#derpy’s idiotic ideas

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Neurodivergent and disabled side of Tumblr, wanna design a college campus specifically for y’all? Here are my ideas so far (please reply with more)

An open courtyard garden that is specifically for relaxing (you don’t need to cut through to get to another class)

Campus facilities:

Gift shop with cool merch

Small store with fidgets, EpiPens, household items, etc.

Decent clinic + therapy options

Trade school options (if you want to go to trade school, you can take a trade class and gain experience by doing stuff around campus)

No stairs. 

Medicine dispensers. You put in your prescription bottles, input your schedule, and it’ll tell you to take your meds at the right time ([Name], please take your medication.)

A library with speech-to-text and Braille books. Each book will have an unremovable card saying when it’s due. You can return the books normally or through a book cart (derpy lil carts that go around the dorms)

Hybrid, online, or in-person learning options

The dorm floors are hardwood and the walls are painted beige or grey.

If you want your room painted, you can text the trade school team and they’ll assign someone who needs experience to paint your room while you’re gone.

If you want extra furniture or carpeting, there is a carpentry trade school and a flooring team to help!

There will not be a lot of homework or busywork in class. If there IS homework, it is online.

Every school-driven event (assemblies, parties, etc.) is completely optional and you are given a 10-week notice.

You get extra time on assignments if you need it.

Everything is scheduled, so you can stick to a routine. There are also “free periods”, time during the school day where you can stretch, rest, etc.

The bathrooms are not stalls. They’re single-person, which also solves the problem of dysphoria.

There are ASL and text-to-speech transcripts for every assembly, every class. 

You get headphones!

If you miss a class, someone will drop the papers and transcripts into your dorm.

You get social-emotional flashcards or tone indicators!

The dorms are normally shared, but only between two people, each of whom have their own space. Each dorm has a wheelchair closet, which can be used for extra storage if needed. If you need a single-person room, just text: the unused single-person rooms are normally repurposed as rooms for storage or panic rooms. Someone will help you pack.

There are slides in the gym. No particular reason other than slides being cool.

The marine sciences room has a fishtank with a fish named Bobby. Bobby’s an idiot, but he likes the class, so they keep him there.

The desks and chairs are separate, so you can move them aside to have a dance-off between two teachers.

If the professor teaches the material and everyone understands, but the class isn’t over, you can do whatever. Just be as quiet as you can.

There are Nap PodsTM for when you need a break.

There is a campus cat named Deez and he lives in a special section in the library. Deez loves students!

There’s a non-alcoholic version of every drink possible. Also, there are campus rideshares where the driver doesn’t talk.

That’s all I’ve got for now. If anybody has any ideas, PLEASE rb with them.

#neurodivergent #disabled

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I Don't Like To Watch | The Aging White Male in Hollywood

by Dana Jerman

Hey there. Thanks for stopping by my rant. I’m finally ready to sound off about something truly creepy and nuts. Let’s just start here:

STOP making Harrison Ford run.

If there is one thing I would like to see never again it’s this.

(Insert barf emoji next to a clip from the last Indiana Jones movie).

I’m not sure I can reasonably say “Stop Harrison Ford” altogether, because maybe, in the right role, he’s got some polish left on those golden years. However I’m reasonably certain I’m not alone when I say I really don’t support the choice to make another Indiana Jones movie regardless of HF’s participation.

On this same note, STOP making Nicholas Cage run.

(Mostly this one because, even thru his raw enthusiasm and well-tailored suit coat, the flailing arms and jerking knees on this crusty kook cause me to be forced too intensely into withdrawing my suspension disbelief while “bullets” fly his way from multiple automatic weapons. All of which he manages to avoid. Can’t you just see it?)

And even tho’ the likes of Jeremy Renner and Tom Cruise hardly still get a pass, I am truly over the youth-worshipping virility-nostalgia fever dream committed to digital that Boomer Hollywood continually churn out.

Sure, there’s an audience for it, which predictably lends it some box office scratch, but for the love of all things holy, PLEASE.

STOP. Stop altogether with Clint Eastwood. I’m begging you. That skeleton needed to cease talking before Covid.

Thank the Ageist/Abelist Gods that frowny-faced Bruce Willis and the derpy-human-donut that is Jack Nicholson have retired relatively virtuous and illustrious film careers of their own volition.

I’m gonna be a bit mean here, but on a quick search of a few more active geriatrics whose million-dollar faces are some I might choose to never see again: Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Sean Penn and Any Conceivable Sheen or Baldwin.

Why don’t we just round up this solid list with a little George Clooney for good measure?

Now, I’m aware this is all sexist as hell. Someone somewhere is clamoring for no more Angelina Jolie or Milla Jovovich or even Halle Barry.

Yet the real reason I’m so bent out of shape here probably has to do with my own appreciative awakenings as regards the newer crop of male talent emerging in the myriad forms of the wild gorgon called Robert Pattinson:

Andrew Garfield. Timothee Chalamet. Harry Styles. Tom Holland.

Anyone in their mid twenties with all their hair who could hold enough screen charisma to play Batman.

Every time a young man in Hollywood dies, I curse a rudely unjust idiot God for not comprehending how my personal idea of death is supposed to work. I speak of the same false fate machine that took away David Bowie and left us with Morrissey. Wth?

On that note, even tho’ I’m not a huge fan or anything, two individuals in my evolving personal whiteboy Hollyweird spank bank hold up the mid-range of all this business. And I don’t desire generally to see them run either. (Not even something I think at this juncture in their careers they would ever deign to do…)

But Dear God in whom I have long lost faith, I am coming to cancel you hard if you take either Ryan Gosling or Benedict Cumberbatch too soon.

#actor #actress #new crop #old ways #generation #movies and tv #rant #oldesters #youngsters #ageism #ableism

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Last night I tried tracing this image I found on twitter (https://twitter.com/Gaziter/status/1477672447465906187), and then today I tried drawing it normally, though the “lines” idea happened after I already shrunk the trace to use as a reference and thus made me draw small because I’m an idiot. I might re-draw the face because it’s pretty derpy (and add back in the hair lines I forgot whoops) but I like the image otherwise. It looks good from the neck down. We’ll see if tomorrow is just another attempt at this tiger girl as I slowly get better at drawing one (1) thing. 

6 daily draws in a row. 

#My Art

[firespirited]

I love how you completely fail to realize oppression is a pyramid built upon different levels of bigotry. So because disabled people are abused, disabled people shouldn’t care about abelist language that has been historically used to dehumanize us? Why should women care then about equal pay when women are murdered? Why care about anything but the absolute worst of oppression? Way to spit in the fucking face of disabled people, you wouldn’t dare use this reasoning for other forms of oppression but because it’s disabled people y’all are more then happy to disregard our activism and struggles 🙄 even if you’re disabled you’re still throwing the rest of us under the bus

I consider policing the language of fellow disabled and ill people to the extreme to be a waste of their precious energy and refuse to label people as bad for using common words with little relation to disability. You probably missed the original twitter thread as it got deleted but it included stupid, idiot, aspergers, mute, lame, empathy and "touch grass". There are reasonable limits, things we tag for one another, ways we talk about one another and ways we talk about ourselves to abled folks. I can and do dare use this reasoning for other forms of oppression because we don't treat other minorities like babies, we ask and listen before making assumptions about what words and expressions bother them.

My whole point was that the world has used very polite language to enable the death of many of us this past 18 months, me and mine came close. In over 30 years, I have seen the language change several times but not the sentiment that we aren’t full 3D human beings worthy of life and not expendable.

So to hell with the pyramid right now, call me the r word and a worthless leech but make sure my ICU bed doesn't go to someone with a better "quality of life" because millions of ableds thought masks and not eating out was a little uncomfortable.

You clearly havn't been following for long and you have no idea of my struggles or activism and I don't owe you any explanation. Here's the deal: I will not be policing my friends’ language because they said "oh that's crazy" or "lame ass policy" or "feeling derpy today" or "dumb dumb brain" or "I was so aspie today" and you can go ahead and block me or any other bad cripple that throws other cripples under the language oppression bus ok?

#i'm off to spend some of my disability check on problematic crazyyy crips right now #then i'm gonna treat my dumb lame self #because that was a violent ask by your standards #crip life #disability blogging #karma police #purity culture #even if you're disabled are you kidding me #saf

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in regards to what you pointed out a few posts ago, ngl one of my least favorite fandom things is when they make Kaminari the Har Har Stupid Joking ADHD Bi Playboy Who Is Never Serious Trope. like, he's very smart, 'worst in ___ area of a UA course' is very impressive and I don't remember if it even said that or just that he was studying with some other students, worried about his grades overall, calls himself stupid with implied insecurities about it, and didn't think he was very smart compared to the other people in the course. quirk overuse makes him loopy, incoherent, and think everything's funny. and yeah, he's a bit of a flirt and made a few perverted comments and actions that he clearly didn't think through that well. I'm pretty sure he's not ever stated to be bi in the manga because it was written by a coward, so I think people should think more about why they're associating and pairing together the idea of "hot flirty playboy who if legally able would sleep with everyone he meets" with emphasis or joke in the captions of whatever the content is on him being bi. I don't think this is inherently bad, even put together, but the execution feels kind of :/ and shallow. and I mainly just wish they'd pause to consider if there's any reason (subconscious or intentional) why one of those makes them think about the other, and at the very least lean back to see if they're blatantly making those traits centric around each other and tweak how they're showing them a little. Part of this is also because it's basically his fanon sexuality, but then they stick together "oh he's bi and everyone thinks that" and "he's made flirty or perverted comments and actions in canon at some point" and then mentally exaggerate and have this Canon Image of him as *waves hand at above* and I don't think that's happening consciously in most cases but. again. Cookiecutter Bi Party Playboy Who's Made a Date Offer to Everyone In The Building. not a flirty Person or a Playboy who is bi and flirts with more than one genders

I myself headcanon him as adhd and while the exact sexuality depends on my mood I think of/have him as bi in a lot of my content, but it's the same thing with why non adhd people see how he acts and label "adhd!" Especially about comprehension speed and derpy acting and intelligence and attention span jokes/tropes. Again, not bad in and of itself, but the specific parts of his behavior that make them think he's adhd, or that they start making jokes about or Ha Ha ADHD'ing, or that they think is why we project ADHD on him, (which they aren't necessarily wrong about, but like right in a really disrespectful look at how funny this is oh look squirrel way that's only funny when adhd people are doing it and it isn't all mocking like that) when they see other people calling him adhd, are the wrong ones, I think, and it shows in their characterization of him.

