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squipdop · 2 years

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if you don't mind me asking, what's witch hat atelier? Professor Qifrey looks very 👀👀

I do not mind AT ALL!! Thank you for giving me the chance to talk about my newest Interest™

Witch Hat Atelier / Atelier of Witch Hat / Tongari Boushi No Atelier is a Seinen manga series by Shirahama Kamome. There are currently 9 volumes out in English (and in German), it's ongoing and an anime adaption has been announced earlier this year!

The story revolves around Coco, a young girl who always dreamt of being a witch. After she messes up a spell and accidentally turns her childhood home and her mother to stone, she is rescued/taken in by Qifrey, a witch professor, and becomes his apprentice.

But of course more trouble is coming for her quickly, as the Brimhats - a fraction of witches who practice forbidden magic - have taken a special interest in her. And even the people she trusts might not all have her best interest in mind.

I'll be honest, Witch Hat Atelier is one of the best manga series I've read so far - and I've been reading manga for a good decade now. It's whimsical, it's gentle, it's funny, exciting, and just... special. Even when it deals with heavy and complicated topics, the mangaka clearly thought about what she wants to depict and how. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoiler anything, but one of the reoccurring questions the manga asks is how it is supposed to be fair that only certain people get access to power (magic) and how those people get to decide what magic is 'good' and allowed and what is 'bad' and forbidden - even if the forbidden magic could help many less fortunate people.

Not to mention how absolutely gorgeous the art is.

Also, the manga has a spin off series called Kitchen of Witch Hat / Witch Hat Kitchen which is a domestic fluffy cooking manga about the people living in the atelier and it's super sweet!

TL;DR: Read Witch Hat Atelier. Do it for the brushbug.

#Witch Hat Atelier #Atelier of Witch Hat #tongari boushi no atelier #Blabbering #manga reccs #also anon i agree. Qifrey is very 👀.#his black turtleneck haunts and torments me. i swear to the heavens.#also of course u should buy the manga to support it! but in case you cant. well.#i Might have a solution for that. if you message me off anon. i Might have totally legal access to the totally legal totally not scanlation #also on the Weeb Ass Shit scale im gonna give it like. a 0/0/0. it doesnt require anyone to be like. In The Manga Scene to get it #it has zero (0) fanservice sexualisation (if you dont count qifreys turtleneck)#and its. just good. no shit here.

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kyngsnake · 2 years

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replaying old world blues and once again wondering if Dr. 0's voice actor knows his niche is pathetic little science men or if that just happened organically

#hes also rusty ventures va #i swear to god if 0 is just a reference to rusty and it went over my head #im gonna #i dont know #be a pathetic little science man sans the science ig

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mlkmart · 2 years

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anyways tumblr fandom brainrot is at it again with the girlies in wwdits. long tags cause cause the tumblr fandom is wild yall

#i swear tumblr has collective brain rot in any large fandom #why are they acting like there isnt one episode left #they so quickly jump the gun and start acting rabid when the season isnt even over #thw wwdits tag is border line insufferable to slog thru with everyones hot takes #like im sorry yall only have one collective brain cell besties if you think thats how marwas ending is #like have yall never season the other 3 seasons of wwdits? and how they handle recurring characters?#unless the side character is played for gags and goofs only they give them a better ending than that or they have them stick around #they dont just dump them with one episode left in the season in the most shitty way possible #jenna was only a season 1 character and she got a proper ending despite never reappearing like they aint just gonna dump #marwa like that 🤦🏻‍♀️ this is just tumblr going from 0 to rabid like usual so no surprise there

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fakewaves · 8 months

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FUUUUCK NEUVI IS SO FUUUN THIS IS SO UPSETTING!!

#aster musings #im at 0 pity and saving for baizhu so i cant even try for him sob but i will throw those free anni fates at him lmao.#i could do with any of the 4 stars from this banner too #IM GONNA GET HIM ON A RERUN I SWEAR!!

