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#i need to stop here or im gonna have a fucking cry attack
goji-pilled · 2 years
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Here goes episode 8... God.
-I've seen Sayaka completely tear Elsa Maria apart so many times now and it's still just as disturbing as it was the first time...
But it's certainy an indicator of the anger that she also uses to lash out as a witch. Man.
-Kyoko honey I'm so sorry you keep watching everything you love crumble apart
-There it is. Pinning her worth to hunting witches, because what other worth has she left. Anger, lashing out because she's drowning in her despair, the heaviness of it all dragging her down further and further until nothing but heartbreak, longing and anger is left...
-Kill him Kyoko, kill the rat. Squash his face like a bug, pop it like a balloon.
-Captain oblivious strikes again.
-Sayaka... oh my poor blorbo... you so desperatly yearn for a requited love, are so fixiated on your ideals and it's doing so much worse to you than death...
-Homura "It's not really about Madoka, but I have to force myself to not care or I will break" Akemi
-KYOKO THE GOAT!!!!!!!
...
Ah man... she cares. Cares so much it hurts, simply wants Sayaka safe and sound... brb I'm gonna cry
-Ah yeah aspect 3 of Sayaka's downfall: The point where she bases her worth on being a hero but then they make her question that. Whether the world is even worth protecting. The final straw that drags her down so far into despair that there's no longer a point for anything. Nothing's worth it anymore and then. Well. You know.
-Beat their ass!!!! BEAT. THEIR. ASS!!!!!!
But also this particular frame really captures it all I think. Black and white world view, helplessness, that feeling of being lost, that nothing matters anymore, the very essence of her despair...
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- I wanna kill the rat so bad.
-Ah the scene in the park, Homura's first time cracking... desperation is not a fun thing.
-Therapy isn't enough, I need to turn Kyubey into a kebab
-The dramatic hair flip my best friend lol
-Oh good god here comes. (Funfact, I know the text in this scene by heart lmao,,,)
-And here it is. The admission, when she finally admits that she's lost the fight with herself. The person she tried so hard to be, the expectations she put on herself finally made her break. So stupid, she says and with that she's met her end, and out of that despair and hurt rises Oktavia in all her rage and glory. Simply longing for what started it all and yet never able to reach it...  and I just- *head in hands* I can't take this anymore oughhghghg
And just as a side note, this is the first time she smiles at Kyoko, as small and sad as it is, and I just. It does things to me okay. This whole scene does.
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-And the way Kyoko yells her name.... Ough...
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t0rturedangel · 2 months
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How about the Hazbin hotel gang with seraphim child reader who just somehow appeared after ep 8
╭ . . . 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 ੭
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𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ⿻  𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘪�� 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦??
⌦ 𝒲𝒜𝑅𝒩𝐼𝒩𝒢𝒮 ﹕angel dust - swearing, just him being him. Alastor - ill intent, possible swearing. Mentions of killing, mentions of blood. Nifty - she tries to kill you, dw you dont die. this too me so long im gonna cry
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⿻ㅤㅤᱺ okay, firstly just know that the crew goes fucking crazy- I mean they just fought an entire army of exorcist angels and killed Adam, the first man Adam!! So they all think that you're sort of there to try and punish them all for it, so they all get ready to attack (even though you're LITERALLY a child, children are wild though)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ that's until Charlie, bless her heart, recognizes you (and depending on if you tried to defend her in court just like Emily) and rushes up to you, holding her arms out happily- thats until Angel Dust surprisingly tries to stop her
"It's you!" Charlie gasped, her eyes widening in a pleasant surprise, you were the third and youngest seraphim and much like your older sister Emily felt the need to defend Charlie and her idea of redemption- the thought of allowing those who suffered to see the error of their ways and correct them and then given their reward of eternal peace sounded brilliant, much like Emily you were horrified to learn of the exterminations. You were the first one to openly agree to what Charlie had said despite Adam's comments and facial expressions, you also helped Emily in trying to make the court see what was wrong with this method, unfortunately your plans did not work, though Charlie remembered your efforts and clearly she enjoys your presence. At the glee in her tone, you smiled and stepped forward, wanting to give a hug to the princess of hell though paused in confusion when someone looking oddly like a spider stopped her.
"Woah there toots!" the spider called out to his friend, grabbing her arm to halt her movement- Angel dust was staring both you and Charlie down- a look of uncertainty and distrust painted all over his face "Why ya going to rando angels? what if they were sent down here to finish the job for Adam?", Angel did have a point- you appeared put of no where and was just standing outside the hotel? pretty suspicious.. though Charlie is quick to cool things down "Oh no no no! They're alright, they're a friend! They mean no harm at all- in fact [name] was one of the angels who supported my idea!" she turned to you joyfully, smiling from ear to ear "We can trust them!" ... "okay but how did they end up here? in uh hell?" Husk piped up, his voice full of boredom- or annoyance (you can never really tell with husk, what an odd man) "Oh I fell! ... or rather- I threw myself out of heaven" you happily answered the question, giving everyone a quick second to process what the actual fuck you just said.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ thats how you joined the hotel! Pretty nice innit??
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐄
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Charlie adores you! you're such a sweet little thing, you're a sweetie and are just so kind to everyone!! (at least that's what she likes to think)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she thinks of you as a little small sibling!, after all you're the youngest of the team and act just like her, plus she always wanted a little sibling so you're perfect!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ any ideas she thinks of or any redemption exorcises she runs them by you- to see if they can be more or less effective to get her friends into heaven
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Since Charlie could only stay in heaven for so long, she loves to ask you about heaven and how it was like- always being so invested in your stories, she honestly cannot get enough of them!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ also, Charlie is... painfully aware that she can never get into heaven, ever. Afterall, she's not only a hell-born but also literally the heir to the throne of hell so yeah there is no chance for her redemption, something she cannot handle- she cries knowing this but now that she has you- someone who ran from heaven, actively choosing to leave and come here gives her comfort. Now she'll never be alone, she has you and you have her!
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𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ At first, Lucifer was startled and untrusting of you- you're a seraphim, someone that was just like him and could possibly actually take him down despite you being an actual child.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ over time, the king of hell did grow warmer to you, after all he sees a bit of himself in you. Both ex-angels, both hate heaven.... it's like you're his second little one!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Sometimes, when lucifer isnt busy with his actual child, he hangout with you- entertaining you with his magic while you return the favor with little stories and things, sometimes you even create little gifts like flowers for him.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Lucifer vows to keep you safe, even though you can easily take down hundreds of sinners and even overlords, it's paternal instincts what can i say?
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ this man totally makes you ducks- he has enough experience in making ducks so you know own a few dozen in your hotel room- how lovely!!
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𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ oh this man, this radio demon. He's out for your soul, absolutely hell-driven to get it, and it's all for power (who could have guessed)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He doesnt like kids, in fact he can confirm that he absolutely HATES children though he will act all kind and lovely to you- remember though it's all an act! don't fall for it, he just wants your soul (if he gets your soul, your angelic soul? fuck- he'll be even more powerful than before, having an angel's soul would make him practically invincible!)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ This guy, funny fella really. HE CANNOT BUGGER OFF. Whenever you need help with anything he's the first to appear and offer a helping hand- and then in return as a favor back asks for a deal- is he serious? (yes. he always is)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Alastor though also, much like everyone else becomes a a bit soft for you- occasionally creating those little weird shadow creatures to play with you, since everyone around you are adults and are busy it's a way of keeping you entertained when they're busy
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He, also, understands that you are more powerful than him- and knows that if he gets on your nerves enough he'll probably become dust.
