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yndrgrl · 10 months

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katsuki bakugo is the only man who can help bunnygirl! you during heat.

established relationship. normal! au. first time as a couple.

warnings: nsfw, lowkey angst ngl, fellatio, praise, slight degradation, creampie

if you're here for the nsfw part, i marked it >:)

a/n: dude, idk why my last fic has that "mature" label 😭 also is this a hypersexual comfort fic? yeah.

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"are you okay? you look hot?"

"your forehead is on fire!"

"you look red. drink some water."

you've been hearing that non-stop all day. of course, you know that everyone has good intentions, but it was so annoying.

no, you didn't feel fine, nor did you feel sick. it was a strange, embarrassing thing to admit. in a world full of truly remarkable quirks, you just had to get a basic one. your quirk was rabbit. you know mirko? yeah, well you two are in the same boat.

you have floppy bunny ears the same color as your hair, a puff ball of a bunny tail, & muscular legs. all so cutesy & alright to deal with. the behavioral traits were what got you though. increased hearing, jittery/easily scared, & most annoying of all, the heat that came with it.

though it wasn't unusual to have heat, it was definitely not something you mention in a passing conversation. heat made it hard to focus on anything except for breeding & sex. your senses are enhanced, making clothes feel itchy at all times. your train of thought always derailed to live making. that's why you were prescribed heat repressant.

no side affects & it worked like a charm.

however, this month you forgot to stock up on them, & you just so happened to run out. you would've just skipped school to get some, but it was midterms, which comes with tests & presentations that simply could not be made up. it was either fail your classes or bite the bullet.

"oi! what's your deal?" someone barked at you. ah yes, your boyfriend of six months, katsuki bakugo.

"nothing," you said with annoyance. another thing about your heat is that you get irritable because of the overwhelming feeling of needing to do a certain activity. "don't worry about it."

taken aback, katsuki reached out for you & spun you around. your eyes welled with tears of frustration & utter embarrassment, the tips of your ears were red, & every thread of your clothes made your skin crawl. "hey, what's going on?"

"i-it's nothing, just leave me alone. class is about to start." you understood how much katsuki prides himself in his academics. you're not gonna be the one to drag him down; that's not very amazing-cool-awesome girlfriend of you, after all.

he wanted to say that he didn't care & let's just ditch class, but you both knew you couldn't. the exams were too important. luckily for the both of you, the last period of the day was study hall. most kids just skip it, starting their free time early.

just a few classes, then i can go get medication, that's not bad at all, i've been through worse, you thought in attempts to calm yourself.

yeah, but imagine how could it would feel to be absolutely railed, oh fuck, imagine katsuki-

you had to cut yourself off, he was standing right beside you after all.

your relationship with katsuki has been slow, healthy, & true. the most you two have done in the span of six months is make out, grind, & grope each other clothed. both of you saw a future together so having sex didn't have to happen right then & there. if it happens, it happens, but there was no need to have it to connect.

you didn't want you first time with the love of your life to be because of your current circumstances.

"did i do something?" he asked, making your ears twitch.

"no, it's not you," you reassured, "there's nothing going on." you both entered the classroom, & you could feel katsuki's worried stare focused on you the entire time.

you took exam after exam, which, in of itself, is a long, stressful process. the bell rang throughout the school, & your classmates shuffled out of the room to go to their last period. finally, it was study hall. you threw everything into your backpack without a care. you were practically panting.

throughout the school day, the pressure building inside of you only gotten worse. you couldn't stop thinking about katsuki. his god-sent body, his perfect face, his rugged voice. god, he turned you on so much-- too much, actually.

you felt bad for ignoring all of his texts throughout the day. if you didn't, however, you had a feeling you would've sent some embarrassing messages.

as you exited your class, someone grasped your wrist, dragging you out of the school. their touch lit you on fire. you knew exactly who it was. "let me go, katsuki."

"no, not until you tell me what i did!" he growled at you. he doesn't even realize how wet i am for him-

you had to shut off your thoughts, but that's easier said than done.

"i told you already. you didn't do anything."

"well something is going on with you. tell me what's happening," he raised his voice, a vice grip still hanging onto your wrist. you were getting overstimulated & overwhelmed. once again, you couldn't help the angry tears from forming. you couldn't help but hyperfixate on your panties brushing against your sensitive clit. you couldn't help that your nipples were painfully perked.

you can't just admit that though. it's such a stupid problem to you. you felt so wrong & disgusting for thinking about sex all day. "you wouldn't understand!" you finally yelled back. "you wouldn't get it."

he didn't respond. katsuki continued to drag you throughout campus, leaving you with your thoughts.

god, i made him mad, you mentally cried out. hopefully he'll hate fuck you then-

you want to rip out your own brain & throw it on the concrete. it was a constant cycle of that the entire walk.

a few moments later, you realized you were in his dorm, sitting on his bed with him across from you in his desk chair. both of your hands were in his as he brushed his thumbs against your knuckles. that alone gave you goosebumps. "please tell me what's wrong, baby," he said in a hushed near-whimper. "i'm worried about you."

"you really wouldn't get it, katsuki," you whispered, finally letting a few tears roll down your cheek.

he placed his index finger underneath your chin. he gently raised your head, your gaze following suit. the two of you locked eyes, his swirling with worry & yours sprawling in uncertainty. "then make me understand."

"it's my stupid quirk," you exasperated. you tried coming up with ways of how to say what you want to say without scaring him off.

"what about it?" he asked.

"you have such a nice quirk, you know," you started, avoiding his question. "it's just so much flashier & cooler than mine. there's already a rabbit hero!"

"what are you talking about? you do have a cool quirk."

"i'm a bunnygirl. nothing more. people already know what to expect-"

"what is this really about? you brag all the time how you get to come up with new ways to make your quirk yours," he countered, not convinced with your answer. "there's something more, isn't there?"

katsuki was so good at reading people-- at reading you. the other times you've confided in him, your voice lacked clarity, stability. why would it be different now? it wouldn't, that's why.

"yeah, there is," you admitted, tugging on his hands so he'd get closer. "i just don't know how you'll react or how to even say it-"

"it's fine. just tell me, i won't get mad or judge you or whatever," he assured. you began to cry even more, staining his dress shirt.

he smelt so good, i can feel his muscles through his shirt, he's so sexy-

"i need you," you muttered into his chest.

