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Despite the fact that I am an artist doing a degree in Fine Art, when I type the word "Art" on my phone the first thing autofill suggests is "Garfunkel" and I feel like this says a lot about me as a person.
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comradekarin · 11 months
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Never shutting up about the flash and gl dynamic I’m seeing (and will continue to see as I watch) in jl/jlu. It’s the annoying gen z younger brother/perpetually tired and serious older brother dynamic y’all. It’s gl thinking wally is annoying and unserious and immature but he’s also regularly amused and indulging in wally and all of his wallyism. It’s gl wanting to dump wally somewhere in a desert but would also be sad if he left for like more than 48 hours. It’s gl wanting to bash his skull in by the sheer brilliance and stupidity wally exemplifies almost simultaneously (john watching wally deconstruct and reassemble alien technology for funsies !! vs watching wally eat twenty hot dogs in thirty seconds bc hawkgirl said he couldn’t). It’s gl being embarrassed by flash but also finding him super funny ,, but it’s even funnier to pretend he doesn’t because then you get your cringe best friend/little brother that’s either on child genius or dumber than a brick wall defending you from getting a death penalty sentence at a public intergalactic space trial where you are being accused of abusing authority and executing a mass genocide. And then y’all go to a baseball game that same day.
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burgerlabs · 4 months
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wiping sweat off my brow after filling up dick knubbler's wiki page gallery with so, so many images.
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vvalengogh · 8 months
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danse babygirl you just nuked your husband. hope this helps
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thinking of the volume 18 cover art and inner cover page
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daz4i · 2 years
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laid in bed thinking "hmm i should read a book rn could be fun :)" then reached out for a philosophy book and for a brief moment i felt what it's like to be goro akechi
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localshyguy · 8 months
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hee-ho!
ooc: this is totally anon trust me i just want to introduce shy guy to a new friend
Wao...
Hi...
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traumxrei-archive · 1 year
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【 death scares 】
prompt #6: Oh, Great Seven, he thought they were going to die. Please don’t ever scare him like that again (ft. sebek zigvolt, jade leech, leona kingscholar)
gn! prefect (you/yours), drabbles, word count: 1.6k
a/n: hello, i finished my research proposal so i have time before my next deadline to post this >:DD it's angsty asf, but i made sure that it was hurt/comfort so dw i gotchu guys ^^
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Sebek Zigvolt
Sebek wasn't someone who usually got scared. He knew better than to succumb to such feelings that all but interfered with one's ability to act. It was one of the things he learned when he was training to be one of the Young Master's guards.
But when he saw you dangling from a broom midair, Sebek felt all the hairs on his arms raise. You were barely holding on, and he could see everyone shouting in alarm from where you were.
If you fell, then you would...
Sebek gritted his teeth, "Give me one of your brooms, humans!" His voice boomed over all the commotion, turning heads.
The person nearest to him stuttered, "But brooms are only meant to hold one perso—"
"Does that matter?" Sebek grabbed the broom out of the other's hands. "If you don't do anything, that human is going to fall!"
He hopped onto the broom, flying to where you were before shouting, "Human! You need to let go and get on my broom!"
"I can't!" You cried, your arms shaking with effort. "You'll get hurt, Sebek!"
"Human, I am ten times more durable than you," Sebek said as calmly as he could, bringing his broom closer to yours. "If I fell from this height and got hurt, it'd be an insult to the Young Master!"
"Sebek!"
"What is it?"
"Promise you won't get mad?"
"I can't," Sebek watched as your fingers started to slip. "But I'll promise we won't fall."
It was at that moment when you fell. He felt his broom shift under your weight, and he strained to reinforce it with magic.
But you were here.
You were safe, and that was all that mattered to Sebek. He could feel the pounding of your heart against his back where you clutched onto his uniform.
"What were you thinking?" Sebek ranted, his anger finally surfacing as they made their way to the ground. "Human, I'll have you know that you could've died or been seriously injured!"
"Not only that," Sebek turned to face you. "The fact that— You're...crying...?"
