#hi kiwi

[galacticus-underscore]

You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry

#goro akechi #persona 5 #p5r #yeah those are lyrics to creep #blame my irl #hi kiwi #dan art :d #crow persona 5

[keepscrollinghun]

#hi kiwi #good to see yo back on the pitch #ARSSHE #jakub kiwior #🔴⚪

[oneshortlove]

Holds you gently

I'm bouncing off the walls

#HI KIWI

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[strawberry-sylveons]

HI TERRY. FOR U. ^v^

OMGH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#YAAAAAAY ^w^ #HI KIWI #technovillian #ask

[trans-xianxian]

hashtag girl moments

#HI KIWI #ask #image #mewts

[stariiberry]

my daughter crump who has every disease

#kingdom hearts #kh #fanart #my art #hi guys i missed kh again #i rlly like kairi #i call her kiwi #doodle #kairi #kairi kh

[spacedace]

Bruce is grateful for the fact that Damian has made friends, he is.

He's happy that his son has met children his own age at school and befriended them. That he is growing from that prickly, unhappy, scarred child he'd first been when he'd come to live with Bruce. That his friends are even normal kids - baring Jon, who is still normal enough despite being the son of Superman and occasionally a super hero himself - with no links to anything strange or dangerous or illegal.

"Oh, sup B."

He just wished that his son's friends were also just a little less...feral.

"Hello Elle."

Elle Nightingale gave him a little wave with the lemon she was holding - or as best as she could considering the space she was working with - and smiled cheekily at him. Bruce felt a headache budding behind his eyes.

"I thought Alfred banned you from the kitchen?" She shifted a bit, nudging a bottle of milk - farm fresh, courtesy of the Kents, passed along via Jon as thanks for looking after him for the weekend. Bruce wished he'd had the foresight to expect that Jonathan Kent staying over for the weekend would mean that Elle, her cousin Billy and their friend BL - the children refused to say the girl’s real name, likely to spite Damian, and thr initials had been a compromise to calling her Box Lunch - would take it as them being permitted to stay over for so long as well. Damian had just given Bruce a an unimpressed look when he'd expressed his surprise at the sudden influx of twelve year olds in his home. As if Bruce was disappointing him at being so foolish as to think his entire pack of hellhounds wouldn't be invading enmass.

"Just getting a snack." He assured her, not wanting her to being the wrath of Alfred down upon his head. The hellions liked doing that, for some reason. "I don't suppose you could tell me what exactly you're doing in my fridge." Bruce tried, looking at the girl curled up in what should have been a deeply uncomfortable position between a few shelves of the large appliance.

Elle grinned. Her canines looked a little too sharp in the odd light of the fridge. Bruce really had to stop thinking of his sons friends as demonic hellions, he was starting to impose impossible features on them when he was sleep deprived.

"We're playing hide and seek." She made direct, unblinking eye contact with him as she brought the whole lemon to her mouth and took a bite out of it like it was an apple. "It’s Day's turn to seek." She added, lemon juice dripping down her chin as she swallowed her bite, rind and all.

Well at least she was getting enough vitimin C.

"Right." He nodded, deciding that it wasn't cowardice that led him not wanting to get involved. No, it was just...good parenting. Letting the kids be kids. It was a sleepover, and Damian was actually playing a game! That was something to be encouraged! Bruce wasn't fleeing from this particular group of children's brand of chaos at all. "...could you hand me one of the fruit cups Alfred made earlier?"

Elle obliged on the condition Bruce didn't tell Damian about her hiding spot and returned to happily eating her...whole lemon...as he shut the fridge door on her.

As he returned to his office he glanced out one of the manor's large windows long enough to see Billy stick his head out from the top of the twelve foot tall topiaries out on the front lawn, checking to see if Damian was about. Bruce shook his head, kids and their ability to climb impossible structures never ceased to amaze him. Billy should be careful not to keep trying to peak for Damian though, he was going to end up getting found that way.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #danny phantom #danielle fenton #danielle phantom #dani phantom #dani fenton #damian wayne #billy batson #jon kent #lunch box #bruce wayne #bruce truly has no idea what normal children ate like #he's only raised hellions #it doesn’t occure to him that any of this might be weird or slightly impossible for normal children #Elle - half phased through the fridge shelves: you want the melon or kiwi one? #Bruce - just happy his son has friends: kiwi please #Lunch Box always gets caught first because she always hides in the lunch boxes #Bruce just thinks she has a apecial interest in contortionism #Bruce thinks he just plays a Himbo on tv but no #the himbo was in him all along #fanfic writing prompts #IT'S BOX LUNCH NOT LUNCH BOX HOW COULD I FORGET 😭 #box lunch

[nemkero]

THE HUMANOID TYPHOON!!!