"what was that, baby?"

you glanced up at him, eyes glossy, lips pouted. "i need you."

katsuki's breath hitched, "what are you talking about?" yes, he's had theories about your quirk & its drawbacks. was this it? was his theory correct?

more tears of frustration rolled down your cheeks as you tried to explained, "i have... you know."

his cock stirred, scolding himself mentally for getting hard during a time like this. "have what?" he wanted you to say it, confirm his suspicions.

you took a deep breath. "i have this thing every month or so, & it just makes things so much harder."

"tell me." his stern voice sent shockwaves through you.

it made you obey him automatically, robotically. "i'm going through heat." a silence followed. "it's normal for people with quirks like mine to go through this. i usually have repressants! & i know this probably makes you so uncomfortable; i understand if you don't want to be-"

-- nsfw starts here --

katsuki cut off your rambling, almost offended. "don't ever say that. i want you, all of you."

"p-please don't say such things," you begged him as you felt your pussy throb. "i'm r-really trying to hold back-"

"let me take care of you, princess," katsuki purred, finger tips ghosting over your exposed thighs. he buried his face into the crook of your neck. "do you want this, y/n? because i want you right now. if you tell me you don't want this, i'll stop."

all you could do is nod, your breath turning uneven.

"say it, y/n."

"i need you so bad. please, katsuki," you cried out as you rubbed your legs together.

he smirked into your neck before he started kissing your neck. you couldn't help but whimper. he noticed you holding back, so he bit your neck. he sucked hickeys all over your neck. your unsteady breathes turned into needy moans.

"t-take off my shirt, please-"

katsuki took in your demand by ripping it off your skin as if it were poison. he unhooked your bra, throwing it on the floor. "ah fuck," he groaned, cupping your breasts.

"are they o-okay?"

"you're fuckin' perfect, baby."

with one, he replaced his rough, calloused hand with his mouth. you grinder against his thigh as flicked your nipple with his tongue. "k-katsuki~"

he switched to the other one, giving it the same treatment. "all mine," he growled in between. he nipped at the skin around your nipples. your neck & chest were soon littered with purple marks & bites.

"let me touch you," you begged & you began to fidget with the buttons of his shirt. "take this off~"

"so needy, aren't you, princess," katsuki teased, yet he gave into you. he threw off his shirt, looming over you. goosebumps pricked at your skin, all over your arms down to your legs. you found yourself trailing your hands all over his abs, his muscular arms, around his back. it was like your hands had a mind of their own.

you flipped the two of you around, so now he was under you. "c-can i please mark you?"

he let out a laugh of amusement, making your face turn a deep red. "you don't have to ask, baby," he told you. as a response, you mimicked his actions from earlier. your lips kissed all over his neck, leaving marks in its wake. you trailed down to his chest, then his abs then his v-line until you reached the band of his pants.

the entire time, he was groaning, feeding you praises that shot straight through your core. when you stopped, he looked down at you, & there you were, staring back at him with eager, wide eyes. he could read you so well. "go ahead, y/n. pull them down."

to which you did. you hands hooked both his uniform pants & his boxers. you pulled them down, & your mouth watered when his cock sprung out. "i-it's so big," you moaned; you meant to only think that, but you couldn't help it.

his mushroom tip beaded precum, his veiny shaft twitched in anticipation. "you see how hard i am for you? all for you," katsuki told you, watching your eyes dart to his then back down to his cock.

you started licking him to test the waters. you saw as his eyebrows furrowed together, his mouth agape, narrowed eyes. your licks evolved into you sticking his tip into your mouth. your tongue flicked around his cock. you crossed your eyes & whined when you tasted his precum. thanks to his quirk, it tasted almost sweet, salty, & god, was it addicting.

you bobbed your head up & down his thick rod. the tip hit the back of your throat while spit flooded your mouth. it was hard to breath, but you didn't care. having katsuki inside of you was more important than breathing. "slow down. you're gonna make me cum, good girl."

that was enough inspiration for you. you needed his cum. you forced your head all the way down his cock, your nose buried in his pubes. your eyes watered (for the fifth time today), & you stared into katsuki's eyes. both of his hands tangled themselves into your hair. "i'm gonna fuck that slutty, little throat, okay? just tap if it's too much," he informed, but he had a feeling you were going let him do whatever he wanted.

you moaned as a way to let him know that you heard him. the vibrations quivered his tip. "mmm, fuck. you're doing so good," he praised, jutting his hips forward the drawing them back.

his thrusts at first were small, in fear he was hurting you. however, as he looked down at you, your eyes rolled back, drool spilling out of your mouth, rubbing your aching clit for some sort of release, he couldn't hold back. he started using your throat as a fuck toy.

fast & rough, & all you could do was take it. take it, even though you're crying & it's hard to breath. "i'm close," he uttered out in between moans. his sultry voice turned a pitch higher in a humiliating tease, "you want my cum, baby? huh? c'mon, tell me you want it."

you choked out muffled, "yes please" & "cum down my throat please." he laughed at you trying to form sentences with your mouth stuffed. "such an eager bitch. fine, i'll give you what you want."

he thrusted his hips forwards, keeping your head in place. you face smushed against his hips. his cock twitched as he unloaded spurts of cum down your throat.

he pulled away, & strings of saliva mixed with his semen leaked onto your skirt. you looked back up at him, finding his cock still erect. "you look so surprised," katsuki said as he caught his breath. "i'm still so hard for you. after all, i told you i was going to take care of you."

"p-please have sex with me," you barely even whispered.

"what was that?"

"please-"

"i still can't hear you," katsuki told you, stroking his dick. he really knew how to push your buttons

"please fuck me, katsuki! i need it, i need you so bad~ i need your big cock inside of me," you blurted out. you finally let you stupid, nasty fantasies get the better of you.

judging from katsuki's smug expression, he wanted you to indulge in them. "alright, alright. you've been such a good girl for me. it's the least i could do," he shrugged before flipping you over so you were trapped under him. even in your most intimate moments, he was cocky. & god, did it make your pussy wet.

as he started to pull your skirt down, your hands shot to grab his wrists. "no, fuck me now, i can't wait. it hurts too bad," you whined, your glossy lips pouting.

"of course, princess," he said with a smirk. "whatever you want." katsuki's fingers dove under your skirt to push your panties out of the way. he held your legs up, placing your calves over his shoulders.

he lubed the tip of his dick with your juices by running it through your folds. "you're so wet for me, good girl."

"it's all for you, katsuki~" you purred, anticipation practically killing you. you felt pride as he turned his head to kiss the meat of your calf in approval.

"can't let it go to waste," he told you. he lined his thick, heavy cock with your entrance. something must've taken over you because, the moment it lined up with your hole, you shoved your hips forward with your entire body.

you let out a squeal of pleasure, your pussy stretching to accommodate for katsuki's lengthy cock. "shit, baby, you almost knocked me over," he chuckled as he readjusted. both of his hands were on your hips.

