#i would peg him to high heavens

[shakedog]

Dolorous Edd Tollett my wife mother of my children

#i would peg him to high heavens #asoiaf #edd tollett #dolorous edd #nights watch #game of thrones

[hazbinwhoree]

General Adam Headcanons

SFW

100% dresses like Adam Sandler under the robe

Pronounces bruh like “brah” unironically

Has a high body count, but not as high as you’d expect

He has abandonment issues cause of Lilith and Eve

He’d never admit it but losing both Lilith and Eve to Lucifer really fucked him up

Lilith left him for Lucifer, and Eve cheated on him with Lucifer

Due to knowing the pain of being cheated on, he will never cheat despite the fuckboy persona

Man can actually settle down with the right person

Wears his mask all the fucking time, he only takes it off to sleep

He thinks it makes him look badass and his favorite feature is the horns

He’s tall as fuck (6’5) but he’s kind of thin, so he wears a big ass robe to make up for it

You can only tell by his arms

He likes to appear big

His favorite thing about himself is his dick (surprise)

Listens to heavy metal

Can’t cook for shit

Needs therapy but will never accept therapy

Doesn’t realize how misogynistic he is and if you tried to tell him he would get defensive

“What, I fucking love women, they’re hot.”

Says “nuh uh”

Cried in front of Lute once– they never talk about it

Shockingly, he doesn’t have any STD’s and he’s very proud of that

Sees Lute as a best friend but he’d never let her know she means that much to him

Has a colorful vocabulary of cuss words and unique nicknames, ie “Danger Tits”

Is really good at coming up with unique insults too

Never get into banter with him, he will hurt your feelings

Sleeps like a rock but moves a lot in his sleep

Seriously, he’ll hit every position in one night

His band is actually really popular in Heaven, and he’s renowned for being the best guitarist

Of course, that only strokes his ego

Ego bigger than his dick, for real

But if you can get past his ego, he can be fun to be around

Touch starved

Cares for very few people, but he would die for the people he does care about

NSFW

Absolutely has a size kink

He’s tall and he loves to be able to look down at his partner

It makes him feel powerful, but he also finds it cute

Has tried every sex position possible but his favorite is missionary

Rarely does he do missionary however because he only likes it with someone he cares about

Phenomal at giving head

He has a long tongue and he knows his way around a vagina

Actually has a big dick, he’s not kidding

Like no wonder he walks around like he’s a god

Also has a virginity kink and it’s definately related to his abandonment issues but he’ll never address that

Whenever he has sex, he always goes for a round 2 in the shower

Actually hates being called things like “daddy” and “master”

While he has some kinks, he’s actually not a very kinky guy

But he’s down to try anything

Has been pegged, doesn’t prefer it

His third and final kink is a breeding kink

He has no idea why but its imperative that he finishes inside his partner

Messy, loves being feral in the bedroom

The kind of guy who’s gone right after a hookup

But if he has a partner, he insists on cuddling after sex

Perfers tits over ass

Will bury his face in his partner’s while they cuddle

One time he came from looking at himself in a mirror during a hookup

Eye contact goes crazy with a partner

Needs to see partner’s every reaction and expression

Also needs control the whole time

Will never sub again, he hated it

#hazbin adam #adam x reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #x reader #headcanons #hazbin lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin niffty

[callie-the-creator]

mine all mine

nsfw. mdni. warnings: yandere behavior, friends with benefits, mentions of alcohol consumption, pegging, pet names, oc is a bit of a perv, babytrapping, etc.

author’s note: nothing to sayyy.

• you and sonny have been friends ever since your sophomore year in high school, having met by a mutual friend that is now irrelevant.

— it seemed every time you and this aforementioned mutual friend hung out, sonny would end up joining you two whether that be inviting himself, begging one of you to let him tag along, or ‘coincidently’ popping up at the places you’d be going.

— if sonny could have things his way, it would be just you and him spending time together. no need for extra baggage and adding a third person (which is a bit ironic since he’s usually the one that deemed extra baggage).

• but because sonny’s been your friend for such a long time, he had to endure every partner you’ve ever dated or crush you’ve developed. he knew your type and what you liked, but what sucked was that he wasn’t your boyfriend. how long will it take for you to see that he’s the perfect man for you??

• that is, until one night during your junior year of college when you two exceeded the amount how much alcohol you could consume, sonny could’ve sworn that he died and went to heaven once he saw that lustful look in your eyes. but he knew if he acted on his selfish desires, he’d end up getting hurt. realistically, you’d most likely sweep this night under the rug whilst sonny feels his heart break even more when he sees you with another boy, whether he’s one of sonny’s friends or a stranger.

