#house humor

[watermelon-converse]

He’s been around

#No regrets #let this go out into the world #Toh #the owl house #toh hooty #hooty toh #the owl house hooty #hooty the owl house #house humor #Hootsifer #dana terrace #posts melon is mildly proud of #do you love the color of #Do you love the color of the sky #Melon’s memes

[what-marsha-eats]

#arizona tea #funny photos #iced tea humor #house humor

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#plants #house plants #dinosaurs #dinosaur #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[catgirl-kaiju]

party rock is in the house tonight

#comedy #shitpost #humor #party rock #party rock anthem #house of leaves #myhouse.wad #doom modding

[rileyclaw]

she’s so lame

bonus. actually they both are

#i missed making funny human realm comics . i think i will keep doing it bc i have many funny concepts i need to explore . #the owl house #toh season 3 #willow park #amity blight #huntlow #it is implied . look at those polaroids. that's LOSER behavior willow park!!! #comic #toh #fanart #my art #human realm hijinks #gus porter #hunter toh #this is appealing to MY sense of humor specifically pls humor me yall #toh comic

[inkskinned]

it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.

yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.

right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.

the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.

these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.

it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.

we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.

secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)

whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.

they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")

and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."

i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.

one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.

i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.

#i can't believe i have to say this #the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.'' #''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)" #the fact that it's like all related is. wild. #like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family..... #it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS? #what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!! #and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s #and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu

[andi-o-geyser]

local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

#another brennan lee mulligan monologue to go down in the books folks #this one is short but holy shit does it pack a punch #this threat like god fucking damn brennan #sam is on a plane to aruba rn planning to start his new life so that these three won't come to his house at night and murder him #gimme a minute a may pull a muscle laughing #also siobhan's little push on sam too is like asdfsjkhksjd im fucking cackling #game changer #game changer spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #dropout #dropout tv #d20 #d20 cast #college humor #andis thought geyser

[bowofbalance]

#lisa cuddy i love you #i think i've forgotten how awesome you are #gen z humor from admin lady! #house md #lisa cuddy

[cat-cosplay]

"We're HarkonNyans. We don't need a reason to yowl."

#house harkonnen #Glossu Rabban #dune #dune part 2 #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #puns #cat jokes #funny #humor #harkonnen #costume #art #caturday

[shikisai-san]

Ah yes, my favourite Critical Role dynamic. Sad Wizard x Other Sad Wizard.

#critical role #Cr #C2 #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #Shadowgast #This is meant to be a humor post. If you use it to hate on a ship or a character I will come to your house and mismatch all your socks #beauregard lionett #yasha nydoorin #my art

[waywardsunlight]

I may make a sequel with three more genders if you convince me

#the owl house #TOH humor #Wayward Sunlight Art

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#housing #wolves #wolf #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[stileslittlebanshee]

Aemond Targaryen + Tumblr text posts

#had fun with this #aemond targaryen #house of the dragon #hotd #hotd spoilers #alicent hightower #ewan mitchell #hotd edit #hotd humor #hotd memes #my ramblings

[phoenix-arts7]

We've all done it.

#legend of zelda #house of heroes #hoh time #hoh #the legend of zelda #houseofheroesau #phoenix arts7 #zelda au #nintendo #zelda #link #writing humor #character #writer #writers on tumblr #writing memes

[hexside-dropout]

Out of context Watching and Dreaming spoilers

#humor may be my coping mechanism #but I am 100% crying over here #the owl house #toh #theowlhouse #toh season 3 #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming spoilers #toh no context #toh meme

[prettymuchteddy]

I love how people in GOT were hyping up the Targaryens when they had dragons over a century ago and now that we get to see them in HOTD, they're just:

Chaotic Gay

Sad Alcoholic

People pleaser

Mad Hater

Loves bugs

Unhinged boi

Bad posture

Mama's boy

Contemplating murder

Peaceful sunshine

Shady Granny

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotd meme #humor #rhaenyra targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #daemon targeryan #jace targaryen #luke targaryen #baela targaryen #rhaena targaryen #rhaenys targaryen #viserys targaryen