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#headcanons coming up for Mike too lol
starry-skies-116 · 2 years
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yEET-
ALIVE!AU HEADCANONSSSSSS:
Evan: 
16 years old, sphomore year of high school.
Still occasionally bullied and teased, but is considered by many to be ‘very beautiful’ by many standards.
Aroace male-presenting enby, he/him/they/them (says “I’m queer and 60% boy” and 50% of the time refuses to elaborate). Absolutely wears a black and white ring on both his ring fingers.
Acts way older than he actually is.
Still is strongly spiritually synonymous with butterflies and lepidopteran creatures- sometimes when people find him in nature or in a garden, butterflies or moths are fluttering around him and are attracted to him.
RIDICULOUSLY prodigious and inspiringly hardworking, insightful, strategic and incredibly pattern sensitive- learns new things relatively quickly, planning and solving problems with incredible accuracy and meticulousness, and accurately reading the people around him and discerning their true intentions. He also develops the ability to be impressively adaptable to changing circumstances, though inconveniences do irk him greatly depending on the severity.
Primarily an engineering and mathematics genius, STEM teachers absolutely love him lol. He’s also one helluva nerd- special interest is now computers. Strings of information and numbers tend to fascinate him, and he often experiments and tinkers with programming, machinery and software to produce different outputs.
Wears whatever tf he wants whenever tf he wants, doesn’t give a shit as long as its comfy and stylish.
Has elongated, visible scars on his wrist and stomach from… the incident.
Very clearly neurodivergent (I would say high functioning autism but functioning labels are basically garbage lol), selectively inattentive, detail oriented. 
Went from severely depressed to only mildly depressed due to medication and therapy starting from when he was eleven. Insomnia has significantly decreased as well, and now he is on a semi-reasonable and consistent sleep schedule.
VOCAL TICS~
Has significantly more confidence than before, and demands respect and recognition where it is due. 
Still retains an incredibly sagacious and secretly kind personality with REALLY high and palpable levels of empathy.
Stims frequently, occasionally has sensory problems, although he’s learned to make it more discreet (fidgeting, pressing his knuckles, tapping his heels/toes rapidly, colliding his ankles together and swaying his legs back and forth, chewing gum, humming, rapidly clicking pens, keyboard typing, etc.) Favorite stims include sleeping on soft fabric, weighted blankets and listening to other people’s heartbeats and distant thunderstorms.
No longer suppresses his naturally witty and snarky attitude. Either is surprisingly snide and brusque, or is cryptic, astute and speaks in riddles.
“Now you’re talking about the theory of how if dinosaurs must’ve existed, dragons must’ve existed? Why can’t you talk about normal things?” ||| “I do not control the hyperfixation.”
Has developed a vast repository of vocabulary and coherency he uses in his words, and speaks with fluency, blunt directness, and incredible intensity and passion, and this can make other people his age not want to socialize with him due to their more casual tones. (doesn’t give a shit anymore lol)
“Aiy-yai-yai… was I… rambling?” ||| “Strange that it took you an hour to notice. But yes.”
Needs to mentally rehearse making a phone call to people before having their social battery burnt out entirely.
HATES Papayas and Kombucha tea. Get those monstrosities far away from him.
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Elizabeth: 
13 years old, 8th grade.
ADHD-PI. Need I say more?
One moment is ‘I simply wish to enjoy a hot cup of milk on a rainy afternoon’ and another moment ‘RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-’
Hyperfocus tends to shift from time to time. Primary interests include botany, sewing, fashion, cooking, baking, biology, bonsai, gemstones, and history.
Spiked maturity/emotional growth primarily due to both Evan’s and her mother’s guidance, as well as the positive influence of elders around her willing to guide her, believe in her and correct her when she goes astray.
Pan-oriented demisexual demiromantic (yes I made her aspec because I fUCKING can/lh)
Like Evan, she has an incredible imagination, plus a REALLY BAD hoarding habit. He hoards computer chips, books, plushies, papers, school supplies and mechanical and engineering equipment- she hoards antiques, jewelry, dolls, quilts, dresses, flowers, plants and vinyls.
Geeks out with Evan over topics like language, philosophy, psychology, geography, literature, gemstones and the biology of bugs, yet they are both still very much scared of them and sing-song-scream-cry whenever there’s a bug in the room, save for butterflies.
Physically INCAPABLE of sitting still.
VOCAL TICS 2.0~
Also ridiculously prodigious and insightful, a history and biology buff with an eye for antiques (BURNT OUT GIFTED KIDS ASSEMBLE)
Also stims a crap ton. Sometimes teachers swear her leg taps itself against the ground so fast it’ll soon vibrate and be able to phase through walls.
Shit memory lol, equally shit at rhythym games.
Has amusia (is tone-deaf).
Copies patterns and mannerisms from other people and adopts smidgens of both her mother’s personality, her own, as well as Evan’s, coming across as well as sarcastic and witty.
Possesses an INCREDIBLY strong bond with her brothers- seriously, the Afton siblings are a package deal hurt one and you die with the Dark Souls death screen hovering over you (and the kids dancing on ur grave lmao)
Time management? Memory? What blasphemy do you speak of?
“Ah, no, yeah- okay, this shouldn’t take but a moment. Between an hour and a half, and, uh… an estimated two weeks.”
Also feels VERY deeply and strongly about topics she is passionate about, and feels a personal sense of either gratitude or revenge to people who have either helped her or wronged her, respectively- unlike Evan, who sees only the most dangerous traits in people, yet begrudgingly knows and believes that there are unseen reasons behind their true nature.
Elizabeth during class: “Yeah, uh, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all the things?”
Like Evan, she has an ‘all-or-nothing, do-or-die’ attitude, frequent and uncontrollable stimming and fidgeting, and a difficulty in social situations. She is very extroverted and sociable, yet has a tendency to become overexcited and excessively hyperfixate, and it is because of this that when people tell her to ‘just focus’ or ‘try harder’ she becomes IMMENSELY frustrated because ‘I KNOW’. 
She also has some symptoms of executive dysfunction, doesn’t have a filter when she speaks, and never maintains eye contact, instead glancing around everywhere to avoid discomfort.
Loses shit RELENTLESSLY-
She’s the type of person to go to Target to buy toothpaste, then comes back with a receipt for $218. Everyone facepalms, while Evan understands her.
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hey🥰can u plz plz plz do the nsfw alphabet with michael!!🤭🤭🤭
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omg this was so fun thanks baby girl. everyone go follow rylea <333 this isn’t proofread so let me know if i messed up lol
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|| Mike Schmidt NSFW Alphabet ||
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
mike didn't know much about aftercare before he met you, but he's gotten a lot better about it now. he always has a warm washcloth to clean you up after, and throws a fresh blanket over the two of you so you can cuddle.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
mike's in love with your hips. he always makes sure to touch them no matter where you are. curled up on the couch? he'll be rubbing circles over them with his thumb. out shopping? one hand in his jean pocket one hand on your hip as you walk. and you've definitely had hand shaped bruises on your hips from when he's gotten a bit too rough fucking you into the mattress.
his favorite body part of his is definitely his hands, mostly because you love them so much.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
when the two of you finish fucking, he'll always push his come back into your pussy when it leaks out, giving you another orgasm as he does.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
more than once he's swiped a pair of your panties and slipped them in his jean pocket before a shift at freddy's.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he wasn't a virgin when the two of you met, but he was less experienced. he never had the time to mess around. he was a very eager learner though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
definitely missionary. his biggest turn on is making you feel good, and watching your face twist in pleasure always gets him going more than anything. plus it’s easier to kiss you!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
in the beginning he was goofy on accident, now that you've been together for a while he's more serious. not afraid to laugh during sex though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
100% has a dark brown happy trail. he's not extremely messy, but he never goes bare. now that he’s with you he’ll regularly trim his body hair so it's neater.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's the sweetest partner ever. constantly checking to make sure you're okay even. just sooo caring and loving.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
mike used to jerk off pretty regularly but now that you’re more than happy to help, he does it less.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
big praise kink!!! he also loves when you pull his hair. this man is a sub through and through.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
this man spends all his time at two (2) places, home and freddy’s. so you two mostly do it in bed or the shower, but on the rare days that abby isn’t home other rooms of the house are put to use.
you’ve only fucked at freddy’s once, mike’s too scared to get caught by vanessa.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally you and everything that you do. every single aspect of you gets this man going like no other.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would never hit you, he’s only comfortable with light spanking. no degrading or bodily fluids (except spit).
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
his preference is giving. he loves eating you out, and has come untouched multiple times doing so.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
it depends. most times he’s slow and gentle. he prefers when you’re the rougher one, not vice versa, but once in a blue moon he can get a little rough with you if that’s what you want.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
quickies in the morning in bed or in the shower is all you guys have time for most days, so you partake in them pretty often.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
there was a lot of risk taking and experimentation in the beginning of your relationship. now you both know what each other like so there’s less, but he’s down to try new things here and there.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
mike has a solid two or three rounds in him before he taps out. however, when the focus is solely on you he can take the time to give you orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he didn't own any toys before meeting you, now there's a small collection you’ve both amassed and use stuffed in a cardboard box sitting on the highest shelf in his closet. he’ll use them on himself from time to time but he prefers using vibrators on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
mike doesn’t tease simply because he doesn’t have the patience or ability to hold back from diving into your pussy. he loves to be teased by you though.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
mike is so loud. he just can't hold in his whiny whimpers and breathy moans. yes this man whimpers no one is surprised.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
mike comes a shocking amount. like this man comes buckets. the first time you blew him he was so caught up in pleasure that he forgot to warn you before it was too late. he absolutely flooded your mouth and drenched your face in come. he was mortified and apologized profusely until you got over the shock enough to show him how much you liked it by riding him so hard you both almost passed out.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
a respectable six inches, and girthy. shaft is creamy beige. tip is EC9EC0 pink. gains two inches when hard and curves up towards his stomach.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
mike says he doesn’t have a high sex drive but this man pounces on you any chance he can get. he comes up behind you when you’re making food and feels you up. he jumps into the shower with you to “save water”. he grinds his morning wood against your ass when you first wake up. this man is insatiable.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
mike is usually bone tired after but he always stays up to make sure you’re taken care of. when you’re both tucked in he can fall asleep in like fifteen minutes.
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mysillytdsideblog · 7 months
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My headcanons for mike & co
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Vito
Co-host w/ Mike from ages 14-16
Mentally 18-19 ish
System big brother
Handles a lot of the family issues
The one who steps up fr
Sexual Protector Alter
Trauma Holder, but doesnt have a full picture of their trauma
Sexualizes self for attention
Just a cool guy if u get to know him
Wishes he was more built irl lol
He was the one dating their first girlfriend
She didnt know about their DID, both Mike and Vito would rather keep that private
Wants a normal life
Also held down their first job (semi-canon)
He gives a shit but can be emotionally reserved
He doesn’t hate Mal, he just finds him frustrating
A bit of a troublemaker but not out of wanting bad for the system, it’s just the way he is
Creeped out by Mal, thats why he doesn’t like him
Secretly holds grudges but doesn’t tell them unless he’s picking a fight
Kinda a pothead
Chester
Mentally 60s-70s
No specific trauma memories, but he was split from trauma
Has never been the host but he switches in quite often
One of the first alters to have been discovered by their psych
At first the psych thought they were faking just cause of how theatrical Chester was, and how much it annoyed Mal
The psych thought they were faking to get out of juvie
Not to help, Mal said it was a “voice in his head” and would talk to him out loud, not caring who heard
He’s not an introject, but they don’t know why he’s old
He just is who he is
They don’t know why he has a scar over his eye, they presume there’s a trauma reason for it but nobody has any memory of something bad happening to their eye
He feels like he’s a grandfather to Mike, but the feeling’s not reciprocated
Not yet at least
Mike learns to love him
He gets annoyed by Chester still but he finds him more endearing
He likes his hot beverages and pastries
And yelling at the tv
He finds commenting on everything so entertaining
He’s co-con 80% of the time
He finds fronting to be physically exhausting, like it makes him physically feel his age
Has chronic pain in his hips and joints, his psych says it’s phantom pain
He loves his psych, he could go on for hours
He loves little kitty cats! There has never been a cat he couldn’t pet
He wishes he was more welcome when visiting nursing homes, he feels lonely but they don’t like his “portrayal” of an old man
He had gotten kicked out before
Actually, he gets kicked out of places quite often
He has health anxiety and constantly thinks he’s going to fall ill and die
His doctor is so fed up
He believes so many wives tales and basically you can tell him anything and he will believe you (unless he’s in a mood, then he’s just going to shout at you)
Mal
Ambigious early childhood to age 13 host
Mentally shifts between 13 to 17
Persecutor/Protector
Mainly a physical protector, kind of the mind’s back up plan for when things get rough and he needs to protect himself or take action
Holds most of the memory of the physical abuse
Split directly for that reason
He was one of the first
Hates his parents and tries to cause problems as a revenge for all the abuse he endured
Sadistic for this reason
He knew from a very young age that nobody was coming to save him, and they never did
Telling all the trauma he knew about in a court ordered psychiatric evaluation was the main reason he got diagnosed, but he was hoping it was going to put his parents in prison
It didnt
He was originally going to be diagnosed with ASPD before they scrapped that for just a DID diagnosis, mainly because his symptoms were too mixed and inconsistent due to the other alters existing
He still agrees ASPD fits him though and after TDAS he does more specific treatments for it in therapy
They do get diagnosed with ODD though
Basically everyone but Svetlana shows symptoms for it
Mal has it the worst because he has so much pent up hatred from everyone who hurt or failed him
And he only gets the bare minimum when he takes it into his own hands, but its better than nothing
Really clashed with Zoey at first but he was the one to make her understand them more, in his own roundabout way
Actually became close friends with Zoey even if they have their conflicts
Mike
Same age as body
Kinda bigender tbh but he’s not ready for that
Thinks he should be the one to call all the shots because he thinks hes the original
Hes not, there is none
Doesn’t have a lot of childhood memories
Nobody tells him about their trauma
Besides Mal when he’s trying to prove a point
He hates Mal because Mal threatens his sense of control
He overcompensates, being a system scares him so if he’s in charge he will be able to make sure everything’s ok
Just finally coming out of denial, still half in it
He hates being a system
Rude to his alters!!!