You held on to one of his sleeves, the tears dripping onto the grass below, "I'm s-sorry, Sebek, I didn't mean to...to do that, it just—"
Sebek sighed, resting a hand on your shoulder, "It is alright. You are safe now, human, I was just—" Worried...? Worried? The Sebek Zigvolt, worried about a mere human? But really, who was he kidding? You weren't just a mere human to Sebek, were you?
"I didn't want to see you hurt, is all," He finished lamely. And he could see your eyes sparkling— this time not with unshed tears. Great Sevens, what kind of feeling was currently strangling his heart? Was it...fondness?
Sebek felt his ears warm, quickly brushing off the blooming feelings in his heart, "I-It would be best to get your hands checked out, I shall take you to the nurse!"
You smiled at that. A small smile, but to Sebek it meant the world. He continued on, rambling about broom safety as he led you to the infirmary. If it meant that you were smiling and not crying anymore, then Sebek would more than gladly fill up the silence with his voice.
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Jade Leech
Of all the things to happen today, he didn't think watching you put yourself in mortal peril was going to be one of them. Jade swallowed, trying to clear the stuffy feeling that seemed to sufuse his whole body.
He was waiting for you outside of the infirmary, the initial shock after the accident having finally subsided. Still, he couldn't get the picture of your body lying prone on the ground out of his mind.
"It was due to incorrect ratios," The nurse had said. "The alchemy potion had turned into a potent airborne poison. And if you had arrived any later..."
Jade didn't want to think about that part.
But soon enough, the nurse called him in. As he walked up to your bed, he couldn't bring himself to speak first. You weren't watching him, clearly focused on trying to open your water bottle.
"Let me," Jade's voice escaped him, and he saw your eyes widen when you saw him. He opened the bottle, handing it back to you without another word.
"Thank you."
Jade didn't know what else to say, his eyes following you as you drank. His mind brought back the image of you being unnaturally still. It was morbid. The thought made him sick, yet he couldn't stop thinking about it.
"Jade-senpai," You met his gaze and he felt his throat constrict. "Are you...mad at me?"
Jade felt his lips twitch, "Why, pray tell, would I be mad?"
"I...I'm sorry, I wasn't being careful enough," You bit your lip, and he couldn't bear to be upset with you any longer. He sighed, taking a seat beside you.
He very slowly slipped off his glove, talking all the while, "Next time you find yourself having to do an alchemy assignment alone, do invite me."
"But you're busy," There was clear hesitation in your voice, even as his hand tentatively held yours.
"Kind to a fault," Jade said shakily, feeling unsteady now that he could feel the warmth of your skin against his own. "There's no need for that. Your safety is more important, and I would gladly spend time with you. At least next time take one of your friends with you just...just in case." Jade pressed his lips together. He didn't mean to nag. He didn't mean to talk much at all, but the sight of you pried all his feelings out him so effortlessly. He really couldn't win against you.
And like you knew exactly what he wanted to hear, you smiled, "I'm okay now. See?" Your palm cupped over his, bringing his fingers to rest against your neck. And sure enough, he could feel your pulse thrumming under his fingers.
Jade closed his eyes before opening them again, "Right. Now then, I will be overseeing your recovery from now on." He clapped, his magic swirling through the air to tug your blankets into a more acceptable state.
"Wait, what–"
"I'll contact your friends to let you rest for now."
"No, senpai, wait–"
"Surely you aren't objecting to rest, Prefect?" Jade smiled as politely as he could and he watched as you shuddered. "After all you almost di–"
"I'll be in your care then," You huffed, before patting his arm. "Just make sure you don't over do it."
"I won't. I'll be taking very good care of you."
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Leona Kingscholar
"The Prefect got into an accident."
Leona couldn't understand how those words filled him with such dread. He couldn't even wait for Ruggie to finish, he was already rushing to the infirmary.
What did Ruggie mean by you got into an accident? What kind of accident was it? Were you okay? Sevens forbid that you were...