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teemhaunts · 1 year

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WHY IS THIS GETTING POPULAR

#IT GOT 0 VIEWS N NOW IT HAS LIKE 250???? HUH???!????#if this goes viral im gonna pass away i swear #meanwhile my animatic has liek 3 likes

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carcinized · 1 year

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taking the day off from classes today, maybe if i catch up on schoolwork and feel motivated enough i’ll work on C-17 :]

#no promises but they’ve been in my mind i swear i just literally have 0 time #but today im so exhausted that im like . seein spots in my vision So . We are taking the day off #which does mean im not gonna force myself to write. but if i feel up to it then maybe I will :-)#tobin talks

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thecapricunt1616 · 1 month

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Damiana (c.b. oneshot)

♡ O/S Inspo: Damiana (otherwise known as loveseed) is used to increase the intensity of sexual magick, increase magical energy, divination, dreams/clairvoyance, enhance pleasure and increase psychic abilities.

♡ Summary: You & Carmy wake up extra early on your day off for some reason, so he knows a good way to put you both back to sleep.

♡ W/C: 1,737

♡ Posted Date: 04/18/2024

♡ A/N: OMG Thank you all for 100 followers what the actual heck!!! I want to give each and every one of you a forehead smoochin, thank you so much for hanging out with me and supporting my work! As per usual my requests are alwayyys open! For Carmy x Reader & Carmy x Sydney I woke up today at the asscrack of dawn for no reason at all, and was hit with a strike of writing lightning!! Just in time for my 100 follower celebration :D!!! I hope you enjoy this smutty smutty goodness. Sidenote - Taylor is releasing an album tomorrow so I am bouncing off the walls of my iron cage and gnawing at the bars I'M SO READY!!!! ANYWAYS enjoy my friends <3

♡ Warnings for BTC: Unedited (we die like men!!!) Breeding kink, swearing, smut smut smut, fluffy needy Carmy, established relationship NO USE OF Y/N

➵ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 ♡

➵ 𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 / 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 ♡

Early mornings with Carmy were your favorite. Well - the early mornings that he wasn’t jumping in the shower even before the sun had kissed the horizon. But these mornings.

You woke up this morning at 4:52 - it was Sunday, your favorite day. Carmy & your day. The Bear was closed, the single day a week that it was - so it meant your loving, wonderful husband could stay in bed with you until 3 if he wanted.

He’d told you many times before if you woke before him for some reason on your sacred together day, to wake him because he didn’t want to spend a moment without you - but for now, you watch.

It wasn’t often you saw your beloved man like this, fully at peace. Well, other then when he fucked you - but while awake he never fully looked this peaceful.

You carefully brushed his messy curls off of his forehead, dragging your nails across his scalp gently. You just couldn’t help it, you knew how much he loved it.

‘Mmm?’ He grumbled, his voice thick and low, husky with sleep.

“Sorry” you whispered, smiling a bit. You couldn’t help but think of a grizzly bear when he’d make noises like that. While he was in this half asleep - half awake state, he would grunt and huff and grumble, especially on Sundays.

Just like any other day, his internal clock was on time - and today - he has 0 alarms set.

“No ‘s fine been up” he said softly.

You kissed his forehead tenderly, the faintest bit of mint sticking to his breath from last night when he brushed his teeth before practically crawling to bed since he was so exhausted.

“Bear- it’s Sunday- go to sleep” you said, gently rubbing over his bare chest with your soft palm.

“Damn birds” he grumbled, causing you to giggle.

“Y’know it’s the boys, actually? Because the uh…the moms. They go out before the sun, to find breakfast. And the dads are - well. Scientists theorize - that the dads are calling the moms back to the nest, like an alarm the kids are up and hungry” you said softly.

He hums in interest, rolling on his side with his eyes still closed and gently kissing down your neck as you spoke

“All I heard was a really good reason we don’t have kids yet” he said, voice deep and thick with sleep.

“Yeah yeah ok Mr ‘im gonna make you a mom’ “ you imitated his horny raspy voice and he chuckled, snaking his hand under your shirt and rubbing over your stomach gently

“I am as soon as you take this fuckin thing outta y’r arm” he gently bites down on the inside of your bicep where your implant was, sucking gently, causing you to laugh.

“I swear to god - your hormones Carm, it's like you’re ovulating or something” you teased and he snorts a laugh into your skin

“Not my fault you make me horny in the morning” he reached up, palming your breast and squeezing gently

“You were horny before you woke up fucker, I feel you” you teased, wiggling into his bulge that was pressing into your ass firmly.