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𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐘
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ at first, Nifty only had one goal: to kill you (hey don't blame her! Charlie told her to stab and she's still under that impression)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ good for you though!! coz you fly up right as she even tries to stab her dagger through your chest- Charlie and Vaggie immediately grabbing nifty to stop her from moving and killing you.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ after the whole misunderstanding, Nifty actually enjoys begin with you! you're clean, and help kill bugs (well really it's you pointing the bugs out to Nifty and her killing them)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ You're, unsurprisingly, taller than Nif so she likes to climb up on you and sit on your shoulders or stand on your back while holding onto your shoulders. She finds you the most comfortable to climb- plus she can hide in your wings and be used as a secret weapon.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she adores playing with roaches with you- while you are grossed out by it slightly, you still play to entertain Nifty (then after you sanitize your whole body about ten times)
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𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ angel tends to avoid you, not out of hate or spite or anything- it's just.... well he is aware of how he is and well he doesnt want to ruin you in the sense of his dirty talk and swearing.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ though occasionally he finds himself stuck looking after you, which is.... fun.... no i mean really its fun as fuck!!! Angel makes all sorts of jokes, offers you alcohol (you did almost take it if it werent for husk and practically everyone else to all collectively pry the bottle of vodka out of your hands)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ angel dust also teaches you some very creative swear words! so now, whenever you feel like talking you run around screaming weird insults at people, Alastor has heard you shout "EAT ASS AND DIE HORSE FACE FUCK BITCH!!" a few times to random sinners
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ The... star, is actually proud of teaching you those words- hey if you wanna stay in hell you gotta act like it!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ hides you away from Val- though somehow you still find out about him, and when you learnt how he treated your spider-friend.. uhm, the studio was in smithereens and val was close to death- now permanently loosing his right arm (just his right arm for now)
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𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐊
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ to you, Husk is like the weird- drunk uncle who just got out of prison. Though, he's the cool drunk uncle.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Husk doesnt really speak to you, which is brilliant coz you dont really speak- so the two of you communicate through looks and gestures, leaving everyone in the hotel watching you two 'talk' very confused.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ never gives you alcohol, no matter how much you ask with 'cherries on top' and if he does catch you with any intoxicating drinks he snatches them off of you- scolds you a bit then drinks the beverage himself.... hypocrite
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Husk helps you avoid Alastor, he doesnt want to see you being under his clutches, you dont deserve that you're just a kid.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He also teaches you how to do magic tricks just incase you ever want to become a magician... and sometimes he teaches you how to play card games- or how to gamble
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𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ In all honestly, Vaggie is very much threatened by you- because like, do i even need to say it?? YOU'RE A SERAPHIM !!!!!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Buttt as long as Charlie is okay with you and you don't pull any stunts to try and sabotage the team you're alright! Just dont try anything.... please
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she accidently treats you like a soldier sometimes- a habit from her exorcist days, speaking of you could immediately tell she was one of those angels and while you did not like her at first you grew to like her- viewing her as a second older sister
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ you and Vaggie sometimes sit and remember old times in heaven- and you'd ask about the exterminations, though quickly stopped after noting her discomfort.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Vaggies also likes to try and swap weapons with you- to see if she and you can handle other weapons (unsurprisingly you both adapt quite quickly)
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love-belle · 8 months
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're the blueprint for true love and everyone's in love with their love.
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for when you find a love that feels like love. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - im back (im so sorry) i really hope u like it <3 thank you so much for reading, i love you <3
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≡;- ꒰ °instagram ꒱
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Sarcastic man hating Lesbian Y/n if she was in tlou
Pairings - Abby X fem! reader, the Salt Lake City Crew X platonic reader
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Random WLF Girl - hey y/n we Need to talk.
Y/n - uh.. ok
Random WLF Girl - look so I know you and manny have been hanging out a lot more recently but just so you know he’s mine.
Y/n - girl.. what the fuck does that have to do with me
Random WLF Girl - I know you like him!
Y/n - …right idea wrong person babe
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Owen - all I’m saying is that your plan to to attack the scars is stupid
Y/n - ok and I think the way you act is fucking stupid but I wasn’t asking you ok
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Owen - What’s more important huh? Doing the assignment like Issac has intended for us or going after some rumor about some stray pregnant dogs
Y/n - Abby~ I can’t do it alone.. pleasssee *purposely shifting so your cleavage is more noticeable*
Abby - *looking down and sighing*
Manny - and we lost her
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Nora & Mel - *standing aside watching you and Owen fight*
Owen - You don’t get to talk to me like that
Y/n - And you need to shut the fuck up when grown women are talking!
Owen - I—
Y/n - SHUT the fuck up! When grown women talking!
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Mel - thanks for doing my hair y/n
Y/n - of course I always cut your hair melon *kisses her cheek*
Owen - *walks into the room* woahh someone looks pretty
Y/n - and it certainly isn’t you
Mel - dude..
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Y/n - I fucking hate men
Manny & Owen - we know
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Y/n - *bleeding out*
Nora - she’s loosing blood! Y/n look at me what’s your type
Y/n - really hot blonde girls with muscles and a passion for revenge
Nora - blood type dumbass
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Owen — *thinks he’s telling a joke but it’s actually stupid*
Y/n - *chuckles and points gun at him* I will shoot you
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Y/n - manny what the fuck! If you hook up with someone at-least have them take their underwear home with them *tosses blue bra at him*
Manny - keep that same energy when you leave your shit here after your nights with Abby
Y/n - 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
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Leah - are there any drugs in the apartment
Y/n - if there are you better find them and give them to me immediately… no there’s no weed in the apartment
Leah - you sure Nora said you can’t smoke while hurt
Y/n - yeah I’m sure if there is I’ll find it and give it away it’s not a big deal ‘ouhhh there’s drugs in the house ahh we’re all gonna die’
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Manny - hey man I don’t think that’s how your supposed to change a light bulb
Y/n - oh my fucking bad Tomas Edison why don’t you come over here and show me how to do it
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Jordan - you didn’t cry when bambis mom died?!
Y/n - yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the dear
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Owen - *tells plan for an assignment*
Y/n - Owen that’s actually a really good idea
Owen - really?!
Y/n - no.
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Y/n - *anxiously packing to leave an assignment early because she heard Abby had gotten injured*
Jordan - wait where are you going
Y/n - to the clicker convention down the road WHERE DO YOU THINK IM GOING!
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That’s it lmk if y’all want a pt 2
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noeasyisnoisy · 26 days
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‼️TBB EP 10 & 11 SPOILERS BELOW CUT‼️
ep 10
who tf are these people
ykw good for you emerie
ARE WE FINALLY GONNA KNOW WHAT THE EMPIRE IS DOING
“YOUR responsibility” hemlock is setting her up for something 
kids?
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS INQUISITORS I THINK
omg those poor kids :(
why is bro smirking like that HELP
oh my god they’re gonna take that child.
BANE AGAIN??
poor baby omg MY HEART
i have a soft spot for kids i’m sorry 
EVA IS ADORABLE
“when i’ll be going home.. can you find out for me?” IM IN PUBLIC IM GONNA START CRYING STOP
i don’t trust this green kid
CALLED IT
omg he just wants to go home IM GOING TO SOB
“i was following protocol” = “good soldiers follow orders”
why did i know his name would be jax
am i psychic or have we heard it before and i’m js forgetting
nala se 💔
“there is nothing i can do” YES THERE IS BE SO FR
NO NOT TARKIN 
ngl i’m kinda surprised tarkin doesn’t know abt the project
OH MY GOD
PHEE
NO
omg what if (if he’s tech) she snaps him out of it.
“how many others like this have you captured?” oh honey you have no idea
i can’t stop thinking about the baby and his mother and THIS IS REALLY SAD
DID THEY KILL JAX???
“we just wanna go home” STOP.
SHE KEPT THE HAY LULA
AND GAVE IT TO EVA
SHE KEPT THE HAY LULA AND GAVE IT TO EVA!!!!
i’m rooting for you emerie
ep 11
where are we
PHEE!!
oh my god phee. (i remembered the convo w maybe tech)
IS THIS A TRAP
ITS A TRAP
I CALLED IT
PHEE WATCH OUT
i’m trying so hard not to get up my hopes that it’s tech rn.
what did he grab 🤨
tbb’s location or smth maybe??