I'm not saying that any of those traits are bad in a character, but as a queer adhd girl with very high annual test scores and Gifted Kid Intelligence but extremely poor grades, focus, and brain damage (admittedly nothing like his, it was a longterm passive thing that mainly just made me have a Lot of Really Bad headaches, and closest thing it did to me was make me sluggish and emotional on bad days and also techincally have the potential kill my language bit if left untreated or the surgery messed up, which it didn't, and it won't be a problem again. but even after explaining that it wasn't cancer or any sort of tumor, and after seeing it do very little at all to affect my behavior outside of irritability and performance, because y'know, constant migraines, gone after the surgery but this was before that, Certain People I Was Vaguely Kind Of Acquaintances With started to treat my like I was a fragile glass thing going to to drop dead and revive myself speaking like a comic relief cartoon crazy person at any moment which was. patronizing.) I've since had surgery for, the way the fandom combines them into stereotypes and portrays them really just rubs me the wrong way- "Flirty Bi(tm) Playboy" "Har Har ADHD Can't Focus Or Get Things After They're Explained To Him, He's Still Confused And An Idiot" "Stupid Person With Brain Damage Who Can't Take Care Of Or Think For Themself And Acts Stupid And Funny For People To Laugh At" which tbh is super ableist even and especially when people irl do fit that description, and also reminds me of the Autistic Person Freaking Out And Being Dramatic sense of humor. And I know it's not helped by canon, because it done for comic relief and to limit his powers, but explored more I think it as a limitation could have been used way more interestingly than canon did and also call me biased but that quirk induced brain frying sounds at least as concerning as Izuku's quirk's backlash.

And it's a shame!! Because he's so much more interesting than that! Instead, the fandom gives me the Cookicutter Funny Bi ADHD Flirt Who's An Idiot and I am sad about it.

tbh it reminds me of what happened to percy jackson, esp with the ADHD Idiot Trope thing. which sucks because apparently it originated in the author making up stories around characters like his adhd and dyslexic kid inspired by Greek myths to tell him after running out of actual myths because it was his special interest and he wanted more. and then the series got kind of all over the place and the fandom processed that the adhd and dyslexic main character who does dumb things sometimes but is very combat smart and great at strategizing and leading gets bad grades and has trouble focusing and has, y'know, adhd, and made him the ADHD Idiot and erased his Gifted Kid girl friend's traits and ADHD and dyslexia into No Nonsense Calls Him an Idiot And Thinks He's Stupid And Has To Tell Him What To Do And Manage His Life For Him and honestly that just kind of sucks and it reminds me of what happened to fandom Kaminari. and now that I think of it people have jirou like that around him a lot too.

im fine with you answering this publicly if you want or have something to add but probably tag as ableism and maybe a biphobia mention content warning for people who don't have the energy to deal with thinking about those kinds of negative things rn because I kind of Went Off About It

I love this! Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and experiences 💚(and double thank you for tag suggestions)💚

I couldn’t agree more that a lot of fandom has messed up Kami’s character, which is why I’ve kinda been posting more about him cause he’s just stuck in my head.

I think a lot of fandoms have trouble with characters like this, people have a hard time with duality in characters and fast/fun posts are easier to make if you flatten a character down.

The did it to Kami, they did it to Percy, they did it to Ron Weasley, they do it to Thor, the list goes on. If being the Smart One ™️ isn’t your thing and you can be goofy than you get pigeonholed into the idiot trope.

I feel for Kami a lot(probably because I have adhd/brain damage too)

It sucks when you’re smart but it’s not the traditional, measurable kind of smart(even if by national comparison Kami technically is).

I got terrible grades growing up, and I pretty much got the absolute lowest gpa you can get and still graduate. But absolutely no one would have known if I didn’t tell them, because I’m not dumb.

(It’s okay if you are “dumb”, I love me a head empty just vibes friend. You’re 100% valid, stil worthy of joining discussions, and should be listened to and taken seriously. This just isn’t about that tho)

I joke sometimes that I’m clever and witty but not smart, because that’s exactly what it feels like.

I have lots of thoughts and ideas that I think I articulate pretty well, I am excellent at finding the humor in things and expressing it in a way that’s funny to others too, and there is almost zero problems I can’t find a work around. And the people in my life love it, and they love to use it.

But eventually everyone in my life finds out that I’m not smart. They see the way I have to pause to Google how to calculate a tip, that I don’t know the name of all 50 states or even where to find them on a map, or I legitimately just can not spell (if you ever see a post where it looks like I used a weird word choice it’s probably because I tried 4 times and autocorrect+Google couldn’t help me and voice to text wasn’t an option)

No one ever questions my intelligence until they find out about my adhd and/or catch me struggling with it. After the mask comes off it’s like they can’t even hear me anymore, nothing I say could be true or matter because I’m now just the goofy accident prone spacy girl. My family literally calls me Spacy

And ya know what sometimes I just let people think that because it’s easier, it’s easier than explaining that I’m dyslexic and that I didn’t have a single geography/history clas until 10th grade and shocker the capital of Iowa doesn’t come up much by then. And it’s easier for me to laugh off losing my keys again than dwell on the fact that sometimes it feels like I’m losing my marbles.

And I wouldn’t be at all surprised if after this post I get a lot more “fact checkers” and push back on anything else I post.(not talking about people who want to genuinely engage,y’all are always welcome, I’m talking those people who don’t wanna look it up themselves but no longer trust me to know what I’m talking about)

Kami is a sweet brilliant boy. He’s in a nationally high ranking school, he loves the weather channel, he’s careful about his quirk that could easily hurt his friends in combat, he has a very high emotional intelligence level, he wears dorky shirts with electricity puns on them, and he pays attention to his friends and remembers a lot of little things about them.

He wants to be a hero and he takes that seriously, and the series has tried time and time again to tell y’all that smiling and laughter are an important part of that. Kami excels at this part! So what if his history grades don’t rival the top of the class, the top 5 students would struggle hard to do what Kami does.

Iida can’t relax, Momos rather shy, Todo struggles with social cues, Midoriya is canonically not funny, and jfc where to even begin with Katsuki. I’m certain they’ll all grow up to be excellent heros in their own right, but none of them are going to bring the level of joy and camaraderie that Denki can. You can’t test that into someone.

Kami also just notices people differently and has any easy way of joining in with them, he doesn’t struggle approaching Katsuki or Shinso. Sure he doesn’t hit the the nail on the head the same way Deku does but he’s the only one who has the guts and skills to try. Also he’s not that kinda friend, he’s not looking to a save these guys but pal around with them

I think Kami 100% realizes what a special case and tough nut to crack Bakugo is, I don’t think he’s just careless or too dumb realize his life’s at stake or whatever.

I think he’s purposely testing Bakugos boundaries all while trying to not be a threat to Katsukis actual ego and calling Bakugo out when he needs it in a way that not to serious. Kami knows how to be just goofy enough that he’s approachable. He’s also keyed in that the way to Bakugo is through Deku, meanwhile everyone else is stuck believing the opposite.

Kami also realized how important music is to Jiro and saw an opportunity to let her display her skills and combin the two worlds she lives, and he wasn’t afraid to get some back lash from her for it.

Like Deku Kami isn’t afraid to be uncomfortable. You really can’t teach that level of social ease, you can teach the posture and feed people a couple of lines but it’ll never hit the same. Funny approachable people have spent a lifetime learning the craft, usually out of necessity.

It’s actually what gives me the biggest adhd vibes from him, because adhd is (speculated to be) a dopamine deficiency disorder. People with adhd are constantly trying to raise their dopamine levels, and that means looking for praise and reward and nothing makes the human brain light up faster than postative human connections.

Adhd children struggle a lot with connecting with peers and often find making people laugh a fast way into people’s circles and makes it more likely people will overlook being interrupted or spaced out on.

Also adhd people are pretty much forced by their own brain structures to be genuine in all they do, low dopamine levels make it very hard to do things you don’t enjoy because there no promise of dopamine from the activity and you don’t have enough to spare, plus impulsiveness makes it really hard to not show when you do or don’t enjoy something.

I agree that Kami is also painted as overly perverted at times, he’s a little flirty but in a fun casual way but it’s not the foundation of his personality and it’s really mellowed out over the course of the series.

And while I subscribe to the bi hc from his interactions with Jiro and Shinso, we should all be very mindful that we don’t lump these characteristics together. The are separate facets of his personality that are not dependent on each other in anyway.

Kami deserves all the respect and love, I can’t wait to see our electric king again 🖤⚡️🖤

#tw ableism #ableism #tw biphobia #biphobia #softy answers #I have a sorta sad one shot about Kami and his quirks effects #should i post it?

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MHA Headcanon: Being Apart of Both The Baku + Deku Squads

(Description: Wow! I’m so happy with the amount of praise my FatGum fic has gotten! I cannot thank you guys enough for over 100 likes/reblogs, you all mean the world to me. This idea struck me in the dead of the night and I just had to write it down. Love you!)

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Requester: No One!

Reader Gender: Gender Neutral (They/Them)

Style of Story: Headcanon(s) // Just some funny ideas I had. Nothing extremely romantic about this one, unless you count Denki’s insatiable flirting attempts as romance!

Word Count: 2.7K Words

WARNING(s): None, just a few cuss words here and there.

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DekuSquad

Meeting

You were more than likely an OG of this group (with Deku, Uraraka, and Iida alongside you) and became fast friends on the first day of school together

You went to class early on the first day at UA (which was unusual for you since sleep is high on your priority list), but you wanted to make a good impression on the staff and meet potential new friends or allies in your career

You got there before most, sat in your designated seat, and people watched the unfamiliar faces in the classroom, trying to get a feel of the energy the kids presented. Not long after you sat down did a scene already break out between a stiff, but kind-looking bluenette who shouted orders at an aggressive blonde with spiky hair. They bickered for a bit, it was eventually calmed down by the teacher, but you noticed a few people at the doorway having a conversation

A brown haired girl and a green haired boy who looked like he was about to die from blushing too hard were standing near the door with the bluenette from earlier. They were all smiling so wide and all had such different personalities that it made you smile, deciphering in your head that there was no way you were leaving this school today without saying ‘hi’ them

Eventually, over the course of the school day (before the whole incident with the fake expulsion) you introduced yourself to the three, and you being the sweet cutie you are, were quickly accepted into the trio as one of them

And the rest is pretty much history! All of you became besties from that point on, dragging Tsu, Momo, and a reluctant Todoroki (at first) into the whirlwind that is your friend group!

What Do They Think Of You Personally

Deku: You’re one of his best friends, he can trust you with pretty much anything. He even considers telling you about One For All once, but sadly that is too big of a secret to tell (for now), but he’ll tell you basically anything else! Learning about your quirk, your goals and dreams, and just plain talking with you always puts him at ease. You help him with his life problems and stressors, even when he’s mumbling away and overthinking you give him a moment to let him get all of his thoughts out instead of interrupting him. He hopes to be heroes with you to the very end, never forget that!

Uraraka: She absolutely adores you! Smart, funny, sweet, you’re the whole package. You’re trustworthy and the drive you have in life keeps her motivated to be a hero with you. You help each other out, she values this friendship more than some others. She feels she can go to you for anything, she only hopes that you feel the same way with her because she has no doubt in her mind that she will go to hell and back for you.

