#i will not be offended

[onlygenxhere]

Love the Way You Love Me

Love the Way You Love Me Rated E

Julie, Reggie & Luke have been together for a few years now. The band is on a working vacation on a small island in the Caribbean, staying on the estate of one of their richer than them music friends. It’s Thursday night which means the band is taking a self imposed break & Julie & Reggie are already out dancing at a local club where no one knows who Julie and the Phantoms are. They’re hoping Luke will show up soon so they can enjoy the night together loving and being loved by each other.

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #peterpatterlina #rukebox #it's my first fic with these three together #so of course it's just smut #don't like don't read #i will not be offended #i wrote this first section months ago #reggie's pov and the rest of the night coming tuesday #needed a break from the angst of BofD

[alexis-royce]

🪪 — Have they gone by any other titles? Will they go by different ones in the future? 🎩 — What would an Exceptional Story featuring this character be about? 🦑 — Would they kiss a Rubbery Man? (from the-capricious-socialite)

🪪 Have they gone by any other titles? Will they go by different ones in the future?

They did indeed go by “The Disgraced Academic” after those terrible businesses at the University and the Shuttered Palace. Before that they were the Infelicitous Mendicant- the Bazaar streets are full of people who just stare at the walls, trying to decipher the Bazaar’s Correspondence. The Disgraced Academic spent several fruitless years trying to piece it all together. They’d likely still be out in the cold, sketching and getting shoes thrown at them by urchins, if it wasn’t for The Topsy King and The Marvellous.

As for the future? There may be a new title on the horizon (but man, changing their name would mean changing the tag, and I want to keep things simple for myself XD )

🎩 What would an Exceptional Story featuring this character be about?

This one’s really tough; should I be super self-indulgent, or try to balance something that would center an actual player? I’m used to designing stories where my OCs are NPCs for a tabletop group, or interact with player characters, so I do actually have quite a lot of fun not making my OCs the main character!

They’d probably make for a good minor antagonist; someone fun to humorously beat, or a good example of an upper-class/rich villain who is only temporarily allowed to live their perfect life, due to social class and lucre. A story with themes regarding how social clout will never protect you the way a real community will. If I were allowed to be hyper-self-indulgent, then likely it might be about stifling actual art in order to prove themself to Pages in order to “be one of the good ones.”

Horrible. Disgusting.

It’s very fun to get to play a morally gray person who cuddles up to The Masters, but as an NPC, I think they deserve a swift kick straight into the mud. They’d be ever so much healthier hanging out in Helicon and September’s Balmoral, rather than Pages’ coterie.

#asks #the ex-disgraced academic #sorry folks I refuse to stop writing messy queer characters #if you’re messy and queer then I’m on your side #None of us are gold star anything and thank goodness for that #fallen London #anyway if you ever need an antagonist for your fics feel free to disrespect my Academic #I will not be offended #stomp my guy they deserve it

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Okay, there's a game that I like to play with the people I know, and I'm in the mood now...

It's called (very creatively) the "random questions game" and it is pretty self-explanatory, I just ask the random questions that come to mind.

The questions can be weird, normal, specific, general, really anything... And you can respond, choose not to respond, or respond and counter with your own question

So mutuals, prepare yourselves...

#but you can also ignore this ofc #i will not be offended #probably #no in all seriousness no pressure #this is just a fun game #also if you want me to send you a question #and for whatever reason we aren't mutuals #you can message me or respond to this #and hopefully i can send one #also if you'd like to play the game feel free to #i do not own this #it is literally just asking people questions #the random questions game

[aplaceinhell]

I was sick for a few days and I made a Hazbin hotel quiz because I had literally nothing else to do.

anyway, here it is, please enjoy it (or don't, I don't care >:( (*cries*))

#hazbin hotel #uquiz link #uquiz #hazbin villains #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #valentino #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel alastor #please do my quiz #i want to see what people get #also if it sucks please tell me #i will not be offended