SHE KNOWS
sneaky bitch
maybe tech’s ship reminds me of padmé’s ship a bit
not exactly but kinda similar? maybe it’s js the general shape
PABU
NO
pabu’s gonna be gone
NO THE CADETS
oh god are they gonna leave right before pabu’s attacked 
TECHS GOGGLES.
GET OUT
STOP
AND LULA
OH MY GOD
i’m currently bawling my eyes out
notice how the island is completely in the dark
god i love lighting
HUNTER KNOWS
NO HE SEES HER
OMG NO
WRECKER KNOWS
holy fucking shit.
HOLY SHIT
HE BETTER BE ALIVE
IF THEY KILLED HIM ISTG
CAN I NOT CRY FOR TWO SECONDS
hunter knows
HOLY FUCK
I KNEW IT
PABUS GOING DOWN
ok this music slaps though
maybe tech feels like tech but the voice (accent, tone, everything) is SO different
my heart hurts omg
OMEGA SWEETIE NO ITS NOT YOUR FAULT
“i’ve barely done anything yet” first of all BE SO FR second yep oahu is a goner
ok but protective crosshair hits different every time
BATCHER STOP
if they kill batcher.
OH THANK GOD HES ALIVE
JENNIFER YOU SCARED ME.
why was hunter taking out that trooper kinda..
EAT HUNTER
GOD HES HOT
maybe tech no. 
STOP
omgomgomgogmogmg
HES ALIVE BUT IM STILL SOBBING JESUS
I NEED TO CALM DOWN
OMEGA YOU ARE NOT GETTING CAPTURED
STOP IT.
she’s smart but it’s too risky
she’s grown up so much holy shit
“then you never should’ve come here in the first place” I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA KILL EVERYONE OMG
crosshair your hand better not start shaking.
HIS NOISE
HIS SIGNATURE NOISE
IN THE MUSIC
ITS BACK (it might’ve been back for a while but i didn’t notice it)
THANK GOD HUNTER
WET HAIR HUNTER⁉️⁉️⁉️
IM TOO HURT TO APPRECIATE FULLY THOUGH
update: i rewatched and that hair is NOT wet 😔
BATCHER!!!!!
oh my god hunter’s gonna be PISSED
i’m crying again
NONONO
HUNTER SAVE CROSS NOW.
NO
NO
NO
NO
omega what do you know
is she meditating
THE FORCE???
IS SHE GONNA TAP IN AND TELL THEM BC IDK WHAT ELSE THEYD DO
ok so my final thoughts are i am HURT and still crying WHAT THE FUCK JENNIFER
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tcoptp thoughts pt.16
the black brothers angst better be healing
remus and tomny will be the death of me
every wolfstar fanfic needs to have sirius sleeping in remus' bed while james loos for him blissfully unaware
Yayy regulus and remus <33 [nevermind he got angry pretty fast]
Lol wtf is with remus and his fangirls random girls saying hi get that nick nelson thing out of my face this isnt heartstopper
REGULUS?! fucking prank wars gonna start between them now
Marlene its ok im on your side
remus getting chased by girls is his villain origin story
OMG REGULUS IS TRANS IN THIS?!?!
trish is like that random person in class who you think is just off-putting but they're actually really cool and just give you bits of information like a treat of friendship
i love their trio can they please hang out more?? please please ple-
remus and regulus are back <3
impossible improbable, sirius and nikolai would have loved each other istg there has to be one fanfic where they met
'i look for you in other people' remus ik you write poems but this is top tier poetry i cant believe someone actually wrote this
think this deserves a special point but mots putting disaster girl author notes seems fitting and creepy and now im scared
me making myself forget every wolfstar angst that ever happens is a form of self care otherwise i'll cry
............ just kill me at this point why dont you <33
brb guys smt got in my eye
.........holy fuck,,, never going to recover
is this some sort of "the prank" equivalent cause idk how i feel about that (can anything be worse than this?)
EFFIE YOU ARE THE GREATEST MOM IN EXISTENCE
'bite me, suspender stanley' im crying 💀💀
kinda dont like sirius rn and my mind is viciously attacking me for it
ok so remus ran away and is now with tomny, amazing fantastic gl-
never have i felt more pain than i did rn
this is the weirdest take on the miscommunication trope ive seen
hi guys can you please sort the fuck out of your shit? thanks <3
...do the girls know somehow or they just guessed? wont be suprised either way tbh they can actually talk about their feelings
how the fuck is remus suprised that people can actually guess what he and sirius were doing its so obvious like asdfghjklzxcvbnm
please please please please please please please please stop
'im so fucking mental about you' asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop
'im not a poet' 'part-time then' THE TITLE'S HERE HGHGDHDSUI
SUNFLOWER FUCKING IN THE BATHROOM GSDGSDGSGFGRS
'youre like a dad to me' asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnmabcdefghijk
TOMNY MEETING THE GUYS YES ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP
K what happened with tomny and sirius cause im concerned that sirius will actually throttle/kill him.
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bee-birb · 3 months
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compiled my thoughts whilst watching sonic prime s3, shes a doozy
WATCHING IT
he ate shit again :3
AHHHH THEY HELD HANDS (for half a second to propel forward) BUT STILL
shadow COUGHING??? he can get HURT??? nah he just fell
HE ATE SHIT AGAIN I LOVE THIS SONIC
🎶there goes hawaii, there-ere goes hawaii🎵 🎵there goes hawaii, the island is gone🎶
THE FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY IS GORGEOUS
THE LITTLE DETAILS AHHHH LIKE TEHIR EYES MOVING AND EARS AND SHADOWS CHEST FUR MOVES WHEN HE BREATHES AHHHH SO GOOD
BIRDIE GO BRRRR
times sonic has eaten shit this season: 4
nine: “i hate chili dogs!” sonic: dramatic and wounded gasp
I need to get this off my chest why does sonic slap his ass as a taunt ive seen it in prime and ive seen in in x, this is a recurring theme and i am wtfing at it, why does sonic have a thing for smackin his ass as a taunt? idk but its fuckin hilarious, your ass is not that juicy it is not tempting, save the ass slapping for the bedroom you blue gumball son of a bitch, Sonic you have flat ass syndrome stop
DYING ONE OF THE BIGS JUST GOT SPINDASHED AND LOST HIS MEMORY AND STARTED TALKING BRITISH THIS WAS NEVER RESOLVED WHAT THE FUCK, DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO HATE PIRATE BIG CUZ HES FUCKIN BRITISH
GIANT BIG HAHAHAHAHA GIANT BIG ROBOT SOBS HES JUST A GUY HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE MADE A ROBOT DOUBLE WHO SHITS FROGGIE NUKES
where the FUCK is sonics boyfriend you cant hide in the crater the entire climax battle dumbass getchyo gay striped glutes out here and save you bf
bro got hit with a bomb and SURVIVED
SCREAMS AT THE GAY IDIOTS IN THE CREVICE DOING GAY SHIT LIKE SMASHING EACH OTHER GAYYYY
LMAO SHADOW ACTUALLY SMILED, granted, he was talking about “smashing hordes of sonics” (probably about destroying them but it was offcamera so we’ll never know) IT WAS SO CUTE
i also need 4 rocks, 80 ft of vine, and a time machine
times sonic has eaten shit this season: 6
the gang is not impressed by sonics bf
there goes hawaii, there-there goes hawaii, there goes hawaii, the island is gone pt 2
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gonna draw this stupidhead 🫶
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THE LIL NODS I AM SCREAMING
me when 6 identical copies of me attack my boyfriend (its kinda hot)
"AAAAAHHAAAHHAAAA! aaaahhhaaaahhh! splat."
