"And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,” Hermione added as an afterthherought.
“But I don’t think you’re ugly,” said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed.
~Order of the Phoenix
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ron: that's not funny
harry: i thought it was
hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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Harry: We have a problem.
Albus: You have a problem.
James: Mom is going to be mad.
Harry: We are all fucked.
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harry: hermione and i made it official! thoughts??
ron: and prayers
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Harry: Did you and Ron have a fight?
Hermione: Ron had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.
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Bellatrix: I’m thirsty
* licks blood from her arm*
Bellatrix: refreshing
Tom: you get more weird every day
Rodolphus: Welcome to my world tommy boy.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/25440826/chapters/69811932#workskin
Ron sighs. “I don’t like how touchy he is with you. It feels proprietary somehow.”
Hermione glances at Ron with confusion. “If you know that word, why don’t you use it more often?”
Ron falls against a pillow. “Because then you’d have expectations.”
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Interviewer to Hermione: So, what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Harry, grabbing the mic: amazing, never thought I'd be this happy
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes
Harry: Hermione is there something you’d like to tell me?
Hermione: Don’t patronize me, Harry. But there is in fact, some wonderful news on this glorious national onion ring day.
Harry: It’s national onion ring day in the U.S.
Hermione: We can still celebrate here as well.
Insp: NORD
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harry: did it hurt? when i told you to Google it and i was right?
hermione:
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Ron, thinking Harry put his name in the Goblet: I've connected the two dots.
Hermione, knowing it wasn’t Harry: You didn't connect shit.
Ron: I've connected them.
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Ron, counting on his fingers: ( on about Hermione ) Gorgeous, funny, brave, and brilliant, beautiful, won't give up on anyone—
Hermione: ( flushed with twinkles in her eyes ) Awe...
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harry: can i please burn this place to the ground?
hermione: seeing as its a castle made of stone, i don't think fire is going to do much damage.
harry: but it will make me feel better.
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Hermione: Harry, will you ever learn to enter the dormitory without making any noise?
Harry: Sorry, Hermione, did I receive a Marauder's Map that says "open doors stealthily"?
Hermione: No, but surely that skill should come with the title of "The Chosen One," don't you think?
Harry: Of course, because defeating Lord Voldemort is not enough, I also have to be an expert in sneaking through doors.
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harry: you love me, right?
hermione: of course!
harry: even if i did something bad?
hermione: of… course
harry: no, i mean like something really, really —
hermione: WHAT DID YOU DO
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Insignificant Others
An all time favorite.
Insignificant Others by msmerlin
They sat in silence for what felt like ages, just staring at one another, letting the tension linger between them. For the first time in her entire friendship with Harry she was seeing him through a lens that felt foreign. He wasn't just her best friend. He was suddenly a man, and one that she was allowing herself to feel attraction for. If they were going to do this—this shagging without feelings thing he proposed-they needed rules.
She wasn't willing to risk losing her best friend over something as stupid as sex. No, that would be inadvisable.
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