After All Stars, he sees his psych again who scolds him
And teaches him to accept his disorder
He does better
He compromises more, he learns that his alters are people too, he adapts to his multiplicity and eventually is the key to achieving functionality between all of them
He struggles to accept Mal, because of his persecutory nature, but he learns why Mal does what he does and with a little work from them both they are able to compromise
Mal has to grow and learn too don’t get me wrong
Svetlana
Same age as body
Transbian
Doesn’t mind being a system tbh
She likes the company
Hosts for short periods but only for upcoming competitions really because its hard for her to pretend to be a singlet
She doesn’t like hiding who she is, she’s way more open about her DID than the others are
She wishes she has more girl friends to talk with but they all know her as mike or mal :(
Total sporty girl she is multi talented in soooo many sports
Gymnastics is her fav obv
Why she has an accent? Who knows? Possibly an introject or maybe shes just like that but as far back as they remember she was there
They are all confused
Has good childhood memories, trauma free
She definitely loved recess and fronted a lot during the school years
Loves making friends, shes very social and kind!!
She’s also the most understanding and gives the best advice
Very emotional and it can be quite theatrical, on par with chester
She’s the one who gets along the most with their parents
Picky eater
She likes to eat clean and hates that the other alters eat meat because she finds it soooo gross
Has her own separate drawer in their dresser for her clothes
Bird lover and has owned pet birds before
Manitoba
Introject, half indiana jones-half steve irwin
Not a fusion he was just made like that
30s-40s
The most recent split
Has a fleshed out part of the interworld including NPCs (like his wife) and spends most of his time there (semi-canon)
He doesn’t prefer to front, he just found total drama fun to compete in
Dreams of traveling the world
Really longs for his innerworld to be real
Tries to keep everyone in line
Wishes they would be less trouble
He doesn’t side with anyone, which makes Mike very angry but he can also see a side to Mal that Mike can’t
He’s the most logical and level headed one
Loves collecting things especially memorabilia from places he’s been
He knows so many animal facts and just general knowledge
It makes Mike feel stupid cause he doesn’t know all that but its in his brain, it confused him how that works still
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crumbleclub · 11 months
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More Unorganized Afton Headcanons
William is actually from northern England (maybe like Middlesbrough area) but he's been faking a posh accent since he was a teenager
Michael spent most of his childhood being percieved as older than he actually was, mostly due to gaunt facial features, and later due to being very tall for his age. Because of this, adults often looked after him less, as they subconsciously registered him as more self-sufficient and mature than he actually was (and he was behind due to neglect anyway)
Elizabeth is a literal, actual prodigy, but she's emotionally stunted due to neglect as well
Evan's skills are the most behind, and he generally comes off as younger than he actually is. Emotionally, he's the most typically-responding
Michael was a college mistake that William initially didn't want to take responsibility for. William was only 21 when he was born.
It was either Henry's affection for his own family or his direct interference that convinced William to actually be involved with Mike at all (I haven't decided which yet for blips, lol)
Elizabeth and Evan were both planned. William wanted to get the whole "family" thing right, just like Henry had.
None of the Afton kids have ever met their grandparents on either side. Even alluding to the topic is completely forbidden in their household.
Elizabeth and Michael were close when they were little, but started growing apart by the time he started middle school
Both brothers were hit really hard by her death, but they responded in opposite ways. Evan became withdrawn and frightened, while Mike acted out and became aggressive
Michael and William are both unusually asymmetrical. They both have notable deviated septums, but ended up breaking their noses so that they bent opposite ways. One of Mike's legs is shorter than the other, enough to make him a clumsy runner. Their eyes don't quite level out, either. They both chalk this up to genetics.
Evan has a little bit of this. He had a cleft lip on only one side as a baby– which was surgically repaired– and one of his dimples is more noticable when he smiles than the other
Elizabeth looks more balanced. William remarked that, compared to the rest of them, she looked like a little doll
There have been a handful of occasions where William has essentially forced Michael to do something outright cruel, beyond what he would on his own, or when he's seen something he shouldn't have. Mike represses these completely, and can't access the memories even post-scoop. These were experiments on William's part, rather than any type of training with an intended goal
William drinks too much, but it's more of a binge drinking sometimes type of thing than a constantly a little drunk type of thing. It started as a way to self-medicate anxiety and paranoia
More often than not, he's actually less violent and more affectionate when drunk. The younger two sort of prefer him that way because they're so starved for affection, but Michael hates it. It's just wildly confusing to have his dad be nice all of the sudden, and it hurts way more knowing that he'll forget everything and be mean again later
Earlier in the cycle, though, ie only a few drinks in, he can be less predictable and easier to anger. Luckily for the Afton kids, he tends to be out of the house for his first round of drinks, only coming home when the bartender cuts him off
When he gets older, Michael avoids alcohol like the plague. He can't stand the smell. There were a few incidents where he tested the waters as a teenager, though, and every time he overestimated his alcohol tolerance and ended up blackout drunk and super sick
If she survived to adulthood, Elizabeth would be a wine aunt. Not sure about Evan
Elizabeth is fairly popular at school. Michael is known to be a delinquent of sorts. Evan doesn't have any close friends, but he's not really disliked, either. He's just "the quiet kid"
William, Elizabeth, and Michael all have "super charming" powers. William and Elizabeth are both charismatic and confident, so they just generally come across well. Michael is more awkward when he tries to actually talk to people, but he can get by on acting cute and playful to make people like him. He can't talk his way out of much, but a smile and a head tilt goes a long way
Evan is like Michael in that he's socially awkward, but he has no idea how to manipulate anyone. If he gets out of trouble, it's because he actually sobs himself sick
Every Afton child would be really into pokemon had they grown up 10-20 years later
Evan is a cool rock collection kid
Elizabeth is the best liar– better than William– but Michael is pretty good as well. Evan can't lie. He'll cry.
Mike was briefly in foster care when William had been arrested and was awaiting trial (he was found to be innocent). One home in particular was awful for him, and he cycled through a few others for acting out (nobody ever questioned why)
He lived with Henry for a while also. There was some healing there, at least
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the-milk-monarch · 4 months
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[𝚂𝙼𝙾𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳]
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Summary: General headcanons.
☢︎ | Total Drama | ~3k words | gender-neutral reader ♡ | Mal | Mike | Vito | Svetlana | Scott | Gwen | Noah | Cody ⚠ | smoking weed lol
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He'd be very hesitant to try any illegal (or legal, depending where you live) substance.
You gotta be on very close terms, and he needs to trust you a lot.
Would be surprised, first of all, when you offered.
I imagine he was a "good boy" throughout his life, so he'd have to think about it.
But if you finally get to it, he'd be quite fun.
After he goes through the several coughing fits, of course.
You make sure to bring him something cold to drink though, to help with the burning throat.
I imagine he'd focus on all the touchy-feely aspects of weed, like enjoying soft fabric, the euphoria, better music and so on.
It'd be quite an adorable sight of him "discovering" those.
The both of you had already prepared everything for a good smoking session, or so you thought. You noticed you didn't have a tv remote nearby to change the screen to Netflix, so you had to leave Mike alone on the couch for a moment. Mike felt all tingly and slightly dazed, nothing he had ever experienced before. It was both terrifying and kinda cool. He patiently waited for your return, but as he got slightly bored, his eyes began to wander around. His focus got fixated on a fluffy blanket you were supposed to cover yourself with. He gently picked it up with curiosity. His fingers just touched the nicest fabric known to man. It took you a while, but you eventually found the remote. Which was left in your room. You should really watch where you put your things while stoned. You couldn't hide the smile you had on your face as you noticed Mike getting comfy with the fluffy blanket. He made his lower half into a burrito, fidgeting with the tip of the blanket with his hands. After he noticed you staring he immediately stopped, though. "Oh- You're back." He smiled nervously. "You mind sharing that blanket?" You smiled back, nearing closer to the boy. "Right, of course, you can come here." He changed his position as he quickly reacted. You got under the blanket with the remote in your hand, sitting next to him as your side touched his. "It's- very comfy." He quietly remarked with a shy smile as a fact, but also to explain his "weird" behavior. "Not as much as you." You joked as you leaned your head on his shoulder, flashing a silly smile. His face flushed a slight shade of red as he chuckled.
Not that he'd demand it, but... If you pet his head, he'd appreciate it a lot 👉👈
Do it please, he'll melt.
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Surprisingly, he never tried it.
Ok, he may have, once or twice, but it was with a bad crowd most probably, so that doesn't count.
He'd also have to trust you quite a lot to be exposed to such an activity, it'd leave him vulnerable, after all.
But if you're close together then it wouldn't be such a big deal for him.
Weed paranoia might set in if the vibe in his mind ain't right though.
Then he'd be closed off and not really having fun.
But if not, he'd be quite chiller version of himself.
And you try your best so he'd be comfy.
"So- How do you feel?" You asked, looking at him. An idea has already formed in your head, but for now, you try to test the waters. He reciprocated the stare briefly, taking a second to process what has been said to him. "I'm- fine. Why do you ask?" "Do you wanna feel even better?" You ambiguously (in his pov) asked. He raised an eyebrow at you. You could've worded yourself better, but it's what you have to roll with now. "I mean-" You tried to explain yourself, but it's hard to form words in your state. At least you and him are both stoned, so it's unlikely Mal would cringe too much at you. "Since we're watching a movie, and I see you sitting so tense, why don't you- lay down?" You lightly suggested. He shot you yet another confused stare. "You care a lot about my comfort now, huh?" He asked you in a bit poking fun way, but it was all lighthearted - at least you thought so. "I'm very hospitable to my guests, what can I say?" You smoothly tried to save your face. He rolls his eyes at you, after which he smirks slightly. "Alright. But what about you? What if I take all of the couch space?" He raised his brow in a bit amused manner. "You know, you can just put your head on my lap." The words spilt out of your mouth. You got some surprised yet entertained at your boldness stare. "Don't think it's gonna become a habit." He 'warned' you before hesitating for a second and carefully placing himself down. His head awkwardly leaned on your lap. He wasn't used to being in such position. "And that's supposed to be comfy?" He was laying on his back as he looked you straight in the eyes with a halfly playful and doubtful expression. You noticed it was your cue, so you gently raised your hand to touch his hair. He got slightly alarmed at what you're doing, but after your fingers touched his hair and made the first pet, his expression softened a little. His face remained neutral, although it was visible from his body language that he actually enjoyed the closeness. "...So? Feeling comfy yet?" You playfully asked, playing with his hair. It was quite fluffy, as you expected. "Hm... I agree it is enjoyable to have a useful pawn at your disposal." He joked with a slightly silly smirk.
Surprisingly enough, he'd be quite funny when watching some shitty movies.
Like this guy has some sick ass roasts for the bad characters + stupid plot mixture.
Sorry but Mal strikes me as a hidden comedian.
Of course, it's only funny if you're into his humor though.
Loves listening to music high, the lyrics just flow in his head.
Are you up for listening to My Chemical Romance with him??
[𝚅𝚒𝚝𝚘]
This boy must have smoked some before.