YUHHH STEP ON YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN thats like what the 4th time???
renegade knux makes the best faces ngl like his expressions are top tier
shadow has not been onscreen in 10 minutes give me more of the edgy swifty, THE KING HAS RETURNED
SHADOW NODDING WHEN SONIC SACRIFICES HIMSELF HE KNOWS AHHHHH THE FUCKING NODS I AM SCREAMING THEY ARE COMMUNICATING WITHOUT WORDS LOSING MY MARBLES GOING KOOKY SCREAMING
OMGOMGOMG WHEN SONIC IS SAYING HOW HES GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF AND HE SAYS "If I do this" AND SHADOWS FISTS TIGHTEN HE CARES IM NOT CRAZY BUT IM SURE NOT NORMAL
CRYING he still has a smile as hes going to fucking DIE AHHHHH SCREAMING
ahhh the gateways are the shape of the shards
HE FUCKING SMILES AS HES ABOUT TO GET THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF HIM HIS LITERAL GLUE HOLDING HIS ATOMS TOGETHER WILL BE SLURPED LIKE SPAGHETTI THROUGH A STRAW AND THIS INSUFFERABLE SELF SACRIFICING IDIOT IS SMILING IM GOING TO COMMIT SEVERAL WAR CRIMES
HIS FISTS TIGHTEN AGAIN WHEN THE MACHINE TURNS ON IM LOSING MY GRIP ON REALITY
AHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING DROOP THE REACH SCREAMS IN AGONY THE HOPE IN HIS EYES AND HOW HE REACHES UP TO HELP- HE DROPS IT HIS EARS DROOP HES SAD AND LOSES LIGHT AND HIS EYES OH HIS EYES SPEAK MULTITUDES
old man soccer
HE STAYS BEHIND WHILE THE RESISTANCE FIGHTS THE CC SO HE CAN MAKE SURE SONIC DOESNT EAT SHIT WHILE HES BREAKING APART AT THE SEAMS
gay ass hand on hip side lean, fucking queer
OMGGGGG RUSTY KEPT THE GRIM ROSE HAMMER CACKLES SHE WILL BECOME AN EVEN BETTER WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
HIS FISTSSSSS THEY CLENCH WHEN SONIC IS LIKE DYING ON THE SHIPPPP
hA the sisters rose are FAILING now his bf gets to save his blue gumball ass
HE LOOKS SO SAD WHEN SONIC FAINTS GEDGIYFVJITWSGHIFE
BRO IS FUCKING TRANSPARENT SIR WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO BE SO LOW OPACITY YOUR ATOMS ARE SLINGING AWAY FROM YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS FASTER THAN IF YOU WERE RADON YOU SELF DESTRUCTIVE IMBECILE
THE FUCKING NODS I CANTTTTTT
SONIC SMILES HES SO HAPPY TO SEE SHADS ON THE PRISM
lol rock gone get rekt eggbreath
HE DOES LITTKE EAR WIGGLES AHHH SO CUTE
you have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life, i hope you both die.
SCREAMS IT IS BEAUTIFUL EXCELLENT ENDING 10/10 WHERE THE FUCK DID SHADOW GO WITH THE THING IDC ITS BEAUTIFUL CRYING WHERES MY FANFIC
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That Spot
Starring: Eddie Munson and Y/N
Warnings: cumming. Crying. Angst. Smut. Fluff.
A/N: The way I described Y/N's panic/anxiety is how I feel when I get panic attacks or anxiety.
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There was one spot on Eddie's neck that would make him cum instantly. You didn't know this, of course. He was good at hiding it until one day while you were fucking, you sucked a hickey near that spot and he just.. came instantly. No warning or nothing. Then he told you about it, and now you were doing it in public to embarrass him a little extra.
You were in a clothing shop he brought you to when you said you wanted some new clothes that would fit his style. You were in the changing room. "Eddie, could you come in here and help me? I can't reach the zipper.." you asked with a slight smirk, knowing what you were about to do to him.
Eddie came in, he was a little confused. "What do you need help with?" He asked, a little concerned. He didn't know what you meant, why you were looking at him like that. "Did you have something behind your back or.." You cut him off by pinning him to the wall. Thank god he closed the curtain when he walked in.
"Eep!" Eddie was surprised by this. Was something wrong? What was happening! He was so confused with that look in your eyes. Eddie looked down at the zipper on your clothes, thinking that's what you were having trouble with. "W-what's wrong with your zipper?" You giggled and buried your head in his neck, slightly licking a little down from that one area. Eddie didn't expect you to be this bold today. "H-hey! St-stop that." He said, his voice a little shaky. He still tried to push you off of him a tiny bit more, failing to move you even a little. You chuckled and sucked a small hickey in that one area, ignoring him. He covered his mouth and moaned, the sound getting muffled by his hand. a small damp patch formed on his jeans. He actually came. Just by that.
You giggled as you pulled away from his neck. "Good boy." You teased him with a small laugh. He obviously didn't find it funny because you were in a clothing store. Eddie stared at you for a second, his face a little red. "What the hell...?" He asked. "Why did you-- why would you do that?" He asked, looking away. "Just for fun." You giggled. "You should try hiding that." You said and pointed to the small wet patch on the crotch of his jeans. He looked down, horrified at the mess. "Ah, dammit... I have to change clothes." He said, he looked like he wanted to cry. "Could you help me?" He asked, "It's kinda embarrassing to have to do it myself, y'know, because..." He said, gesturing at his.. the problem.
"You look like you're gonna cry..." Your voice was a lot less confident now. He knew about all your past trauma and how it affected you. Specifically the amount of guilt you feel compared to him. Eddie looked up at you angrily. "You've caused this, all because of your stupid joke!" He yelled, sounding pissed off at you. "Look what you've done to me! You think this is fun for me? I have to walk through a clothing store like this. So you better help me fix this mess." He yelled again. He had a bit of a scary look on his face, his usual friendly face replaced by a fierce expression.
Your whole body tensed up, and you felt like you were boiling. Not from anger, fear. It was like there was a lump in your throat. Your body was shaking a little, and you just stood there, breathing quickly. Eddie realized that he was scaring you, and he felt a little bad now. "A-Are you okay? I didn't mean to scream at you like that." He said, a lot quieter now. He looked a little guilty, and he rubbed your back to help calm you down. You kept breathing quicker than regularly, burying your head in his neck to calm down.
Eddie could tell you were still scared, so he just stood there hugging you to help keep you at least a little calm. He ran his hand through your hair, his other arm wrapped around you. "I-im sorry.." you mumbled quietly. Fuck, you were crying, he thought as he felt small droplets on his neck. He hugged you tighter, rubbing your back a little. "Hey... Hey, it's okay..." He said in a soothing, calming tone. "I won't yell like that again." He said, "Come on. Let's clean up this mess a little and then go home, okay?"
You nodded. "Mhm.." He let go of you now, wiping your tears so he could see your face better. "How are you feeling? Do you think you can walk okay?" He asked, slightly concerned. "I'm more concerned about you.." You were still mumbling, your body still tense. Eddie sighed and looked at you. "I'll be fine... Just... you look like you're close to having a panic attack." He said softly. "That's why I was concerned." You nodded. "I-i know.."
"You wanna stay here for a bit, or should we just leave?" He asked, looking at you. He looked a little uncertain about what you wanted. He wasn't sure if you wanted to stay or go anywhere else, and he wanted to help you make a decision. "Leave.." You sniffed.
"Alright..." He said, sounding a little sad. "I, uh, hope that thing on my jeans isn't too noticeable." He said as he grabbed your hand and started walking towards the exit of the store. People were staring, but not because of Eddie. They were staring at you. Most likely, because of your teary eyes and red cheeks. Eddie noticed this, especially since he had been looking at you a lot because of your crying. He looked at the people staring, his eyes narrowed, and he gave them a stern and intimidating look. It didn't matter why they were staring, he didn't like people staring at his girlfriend like that.
You quickly got out of the mall and to Eddie's van. Once you were in the van, Eddie looked at you again. "Are you okay?" He asked. he was worried because of all that crying and panicking. "'M fine.." you mumbled, a neutral look on your face replaced that sad and panicked look. You always did this after crying or having a panic attack. You blocked out your feelings and ignored them like the damn plague.