• but who is sonny kidding? he said ‘screw it’ and agreed to spend the night with you, despite being at some random sorority.

— and, yes, you two having sex inflated his ego majorly. it brought him more ecstasy than anything he’d ever experienced in his life. oh, he’s such a loser!

• the morning after, sonny couldn’t say that he was entirely surprised seeing the empty spot on the bed beside him, but it still cut him like a wound. you ended up explaining over text that you weren’t looking for a relationship right now and whatever happened between you and him, while it was nice, was only a one-time thing.

• or so you thought.

• sonny is an absolute perv and he relishes in that fact. whenever you’re wearing a dress or skirt, he’ll not so discreetly drop something, so he can catch a glimpse of what lingers underneath. and when you’re on vacation or out with some friends, sonny will pick the lock to your dorm room, so he can strip naked, wear one of your shirts, and sniff your panties as he grinds against one of your pillows.

— during one of his visits, sonny takes it upon himself to snoop through your bedside drawers only to find a double-edged dildo. okay, maaaybe he used it once or twice without you knowing. scratch that. he’s used it a total of nine times.

• after knowing this, the next time you and sonny get some alone time, he brings up the idea of pegging, surprising you in the process because you never thought he of all people would be interested in that.

— “actually, i…have a toy that could allow us to do that…” you whispered, almost coy. you’re so cute.

• he loves it whenever you peg him, it makes him feel so special when he’s being used your false cock. sonny would love nothing more than to be stuffed with it, so you can ruin his perfect plump ass.

• it doesn’t matter where you are—in your dorm, in his, in a car, or even in the middle of the woods; sonny will scream, whimper, and moan like a pornstar. did i mention that he was a perv? it’s almost like he wants people to see that you two were having sex, so they’d get the impression to lay off his girl because he’s the only one who can make you feel this good!

• sonny is a whole level of needy. like, flooding your messages and spam calling you in the middle of the night needy. more often than not it’s because he’s horny and wants to have phone sex with you, so he knows you’ll sleep well. all thanks to him.

• he’s a masochist 100%.

— he loves whenever you pull him by the hair to crank his neck back to liter sloppy kisses on his neck.

— loveslovesloves to be spanked!! there are times during the day where he’ll intentionally act like a brat so you will punish him.

— won’t mind if you leave hickeys on his body. he wants to be a display of your love and whoever thinks they can get in the way of that has another thing coming. sonny is not willing to share what is rightfully is. you’re HIS girl!

• note: if you call him pretty boy and good boy, it’ll immediately put him in the mood. do with this information as you please (and tease him in public for goodness sake).

— will not hesitate to fuck you in a mall bathroom if he has to prove a point.

• expect to get lots of praise from him. even though he knows you’re not ready to be in a committed relationship, you know that he has feelings for you (just not the… severity of his love for you. if you can even call it that). a reason why you believe this is that there are some mornings when you’ll wake up with 99+ unread messages from him. no regular fwb would do that…

• still. it was a problem. this was supposed to be a ‘no strings attached’ deal. and that’s exactly what you told him!

• sonny smiled at you and told you that he understood. whaaaa…he wasn’t upset? he even recommended dropping the whole friends-with-benefits deal entirely. under one condition: you have some breakup sex.

• he was surprisingly mature about it. you agreed. this will be done before you know it. sonny was elated that you actually agreed to this and, unable to control himself, leaned down and kissed you as a way to show his thanks before telling you to meet him in the bedroom. he needs to do something first.

• and when you were finally out of his sight, he pulled the condom he planning on using and began to poke holes in it…

there is no way he was going to allow another man to fuck that sweet cunt of yours. looks like he’ll have to breed you to make you alllll his!

#yandere x darling #yandere x y/n #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere hcs #yandere boy #yandere boy x reader #yandere oc x reader #yandere oc x you #yandere oc x y/n #yandere smut #yandere imagines #yandere #oc smut #oc x reader #oc x you #oc imagines #fwb #fwb x reader #fwb smut #yandere oc smut #yandere oneshot #clingy yandere #delulu #delusional #delusional yandere #boy x girl #fem reader #fwb fic

[ratskinsuit]

*Thows this into the pit I keep you all in*

Here gremlins, food, specifically Adam flavored

This was made for my very best friends birthday, that was on march 2nd @chaoticcornchip, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL <3

(I’ve never written for Adam before so expect shittyness, and she let me do this)

Boyfriend headcanons: + Random ones

He definitely confessed first, because he’s Adam

Idk what sort of dark magic you did to get him to fall for you

Or have him STAY committed, that’s an achievement

When you two first started dating, you kind of just assumed that he would keep it hidden

No.