Or at least seems like the type who would.
He'd be way more annoying with his flirts.
Weed gives him confidence, and it's already oozing out of him enough while sober.
An opposite of Mal, in a sense that Vito just cannot be funny.
You may only laugh at how bad his jokes are (respectfully).
This won't stop him from having a good time and laughing at his own jokes though.
To be fair, on weed everything is way funnier, so Vito passes the hilarity scale anyway .
He also laughs at the dumbest things.
Show him funny videos compilation and he'll have a good time.
Would get even lazier.
Expect him to be all over the couch.
Oops, guess there's no place to sit now.
Better go cuddle with him.
You just came back from going to the kitchen to get some more food and here you saw your place on the couch taken. "Vito." You shot him a half-serious glare, to which he just stretched more comfortably. "Hm? Oh, did ya really like that spot on the couch?" He said looking at you, playful and smug. You rolled your eyes at him, waiting for him to move. He didn't. He just looked at you, as if testing your patience. "Sorry, I look too good right now to move from this place." He playfully stuck out his tongue with a smirk. You took it as a challenge, so you just squeezed yourself in-between the couch and him, making him almost fall off the couch when he lost balance. "Aye, yo- you gonna drop the goods-" He quickly remarked as he got his balance back. You chuckled and caught him with your arm on his side, supporting his body so he wouldn't fall down. He readjusted into a comfier position, facing you. "Ain't it better laying here?" He said with a smirk.
Perfect fit to watch movies while cuddling.
Especially some cool, action ones.
That way he can tell you how he's as amazing as those guys in the movie, and that he could do anything, like that guy from Need for Speed.
If you disagree, he'll be very disappointed.
[𝚂𝚟𝚎𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚊]
It'd be... an usual sight to see her smoke.
I mean, she's so active and energetic-
It kind of translates to something else when she's high.
She loves to talk on weed.
"Vant me to tell you zat one time I got a golden medal?" The enthusiasm was fully visible on her face. "Of course." You nodded lazily but with curiosity. "Oh, great! It vas near the time I performed my first backflip!" She reminisced and continued. "I'll tell you about zat too!"
She's so social, talkative, expressive and overall joyous.
You think it's quite adorable, and you don't mind listening.
You forget everything she said after few minutes anyway.
Don't worry, she'll say it again, with the same enthusiasm.
But don't take her as a selfish one, she'd love to intently listen to your stories too!
She'll try her best to remember them as well.
On a funny scale, Sveta is most likely the 3rd funniest one, I don't make the rules (I do actually)
She can be a bit- savage, if she wants to.
Especially when it amuses you.
She loves to see your smile.
She's also such a cuddlebug!
Loves to stay close to you, you're like her personal pillow.
You noticed the window to your room being open. You didn't mind a slightly colder room, but you wondered if Svetlana was bothered by it. "Hey, Sveta, are you cold?" You asked casually, gaining her focus. "Are you?" She looked at you like a concerned mother. "Nah, I'm fine." You calmed her down, although you couldn't deny the dirty truth. "I mean, maybe a bit, but I'm too lazy to go close it." "Oh, zis is unacceptable-" She scooted closer to you as she said halfly-jokingly and embraced you tightly. She gently laid you down with her body weight and put herself on your chest. You felt her arms holding you as she had a warm smile on her face, giving you a nice source of heat now. "Is zat better?"
[𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝]
He'd be a total dork.
He has never smoked weed, but will act like an expert.
"Hey, Scott, you sure you're gonna handle that much?" You asked, concerned about Scott's wellbeing after you noticed his share of weed. "Psh, I'm gonna be fine!" He brushed you off with a simple gesture with his hand. You watched as the boy with freckles on his face got the bong in his hands and started to inhale the smoke. He tried his damn best, but he couldn't stop the attack of sudden coughing it gave him. "Ih'm- Good-" He managed to cough out.
After trying to appear cooler, he'd behave a lot more dumber.
Which made it harder for you to stop giggling after each of his response.
"So- Whatchu wanna watch?" You asked him lazily. "Wha- Huh-" He looked around, thrown off of his thoughts. You laughed softly at his state. "...What was the question again?" He looked at you, really dumbfounded. "What movie do you want to watch?" You repeated with a chuckle. "...One that has moving pictures in it."
He also wouldn't be able to resist the food.
The pure joy in his eyes once he took a bite out of the pizza you ordered before smoking-
Is also a lot more excited for things, like "Woah, there are still onion rings left? Amazing!"
Is also down for like, anything you suggest.
Wanna watch a movie? Got it.
Wanna watch the paint dry? Sure thing.
(He used to it for fun as a child, anyways)
Wanna sit on the floor, stopping whatever you were doing to pet your dog/cat? Count him in!
His whites turn so red because of his blue eyes- (I experienced it first hand)
[𝙶𝚠𝚎𝚗]
She totally smokes weed on her own, from time to time.
So she's not as afraid to do it with you for the first time.
Her social anxiety would be slightly lowered, and so she wouldn't be as self-conscious to get vulnerable around you.
She would probably have a good time.
Also would get more touchy, she rediscovered her biggest weakness, affection.
She usually doesn't receive much of it, given her closed off and calm body language around others.
She'd be the one to ask for permission to touch your hair (if you're close, of course).
She loves to play with it, you're like a personal kitty to her.
Loves watching horror movies with you!
Whether bad or not, she's up.
Her favorites are Scream, Nightmare on Elm Street and Scary Movie series, which she enjoys a bit ironically (not all of the jokes from the movie aged well).
If you're scared of horror though, she'll light up the mood with silly jokes and lots of cuddling.
She looks the best in her cozy pajamas, laying on the bed with you.
Sorry Gwen-fans, no little situation bit for Gwen 😔 I'm feeling uncreative on this one
[𝙽𝚘𝚊𝚑]
You wouldn't expect him to actually agree to smoke weed with you.
Turns out, he's up for it.
I mean, he never saw it as anything spectacular, but could understand why people do it.
Never planned on doing it himself, but since you offered, he's slightly curious to try.
Que nonchalant coughing after inhaling too much on the first try.
Don't make fun of him.
Would internally salivate after the hunger hit him like a train right when he finished smoking.
"So- What do you want to eat first?" You casually asked. He waited a bit before answering. "Anything works, really." You passed him a very good looking, chocolate donut. He took it into his hands, looking at it a bit before taking a bite. His eyes opened a bit wider while experiencing the explosion of flavor from it. "I never thought I'd know what Owen feels like on the daily."
Would get like, 10x funnier.
Watch a movie with him, it'll be a blast.
He's the type to sarcastically comment on a cheap 3D during a movie scene. "Geez, if I wanted to watch a bad production, I'd watch Total Drama."
Would probably cringe after the smoking session was over though.
As if he shown "too much of his bad side", which he usually smoothly tries to hide.
But it wouldn't be such a big deal, he just isn't in the mood to hear your teasing at something silly he might have done then.
Actually would be up to smoking again, it seems like a blast.
[𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚢]
Yes he smoked all the weed, everytime and anywhere.
Don't actually let him smoke too much though, he'd get obliterated.
He has never tried weed, but wanted to try it with you, since you offered, and he thought it'd be a good idea.
But he found out he's slightly paranoid after it.
And his awkwardness doubles.
I mean, how can he not, he has to show his best self to you!
He calms down once you put him in a good place mentally.
He can't stay in his limbo of intrusive thoughts if he's got a bad joke to laugh at.
His honest laugh is so pure.
He didn't even know how much of a sweet tooth he'd become after smoking.
He likes sweet to a relatively normal degree while sober, but boy oh boy that chocolate bar is looking good right now-
He won't stop eating them unless you tell him to leave you some, to which he'd embarrassingly chuckle at. "Sorry-"
If he's feeling brave after all of that character development, he might subtly suggest snuggling together.
He just got to see how amazing it is to have a heightened sense of touch, and he's not gonna waste it.
"Do you- also feel a bit cold?" He asked, trying to be casual. "No, actually. Do you?" You responded honestly, leaving him a bit out of options as to what to say. "Um... I- kinda- do-" He stayed 'nonchalant' as he fidgeted a little with his hands, trying to keep his body language neutral. You didn't think a lot before responding back. "You can come closer, I don't mind." You casually said. You didn't really mind the close proximity while high, you liked having someone to casually lean onto. And you certainly didn't mind it with him. "Oh, that's fine then-" He scooted over to you in a smooth, yet a bit hesitant manner. You felt Cody's warm side beside yours. "If it's not weird with you, you can like- comfortably lay on me, if you want." You lightheartedly and carefully suggested, not wanting to seem like a weirdo, in case he's not as open to physical touch. Cody's eyes widened a little, but he wasn't about to decline your offer. "O-okay!" He exclaimed, trying to contain his excitement, not to seem too desperate for any sort of affection right now. He entangled his arm slightly into yours to get even closer, after which he leaned his head on your shoulder. "Amazing..." He mumbled to himself with a goofy smile, hoping you wouldn't hear.
If you're like his best friend and he's comfy around you, prepare yourself for a karaoke night of stupid songs like California Girls.
This boy can get silly.
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dating carmy berzatto pt. 2
warnings: language, here's a few nsfw things in here so watch out for that 👀 mdni
author's note: after forever i'm back lol 😭 i started school again and lowkey lost motivation to write so this has been in the works for weeks lol! enjoy <3
gif not mine!
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you can count on one hand how many times carmy has called you by your real name. his go-to pet names are honey (he would say hon most often), baby (when he's trying to persuade you, when he’s whining about something, or when he feels guilty), and sweetheart (when he's feeling extra romantic and lovey-dovey). even when you two are fighting or on the very rare occasion that his anger's directed at you, he rarely uses your name
one time when you had stayed over, you left your shampoo at carm's place and he made mistake of using it just to try it out because the next day richie noticed
"did you rob a fuckin' hair salon, cousin?"
"what the fuck do you mean, richie?"
"the fuck do you mean? what is this shit, herbal essences?" richie says, sniffing carmy's hair.
poor boy would turn red from head to toe and never touch your anything of yours ever again
this one's sad but like- it's kinda important i think
obviously mike's death really fucked carmy up. you see him pushing away, detaching himself from the people who love him (just like mikey did). but you coming into his life really forces him to wake the fuck up. family is forever but you're something in carmy's life that isn't guaranteed and that he genuinely has to work for if he wants you around long-term
and he's so terrified to fuck it up but after you assure him over and over again that you don't intend to go anywhere he starts to loosen up a tiny bit and let you in
his family and everyone else at the restaurant can see the effect you're having on him, and even though they were a little apprehensive at first, they're so glad that carmy has you in his life
okay enough emotional stuff :,)
i know we don't see him read in the show but something in me tells me that he'd love a good library date. he raids the cookbook section, you clear out half of the romance section, and then you'd have a picnic in a park after and read each other's books and swap ideas
carmy dog-ears the pages of the borrowed cookbooks to make note of later. even though you've scolded him a thousand times not to fold the pages, he just can't help but forget, okay? old habits die hard
"look, baby, it's not my intention to hurt the book, okay? i swear. this is just easier than using a bookmark"
his favorite fruits are plums (with the skin on) or granny smith apples (also with the skin on)
would 1000% name a dish after you
keeps his hand in yours or on your thigh while he drives with the other hand
he has to set his alarm at least half an hour before he actually needs to get up so he can hit snooze 3 times
speaking of sleep we all know this poor man barely gets any so on the rare occasion that he does he can be out for hours at a time no joke
when you first started sleeping over at his place more, sometimes it would scare when he woke up and saw you sound asleep next to him because you seemed too good to be real :,)
one time he was teaching you proper knife technique before you were officially together; he put his hand over yours on the knife and even though he looked calm on the outside, he was freaking the FUCK out on the inside but for the life of him he couldn't tell why (it's called a crush carmy look it up)
i know it's hard to imagine carmy having a least favorite food because he is a chef, but idk; i feel like it would be cornbread 😭 something abt it just makes no sense to him. he thought maybe it was because he's had bad cornbread, so he made it for himself once and still didn't like it. who would put corn in bread? what was the reason?!