"Are you sure?" He looked at you, concerned. You had never done your whole 'neutral face' thing after a panic or anything like that in front of Eddie. He was a little worried about you for that reason. "Maybe we should stay somewhere a little longer?" He asked, wondering if that would help. "No, it's okay.."
"Okay... if you say so." He said, not completely convinced. He started driving, and they eventually got back to Eddie's trailer. You always did this to everyone else, but this was your first time doing it to Eddie. "Are you actually okay, though?" He asked. He was still worried, but he wasn't going to keep pushing you this time. He just wanted to be a little certain that you were actually fine. "I said I'm fine, Eddie." Again, you didn't sound mad or panicked. Just neutral. "I know, but a lot of the time, you say that and it ends up that you aren't." He said, not sure if you were lying to him again or if it was actually the truth this time. "You know you can tell me if something's wrong, right?"
You sighed. "Eddie, you know all - most of my past trauma, right?" Eddie was quiet for a moment before responding. "Yeah..." He was thinking about how he should respond, he was scared about what you were going to say next. "I do."
"Yeah.. this is how I react to that Shit at the store.. I get all.. guilty and worried.. I feel like my body is boiling, and I can't move much.. and after crying, I.. I just don't feel..."
"Just don't feel at all, huh?" He said, "I don't know how to help you, really... You've done this before, what happens next?" He asked, a little worried. "I'll calm down and fall asleep.."
"Oh, alright." He seemed to have accepted your response. "Well, we're here now... Can I do anything to help you feel better? Anything at all?" He asked. "Cuddles in bed.."
"Oh, yeah, definitely." He said, smiling now. "Do you wanna cuddle on the couch or go straight to bed?" He asked. "Doesn't matter to me."
"Alright. Cuddling on the couch wouldn't make you feel any worse, so let's do that, right?" He said, starting to walk towards the living room. You followed him. He sat down on the couch and started pulling you into his side, wrapping his arms around you and starting to cuddle with you. He sighed and rubbed your back. As he slowly rubbed your back, you fell asleep with your head on his shoulder. Eddie noticed and smiled at you a little. He thought it was cute. He pulled you a little closer so that he was holding you a bit better. he kissed you on the head, holding you tightly.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!
the comic is cancelled. you probably already assumed that since i havent posted anything about it in a while but yeah the things dead now lol. mainly because i dont care much about omori anymore, the comic sucked, and it was too much effort. i feel kinda bad about leaving you guys in the dark for this long tho, so i thought id go ahead and include all the scrapped stuff for the comic that never got finished
while i was writing the comic i started a google doc that laid out ideas i had for future pages. heres that if you wanna know how the story ends
it was written over several months and (most) things are in order of where they go on the timeline not when i wrote them so it might be a little hard to follow
also some art i never posted
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(at least i dont think ive posted the last one)
i quoted not liking this comic as one of the reasons i stopped so let me explain that with a list of things id change about this if i were to remake it (which i wont)
remove the swearing that was so stupid
make omori mute (and probably use sign language)
omori does not express fear or stress in-game, thats sunnys job. quit it
he also does not cry and generally shows emotions (even the big ones) in more subtle ways (which i think i was trying to shift towards later in the doc) idk why he was so emotional all the time
literally everything about how i portrayed omori actually that was all just awful
the panic attack scene is fucking embarrassing i have no clue what i was thinking. im so sorry for writing it like that i did 0 research beforehand
make it shorter why did i think that would work out
id probably just make it a fic, comics take way too much outta me compared to just writing things
it does not need a big epic ending and probably shouldve ended not long after they escaped black space
the romance is horrible but thats the foundation of the comic so idek what id do about that
stop making everyone talk like therapists 24/7
and yeah it has a lot of problems but i still do care about this due to the ammount of effort and love ive put into it, i just cant and dont want to continue it
so yeah thats where this story ends ig. i had a lot of fun along the way, and thank you so much for all the support. bigger thanks to that one sunflower discord server (if you came from there you know which one) for being my main motivation and support throughout this journey. sucks this comic never got to see its full potential but im relieved to finally lay it to rest. the blog will stay up for archival purposes but i will not continue the comic any further obviously. the ask box will remain open if you wanna say anything or if you have a question about the story or whatever. thanks for reading.
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a rollercoaster of fucking emotions
911 thoughts s7 e5
- HAND MAN
- alien hand ?? lmao
- hen and her knowlate 🫶🏻
- lmao pleasee they’re struggling so much lmao
- oh bucks being choked
- bobby 🫶🏻
- oh eddie… um
- HES CHOKING BUCK AGAIN ??? oh dear
- kinda funny… those poor guys
- HENREN 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 MOTHERSSSS
- THEYRE GETTING A LITTLE GIRL
- i’m so excited this is aaaa
- NO WHAT 😭😭😭
- they’re ??? not ??? getting a little girl ????
- i’m devastated they can’t do this to me i was so excited why would they do this to me
- another girl ?? a nine year old :((((
- they’re the best chance :((( aaa
- THE DATE OH MY GOD
- HERE WE GO
- they’re going to a movie 🥹🥹
- evan.
- HES SO AAA
- the 118 was a regressive place… you did that ngl but it’s okay
- “i’m not lying” BUCK BABY
- “date with a dude” 😭
- A RAINBOE ON HIS INSTA HES SO CUTE 😭😭
- “i guess it’s just me that makes you nervous” IM GONNA AAAA
- HOT CHICKS buck stop ??? help
- SHES MOVING IN ??? HELP MEEEE NOOOO
- EW I CANT
- CLOSET SPACE “right evan” IM GONNA DIE
- he’s so awkward :(((
- “it’s mine”
- “i think you’re adorable but i don’t think you’re ready” IM SOBBING NO
- BABY BUCK NO PLEASE IM SNSOSBSKSBSSI I CANT DO THIS
- aaaa henren again 🥹🫶🏻
- the blanket is the only thing she has left :((
- hen understanding non-verbal i’m going to CRY
- denny is so sweet im aaaaa
- karen getting emotional me too babe
- THE TEDDY AAAA 🥹🥹🥹
- lied to eddie…
- BUCK
- a date…
- he’s not saying it…
- OUTNOF THE WAY
- “this person” he’s so 🫶🏻
- a MARRIED WOMAN IM SO
- “who it is isn’t the point”
- “HE”
- BACK GO THE PRONOUN
- IM AN ALLY BUCK STOP
- “more than an ally”
- “didn’t think that’s where you’re interests lie” eddie diaz
- CHEKC OUT A HOT GUYS ASS
- “EDDIES FRIEND”
- he came out to maddie… kinda im shaking
- THE HOT PILOT BAOSBSOSDB
- eddie and … her… ew
- IM GONNA DIE I CANT DO THIS
- STOP THAT
- i need him to find something dumb
- THE CACTUS “you’re kinda cool” he’s a loser i love him
- A NUN ??? NO WAY SHES ACTUALLY A NUN
- SHUT THE GUCK IP THATS SO FUNNY
- HES QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE
- IMAGINING HER AS A NUN I CANT IM CRYING
- karen 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
- oh the teddy bear:(
- mara are you okay :((
- oh she’s :(( poor baby :((
- buck at the stationnn
- EDDIE IN THE GYM
- GYM SCENE GYM SCENE
- “you are here early” buck you are literally so awkward
- a avoid not having sex ??? what
- CATHOLIC GUILT OH MY GOD YOURE DAY
- “SHE WAS A NUN” “oh”
- he’s so angry about her past as a nun im crying
- not the cross help…
- GO TO CAP 😭😭😭
- “you looked like you wanted to tell me something” uh
- hen and bobby time
- talk about mara :((
- that poor baby :(
- i hope she realises she’s safe she deserves it
- oh denny :( he’s so sweet i can’t
- karen kinda side eyeing her… don’t make me dislike you :(
- her blanket is her safety net 😭🫶🏻
- “this isn’t working out” NO YOU GOTTA MAKE HER SAFE
- i need this storyline to work out good it’s got to i need this
- BOBBBY TALKING TO EDDIEEE
- second thoughts about moving in BOBBY YOU ARE GOOD
- panic attacks mention
- a commitment phobe
- SHANNON
- demisexual eddie diaz i WILL have you one day
- “only you know that” but i don’t think he does tho
- go to confession hehe
- a dog attack …
- ARE THEY COMPARING A DOG TO THEIR FOSTER GIRL ??? STOP THAT
- they’re literally comparing a dog and a child i can’t
- and they’re vets now ???
