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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Genya + textposts (sab s2)

+ ruin and rising

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sparklewrites1 · 1 month

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Shadow and Bone chart memes

#incorrect grishaverse #shadow and bone meme #shadow and bone memes #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #grishaverse shitpost #wylan van eck #nikolai lantsov #genya safin #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #nina zenik #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

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sturmhondss · 2 years

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Colm Fahey: We call that a traumatic experience.

Colm Fahey, turning to Nina: Not an ‘oof lmao’

Colm Fahey, turning to Jesper: Not a ‘bruh moment’

Colm Fahey, turning to Kaz: Not a ‘major L’

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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lilisouless · 6 months

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Genya: ugh, my muscles are so sore

Alina: come here, i´ll give you a massage

everyone: NOOOOO!

Alina: what?

Nikolai: sigh...its time to tell her

Mal: no, lets not...

Alina: tell me what?

Tolya: your massages are awful

Alina: what?

Tamar: they are painfull

Nadia: the person recieving them comes out more sore than before you started to "cure" them

Alina: thats ridiculous! my massages are so good Ana Kuya used to make me do it to the kids on the nursery

Mal: yeah...hmm...that wasn't the nursery, thats where Ana Kuya punished them when they missbehaved. Actually, she wanted to recomend you to the military for torture tecniques

Nikolai: also, once you massaged Zoya and she went back to her room in tears

Alina: its not my fault she is so delicate

Nikolai: She was on her dragon form

Alina: you point? wait, is that why when Zoya talks about the "ketterdam rat" on her words , she always makes sure to mention how "tense" and "needing of a good Alina massage" he is, in case i get to meet him?

#netflix shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #alina starkov #idea taken from one friends episode #grisha trilogy #sab #sab shitpost #shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #genya safin #tolya yul bataar #malyen oretsev #tamar kir bataar

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namelessdeceased · 2 years

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TOLYA IS AROACE

ARGUE WITH THE FUCKING WALL

#zoyalai #shitpost #nikolai duology #tolya yul bataar #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #genya safin #genya kostyk #david kostyk #grishaverse

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anns-works · 2 years

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Genya, spilling the latest noble tea she heard from Diane's reports to Alina: And then they were room-mates. Alina, having heard snippets of the same story from Diane passing by and has been dying to know what happens next: Oh my saints, they were room-mates.

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saintzoya · 3 years

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In celebration of Season Two being announced, I present: Shadow and Bone as John Mulaney bits, part 3/? (part one/part two)

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grishaverseshitposts · 2 years

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Alina: I'm in love with Mal.

Genya: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

#shadow and bone #s&b #grishaverse #grishaverse shitpost #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect quotes #six of crows #SoC #crooked kingdom #CK #king of scars #KoS #rule of wolves #RoW #Genya Safin #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

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miedziana-dziewoja · 3 years

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GRISHAVERSE NAMES MEANING

(according to informations I found in the Internet)

Six of Crows

Grisha trilogy:

Alina:

“noble person”, “noble natured”, “of noble type” (in German from name Adelheid),

“beautiful”, “light”, “bright” and “shining” (from Helena).

In Germanic it's simply a doe (famale deer)

Malyen Oretsev - Malyen is not actually a real name. Though, "Mal" does mean "small" in Russian. I don't know if that's of any significance.

I found somewhere that in a Goodreads Q&A session from 2014, Leigh Bardugo said that "Malyen" is the Ravkan version of "Malcolm", which means "devotee of Saint Columba."

Zoya Nazalensky:

"Life"

Genya Safin (in Latin):

"virginal, maiden, pure"

Nikolai Lantsov:

Nikolai is Russian name meaning "Victory of the people"

David:

"beloved"

The Darkling:

Aleksander is a name of Greek origin and means "defender of men."

Nadia:

"hope"

Tamar:

"date/ date palm"

Tolya (in Greek):

"from the east/rising sun."

#rule of wolves #zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #genya safin #david kostyk #tolya and tamar #tamar #zoya #alina #sankta alina #the darkling #Aleksander #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse

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justice4harwin · 3 years

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I was gonna publish chapter 4 but I'm tired and doing it from my phone is a nuisance so instead I bring to you: Grishaverse Characters as Cats

The Darkling

Alina

Zoya

Genya

Nikolai

Jesper

Matthias

Wylan

Kazz

Nina

#shadow and bone #six of crows #cats #shitpost #alina starkov #nina zenik #zoya nazyalensky #genya safin #kazz brekker #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #why am i like this?

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el-michoacano · 3 years

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Ravkan (Derogatory)

#grishaverse #nikolai lantsov #zoya Nazyalensky #tamar kir bataar #tolya yul bataar #genya safin #the grisha Trilogy #tgt #the grisha series #leigh bardugo #shitpost #my grishaverse

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sturmhondss · 1 year

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Inej: I just need to hear you say those three little words

Kaz: I love you

Inej: Try again

Kaz, grumbling: I will behave.

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victoreli · 4 years

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shadow and bone was like "ooh the duckling smells like death" and "whoopsies the duckling sliced a man in half" and "straight pining time™" and "genya so pretty true queen💖👑😍💞"

#shitpost #shadow and bone #the grisha trilogy #The duckling #is it obvious I ship genyalina #Alina Starkov #Genya safin

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lilisouless · 1 year

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Inej: The thing is that your female friends would never let you feel ugly. Look, ahem: Nina, am i u-

Nina: DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT PHRASE, YOU PERFECT CREATION FROM THE GODS!

Alina: Is the same with every girl. Am i ugly?

Genya: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!

Tamar: Do we have to kick Mal´s ass?

Nadia: You can marry both of us,Alina!

Zoya: you are as ugly as you are smart

Alina: nicest thing she´s ever said to me

Wylan: but with male friends it´s diferent, there are two diferent types of friend groups

David: Type one; Guys, am i ugly?

Adrik: how can you say that?

Mal: I would kiss you if you weren't with Genya

Nikolai: I´ll do you one better, i would completely nail you behind Genya´s back, just say the words

Tolya: I don't write poems to people, but i would do it for you

Kuwei: I just meet you , but you are wonderful

Nikolai: Seriously, i am quite flexible and Zoya won't mind-

Genya: guys...the darkling tree is moving,it´s never done that before, it´s writing on the ground "We love David Kostyk"

Wylan: And there is type number two; Guys, am i ugly?

Matthias: True beauty is on the inside , Wylan. Anything else shouldn't matter

Kaz: The dumber the question, the uglier you get

Jesper: Ugly as the warts on my foot

Inej: Thats mean

Wylan: I thought so the first time it happened, but the next day i woke up and someone had sent me a new puppy, i got the news that my father, in jail, had woken up with spiders on his pants and let´s not talk about what happened with Jesper

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namelessdeceased · 2 years

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i have spent the last week thinking about inej but it's her time of the month

the rest of the girls (and hanne) as well but mainly inej cause wraith stuff

like if she was scampering up a wall to kill some guys and suddenly fuck cramps shit

THE ICE COURT

how would it impact zoya

or hanne for that matter

nina's spy work?

does it change alina's summoning patterns?

tamar and nadia?

genya?

EDIT: yes bahgra's old and dead but how would it have impacted her when she was younger

what are the effects on afab grisha overall???

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