Iida: For awhile he didn’t understand why Midoriya and Uraraka liked you so much. Don’t get me wrong, he found you fun to hang out with and nice, but he never really saw why they blindly trusted you. That is, until you came to visit Izuku, Shoto, and him in the hospital the weekend after the Hosu/Stain (but you don’t know about the villain) incident. You wished for them to get better, gave each of them a handwritten card and baked goods before leaving to get back to UA, parting with a wide smile and hugs for them all. He finally fully sees your kind nature and the open honesty you give to everyone, and is ready to be a hero with you for as long as you deem necessary. The kindness you gave him that day affected him more than you will ever know, as you helped him see past his plot of revenge and strive to be a hero not to hurt others but to change the world so tragedies like this never happen again.

Tsu: She noticed early on how you always brighten a room whenever you’re there, so she (along with many others) were drawn to that warmth. She appreciates your understanding and forgiving attitude, she feels like she doesn’t have to hide or be ashamed of who she is around you. The USJ incident really made her think about how precious life is and how quickly it can be taken away, so she is grateful that someone as generous as you decided to be friends with her and the rest of the DekuSquad.

Todoroki: Apprehensive of you at first (like he was with everyone), but after you showed your loyalty and dedication to not your work but your friendships, he wants to get to know you better. It’ll take awhile to get past his cold exterior, but if you stay he’ll consider you one of his greatest allies. Plus, you can teach him how to open up to others and learn to love again, who wouldn’t want to help Shoto?

Momo: She knows she’s smart so she’s more than happy to help you with school work (if you need it, that is). The first time she knew she could fully trust you is when Mineta was perving about her hero uniform and tried to inappropriately touch her, but you grabbed and punted him at least 50 yards into the distance while screaming, “Women's rights, perv!” and ever since that day you’ve been her knight in shining armour. She always thinks about inviting you as her guest first when she has to attend fancy dinners/parties with her parents. She appreciates all your help with protecting her and the other girls in Class 1-A, but also a great friend. If you ever need anything, she’ll be there first to help!

Hanging Out / Having Fun / Random Things

Group. Study. SESSIONS! Seriously. You have some of the smartest people in Class 1-A in the DekuSquad with you, if you don't use that knowledge to your benefit, I’ma slap you. They’re always willing to help one another out, no matter how immense the problem.

Mario Kart, Apples to Apples, even Hide-And-Seek (in and outside the dorms), everything is on the table for Group Game Night (and, yes, Group Game Night is a weekly event)

You train with Deku, Todoroki, and even Uraraka sometimes on the weekends and HOE BOI, you haven’t felt true envy until you jokingly test to see if a cutsie green-haired 16 year old can bench your entire body and feel your soul die as he actually lifts you up and over his head with ease

Your noodle arms could never. You just want to be sTRONG!!! (I feel that)

You cannot make a self deprecating joke in front of them. Ever. Even if you THINK about making one, you will be sat down on a comfy chair, given a glass of milk and a cookie, and counseled on your emotions and well being until the dorm’s curfew

They just love and care about you. Why can’t you see yourself the way they do? (K, I made myself cry with that one.)

Anyways, it’s wholesome, cinnamon roll energy 24/7. Finally, the serotonin we all need.

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BakuSquad

Meeting

You’re a little late getting into the BakuSquad, but you get there eventually!

You, Mina, and Kirishima are paired up for a group project in the middle of the year. Sad that you can’t be with your normal friend group in this project, you try to look on the bright side and enjoy their company.

You three end up having way too much fun. Opting to, instead of doing the homework, end up playing video games with Kirishima, Mina, and a flirty blonde named Kaminari, hanging upside down on the ceiling with the smiley blacknette, Sero, pretending to be “Spiderman” while relaxing with the spunky Jiro, and eventually getting caught by the angry blonde from the first day of school named Bakugou, who forces the three of you to sit down and finally get the work done before it was too late, but even that was fun!

Later that weekend, you all plan to meet up at the mall (Bakugou being dragged along by Kirishima) and hang. You ended up running around the different floors laughing like maniacs, getting way too many sugar highs from eating too much candy, somehow end up in a Taco Bell parking lot at 1AM screaming “Bohemian Rhapsody” to the moon while drinking Baja Blasts together, and having to sneak back into the dorms carrying a derpy Kaminari carefully inside because he blew out his power trying to impress you with a flirty pickup line.

You stumbled into your dorm after hearing a quick, “Night, (Y/N)!” from Kirishima since he had kindly walked you to your room to make sure you got back okay, and took a deep breath in while leaning against the door. You walked to your bathroom mirror and looked at your frizzled hair, colorful stained lips from the candy you’d eaten, the empty Baja Blast cup in your hand that you had used as a microphone, and smiled. You have got to stay friends with these idiots.

And that you did, the crazy BakuSquad has a new member!

What Do They Think Of You Personally

Bakugou: I’ll just say this, it takes guts to befriend a person like him, and he knows it, so he pretends to hate you and your determination to stay by his side (as he does with most people) for the LONGEST time. It takes him years to show you his softer sides, but when he does break down those barriers for you it’s well worth the wait. After that, he trusts you with his life, and him with yours. He hates to admit it because he has seen the crazy in you around the others, but you are caring and would take all the time in the world to listen to his or anyone else's problems. He knows you’ve seen the tough things in life and he respects you for it. You’ll be a strong hero, just not better than him!

Kirishima: Honestly after meeting the BakuSquad and now you, his self esteem has never been higher! He was struggling for the longest time with self doubt but after befriending all of you he knows that he finally has a place in this world and people who care about him for more than his quirk. You give him an even bigger reason to keep striving to be a hero, if he can meet amazing people like you in his career path then he never wants to leave. He sees that project as one of the best things that has ever come out of school!

Denki: Definitely tries (and fails miserably) to score a date with you an ungodly amount of times. He can’t help it, you’re so pretty and nice and if you were his significant other he’d be over the moon. If you’re not comfortable with his flirting, he will eventually lay off, but that won’t stop him from daydreaming of being with you. Fate or not, meeting you feels like a dream, and with you being kind to literally everyone around you, it would have been impossible for him to resist being friends with you either way. He loves you and admires your strength as a hero, you’re both gonna go far together.

Mina: She feels that getting paired together for that project was destiny in the works! You make everyone so happy and she feels blessed that she can help you learn how to let loose and go with the flow. You two have an infinite amount of gossip supply, the tea is never not hot or empty. You both have some righteous dirt (but you’re both nice enough to not cause chaos within UA, so it stays on the ground).

Sero: The life the BakuSquad gained from you joining is indescribable. You are like the cool parental figure who turned into a thrill junkie, and seeing that transformation was absolutely hilarious. He enjoys your company, where the room can be filled with noise or dead silent but still be comfortable, he lives to find those people. Plus, being non-judgmental means that he’ll open up to you about more than what others see. 10/10, you two vibe together.

Jiro: Best buddies. You fight alongside her in defending the women of UA from pervs, so that is already a huge gain. She loves sharing her music taste with you and you with her, you’ve opened up her tastes far more than she ever imagined (because of you she listens to the catcher pop songs more now than just straight punk 24/7, good for you!) Your opinion is one of the few she won’t brush off, so she’ll listen to what you have to say too.

Hanging Out / Having Fun / Random Things

The chaotic, feral energy you guys have is something else, my dude. Just thinking about it gives me shivers (I pray for Aizawa sometimes).

Intense battles of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Just Dance, and Cards Against Humanity every weekend (Bakugou always wins because he gets all the nastiest/funniest cards)

Who you are with the DekuSquad (calm, careful, collected) gets YEETED away when the BakuSquad comes into play. You go batshit, and it feels good! Like, you’re still kind and caring, but you add a dash of crazy in there when Kaminari starts bumping the Crazy Frog song, so you finally decide it’s okay to let loose with them. It’s a full on identity crisis if I’ve ever seen one.

But don’t be mistaken, if ever someone in the squad needs help or is hurt in any way, you’re all over it. You’ll counsel, hug, and/or kill whoever you need to make sure your friends are okay (and vice-versa with everyone else too)

You sometimes train with Bakugou and Kirishima after school. It’s tough, so you don’t do it often, but when you do you never leave feeling you could have put in more effort. Bakugou’s taunts and Kiri’s encouraging words always compel you to give more and more, to the point of you feeling like passing out at the end.

Weird side note: Bakugou’s parents love all of you like you’re their own kids??? IDK why, but I have a feeling if he ever brought the BakuSquad (+ you) home to hang and meet his parents, they would fall in love and adopt you guys faster than Katsuki can say “DIEEE!”

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Both Groups Together

What Do They Think Of You Being In Both Groups

DekuSquad: They don’t care at all. You’re allowed to be friends with whoever you want. True, they’ll be sad when they make plans together but you can’t make it because you’ve already planned to hang with the BakuSquad and get nervous when they see your Snapchat story update that Denki got himself stuck in a trashcan trying to impress you, but that’s okay! They’ll just let you know if anything important or hilarious happens when you're gone! All in all, it’s great.

BakuSquad: They pretty much feel the same as the DekuSquad, who are they to choose who you associate yourself with, but Bakugou is still pissed to this day that you cannot/will not pick a “side”. He honestly sees it as a test, if he can make you officially be in the BakuSquad and not hang out with those “extras” anymore, then he beats Deku in yet another thing. He’ll eventually come to terms with the fact that your friendships and feelings aren’t a game, but he’ll still keep it a personal goal to try and make his group more enjoyable to be around so you potentially be on only his side. The rest of them don’t view you as property to be owned, your life is your life!

Both Hanging Out: Getting Bakugou to chill with “losers” who aren’t his own team is extremely difficult. He doesn’t play nice with others, even sometimes his own squad! But everyone else enjoys the opposite squad’s vibe, so if you guys wanted to have a group movie night or just a massive hang out, everyone would be down! Get ready for countless nights of gossiping with the girls and playing pranks on other students with the boys (and maybe running away from a furious Aizawa)!

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~ THE END! ~

#mha #bnha #mha headcanon #headcanon #fanfiction #dekusquad #izuku midoriya #uraraka ochaco #tenya iida #tsuyu asui #shoto todoroki #momo yaoyorozu #bakusquad #katsuki bakugou #eijirou kirishima #denki kaminari #mina ashido #hanta sero #kyoka jiro #reader #gender neutral #gender neutral reader

[starlightshadowsworld]

(Thanks to @derpy-grackson for the idea of Jercabeth)

Can you imagine these poor confused souls?

Annabeth and Jason staying up all night on plans and Jason promising they'll get Percy back even if their both guiltily crushing on the other.

Reyna telling Percy about Jason and he becomes entranced and wants to know more even though he has Annabeth's memory and feels awful.

Just so much guilt.

And than they meet and Jason distances himself. Because he's a soilder, he's got too much on his shoulders pretending to be normal without trying to hurt these two...not wanting to come between them even if his heart aches.