he always keeps you on the innermost part of the sidewalk whenever you're walking together
this isn't even a headcanon bc we all saw it on the show but 😭 this man's EYE CONTACT. good lord. the best (and worst) part is he isn't even aware of the power it holds on you; he would literally stare at you whenever you would talk and you'd get all flustered and he would just be completely clueless as to why
he LOVES it when you grip onto his arms while you’re fucking and he constantly teases you for being so obsessed with them 👀 any time he feels like skipping a workout he just thinks about that and boom he’s motivated
“you sure you wanna go out to eat? i can just make us somethin’ real quick”
would definitely get a tattoo for you once you guys got serious! something cute and simple (idk much abt tattoos lol); would love it if you had a matching one on you in a place that only he could see 👀
neck kisses are his absolute favorite. especially from behind when he gets to completely bury his face in your neck and kiss it into oblivion
literally ever since i saw carm take those jeans out of the oven my brain has been stuck on the idea that has an odd but endearing obsession with vintage levis lol 😭 one time, after the bear had opened up and completely taken off, he stayed up all night on ebay and scored a vintage type ii trucker jacket after furiously bidding on it for over an hour like a mad man
this man's always using his hands so i can totally picture his fingers doing all sorts of weird things to fidget. absentmindedly drumming his fingers on your thighs, rubbing strands of hair between his thumb and pointer finger-- literally anything to keep his hands occupied
“is this too spicy or no?”
always insists that you don't have to come to the restaurant to help but is secretly over-the-moon when you do. seeing you help with the dishes, or scold richie, or laugh with tina just makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside (and makes him wanna start a family with you oops)
if he sees you he has to give you a full hug. he’s not a side hug kind of guy when it comes you. even if he has to drop what he’s doing in the kitchen and wipe his hands! he always gives you an all-encompassing bear hug and kisses you on the forehead and the lips- it’s his signature greeting :,)
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spamton and addison headcanon post ^^
i saw one of my moots do this and i have many headcanons for mine so i thought id also post mine :D
(small sidenote a lot of these i stole borrowed from other creators and fics and stuff so i will highlight the unoriginal ones and put a key at the bottom)
addisons are 3d models so they can do stuff like glitch out and clip into walls n whatnot (but it only really happens when somethings wrong which is why spamtons is so much worse)
spamton can pop his jaw and limps in and out of place like a doll (also bjd body if that wasnt obvious)
spamton is eerily good at piano - he learnt it during his big shot era
addison hands are kinda like mitts which they can split into fingers if needed. also they can split into claws for self defence if one is in danger
spamtons ad speech and glitchiness get worse when hes stressed :c
spamton pretty much always speaks super energetically, like minecraft youtuber style
spamtons skin is made of plastic but normal addison skin is not. this also means spamton doesnt have the same thing where his hands arent mitt like which he can split into fingers theyre just always hand
addisons are luminescent but spamton isnt bc puppet
spamton (and jevil) can both speak wingdings
spamtons always had the pipis but they havent always looked like pipis. they used to look like a little red notification dot and the number on the dot would show how much damage it would do
all addisons just have black eyes (sometimes theyre lines and sometimes not depends if i can be arsed to draw proper eyes lol) but spamtons are a bright blue from the shadow crystal incident. if you look closely enough you can see a sun and clouds
also he doesnt have very good vision and without his glasses his eyes will feel like theyre burning
i believe in puppetification theory more than acid theory but i think that the acid is still harmful to addisons. if it comes in contact with their skin it can cause rashes/burning (like a bad sunburn) and if they swallow it it can make them ill or glitchy. if they swallow too much than it can cause irreversible code corruption, which is the main reason why spamton is so glitchy (but mike still caused a lot of the speech thing, its just the physical glitching caused by the acid)
spamton is super agile and sneaky like a cat (i mean no one found him for years in cyber city which isnt a massive place so it makes sense)
can mimic voices really well but in the bracketed speech. basically he can record voices
key vvv
red - taken from System Rebooting : Please Stand By (fic by manofthepipis on a03 GO READ IT ITS SO GOOD)
blue - taken from Defragmentation (comic by Zarla-s on tumblr, comicfury and devart and prolly a few others GO READ IT KAJHFKAH)
pink - idk ive seen so many people do it that I cant credit it to one specific person
anything uncoloured is smth i made up myself B)
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the words 'insatiable little bunwill' are burned into my brain now
this has been my breaking point. the fact that its also EASTER? and that i have barely celebrated easter beyond a chocolate egg here or there for years but am now remembering the magic of easter time, spring flowers, new beginnings, little animals being born, sweetness and the promise of summer to come??? why has this headcanon got me feeling broody and cosy af lol
im obsessed. why is bunwill sooooo cute??? how does mike cope? fr
please give us more, and also maybe some wolf!mike x bunwill, oh my actual goddddd. can we have an actual easter story?? omg is there bunwill fic???????????? helppp
i need wolfmike details like
you dont understand
dont make me go over to twitter, pleaseeeeeee
AAA this has ME hopping around sksjs he's the cutest!!! you get it! Im so happy to hear this HAHA
You bring up a good point - canon mike already finds canon will cute - how the hell does any mike deal with an even more adorable version? he's just so smitten with bunwill, you know in s4 when mike says "you didn't have to" to will and he smiles and huffs a laugh at the same time? that's human!mike @ bunwill #real
there is one bunwill fic I know of that my hc's gave a lovely person enough brainrot to write 💪 it is in first person pov and isn't completed yet but it's called piece of (carrot) cake (maybe if they got more kudos and comments they'd be reminded of interest for more 👀). a lot of my bunwill is sadly on twt but I definitely plan to post some of those here as I go!
I would never make you go over there though 🫶 Hmm I'd say wolf!mike is the most primal of all the bunwill partners, so the most dominant in the bedroom when he's really feeling it. compared to say fox!mike who I see as kind of cheekier so he gets sexually overwhelmed easier and it's cute 😋 wolf!mike is just so so loyal, obviously a protector and loves resting a hand on will's waist.
I think wolf!mike manhandles bunwill more, he noses at his more sensitive spots and it gets bunwill squirming. he growls when he feels good and it turns bunwill on - mike feeling good because of will's body always does. bunwill's good at quickening the pace and wolf!mike's grip just tightens around him because he didn't expect to be hit with the extra pleasure
wolf!mike has the biggest knot that makes bunwill feel SO full and bred he whinessss, his ears twitch and shake like crazy and then he sighs contentedly 🥰
Oh and if I can swing back to canon byler for a second... I'm sure somewhere over the years into their relationship mike has curled a finger under will's chin, given it a little scratch and called him an "insatiable little bunny" too......
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silly lil steven headcanons i have in mind that i wanted to show for no particular reason
▧ bro is beefy (can be either buff or dadbod) and is hairy asf. never shaves. stinky. worn out clothes. his hair at this point would be very long and, although fluffy, is very tangly and messy, it prob has knots everywhere ▧ cis man, biromantic, heterosexual n dark skinned ▧ old ass man, hes 40. but keeps his appearance when he was in his late 20s or 30s thanks to missingno fucking with his ass ▧ he regrets absolutely nothing abt strangling mike, thinking he deserved it. (with his bare hands instead of commanding miki to do so like in the og pasta) though whenever he sees a vision of his brother he'd try to make the 'ghost' go away by screaming/flailing at it, which is why his house is so broken since he sometimes punched the wall or anything in his abode super hard ▧ he still worries abt how the pallet town residents are doing, especially daisy oak, red and blue. so he sometimes stalks the town to see if theyre still having a good life without him even after what he has done ▧ sometimes he would come across red and blue having their own little rivalry with each other, just like he and Mike. he thought it wouldve been so awesome to battle blue if the whole incident didnt happen (then watch red beat blue's ass 2 seconds later after blue takes the champion title from him LMFAOOO) ▧ his team before the incident would be miki, nidoking, gyarados, raichu, gengar and snorlax ❥ ALR THATS ALL MY GENERAL HCS FOR HIM NOW UHHHHHH, CRIMSONOAK/STEVEN X READER HCS. ❥ he hugs like a bewear and would (accidentally) break your spine in the hug like one too, i hope youre able to take his hugs because he'll hug you A LOT ❥ give him a ton of kisses, especially on the cheek, and he'll blush SO hard ❥ he would let you style his hair (if you ask him ofc), daisy def has done smth sily with it like giving him pigtails or giving him her hairstyle (but long cuz steven's hair is, well, way longer than daisy's) :333 ❥ if you can give this man a shower or a bath i beg of you PLEASE do. as i said, this dude stinky af- ❥ he still has miki but will never let her be out of her pokeball in front of his partner in fear that you/daisy would go 'holy shit what is that thing???? get it away from me!!!" before running off ❥ the type of guy that will try his best to cook food for you sometimes, whether its breakfast, dinner or just to give you a snack. (he usually burns the food LMAO (be proud of him >:()) ❥ if you can teach him how to make macarons he'll be so fucking excited (theyre one of his fav foods next to deep-fried food :3c (hes a foodie guy)) ❥ he would get insane zoomies when he sees daisy, bros down bad and head-over-heels for her ❥ before his downfall, steven def has and often tried to flirt with daisy with (cringy) pick up lines, even before dating and after their relationship became official LOL- he doesnt do it anymore though pensive emoji ❥ would pick you/daisy up and give piggyback rides for the shits and giggles ❥ he sometimes gives daisy uhhh, daisies as a small gift as it reminds him of her. he would do the same to you if you also have a kind of flower as your name (like rose, blossom etc.) ❥ if youre poc/lgbtq+ etc. and someone was being racist/homophobic/transphobic etc. to you, steven would go hunt them down and give them the worst beating theyve ever experienced and could even die from that (do you know that one reddit post abt a guy who beat up someone for kicking his cat? thats him and daisy/you teehee)
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Queer SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory headcanons (part 2)
Featuring lots of Mike being trans. Mainly that, in fact 🫶🫶🫶
Mike:
-I said previously that he always assumed he was straight cause he’s never been attracted to dudes, but then I remembered “oh yeah wait he’s trans that doesn’t make sense” so to explain that, I feel like he’s one of those trans guys who kinda always saw himself as a boy, even if he didn’t really have a way to put it into words, plus it’s not like he really thought about attraction and dating much, so when he was younger, he probably was one of those “girls” who didn’t fit in with other girls, had mainly guy friends (out of the few friends he had lol), and thought romance and dating seemed gross, so he wouldn’t talk about it unless other people brought it up, and he’d have to fight for his life every time he tells people that he in fact DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH !! (No one believes him because no one ever believes that. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of those kids who just named some random classmate that he thought seemed vaguely interesting just to shut people up)
-I’d say he probably came out as trans at around 18, after he graduated. He probably knew he was trans earlier than that, maybe like somewhere around 15-16, but he didn’t want to deal with coming out and transitioning socially so he stayed in the closet until it was easier to kinda just…cut people out lol. He’s stealth and kinda just transitioned best he could without people questioning him, which wasn’t hard with his parents falling out of the picture and not really staying in contact with anyone from school (frankly I don’t imagine he was very popular lol) so like…yeah
-had a “looks like a lesbian with a boyband/justin Bieber type haircut” phase somewhere in his teenage years. Kinda didn’t care when people rumored about his sexuality. He didn’t date anyone so it just doesn’t really matter, but if people asked him directly he’d just say he’s straight cause again coming out as anything just seemed like a hassle
-had his first and only date (before Ness) at like 19/20 years old, and (as far as I’ve heard from the people talking abt the apparent fnaf movie novel) it’s canon that the girl didn’t wanna go on a second date because “his eyes were too intense” (autism💥💥💥) it was some random girl who asked him out, maybe a coworker or smth who thought he was cute, and he just said yes cause he didn’t really know what else to do and figured he might as well since it’s certainly generally considered embarrassing to have never gone on a date before as someone old enough to be in college (which he didn’t go to cause 1: money 2: he had to take care of Abby 💔💔💔) then after he was like “yeah I was right idk what the hype is about dating seems lame” (he’s a little dumb /j)
-he’s in his mid-late twenties, and I think his been on T for like 2-5 years, so he probably started T somewhere around 20-23. Again, realistically, no idea how he’s affording that, but…he did it 🤗🤗🤗
-the day this man discovers trans tape is the day this man finally learns a bit of peace (not as much as top surgery obviously but certainly more than regular binding)
-I reiterate once again that he binds so unhealthy. Wears his binder at home, wears it out, wears it when exercising, wears it from when he wakes up till he goes to bed, and he only takes it off at night because he literally HAS to and even then he still wears a slightly tight sports bra cause bro is NOT DEALING WITH THE BOOBAS (someone please stop him please good god how are his lungs still functioning)
-god at dressing to pass. Knows all the hacks. Even before T he passed pretty well, he just looked young. He knows all the right exercises to shape his body in certain ways, knows all the right kinds of clothes and materials to hide and accentuate the right things, dresses and acts like a man pretty easily because bro is just like that, he’s the kind of trans guy who’s basically just a cis guy with titties /hj like i said before he uses man soap (3n1 energy), he gets man haircuts at man haircut places, he wears man shoes that give him some extra height (being very stereotypical and gender-roley here but that’s legit just how he is)
-on that note, man’s height dysphoria is AWFUL !! Not to call Josh Hutcherson short (though let’s be real he is a short king and he owns that shit ((still taller than me though 💔💔💔)), but Mike is 5’5, which to some people is short even by women’s standards, so yeah he definitely wears thick shoes and shoe lift things to help him get closer to around 5’7-5’8 on a good day, and he definitely lies abt his height when he can get away with it
-the kind of guy who gets dysphoria over literally everything (“do I look like a woman when I sit like this?” “Are my eyes too feminine?” “I feel like how I’m walking is gonna out me” “the color pink cannot touch my body” “no I can’t sing that song, it’s sung by a woman” “does the way I hold this look girly?” “Why does my smile make me look like a girl” “this shirt makes my chest look big” “do I write like a man??” etc etc. all while he literally has a beard and is built like a brick /hj /lh)
-generally speaking could not and never has cared less about romance and dating and sex and all that UNTIL NESS HAPPENED AND NOW THIS MAN IS HEAD OVER HEALS IN LOVE WITH THIS SILLY LITTLE TWINK MALEWIFE FEMALEHUBBY THEMBOSS 💥💥💥
-k sorry he’s just a little fruit but like literally for one person and one person only other than that he is/would be chronically bitchless and be pretty ok with that
Ness:
-has a type (trans people 💥💥💥 t4t royalty 💥💥💥) /hj
-but low key on a real note dude doesn’t really actually have a whole lotta preferences he just likes gays and autisms /hj
-does drag both ways and eats it up hardcore
-crossdressing doesn’t exist he just is gender. What gender? Yes.