Leona gritted his teeth as he arrived. Irrational anger and worry wasn't like him. He took a deep breath, schooling his emotions before knocking on the door.
"Kingscholar," The nurse acknowledged. "To what do I–"
"The Prefect."
"...Right," They nodded before leading him toward where you were. The curtains were drawn and he couldn't...see you. "Don't do anything too rash."
Leona nodded, drawing back the curtain. His stomach dropped at the sight of you, your head wrapped up in bandages, and plasters covering your arms and legs.
You were awake, and you blinked as he stood there, "Leona-senpai..."
Leona heaved out a harsh breath, sitting at the edge of the bed. He didn't know what to do. Not when that ugly mix of anger and worry was bubbling at the base of his throat. Instead all he did was stare, as if any second an ugly red would mar the bandage on your head.
"I, uhm," You spoke first, your head turned downward. "It wasn't anyone's fault. We...had some rain at Ramshackle, and it leaked inside... The staircase, it... Ramshackle's old, so..."
"You're telling me the staircase fell in on you?" There was a surprised look on your face as he spoke. Even he couldn't understand the flatness of his voice.
"I...yeah," You clenched your fists. "Grim's okay, he was at the foyer when it happened, but..."
"So you almost died," At your nod, Leona felt the anger morph straight into fear. Died? The herbivore? You almost died?
He scowled at the thought as he pried your hands from the sheets, "Stop that. You're gonna make your injuries worse." His eyes met yours, and he could see the fear there too— in the way you trembled despite the day being warm.
"Herbivore..." He muttered before moving closer to you. He was mindful of your bandages as he held you, trying to ease your shaking.
"I was scared," You murmured into his shoulder. "I thought that it was the end, and—"
"You're here now," Leona soothed, and he wasn't sure who he was trying to comfort. "You'll be alright, herbivore." You pulled away with a weak smile and it took all of Leona's self control not to pull you back to him.
He sighed, hanging his head, "You...you drive me crazy. Really, do I have to cast protective spells on you to keep you safe?"
Your hand settled over his, "I won't object if you do. It might come in handy sometime."
"That's not the point. And you should sleep," Leona gently pushed you against the pillows. "How are you gonna get better enough to ask Crowley for more budget if you don't rest?"
"And..." Your voice was quiet; inquisitive. "You'll stay?"
"I wasn't planning on leaving," Leona braced his head against his arm. "Now sleep." That seemed to appease you, and soon enough, he could hear the steady sound of your breathing fill the room. And in the quiet of the room, Leona vowed never to let you fall into danger again. Not if he could do something about it.
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ty for reading the hurt/comfort !! i hope that it uh, appeased your angst chasing for now, and if you'd like to read more of my stuff, check out my masterlist <3
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dreamgirledward · 2 years
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LMAO a couple of hours ago I was like WHERE is Sammy with the taika tuesday spamming 😭 now you’re here!!! Yeeee!!!
hiii billy hehe yes im a few hours late but never fear :^) ive always got my hoard of taika posts ready to go. delayed bc ive been fighting for my LIFE trying to upload a new post and no images seem to be loading unfortunately :''')
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hp-hcs · 5 months
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Am I requesting again because I love your fics? Yes yes I am AND IM NOT SORRY. Theo x ftm Reader (but like reader is Pansy’s brother ^3^) I feel like this HAS POTENTIAL but if you want to completely make ur own storyline be my guest because I trust you more than I trust my brain ٩( ᐛ )و
oHOHOHOH YIPPEE DW BABE I GOTCHU
also i’m on a yandere fix rn (if you couldn’t tell by the literally everything i’ve written these last few weeks) so uh, sorry if that was not what you were envisioning 🥲
requests. please. i beg of you. 🙏
Pansy’s Brother (Chapter One) — yandere! theodore nott x ftm! parkinson! reader
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WARNINGS: aggression, stalking, possessive behavior, overprotective behavior, enzo berkshire bashing (done by theo)
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You bite your nails nervously, rocking back and forth on your feet. Your sister must notice, because she gently pulls your hand away from your mouth, smoothing down your hair, and kissing the top of your head.