He gets to know Percy as well as Annabeth and he hates himself for the way he wants to let down his guard and tell them...hates and loves when he slips up and growls that Percy reassures him because he's been in the Wolf House and can only imagine being their for years. Hates the way he catches himself staring at Percy during sparring, lost in those sea green eyes.

Hates the way his heart sings when Annabeth rolls her eyes and smiles at him, how she looks and holds herself like a queen.

Meanwhile, Annabeth and Percy are both crushing on the awkward blonde feral teen who's eyes are just a perfect shade of blue. He comes up in a late night conversation, when a discussion about sword fighting ends in a half hour discussion centered about Jason.

It's than they both admit it... To each others surprise. Relief floods through them and they reasurw the other that they love them so... There's just a piece missing.

And that piece is currently curled under a blanket and sobbing because the storm frightens him so.

But since Annabeth and Percy can't sleep (and are already breaking rules) they sneak to Cabin 1... Where they find a sobbing Jason and it breaks both of there hearts.

They hold him till morning and than confess.

And Jason is a bit of mess, because he's a feral teen and anything but perfect... Who would want that? "Idiot..." they both chuckle sadly and kiss either of his cheeks.

And slowly... Slowly Jason starts to be more himself, it helps when both of his lovers have held up the sky.

And they are each others world.

#Random thing #Jercabeth #Here we go again #I love it #jason grace #annabeth chase #percy jackson #feral jason grace #i will go down with this headcanon #jason grace protection squad #Annabeth and Percy become members #Jason grace deserves love

[forgemaster-defence-squad]

Castlevania Anime Predictions That I Hate

Here are my newest Castlevania predictions, and I hate them.

Negativity warning definitely absolutely 100% there is SUCH negativity here. Do not read unless you can take negativity without ruining your day, and do not read unless you can laugh at it too.

Watch me stand on my rusty soap box that’s eroding and rant (in a typo-filled post because I’m jusT SO ANGRY IM SHAKIUNG) at you about some anime based off derpy vampire video games that I love way too much!!!!

First off: I was worried all about Isaac FOR NO REASON. He is FINE and dandy and happy and living his best life-- but that scares me. I’ll talk more about that later on because this post is about obviously one specific character:

HECTOR!!! is that youuu?

Second off: I did not watch season 3. (Que yelling about how un-legit my post is). I don’t HAVE to. I am a lady who gets put off of shows by the SMALLEST ADDITIONS OF THINGS THAT I HATE. Such as: smut, cute animal deaths, smut, more smut. I HATE smut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HATESES IT BAGGINSES!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s fine in fanfiction or if it’s very light and I aCTUALLY SHIP THE THING. But in my cartoons about vampires being pretty? NO I HATE IT. Bye. ‘But it’s gotta be  like Game of THrones cuz they said so’ NOOOOO I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY GUT ANED DELETED THIS SHOW FROM MY BRAIN BEFORE I EVEN TRIED TO WATCH IT ARRRRRRRGGH.

Season 1 and 2 were good though.

Okay.. OKAY. phew...

Oh yeah so .. I did not watch season 3, but I read small spoilers and heard things and someone summarized it for me and etc. Just HEARING asbout the things that I hate being present in the show that WAS SUPPOSED to be MY show, REALLY. PUT ME OFF. Clearly ... seasons 1 and 2 were made for me... season 3 was made for SOMEONE ELSE.

OKAY NOW ABOUT HECTOR. Hoooooooooomg.

Person 1: What if we put Hector in the show.

Person 2: gasp yeeeees

Person 1: And not make him like the games... instead... we should be.. UNprEDicTABLLLLEEEEE BECAUSE THAT’S SOOOOOO ENTERTAINING APPARENTLY all the blog writers say that because they word vomit and don’t know what else to say.

Person 2: I like it so far

Person 1: HE SHOULD BE AN IDIOT!!!

Person 2: uuuuh but--

Person 1: DEFINITELY SAY YES!

Person 2: I don’t think...

Person 1: SAY YES OR ELSE!!!

Person 2: YES good idea person 1 you are the best thinker.

And so instead of falling in love with a sensible person who loves animals like him (ROSALY) he falls in love with a vampire chick that abuses him. YEAH. MAKES SENSE. And don’t try to say he didn’t fall for her. I didn’t watch the show, but I know he likes her somehow FOR SOME FRKICKING REASON STUPID GODDANG BADNESS AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHGKDLSHAG;LKDHSALKG;HDL;SHAG;LDHSA;LGHKLHG;GHDL;SA

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.

Okay. Now for the really dumb prediction.

I’M ONLY WRITING THE PREDICTION because I predict that if I write the prediction a person responsible for the show will read it and be like ‘oh no were too PREDICTIBLE BETTER CHANGE IT’ and then change it and it will probably be EVEN WORSE after changing but hey, we will have went from bad to different bad. In which case: I’m sorry. BUT STILL THIS PREDICTION IS PRETTY STUPID.

Okay so Hector for some reason likes the dumb horrble evle lady that kiciks him and

ObiouvslY. OBVIOUSLY Isaac fights them later on down the road. I can think of a million reasons why he would. I’m not listing any of them because they are all WAY TOO EASY to think up. So he fights them with his army and kills the stupid lady (yay!) and then Hector gets angery because Rosaly isn’t there and he doesn’t like being badly written and so he’s like ‘guess I should get mad at Isaac or something’ and then he fights Isaac.

AND IT’S STUPID.

GHKLDSAHGD;LSAHGLD;SAHGL;DPSLG;HDSAL;GHD;SLAGHDSL;AGH

I’m worried about Isaac having a happy time because his happy time means it’s going to get RUINED. That’s how you tell a ‘good’ story. All the best ones have happy times that get ruined. But I don’t want to call this story a good story. Lots of people already did that and I don’t want to do that.

Because I’m ANGRY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

The end.

PS: If he becomes the super hot weird Isaac I keep drawing pictures of, I’ll be upset because I can’t watch the show anyway.

ME ANGEREY

#Castlevania #rant #kuporamblerant #IGNORE MEEEEEEE

[if-found-return-to-gusu]

Lan Zhan = God Pt 3.

So I emerge from the bathroom after folding my clothes as neatly as possible ((I don’t fold clothes normally but Lan Zhan’s house deserves folded clothes) feeling an interesting mix of hon hon hon I am the lord of the castle do my bidding and COMPLETE MESS OR NERVES THAT COULD EXPLODE INTO ANXIETY SHRAPNEL WITH THE SLIGHTEST MISCALIBRATION. 

But that hodgepodge of EMOTIONS????? didn’t last too long because I was forcing myself n~o~t to dwell on that and just go with the flow. I threw myself onto Lan Zhan’s Luxurious Loungy Couch and let myself sink into the clouds that are those cushions and pillows and then called dibs on the foot bath. 

What can I say? He set this up for me and I always wanted to try those! It was a shame though that I had to take off the slippers to use it. I gave ‘em a couple of pats (so soft) and set them aside.  I slipped my feet into the water, (expected it to be cold but it wasn’t? That was nice) and struggled for a sec trying to figure out how to turn it on. Turns out it’s the big button in the middle that says “on”. Genius. 

Fortunately Lan Zhan was busy off somewhere else so hopefully he didn’t notice my beautiful derpiness. He was going to the diffuser and asked me what kind of scent I wanted. 

I thought for a second, trying to think of something other than “sandalwood” but in the end… well that’s what I wanted. Sandalwood smells like Lan Zhan and Lan Zhan smells like home.  What’s more comfortable than that? So I told him “I know this place already smells like it but can we do sandalwood? I like it.” 

Was I blushing? Probably. Hope he didn’t notice. He smiled at me with his eyes and set it up without a word. 

I think it was that look in his eyes that made me relax more than anything else up to that point. I couldn’t help but flop back in those pillows and laugh. 

Seriously with pillows this soft who would ever need a mattress? Where did he GET them? Probably should have asked but didn’t. Probably couldn’t afford them even if I had asked. Ah well. 

And then oh what happened next?

Oh yes the massager thing! Okay well no first he gave me his ipod. There was a playlist already up of nice calming music. He said I could change it but I trusted his taste. Turns out it was the right choice. :D

But yeah the massager thing. So apparently he was trying to get this like body massager thing to work but it just wasn’t having it. That may have been the first time I ever heard Lan Zhan huff like that. Haha. It was cute. =w=. I asked him what was wrong and he said “Massage thing broke”. 

Except…

You know….

In Lan Zhan words. 

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo basically fanfic daydreams became real because he offered to rub my back himself instead.

He offered.

To rub.

My back.

Himself.

Instead.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So naturally I very eloquently said that that would certainly be adequate thank you very much.

Er.. well… I just kinda nodded like an idiot and turned so my back was to him because I’m pretty sure if I looked for him another second my face would become so hot I’d literally become a tomato and he’d have to chop me up and put me on a blt. 

Managed not to kick my feet out of the massagy bath thing and get water all over Lan Zhan’s nice furniture though so there’s that I guess. 

He got up on his knees (Which is apparently a THING for me. Good to know. >//0//>). He just kinda… stayed there for a minute so I was afraid he wanted to change his mind but before I could tell him it was okay if he didn’t want to do it he put his hands on my shoulders.

And omg. OMG okay. Have y’all ever had a massage before? Because I hadn’t!!! I had no idea it was supposed to feel like that. Like it kinda almost hurt in a weird way but it felt so goooooood. And weird. But goooooood. 

It took me a second to get used to it but eventually I managed to relax which just made it all the better. 

Lan Zhan

Is a magic man

With magic hands

From the magic lands.

And then… oof

Okay he moved up to my neckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. 

And elicited a sound from me

That may not be considered human. 

It was a sound that came not from my vocal chords, but from my very soul.

Like a ghost fart. It was a ghost fart. 

Even so I couldn’t bring myself to care. I just leaned back against him (Which probably just made the massage harder but whatever. I wanted to be as close as possible. So I leaned against him and closed my eyes. Tried really hard NOT to think about what those hands would feel like rubbing my skin without the robe in the way. Did NOT succeed. (Fortunately the robe is very thick’s all I’m sayin’. )

And then

I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP ON HIM AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK.

It had to have been like 4 fucking PM but GUESS WE’RE DROOLING ON DREAMBOATS AGAIN. 

Okay so that’s like… not even half of what happened but that seems like a good point to break on.  

I’ll post the rest of the story later. =3=

#(Modern AU!) #pt 3 #long post

[demonsliveinstillwaters]

Meet the Muse

Tagged by: @tsushima-no-onryo

► Name ➔  Americanized Name: Natasha Romanoff                      Russian Name: Natalia Alyanovna Romanova                      Aliases: Natalie Rushman, Laura Matthers, Mary Ferrell,

► Are you single ➔  Perpetually

► Are you happy ➔ Intermittently

► Are you angry? ➔ Frequently

► Are your parents still married ➔ I never knew my parents. I have no idea if they’re even still alive.