He moaned softly, rolling his hips into yours “Y’gonna help me out or do I have to go shower?” He teased with a grin.

You roll your eyes playfully “gonna make me work before the sun is even fully in the sky?” You asked and he chuckled a bit

“No. Just stay right like this. I can play with you, right?” He kissed your jaw gently, nipping at the sensitive part near your ear and soothing the sting with his tongue in a way that made you whine.

“Yes. But I wanna feel good too” you said, voice needy already. It was quite embarrassing the effect he so easily had on you, he barely even had to try.

“Oh of course princess, y’think I’d neglect my favorite toy? When have I ever left you without makin’ sure y’feel good mm?” He kissed the base your neck right at the top of your spine, spreading your thighs with his knee, your bodies flush together.

“Well there was that one time-“ you teased as he pulled his cock out

“Oh the one time I punished you f’r bein’ a brat.” He squeezed your hip and trailed his hand around your stomach, rubbing gently before dipping his fingers in your panties, finding your clit and humming in satisfaction when you whine hotly, arching into his frame further.

“Cause you were wearing those slutty gray sweatpants and every bitch in the grocery store was staring at your dick print” you counter, causing him to chuckle, the vibration coursing through you since you were flush to him like one being.

“mmmm and is that why you’re so wet, cause you’re thinkin’ about me wearing something slutty?” He teased rubbing slow firm circles in the way that made you writhe and squirm.

“Stop teasing before you nut all over my back” you smirk and he gasps, feigning offense.

“Someone is mouthy this morning” he moved the fabric to the left, rubbing his thick cock over your folds easily with your slick aiding him, moaning softly.

“Mmmm thank you” you rest your head back on his shoulder, eyes fluttering shut. “Feels soooo nice.” You mumble as he slowly rolls his hips, the head of his cock teasing your clit just enough.

It wasn’t a full rub, not enough to make you cum for a while, but more a pleasant gentle massage. You felt his hand back on your stomach, rubbing short strokes up and down as he pants, in pure quiet bliss. That was something you adored about him- whenever you were in public, he was shy, quiet. So quiet. But when you were alone together- the man didn’t have an off switch.

Neither did you, but yours didn’t shut off in public, either. You did enough talking for the both of you, it was what drew him to you. The only time you made him more quiet, was when he was playing with you this way in the morning. You were pretty sure it was the time, his brain hadn’t fully woken yet - but he had one thought bouncing around like a DVD video logo his cock was achingly hard.

“I’m probably gonna fall asleep but you’ll wake me right?” You asked and all you got in response was a breathy ‘mmhmm’

He gently bit down on your neck, then your shoulder, then your arm, causing you to giggle and look back at him as well as you could “you wanna suck on it. Don’t you.” You teased, referring to your implant.

Another whiny ‘mmhmm’ and he rolls his hips a bit harder, causing you to moan as his tip ruts over your clit firmer

“So sweet.” You smiled lazily, closing your eyes once more and humming “I love this Bear y’make me feel so good” you said softly and he whimpers

“Fuckin’ hell y’too sweet. Lettin’ me play with you like this sweetheart, the sweetest girl” he praises, pushing the hair from your messy sleep off your forehead and kissing your temple.

“Cus’ y’the best husband” you laced your fingers together and held your hands over your stomach.

“Mmmm y’know I fuckin love hearin’ y’say that, right?” He rasps, hips getting sloppier and rougher as he got closer to his high.

“I do every time I say my husband on the phone you blush. It's the cutest thing that you’re still feelin’ like we’re on our honeymoon 2 whole years later” you kissed his hand sweetly.

“Cause I’m so fuckin’ lucky. Can’t fuckin’ believe y’agreed to take my last name babe. The way you say our last name is so fuckin pretty” he said, kissing your shoulder gently

“I feel so fancy with it. Mrs.Berzatto. Berzatto is so much cooler then my maiden name.” you said

“Fuckin hell sweetheart im so close can I please cum in you?” He begged, his voice needy and wanting

“Of course Bear Y’don’t need to ask” you said and he released your hand, placing his palm at the base of your abdomen and slipping in, filling you to the hilt.

You whimper, back arching slightly “mmm feel’so full” you mutter, gasping as he started a quick snap of his hips, jaw falling slack.