“They’ll love you, Y/N. Don’t worry.”
“Enz’ll be there?” You ask softly.
A faint blush settles along her cheeks. “Y-yes. Lorenzo will be there,” she says in an oddly formal tone, clearing her throat in a very inconspicuous manner. “Ahem. But that’s not important. Um. Anyways. Stop laughing. Put your tie on, we’re going to be late.”
You snicker once more. “Sure, not important.”
She swats your arm lightly. “Dickhead. Hurry up.”
“Oi, Panz, chill out. I dunno how to tie a bow tie.”
She watches you fumble for a minute before rolling her eyes and smacking your hands away. “Stop, this is painful to watch.”
You pout as she takes over, deftly tying the perfect knot. “How do you know how to tie a bowtie?”
“Because I dated Draco for three months. Stop moving.”
You fake gag. “Ew. How was that as an experience?”
“Awful. It was like dating my honorary older brother,” she dramatically shudders, looping her arm through yours as you two begin your long walk to the Great Hall where the Yule Ball is being held.
“Hey, I thought I was the only brother you were allowed to have!” You gasp, mock-offended. “Besides, it couldn’t have been that bad. He’s… uh, conventionally attractive, I guess..?”
“No way, it was terrible. It’d be like if you started dating Enzo.”
“Ew!”
“Exactly.”
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Honestly, Theodore Nott had no idea what to expect when Pansy said that her little brother would be coming to the Ball and that she’d like to introduce him to everyone.
But he certainly wasn’t expecting the most gorgeous guy he’d ever seen, holy Circe?
The Parkinson siblings stepped through the doors of the Great Hall, Pansy dressed to kill in a green satin dress with a risqué slit that went a little too high, in Theo’s opinion. The boys next to him were all but drooling.
“Who’s going to tell Crabbe and Goyle that Panz doesn’t even know they exist?” Mattheo leans in to whisper with a sly grin.
“Not it,” Theo snickered, observing Pansy with respectful, but distant, interest.
She really was stunning—but it was in the same way that sunsets and fireworks are stunning. Beautiful, but purely in an aesthetic way.
Following a half step behind her, a rather timid figure followed. Pansy navigated her way through the crowd, presumably her brother trailing along behind her.
She stopped in front of the boys, waving with a friendly grin. “Hey, guys! This is Y/N. Y/N, these losers are Theodore and Mattheo, and obviously you already know Enzo,” Pansy introduced, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.
Her brother, Y/N, straightened when his sister said his name, an odd gleam in his eye and look of relief on his face that Theodore couldn’t quite figure out. He held out his hand with a rather charming grin, the meek boy from before now exuding confidence as he shook each of their hands.
Theodore shook his hand when Y/N reached him, surprised by how dainty Y/N’s hand felt in his. Y/N made up for it, however, with a firm grip and a charismatic smile that made Theo’s stomach flip.
The Parkinson boy wore a well-tailored three piece suit that accentuated his build. It was the same shade of green as his sister’s dress, but the vest was a nice tawny tartan tweed, with shiny brown shoes to match. His expensive cufflinks sparkled under the candlelight, and his dark gray bow tie brought out his eyes.
Y/N Parkinson looked fucking hot.
Theo’s reverie was interrupted by laughter and Enzo’s voice saying, “You look handsome as hell, Y/N.”
Y/N grinned, a faint blush on his cheeks. Enzo laughed and slung his arm over the younger boy’s shoulders in a friendlier-than-‘we-just-met’ way.
Theo’s gaze broke away from where he was ogling the boy, snapping over to his friend.
How the fuck did Enzo Berkshire already know this hot guy?
A lick of white-hot jealousy flared through him. Enzo wasn’t even that cute! And he was dumb! Theo was way smarter!
He saw the way the youngest Parkinson smiled at Enzo, all teeth, and felt his blood practically boil with rage. One word kept floating about his head, from the second he lay eyes on his friend’s little brother.