#how have i never made a proper drawing of vash yet #oopsie #hi guys kiwi back with yet another hyperfixation #WATCH TRISTAMP!! READ TRIMAX!!!!! #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #vash fanart #vash the stampede #tristamp vash #my babygirl #i love you #dont think im ready for tristamp s2 #send!! help!!!!@!

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne at WE meetings except every 5 minutes a random Batkid crashes the meeting just to pester Bruce with the most unnecessary stuff.

Bruce, in front of multiple top tier investors: So you'll see the uptick in our city's-

[Dick barging in and dramatically throwing himself over one of the chairs]: OK, so turns out that hoodie you said that I lost 5 years ago was actually stolen by JASON. What do you have to say for yourself?

Bruce, clearly annoyed: Dick, why-

Dick: YOU SAID I WAS THE ONE WHO LOST IT WHEN I KNEW IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME! SO NOW I KNOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE TO THE PILFERING OF MY BELOVED HOODIE.

Bruce:

Dick: I EXPECT APOLOGIES IN THE FORM OF FOOD BOUQUETS!

----

Bruce: And I feel that this new floor plan for the Gotham Child hospital wing would greatly-

Tim walking through the doors, sitting down and immediately chugging all of Bruce's coffee in one go: The kitchen is on fire.

Bruce: What?? How on EARTH did you-

Tim completely deadpan: Dick came over to raid the kitchen for food, but we were running low on groceries so Alfred went out to get more, then Jason came over and decided to cook with the remaining stuff we had left and Dick saw him and tried to take a bite out of his food and Jason got mad and told him if he wanted a share then he would have to contribute to the making of the meal, but he ended it off by saying Dick can't even boil an egg if his life depended on it, and Dick took it as a challenge, grabbed the first thing in the fridge he could find, said, "fucking watch me" then proceeded to burn down the entire stove because he overheated the oil.

Bruce, incredulous: You don't even need oil to cook an egg!

Tim: It wasn't even an egg. He grabbed a kiwi.

Bruce:

----

Bruce, making sure all the doors are locked this time: So continuing with our discussion on the investments towards Arkham's security system-

[Cue Damian crawling through the window, wordlessly dumping a box of baby squirrels on the floor before silently leaving through the same way.]

Bruce, frantically trying to follow Damian by crawling out the window, only to remember he's being watched by a group of business partners and investors: Damian yOU GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN I WILL NOT BE TAKING CARE OF YOUR STRAY ANIMALS SO HELP ME GOD-

----

Jason strolling into the room after lock picking the door: Hey-

Bruce, no energy left, done with everything and just wants a nap: What do you want.

[Jason, without breaking eye contact, places a black, charred, spherical object on the table]

Bruce: What.

Jason: It's the kiwi :)

Bruce:

Jason: The one Dick used to almost burn down the Manor

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: For good luck :)

Bruce: Get out.

----

[30 mins later]

Multiple high end business CEOs:

Bruce:

Random CEO: Um. Why the fuck is there a crime lord in our conference room??

Jason again, but in full Red Hood gear: Yo

Bruce, sighing: Just ignore him.

CEO: ???

#bruce wayne #batfamily #batkids #dc comics #batman #batfam #batdad #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #incorrect dc quotes #crack #this all happens in the span of one meeting btw #oh and also the kiwi becomes a family heirloom :) #they encase it in resin and keep on bruce's desk in his study #bruce fucking hates it #yall this is by far the dumbest fucking post ive ever made #this was gonna be short and fluffy but as soon as i wrote tim's part my brain brought forth the most confusing plot #alfred comes back home after a20min shopping errand only to find half the kitchen on fire because dick didnt fcking know how to boil an egg #jason: in all honesty i shouldve seen this coming #dick staring at the aftermath of his egg cooking fiasco: from the bottom of my heart...my bad #jason only come to visit again because he wanted to pet the baby squirrels #bruce is in shambles after this and builds a completely new meeting room with no windows and a fortified lock on the door #it doesn't work at all. #fanatical posting

[kiwinatorwaffles]

Have you ever drawn Worm Man with that one tuxedo mask thing or seen it I have a memory of seeing it and it maybe being you but there's like a 65% chance it's a false memory and since I can't find it I don't know lol

nope but i made it real just now

#fully subscribing to the theory that dr tanango is just tango in a shitty costume #hermitcraft #moonlight smp #wormman #dr tangno #is that even how you spell his name #tango tek #OK SO ITS TANGNO. THANKS LIN #kiwi’s scribbles #birdhouse inquiries #lindentree tag