-I literally can’t think of anything serious to say abt Ness’ queerness they’re just so 💥💥💥
-just a little fruit what do you want me to say
-THE girlfriend-boyfriend
-WHAT DO I SAY ABT NESS SHES JUST SILLY 💔💔💔
-my girlboy boygirl who just loves their little guy failure soggy cat of a man WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY ?? 💥💥💥
anyways that’s it I think I mainly just wanted to talk abt Mike’s transgenderism more which like can you blame me no you can’t he’s my meow meow 💔💔💔
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what if i wrote an IT competitive swimming AU... what then...
i have so many fic ideas and so little time... in the meantime... the losers as competitive swimmers (this is so niche oh my god)
lots of hyperspecific headcanons can be found under the cut lol
mike hanlon: he's a butterflyer mainly but also strong in backstroke. weirdly good at counting his strokes and has never hit his head going into the wall on backstroke. his favorite race is the 100 fly, but he's not the type to complain when his coach puts him in the 200 fly or an IM race (IM is individual medley, it means all the strokes back to back in one race). he brings snacks to share at competitions but doesn't let anyone eat on deck. got into competitive swimming fairly late (about 14) because he enjoyed doing the distance swim when he was getting his lifeguard qualifications. he's a strong swimmer and probably has the most endurance out of the group, but not in a long distance race kinda way, more in a "i could swim across the lake if push comes to shove" kinda way. he's the only one who can correctly keep track of what rep they're on during training, everyone else always turns to him when asked.
bill denbrough: he's been with the swim club since he was seven and has basically always been a freestyle (basically the same as frontcrawl, except you can technically do whatever you want. everyone does frontcrawl though) sprinter. excels at the 50m freestyle sprint and broke the club record for it when he was seventeen. he leads warmup and organizes everyone for cheers and travel competitions. dislikes breaststroke but is frustratingly good at it so his coach frequently makes him swim it. can't stop hitting his head on the wall on backstroke and has been banned from doing crossover turns (special turn between backstroke and breaststroke used in IM, your face gets very close to the wall) in races after an unfortunate incident involving his face and the wall. he's responsible for drawing mini heat sheets (packets of paper with all of the race information, including athlete names and lanes) on everyones arms, he does a little grid too, its all very professional. he is the keeper of the spare caps and goggles. when they were younger he kept track of everyone during warm-up to ensure no one got trampled in the mess of people.
stanley uris: backstroker through and through, wishes there was a 400m backstroke, once his coach put him in the 400m freestyle and he did backstroke out of spite. his best race is the 200 backstroke. he takes every opportunity presented to him to talk shit about butterfly. makes sure the losers don't miss their races and is the only person allowed to touch the heat sheet. you know he cares because he highlights all the losers names in colorcoded markers on his heat sheet. he's not here to be the best he's just here to humble richie at backstroke and have fun with his friends. he gets split times for the other losers and keeps track of everyones personal best and qualifying times. he complains his friends are the ones always nearly missing their races but he has been known to get distracted highlighting everyones names on the heat sheets when he really should be warming up.
beverly marsh: good at every stroke so mainly an IMer but she's a big fan of 200m races which disturbs everyone around her (200m races are detested by many for being an awkward distance between a sprint and long distance). is really good at dives and turns and has on more than one occasion gotten disqualified for going too far under water off the dive. has an extremely powerful kick but frequently forgets to put strength into her pulls. if richie's doing backstroke in an edge lane she will lean over the edge of the pool and mimic kicking with her arms ("kick faster!") because she knows he hates it. has planned 99% of team building exercises which always go terribly wrong in some way but she finds a way to save them from disaster. past team building activities have included: laser tag, bowling, and tracking down a ghost house in the middle of the woods. this last one was not well received but they did find the house so she won.
ben hanscom: long distance swimming legend, he's a freestyler and his best race is the 1500m. incredible at knowing what pace to go and recognizing how much energy he has left so he doesn't go too slow off the start but doesn't die in the first half either. is strongest in the third quarter of a race and tends to overtake people during this period because he doesn't let the pressure get to him (the third quarter is typically the hardest and most stressful of the race, you are tired and likely in pain, but don't yet have the adrenaline rush from being in the final stretch). he used to crash and burn during the third quarter, but one day something just kind of clicked and he got it. he still gets nervous before races but when he's in the water he doesn't falter. he always gets the best spots at meets and the losers build bag forts in the bleachers to camp out in for the long stretches between races. he also always finds the best places to hangout outside the pool deck while the losers are waiting for finals to start.
richie tozier: mainly a flyer but he got really tall when he was sixteen and his coach started putting him in more backstroke races, he's pretty even between the two strokes at this point and does a lot of IM. number one breaststroke hater in the WORLD, it hurts his knees because he does it wrong but no matter what corrections people make he can't get it right. does not understand how people like breaststroke and isn't convinced it doesn't hurt for everybody. cheers a ridiculous amount. his voice is always hoarse for days after a competition because he cheers so loudly. he's always leading group cheers, even when he was a crackly-voiced 13 year old he was insisting he lead cheers. he's really loud because of it and is great at throwing his voice over the noise of the pool. they're always at races until the very end because ben is usually in the 1500 and richie will cheer for nearly 19 minutes until all the losers are rushing to the end of ben's lane to get him water and help him stay standing and richie can just give him a thumbs up because his voice is totally gone.
eddie kaspbrak: was a breaststroker for most of his life until one day his coach was like. yknow what. fuck you. butterfly time. and now he's a flyer. his best race is the 200IM though and he hates 200m fly. he gets really in his head about it and has on multiple occasions completely died in the third quarter because he's so anxious. he always gets out of the pool after 200m flys feeling like he's going to black out because he's so stressed about it. every once in a blue moon though he just doesn't stress for some unknown reason and does amazing. loses his mind at the losers when they don't wear flipflops on deck or in the showers. like do they know how gross pool decks are? no they want infections? if they're doing single length sprints during practice the other losers will walk his flip flops to the other end of the pool so he doesn't have to touch the deck with his bare feet. you would think swimming would be the most miserable sport in the world for him due to the general... disgustingness... of pools but he loves the sport so much that it manages to outweigh his neuroses most of the time. hates backstroke, its a stupid stroke and he keeps getting water up his nose and what if he hits his head, why do mike, stan, and richie even stand it?
also i did my best to explain anything that might be unintelligible if you weren't deep in the trenches of competitive swimming as a teenager but if anyone has questions, either about the AU, or just clarifications about swim racing in general, feel free to ask! i love talking about this stuff.
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heyo! Just found your blog and I was scrolling through your stuff and noticed your AU tone deaf. And I haven't found anything about what it is or what your idea is behind it. So I wanted to ask if you could give me an introduction to your AU!
Oh! And I absolutely love your artstyle and how you draw Buster! Anyway, hope you drink enough water and have a good day/night! ;)
Dear god this has been in my drafts for a while-
Hiya! Sorry for that lack of info lol, I'd been inactive for a long time, and the time that I actually WAS posting consistently was back when things were still being sorta fleshed out. But I've got a pretty good idea of how every single part moves at this point, so sure :D I'll give a not-so-brief summary lol [under a cut because I couldn't not dump multiple paragraphs teehee ~_~]
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Tone Deaf is like a dystopian version of Sing, if I were to put it super duper simply. One where Buster's issues get more emotional focus, and we get actual bonds with the cast because the movie forgot to do that.
Buster is, also, a lot more unhinged, fair warning. This fic's gonna contain violence and tackle some darker subjects [adjacent to grief and denial more specifically] so if it feels like I jumped a lot of sharks, it's because I 100% did.
It kinda started with me noticing how, in the actual movies btw, smaller characters like Buster and Mike had more difficulty getting around places. This led me to ask myself about how species differences could lead to struggles for certain animals since the city just isn't built for everyone [this is NOT Zootopia]. Ash's quills, and Meena's towering size were things I noticed too that would be massive problems, realistically. So after a lot of pondering, now we're here.
The world of Tone Deaf in present day is in a post-war period that's lasted about 50 years now [Crawly is actually a veteran from this war- which was more like complete and total anarchy if I'm being real, since there weren't really any sides until near the end...]
Long story short, the wealthy capitalized off of the war and taking people prisoner- so they purposefully kept it going. A resistance ended up forming to stand against this [Miss Crawly being one of the generals, with that classic missing eye] and after their army stormed the unsuspecting stronghold, the war finally began to conclude. It still took around a year after that to release all of the prisoners of war, and by the end of it all, the damage that had been done to some races was permanent. Even extinction-level in some cases- some animals just straight up don't exist anymore because of it.
Back to Calatonia. Laws that are in place to protect animals from tearing eachother apart are still relatively new, and the criminal underbelly of Calatonia is kinda out of control. Animals get kidnapped/poached, smaller animals are at a huge disadvantage and have basically no power [politically or otherwise], endangered species are a very real thing, poverty is a huge issue for most of the population- and in the middle of all this is Buster Moon.
He's gonna be the main perspective. And the story will also serve as a slight character study on him, mixed with my own grittier and batshit insane changes/headcanons/alternate universe ideas on his backstory. He's a ray of sunshine with a lot of bottled-up feelings that will kinda really take control of the story.
Buster has been arrested multiple times. He's been put in unsuccessful therapy. He's still grieving his dad. He's committing crime and compulsively lying about those illegal actions too. He has emotional difficulties that he hasn't dared try touching on in years, and he has issues with letting go- which, is kinda how all of his new problems come to be.
The threat of his theater being repossessed if his show isn't a success gets a LOT more emphasis too.
But on top of that is the added threat of Buster getting sent out of the city if he can't get his business up and running. Remember how I mentioned endangered animals?? Well Koalas are one of them. One of the big ones, actually. He's the only Koala in a city of almost five hundred thousand, and it's been that way for almost half a decade now. It's been causing issues for the people in charge for half a decade now. Koalas have government-protected settlements far away from here due to their numbers being so few, so if Buster loses the theater? That's the next step for him.
But, to help this poor dude through all the stress of life is the found-family he develops with the cast he hired. He helps them for a lot of the first act, and then they give back his kindness in the second. They connect through their similar experiences, as well as their shared passion for music and performance. And by the end, maybe Buster's okay. Or maybe he's had a complete downward spiral [not gonna speak of act three 🥰]
Other characters have also had a shift in their dynamics. Things in the story have changed. Like for instance- Gunter already knew Buster and was a close friend of him and Eddie before the show, Judith is now the mayor and a main character, Pete has been put in place of the banker in charge of Buster's accounts, Buster unfortunately gets involved in politics, Mike actually gets to bond with the cast- actually the cast gets to bond with the cast point blank period [idc what you say, this just straight up doesn't happen in the canon movies], and to top it all of is a generous helping of angst with a few acts of violence sprinkled in 🤭
The actual Act I summary is this right now:
Buster had been in tight situations before-- suffocating situations, even. He’d been in every kind of trouble imaginable, he thought. With family, friends, local businesses, the law. But he'd always wormed his way out, either through loopholes or by charm. Or usually just by stacking another lie on top of his already crumbling facade. But this time it's gonna take more than a cover-up to fix this. ‏‏‎ Buster’s dishonesty takes him too far once again, a simple typo causing him to unintentionally land himself in a wager that could cost his very life. He has two months to fix this- to ACTUALLY fix this. And the worst part is that he hadn't even meant to lie this time. ‏‏‎ The First Act of Tone Deaf.