Mine.
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“So…Theo was looking at you a lot.”
“He was?” Your head snapped upwards and your eyes lit up as you thought about the pretty brunette with the dead eyes and the overall talk-to-me-and-they’ll-never-find-your-body demeanor from last night.
“Yep. He also kinda like, threatened my life once you left,” Enzo shrugged, splitting off half of his licorice wand and handing it to you. “Dunno why.”
“He didn’t say?”
“Nope. Although I kinda sort of maybe got the impression that he’s got a… oh, what’s the word? big fat humongous crush on you. Not that it’s obvious or anything.”
“Ah. Not a man of subtlety, I take it?”
“He’s been watching us since we sat down,” Enzo said through a his teeth behind a fake smile.
“Wh-”
“Don’t turn around. Bitch, what are you doing- I just said- fuck it. I give up,” he throws his hands up in exasperation and sits back in his chair.
You scan the occupants of The Three Broomsticks, seeing no one acting out of the ordinary. You sigh and turn back to your irked friend.
Enzo rolls his eyes at you. “Dumbass.”
“Dipshit.”
You both grin at each other.
On the other side of the room, tucked underneath the deep hood of a thick winter cloak, Theodore Nott simmered with rage.
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“Thanks for walking me back. I’m pretty sure Pansy would kill me, and then you, if I got lost or something,” you take another sip of your butterbeer as the two of you trek back to the castle, the dusky sky bathing you both in a faint glow and making the biting snowflakes in the air shine like tiny crystals.
“Yeah. Speaking of Pansy…” Enzo trailed off, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Yes, you can date her. No, I won’t go but-she’s-my-sister-and-I’m-her-brother apeshit on you.”
He gapes at you. “You knew?”
“Enz. Love. Sweetie pie. Anyone with eyes could tell that you like her, and she likes you right back. Go ask her out, coward.”
“Fuckhead,” Enzo retorted, giving you a tiny grateful smile.
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Theo watched from afar with barely-contained jealousy. The pair was too far away to clearly hear, and the snow underfoot crunched too loudly for him to move closer, so Theo was stuck.
A sudden gust of wind sent a flurry of snowflakes into his face, and he made a face at the unpleasant chill. With the wind, however, carried a voice.
Your voice.
“Enz. Love. Sweetie pie. A…” your voice trailed off as the wind died down, becoming indistinct again.
Theo snapped.
No. No. No. No, you weren’t allowed to say things like that to other boys. You weren’t even allowed out with other boys. You were his, and Theodore had waited far long enough.
It was time for him to take back what was rightfully his.
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Chapter Two
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greenunoreversecard · 2 months
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A/N: some lovely people explained in reblogs. I hope I do ur ask justice!!! Also I'm gunna do headcanons bc it wasn't specified, but I'm willing to make a one-shot as well, just lemme know! :)
Humans are boring->Alastor x platonic! Reader
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Ok, so the title actually plays into how alastor reacts when you tell him
You fr go;"Yo alastor, I'm a therian/otherkin."
He responds;"what's that" and then after you explains goes "Yeah that's understandable, humans are boring and shitty"(Alastor, you realise you were human at one point, right?)
Anywhizzle
Luckily when you got to hell you manifested the animal you feel/identify with
If there's a couple your mix and matched
I also feel like demons can control how animalistic they look, like when al goes full demon he gets more deer characteristics
so same goes for you
I can Def see you lounging full animal and al walking in and just starts talkin to you. Only after he gets on you for getting fur (if furry) on the Furniture
but if theres many animals it's a Lil more tricky
i feel like if its more predominant to a species type like canine, feline, reptile etc etc, then you'd take a more basic form of the species, and then depending on the subtypes, like house cat, small lizards, etc, then you get more specific features so on and so Forth.
But if it's like.. two distinctly different types, like how husk is cat with bird wings, then its a mixy-match without really being able to go full animal mode.