“It’s so fuckin hot that I can feel myself fuck you” he pressed his palm firmer into your abdomen, angling himself in a way to both feel himself better, but also slide perfectly against your gspot

“Yeah y’get so deep bear. Y’gonna fill me up? Y’gonna knock me up? Mmm?” You whine, your own orgasm approaching fast

“Fuck yeah I am princess sh-iiit. Fuck gonna make y’a fuckin mom” he grunts, spreading your legs further and reaching down to rub your clit making you clench around him.

He whimpers hips stuttering as he ruts into you, completely bottoming out trying to get as deep as he can as he empty’s his huge load into you, breathing hard and remaining still inside of you while he rubs your clit in quicker circles.

He could tell you were on the edge because of the way you were clenching and unclenching around his now overstimulated cock, he wanted to get you there so he could remain inside of you for a while.

“That’s it, my good girl. Thank you Angel, you took me so well. Y’can always handle whatever I give you it’s so fuckin hot. Now I’m gonna make sure y’re all taken care of, mmm? Just like I promised” he said softly into the shell of your ear before kissing your head gently.

“I’m cumming. I’m fucking cumming - oh- fuck-“ you whine, thighs shaking as some of your mixed arousal drips down his balls to his thigh.

“Gooood. Tha’s it, good girl” he praised, slowing his fingers to a slow rub as he worked you down.

“Mmm that was so nice Carmy” you hummed, looking back and kissing his lips lovingly.

“So nice princess. Thank y’for letting me” he kissed the tip of your nose gently “can I stay in a little longer” he kissed your jaw gently

“Course- I was actually gonna ask you to. I like falling asleep like this” you laced your fingers together holding your interlocked hands over your belly. “Y’so fuckin perfect” he mumbled into the skin of your neck.

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oobbbear · 2 months

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:-DD werm

8um8le???? Hum???!!!!???? Are you trying to kill me with these/silly/positive/srs/0-0!? I love this hello???? Oh I adore how to draw doll bodies and I adore how you draw hands it’s just so 🤌🤌🤌✨✨✨man

I’m gonna, sit in the normal corner, for a bit

Im normal i swear

#AAAAAA #GRAAGAGAGAGGAARRRRR #AAA #stare at this #and all the others #for probably forever #gerrrrrr #beautiful beautiful fanart #eat this #chew #taste like caterpillar #delicious #sobbing

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nifreti-ii · 7 months

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Z holding himself back lol

Wanted to finish this before Halloween caaaaause demon, demon fitting for spooky holiday :>

Also, I FINALLY decided to check the vn out and, HOLY SHIT! Shevbwkavdvvdkw im dying holy shit.

concrete has too much POWER T-T. Their art, the story, THE CHARACTERS WTF (I’m fine I swear, not)

anywaaaaaays I also noticed in @favorvn z gets a little jelly and i'm pretty sure makes a reference to Uriel. When I was reading it I was like ‘:0 omg’ I fucking loved that little detaaaail! I'm telling you now, I don’t know when the second episode is coming out, BUT I DO KNOW I'M GONNA SIMP EVEN HARDER!!

Fuck man, im down bad. Concrete out here providing some good ass food mmm. My hope is when the second Episode comes out they get more recognition >:)

Check out my Masterlist for my art and writing. >:D

#digital art #fanart #my art #digital drawing #my fanart #art #digital fanart #favor vn #z favor #favorvn #yanderevn #yandere #yandere visual novel #visual novel

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xgermankittycatx · 2 months

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some more random sketches (including rdr2 because i couldn't help myself :0) I SWEAR IM GONNA DRAW MORE MERLIN STUFF SOON!!! i just have rdr2 brainrott at the moment :'D (the picture in the first drawing is a monumental sculpture from Staglieno Cemetery if anyone's wondering :])

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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remus: don’t do (insert stupid thing)

sirius: i won’t- i swear on my life

remus: you have exactly 0 self-preservation instincts, im gonna need you to swear on something else

sirius: i-

remus: swear on james’ life

sirius: yeah i can’t do that

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s0ckh3adstudios · 3 months

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i said id do it. here is. a thing.

https://youtu.be/2dMz27UkaQ0?si=iRuCY4YC2pY6oKq6

^^ proof of concept for a fathers execution..... rougher than dirt mind you i just slapped chords on with 0 thought,, im missing like 2 sections before phase 1 is over,,,, some of the transitions btwn motifs are. off. but fuck it we ball i like it so far i hope u do too <333

OHHHHHHHHHHH. MYYYYYYYYY. GODDDDDDDDDD.