- is this twice they’ve saved a dog
- dog :D
- they asked athena 😭😭
- “are you sure” oh my god i’m gonna cry aren’t i ??
- “i don’t want to be another name in a long list of people who failed her” 😔😔😔
- THEYVE ASKED MADDIE TOO
- her little voice oh my heart is breaking
- oh my god :(( mara you poor sweet baby i hope you get the love and safety and happiness you deserve
- i’m crying i can’t do this
- “she was afraid we weren’t goig to wake up” ILL SOB
- LOFT
- LOFT
- LOFT
- “she wants to know what i want for dinner” lmao
- DO I??? stay in the loft 🤭🤭🤭
- NOT WITH GOD WATCHING LMAO
- “i’m gonna have to break up with her” omg best idea you’ve had
- “you and tommy have the best idea”
- IT WAS A DATE
- OH SHIT
- OMG
- WE WERE ON A DATE
- “really?”
- “WAIT TOMMYS GAY” IS SO FUNNY ???
- not questinging buck but tommy 😭😭😭😭
- “is that weird” “NO ABSOLUTELY NOT”
- this do in t change a thing between us
- “he dumped me”
- HE CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM :((((
- “you should call him”
- ONCE HE GETS TO KNOW YOU
- i’m so happy aaaaa
- TURN AROUND AGBTHE DOOR
- VOME HERE
- HUG
- “call tommy”
- not them exiting with a parallel lmao
- hi eddie
- “heyyyy” hes so awkward
- dinner with her brother girl-
- HES SO AWKWARD STOP YOU LOSER I LOVE HIM
- “guy who needs a minute” eddie diaz im in your fucking walls
- DONT YET HER ILL KMS
- EW
- STRAIGHT EDDIE GET OUT OF HERE PLEASE
- “can’t wait to move out” me either LMAO ME
- karen my love 🫶🏻
- the blanket slowly coming down, like a barrier coming down
- “you’re safe here even if it doesn’t feel that way yet” :(((( AAAAAAAA
- SHE SPOKE :((( baby spoke im so proud of her im not okay
- CRYING RN
- BUCK ????
- did he call tommy 🤭🤭
- omg hiiii
- coffee date aaaa
- “mmm so not like that” LMAO
- “i would like to change that” aaa
- “i didn’t want to pressure you” AAAAAAAAAAA
- “i don’t know what im ready for but i am ready for something” i can’t do this
- “COME WITH ME TO MY SISTERS WEDDING” BUCKA AOSJDODBDDIS
- “evan.”
- HOLY SHIT
- DATE TO A WEDDING
- “i need someone to dance with” HOLY SHIT
- HUH
- STOP WEDDIGN ????
- EVERYONE STOP
- OH CLIFFHANGER
- BUCK AND EDDIE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
- 80s THEMED PARTY
- THE WEDDING IS THE CLIFFHANGER
- WHERE CHIM???
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bluiex · 9 months
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i put it in google docs to check the word count it’s a bit over 1000 words so that’s fun, but without further ado, i present:
funny things i have read in smut:
“Then he hit the bundle of nerves that fanfic readers are all too familiar with.”
“Luckily he is also a slippery motherfucker.”
“inexperienced in the art of giving giant people hand jobs.”
“Getting cock blocked my a church!”
“I’m not a food (name)”
“unsure why (name) was treating him like he was at the dentist”
“Also when they arrived (name) threw a plushie at them, hitting (name) square in the face.”
“I-uh I wh-uhm I”
“Breed! Breed! Breed! Mate! Mate! Mate!”
“(name) smiled “sure just don’t kill me””
“(name) would probably just scold them and then offer some advice and (name) would probably just laugh and offer to punch (name)’s stomach or some bullshit. “
“She then sauntered her way back to the over-eager man laying in an idiotic position on the bed, probably trying to be mock-seductive.”
“"What? Don't you like what you see?"”
“he let out a shaky breath and stood up straight(gay)”
“(name) finds out where all the missing orphans went, and no, it’s not Technoblade.”
“(very unimaginative for a nonhuman, what were his parents thinking?)”
“it was at that moment that (name) had internally asked himself three questions: am I really considering sex with a dragon? Is this really what my life has come to? Dragon fucking?”
“" Sorry gang I have to take the fattest piss in the whole year."”
“"I just don't think you are gonna be screaming pickles in the middle of fucking-"”
“Angry at (name) for even having the audacity to be alive and breathing.”
““Look, I’m your chambermaid not your chambertherapist,””
““I saw a man purchasing cocaine from another man.” He mentioned offhandedly.”
“"Fuck you" he responded, lowering himself to lay on the monsters chest and stomach.
'That's what your doing'”
“Author: Am eating cucumber”
“(name” smirked with delight, reaching down to poke at his cloaca”
“he got so many new experiences (yes, even beans on toast)”
“”did you just.. call me dude in a romantic way?”
““Were you expecting me to say ‘it’s dishonourable to attack when not ready!’?””
“(names) hands are shaking so much that he might actually shoot one of them in the foot. Which would seriously kill the mood.”
“Is he not also deserving of being a sexy pirate with huge tits?”
“He doesn’t know what he’ll do if (name) pulls away and starts talking again. Cry, probably.”
“sorry i was possessed by an evil spirit called homosexuality writing this”
“im normal *paces around my cage*”
“i need to fuck this himbo.”
“am I saying that gay sex is the solution to relationship problems? Absolutel- *dies*”
“and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.”
“the real fantasy here is having a shower that's big enough for more than one person lmao”
“not like he was thinking of boneing (name) or (name) anytime soon.”
“(name) has eaten (name) out (wow that's really a sentence I just typed)”
“Tea anon *shakes you like a maraca*”
“because holy hell (name) has got to have some absolutely incredible thighs”
“I know that we all universally agree that (name) has the biggest dick on the server”
“I just think they should fuck and it would solve all their problems. Or make them worse, but at least they’d have fucked <3”
““tiddies plz? May I have a face full of them?””
“(especially after he's been fucked into the next century by her-)”
“When he is satisfyied and (name) is a right mess and a little hard- (name) just leaves lmao”
“You have my utmost respect and love person who suggested it I will give you a handshake”
“Hi I have a headache the size of Texas but that doesn’t stop the Headcanons from plaguing me like visions.”
“(name) just walkin around butt ass naked, dick out :sobs: /pos”
“getting the fucked and bred into the next century-“
“"he's a fucking dumbass jesus christ i want to bear his children"”
“(name) lingered, because he was a simple man, and couldn’t turn down a chance to look at (name)’s ass. In his defence, it was not a bad choice. Man.”
“Not that burying his face in (name)’s tits was a bad time,”
“(name) slurred out a grumbling complaint, so far from any word that (name) was almost impressed.”
“(name), I am going to set you on fire, please.”
“(name) raised his eyebrows at (name)’ choice to not wear underwear. The man was truly feral sometimes.”
“This goes even harder (hehe)”
“Why do school work when imaginary men can fuck in our heads *gets run over*”
“Unfortunately, it covered all of (name)’s actual ass,”
“his eyes relaxing and focusing in on the much nicer view of (name)’s chest.”
““Are you saying that to me, or my boobs?””
“little panting sounds as he tried to remember how to breathe.”