Either way alastor is helping with getting the care items you need
oh, your species needs a specific shampoo? Done. Preening? He'll help but he won't be to fond of it bc of the elongated touching.
Want a item that will help dysphoria (is that the right term in this context?) About not having enough of the features? Dw pookie, he gotchu
I feel like those were more therian centered
So! If your a otherkin, I feel like it's not to Likely you'll manifest with a lot of characteristics, bc a lot of mystic creatures are a lil op, ngl
So you'll definitely look more human-esque
Think like ears, eyes, horns, wings and tail.
if it's water based youll prolly have gills and finger fins, as well as minor scaling and different colored skin
But i see the dysphoria worse with otherkins than therians, just bc of how manifesting seems to Look
Alastor stil helps with any and all care products you may need, even preening and when scales get funky.
If dysphoria kicks in bros cooking you food and peeling fruit but dont expect him to be a shoulder to cry on and for him to pat your back.
if your animal is more water based he totes gets you a pool to swim in. Like in ground, deep as shit and lighted, heated and with nice walls.
Moral of the story: hell is actually good for therians and otherkins bc their all silly Lil animals guys (:
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itsokjunii · 18 days
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weenie hut jr made my isaac callout post inaccessible for some reason. so now im back to being annoyed
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enjoy having to hear me rant like a madman (fuck you tumblr staff)
im assuming people that have been on miiblr for at least a month or two know exactly who isaacthemii is, or at least im hoping so. if not, dw i gotchu. he would post things kind of in the same wheelhouse of what zorrpu posts (like tomodachi collection, miitomo, shitposts, etc etc). thats all i really know about him since i've only spoken to him a handful of times outside of our miis and aus.
now heres where i really get into the meat of the post where i slowly start to lose my shit.
so, i introduced one of my miis, Tootsie (aka Miiblr's selected mascot) to Isaac. he somehow got his hands on the tootsie ai bot, and sent me an ask complaining about how he apparently bullied isaac and called him bitchless (which mind you. everything the ai bots say is made up, and isaac took it to heart, which will probably explain his transphobia and dehumanization towards him.)
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at first, isaac had no idea tootsie was a male. but the transphobia and dehumanization slowly starts to suspiciously get more consistent, mind you.
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(i will obviously not show the video isaac sent. but its literally his miisona beating tootsie up, i kid you not. and i say it feels so fatphobic to me because for some reason thought itd be funny to make tootsie look fat, which clearly wasnt in my case.)
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at first. i didnt worry about it too much. since i thought that he was just joking for the most part. but i was very uncomfortable with how he was mistreating my miis.
later on. isaac got banned on the miicord server, after fighting with @starbitedreamworld (aka the delightful cyrus to my reese <33)
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later that week. isaac made an alt account, ban evading like. 4-8 times i kid you not. (it makes it all the more pathetic that he told people to oof themselves, only to come back and make a half assed apology post. cue the toxic gossip train music!!)
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later on. isaac made a WHOOOOOLE other account on tumblr, trying to piss off miiblr even more by not taking accountability and not giving two trucks about his transphobia. which at that point, i was slowly starting to get from annoyed to just. angry.
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let me just say, hes tried to interact with me MULTIPLES of times after i already told him i was uncomfortable with him near me and my miis. can i just say the amount of red flags this guys shows of TRANSPHOBIA??? theres no way you can do this on accident. let me just recap what isaac has done:
*made multiples of nsfw jokes about other peoples mine and other peoples miis
*told people to oof themselves
*ban evaded numerous of times
*stalked me and other peoples accounts, to the point where he was driven by literal obsession
*never took accountability for his actions
*never apologized for his transphobia
chances are. isaac will probably make another alt account soon. so i highly, HIGHLY advise you to stay cautious with any new miiblr blogs. keeping isaac in miiblr is at this point a liability and theres way too much crap going on to not make a call out post on him bruh
stay safe. juni out
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lovelyfaustus · 9 months
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do you do smut hcs? i would love to hear what you think claude’s cock would look like and what gets him turned on
i have headcanons for everything bae dw i gotchu!!!!