"shut up & fuck me," you growled at him. his cock twitched, brow raised in amusement.

"yes ma'am," he replied, "but remember you said that." from the get-go, his thrusts were powerful, immediately finding the cervix. your nails dug into his biceps down to his wrists. moans, whimpers, & screams spilled out of your lips.

katsuki took his fingers to your mouth & demanded in a low voice, "suck."

the action made you quiet down. he found your g-spot soon after, & you felt lightheaded. with his fingers down your throat, his cock abusing your most sensitive spot, & katsuki whispering dirty nothings into your ears, you shut your eyes & released all the tension building up.

"f-f-fuck, i-i'm cumming, katsuki," you rasped, voice having a small lisp thanks to his fingers. you squirted all over his abdomen, breath heavy & uneven.

he didn't stop though. he still rammed his big fuckin' dick in & out of you, not letting you calm down from your euphoric high. in fact, his hand that you slobbered all over found their way to your clit. he drew small circles around it. "ah, katsuki!" you moaned. "it's too much!"

"you'll be a good girl, & take it, won't you? i haven't cum inside you yet," he responded while his other hand pinched your nipples.

"i-i-i'll be a good girl, katsuki~" you slurred, speaking on beat with his thrusts. he made you cum three more times then you felt as his hips became more robotic, shorter, uncalculated.

"i'm cumming," he groaned through gritted teeth. "i'm cumming. fuckin' take all of it." thick jets of hot, white cum stained your walls. his dick pulsated inside of you. you came again; who could blame you?

he took a few deep breaths, collapsing on top of you as he pulled out of your pussy. cum spilled out of you & onto his sheets. he embraced you, whispering, "round two?"

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mikasa-imadebiscults · 9 months

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I Idk if you accept nsfw request but if you do how about fem s/o trying to top midnight/mic/miurko! Expect s/o gets much to flustered

(Hey Anon, thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy. Also unrelated but I started thinking about it and I need to write about Mirko more often)

Pro Heroes S/O Trying to Top but Gets too Flustered

(Characters Included- Midnight, Present Mic, and Mirko)

(Warning: NSFW content and swearing)

⛓️Nemuri Kayama⛓️ (Midnight)

- She would find it very amusing that you tried to dominate her but it would also turn her on greatly.

- She knows well that you get really flustered easily so she knows that soon you’ll be a flustered mess.

....

Nemuri has always been the dominant one in the relationship and you were happily the submissive one. She always patiently took care of you, spoiling you, giving everything you could ever asked for and you deeply appreciated that.

But today you wanted to try something different.

Today you were going to dominate The R-rated Hero herself.

You and Nemuri were relaxing in your shared bedroom and she decided to go to the dresser and change into her nighttime attire in front of you since you guys had already seen each other naked before. She had her back turned to you and you decided that this is the right time. You watched her as she took off her shirt and silently walked over behind her, wrapping your arms gently around her waist. One hand sliding down to rub on her sensitive areas and the other rising up to grab her tit.

Nemuri knew exactly what you were doing and decided to play along. “Oh my- ah yes touch me like that~”

You instantly froze. Mouth apart slightly from shock.

“That’s what I thought, darling.”

🎤Hizashi Yamada🎤 (Present Mic)

- At first he’ll be confused on the sudden change. He thinks it’s looks hot when you try and dominate him but he also thinks it looks hotter when you’re flustered.

- But you better be really prepared though because he WILL tease you a lot.

....

You guys were sitting on the couch watching a comedy movie as you both shared a small bowl of popcorn. Comedy movies were Hizashi’s favorite type of movie because as the name suggests they’re funny.

When he was dying laughing at a corny joke that one of the characters made, you decided to take the opportunity to dominate him when he least expects it.

Keeping your eyes on the movie, you slowly moved your hand up his thigh and to his clothed sensitive part. His laughter died down when he felt your hand and gave you a certain look.

“Oh my bad, I thought the popcorn bowl was there~” You said in a teasing tone, looking at him and you immediately got all hot and flustered at the way he looked at you right now.

“Since when did you become so bold?” He said with a playful smirk.

🐰Rumi Usagiyama🐰 (Mirko)

- Like Midnight, she would also find it really amusing that a person that gets flustered easily is trying to be the dominant one.

- That being said she still won’t let you dominate her and if you do try then you’ll get what’s coming.

....

One of Rumi’s hobbies is working out and due to her being very popular because she’s the number five hero, she gets a lot of attention whenever she’s in public. So to avoid the media interrupting her workout sessions to ask for a interview or something, she works out at home.

You loved it when she works out, you love to admire all of her (especially her muscles) and you feel so blessed to be in a actual relationship with her.

Right now Rumi was standing up lifting weights doing curls with them and you were silently watching her, you wouldn’t change nothing about this moment well that’s what you would’ve said but you did wanna try something different today.

As she was lifting the weights you came up to her, pressing your chest against her back and started to slowly feel her muscles.

She stopped what she was doing when she heard you say “You’ve been so stressed recently so how ‘bout you just sit back and let me make you feel good.”

“Appreciate the offer but it’s my job to make YOU feel good.” Rumi says dropping the weight on the floor and grabs you by the neck to pull you in for a rough kiss. Taking you by surprise, you moan into her mouth as she smirks against your lips.

Masterlist

#mha smut #mha x reader #mha x y/n #mha scenarios #mha headcanons #mha hcs #midnight x reader #nemuri kayama #present mic #hizashi x reader #hizashi yamada x reader #mha mirko #mirko x reader #rumi usagiyama #rumi x reader #mirko smut

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romanovftedelgard · 8 months

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Mirko imagines? Now I dont like nsfw stuff but i do like suggestive stuff.

Imagine mirko just so desperate for a kiss that she always starts whimpering between kisses.

I opened tumblr after some time and I see this, anon, idk if you are still around BUT I LOVE YOU, THINKING ABOUT MIRKO WHIMPERING HAS ME GOING INSANE.

Having her head nuzzled in your neck with her sitting in your lap while you do your pro hero work and she is whimpering and begging you for a kiss, she just wants a bit of your attention, how could you say no to her?

After a minute of two of basically ignoring her just to tease her a bit, you pull away softly and kiss her all over her face and when she looks at you with a pout you just smirk "you wanted me to kiss you, didn't you?" and she looks away a bit mad at you for teasing her.

You decide to have some mercy and grab her jaw to make her look at you and kiss her softly and at first it's enough for her but she starts to get progressively more and more needy for you, wanting to feel your hands on her, your lips everywhere on her body.