TLDR; Buster learns to love again after experiencing the horrors of animalkind firsthand and being healed by theater kids LMFAO
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Please, headcanons of Mike with a (gender neutral) partner who is super loving and gentle with him. Like, they run him baths when he had a rough day at work, clean him up and kiss his bruises. They rub his back and shoulders or anything that's sore, make him special lunches and dinners. Just someone who loves him dearly and wants him to know they love him. Please and thank you! <3
Thank you for the request!! I got you, anon 🫡❤ (This idea is so cute AHHHH) Sorry for the long wait on this one! I struggled with writing this, idk why lol 😭 Anywayssss, enjoy and have a good day! <3
Mike returning home from work after a rough day - Headcanons
Fandom - Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Pairing: Mike Ehrmantraut x gender neutral reader Genre: Fluff, hurt/comfort Warning(s): Mentions of blood, scars and traumas. Reader is gender neutral and referred to as partner. Words: 800 Summary: Being Mike's loving partner English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3 AO3 link soon!
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Being with Mike means always worrying for him when he’s at work.
Especially when he’s gone for days, in places with little to no wifi, or when he simply can’t reach out to you.
He tells you “not to worry” which is easier said than done.
One night, he comes home to you waiting outside his house. You’d been waiting for him all evening, since you had a bad gut feeling about this particular mission.
You’re relieve you listened to your intuition, when you see him limping up to the door
Knowing somethings wrong, you’re quickly by his side to support him.
You’re used to him having a dangerous job, and he’s used to you being his worried partner.
At first he would refuse to tell you about work and be scared to admit when something happened - not wanting to upset you.
But of course it wasn’t easy to hide the truth from you.
You’re the first person he talks to when something happens
Probably the only one too.
But you appreciate it, and try to be there for him 
Providing him with love and comfort after rough days
“What the hell happened?” You asked him that night, when he came home all bruised up and exhausted. Stubborn as he is, he just replied with: “Nothing happened” A crystal clear lie, you can see the bruises on his face
You help him take the jacket off, seeing the wounds covering his body. 
This time he doesn’t protest. He likes it when you look after him, after all. 
“I’ll ask you again… What the hell happened, Mike?” He doesn’t really have any other choice but telling you the truth.
It’s not the first time he ends up wounded because of work, and not the last time, either. 
Luckily, he has you.
Before you met, he had to deal with all his pain and troubles alone, whether he wanted to or not. 
He really had no one to tell - He didn’t wanna worry his family, and didn’t trust anyone else
You’re the one he goes too. 
Not only because you’ve made him promise to do so, but because he trusts you, too. 
He’s too paranoid to go to the doctors, luckily you are used to dealing with his wounds and does so well
Homeboy trusts you wholeheartedly <3
Mike playfully calling you his “nurse” because of the amount of times you need to help him lmao
Apart from patching him up, you like making him feel safe and relaxed.
He does the same for you, of course 
The two of you just spoiling each other in all ways possible
At nights when he comes home from work, Mike and you end up in the couch, cuddling and watching some movies
If he’s tense, you have him rant about work, or whatever it is bothering him, while massaging his shoulders and/or back
He never asks for massages but loves them, but only if it’s you
Doesn’t matter if you’re bad at them, he just enjoys feeling your healing touch on his tense muscles
You have lot of inside jokes with him about people at work that annoys him - the list is long lol *cough* Walter *cough*
Mike has lot of scars - on his body and in his mind
His time as a cop, and as Gus' most trusted enforcer has left its marks.
He hates people looking at his scars, and avoids questions about it by hiding them.
You are one of the few that gets to see them, and that doesn’t judge him nor ask him uncomfortable questions about them.
But since he trusts you, he tells you about each scar he has and how he got them.
He’s not ashamed of them, just hates what they represent and reminds him off.
But you make sure to reassure him that you love him, listening to his stories, stroking your hands over each scar carefully and telling him he’s beautiful - and he LOVES it
Back to the night he comes home wounded - he tells you what happened whilst you clean his wounds, Mike grunting from the pain of the fresh bruises getting washed. 
You run him a bath to calm him down, making sure to show him you’re right there and not going anywhere.
He feels less tense after a while, thanks to your healing touch (he likes to call it that, since you always make him feel better)
You fix something to eat for the two of you, crashing next to him on the couch.
After a while, he falls asleep during the movie you’re watching, and you soon join him - being worried makes a person tired after all.
Mike wakes up hours later, feeling your warmth against him.
He’ll just look at and appreciate you, feeling lucky to have someone like you by his side. <3
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Being Frank Castle's Daughter in Hawkins Pt 3
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reader: female | Age: 17-18 range
Characters Mentioned: Frank Castle (MCU), Matt Murdock (briefly, MCU), Kate Bishop (Briefly, MCU), Peter Parker (briefly, MCU), Ant-Man (Briefly, MCU), Black Window (Briefly, MCU), Thor Odinson (briefly MCU), Steve Rogers (Briefly, MCU), Bucky Barnes (briefly, MCU) Ghost rider (once, MCU), Bruce Banner (once, MCU), Pietro Maximoff (Once, MCU), Deadpool (Once, MCU), Steve Harrington (ST), Billy Hargrove (ST), Nancy Wheeler (ST), Eddie Munson (briefly, ST) Dustin Henderson (briefly, ST) Mike Wheeler (briefly, ST), Max Mayfield (briefly, ST), Neil Hargrove (briefly, ST), Mrs.Wheeler (briefly, ST) Holly Wheeled (Briefly, ST), Mr. And Mrs. Harrington (ST)
type: headcanons + drabbles (unnecessary long ones too lol)
A/N: im glad you guys are liking this
Warnings: Y/n beats ass, also Y/n gets stabbed by a fork, Mrs.Harrington being the biggest ass and shoving her religion down your throat, this part really has it out for our reader, also Mrs.Harrington called you a dyke so fuck her, mentions of scars and Past abuse from Neil at Billy
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Hawkins, you had called the place home for about a month and a half, and with fall in full swing and break coming up, things were starting to get busy
Halloween was coming up and it was just as a big thing in Hawkins as it was in New York
You always loved Halloween, it's good fun, plus the colors were always a nice contrast to New York and its grayness
And you had a habit of dressing up as shitty put-together costumes of superheroes to make your friends laugh after all you were meant to be them the best one was spiderman
By best, it means crack head energy one
Good time good times
The Bully continued though: so no good times :(
You're basically annoyed at this point, Like would you find a few ways to harass me thanks, Wiping away marker day after day just seems like, no thought put into it
With the last week of school coming up, well, that was different.
Steve had started sitting with you during lunch, till he finally spits it out that he and Nancy had split a few weeks ago.
But you felt like he had been holding on for a while to that
So with him now girlfriend less and Tommy and Carol free he spent lunch with you.
"So what are you gonna be for Halloween?" Steve asked.
Y/n shrugged, "who knows. I was thinking something superhero."
"Like Black widow?" Steve asked.
"Try Ant-Man."
"Ant-Man? Please." he rolled his eyes, causing Y/n to chuckle.
"Oops!"
The harmless laughter was soon cut off by food being dumped straight onto her head.
"Oh no!" A girl aspirated, loudly, "not my milk too!"
Y/n and Steve were too in shock to even move, Y/n being covered in sloppy joe, mashed potatoes, and strawberry milk. The whole cafeteria went silent as the girl's laughter filled the silence.
"You don't mind if I take yours right?" She asked, "Accidents happen all the time."
The girl took the milk from Y/n's barely-touched tray and walked off to the center between all the tables, walking down as if it was some runway with her friends.
"That's It!" Y/n shouted standing up the whole table rocking as she did so.
"y/n! Y/n!" Steve called as she walked from between the tables, pulling her jean jacket off and wiping her face on it before tossing it aside, "Heather get the FUCK back here!"
The teen turned around, smirking at her as her friends laughed.
"Aw. Little nobody wants to get in a cat fight?" She mocked, watching Y/n take off her belt, "She's a whore too! Gonna undress for the whole school are you?"
Steve ran in beside her, "Y/n if you fight them-"
"It's not a fight if all I do is beat there ass." Y/n defended, "So go back to your see. Now."
Steve gulped back up towards the table. "Go sit down with you little bitch friends," Heather ordered as Y/n stood there.
The cafeteria was silent, all eyes on Y/n as she sniffled something itching her nose as she wrapped her belt around her palm and knuckles letting it go down her forearm and tightening it on her arm. The girls looked at each other and laughed under their breath.
"Is that supposed to scare me?" She asked as she started forward towards Y/n stopping barely an inch apart.
"This is your warning." Y/n demanded calmly, "you walk away, and you apologize to Steve for calling him a name."
"And if I don't?" She spoke.
Y/n nodded looking down, Heather laughing: all bark and no bite.
Y/n calmly placed her hand on Heather's shoulder, and quickly gut punched her hard, Heather crumbling to the ground in pain wheezing for pain as Y/n pushed her over easy with her foot.
"Someone else wanna come at me!" Y/n shouted.
"Y/n! Behind you!"
Y/n turned around too slow just to be rushed at by one of the girl's boyfriends, she was driven into a support pillar as he punched at her gut.
"YEAH! GET EM Y/N!" Eddie cheered, the whole cafeteria in uproar: apparently Y/n's not the only one these guys were fucking with.
Grabbing him by his hair she dragged him near a table and tossed him into it, it hit him in the gut as Y/n grabbed him by the hair once more and threw him to the floor. Another boyfriend jumped in, pulling Y/n by her hair she struggled against his grasp but dropped onto her knees, he was thrown off balance causing him to jolt forward as she grabbed him by his arms and flipped him over her, sending him to the ground and hard. She stood back up seeing the girls at the end of the cafeteria scram as quick as they could.
"Knife!"
Y/n turned her head, seeing the first boy come at her with a small pocket knife, his swings sloppy and clearly just aiming for her face, she dodged and landed a punch across his face, clean hard, and fast.
Billy Fucking Hargrove had come from no where to help, finished with his cigarette, and grabbed him pulling him away from her and beating him up. Heather had grabbed someone's metal fork from their tray in silence and rushed at Y/n, getting her in the upper shoulder with it piercing the flesh deeply. That would injure Y/n enough to teach her a lesson.
Yet Y/n pulled the fork from her shoulder and threw it aside shocking the girl as Y/n grabbed her by the front of her shirt and dragged her to a table, kicking her knees in and pushing her head to the table flat.
"Steve." Y/n spoke looking up at him, he was right there, "Top pocket of my bag, a little white box."
He looked at her in shock, "Steve!"
"yeah! yeah!"
He did as ordered and quickly tossed her the box she used her teeth to open the box, the box was a little shaker box, filled with sharp pins they'd use on maps in class. The girl squirm as Y/n grabbed her by the face, opening her mouth forcefully.
"I don't mind losing a few of these," Y/n told shaking the box a sharp pin barely hanging on as the girl started to cry, "You know this hurts, yeah it hurts real bad. I know It's happened to me before,"
"P.Please!" The girl gargled, her mouth still forced open.
"I let you walk away if what!?" Y/n argued, "What did I promise!"
The girl looked at Steve, "I'm sorry."
"What?" Y/n asked shaking the box, "I can't hear you!"
"I'm sorry! Please!" She begged, "I won't do it again! Ever! Please!"
"Not loud enough!" Y/n argued.
"Y/n that's enough!" Steve argued Heather crying.
"I Said louder!" Y/n demanded shaking the box as a few fell from the edge.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please! Please!" She cried louder looking at Steve, Y/n catching the pins before they fell into the girl's mouth letting the girl fall onto the floor.
The whole cafeteria was cheering: the biggest bullies were completely destroyed, Billy grabbed your jacket, and Steve threw you your bag as you and Billy rushed out of there before the teachers came around.
Eddie basically being your hype man after you ran: "And Y/n Castligone wins by a not so shocking 50 points!"
That just causes more cheering.
And Billy drove you home
Luckily no one was home and you were able to take a shower while Billy sat in your room
Afterward, he helps in bandaging those stab marks from that fork
That's the first time he sees your back up so close.
He's seen plenty of girls naked before yeah, but your back is different
It's covered in old scars that had faded and blended in with your skin
He wants to ask about them so bad: but if what he thinks is true, he can't help you as much as he thinks, he's in the same situation
and he knows asking is a touchy subject
But Billy ends up staring anyways
"New York's hard on the body." Y/n responded finishing covering the fork stab wounds, "Thanks."
He's quiet as he watches Y/n put a bra on, back still to him, and then a shirt.