► Birthplace ➔ Stalingrad, Russia

► Hair Color ➔ Red (Naturally dark brown)

► Eye Color ➔ Green

► Birthday ➔  -REDACTED - , 1984

► Mood ➔ Tired 

► Gender ➔ Woman

► Summer or winter ➔ Winter (it feels like home - but not in the comfortable nostalgic kind of way. In a very uncomfortable, traumatic past kind of way that reminds her why she’s doing what she’s doing)

► Morning or afternoon ➔ Night

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ No

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ I believe people believe in it, but I believe it’s for the blissfully ignorant or the hopelessly romantic idealists. It’s not for me. 

► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me 

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ It’s part of the job description

► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Not afraid. Just not interested, if you’re talking about in the Romantic sense. 

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ No, but I’m no stranger to close, intimate physical contact.

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I’ve had plenty of admirers who thought I didn’t know who they were. 

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ On too many occasions to count.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Neither - both are useful tools when used on someone else, but I haven’t felt either in a very long time.

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Coffee. Black. And strong as it comes.

► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs. All my Boys are like derpy golden retrievers and everytime I see one it reminds me of them.

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ The fewer personal connections the better. I only count those I could trust with my life as friends, and that number fits on a single hand.

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Whatever suits the target best. Honestly, both are good - wild night is great for letting it all go, romantic night in is a great way to relax.

► Day or night ➔ Night

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No - or I wouldn’t have graduated the Red Room and inherited my name.

► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ This is inevitable 

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes. 

► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes (and I thought I’d found my way out, but the Soul Stone had other ideas)

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes - in an ordinary person, they don’t lie. Their mouth might be smiling, but their eyes will show the truth. Sadness, weariness, rage. You can see that in the eyes.

► Shorter or Taller ➔ Don’t care

► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Smart is sexy

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Not interested in a relationship. Hook-ups are good stress relief, though.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ Found Family, and ... sometimes.

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔  I am not even going to begin. The short answer is “yes.”

► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ Yes. I ran right into the arms of the enemy and joined them.

► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No. Getting Kicked out would have meant a permanent home in the graveyard where I grew up.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ I dont’ keep people around that I hate. 

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ If I call you Friend, you have been weighed and you have been measured, and you have not been found wanting.

► Who is your best friend ➔ Clinton Francis Barton, A.K.A. Hawkeye, my favorite idiot

► Who knows everything about you ➔ No-one. Not even myself. My memories were toyed with when I was part of the Red Room Project. I can’t even trust myself.

tagging: @seesbetterfromadistance ; @deafhawkeye

[burning-up-ao3]

Edge of 17 ch 7/12  Let’s Be Lonely Together

AO3 members, read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22297483/chapters/54723820

**if you need an AO3 request, let me know. I’m sure I have some

Sid woke to the scent of acrid hangover—the lingering scent of vomit mixed with sweat and cheap beer on him exacerbated by how incredibly warm he was.

 But it was December in Pittsburgh, and their house was never warm.

 Geno.

 Geno was molded to Sidney, his knees curved where Sid’s curved, his chest snug against Sid’s back. Oh my God, how long had they slept like that, with Geno’s face pressed against Sid’s neck, his hand warm on Sidney’s hip.

 It was awful and wonderful.

 And it had to stop.

 Sidney took one more minute to enjoy the fantasy that they were together, that this meant something between them, and tried to ignore the heaviness in his stomach. With a deep breath he edged away from Geno and rolled out of bed to use the bathroom.

 When Sid walked back into the room, Geno had one eye cracked open. “Am dead.”

 “Nope,” Sid laughed. “You are absolutely alive. Be glad we don’t have skate this morning. Coach would take one look at you and bag skate you.”

 “Why you yell when I’m dead.” In something like slow motion, Geno dragged Sid’s pillow over his face to hide.

“Not yelling,” Sid said, slightly louder and could feel Geno’s entire body wince. He pulled the pillow off Geno’s face and added, “C’mon. Breakfast then laundry and homework.”

 Geno pretended he was asleep.

 “I’m giving you til three, then I’m pulling you out of bed. One, two—” Sid reached for Geno’s ankle, but Geno, groaning loudly and not really stable, sat almost upright.

 “Don’t tell Mama,” Geno whispered. “She be disappoint.” He stared at his clasped hands in his lap and when he looked up, his eyes were wet with tears.

 “My mom?” Sid asked. “I won’t. I promise.”

 It was an easy promise to keep. First, his mom would take one whiff and know Geno was hungover. But second, in the way his heart hurt watching Geno so upset, Sid knew he’d do anything to keep him from being sad ever again.

 Sid reached out his hand for Geno. “Shower, clean clothes, then breakfast. You smell like hell.”

 Geno wobbled a smile and shuffled slowly to the bathroom, grumbling in Russian. Sid dug in his drawer for that pair of black Penguins sweatpants that dragged on the floor when he wore them, thinking they might be okay on Geno. He added an old Sewickley Country Day School t-shirt and debated giving Geno a pair of his underwear, which seemed nasty, but in the end, not as nasty as G freeballing in his sweats.

Sid knocked and didn’t wait for an answer before edging open the bathroom door. “Here’s some clean clothes.”

 Geno stuck his head out from the shower curtain, his wet hair dripping into his face. He looked tired and his eyes were bloodshot, but he looked better—and almost awake. His smile was small but genuine, and Sid smiled back.

 ~*~

 Sid’s mom took one look at Geno, clean showered and in fresh clothes but still smelling like last night’s party. She bit her lips and went back to reading the newspaper.

 ~*~

 After breakfast, Geno tried to crawl back into bed, but Sid stopped him before he could. “Laundry. You have to strip the bed, wash the sheets and your clothes, then remake the bed.”

 Sid waited, his arms crossed over his chest.

 Geno stared at Sid.

 “Geno. Strip the bed.” Sid pointed, but Geno just stared. “You know? Take the blankets off, the sheets off—”

 Geno didn’t move, and Sid felt his anger rising. “Come on, G. Everyone has stripped a bed before. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m saying.”

 Geno barked something back in Russian, lifted the corner of the blanket and dropped it back down.

 Sid threw his hands up in frustration and pushed a pillow into Geno’s hands. “Take the pillow out of the pillowcase.” Geno wrestled with it for a moment before extracting the big pillow from the smaller case.

 “Next, the blankets. Then the sheets. Have you really never stripped a bed?”

 Geno shrugged. “Mama.”

 Sid huffed a <i>Ha!</i> “No way my mom is gonna do this for me. She hasn’t since I was tall enough to work the washing machine.”

 They finished pulling the dirty sheets from the mattress, and Sid shoved them and last night’s clothes into Geno’s arms. “Next stop, the washer.”

 Turns out, Geno had no idea how to do laundry. <i>That’s not gonna last long,</i> Sid thought. He bullied through Geno’s hangover and unwillingness to learn until Geno had started the washer.

 “If you’re going to live here, you gotta know these things,” Sid said shaking Geno’s shoulder, “I mean, if you want to. I know we don’t speak Russian or make Russian food, and living with Coach Gonch probably makes you feel more at home—”

“I’m learn,” was all Geno said, but his smile was brilliant and bright for the first time that day, and Sid’s stomach flip flopped. He ignored it (not really) as he showed Geno where they kept the clean sheets and how to make the bed.

 “Did you really never do this at home?”

 “Mama,” Geno said with a crafty smile, and Sid just shook his head.

 “Maybe I’ll take a picture of you making the bed and send it to her.” Sid angled the phone toward Geno, elbows deep in fitted sheet. Seconds after the flash exploded, Geno tackled Sid to the bare mattress and wrestled him for control of the phone.

 Sid was pinned under Geno, who was a bit larger and a bit heavier and definitely had longer arms. “I’m look at all your pictures. Maybe you take more of me that I’m get rid of.”

 Sid’s face was deep red, from not being able to breathe and <i>not</i> from the idea of taking other pictures of Geno. “Ha! It’s locked.”

 Geno sat back on his heels, one knee on either side of Sid’s hips, and Jesus fuck, but he looked so good over Sid, and the pressure on him in exactly the right spot, and it took all of Sid’s fight not to roll his hips, because that would have been a humiliating disaster.

 “Hmm,” Geno over exaggerated pretending to think. “Wonder what you code is.” Sid struggled to grab his phone back, but Geno held it out to the side. He poked in four numbers. “Ha! 8-7-8-7. I’m only know you few days, but already know you love you jersey number.”

 Geno angled his torso away as Sid reached for the phone; Sid stilled when Geno’s crotch pressed against Sid’s hard dick. <i>This was bad, bad, so bad.</i>

 Geno laughed evilly at Sid’s phone. “Not me.” Swipe. “Not me.” Swipe. “Not me.”

 “Why not me? Little bit sad.” Geno pouted as Sid grabbed the phone from him. Swipe. When Geno turned back, Sid could see the rigid outline of Geno’s dick in the sweatpants.

 <i>It’s a biological response. That’s it. It doesn’t mean anything.</i>

 The thing of it was, Sid was hard, aching and wanting, <i>because</i> it was Geno. Not because of pure biology. He hadn’t felt this way about another person in a long time.

 Maybe, just maybe, it was the same for Geno.

 “Asshole. You just got here. When was I gonna take your picture?” Quick as he could, Sid opened the camera app and clicked a picture of Geno. It was bad, with Geno’s eyes half closed and his mouth in a derpy smile.

 “Now who asshole?” Geno stole the phone again and squawked. “How you take bad picture of this pretty face?” He dropped onto the bed next to Sid and put their heads together. “Smile!” Geno ordered and snapped a selfie of them. “Good.”

 Geno texted the picture to himself and finally returned the phone to Sid. “Is my phone number. Should keep.”

“We live together, asshole,” Sid grinned. Being with Geno made him stupidly happy, laughing about nothing and feeling like his insides had turned to fizzy bubbles.

 “But what if you take selfie at school, and it suck, and you say, oh no, I’m need Zhenya to take picture because Zhenya best?” He used a ridiculous, high pitched voice for Sid. “You need it.”

 “Fuck you,” Sid said shoving Geno away, who pushed him back. “Hey, what did you call yourself.”

 “Zhenya. Is little name for family to use. Family, best friends. You say.” Geno made him repeat it, squeezed Sid’s cheeks until he could finally pronounce the <i>Jsh</i> sound at the start of the word. “Good. You can use. Do you have small name?”

 Sid thought about it before shaking his head. “No. My mom calls me Sid or Sidney. Taylor calls me Squid, but not the same thing.”

 Geno cackled, and Sid punched his arm. “Don’t even think about it or else.”

 Eventually the bed got made, in between wrestling matches. Sid finally left Geno to it and escaped to the bathroom. It would be faster to jack off than try to get his dick to go down. He pulled his pants and underwear down to mid-thigh and leaned his forehead against the wall. He spit into his palm and wrapped his hand around his aching dick. It took one thought about Geno straddling him, grinding against him, one thought about the permission to call him <i>Zhenya,</i> and it was over.

 He waited for his breathing to even out to wash his hands and splash cold water on his face.