And who are you to deny her?

#mirko #mha mirko #miruko #mha x reader #miruko x reader #mirko x reader #usagiyama rumi x reader #rumi usagiyama x reader

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 1 year

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For the wlw thing, i love yan mirko, but there is so little of it- idk if you are interested in that but it is my suggestion

She's very open when it comes to who she likes. If she's interested in a Darling they're gonna know real quick; she's extra handsy, always complimenting them and flirting with them, inviting Darling to go to events and whatnot with her ("If you're there, it definitely won't be boring!")

And she's a strong, stubborn bunny. She's not taking a no for an answer and will just keep coming at you. She'll patrol your neighborhood and make it part of her schedule at work, always check in on you and your loved ones to know if something is going on, and she'll do anything she can think of to impress you and make you hers. She once punched a boulder Chris-Redfield style just to show off how strong she is.

She can get jealous pretty easily and if she gets the idea someone is trying to take her Darling, she's got no issues intimidating them into fucking off. The only people she doesn't want to hurt for taking you away are members of your family (she's gonna meet them some day and maybe make them in-laws, so she doesn't want to scare them).

Aside from that, restraint is not in her vocabulary. Any criminal that comes near you gets pulverized. Any snoopy reporter following you gets their camera and cell phone smashed. And when she makes the decision to finally take you, nothing can change her mind.

She'll slip something into your drink or your food, and if that fails she'll just break in and knock you out with a quick nerve pinch. It's easy to carry you over her shoulder and she'll personally move all your things into her apartment while you're knocked out. She's essentially the final boss of U-Haul Lesbians.

It's hard to say what her favorite bedroom activity is. Fingering, oral, tribbing/scissoring...she doesn't like toys though unless she really wants to overstim you and can't play with all your holes herself. Straps aren't really her thing, but she does like those mutual vibrating dildos so the two of you can penetrate and be penetrated at the same time.

Given her muscle strength though, she likes positions where she can manhandle you. Holding you up and forcing you to sit on her face, pinning you down and eating you out, and multiple rounds of scissoring and tribbing. Your stamina probably isn't as good as hers, so she'll gladly be on top and ride you when you can't move any more. That or she'll hold you by the hips and thrust you back and forth while she keeps bucking against you, and grin as she pants when you're slumped and shivering in top of/beneath her.

A Darling escaping upsets her, but she loves a good chase. She'll hunt Darling down, tear their clothes off, and have her way with them before dragging them back to the apartment for more punishment. ("If you're gonna try to escape, you gotta be ready to put up a better fight than that!")

Has no qualms getting frisky in public, and only gets upset if someone notices because they're interrupting her. During her heat cycles (basically whenever she's ovulating since she still gets periods as a human being lol) her sex drive is at 110% as opposed to its usual 90-100% and you can't leave the house without her pushing you against a wall or forcing you on her lap. You're better off just staying home with her while she uses her vacation days for a week-long fuckfest.

#tw: dubcon #tw: noncon #.bnha #.mirko #yandere bnha #yandere mirko #wlw yandere #yandere wlw #wlw darling #fem darling #.myshit

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class1akids · 2 years

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Idk if anybody said this yet but I think Hori has some brutalization fetish because his waifu Mirko always gets her limbs torn off. And now she is fighting with only one leg which is... kinda too much? I don't get why she is the only hero who gets torn apart like a doll all the time. At least when it happened to endeavor it was like a sacrifice that he had to make in order to shield Hawks, Jiro and Tokoyami. But Mirko just gets limbs torn off even when it could be avoided. You can rewrite the fight and have her get some other kind of damage that doesn't involve her being THAT brutalized. I think hori does it on purpose. He puts her into those bizzare gory situations because he enjoys it

I’ve had this feeling for a long time. Both Mirko’s and Midnight’s brutalization felt weirdly fetish-like and I can’t say I care for it. It makes me very uncomfortable.

I cringed also through how he brutalised Bakugou, which also had those extremely icky vibes for me.

Compared to those, the way Endeavor or Jirou lost body-parts was indeed more straightforward combat-violence.

Sometimes I look at Horikoshi’s art and feel like I really don’t want to know what kind of porn he’s watching.

This depiction unfortunately ruined Mirko for me. I had high hopes for her when she was introduced, but she got denied any character work or meaningful relationships and just feels like fan service catering to people with certain tastes.

#c1a asks #bnha critical #bnha manga leaks #bnha 365 #bnha manga spoilers

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bonbonthedragon · 3 years

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HAIABDUSJWIIW I deleted an ask on accident instead of clicking answer- so heres my summery of it - I can only remember two characters they requested so if your this anon plz correct me in the comments and I can edit it :( for now I’ll add a random extra and hope it was the same

So... CALLING ALL THAT READERS THIS PLZ CHECK AND SEE IF ITS YOURS SO YOU CAN CORRECT MEH BC IM DUMB

I know there was Bakugou and mirio in it and a third one - so ima do extra people if that’s okey and please tell me if I’m missing that person :) I added Kirishima, Mirko and hawks :)

Request- can you do (blank) with a short s/o that has a case of rbf (resting b-word face) and seems really cold when she’s super sweet and nice

Bakugou

This bitch

He really thought you had something against him or som

He looked across the room and you’d make eye contact and how stoic your face was and the frown you wore just made him want to punch you

Challenges you often and you just sit there like 👁👄👁 what you want angry man

You: *jus sittin*

Baku: got a problem with me hah?! I’ll fucking kick your ass short stacks!

You: ...

Kamanari somehow made friends with you and you were part of the bakusquad

So he had to get to know you

He literally never heard you talk

So when you two are left alone for a few min and you ask him for a pencil and your voice is so soft and sweet like honey-

This man was like tf

Then he saw how kind you were, making treats for them and helping with others homework

How were you so cute

Don’t take it that you aren’t badass though

You definitely have kicked his ass on the field multiple times

It just makes him fall in love with you even more

He might not admit it but he’ll come around to show he likes you :)

Mirio

This baby

It’s the first day of school and no one will go near you bc you look so scary

Of course we are talking about this sunshine here so of course he went up to you

You just looked up at him

Didn’t even mean it and it looked like a scowl

He was like - oh sorry for bothering you haha

And walked away

That’s doesn’t stop him though

Surprisingly you and tamaki know each other from fatgums agency

So he ask questions

Tama tells him that you not so bad, your super sweet and often bring pastries from the bakery next store for them

He still doesn’t make a move, he more watches and observes

Now that he thinks about it - you seem to always be in your own world

You never yell or anything and yet others tend to stay away from you

One day he saw you patrolling with Kirishima

His heart fluttered when he saw you

Smiling and joking with the younger hero in training

Your laugh was just so beautiful that he didn’t even realize he stopped in the middle of the street and a car was honking at him

You looked over and waved and he knew he was done for

You: mirio? *you called out* come here! Get out of the street!