"You said you'd call me," Billy argued.
"Call you?" Y/n asked, "about what?"
"You know what!" He shouted, shocking Y/n, "I can't believe I actually fucking cared!"
"I don't even understand what your talking about!" Y/n argued back.
"So those scars just appear right!?"
Y/n looked at him like he was stupid, he had no idea what he was talking about: "You don't know what you're talking about." Y/n argued.
"Oh? I don't?" Billy argued, red in the face: He seemed to hurt more than anything, "fucking try me because I understand how it is to be beat for every small fucking detail out of place."
"What?" Y/n asked, this was news to her, and his anger dropped: she was genuinely confused, isn't this what they had slowly been hinting at each other this whole time?
"Hargrove."
He went to walk away but she grabbed his wrist, "Billy. Sit. please."
You had never come clean to anyone, about you and Frank's work, you swore him to secrecy, with a pinky swear and he thought you were fucking stupid
So you told him about it all: Your time in New York: everything to fighting with Frank against Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes, to meeting the literal God of Thunder, from Daredevil to ghost rider, and ghost rider to bruce banner, you laid it all on the floor for him: you even told him about Pietro
You make him too vulnerable and he tells you about his dad: but also swears you to secrecy and to your demise, you promise, and he tells you everything and you actually listen which makes it that much easier for Billy to just throw it all out.
You guys just become that much closer, and he gets a well-deserved bear hug.
"Maybe I'll take you away to New York one day," Y/n spoke softly, holding Billy tight.
Yeah he'd like that.
A phone call interrupts the two of them, Y/n going to pick it up.
"God finally," Steve spoke on the other end, "You okay?"
Y/n smiled small, "I'm good yeah, nice shower and everything."
"Maybe best to lay low for the rest of the day," Steve spoke, " Everyones been keeping it to themselves, what happened at lunch. Think those girls got too scared to say anything."
"Well let's hope they don't bother anyone anymore," Y/n responded.
"Y...yeah..." Steve nervously released, "Say...Uh thanks, I don't think anyone really ever stuck up for me, ya know?- it's not like people call me names all that much-"
"It's fine," Y/n responded, "Let's just say I don't like bullies at all..."
Steve chuckled, "Yeah I can see that...but uh, you know, as a thanks...my dad has this dinner happening: with some people from work, did you wanna...I don't know come along?"
"A...party?"
"No, large dinner." Steve corrected quickly holding his breath on the other end.
"A party would have been a deal breaker," Y/n chuckled, "But uh I'm free, when is it?"
"Sunday starts at 5:30."
"Yeah, I'll run it by my dad then."
"Cool.Cool. I've gotta run."
"Mhm."
You bet he's screaming like a little girl, and Dustin's there too, he had to be there.
"It's a good day Henderson!!" Steve cheered, "Icecreams on me! Go get you, little shitheads!"
hey Dustin's not complaining at all
And you back to sitting with Billy till Frank comes home, and he sees you two playing the game of life.
"This is Bullshit!"Billy protested.
"What?" Y/n laughed.
"You took the kids and the fucking car! My game piece doesn't even stand up! by itself!"
A whistle steals her attention, "Hey dad." Y/n smiled looking over at him in the doorway, "Sorry I didn't call you, Hargrove me home."
"It's. Fine." Frank spoke, "we got dinner on Sunday, at five."
"Uh..." Y/n spoke, "With the Harringtons?"
"How'd you know?"
"I know their son..." Y/n spoke moving her pieces, "I need 500 Hargrove."
"For what!?"
"Child support."
"Bullshit."
Y/n looked back at Frank as Billy counted the fake money, "Is that all?" Y/n asked.
"Your friends sent you another box."
"What? really!?" Y/n asked with a smile getting up and disturbing the game: thank God was Billy's thought.
You could care about the game now and grabbed the box from its position by the door thanking Frank before going back into the room using her foot to close the door.
Since Billy knows about your past and the whole Punisher's daughter thing, you allow him to stay for the weird shit that's being sent to you
This one's weirder than the last one, and in the Letters, Matt even apologizes for the weird shit that's gonna be in the box
There are some photos, and you show Billy who's who: But don't reveal any identities, he sees that you're happy talking about them
"Family dinner must be fun." Billy joked.
Y/n laughed, "Yeah, Sunday dinner is really fun."
A small smile painted his face, messing with a small stone sent to her by Thor, it was from Asgard apparently and highly valuable.
"Just like this week's Sunday dinner." Billy teased, "I can see it now, City bird becomes Harrington."
Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed, "Oh please. Not gonna be a Harrington if I'm blowing this joint with a Hargrove after graduation now am I?"
He let out a chuckle, setting the stone back in its velvet bag.
"Throw a punch at Harrington for me?" Billy asked Y/n smiling.
"Just for you."
"Yeah?" Billy asked with a smile, his teeth grazing his bottom lip just the slightest.
"yeah."
And that was his cue to leave, he say his goodbye to you before leaving
Turns out he has to go to that stupid dinner too, so he could punch Harrington himself
and when he tells you, you laugh in his face, and now you're running from him
Apparently, Mr.Harrington had become friends with one of his security guards during the night shifts, and Frank was always doing Extra hours during night construction on a new building for the company
That's how this happened
You told Steve about it: wow small town
Like literally small town- It's Hawkins what did you expect
And Nancy was talking to you about it during a class you shared, Apparently, her dad was high up and worked under Mr.Harrington too, she was complaining about going to you
but then figured out your going
And says she has to take you shopping: she just has to, because she doesn't have something to wear and wanted to get to know you better now that "Steve wasn't dragging her everywhere."
She says she'll pick you up Saturday, but if you have to go you say you'll just have your dad drop you off downtown and she agrees
You are not excited to go shopping you know you're gonna be dragged into some girly store.
You ask Frank about it at Dinner and he almost laughs: you're asking him to drop you off to go DRESS shopping, not just shopping, DRESS shopping
"Oh you're serious," Frank spoke.
"Yeah..." Y/n spoke, "unfortunately"
because that's what you want he takes you
When the weekly calls come in even Kate's laughing at you, but you're being serious: "What? What happened to pants gang?" was her response
She was right: you can't break the pants pact "Wear red," matt called from the background.
"Wear purple," Kate called.
"Purples gross."
"Oh sure, because you can totally tell Matt."
You miss the old bickering with the group
but soon the call ends because peter's gotta go save the city
you miss getting those calls to go and help
but you can't let it get you down,
So when Saturday comes along and you're dragging yourself to downtown, nancy is already waiting for you on a street corner
She practically drags you through every store, and it's not like it's slow either, she goes through each one thoroughly with you
"Okay, so what are you going to wear?" Nancy asked, "Dress? Or skirt? Maybe something with a belt around the waist? I bet Pinestrip plaid would look great on you!"
"Can I be honest?" Y/n asked Nancy nodding.
"I was just gonna wear jeans and a shirt."
"oh."
"yeah..." "Steve's uh...Mother is pretty-"
"I mean I can get a dress. I don't-"
"No! No! you should be comfortable, maybe we can go look at the business casual pants? You can still get pinstripe plaid if you want!"
"Yeah, that sounds good."
So maybe Nancy Wheeler wasn't as big of an ass as you had first thought
Though through the whole day you were downtown you had picked out just a pair of fitted pants that were black and flared at the bottom slightly, and a sleeveless turtle neck from the thrift store, Nancy still was having trouble finding the perfect shoes
"I just bought loafers from the thrift store. See there pretty good shape." Y/n defended.
"I can't wear loafers!"
"Okay. Let's calm down." Y/n spoke, "What color are you looking for."
Somehow you manage to calm Nancy down and find some damn heels for her.
She drives you home after getting some ice cream for on the way home.
"So you and Hargrove?" Nancy asked.
"Me and Billy? What about it?" Y/n questioned, as Nancy looked over at her.
"Come on," Nancy spoke.
"What?" Y/n asked again.
"Nothing, never mind." Nancy spoke, "You're both just close then?"
Y/n nodded, "Must be a city kid thing." "Yeah..."
Nancy wasn't convinced, but you were
She dropped you off and waved goodbye as she watched you go inside before pulling off.
"What you buy a whole damn store and work in it?" Frank ask, he was making dinner as she walked in.
"I bought three things."
"After," He looked at the clock, "What? seven hours?"
"Nancy couldn't find heels," Y/n responded.
"Now were the heels for you? or her?" Frank poked at her.
"I stuck to the guns, and got pants, even bought a pair of loafers."
Frank chuckled eating a slice of the vegetable he was cutting.
"Thatta girl," He praised and went back to cooking.
Y/n smiled and went to put her stuff down.
She'd help with Dinner after washing her hands, and then they'd eat together, bs-ing about the week
The main topic was tomorrow's dinner, they laughed at each other: neither were "people" people, they had their close-knit group and that'd be all, but they knew that: and it was yet another thing they had in common
Somewhere during dinner, a deck of Uno cards found its way between them during dinner, they played late into the night there half eaten food getting cold as + four cards continued to be stacked until 16 cards were drawn on Y/n's end.
That was straight of slaughter.
You went to bed after Frank's glorious win
You thought you'd be able to sleep in on a Sunday, but someone was knocking on your window at the crack of dawn.
"Nanc?" Y/n asked, "What the hell are you doin' here?"
"Help me in." She spoke Y/n sighing and taking Nancy's bag from her tossing it on the bed, then pulling Nancy herself inside the room.
"I was thinking I could help you get-"
It was too late, Y/n had already laid herself back in bed, "Gimmie another three hours."
"What? No- also your room looks just like my brothers. A mess."
Y/n shrugged, "that's fine by me."
"Come get up I wanna help you get ready!"
Y/n sighed as she sat up, "Go at it, Nancy-"
"Well, I'm not giving you a shower! come on get up!"
So Nancy drags you to get up and into the shower, she also tells you to wash your hair so she can help you do that too
"What's that."
"Makeup."
"What?"
"Don't worry, I'm not putting glitter on your face," Nancy spoke, "or pink."
"Oh."
She sticks true to her word and keeps it simple, some chapstick: which you thought was lipstick, and some black eyeshadow blended out
She had you get dressed afterward, you but you look "too plain" in her words, you're sleeveless turtle necks black and so are your pants, your loafers black as well.
"You look like you're going to a funeral." Nancy spoke, "Do you have a leather jacket? Or maybe a different colored turtle neck?"
"I have a dark purple turtle neck,"
"Yeah put that on!"
Y/n did as told, careful to watch her face as she changed it out for a purple long sleeve turtle neck.
"That's better." Nancy spoke, and went into her bag, "i brought this from home, it's originally a belt but I think it'd work as a chain too."
Nancy clipped both sides to the belt loops, leaving one loop in between.
"There!" she smiled, showing Y/n her tiny pocket Mirror, "All ready for dinner! Do you mind if I do my make-up here? I'd love to-"
"Y/n?" Frank knocked on the door
"Go," Y/n whispered. "One-minute dad!"
"What?"
"Go out the window." Y/n demanded, "Hurry."
Nancy quickly slid her bag under the bed and Y/n helped her out the window and closed it.
Y/n hurried to the door, opening it, "yeah?"
"You're up?" he spoke, but was more of questioning it, Y/n could easily sleep in till 2pm if she desired.
"Yeah," Y/n responded.
Y/n reached his hand out and she closed her eye as he wiped beside her eyelid.
"Is that makeup?" He asked looking at the black smudge on his finger.
"Yeah. is that okay?" Y/n questioned.
"yeah, yeah," Frank spoke, wiping his hand on his black pants, "You look..."
Y/n raised an eyebrow, "Bad I presume?"
"No. No," he spoke, unable to find the right word.
A smile fell onto Y/n's lips: "if it's leaving you this speechless, I can proudly say I had a good dad to raise me."
He laughed kissing her forehead, "Don't take another three hours."
"Copy that."
Y/n closed her door with a smile, and walked back to the window to see Nancy waiting, "Did you park out on the street?"
"Yeah. I can't drive on that road," she spoke.
"You can come back in."
Nancy and you spend the next hours talking as she does her makeup and she puts a product in your hair as well as her own.
And she then climbed back out your window to go get dressed at her house, just in time too because Frank knocks
"You're cuttin' it, close kid. we gotta go"
"Me? I'm waiting for you old man."
He can only laugh, "yeah well we're gonna make it just on time if you'd walk a little faster."
""Oh? I'm too slow for the old man?"
You both left, and Frank had you carry a pie he made, since when did he bake?
"You never make me a pie." Y/n protested.
"You never ask." He spoke up.
"Since when did you learn how to bake."
"I'm Italian, It's a natural skill," Frank spoke with a laugh.
"You're Italian?" Y/n asked.