[ousama]

yes i am selfish yes im going to post my link asking for games again

im not gonna beg or care i just like free stuff lol

#i will not be offended

[krisdagger]

Hi friends I remade my self ship blog -> @rollermain

Come say hi :3

#rajionaifu.txt #i'm gonna follow solely shipping blogs from there so like. only follow if ur interested in seeing me gush about 2d men #i will not be offended #idk when i'm gonna start posting there #i'm a little nervous. but i will use it this time i now have incentive

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else #would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner #does what they're told #am i on to anything here? #these people come to mind: #crowley #bucky barnes #izzy hands #the doctor #mostly when it comes to clara oswald #ronan lynch #pearl #from steven universe #romeo #except his person is mercutio not juliet #riza hawkeye

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

#tim: i don’t know wether to be offended my boyfriend said he’d smash red robin or not #jason: you do realize YOU are red robin - right? #tim: technicalities- he’s my number one opp now #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #jason todd #robin #red robin #red hood #timbern

[asocketwrench]

it's all coming together

#gengar #pokemon #pkmn #pokémon #asexual #nonbinary #pride month #this was an inside joke when I made it because I'm ace NB and post gengar really sorry if I offended any bisexuals :(

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area #so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying #even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations #now things are more calmed but damn #mind your own bussiness #i believe she knows more about herself than you #sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind #insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about” #or because they “just have to wait for the right person” #or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something” #i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself #and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one #aromantic #arospec #asexual #aroace #acespec

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

#tutor is the most common offender #but there are others #also read this as lighthearted; i love the people i play commander with #and they are USUALLY pretty good about explaining things #USUALLY!!!!! #ramblings #magic the gathering #mtg

[ashes-in-a-jar]

This is how I picture Jonny and Alex when they react to Magnus stuff on twitter

#tma #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #Jonny Sims #alexander j newall #every time i see a creenshot of their reactions on here i feel personally offended xDD #1k

[loveexpelrevolt]

How about the winner get a kiss from the loser? Do you wanna end up in a coma? You can drain my energy any time, chère. Gambit has plenty.

GAMBIT & ROGUE | X-Men '97 1.03 "Fire Made Flesh"

#rogue x gambit #gambit x rogue #x men 97 #xmen97edit #xmenedit #marveledit #animationedit #cartoonedit #tvedit #userrobin #userninz #useranimusvox #userbbelcher #userstream #animationsdaily #dailyflicks #cinemapix #xmen 97 #x men 97 spoilers #daniedits #I mean... my god #I was not expecting them to change up the scenes in the intro #(although I am offended they removed storm -- her thunder sound effect is an integral part of the theme song!)

[pearlynia]

Sirius barging in to Regulus's room with Remus in toe

Sirius: We have to tell you something

Regulus: hurry up and get the fuck ou-

Sirius: We're dating!

Regulus: what?

Remus: *clears throat* me and Sirius are.. dating

Regulus:

Regulus: There are millions of hot men in the world and you chose this ugly frog???

Sirius: hey! Remus isn't-

Regulus: shut the fuck up, i was talking to him

#Sirius: offended but happy noise #i imagine this in regulus's teenage year or whatever #regulus black #marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders fandom

[palipunk]

Shouldn’t be a controversial opinion but even homophobic Palestinians don’t deserve to be carpet bombed, have their homes destroyed, be thrown into jail, tortured, and be at the mercy of a settler colonial state that seeks to get rid of them regardless of orientation - how am I seeing “they should only genocide the homophobic Palestinians” and “homophobic Palestinians deserve what’s coming to them” from white queers who say they’re against the actions of the state of israel? You’re not pro palestine, you’re a homonationalist. Lgbt Palestinians don’t want you.