 What idiot asked Geno to live with them? Oh yeah. Him.

 ~*~

  Homework was next. After his paper, Sid had left the rest of his homework til Sunday. He assumed Geno had homework, too, judging by the aggressive way he ignored his backpack.

 “Is just reading. Can do later.”

 “If it’s just reading, we’ll do it now.” Sid sat on the bed, his back against the wall with the pillows propped behind him. Geno settled in next to him. It was homework for English as a Second Language class.

 Sid opened his own literature textbook but watched Geno out of the corner of his eye. He was tracing the lines of the story with his finger; he went over the same paragraph three times.

 “English is my favorite class,” Sid began slowly, hoping he wouldn’t insult Geno. “Can I help you? I mean, I’d still be sitting in math if it wasn’t for you.”

 Geno bit his bottom lip then nodded slowly. “I know what words mean, but they not—in here—” he stabbed the book with his finger, and Sid could feel the tension in Geno, in the set of his jaw and the tight muscles in his arm.

 “They don’t make sense when you put them together?” Sid offered.

 “Yes! English is stupid.”

 Sid was afraid what Geno was really saying was that <i>he</i> was stupid because he couldn’t understand. “It’s really stupid. There are so many rules, and then the rules don’t apply.”

 Sid eased the book over so it laid on both their laps. Geno read aloud, and Sid explained anything he didn’t understand. By the time they finished, Geno was beaming.

 “You best. Best teacher. Best friend ever.” Geno curved his arm around Sid’s neck and pulled him in closer for a headlock hug.

 He smelled like tacos from lunch and Sid’s strawberry shampoo and not much like hangover any more.

 “I’m sure you had tons of friends at home,” Sid said, trying not to be creepy and breathing in Geno, trying not to memorize the scent of him.

 “How is the word—friend but not friend? I’m know them but not feel close.”

 “Acquaintance?”

 “Yes. I’m not have friend to tell secrets or help with work.” Geno closed the English book with a slam. “I’m miss Mama and Papa, but I’m like it here. Is more—free.” He let Sid out of the headlock, and Sid missed the warmth of Geno’s chest against his cheek.

 “I get that,” Sid said as he sat up, proud that Geno felt that way about him. He wasn’t sure whether to say this, but he decided to trust Geno. “I don’t have a lot of friends. Just Flower and Tanger. Most people think I’m weird, like, too obsessed with hockey and school.”

 “They weird for not like you.”

 “Well, people are weird for not liking you!” Sid shoved his books into his backpack so he didn’t do something incredibly wrong like try to touch Geno’s face.

 “Maybe we’re the weird ones,” Sid said as he got up to put his bag away.

 Geno held Sid’s wrist, and Sid swore he could feel Geno’s pulse, but maybe it was just his, racing at the touch. “Then we be weird. Together.”

#men's hockey RPF #My writing #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #Evgeni Malkin #high school au

[frosty-the-killer-doll]

HC: Derpy Hooves

- Derpy Hooves is autistic, and one of the common effects of austism is problems with the eyes, such as crossed eyes, strained eyes, double vision, blurry vision, and/or a lazy eye. This condition is called strabismus, and Derpy Hooves is no stranger to it. She was born this way; unfortunately it went untreated as a child because her often neglectful (and abusive) parents were dirt poor, and the bits they did muster were typically spent on pills, weed, or junk food.

To help with her double vision, her brain developed to ignoring one eye, causing Derpy to have a lazy eye which coincides with poor depth perception. (Also, she can't read comfortably and gets fatigued by the effort.)

As an adult, having untreated strabismus can cause vision loss. Luckily few days into moving to Ponyville, Dr. Whooves stumbled into her (or she into him) and when he realized her conditions, he quickly brought her to the Ponyville Hospital to talk to a medical doctor.

Nowadays, she goes to Vision Therapy to help her with the strabismus and hopefully, one day defeat it. She now wears glasses.

- Derpy Hooves has issues in communication, paying attention, being aware of others' emotions around her, has anxiety, and she also has a common tic.

- It is not uncommon for Ditzy Doo to be called Derpy Hooves, Muffins, or Bubbles. Ditzy Doo is her legal name after she had it changed once she realized that she was mtf transgender at 20; the same year she met Whooves and got diagnosed with autism and strabismus. Still, she doesn't dislike the nicknames and finds them cute.

On the note of her transition, she didn't realize that she was born in the wrong body until she ran away from her parents, hopping on the next train to anywhere, which landed her in Ponyville. She wasn't there a week before meeting Dr. Whooves. Along with everything else, she was diagnosed with gender dysphoria. (Fun fact; her deadname is Dopey.)

- She developed claustrophobia as a foal after her parents locked in her a dark room for five hours while they got high and hosted a party. Derpy was sobbing most of those hours, scratching at the door so hard her hooves began to bleed; eventually she fell asleep.

- Dr. Whooves and Derpy's daughter Dinky Doo was a magic surprise. Dinky is actually a different version of Derpy from an alternate universe, one where her mother never fell in with her father's crowd. That version of Derpy's mom would find love with a unicorn wizard who had a bit of a spat when he tried to time travel, accidentally knocking a newborn Dinky (who hadn't even been conceived yet in his timeline) into Derpy's dimension.

The pair opted to raise Dinky Doo, as they couldn't shove the baby into that alternate dimension without seriously fucking the kid up. Dinky is also mtf trans, but she began insisting she/her pronouns when she was a toddler.

Dinky Doo isn't autistic. She does have problems in channeling her unicorn magic correctly (typically ending in bursts of lightning or explosions), but that's mainly due to her being from another universe, thus her using magic in a dimension that's not her born home is difficult.

Dr. Whooves loved the Doos, but his place was somewhere else. When he got called back, she was left to care for the filly alone. Luckily, Derpy had made some friends in Ponyville that helped her raise Dinky.

- When Dinky was a filly, she and her mother stumbled upon local famous sportspony Hoops; a nervous, rambling idiot that couldn't stop blushing when he saw Derpy's beauty once Dinky asked for his autograph.

The start of their relationship was brimmed by nervous rambling, dumb blushing, and all around sweet awkwardness, and a part of them changes back to that when somebody teases their love. They dated shortly before Hoops proposed, determined that this mare was his soulmate. Dinky was delighted, having been smitten with her mom's new boyfriend from the very start. Hoops and Derpy have one young son, Butterhoof. The married couple also adopted a young teenage Screwball.

These are just random half-baked ideas for Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo's backstory and Harmonyverse future. Maybe I'll write up an actual /HC: Character/ for her one day, but I just couldn't wait to spill this stuff, in fear I would forget everything. So here you are; what are your thoughts on this break-out background character? Don't take use my notes in your own works without my permission ✌️

HC: Screwball;

HC: Dumbbell, Hoops' brother;

#mlp headcanons #pg19 #pg19 doesn't stand for parental guidance it's my watermark tag #mlp derpy hooves #mlp ditzy doo #mlp muffins #headcanons #derpy hooves headcanons #mlp next gen #mlp hoops #mlp dr whooves #mtf #derpy's a cute character #she deserves to be healthy and happy and not in a toxic living situation or a romantic relationship that's doomed to fail #we love derpy and her many names here!!! #also my da is gayswillrule im not linking a random strangers hcs those are mine #harmonyverse!! #mlp fanart #okay i think thats enough tags #peace ✌️

[thechillicount]

Bungou Stray Dogs Questionnaire

Rules: Complete all the questions you want, expand and explain your answers as much as you want, and have fun!

If you can, tag some people you want to join in on the fun!

So I tag anyone that sees this and wants to do it to have fun! Everyone is welcomed!

Thank youuuu @usagiomega

What ability would you have in the BSD universe?

(That one's hard~!)

Melodic Speed: The more I listen to music the faster and agile I get. Pretty simple, I like simple. It could get to the point that others are unable to see me because I'm that fast. (I combined two things I do most often, listening to music and being slow. Totally not inspired by Hamatora.)

If you could claim someone's ability in BSD, whose ability would you want?

(Don't say Chuuya's, don't say Chuuya's)

I'm really tempted by Edgar's ability. To trap people in books until they solve the mystery inside? I'd say dope! That would also make me write more as I have a few people I'd like to trap, just for fun~

What group/organization would you join?

Port Mafia for sure as I'm a villain at heart but still want to have a reliable and strong family around me. Also because I can wear a lot of black. But Mori can stay locked in his room.

Which BSD character do you identify with the most?

Honestly Ranpo. I do the exact same things that he does, laze around and eat baked goods. But that's only on the outside.

On the inside I identify with Chuuya a lot. Him hating betrayals is something that hits too close to home. Him wanting to protect Port Mafia that took him in after his previous group pushed him away. Him being loyal as heck not even knowing if he'll be able to stay forever or not. Like I said, hits too close to home.

Who are your top five favourite BSD characters?

(Surprise surprise)

Dazai: The very first time he appeared I took him for an asshole, which he kinda is. But then I quickly grew to like him as I was getting interested in his character on a deeper level. I like his two faced personality, he acts derpy and cute only to turn into a mischievous sadist that he truly is. The Dark Era also made me gain respect and much more love for him.

Chuuya: He introduced me to BSD when I first saw him in this MEP (bless and R.I.P MDS). So in 2016! I even remember watching BSD during Christmas Eve dinner under the table! Not gonna lie, his looks hooked me in. When I finally got him after so many episodes I was interested even more. He has some history with my boy Dazai? Show me, tell me! Until recently I've been thirsty for some more Chuuya and got it in the new season, I'm still gonna read the actual light novel though. But nonetheless, I'm satisfied. I actually hope BONES doesn't make him an another main character because I like him as he is. I like redhead hotheads like Chuuya or Taiga Kagami. Also, I was already a huge fan of GRANRODEO in 2016 so hearing Kishow was a blessing. All thanks to Kuroko no Basket. ♡

Oda: His precious heart made me love him! He just wanted to write, to take care of the kids. Each time I remember my heart cries a river. And each time something new comes to the BSD universe with him in it I love it but also can't take it.

MANGA SPOILERS

Tecchou: First of all, I really like the concept of Hunting Dogs. Second of all, this boy is precious. Justice fighter who respects people that want to protect others. The whole scene with the cafe owner moved my freaking heart, I kid you not. Unlike other members of the Hunting Dogs he doesn't want to bring down ADA just because they're supposed criminals but because it's his job to keep the country and it's people safe. And so he's doing it, no matter what he must do. I'm pretty sure that if he would find out the truth he'll try to stop his teammates and explain who's the real villain here. I hope it happens! His habits are also hilarious.

(Translation by Dazaiscans of course.)

Michizou: I don't know if I can count him as a "favorite" yet but I really liked what Asagiri-sensei and Harukawa-sensei did with him. The reveal is one of my favorite manga scenes ever! I'm looking forward to seeing more of him as I was dying to since I started watching BSD. I won't forgive him for hurting Gin though, that's one huge minus.

(Translation by Dazaiscans of course.)