Mirio: uh- huh? What? Oh!

You: *grabs his arm and pulls him too the sidewalk and giggles*

Mirio: *blushhhhh*

Kirishima

Baby boy

Oh dear

He as intimidated for sure

I know he’s friends with Bakugou but like, idk, he felt like you didn’t want him there so he strayed away

He really wanted to get to know you though

He likes when he goes to train with baku in gym gama and your there

He’s never talked to you but something about you always had him stealing glances in class

He doesn’t care what everyone else says or how scary you look, you entrance him

When he sees you on the field he knows your letting loose

Gets to see some of the real you

Even gets to see you break a smile when you take someone down or get a move right

He wanted to invite you to lunch or hang out with the bakusquad but he saw that todoroki already snatched you

Lowkey made him sad

One day he thought of a idea and talked with todoroki and told him he wanted to get close and what he knew about you

Said some pretty unbelievable things that he wouldn’t have thought todoroki was capable of saying- ya know- since he’s so mellow

Saying how you joked a lot and were way too nice, often brought goodies to the table at lunch and were just over all sweet

Bamboozled but he knew deep down you had a good heart

He got the confidence to speak to you

Todo was right

Your voice was sweet like candy and you laughed so beautifully

Definitely comes to hang in your dorm and introduce you to his friends

Their bamboozled and he loves the look on their faces when you speak

You: I brought brownies! I hope there okay

Kiri: *heart explodes*

You: oh, I also made you a cookie Kirishima-san

Kiri: jwkdvidesiosbd thank you

Hawks

Pfffttt

This bitch

Your a pro who is just rising and rising fast

Of course he takes interest bc he doesn’t want to get passed up bc you super hot and pretty and ong how can someone be so pretty

You can’t tell me this man doesn’t have his own resting bitch face

But yours wins

He’s just a tad a lot bit intimidated

But he also sees it as a reason to break you and poke fun, so expect him to annoy you when the gala and charts come up

I feel like he’s going to cover it all up with smug and try and show you who’s still “boss” - literally even though you didn’t do shit like tf this birb

He’ll walk up and be like

Hawks: *randomly pops up by you with a drink in hand at the gala* ya know I saved a whole building of people

You: ...cool-

Hawks: no need to be upset or jelouse baby *walks away*

Hawks is friends with Mirko

He’ll go up to Mirko and point at you and be like, yeah they’re upset that I’m so great- why they mad all the time too? What up with that?

Inset Mirko laughing her ass off

She’s like, you’ve never talked to hem have you?

He just is like...no?

She introduced you two

You seem to light up when you see her and Mirko smiled back

Fuck your smile is even more beautiful

When you confirm you two haven’t officially met you introduce yourself

Your voice is so sweet and your demeanor just completely changed- he was being such a show off dick and you were still being so nice

He blushes so hard that he exuses himself

He doesn’t really know what to do so he avoids you the whole night not knowing what to do with his beating heart

Next days patrol you find him and apologize, saying you didn’t know what you didn’t wrong and know you tend to look like you don’t care and we’re sorry if you didn’t seem interested

He’s just like makdhsibsiw no your were perfect ksossisjsin I just didn’t know my heart could do flips

Mirko

Hahahahah

I love her so much

She loves you right when she lays eyes on you

Rising hero who’s on her tail and everyone fears them? Oh yeah she’s interested

You can’t tell me this girl doesn’t have a resting bitch face either

I like to believe this woman is not 5’2 and is in fact at least 5’10 or 6ft

So when she sees you around, small but with the face that tells everyone you won’t take anybody’s shit

She’s interested

Will know you through endeavor

You work at his agency instead of having your own

She wonders how you two don’t clash heads until she walks in for a meeting with the no.1 hero and you are in the lobby- looking all Emily and sweet

She does a complete 180- like what you doing lookin so cute and treating everyone like pure sunshine?

Your with 3 UA kids, looking to be explaining something when one decides to resort back at you and you hold up your hands with a worried face

Her heart, she wants to go defend you bc you looked so uncomfortable or at least like you didn’t know how to handle the boy

And you just so happen to be in the meeting and you brought cookies

You barely spoke and sat by Endeavor at the end of the table

She couldn’t get her eyes off you, what she thought was a mean person was timidly sitting and doodling on the documents you had in front of you

Mirko:*intensely starting*

You: *giving small worried glances*

Mirko: *smiles*

You: *becomes blushing mess*

Yeah your the one

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peachesandmilktea · 2 years

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Unpopular opinions!!! If you want mine I can also share. I have a few hot takes

-🐎

i absolutely want yours!!

harry potter is SO OVERRATED it makes me so mad djsndsksnk

i don't see the appeal of gojo satoru i'm sorry ndsjkdns i know he's a fun character but i don't get WHY he's got so many fangirls

i don't like a single straight ship in bnha djskndk idk how one can think todoroki and momo would look good together when jirou's right there

(although i think inko and all might would be kinda cute)

(and i also admit that i was CONVINCED by all the fanarts and stuff that Mirko and Shigaraki were a real couple before i started reading bnha and was extremely disappointed when i realized that i'd been fooled dnskndks)

people who say "write for yourself, not for validation <3" make me go FERAL because i write to SHARE!! writing is fun but i can always visit the plot ideas in my head, the only reason i'm writing them down is to share them with other people and interact ndjkssdk i mean, if you liked my fics it means we share the same interests and that's why i wanna be friends with everyone who enjoys what i write since it means we have so much in common

i find the popular headcanon "shigaraki has a piss kink" absolutely HILARIOUS and idk if i'll ever use it but ndjsskndsk the mere thought of it makes me cackle bcs just imagine his reaction to people telling him that everyone is convinced that he has a piss kink

#anon honesty hour ask game #ask game #Peaches replies #asks #🐎 anon

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faulty-writes · 3 years

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Hi omg i love the way you write Mirko from Mha! I have a request Mirko x cute little fem s/o like dating Headcanons but in highschool idk if she went to UA or naw but I love this idea and I haven’t seen much of it! And I have really love how you write her🥺 if you don’t want to do this that’s absolutely fine, she’s just soo underrated hope you have a great day❤️🤓

Oh, thank you. I don't think she went to UA but our bunny girl earned her hero license regardless. I'm happy you enjoy how I write her, I think she's an interesting character though I personally don't lust after her like a good handful of people do. But I do love her for being completely badass. WARNING: MINOR VIGILANTES MANGA SPOILERS.