#in response to the absolute hell white queers on Twitter are putting me through #sorry you’re offended that I don’t believe in mass killing my own people #palestine #free palestine #my twt got locked over this which is wild

[inkskinned]

they want to talk about mental illness and acceptance and how everyone is a little ocd it's cute and quirky and their "intrusive thoughts" are about cutting their hair off and you say yours are about taking a razorblade to your eye and they say ew can you not and everyone is a little adhd sometimes! except if you're late it's a personality flaw and it's because you are careless and cruel (and someone else with adhd mentions they can be on time, so why can't you?) and it's not an eating disorder if it's girl dinner! it's not mania if it's girl math! what do you mean you blew all of your savings on nonrefundable plane tickets for a plane you didn't even end up taking. what do you mean that you are afraid of eating. get over it. they roll their little lips up into a sneer. can you not, like, trauma dump?

they love it on them they like to wear pieces of your suffering like jewels so that it hangs off their tongue in rapiers. they are allowed to arm-chair diagnose and cherrypick their poisons but you can't ever miss too many showers because that's, like, "fuckken gross?" so anyone mean is a narcissist. so anyone with visual tics is clearly faking it and is so cringe. but they get to scream and hit customer service employees because well, i got overwhelmed.

you keep seeing these posts about how people pleasers are "inherently manipulative" and how it's totally unfair behavior. but you are a people pleaser, you have an ingrained fawn response. in the comments, you have typed and deleted the words just because it is technically true does not make it an empathetic or kind reading of the reaction about one million times. it is technically accurate, after all. you think of catholic guilt, how sometimes you feel bad when doing a good deed because the sense of pride you get from acting kind - that pride is a sin. the word "manipulation" is not without bias or stigma attached to it. many people with the fawn response are direct victims of someone who was malignantly manipulative. calling the victims manipulative too is an unfair and unkind reading of the situation. it would be better and more empathetic to say it is safety-seeking or connection-seeking behavior. yes, it can be toxic. no, in general it is not intended to be toxic. there is no reason to make mentally ill people feel worse for what we undergo.

you type why is everyone so quick to turn on someone showing clear signs of trauma but you already know the fucking answer, so what's the point of bothering. you kind of hate those this is what anxiety looks like! infographics because at this point you're so good at white-knuckling through a severe panic attack that people just think you're stoic. even people who know the situation sometimes comment you just don't seem depressed. and you're not a 9 year old white kid so there's no way you're on the spectrum, you're not obsessed with trains and you were never a good mathematician. okay then.

mental illness is trending. in 2012 tumblr said don't romanticize our symptoms but to be fair tiktok didn't exist yet. there's these series of videos where someone pretends to be "the most boring person on earth" and is just being a normal fucking person, which makes your skin crawl, because that probably means you are boring. your friend reads aloud a profile from tinder - no depressed bitches i fucking hate that mental illness crap. your father says that medication never actually works.

you still haven't told your grandmother that you're in therapy. despite everything (and the fact it's helping): you just don't want her to see you differently.

#writeblr #warm up #to be clear let me state again: i think you should id however you fucking want if it helps you seek peace #but there is a HUGE difference between being like '.... im undiagnosed but i think i might be X' #and a person who is like ''omg my intrusive thoughts made me buy a birkin!!!'' #babe mine made me throw up bc they disgusted me so much <3 #mine made me hurt myself evenly. even when i wanted to stop. i have had to put my hand on the stove MULTIPLE TIMES #and again i'd rather have 10000 people get help for something they don't need help for #than have 1 kid NOT get help #but there has GOTTTTT to be a middle ground here #bc at this point it isn't ''raising awareness'' #it's . fucking misinformation. and ''what this picture says about you!!!!!'' #& yes! im mostly talkin about ppl who are actually disgusted and offended by signs of mental illness #but use it to defend THEIR actions #like babe you hate when kids start yelling in the walmart? but you YOuRSELF can yell? #you are depressed so it's fine you were cruel to your spouse? #but if your spouse spends too much time in bed she's a lazy fuck? #your partner needs to do everything for you bc of your history in trauma? but when SHE has needs she's being clingy and gross? #HUGE difference here between whom i think most of my followers are btw. like #all it takes is fucking anyyyy empathy or kindness . like. #anyway it's hard to explain im hoping we all know the person im talking about lol