Are there any authors that you'd want to bring into the BSD universe that hasn't arrived yet? Or do you have OCs?

Oh boy, here we go!

I do have one author that I think would fit very well. He's a polish poet from a romanticism era (my fave) that wrote poems, epics, ballads. His name is Adam Mickiewicz ladies and gents. Why do I think he would fit? Well, he was born in Poland that didn't actually exist and people were fighting for its freedom. So fight was already in his blood which he later on proved by becoming a commander in a battle. He was in a lot of conspiracy groups. And because of that I feel like fitting in BSD is just a matter of what kind of organization is he going to be in. He even had contact and made friends with Russian Decemberists, made enemies with Pushkin (who already is in BSD). If Adam would be in BSD I believe he'd have contact with the Rats before they fled to Japan. And because of his conspiracy origins I say he spied on the Rats from within. As for his ability I believe it would be some fighting type one as real life Adam took part in battles. I wanted to give him an ability that has something to do with his play "Dziady" but I haven't really decided yet.

Favourite Scene(s)?

Anime

Dazai floating in river; Dazai nullifying Atsushi's ability; Chuuya's reveal; Atsushi and Akutagawa fighting Fitzgerald; Atsushi hugging Kyouka; Any scene with Oda; Any scene with 15 year old Chuuya and Osamu except for the hand holding one; Fyodor killing Karma, (I'm so sorry)

Manga

Chuuya shooting bullets using gravity; Tachihara's reveal; Yosano's backstory; Mori and Fukuzawa's fight; Fukuzawa and Fukuchi scene; Any Tecchou scene; Hunting Dogs being chaotic; Chuuya getting tired and punching everyone; Dazai getting shot; Edgar getting scared by his ringtone; Dazai and Fyodor in a chess duel; Any Sigma scene.

(Translation by Dazaiscans of course.)

Favourite Quotes from the Authors/Characters?

(Thank Gods there's bsd-bibliophile~ Great help!)

Mine has been a life of much shame.

- Dazai Osamu, No Longer Human

To love someone is to put your life on the line. I don't take it lightly.

- Dazai Osamu, "Female" from Self Portraits

Bad people are to be found everywhere, but even among the worst there may be something good.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Фёдор Достоевский), The House of the Dead

It is better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be happy in a fool's paradise.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Фёдор Достоевский), The Idiot

A fool with a heart and no sense is just as unhappy as a fool with sense and no heart.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Фёдор Достоевский), The Idiot

(I'm currently reading Dostoyevsky in my literature class sooo)

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

- L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

Because when you are imagining, you might as well imagine something worth while.

- L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven't you?

- L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

(One of my favorite books ever)

That threw me for a loop...is that my ringtone?

- Edgar Allan Poe getting scared by his ringtone, Chapter 55

(I had to)

Certainly, people are sinfully stupid. But what's so wrong about that?

- Dazai Osamu, Chapter 46

(Can I wait till Friday for that? I'll try)

Who would you want to bring to life to be your best friend? Waifu/Husbando?

There are a lot but I'm gonna go classic and say Chuuya. I'd love to make fun of him for being shorter than me and watch him go berserk. Like I said, I'm a villain at heart. I love him tons though! Dazai is also a pick as he's already very similar to my best friend. I have weird friends.

How has Bungou Stray Dogs changed you as a person? Did you learn anything from it?

I learned that I strive to write as good as Asagiri-sensei because his writing is amazing in my opinion. BSD also introduced me to a ton of Japanese authors as it's the case with most of its watchers. And even though I don't have a lot of time to read their books now (school and grade chasing as I only have 3 weeks to improve them), I'm going to read EVERYTHING I CAN during summer vacations. Good luck to me~

#bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs manga #bungou stray dogs spoilers #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd tecchou #bsd tachihara #bungou stray dogs questionnaire

[winteriron-trash]

About Me/FAQ

Hey, welcome to my blog! This is my -well, usually- Marvel-centric blog that has everything WinterIron, Bucky Barnes, and Tony Stark, as well as some general shitposts of my own wild adventures. I figured it’s best to keep up this trend of updating my ‘About Me’ page every follower milestone. So thank you all so much for over 3,000 followers, I never expected to break that many followers, let alone in less than a year on Tumblr. I appreciate each and everyone one of you, so really, thank you for sticking around with my bullshit.

Per the usual, I don’t do drama, I don’t do discourse. If you have a serious problem with me or anything I’ve written/done on this blog, please take it up with me personally. I will delete anon hate (if I get any, I haven’t gotten any yet…) and I think it’s all just pointless. I can be salty and derpy sometimes, but I will never purposely say something malicious. I’m not here for that negativity.

Now, to the FAQs.

Do you have an Ao3/Pillowfort/other social media?

I do have an Ao3, you can find me at Gothic_Lolita. I don’t cross-post everything, and a lot of my stuff on Ao3 isn’t WinterIron or even Bucky or Tony-centric, so if you’d like to see some other stuff I write, feel free to check over there. I don’t have a Pillowfort, nor do I plan on getting one. It took me forever to get this platform right, I’m not in the place to bother learning how to navigate a new one. I don’t do Snapchat or Instagram or Twitter because I am not nearly basic or cool enough for that stuff. The only social media I use is Tumblr and Pinterest, and trust me, my Pinterest is nothing interesting enough to be worth linking.

Do you have a tagging system?

I’m… trying, honestly. I’m trying to adjust my tags and systems because of the… wildness Tumblr is having with blocking and purging certain tags. I try to be funny in my tags, and I swear a lot, and apparently ‘fuck’ is being filtered out of the tag search, so that’s fun and completely screwed me over. As it stands, the important tags are ‘winteriron-trash writes’ (my writing tag), ‘shitposting with becca’ (any wild shitposts of my own sad creation), ‘not about marvel’ (any posts that are my general bullshittery and not Marvel related), ‘becca gives mediocre writing advice’ (a new tag I’m trying to use that’ll tag any post that I give writing advice on), ‘becca spills the tea’ (a tag for whenever I post my metas or opinions on Marvel characters, plots, etc), and the citrus scale which I explain in a post here

Do you write original fiction?

Yes, but I rarely, if ever, post it. I think I have all of one poem on Tumblr, any absolutely nothing original on Ao3. I write original works all the time, especially poetry and novels, but I’m super shy about being vulnerable and putting my stuff out there. I do wanna post my original writing somehow, but considering a fandom blog and Ao3 aren’t really the place for it, I’ll just keep it all hidden inside of me, and one day I’ll die. You’re more than welcome to ask me about any of my original writings, trust me, I am always willing to ramble about the shit I write, it’s pathetic.

What type of fanfiction do you write?

For this blog, mostly WinterIron fics or gen fics focused on Bucky or Tony. I do write about OT3s on here occasionally, but they usually include WinterIron in some way. Most of the time. I’ve somehow gotten to writing some weird stuff lately, to be honest. I’ll work with MCU, Sony Venom, and Spiderverse characters and canon, with the occasionally comic canon shoved in there. I have occasionally written crossover content with DC characters, but that usually relies on comic versions -or at least my own remixes of them- rather than the DCEU. On my masterlist, you can check out all the things I’ve written!

What are your ships besides WinterIron? NOTPs?

I’ll ship almost anything, and I’m a huge fan of rarepairs/interesting relationships simply to explore the possibilities of it, particularly when they include Bucky or Tony. My top OTPs besides WinterIron are currently Phlint, FalconShield, and BlackPepper. As for NOTPs, I strongly dislike Stucky, Stuckony, Thorki, and Staron for reasons of just not being able to see those characters together romantically. Feel free to send me the wildest rarepair your mind can think of, chances are I’ve probably already thought of it myself so I’d love the chance to ramble about/write for it. I’m a big fan of weird OT3s as well, just see the weird shit on my masterlist.

Are you in any fandoms besides Marvel?

I’m into DC, Star Trek, classic literature, Percy Jackson/HoO/Kane Chronicles, She-Ra, Carmen Sandiego, indie gaming, Supernatural, vulture culture, HYDRA Trash Party, and musicals. Yes, I’m aware I was born to be a geek. Trust me, I’ve grown very used to it.

Do you take prompts?

Honestly, sending me a prompt/headcanon/idea is a shot in the dark. I have prompts sitting in my inbox that has been there for about a year that I’ve been meaning to write. Chances are if you send me a prompt yes I’ve seen it, yes I think it’s lovely, but god I do not have the time. Occasionally a prompt will really grab my eye and I’ll just have to write something for it, but sometimes even that can take months to finish. Don’t be surprised if you send me a prompt and I randomly fill it seven months later. I’m prone to doing so. I love being tagged in existing prompt/headcanon posts and asked to write it (as I have a bad habit of hijacking posts to write stuff for them to begin with…) just know that once again the chances of me writing it are about a 50/50. Also, make sure the OP is okay with you asking me to write it, it’s never my intention to steal someone else’s spotlight, I just want to take cool ideas and throw my two cents in.

Is there anything you won’t write?

Drugs and alcohol are hard nos for me. They’re personal triggers that if you really want to know more about, you can send me an ask or message about. If I’ve listed something as a NOTP, I will not write anything with it. I strongly dislike writing kid fics, mundane AUs, damsel in distress Tony fics, and A/B/O, but I’m willing to work with an idea if it’s good enough. It really depends on the situation.

Do you offer writing advice/reviews?

Yep! I’m down to answer any questions on writing fanfic or just writing in general. I love talking about writing and all that. Seriously, I like talking about writing almost as much as I like talking about Marvel. I’m more than open to reading a few chapters of your fic or book or whatever and telling you my honest thoughts, but I probably won’t have time to read all of it if it’s more than 5k long, because I’m just a busy person. And I will be honest because I want to be helpful. Don’t ask me for my honest opinion if you just want your ego stroked.

Can I ask your opinion on [insert topic here]?

Always. I am always open to sharing my honest opinions, regardless of backlash I’ll receive for it. I’d rather be my honest self online -the one place I can be my honest self- then a fake mask made to please others. Whether it be fandom ships, in-universe meta, or non-fandom related topics, feel free to ask me. I love talking meta, or just general thoughts and opinions on random stuff. Trust me, I’m far too opinionated for my own good. Ask literally anyone who’s met me.

How long have you been writing?

All seventeen years of my sad, sad life. I loved writing stupid little stories when I was a kid, that slowly morphed into shitty “books”, then I went through a poetry phase in junior high, and when I was about 14 I wrote my first fanfiction. I posted my first fanfic when I was 15, and have been posting fanfiction for over a year and a half now. I started Tumblr in late February but didn’t start writing fics here until about March because I am a shy bitch.

Aaaaaaand now for some stupid shit about me you didn’t ask for.

My name is Becca, or Winter, or Dumbass, whatever you prefer, and I’m a dumbfuck 17 yr old lesbian from upstate New York. (The ‘upstate’ part is important. Don’t ask me if I live in NYC. Just don’t.) I’m a junior in high school and planning to study English and Marketing in college, to hopefully become an editor. Hopefully. I’m actually a pretty boring and dumb bitch, which makes it all the more concerning that I am steadily gaining popularity on this hellsite. Someone help me.