“He needed to scream into a pillow, like, now. And then do other things with that pillow”
“She could talk to him however the fuck she wanted after riding him like that.”
“And my god if anyone saw his back they'd think he got attacked by a bear or something “
“(name)’s sense of time is a little – hah! – fucked right now.”
“resisted that dang mouth”
“(name) has two tits!”
“a worker is giving him a weird look for clearly having boner while staring at some bell peppers.”
“He really was a friend shaped nugget”
““If it's not a booty call I'm not interested,” “
“(name) bussy canonically has the power to unlock peoples closeted inner fruit”
“the glass was so fragile that gay sex was enough to shatter it”
“just waiting for (name) to calm down. (name) also waits for (name) to calm down.”
“and enjoy the ride””
“nor does (name) actually get off on being commanded to fuck. (well, he might. i've never asked.)”
““I’m at a vulnerable time in my species transition and you’re making sex slave jokes?””
““Well, stop being horny for five seconds and let me finish explaining.””
“Gotta have a weird gay thing going with at least one of your friends at all times.””
““Oh no, your dick is broken! I’m prescribing you blow jobs~””
“trying to look calm and collected. like a cucumber.”
“giving it the sloppiest toppy he could in his state.”
-🍞
“Breed! Breed! Breed! Mate! Mate! Mate!” I felt that. LOL
““Are you saying that to me, or my boobs?”” FAVE FAVE FAVE
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ariesbilly · 3 months
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misc. tag game
tagged by @blood-mocha-latte
a band you don’t like that many others do:
maneskin... tried a couple songs, wanted to like them.... cant do it
a childhood memory that you remember vividly:
this costume contest i refused to enter because my costume was boring and i knew i was gonna lose by the adults were like "no just join come on itll be fun" and i was like... already consumed by the darkness at that point lmfao and i sat watching everyone crying. fun! lmfao
least favorite animal and why:
i hate a snake. i respect their role in the ecosystem but dont you ever put one near me. dont put one within 5 miles of me. no. i dont trust anything that slithers bitch aint got no legs! i dont like that. and the striking? dont like that either. i have to stop talking about them now im genuinely uncomfortable
hot fandom take:
steve harrington is not a good character. he is badly written. yall only like him cuz you think joe is hot. thats literally it. the man has literally zero positive qualities. apply this to every other loved st character as well theyre all bad the show sucks i hope everyone dies
do you were any jewelry, if so, what’s your favorite piece:
i wear a friendship bracelet and a rope bracelet i got on a cruise (i forgot what theyre called. sailor bracelets or something?) and thats about the extent of my jewelry wearing
a movie others liked but you didn’t:
i don't think i've ever cognitively watched a movie and thought that i loved it or hated it. i'm usually just like Well That Sure Was A Movie. <- im keeping prevs because thats what wildest thing ive ever read in my life i need to study you lmfao as for my answer, insidious movies are bad. youre next is bad. many movies this website loves i havent even seen but i know they are bad thats why i havent watched them.
three things you love about yourself:
my hair is getting real cute lately. i am a huge bitch. i stare at my butt a lot i think its fun
a place you hope to visit in the future and why:
italyyyy i want to trace my roots
an actor that gets on your nerves and why:
idk if theres actors i have beef with for their personality lmao several i dont like because they are overhyped and im sick of seeing them. ariana grande she counts as an actress i cant stand her lmfao the vibes are rancid also stop dating married (taken) men its gross its weird
things you’re excited for in the nearby future?:
for my dog to finally be healed from her surgery cuz god its a lot of working making sure she dont pop her stitches
least favorite ship in a fandom you’re in:
if stancy is endgame im setting fires to buildings i want you all to know this. also fuck a steddie and a ronance but that goes without saying
what’s the most toxic fandom you’ve been in?:
stranger things. riverdales a close second but stranger things... you are all genuinely mentally unwell i would like to speak to your therapists and tell them shit aint working
list three things you find beautiful about life:
the ocean my best friend the ocean. animals just be out here looking for pets... brings a tear to my eye. im really struggling for a third life is bad lmfao my best friend? thats it.
any dreams for the future?
i try not to think about the future it gives me panic attacks
how are you really feeling today?
sleepy
tagging (no pressure): @panickedpenguin @avalonlights @ihaveacorgi @imsodishy
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nintendont2502 · 6 months
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😡
what pisses you off?
god so many things. . im actually the worlds biggest hater im just really good at hiding it
off the top of my head uhh
when people are talking/making noise when im trying to Do/Watch/Read/Listen to things,, bro just sthut up !!! really need to move out purely because sometimes i just Cannot stand the sound of people existing
being treated like a child,, bro im nearly an adult im chilling just because i look like im permanently 5 seconds away from a panic attack that doesnt mean im actually nervous and even if i was why are you talking to me like a child. man.
unrelated but shoutout to the time i tried going to the museum and they stopped me and only me at the door and were like 'oh are you here with your parents? :))' and when i went 'no uh. im 17?' they sounded genuinely shocked and were like 'really???" like yeah man i drove here i come here all the time you wanna see my drivers license? just let me in i got dinosaur bones to see
okay back to me being a hater uh i get so fucking frustrated when people cant understand me and i have to repeat myself (tbf thats probably on me talking way too fast and quiet but. man i cant do anything different ive tried). also related when people talk over me oh my god im going to kill someone
uhhh nintendo. everything about nintendo.
getting overstimulated makes me into the worlds biggest bitch im gonna be real. i hear too many sounsd at once and im either going to start crying or start screaming at someone (or both)
anxiety :thumbsup: man fuck anxiety bro
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violentviolette · 1 month
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can't sleep. my cats been missing since yesterday afternoon. this'll be her second night not here and the longest she's ever been away from home. its been raining all day. its still raining. my wife thinks she might have gotten stuck up a tree. she hates the cold and being wet. also heights. she doesn't like jumping up to high places. we think she fell out of a tree when she was a kitten before I found her.
I looked for her all day and into tonight. stopped once it got too dark. gonna keep looking once the sun comes up again and I know I need go sleep before that happens
ive never actually bonded with an animal before but ive also never had one as long as ive had her. its been 10 years. ive also never had one go missing. i dont like new feelings. ive had 3 panic attacks and started crying like a dozen times. ive checked all over the house, every floor every room top to bottom over and over again. pretty much once every hour. I checked outside 4 times but I didn't search the trees in the backyard. thats the first thing I'm gonna check in the morning. I want to check now but its pitch black and I dont have a good enough flashlight. but its raining. its raining and she hates the rain and heights and the cold
I dont actually know what I'll do if shes dead. not finding her would somehow be worse. id just worry forever.. I still don't know how she got out, if she got out. my wife keeps telling me there's no way she's just dead inside the house. she wasn't sick. or old. theres nothing she could eat that would poison her. if she'd fallen inside and snapped her neck we'd have found her by now. the dogs would know and be acting weird. by tomorrow wed start to smell her.. shes gotta be outside
I just want her to be somewhere. anywhere. Its driving me insane that I dont know where she is or what's happening to her or where to find her. I dont even have a clue. she just disappeared into thin air. she's not an outside cat. everywhere I look and everything I do is a guess or a shot in the dark. I dont know what to do so im not doing enough. I could look for her better if I knew where she was. if I knew anything at all other than that I saw her in the kitchen yesterday afternoon and then haven't seen her since. I hate not knowing things I hate not having information I hate not knowing what the right thing to do next is. theres too many variables and too many options and I just don't know.
I spent all day tearing apart the house looking for her. what if shes been outside the whole time. I could have been looking outside more. I could have found her by now. what if I keep wasting more time and more days go by because I just don't know
I hate not knowing. it makes u make the wrong decisions. u dont know and then u do the wrong thing and then u get the bad outcome because u didn't know. I hate it I hate it I hate it. this is why I need to know everything all the time because if I just know things I can fix it. I never have enough information to just fucking fix it
I need to go to sleep. I want my cat back.
