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Harry : I have feelings for you
Ginny : I have feelings for you too
Harry : So what are we?
Ginny: ✨feelers✨
Hermione : ....I hate you both so much
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sunnyyyyyyyynnus · 2 years
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George: I can't believe you guys broke the bed
Fred: *smirking* Yeah, must've been a crazy night
Harry: *laughing nervously" Yeeaahhh, about that...
*last night*
Harry: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Ginny: Oh you're on
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theonlyrealthing · 2 years
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ginny: THAT FILTHY, CHEATING—
gwenog: calm down, ginny!
ginny: HE LITERALLY CLUBBED A BLUDGER RIGHT AT MY HEAD AS I’M AIMING
gwenog: yeah still, you can’t just go and hex an opposing team member
harry: gin! don’t do it-
ginny, instantly softening: well, if harry says don’t, then i guess—
harry: - without me! let’s go teach him a lesson, eh?
ginny: LET’S FUCKING GO!
gwenog: wait what—
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karmaspidr · 2 years
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All salute to Ginny Weasly, who married her celebrity crush.
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randomguyonline71 · 1 year
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Ginny: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Harry: This is a lie. Harry: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Harry: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Harry: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Ginny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Harry: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Ginny: Is it working?
Ginny: I like your new pants! Harry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Ginny: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Harry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Ginny: Thats’s… not what I meant. Harry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ginny.
Harry : *seductively takes off glasses* Harry: Wow... Ginny: *blushes* Haha... what? Harry: You're really fucking blurry.
Anakin: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Padmé: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Anakin : I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Padmé: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Anakin , getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Padmé: Look, last night was a mistake. Anakin : A sexy mistake. Padmé: No, just a regular mistake.
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Ginny: you often use humor to deflect your trauma
Harry: thank you
Ginny that wasn’t a complement
Harry: what im hearing is that you think im funny
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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months
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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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50044w44s · 4 months
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Ginny: [grinning flirtily] We would make such a hot couple.
Harry: Gin we're married.
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blackbirdi · 2 months
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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #2
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Harry: So how’d you guys manage to crash the car last night?
Hermione: Ron wasn’t paying attention to the road, and there was a deer. So I shouted, “RON, DEER!”
Ron:
Hermione: Go on. Tell him what you said.
Ron: … “Yes, honey?”
*Cue Harry dying*
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George: *Whispering so they don’t get caught out of bed by Filch* What time is it?
Fred: *Screams loudly*
Snape: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?
Fred: There you go.
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Hermione: *Showing Mr. Weasley how to use muggle technology* There you go. Your laptop is all set up.
Mr. Weasley: Will it get heavier if I put more files in it?
Hermione: What?
Mr. Weasley: Like, if I download files will it weigh more?
Hermione:
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*The girls decorating the Christmas tree*
Hermione: Does anyone know where the angel is?
Ginny: *Pointing at Luna* Found it!
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Mrs. Weasley: When I said bring me something back from Hogwarts I meant something you bought at Hogsmeade.
The Twins: *Struggling to contain a Bludger* Well you didn’t specify that!
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Neville Longbottom: So how’d you know Harry was the one?
Ginny: *Dreamily* He looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at…
Neville: Awww.
Ginny: With fear in his eyes.
Neville:
Hermione: Awwwww.
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Ron: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a whole snack.
Hermione: Are you silence? Because you make me speechless.
Ginny: Who do you think is going to make this dirty first?
Harry: Turn this dirty? Neither of them, Gin, they’re too cute for one another.
Ron: Are you my pinky toe? Cause I’m gonna bang you against every piece of furniture I own.
Hermione:
Harry:
Ginny:
Harry: I take back my previous statement.
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*After watching Frosty the Snowman*
Ron: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, and die?
Harry: Isn’t that what we all do, really?
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Ron: You played me like a fiddle!
Fred: Oh no, Ronniekins. Fiddles are actually very difficult to play.
George: We played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Ron: *Walking into the living room to complain* Mum! There’s no more snacks in the kitchen!
Ginny: *From the kitchen* But I’m literally right here!
Ron: *Frustrated groan*
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The Twins: We can assure you, our place of business is extremely safe.
Ron: *Looking up at the ceiling* The smoke detector is a white bowl with a red M&M taped to it…
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Harry: Don't accidentally kill someone Ginny: I'm not an idiot, Harry, I know how to do it on purpose
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Ginny : An octopus is just a wet spider
Hermione : I hate you
Harry : No, no but it's accurate
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wierdshenanigans · 10 months
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Malfoy: Say, Weasley, you fancy anybody?
Ginny: Yeah, Harry
Malfoy: YO POTTER WEASLETTE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU
Second-year Harry: I know
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theonlyrealthing · 2 years
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ron: my god it’s pouring outside
hermione: oh well, i can use the time to finish reading professor flitwick’s new book!
ginny: want a fly, harry?
harry, already standing up: you bet!
ron: hey! i want in too!
ginny: oh hell no. this is our outdoor, in the rain date. enjoy your perfectly “dry” date inside, big bro!
*hinny left, roaring with laughter*
*ron spluttering*
*hermione causally flipping a page of flitwick’s new book*
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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years
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Ron: *sneaking back into his dorm late at night*
Harry, turning around in his chair: Where have you been?
Ron, sweating nervously: I- I was with Ginny
Ginny, turning around in another chair: Try again
Ron:
Ron: Wait… what the fuck are you doing here?
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highhincalifornia · 10 months
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Hinny five years into their marriage
Harry: Oh merlin.
Ginny: What?
Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...
Ginny: Yeah?
Harry: You don't sound surprised.
Ginny: Oh you're just realising this
Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?
Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys
Harry: Huh?
Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on
Harry: The what?
Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco
Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year
Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?
Harry: No?!
Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?
Harry: What do you mean?
Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows
Harry: They do?!
Ginny: Yeah...
Harry:
Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.
Harry:
Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so
Harry: Wow...
[idea credit: comet_fire on tiktok]
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liv45no · 2 months
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Harry: and quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime!
Harry: *dies at 17*
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