Dating Rumi was...complicated. The fact that she was expelled from her previous school due to participating in underground fight rings didn't help. But, Rumi never hesitated to tell anyone off that tried to talk ill of your relationship. "Why don't you stop bothering MY pretty face or I'll stick my enlarged rabbit foot up your ass!" you always tended to get embarrassed when she screamed like that.

Romance wasn't something that Rumi knew too much about. In fact, she thought beating someone half to death or giving you flowers with a patch of dirt still attached from when she ripped them out of the ground was romantic. "Just take it, you know how l feel. So what's the fucking difference? Now pucker up for my damn thank you kiss!" you didn't have much of a choice.

Rumi let the fact she was a hero student go to her head sometimes. Including a few instances where she convinced you to play along with her training exercises. Despite the desire to work solo, it seemed like you were the only exception. "You can call me Mirko sweetcheeks, now how about a little reward for the hero that's going to save your ass?" a general studies student shouldn't be subjected to this.

"Whose my pretty face!? Say it!" Rumi could get handsy when she wanted to and the fact that she wasn't afraid to touch, squeeze, kiss, or grab you in front of anyone was a little overwhelming. But, you knew arguing with her was impossible and she always had a smirk on her face when you spoke the words she wanted to hear. "DAMN RIGHT and you'll always be." at times that almost sounded like a threat.

She on occasion scared your friends and you'd never forget the first time you heard her scream, "It's me, the masked mystery beauty. Tiger-Bunny!" and how wide your eyes got when you saw her crouching over the rooftop looking down at you with a zebra-like mask on. Your friends were in awe as 'Tiger-Bunny' jumped down, usually slamming someone into the pavement with her powerful legs before scooping you over her shoulder and running off.

There were moments of peace in your relationship, but these were mostly found on rare nights where Rumi would climb through your window and you'd fall asleep with her slightly muscular arms and legs wrapped around you. Her ears tickling the top of your head and her tail twitching as she snored away. You always found yourself wishing these moments with Rumi could last forever.

#rumi x reader #mirko x reader #bnha x reader

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waka-chan-out · 3 years

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Hey Meg u wanna ship ur moots? 🥺

*desperately scrambles to remember who the hell my mutuals are*

i genuinely have such a hard time remembering sometimes so to any of my mutuals that i left off this list, i’m sorry. i just genuinely can’t remember who follows me and who doesn’t. i am gonna do multiple fandoms though so pls enjoy.

@tanzaniiite matsukawa, armin, and fatgum. i had this typed out even before you even posted about your newfound love of him lmao. i just know you could bag matsukawa in a heartbeat. he’d be such an ass but so worth it because he’d be absolutely whipped for you. you’d also look fantastic together. armin would be terrified of you but when you gave him attention he would fall for you so hard and fast. and fatgum…..i just in my head it makes perfect sense. i don’t know how to justify it but it does. he’d be absolutely infatuated with you.

@love-oikawa you know i gotta go with oikawa. of course i do. you seem so sweet so you’d compliment some of his snippiness really well but i know you could also keep him in mind and soften his edges when you needed to. you could also definitely keep up with his insane drive and work ethic. i don’t actually know if you watch attack on titan but erwin also makes sense to me for you. just big and protective and extremely loving. you deserve that.

@kitastowel well baby, you get the honor. kita. kita all the way. idk. you just deserve it. plus you’d look precious together. he’d find you very interesting and i’m sure you’d laugh a lot together. other than that tamaki amajiki is jumping out at me but i can’t explain that one as well. that just feels right for you.

@april-avenue iwaizumi, not only because i know you adore him but also because i just feel like you deserve him, ya know? he’s very supportive and would sit patiently and love on you while you studied or researched or whatever. he’d also be very firm about you taking care of yourself. i’m also gonna give you the love of my life reiner. if anyone else gets to have him i want him going to you because you could take care of him the way he deserves.

@karasimpno daichi. this one was an insanely easy choice, though i don’t quite know how to explain it.

@ohno-otome we always come back to terushima, mostly because you’re perfect for each other. i’m also giving you jean from aot. don’t know if you’ve seen it but i’m right.

@antiqueremains i—kageyama? for some reason? that’s what works in my head w you. i have no idea how you feel about him but as far as looks go i feel like you two fit well and you’d have a good time.

@thighridingsamu there are very few characters i am as protective over as i am w sakusa kiyoomi, but i’m gonna gift him to you. also mirko from mha. i feel like she could keep you in line but you’d have a good time together.

@dadbodosamu as far as who you love, osamu. but honestly the first person to come to mind was futakuchi. i can’t really back that one up, i just feel it.

@saintdabi obvious, but shigaraki. otherwise maybe kuroo? i can’t fully explain my reasoning but it sits right with me.

@meximorrita my gut instinct is meian shūgo for you baby. ya’d look pretty together and he can do a hell of a good job taking care of you.

@flycloudddd something about you makes you think you’d be perfect with hanamaki. like he’s goofy and kind and really charming and i feel like you deserve that. he’d also be the funniest little shit about your drawing. he’d look over your shoulder and point at different things and make comments and jokes and when he thinks you’re not looking he just stares, because he’s amazed at how talented you are.

@laineeey00 i’m letting go of my selfishness for one moment and saying maybe hirugami sachirō. i love him and am protective over him but he’s a very gentle, strong, submissive boy and i think y’all would be absolutely perfect.

@alto-march-of-death komori. no idea why, again, but that works so well in my brain that i have to give him to you.

#i had a hard time giving away sakusa n hirugami man #there’s a reason tsukki isn’t on this list #ushi either #i’m too protective of my babies #meg’s mutuals #meg’s messages 📫

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herzlak · 2 years

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Let's talk about Tatort 2022...

Alright, due to personal reasons 2022 is going to suck and I'm anxious to only think about all this. This will be drifting from one depressive episode into the next featuring anxiety attacks and borderline-ish stuff. BUT there's Tatort and Tatort 2022 is gonna be fucking LIT.