18+ hcs under the cut!!!!! (if ur a minor pls tread carefully)
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claude faustus 18+ hcs!
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🕷️starting off strong, claude (being a demon n being able to change his body however he likes) gives himself about 9 inches in length, probably the same girth as a soda can (shit would stretch you tf out)
🕷️i can imagine the head of his cock probably being like a bruised pink color, while the base is the same color as the rest of his body
🕷️i don't imagine him having foreskin tbh
🕷️he does have a generous amount of pubic hair, but he keeps it trimmed and neat. he also has a happy trail from his naval to his groin (sexy tbh)
🕷️i think i've said this before in an old post of mine, but one of the things that turns him on is watching you touch yourself, calling out his name, begging him to touch you instead
🕷️has a hell of a fun time overstimulating you and edging you; those are def kinks of his
🕷️being a spider demon, he does have some sort of fetish with ropes or being tied up in general (only you though, he wouldn't like to be on the receiving end, i don't think)
🕷️i can imagine claude's cum being a little thick, but with barely any taste to it
🕷️he cums a LOT. like theres just so much cum; he likes creampies
🕷️his cum tastes like very diluted salt water, and he enjoys watching you swallow it
🕷️likes to cum on your face, and depending on how he's feeling, he will cum inside you
🕷️he knows his cock is big, he also knows that it stretches you, but he likes to watch you squirm while getting used to his cock inside you
🕷️while having sex, he would prefer a normal pace, but being very rough
🕷️likes to pull your hair
🕷️ALSO i just wanna add, he is a THIGH GUY🙏 (he also likes your chest, but thighs r where it's at for him. he doesn't care much for your ass)
🕷️this is kind of a general headcanon but i feel like he would prefer chubbier, curvier partners
🕷️LOVES love handles, he will grab them, hold on to them while thrusting into you, pinch them, squeeze them,etc. he just LOVES them
🕷️i can't picture him as someone who would go down on his partner too frequently, i don't see him as someone who would like head that often either
🕷️he will use toys, but probably only vibrators or some bondage stuff
🕷️he is very quiet during sex, most likely you'll only get a low chuckle out of him when he's touching you and overstimulating you
🕷️i feel like claude would probably like spanking
🕷️he will say things to you to arouse you and then leave you hanging until you catch him at some point during the day, begging him to fuck you
🕷️(that's all you have to say)
🕷️claude could honestly last an entire day without getting tired
🕷️he likes to smack your ass when going at it from behind
🕷️he LOVES hickeys as well, he will scatter then across your entire body, especially on your legs (thighs af) and your neck, along with some on your chest and stomach
🕷️i feel like he is very easy to turn on, honestly. he has a relatively high sex drive, but ofc would only have sex with you consensually
🕷️if you're not up for it, he'll probably go jack off somewhere private and very far away from anyone
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just-sarah-xx · 14 days
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i love wholesome nontoxic masculinity
like my really close friend has anxiety and hasnt been to school for a few months and his friend texted him today (both cishet guys) and was like oh hey bro hyd just seeing how youre doin cos i havent seen you at school and my friend was like oh yeah bro i missed ya im still going to school n [insert bit where he talks about anxiety n stuff]
OMG AWWW THEY USED TO PLAY CHESS TG AND HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE OH WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR CHESS GAME N MY FRIEND WAS LIKE OH IM JS TRYNA NOT TO BE NOTICED N HIS FRIEND SAID OH DW BRO I GOTCHU WE CAN HIDE SOMEWHERE
and i just love that so much because of the stigma of mental health in guys n stuff and its so nice and wholesome when this happens because its like awww they talk about emotions and have deep talks and they feel stuff in front of each other and i love that for them so much i wish i could put my happiness into words rn
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ghostiiess · 7 months
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[NSB HEADCANONS] - date with regie!