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I AM SQUEALING AND GIGGLING OUT LOUD. OH I'M LOSING MY MIND. I KNOW THIS IS JUST A TEST BUT

OH MY GOD.

DUUUUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. OH MY NGIHJGERKSHKDOWOYRHEOAHJOTOAEYHLTJN

THE WAY YOU MADE SHOWDOWN SOUND IN THE BEGINNING OH IT'S SO SAD. OH IT'S SO PERFECT. ALL THE DIFFERENT MOTIFS DUDE. HAHAHGJTGKHJWELSRHLLSRH The inclusion of Forlorn is so sad... AND THE USE OF TENTH LEVEL LOCKDOWN IS SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL. /POS

DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW INSANE I'M GOING OVER THIS (and my friends I showed this to them and none of us are okay) THIS IS. .AWESOME. SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT. I LOVE THIS. I DON'T USUALLY SWEAR BUT FUCK IT WE BALL!!

YEAH I'M. GONNA BE ABNORMAL ABOUT THIS FOR AWHILE. THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME. THAT IS SO COOL. AHAHFGJKERH IT'S A FATHERS EXECUTION IT'S REAL!!!

#smh where's the mo motif... (the mo-tif) /SILLY /J #goldstar couldn't afford the copyright fine to use his theme #sock talk #undertale gold au #undertale yellow #uty starlo #uty north star

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empressangell · 30 days

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How to manifest

1st things you absolutely need to engrave in your mind is that you are perfect as you are right now. You don’t need to be your “ideal self” to get what you want, it doesn’t matter what your life is like right now you can still get everything you want.

For example if you want a giant mansion, luxury cars, and a husband who is perfectly obsessed with you then all you need to do is want it and tell yourself that you are worthy or deserving of those things right now just as you are and you need to believe that because it’s true

So whatever method for manifesting you do make sure you do it in the present moment and not for the future or when u get this and that or learn this and that it doesn’t matter what it is you don’t have to be an awakened hardcore spiritual person to have your dream life you don’t have to be more mature to have your dream life of course you can still grow and learn but it shouldn’t be stopping you from getting what you want

I used to say when I get rich I’ll buy expensive art supplies and today I got all of those expensive art supplies today for free I paid 0 dollars and none of my family members bought it for me. Im 17yrs old and my 3d reality told me im broke and living with my brother. Yesterday this would have been impossible now it’s not I’m still me and I got everything I wanted and you can too

Tip when u visualize make sure you wear the clothes that you have on or do the things you already do

For example your manifesting your desired body wear the same clothes your wearing right now and visualize how different they look/feel like if they are too loose because you lost weight or too tight if you gained it.

Or if your manifesting a house visualize you in your new home with some of your old things or do something that is really familiar or normal to you like if u don’t like cleaning imagine/visualize that your in your big house and your annoyed because you have to clean up or you have to wake up in the morning and it’s so cold so u have to walk all the way to the thermostat

Same if your manifesting a car do normal thing that you always do like maybe eating in the car or throwing trash out the window if you do that.

Just make it as normal as possible to you

This is the key to manifesting anything don’t limit yourself either if you want a car that’s above your current funds then don’t stress just manifest it for free

Some affirmations I got/ have a brand new BLANK- that was completely for free forever

Ex. I got/ have a brand new pink Bentley car that was completely for free forever

Meaning no car payments not paying insurance nothing just free You don’t need to have a perfect mental diet or perfect self concept

1 affirmation that I swear by is I get everything I want no matter what and sometimes I say I get everything I want very fast no matter what and when I say no matter what I mean NO MATTER WHAT idk if the weather is cold as ice if I say I want it to be sunny best believe it’s gonna be sunny

this works for everybody so Ik you’ll succeed in manifesting just trust yourself and have fun always

-Empress Angel

#Loa #loassumption #neville goddard #manifesation #self concept #visualization #reality shifting #you are god #you are the universe

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