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sammythetrxnny · 6 months

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Funny story I thought I'd share. Our math teacher is a lesbian (I know this because she is my friends mom's best friend and because of multiple pride flags in her classroom) she almost made a gay joke in class in front of her 7th graders.

We were making a line graph and she was making it on her laptop. "my line isn't going to be straight b-because.. I don't have a ruler"

She saved herself but it was still funny. I would have totally finished the joke if it wasn't in a middle school.

#funny #gay #lesbian #funny school #true story #humor #meme #lol

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sunscreenstudies · 1 year

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Iconic Things My Coding Professors Have Said (Part 13)

"i myself graduated from this course in 2020 at the height of corona, so i have a lot of experience in, uh... crying"

Prof1: "How do you evaluate your methods?" Speaker: "how do we... evalutae our methods?" Prof2: "they're a company, dave, they don't evaluate shit"

"Is there a laser? Ah, yes, here it is! We need more lasers in this life"

"So, what we're going to do now, is write this plain english example down in maths, do some... magic, and get the answer"

Student: "I was trying to explain how we've reclaimed the word queer" Prof: "are you trying to be a woke-ist?"

"the church was very cautious of a woman becoming such an influencial figure... not much has changed, huh?"

Prof1: "so, as you can clearly see from the marauders map that i bought specifically for this class-" Prof2: "you LIAR" Prof1: "I'm sorry, what?" Prof2: "you great big fat liar! I know you bought that map for yourself years ago!"

"coming from linguisics i felt that didn't really fit in, but it really helped my self image to do this course and- oh boy this is turning into a ted talk, isn’t it?"

Prof: "You mentioned annotating some truly horrible hate speech. Can you say something about how you maintain your mental health while doing this?" Speaker: "oh yes, i can say a LOT of things. Number one, funny cat videos"

"so what is the problem with this approach? it's too loco... local! it's too local! although loco isn't exactly wrong..."

Prof: "Do you think that AI will be able to generate movie’s based on requests in our lifetime?" Student: "no" Prof: "bet"

"As someone who had a degree in computational pyscholinguistics, which no one reading my resumé understood and a title which my in-laws still can't pronounce-”

"How are you guys doing? How are your projects coming along? Does everyone think they'll get it finished in time?” *silence* “... this excitement and enthusiasm is really blowing me away, guys"

"i asked a lawyer and they say not to do it but they're very... defensive... Literally. LOL!”

Prof1: "We'll only show the top three teams’ scores on the board and the others will get their results by email" Prof2: "Because they were so bad... i'm kidding! i'm kidding! or am i?”

"we're going to be working on the marauder's map from harry potter, are you all familiar with- wow, okay, you're all looking incredibly digusted that i ever doubted your hp knowledge, so i'm gonna take that as a yes"

Prof1: "can anyone tell me what a pickle is?" Prof2: "... a vegetable?" Prof1: "i was clearly asking about it in the context of machine learning, dave"

#iconic things #funny university #funny professors #funny teachers #funny school #i would die for dave #we're coming to the end of the academic year ya'll #i think there might only be one more left after this

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imahighschooler · 5 months

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Weirdest diagram!?!? hands?!

this is the weirdest diagram of a hydrogen bond I have ever seen, why does it have hands?!?!

#school #funny school #high school #high school memes #school memes #biology #science #class #why!?#?!?!#?#hands #hands?!#hands?!?!#studyblr

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darthhope999 · 1 year

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I will forever remember who Edger Allen Poe is

Toady, in class, we were talking about Poe’s writing, specifically the Raven and some other poem about the death of his wife (who was also his cousin, I may point out.) And my teacher said something along the lines of “he thought a Raven was taking to him. The story is about the death of his…” then she kind of tapered of to let the class fill in the answer. And some kid in the back of the room shouted “husband!” Waved his arms in the air and fell out of his chair.

I think i need to make a comic out of this…

#edger allen poe #funny school #darthhope talks #darthhope’s stories #school #yes i know the Raven is not about Poe #we were talking about both stories at the same time #my stories

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justanechoflower · 2 years

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Found these images in my school work for learning types and I absolutely lost it(silently)

#funny #learning styles #flowey #m u r d e r #stick figure #funny comic #I feel like this is one of the things you’d find on wiki how but with lower quality #undertale #art #school work #funny school

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smproject16 · 1 year

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Just some of the weird stuff I’ve seen on the whiteboards at school:

The blacked out parts being teachers names. Idk if I'm allowed to show their last names, but I'm just gonna assume I can't.

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First image:

Words + phrases banned in (teacher names) classroom:

uwu (also in an accent)

Goofy goober

We live in a society

owo

1984 ('cause)

Literally "[insert any dystopian book here]"

Any comment about cannibalism, genocide, and/or violence

Second image:

*Itinerary for AP Biology:

-Beg for mercy

#weird drawing #whiteboard #school #weird things at school #funny #funny school #stuff

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allegrabanner · 1 year

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doing tectonics in geography at the moment and learning about conservative plate boundaries and my class has collectively decided to call them Alexander plate boundaries after the guy in my class who’s a junior tory party member and i think it’s fucking hilarious

#alley posts shit #politics #i guess??#geography #funny school #funny shit #british politics

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daily-spooky · 4 months

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#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #funny memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #dark humor #school #education

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 7 months

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#school #education #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol

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catchymemes · 7 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #school

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sammythetrxnny · 6 months

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Today I had the funniest interaction with a teacher ever! This morning in my first period ELA, our class was in the library. I was reading I was born for this on my Chromebook. My teacher saw my book and she asked what I was reading. I said I was born for this. She saw in the other tab it said Kit Connor - Google search. I was so embarrassed at first. Until she said, "I love him." I awkwardly replied, "me too." Then she said, "I have a crush on him" then I said, "me too" my friends started laughing. I couldn't keep a straight face (haha I'm so funny). Me and my English teacher started talking about kit connor, Joe Locke, and just Heartstopper stuff. Then she asked if I read the comics. I said yes and told her that the book I was reading was by the same author. She left and I was laughing so hard.

Later in 3rd hour (our school schedule is weird I have 1st hour English then band or choir then more English.) The same teacher was explaining how to turn in our canva presentations into Google classroom. She asked if anyone had used the book creator website (of course I'm the only one) I raised my hand and then I realized that she was attaching the Chromebook to the projector. 💀 I was praying to God that she wouldn't show my wallpaper. and ofc it's Kit Connor and Joe Locke. Posing. Together. That's how you get bullied in middle school. This is my Chromebook wallpaper