ARD giving us a treat by starting the year with TWO Tatort episodes. January 1st is Stuttgart, which I'm not rly into but the critique so far is good so... Then there's January 2nd with Dortmund "Gier und Angst" AND I'M SO HYPED. This episode is gonna be Pawlak centered and I love Pawlak. There should be a fair amount of Rosa too, couldn't be better. Also WHUMP. And hands down, Rick Okon is superior at those sad, heartbreaking scenes. Last episode I cried just because of his facial expression, anywAyS-

Then only two weeks later shit's about to blow because we're going back home, y'all! Tatort Münster fucking finally! "Des Teufels langer Atem" is something I'm extremely hyped for because it's "Alle für einen, alle für Thiel" to quote Tittelbach. Family content. Everyone sticking together. Thiel whump - yeah okay, that's gonna break my heart, BUT STILL! Alberich (and Boerne hopefully?) is gonna take criminal paths and there's gonna be her and Vivian Peters roasting Boerne. I miss badass Alberich!! I miss Alberich in general. The rest of the lot too. And I desperately need more Mirko content.

Only ONE week later the epic return of Germany's most depressed gays. "Das Herz der Schlange" and that shit's gonna hurt. Yk I feel like Tatort is giving us a lot of hurt and whump in 2022.

Tatort Dortmund is literally killing us, folks! Another episode coming up in February. "Liebe mich" sounds like some Bönisch x Faber drama. Also: I don't think Pawlak's personal drama will be solved within one episode only so...

TATORT MÜNCHEN, Y'ALL! I hate Fasching, but I'm soo excited for a Faschingstatort. "Kehrhaus" is gonna be amazing, that's it. Good chance Kalli will dress up or something, remember how hyped he was for the Oktoberfest?? Yeah some good gay dads and their son content hell yes.

Let's talk about March!!! March 6th is Tatort "Propheteus" time and I'm pretty sure Boerne will finally get his shit together and comfort Alberich at least a little. AND LOOK AT THOSE BEHIND THE SCENE PHOTOS CHRISTINE ALREADY LEAKED!!! Hyped as fuck tho the storyline is wylddd. Gonna be messy but great and there's a dog.

Yeah by the way... Tatort Münster "Recht wem Recht gebührt"!!! Yep three episodes this year, fellas! Gotta be great!

Summer should be Tatort München "Flash". They're serving... Love it.

The year ends with Tatort München as well. As a period drama Downton Abbey fan I'm super hyped for "Krimidinner". That's gonna be the best Christmas present ever!

BUT that's not it! Cause there's a lot of episodes coming that we know about, but that don't have a date yet. Look...

TATORT KIEL, FINALLY! I'm deprived as shit. My bi ass needs more Mila content. Also: I love Mila's and Borowski's friendship whatever relationship. "Borowski und die große Wut" has been shot in 2019 already and it's finally gonna air... Mila looks like a fucking snack omg AND THE STORYLINE IS COOL, THERE'S GONNA BE WHUMP YAY! Next two up are "Borowski und der Schatten des Mondes" (apparently the first Tatort Kiel to air in 2022) and "Borowski und das hungrige Herz". Second one is still pretty blurry, there's gonna be kink and sex stuff for all I know. But the second one leaves me screaming because it's affecting Borowski privately and I always love them. Aaand it's already known that Mila is gonna have his back (at least for a bit).

TATORT WIEN FUCKING FINALLY, IT'S BEEN MONTHS!!! 2021 was too little old married couple content. "Alles war recht ist" already sounds so nice idk I'm just happy to have them back!! But Heinzi is gonna be an annoying brat again so let's see what Eisner says about that lmao.

Last but not least there's gonna be more Tatort Bremen. Idk when, idk what. What I know (and that breaks my heart) is that the next two episodes are only Linda and Liv. Because for wHaTeVeR rEaSoNs Dar Salim said NOPE. Gahhh I'm such a sucker for Liv and Mads, just the trio in general actually. Liv and Linda are great yk, but I want Mads there too...

ANYWAYS TATORT 2022 LET'S GOOOOO!

#Tatort

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shadowed-dancer · 3 years

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Why Wash should be the next #1 hero

This started as a joke but low-key I accidentally convinced myself so now it’s a 100% serious analysis.

Spoilers for the manga below

In order to understand why Wash deserves to be the next number 1 hero, we must understand why all the other heroes on the top ten list no longer cut it.

Endeavour

Where do I even start? Do we want to talk about the abuse of his children? How about the quirk marriage? Is Endeavour getting better? Sure. Is he better yet? NOPE! As of now, Endeavour’s legacy is DESTROYED. The media seem to be out for blood, so I doubt they’ll even want him as the Number 1 hero anymore. Society won’t be able to trust him; he’s been lying to them for over 20 years, and the public deserves better.

Hawks

Hawks? The man who murdered a villain despite heroes having a rule never to kill? But sure, that’s not a fair point. Some people think that that was justified, and I’m not here to talk about that. But even if you think that Hawks killing Twice was justified, Hawks is just kind of... dumb (no offence). My man put his friend in a deathlike state, looked at his body, and said, “I’ll take him to a dude who named himself Cremation. I’m pretty sure he hangs out with a doctor who turns dead bodies into Nomus. Nothing about this plan can go wrong.” Hawks took a risky move, and the public deserves someone who thinks things through a little more. (Also Hawks himself said he doesn’t want to be Number 1 so... yeah).

Best Jeanist

Best Jeanist is seriously injured. The man is missing an entire lung! He’s been through so much, and honestly deserves to rest. But also, he’s kind of dumb. Same deal as with Hawks, he was totally fine with his basically-dead-body being taken to the villains, may I reiterate one of whom was named Cremation. Seriously? How did Best Jeanist not get torched or turned into a Nomu? Oh, also his jean puns. He should be docked 50 points just for that. Wtf is “illegal denim?!?!?!”

Edgeshot

Nothing against Edgeshot, but he’s far too stoic to be Number 1. He has a high approval rating, but I doubt that those numbers will mean much as society’s views on heroes start to shift. The world needs someone who is likeable, friendly, and makes them feel safe. Edgeshot is cool, calm, and collected, but not Number 1 material.

Mirko

Mirko, the GODDESS among us mere mortals. She is an amazing fighter, but she got seriously injured and loses an arm in a fight. While this shouldn’t affect her leg-based fighting, she has still been weakened. Give her a chance to recover, she doesn’t need to pressures of being the new Number 1 right now.

Crust

He’s dead. Can’t have a dead dude as your Number 1. Sorry Crust

Kamui Woods

While seemingly a good choice upon first glance, Kamui Woods is still inexperienced. During his fight at the hideout raid, he captures the villains, but fails to take out his number one weakness (fire-user Dabi). If Grand Torino hadn’t knocked him out, Kamui Woods would have been burnt to a crisp. This failure to prioritize his weakness against fire ends up costing a major loss against Gigantomachia. Dabi is able to burn Kamui Woods out of the sky, leading to him dropping Midnight and ultimately leading to her death. Kamui Woods needs to learn how to avoid those he's weak against, or learn how to counter them, before he can be the next Number 1. He can't rely on others to take them out for him.