[sillysadduck]

Im just a big fan of the fact that the fandom interpretation with the og series used to be that red and duck were functional adults that would parent yellow in a responsible way

And now theyre just two very NOT functional adults that will probably forget they're taking care of yellow and 100% suck ass at being parents but they both like to be called dad and THINK they're good father figures... they enjoy the parent title, theyre just not ready for the responsibility that comes with it

their relationship isn't functional and their babysitting/parenting isn't either but they're TRYING okay

No one in that house is okay but they love each other... in a weird way

#HEADCANON before anyone starts pissing themselves and angry crying over me posting this #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #yellow guy #red guy #duck dhmis #dhmis headcanons #fluffybird #fluffybird dhmis #kiwi pushing his fluffybird agenda chapter 284747 #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck

[iwanttobepersephone]

I want more content of Halt and Will having disagreements like any teenager with their parent would and I especially want content of Gilan surprise visting them on a day that happens to be particularly bad

#funny #rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #halt o'carrick #will treaty #gilan davidson #rambles #this is inspired by mom and brother fighting over his chores while I sit in the dining room happily eating a kiwi #halt o'dad

[kiwi]

enough. peace love and clown bart on planet earth

#clowns #the simpsons #kiwi arts #kiwi byrd #doodles #bart simpson #when i saw his lil clown outfit in the goodbye middle class episode... i knew . they did that for Me

[kiwipineappleparasol]

Oh Yeah I scribbled this Last night for the TeamDarkFest poll thing @fernsnailz is hosting … Alot on the Mind today but I have to Submit some Propaganda for this guy I mean Come On . There’s no Team Dark without Him . Do you want that Random Eggpawn from Sonic Free Riders back ??? I Don't Think So! Below are a Curation of Amusing Images of him from the Archie Comics to Add to my Argument :

(I'm sure there is Plenty of Debates about Whether the Reboot Archie Comics are Good or Not but In My Opinion, they are Quite Enjoyable and I do think they have one of the Best versions of Team Dark)

#sth #e 123 omega #teamdarkfest #the kiwi scribbling zone #The “DIBS” image is so funny to me . Makes me think Omega would call Shotgun literally with one of his guns #I would have Properly Drawn him but I don't think I would be able to Finish in time Unfortunately #My Dream is that Omega and Rouge tie for first and Shadow LOSES . Shadow Fall more like Shadow FAIL. #I like Shadow just fine but bullying him is Funny. But he does Not deserve to win after he's been Mandated to be Friendless 🙄 or whatever #(Joking Statement) #Also it’s So Cursed that Omega is shorter than Vector . Who Did This

[thebnha-auhoard]

Taking a stab at the "The Fourth through Ninth One For All Users are All For One's kids" thing and decided immediately go into angst.

One For All being passed down from kid to kid was purely coincidental. Really it started with Bruce just accidentally picking up Shinomori shortly after Yoichi and Kudou died and then things just kept happening and happening and before you know it we have Izuku, who is AFO's sixth kid to have One For All.

All For One is very pleased with One For All is still within the family, less pleased that his children are all rebelling against him because of it. He always hopes that maybe one child would finally return the Quirk to him but none have.

This of course means that he has to put Shinomori, Banjou, En, and Nana in Vaults.

Those four are in Vaults and they all were given the Longevity Quirk so that All For One will never have his children die on his watch, even as they went and betrayed him. Isn't he a good dad because of that? Ignore all the other parenting decisions that he made while the four vaulted users were growing up and how Yagi and Midoriya essentially had an absent dad.

Don't worry they're eventually found by the League and interact with Heroes. It's just going to take a while to get used to the fact that you are no longer alone with your thoughts anymore and your Bio Dad is in jail and you are now talking to all your half-siblings who were all One For All Users. No big deal.

Don't go and think about the dread too much and don't go and think about the mixed feelings you have for your Bio Dad and your terrible coping mechanisms regarding his shitty parenting! Let's instead go and think about how shitty of a dad All For One is.

Especially in Yagi and Midoriya's case. They get to be salty about their absent dad and drag on him forever.

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #my hero academia au #boku no hero academia au #dad's the devil and his kids are angels au #shinomori hikage #banjou daigorou #sixth ofa user #shimura nana #yagi toshinori #midoriya izuku #all for one #mod kiwi #once again we have All For One's A+ Parenting #in this au we get 6 parenting styles that All For One uses and all of them are terrible in some capacity!