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eliothedud9000 · 6 months
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my silly little episode notes
this was very fun i want to start doing this for every episode
i really liked how family bases this episode was with the closes and stamplers/marlowes
i cant wait until we see the oaks!!
!! SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 45 OF SEASON TWO !!
Episode 45
Oooooo intro
Anthony the penne patriot
Pasta ew the eating sounds wtf
YES THE HEAVEN CRITICISM LOL
WELCOMETODUNGEONSANDDADDIESNOTABDSMPODCAST-
The theme song went on longer than usual..? Not complaining but huh 
Will is having a stroke ig
Taylors fact: Taylor may no longer be a ranger but he misses being able to disguise himself as a trash can and being pushed on a stage
2 1/2 months of the senses???
Mr boss kicks fact: linc’s bathroom regimen revealed!? he puts all his clothes in the laundry and puts on a new pair of clothes every time he goes to the bathroom. ALSO HE DOESNT DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY??
Normal fact abt normal: normal is the FOUNDER of the school yearbook club. A book club about the yearbooks at San Demis high. They had an alumni guest last month. Normal was the only one there. His audience is usually just kids who think its the real yearbook club
Scarys fact: she has a favorite planet which is mercury because mercury has the longest day which means it also has the longest night. The longest time to write poetry and focus on regrets and be sad. (Even tho Venus has the longest day)
HERMIE FACT OMFG: hermie didn’t have a childhood and he was conjured as a freshman with memories of being alive as a child. Not real memories tho. Scam thought it was the funniest part of someone’s life
scam tf??
poor hermie he doesn't even know :(
recap: They need to fill the magic jar with daddy magic to send the doodler back to his own dimension
AND THEY FOUND TERRY FIGHTING WITH GLENN
I MISSED YOU TERRYYYYYYY
Terry is the one who shot nicks arm off and glenn is mad (for a good reason tho-)
Scary is freaked out poor scary
But Terry you messed up buddy
Oh shit is Terry going to die forever
AND HES COUNTING ON IT???? 
Oh shit Terry don’t cry you don’t deserve this- 
AHHHHHH RON AND TERRY REUNION THIS IS SO CUTE SHIT MAN THE HUG OMG
Damn these imps are wild-
Normal you have been exposed…….. release your emotions!!!
Well normal since you’re crying you should put it in the jar-
Scary and Terry omg. Reunion. Reunion. Asdfghgfdgfs
She’s saying it was just a phase oh shit??!?!!!!!!!
Damn
Terry
Terry
Buddy
You don’t deserve this
You dumb suicidal idiot
SCARY AND TERRY OMG ADSFDGFHJGHFGDFHFJG SHES HAPPY TO SEE HIM AND HES HAPPY TO SEE HER AASFDGFHDGFSGFDH
Terry takes the jar omg
No he’s crying :(
Ron?
In a field?
nick has been avoiding them, and they’re trying to be friends again ok
Nick walked out of the brush and into the cleaning
And Ron is…. Talking about his hair…..
Ron you’re going to beef it.
They want to take the people here into hell… thats why he’s upset
Ron wow you are very wise.
I fucking love the stamplers adsfergrtbrgjmt4igjn
“You become the person you choose to be around”
Lark and sparrow and Terry don’t attack him!!!!
:(
Oh shit
TERRY
NO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NICK WAS GOING TO TALK TO YOU
FUCK FUCK BADASS SAD FIGHT :(
Unrelated why did I just get a message from someone asking for a picture of myself????
NICKS ARM
OMG
NICCKKKKYYYY
TERRY
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
RUN NICKY RUN
Honestly Terry that’s what you get
Don’t cut someones fucking arm off
“You lied to me kiddo”
Oh no
Ron
“I don’t think you’ve been someone you’d choose to hang around with lately”
TERRY DONT CRY 
AW I FEEL BAD
TERRY ANDF SCARY HUGGING AND SHR HUGS BACK OMG OMG OMGASGDHJTHJFDG
SHE SAW HIM AT HER SOCCER GAME
OMG
IM GONNA CRY
HER BIO DAD WAS NEVER THERE
BUT TERRY WAS
AND HES CRYING LOUDER
OMIGOSH THE STAMPLERS
SORRY STAMPLER/MARLOWES 
HALFWAY JAR
The remaining families are the close and oak
ASDCFVGHBJNKMLJNHY TERRY AND SCARY HOLY SHIT
SCARYYYYYYYYY YOUU SAID I LOVE YOU OMGOMGOGTJHRGJRUJHJVDU HOLY FUCK OFGJGFIDGHJD
IM GONNA CRY ISTG
Glenn stop fighting 
Terrys fine
Chill
“I don’t forgive you for what you did but I get it. I understand” good for you nick
Yes Taylor glenn is the coolest motherfucker
Yikes
Glenn wasn’t there for Taylors birth…
Damn nick is passive aggressive (its deserved tho)
Glenn are you fucking kidding me-
TAYLOR IS BORNED
“You want to cut the umbilical chord dawg?”
Its a chill doctor
Uh oh here comes glenn
And he’s passed out and high as fuck
Great
#1 dad award
“Youre a granddad now-“ “whaaaaaaaatttt”
Aw nick 
That’s so sweet he doesn’t want Taylors first sight of his granddad to be bad
What book is glenn reading?
Jodis been there a bunch of times and glenn hasn’t. What an ass ngl
“Hell yeah bro what a cool kid…” 
The first time glenn has seen himself in the third person
And he sees the reality
OMG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?????
MY HEART-
Taylor
Omg
You just destroyed nick
Then again obviously he wanted his dad in his life
Too little too late Nicky my man
:(
I just want to hug them all
Fuck
The closes are fucked up
Yikessssss
Taylor did 23 and me and just saw fire and the cops showed up
Nice
Uh oh 
Nick
NICK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR NOT BEING THERE FOR YOUR KID
DONT BLAME IT ON THE OTHER DADS
YESSSS THEY MESSED UP 
BUT
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY WHERE ITS NEEDED
Taylor wanted his dad for when he was getting his yellow belt at mall karate
And the parents applauded 
And taylor looked to the crowd
His mom is there
But
His dad isn’t there
And another kid got a dad hug and got to get ice cream and poor Taylor got to skip a belt but WHAT ABOUT HIS DAD.
And he gets kicked out from karate 
;-;
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY NICK
“I think you fucked up in the same way too”
GLENN 
SERIOUSLY.
“Where were you nick >:( “ bitch-
Glenn thought that if he kept his distance in hell then he wouldn’t be a bad influence on nick 
Aww
:(
“What if we started over?”
THEY ALL GO TO DISNEYLAND AW
I WOULD LOVE THAT
Taylor doesn’t know what Disneyland is lol
Omg
There is no fixing it
Shit
This is the best its going to get
All these families are so fucked
“Dw thats just the gunfire level…”
“NOPE NOPE THATS NOT THE GUNFIRE LEVEL”
Ew the government :|
OHEMGEE SCHMEGANNN
Wait full control of hell-
OH NO
HOLY SHIT
The background music slaps tho-
Jodi says in morse code: get nick and Taylor out
I like Jodi
Hes a good guy
Oh no
Don’t fire at glenn
“Is glenn immune to bullets?”
NEW KING OF HELL 
LINC 
WHAT
NEW KING??????
NORMAL?????!?!?!?!?!
TAYLOR??!???!?!?
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE???!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Hell is locked down and no one is leaving until they have a new leader
And now they are going to fight 
HOLY SHIT
SCHMEGAN
“Only one gets to leave alive”
So overall thoughts…. Good episode. Kinda went by quick tho but could’ve been because I split it up instead just listening to it all in one sitting
After this fight and hell leader thing I feel like will is just gonna drop a bombshell of family angst and problems on us when its time for the oaks to give their daddy magic. 
But Terry and scarys reunion omg 
I was about to cry it was so cute
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