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pov: going to restaurant with your boyfriend regie!
warnings: some swears here and there, mention of the word ‘sexy’ and regie compliments y/n, hands on the thighs, kisses, mention of a sugar mommy (he wants you as a sugar mommy since he’s ‘broke’), i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!
type: wholesome
member: regie macalino from nsb
REBLOGS AND LIKE ARE VERY APPRECIATED!
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Regie is nonchalant.
If you don’t know what nonchalant mean, let me give the definition (from google)
« feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm. »
Which is true, because regie’s really like that. He is nonchalant 😍 he even have an university with this name, remember?
(More under the cut!)
So, you weren’t surprised when your man texted you at 9:34pm on a tuesday night:
« Hi, get ready in 30, imma come pick u up 4 a date at the house, hope u r not sleeping lol»
« Btw, wear something sexy »
« So wear what you want since ur always sexy, ok bye ily »
After getting ready and everything, your boyfriend knocked on your door, not expecting his jaw to be dropped-
You were so stunning.
When i say his jaw dropped, i mean it
His heart started beating faster, he knew you were already sexy and beautiful and everything, but not like THAT
Like this was another step for regie
« Holy shit.. »
« Damn baby, you look so fucking good, omg… »
« You look stunning, babe, wow… you’re so cute »
Ofc, he kissed you
« we should stop here, bc there is absolutely no way I’ll be able to control myself if we continue our lil’ make out session »
Ok, regie
You are making regie weak in the knees 🤪
You should be proud of yourself, because regie’s nonchalant, and this man do not get weak in the knees that easily
So you guys went to a restaurant (bc i lack of inspiration and also bc date restaurant are cute too)
As you all know, this man is a gentleman
He opened the car door for you, closed it, did the same thing when you guys arrived at the restaurant
He even opened the restaurant door for you
« After you, baby »
Oh and please, do not let me forget to say that his hands were on your thighs during all the road time
If you do not feel comfortable with this, just know he’ll stop doing it, but if you like it??? Bye, you will never be able to be in the same car with him and not have his hands on you
Yes, even with the guys 😆
Anyways, back to the restaurant
Both of your arms were on a side of the table, holding each other’s hands
His fingers were caressing the top of your hand
Regie knows how to make us weak 😍🫣
“You look so good tonight, baby..”
“I mean, you always look stunning, but tonight.. holy fuck”
During the date, you both talked about your day, how work was going for both of you, the lastest news and dramas… literally everything haha
And this man could not stop complimenting you over your clothes, how you looked, how great you were doing at your job, how cute you were, like this man was being soft and all cutie cutie
When it was time to pay, this man did not want to let you pay
“I gotchu babe, dw ‘bout it”
You were like “no, i can pay, you always pay, anyways can i pay for once?”
And he was like “hummm…. No! 😇”
The worst part? He’s saying “I’m broke, baby” and “i need a sugar mommy, y/n, please buy me things” like ok, we can do that i guess, but HE’S NOT EVEN LETTING US BUYING STUFF FOR HIM, LIKE FHVCUGFGB-
When it was time to drive you back home, he was super happy (not bc he was going to end the date, but bc he was so happy of the date with you)
When he walked you towards your home door, he did like in every movie:
💃🚶‍♂️ (sorry i didn’t find an emoji where the girl was standing on the left and looking at the right)
“We should do it more often… Going on dates randomly like that”
He smiled so much this night
And his smile, omg his smile
ITS SO PRECIOUS
“ i am so happy to have you as my girlfriend, y/n”
Then he kissed you
“I love you baby, ill text u when I’ll be home”
And this is what complete the headcanon, hope you guys liked it!! (I didn’t know how to end it, sorry)
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majachee · 5 months
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Not to defend my problematic faves but tbh the turtles were absolutely right to be pissy about that prisoner guy pitting them against literal anthro tank people.
Esp since he was apparently trying to lure the turtles to Shredder??? Brother, why would you try vibe checking them early on...???
"Damn, we need a ship to get off this planet."
"Dw bro I gotchu... fight to the death.for a ship."
"Im sorry what"
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