Yoroi Musha

This man admits that he only wanted to be a hero in order to be loved and respected, and it shows. Just as hero society is falling apart, when people need proper heroes more than ever, this man turned his back on everyone and retired. Absolutely disgraceful.

Ryukyu

An amazing hero. Out of all the heroes on this list, I’ll place her at Number 2. We see during the Overhaul Arc that Ryukyu cares for her students and also for the safety of the child they’re trying to rescue. She rescues many during Shigaraki’s massive decay attack as well, but I cannot give her first place. She is shown to be too hard on herself, and while it’s always good to be aware of your own faults, she’s a bit too critical of herself to be an effective Number 1. How is the public supposed to have faith in her if she is always second guessing herself?

Wash

Wash. My man. The Number 1 hero in my heart. Not only does Wash also save people during the decay attack, but it’s his actions after the fact that speak volumes to me.

A few days after the massive fight, people have turned against heroes. AND YET, my man Wash arrives at the scene of a fight, only to find himself too late. The people throw things at him and yell at him, giving him every reason to be angry or to leave them, but instead Wash helps get the injured people to a hospital. He puts his own feelings aside for the needs of the public, and if that’s not Number 1 Hero material, I don’t know what is.

“But! But! But! Wash is part of the problem with overly-advertised heroes!”

You’re absolutely right! But consider the fact that every hero is dependant on popularity to stay relevant. And, if I do say so myself, Wash is doing it the best. Look at his billboard below and tell me he doesn’t have the best one.

Move over, Dabi, there’s a new character who owns my heart.

Wash’s advertisement is simple and gets the point across. He’s selling an actually useful product (laundry stuff), unlike some other heroes, who try selling beauty products or other frivolous things that pander to consumerism, Wash is out there trying to keep people clean and comfortable!

And consider Dabi’s words here. “The only ones these ‘heroes’ protect are themselves”. You know who didn’t just protect himself? Wash. Like I said before, Wash was out there protecting people who hated him because he’s a good person. Wash is still doing his job, even after the world has started crumbling around him, and for that he deserves to be the Number 1 Hero.

My new rankings look like this btw

Wash

Ryukyu

Edgeshot

Mirko (assuming she still wants to work)

Kamui Woods

Gang Orca

Hawks (assuming people still want him)

Mt Lady (let her on the top 10 list dammit!)

Present Mic???

Uh... idk anyone is better than Endeavour

...why the hell did I write this?

#bnha #bnha meta #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha wash #enji todoroki #bnha endeavor #best jeanist #bnha hawks #keigo takami #bnha mirko

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bepp-ers · 4 years

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Headcanons #2 [1-A girls edition]

bakugo wtf the fuck are you doing there ??? anyway here are my headcanons for what it’d be like to be best friends with each 1a girl

Jiro:

firstly

i’m so gay for her

also random order of girls

i spun a wheel literally

anyway she’s a good friend

she’s always there for you

and you gotta be there for her

she won’t ditch you ever

also you’re the person she confides in with music things

:))

please please please hug her everyday

she likes hugs even though she doesn’t seem like it

that one emo friend™

ughh i’m gay and so are you now

she’s gay too so

;)

Hagakure:

she may be invisible but i love her

super girly

but that’s okay

you two both shop together i broke my enter button heLP--

nvm fixed it

be it clothes or groceries you guys shop for it

she’ll help you decorate your dorm

plushies and bows galore

it may not be your style

so you’ll have to say something if so

but a few in the corner wouldn’t hurt

also

aTTACK HUGS !!!

seriously

she will bombard you with hugs when she sees you

walk to school with her

she’ll gush about guys to you

and you can back

girly friend™

Mina:

asjdvkldgk

where do i begin

so gay for her <333

Mina is chaotic bi energy defs

she also initiated the friendship

flirting

lots of flirting

;)

but it’s cool

she’ll also point out people she thinks are cute

which includes you

so much PINK

matching bootie shorts

they say “eat my dick”

sending each other memes at 4am

“hey [name]”

“yea”

“lemme tap dat”

“hell yea”

you guys are a wreck

honestly

but you won’t find closer friends anywhere

Tsuyu:

oml she’s adorable

aaaaaa my h e a r t

she’s a little tough to read as a person

but as her best friend you know all

you can usually tell what she’s thinking

but she knows you 100x better

like you’ll tug the corner of your mouth down a little

and she’ll be like

“oh is Bakugo annoying you, kero?”

magic :)

but you guys are open

and sometime she has nightmares about you getting hurt

so you gotta comfort our little froggy

also

you just gotta ask in a text

“so if you can do what a frog does”

“can you”

“can you change into a dude????”

you never did get the answer to that question

Yaomomo:

out of all girls

i am most gay for her

she could create a gun and kill me

and i’d say thank you queen

you guys have been friends for as long as you can remember

your families have partnering things for their companies

idk you don’t really care

what you care about is the amazing goddess you were fortunate enough to befriend

you

are

gay

for yaomomo it’s unbelievable

and uhh

she’s pretty gay herself

she thought you’d stop being friends after she told you she was a lesbian

but you were like

“ack-- marry me you’re too amazing!!!”

“i also like girls”

“seriously marry me”

you flirt a lil with her

but she’s so innocent

also a very big mum

sugar mama???

jk jk

unless.........?

ahh i love her

Ochaco:

last but by no means least

she’s so cute !!

you were friends with midoriya at middle school

and at u.a he made friends with her

and you were just

aosdfong midoriya is friends with such a cute girl ?!?!

howww ??

you can relate to her financial problems

broke af™

but you guys help each other out

you’re both the same size

you’re thiccer than a sniccer

you like em big and chunky tho

so you share clothes

woot woot!!

“hey is that my shirt?”

“are those my jeans?”

“yea”

“yep”

“nice”

“you suit them”

so wholesome

she’s too adorable for her

you guys often get mocha an stuff together

and who knows

she leans more towards boys

but there is a slight chance she could like you more than brocolli over there

okay thanks i’m trying a new format that’s got more jokes in it lmao. feel free to request please i need ideas and also i am one huge simp for like all the1a girls. also midnight, kendo, mirko, mt. lady, ahhhhh i have a boyfriend but girls tho :)) jk i love him a lot but i still have crushes on anime. k bye

#bnha #bnha x reader #bnha headcanons #bnha girls #i'm gay #i'm so fucking gay #like way too gay #your-lover-academia

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