"Do you ever listen to anything I ever tell you, kid?"
Y/n shrugged, "I just always thought you were 100 percent dumb ass."
He looked over at her giving her a "really?" look as she laughed, he chuckling along with her shaking his head at her, "Watch it in front of these guys."
"You got it."
Dinner would be easy: you just wouldn't talk: this would be easy
You guys got there, and Mrs.Harrington opened the door, welcoming them both in.
"And you must be Mr.Castilgone?"
"Frank is fine Ma'm."
This was gonna be annoying in full honesty, she didn't even acknowledge you besides an up and down glance and a face of what looked like disgust.
the house was uh, "modern" basic with no charm, and no warmth.
"Steve come down we have guests come and greet them!"
Steve was quick to fly down the stairs, stopping mid-way, spotting y/n at the bottom of the steps.
"hey Harrington..." Y/n smiled waving to him shortly.
"My son has a name-" This was already going bad.
"Mom it's fine." Steve stopped her, walking himself down the rest of the steps, "Hey. You...Uh. You look great!"
"Thanks." Y/n smiled, "Not too bad yourself."
He smiled, "Uh, Harrington- Steve, Steve this is my dad, Frank. Dad, Steve."
Steve thought you were scary at first glance, but Frank? Damn. DAMN, he was terrified to just shake his hand; yet did it anyways, he saw where you got your strength from
Luckily Mr.Harrington breaks up the awkwardness happy to see Frank and to finally meet you: he surprisingly was a sweet man who would have preferred you dress "traditionally", but that wasn't his comment to make, and kept it to himself
You were taken into a living room while Mrs. Harrington went back to making food in the kitchen
Do you think it was a bit of a shock you didn't go to the kitchen with Mrs. Harrington? No. Did Mrs. and Mr. Harrington? Yes: Mr.Harrington kept his opinion to himself, but Mrs.Harrington seemed to be angrier than an old man catching kids stealing from his lemon tree, Y/n could feel the anger: and cursed Matt for training in improving her senses
"I. Uh. Got some new music from..the uh. store." Steve spoke nervously, trying to make small talk with her as they sat on the couch alone, Frank and his dad talking about work as Steve's dad poured them two whiskies.
"Nice," Y/n spoke looking around, so...bland...
"You look really pretty." Steve spilled out, his palms sweaty.
Y/n nodded, "Thanks. Wish I could say you look good, but you've cleaned up better for school."
"Ouch." He laughed, Y/n laughing with him, "Maybe I take that compliment back."
Y/n smiled, "You're very much welcome too."
Steve laughed, his fingers running over his palm as he looked at his hand, "I don't think I can, it'd be-"
The doorbell rang and Steve mentally gut punched himself, his mom answering it as the hall was filled with happy hellos.
In came, the one the only Hargrove-Mayfield family.
Both Steve and Y/n stood up. Steve found it odd the way Billy eyed at Y/n, also in a "watch it" tone as Y/n went for the juggler. Billy's Father, Neil Hargrove.
"Hi, Mr.Hargove!" Y/n smiled his hand extending as Y/n grasped it: it was a firm handshake, but Y/n squeezed, hard. "I'm Y/n, Y/n Castilgone, Frank's daughter, I know Billy from school, he's really sweet, drives me home all the time."
"My Billy? No." Neil laughed.
Y/n gave a puzzling look, "oh but yes Mr.Hargrove, he always makes sure I'm very safe, it's dangerous out there for a lady like me. Isn't it?"
She was buttering Billy up, "In New York, I am always worried about the danger, he keeps me very safe. You'd always have to watch your six everywhere you go."
Steve was confused, she was talking...weird focusing on her pronunciation of certain words (guys, find the secret threat within the dialogue lines to Mr.Hargrove and I'll give you a cupcake or something.).
"Nice to know he's finally got some sense in that head of his," Neil spoke with a smile, Y/n releasing his now red hand.
With the end of that Y/n met the rest of the Family Susan was sweet. And Max seems to like you
After all you were breaking conformity as she too had been forced to wear a stupid dress
Billy stood between you and Steve and leaned over to speak to you, he seemed mad, but when you leaned back to whisper in his ears his shoulders seemed to fall a bit like you had helped him relax
Steve feeling left out was glad the Wheelers showed up when they did.
You know like the sandlot where the kids have a crush on an older teen? Thats Mike seeing you
Mrs.Wheeler? Rather die than smile at you, Mr.Wheeler atleast said Hi
And Holly, Mike nor Nancy was allowed no where near you
Which...is odd.
Oh but of course. OF COURSE Mrs.Wheeler Oogles Billy and AND you're fathed
Two men you have that she cant have haha
In your face bitch
You're the only girl standing there in the group of men all the others had gone to the kitchen to help
Soon though dinner's done. And everyone sits down.
Mrs.Wheeler litterally stole the seat next to your dad.
So you were on the other side of the table, Across from Mrs.Wheeler between Steve and Billy at the end.
With Holly staring at you intensely. Werid.
"Ms.Castiglione." Mrs.Harrington spoke up from down the table, "You will say grace for us? You've been so quiet."
Grace? Uh okay. Okay what would Matt do?
"Um. Sure."
Y/n glanced between Steve and Billy they had no idea how to help her, everyone grabbing hands and looking down.
"What do I do!?" Y/n mouthed to Frank silently, he was just as loss, he knew Mr.Hargove knew Frank didn't exactly raise the you with religion set in place.
Plus it was gross seeing Mrs.Wheeler seem so turned on by Frank's hand simple holding hers. EW
"Uh...Hi God...jesus...who ever's up there. Just wanna say thank you for the good food and all. Wish you were here? Bet you enjoy it....Oh and P.S. I have a friend named Matt in New York. Tell him I said Hi. Keep not only New York safe, but Hawkins too. Thanks."
Mrs.Harrington was LIVID and you could feel Neil glaring daggers at you, but before she said anything Mr.Harrington spoke up with a loud Amen, the others following behind him.
"Was that alright?" Y/n whispered to the two boys.
"You want the truth?" Steve asked under his breath.
"Well yeah."
"Absolute shit." Billy laid out quietly, "You're rep with the adults. Fucked."
"I can fix it." Y/n defended quietly.
"Good luck." Steve spoke.
Luckily Mike and Max were the ones able to fish you out of your akward hole.
"So you're from New York?" Mike asked.
"Micheal." His mother scolded
Y/n nodded, "Born and raised."
Mike didn't listen: "Do you know any superheros?"
"Superheros? Mhm a few." Y/n spoke.
"Wait. Seriously?" Max spoke up, "Who?"
"Who's your favorite?"
"Black Widow!"
"Black Widow?" Mike Argued, "Thor's a god. He's the best."
"She didn't ask for the best, she asked for our favorite."
Y/n smiled, "I know both of them."
"Really?" The two kids asked happily.
"Did you fight with them? Are you a side kick?" Mike asked.
"Micheal. Be quiet." Mrs.Wheeler scolded, Mike growing quiet.
Y/n looked at Max, "Natasha and I know each other well."
"Are you a widow too?'
Y/n shook her head, "No. Im not. But. I will say she stays in contact with me."
"What about Thor?" Max asked, she knew Mike wanted to hear it, Y/n leaned in closer and so did Max.
"I helped him in a grocery store. Don't tell him. It brusies his pride. Unlike thor though, Deadpool? You know him?"
The two nodded, "He'll go out straight stand on a table if he has to and scream it. He's very theratical."
She laughed and Mike tried to contain his laughter.
"And is this why you don't know how to say Grace?" Mrs.Harrington spoke up.
"Mom." Steve scolded.
"Yes Ma'm. It's hard to study such Hero's without a fully opened Mind. Most come from very harsh backgrounds. Its a completely clean slate that you have to study them from." Y/n smiled.
Okay. That seemed to settle waters with Neil but not with either of the mothers,
Dinner was alright: Mrs.Harrington wasnt a great cook it was so bland considering the food you've tasted from New York.
Dinner kinda goes smoothly from there, talking amongst themselves and Frank kept looking at you like he felt bad but you would only roll your eyes drinking from your glass ,and spin your hidden finger signally insanity
The first time you did it he almost spits up his drink in laughter but managed to contain it.
"Mommy," Holly spoke up, she had still been staring at Y/n this whole time.
"Yes Holly?"
"That's the pretty girl from the store. Remember."
You froze, almost two months ago, two months since they've been in Hawkins, Holly had remembered you...if she had said that....that means it was Mrs.Wheeler who had called you basically ugly.
It's just one after another that punches keep being thrown
"If I may." Y/n spoke up, "Mrs. Harrington."
Mrs. Harrington looked up from her food, "what?"
"I'd be so appreciative if I could use your bathroom." Y/n responded, "Please Ma'm."
"Upstairs down the hall on your right."
And you leave.
Franks just about had it with this shit. He tried, You both tried. Very hard to seem like...perfect little people
But you're just not. You're not and It weighs on both of you
But there borderline bullying you now with their side glances of disappointment and scoffs as you talk about something you're so genuinely interested in
But in a way your different he's so use to it- So used to taking the shit, and he's always taught you You don't put up with it.
Before he gets to the punch Steve gets it out of all people hearing an under-the-breath comment about you being a dyke
"Alright. I'm done." Steve spoke up, pushing his plate forward.
"Steve have some Manners." His mom ordered.
"You know what? How. How am I going to have manners when you clearly don't have any?" Steve argued, "You've done nothing. Nothing but attack. You know that?"
"What are you talking about-"
"Mom! Be serious!" Steve argued, "Y/n's done nothing to hurt you. She's been nice and sweet this entire time! She brought a damn pie!"
"Watch your mouth when talking to your mother Steve." His father demanded.
"No swearing fine!" Steve agreed, just to go back at his mother: "What did she do?"
"Steve I-"
"What did she do?" Steve asked again.
"She didn't do anything."
"So what I'm getting at is that. Because she wears what she's comfortable in. She's a dyke?" Steve argued, "It's okay to call her dyke because she's being herself."
"It is not my fault that, that girl needs a lobotomy-"
"Alright." Frank spoke standing up grabbing his Jacket.
"Frank!" Mr.Harrington called, "Let's sit down. Let's all calm down."
"You want me to calm down?" Frank asked, "I've put up with this bullshit all through this dinner, now I've taken bigger shits than this in the damn war. I've taught my little girl no one talks to her this way, not behind her back not to her face. And that makes me a pretty bad father for making her sit through this shit. Doesn't it?"
"Frank-"
"Now if I hear you little wife talkin' about my girl again. I don't care if it's in praise or in a slur. If my little girl's name ever comes out of your wife's mouth, it bein' a rumor she talked or not. I will be putting your wife in the hospital." Frank threatened, "Do you understand?"
"Frank I understand you're angry-"
"I said DO YOU UNDERSTAND!" Frank shouted, classic army shouting, ordering you inline, it caused the whole table to straighten their posture in fear.
"Yes sir." Mr.Harrington spoke quietly.
Frank nodded, looking back and seeing Steve looking at him, "You got a good kid Harrington." Frank complimented before walking out of the dining room.
Y/n was coming down the steps, "We're leaving."
Y/n only nodded and followed Frank out the door. It slammed behind them on the way out causing them all to flinch.
"God..." Steve spoke under his breath, "God fucking damn it!"
He hit the table pushing himself out of his seat leaving the dinning room.
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stormypasta88 · 10 months
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random mike wheeler headcanons lol
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- grass allergy. like the most severe allergic reaction you’ll ever see. that one trip to make the cerebro in season 3 had him on his knees coughing his lungs out
- ^ on a similar note, boy has an immune system made of glass. a simple cold has him down for a week
- he likes grape flavored medicine
- tongue of steel, can devour spicy food like it’s nothing
- when his parents told him and nancy that they were getting a little sister, mike cried so hard that he threw up and then ran away
- he was found within 20 minutes because he was like 8 and couldn’t go too far
- when holly was about 2, mike put a postal stamp on her forehead and stood outside with her waiting for the mailman to come get her
- the mailman was very confused when this 9/10 year old boy wordlessly handed him a toddler(?) and walked away
- the mailman rang the doorbell and explained what happened to a very confused karen wheeler
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- apple juice lover
- karen literally can’t buy just one carton of apple juice from the grocer because mike’ll drink all of it within an hour
- extremely heavy sleeper
- there was a time where mike literally slept through a fire and had to be carried out of the building before he woke up.
- out of the wheeler kids, he was actually the most pleasant toddler throughout the terrible twos to many people’s surprise
- hates getting his haircut. 
- specifically he hates the feeling of when his hair falls on his shoulders
- egg hater. you can not pay this boy any amount of money to eat eggs, no matter how you prepare it
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