I mentioned some of my interests above, but some other stuff I’m into includes knitting, playing piano, tea, collecting (hoarding) notebooks, photography, editing, music, and being a general idiot. I’m a wild child in ripped jeans and a leather jacket, which should not fool you because I’m far too shy and afraid of everything to be cool like that. I sound a lot cooler online because I’ve gotten so used to online interactions from making friends and running my own Discord server, but in real life I am unrecognizable. I’ve been in a grade of 60 people with the same people since kindergarten and some of them still don’t know my name.

I’m mentally ill and all that, but we’re working on getting… better. Writing schedules are a mess from me and sometimes I’m falling apart so, that’s fun. It doesn’t usually affect my blog because I internalize that shit, but occasionally the self-deprecating humor can get to be a little too close to the truth. And just the general spastic nature of my blog reflects the utter chaos of my mind.

So anyway, that’s me, please be my friend. Also, because this seems to come up more and more. Please don’t be afraid of me/intimidated by me. I know I look all cool and popular, but I am literally a hot mess just like the rest of us. If you want to climb your way into my messages and just,,,, scream at me about something you think I’d like, or just scream in general, go ahead. I really won’t mind, I promise. I need… friends, or so my therapist tells me.

Oh, and here’s a face reveal.

Yes, I am that absolute idiot of a person, lying splat in the middle of my elementary playground field for,,,, reasons???? I don’t really remember the story behind that picture tbh, but it’s my entire personality in a single picture, so I dig it.

And here’s my actual face, with a cheap ring in my mouth and a fox filter because I thought I looked cute, okay? Leave me be.

Tadah.

I swear I’m funny and talented sometimes, please like me.

As always, feel free to send me an ask or a message about anything you’d like. 

Check out my Masterlist if you want, and join my Discord Server.

#about me #personal #not about Marvel #now you know who i am #updated #3k

[monkey-network]

Good Stuff ~ Stray Thoughts: School Raze {MLP}

*sigh* Well, it’s the end of season 8 *loading gun shells* had some bad episodes here and there but it wasn’t that bad. But now, it’ll be a bit sad that I gotta say goodbye for now... *cocks shotgun* Roll it.

That’s Close enough

PART 1 (Tartarus’ Door)

Derpy! Aww, it’s a wonderful thing that you’re the first pony we get to see. Man I can’t see this going wrong in any-- *sees Cozy Glow*....I think I’m gonna hurl.

Ooh, I like the new rainbow haired background pony. Having some muted colors for her mane with a nice pink for the body. Easy, yet unique pony design I’ve seen in a bit

“Friendship Assistant“ Short for “Pastor’s kiss ass”

Silver Stream likes crosswords? That... doesn’t feel out of place for her

Wait, how do you keep saddle bags on as a pegasus? Wouldn’t they be blocking their... ability to fly?

Rainbow’s loyalty is as bold as how she dresses in style

One look into Cloudsdale and I’m seeing fake news. Storm clouds can’t survive in altitudes higher than the regular clouds. We gotta drain the swamp in the Rainbow factory

Glim Glam being the rock as usual. Though it begs the question, if you’re standing on something and you don’t have wings, will you still fall?

Not scared to immediately being proven wrong. That’s the warrior’s way

And why is Yona falling to her death the scene before the intro? Not COOL, show! 

Also, it’s a wonder, right? A character’s gonna die? Turn on the happy music.

How Ocellus was able to catch the admittedly heavy yak is something else

Man, characters can get over trauma pretty easy

OH NO, magical erectile dysfunction

Nothing to worry about? One (best yak) nearly became a pancake, Twilight, you taking this pretty easily.

I agree with Glimmy’s memeface, that was uncalled for, Twily

Snap, Ms. Glimmer

Yeesh, Rarity, you did that to yourself

Tirek? My my, best villain making a return?

That was gross. Thank you, Spike.

Why do potions need magic? It’s juice mixing.

3 DAYS?!

Wait, why do the others wanna go? Why not-- nevermind, it’s safe

Friends, pack your bags. We’re going to hell!

Surviving Discord’s shit is a bar you really gotta cross to challenge anything

Cozy, go dry yourself off

I smell a sabotage, and I’m glad the student 6 pick up on the child’s bullshit

That was casually speciest, Cozy

YONAAAAA! Standing up for her fellow dragon! Though, I gotta agree with Gallus. Who protests with homework?!

Cozy, I had enough of your shit

Huh, they’re already regretting the trip to hell. Wimps

So is the school an all day school? There’s a night school, so what?

Head Mare? More like Head Ass

Wow, ponies can be a-holes

Uhhh, Darla, why’d you leave the villainy open?

That was certainly a convenient yet useless artifact

Ah good, Pinkie was gonna sacrifice herself for the greater good

Okay, I want a book cataloging these animals of Tartarus

OH NO, racist allegory pony is back!

Cerberus!! Oh, I always wanted one.

TIREK! Good seeing ya

rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero~

Oh, you didn’t think of this, did you ponies?

Come on, I’ve seen Kiwi farms eavesdrop better

Actually, nature would’ve killed off ponies if the other animals had their way

They’re college students, racist allegory pony, what the fuck would they want with magic?

Glad you’re standing for your fellow pony, Sandbar,

We got a “What in Tarnation?” folks. Giddyup

Wait, what revenge? You literally have no part in this.

Also, Pen pals with a demon. I think there’s an anime for that.

Cozy Glow was pen pals with Tirek? Gasp.

My god, Glim Glam! Wait, would that mean she’s gonna die in that orb or absorb the magic of that orb?

What realm? Why not just absorb the magic? You’ll practically have the infinity stones’ power in your hooves

Also, I like the 3D scene they did here. That is the best scene of this show period

“Friendship is Power“ Well... I mean-- you’re not THAT wrong.

For a future Empress of Friendship, you sure picked the right tape for making that crown, you cheeky ass clod

TO BE CONTINUED (after a commercial break)

Part 2 (Infinpony Crisis)

I just love when all shit is about to go down, then HAPPY INTRO TIME

Come on, Spike, this is no time for semantics

So that was the plan? Draining the magic to give Tirek some company? There’s GOT to be more to this plan.

Good job, Rainbow, you did them proud

Twilight, I know it’s not gonna work, but I am intrigued

We need to build a wall around Equestria, and make the dragons pay for it

Well you have a point, racist allegory pony, Twilight has caught the idiot flu over this season

JESUS CHRIST, it’s the hands of the damned!

You just now remembered your other friends, Sandbar?

Nice hostage room. Oh yeah, have ya’ll tried the window?

Also, have I mentioned Yona being the best? (MANY TIMES) Well it’s true. I’m glad she has undoubted trust in her friends

Okay, you get a brownie point for that line, Mayo pony

Also, nice crowbar

Also, 3rd best moment from Yona. Though I do not ship her and Sandbar. Gross.

Honestly, racist allegory pony is the most annoying part of this story

Alright, Cozy. I’ll cut ya some slack for shutting him down like that.

Oh no, they’re gonna throw him in the hot box

I’m glad ponies are easily impressionable enough to agree to chain bondage

This little girl has a fucking skull. What?

So... let me get this straight Cozy, you cotton candy headed nut, your plan is to run the school to get more friends. More friends equaling more power over Equestria, I suppose by having influence over the public for being such a kiss ass? When there is a goddamn castle right next to the school with everything a pony might want, need, in taking over the world. In addition to dropping all magic to another realm to keep the mane six in hell with Tirek, because you can’t think of owning the magic yourself?

Holy shit, this is the most unnecessarily convoluted plan in the history of the show. I thought Starlight did worse, but no.

Gloating wouldn’t ease that L of yours, racist allegory pony

Yona, never change. You are a highlight of this episode

Also, consider yourself redeemed, racist allegory pony

Good job, Tirek. You now have prison mates.

Wow, who knew Pinkie was more of a villain than a literal demon?

Okay, that was funny. You get another point, Cozy

*shudders* Finals.

Wait, how did you get all those pony down there, Darla?

Open the door, get on the floor, pony up on the dinosaur

How would they know it was the third day?

Tell her off, Gallus! Second best character

As much as this is quite a climax, I am not liking those ghost hands

The tree of EHARMONY, back at it again with the deus ex machina!

Okay, so Yona is honesty, Silver’s laughter, Smolder’s loyalty, Gallus is generosity, Sandbar’s kindness, and Ocellus is magic? Makes a bit of sense.

And that’s why Yona is best. She’s everything Applejack isn’t

Everybody duck, it’s explosion time

By the tools of Equestria... WE HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRR!

Pretty lights

Haha, and Tirek failed

Come on, Glim Glam, nothing wrong with a Yak hug

Ah, Cozy *rubs hands* you survived.

Alright, real talk.... Cozy, you fucking clod. Not only were you never convincing, not only was your plan remarkably crazier than Starlight’s of all ponies, not only was your motive behind this the 3rd dumbest I’ve ever heard from this series, but my god, you have failed to realize that what you tried to do was never gonna work in any fashion soon as the public thought for themselves. At least Starlight had her magic and charm to fool her town before the jig was up, YOU relied on sheer ignorance to hopefully get whatever it was you wanted. *chuckles* You make Frank Underwood look like a saint, you curly headed nutcase.

And you think you were gonna make friends somewhere else after you literally threatened to wipe away all magic? Bravo, show, you made me chortle harder than I imagined.

“Oh no, my tiny wings can’t outrun the law”

Well you say that, Neighsay, but Twilight really isn’t suitable for running a school. I think the season proved that pretty well.

It’s only been one semest- fuck off, show, it should’ve been well over a semester!

Though this might mean more student 6, which means more Yona. I’m down with that!! *BANG BANG*

What does he think friendship is, a currency? Who wrote this?

Thank you, CMC, you did your part

“Oh my god, they put a child in hell?“ Well, she did try to erase magic, as well as send 7 characters to their potential deaths and trap 7 more characters in the same hell. Compared to the other villains we’ve had, she genuinely pulled worse. So really, I’m indifferent about it, especially when I don’t... like her or care about her.

But she’ll be back?! *deep groan* I guess with Yona being around, there has to be an equivalent exchange somewhat. Plus we don’t know her origins so I guess it’s reasonable. Bad way to end the season, show.

But you know what? This was all fun. Won’t deny that.

So, woof, moral of the story? Well, just because you have friends, doesn’t mean you’ll have power because of it. The same way having followers, subscribers, whatever, doesn’t mean you're a permanent influence over them. Real friends give you power, power that you can use for the good of yourself as well as others. Your real friends give you the wholeness that you might’ve never been able to discover yourself, whether it be with wisdom or with laughter. “The more the merrier��� is not a wrong idea to have, but quality should come before quantity, if that make sense.

MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship is Strengthening Your Pact

~See Ya Next Season~

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