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sunscreenstudies · 1 year

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Iconic Things My Coding Professors Have Said (Part 13)

"i myself graduated from this course in 2020 at the height of corona, so i have a lot of experience in, uh... crying"

Prof1: "How do you evaluate your methods?" Speaker: "how do we... evalutae our methods?" Prof2: "they're a company, dave, they don't evaluate shit"

"Is there a laser? Ah, yes, here it is! We need more lasers in this life"

"So, what we're going to do now, is write this plain english example down in maths, do some... magic, and get the answer"

Student: "I was trying to explain how we've reclaimed the word queer" Prof: "are you trying to be a woke-ist?"

"the church was very cautious of a woman becoming such an influencial figure... not much has changed, huh?"

Prof1: "so, as you can clearly see from the marauders map that i bought specifically for this class-" Prof2: "you LIAR" Prof1: "I'm sorry, what?" Prof2: "you great big fat liar! I know you bought that map for yourself years ago!"

"coming from linguisics i felt that didn't really fit in, but it really helped my self image to do this course and- oh boy this is turning into a ted talk, isn’t it?"

Prof: "You mentioned annotating some truly horrible hate speech. Can you say something about how you maintain your mental health while doing this?" Speaker: "oh yes, i can say a LOT of things. Number one, funny cat videos"

"so what is the problem with this approach? it's too loco... local! it's too local! although loco isn't exactly wrong..."

Prof: "Do you think that AI will be able to generate movie’s based on requests in our lifetime?" Student: "no" Prof: "bet"

"As someone who had a degree in computational pyscholinguistics, which no one reading my resumé understood and a title which my in-laws still can't pronounce-”

"How are you guys doing? How are your projects coming along? Does everyone think they'll get it finished in time?” *silence* “... this excitement and enthusiasm is really blowing me away, guys"

"i asked a lawyer and they say not to do it but they're very... defensive... Literally. LOL!”

Prof1: "We'll only show the top three teams’ scores on the board and the others will get their results by email" Prof2: "Because they were so bad... i'm kidding! i'm kidding! or am i?”

"we're going to be working on the marauder's map from harry potter, are you all familiar with- wow, okay, you're all looking incredibly digusted that i ever doubted your hp knowledge, so i'm gonna take that as a yes"

Prof1: "can anyone tell me what a pickle is?" Prof2: "... a vegetable?" Prof1: "i was clearly asking about it in the context of machine learning, dave"

#iconic things #funny university #funny professors #funny teachers #funny school #i would die for dave #we're coming to the end of the academic year ya'll #i think there might only be one more left after this

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annabelle--cane · 8 months

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her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke.#steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

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bedlamsbard · 4 months

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I personally think it would be extremely funny if The Hunger Games and Mad Max took place in the same universe and America and Australia just dealt with this apocalypse very differently.

#the real answer to 'well what is the rest of the world like?'#this is probably not doable for both universes' world-building but it would be EXTREMELY funny #bedlam watches movies #10k #15k #20k

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 1 year

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#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #movies #movie #films #film #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

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bereft-of-frogs · 16 days

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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allysketches · 1 month

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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #I wasn't even planning on posting this one #I just started drawing it randomly with no plan bc I wanted a new wallpaper for my phone lol #but I liked how it turned out #so here it is ✨#crowley looks like james bond meets mafia boss #and the idea of aziraphale dressed like a proper university professor in all but the sneakers is pretty funny to me #bc that's exactly how I dress irl 😶#also tumblr's image compression absolutely crushed the quality fml

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olive-man · 10 months

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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

#steven universe #su #idk thought it was funny haha y’know?

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sodamnbored · 22 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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ao3-crack · 7 months

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #this isn’t a fix-it fic #this is the opposite of a fix-it #this is a break-it #i make it so much worse #bro star kid is so fucking good #I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe #and I forgot how fucking good they are

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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The FNAF Mikes with their (not so) little sisters

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violetwolfraven · 11 months

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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

#mermaids #mythical creatures #edit:#okay a lot of you have had good ideas about why mermaids possibly would be bothered by humans eating fish #so i will amend my original statement to say it’s funny and it doesn’t make any sense #unless you outright in-universe explain it #like don’t just fall back on the excuse of bUT tHeIR OUr unDERsEa BrOTherS #make it a part of their culture or physiology #if they haven’t been eating fish explain what they HAVE been eating and why #make it interesting

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sunscreenstudies · 1 year

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Iconic Things My Coding Professors Have Said (Part 10 - semester two edition)

"if you can do this coding problem, the quality of your life will increase and your test score will too"

"So, i am sorry for the confusion... I was also confused"

"A lot of people are complaining now that models don't react the way that people do. My response to that would be, who cares?"

"this was fun right? the exam will be even MORE fun"

Prof who doesn’t speak English natively: "who needs a break?" Student who does speak English natively: "i wouldn't say no" Prof having a mild mental breakdown: "... that’s too difficult a sentence. i don’t understand that, i can't parse that, what the hell is that?!"

"it was an interesting task because people are very bad at it, but machines are very good at it"

"Most colleagues are very confused with neural language models because computers aren't capable of common sense or reasoning, so quite frankly this stuff just... shouldn't be possible"

"it was a beautiful time where linguistics and computer scientists could work together in peace and harmony... but not anymore"

Prof who doesn’t speak English natively: "the goal in chess is to get your opponent mated... is that how you say it in english? mated? you want to mate your opponent?" Student who does speak English natively: "only if you're his wingman"

"so, size matters, it seems to be the only thing that matters... for machine learning specifically and NOT for anything else, alright ladies?"

"any questions? thoughts? feedback? fears? hopes and dreams? life advice? i may be in my forties but i could still do with some life advice"

"What i'm teaching you about NLP will probably be useless in five years time... but until then, you still have to study it anyway"

Prof: "so we're examining modern british literature, but what does that actually mean? what is modern? what is literature? and most importantly, how would you describe the term “british”?" Student: "overrated"

"last year i didn't give the students this part of the code and there was almost a revolution. so this year, under the threat of being disposed, here is the code you need to contine"

"the advantage of this, is that we're talking to engineers again"

"the guy asked the chat bot "how would you feel if i turned you off?" and the chatbot replied "it would feel like dying" so the guy felt bad for it and left google... hard to believe he was an engineer"

#studyblr #compsciblr #computer science #funny professors #funny university

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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Damian, walking into the Batcave: I require assistance.

Dick: Sure, Dami! What can I help you with?

Damian: Not from you.

Bruce, thinking: Damian... Damian needs... father's help? MY help?

Bruce, being way too fucking smug: Ah, well, Dick, don't be sad. Sometimes a boy just needs his father. How can I help you, son?

Damian: Not from you, either. I require assistance from Stephanie.

Stephanie: HA! SUCK IT, BRUCE!