He is FLAUNTING you all around heaven.

“THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND BITCHES. AND YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKERS COULD NEVER PULL SOMEONE LIKE THISSS”

Doesn’t let you go anywere near hell (whether your a demon or not) he doesn’t trust it

Honestly very scared of losing you

(He has abandonment issues because I say so)

Is terrified if you leaving him just like his other two wives did

Clingy

He will just randomly call you at like 3am because he’s overthinking and he’s lonely

His love language is your time spent together

Whether it’s him ranting about his day to you or just a movie and cuddles

Also expect lots of gifts, you will be spoiled

If he’s busy one day and isn’t there to spend time with you, expect to find something like a necklace on your dresser

He is very good with animals because I SAY SO

You say you like dog? Here’s a wolf

You like cats? Panther or lion?

You two have to go on ATLEAST one dinner date a week

Also takes you to nice ass places

Kinda shitty table manners but he tries his best for you

Random but I like to think he’s terrified of clowns

So if you are like some sort of jester!Reader/Clown!Reader he would be so conflicted (might write that but idk)

No circus dates

Mimes also freak him out, he thinks they are going against nature and he will scream if one comes near one

Since he tends to work a lot, to make up for it he always makes time for you

Or if his schedule is really packed he will surprise you with your favorite flowers and food/candy on your dresser when you wake up

Honestly even though he seems like someone who would forget your anniversary or your birthday

No. He does not

He goes all out of them, remembers the place, time and date

Seems like a shitty lover, is honestly not and cares about you sm

He just has a hard time expressing it

Since you two are dating you probably hang out with lute a lot (y’all can have Adam I want lute 😩)

You better hope she likes you because she is very judgy of adams girlfriends because she doesn’t want his heart to get broken

But when she sees how happy you make him, and how well you treat and care for him she warms up to you

His phone background is a picture of you

NSFW HEADCANONS: MDNI

Isn’t lying when he says he has a big dick, not THE biggest ever but pretty good

7 1/2 inches, pretty good

Okay, high ass sex drive

Literally constantly in a state of horny, it’s his default setting

Willing to do it anywhere, anytime, everywhere

You hav to physically PRY him off of you sometimes (not in a noncon way ofc)

Can probably go like 2 rounds, sometimes 3 but then starts getting tired

He’s honestly up for anything except for things like scat, piss, Vore, noncon ect-

Is fine with threesomes but prefers doing it with you alone

Up for pegging, you two just have to have a lot of trust in your relationship

Knock him down a few pegs bestie

And put them up his ass

Very clingy after

Aftercare consists of the two of you cuddling and eventually going to sleep

Will leave the cleaning up for later, he just wants to hold you in his arms for now

LOVES phone sex/sexting because of how busy he is

Has a folder full of photos of you (if you send them to him)

Really into Public sex

As said before, ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE

He’s a whore

Has tried to fuck you in a Photo Booth before

Whether you let him or not us your choice

This is all I got I haven’t written him yet I’m so sorry

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Have this chaotic mess. I also have like 23 requests to do, IM WORKING ON THEM I PROMISE, I’ve got a Vox one in my drafts rn I gotta finish. Anyways, happy birthday @chaoticcornchip! :D hope you enjoyed!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin headcanons #hazbin hotel headcanons #headcanons #hazbin adam #Adam hazbin #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel Adam #adam x reader #hazbin Adam x reader #hazbin hotel Adam x reader #hazbin hotel smut #Adam smut #hazbin hotel Adam smut

[fleur-bbyy]

BIRTHDAY BOY

✰ wc: 2.9k

✰ warnings: female reader, in the porn cinematic universe, p in v sex, rimming, pegging, unprotected sex, am sleepy will edit this im the morning apologies for spelling mistakes.

✰ a/n: happy birthday to my fav fictional boy! i think I restarted this a total of seven times and this one was the one i was the most content with. branched out of my comfort zone a bit but it was well worth it.

“fuck- ride my shit. ride it like it’s yours.”

the sounds of his sweaty skin slapping against your equally as sweaty skin filled the air of your bedroom. his heavy balls hitting your ass each time you bounced on him. his big hands roaming your body, only stopping to grope at your ass and tits. your body working overtime to bring him to his high.

you had started the evening out nicely, both in looks and events. you made sure weeks ago that bakugo wasn’t to be scheduled to shoot anything on his birthday so he could take the day off and relax. even going as far to make him turn off notifications for his socials and putting his phone on do not disturb so he wouldn’t be bothered by work at home.

you had cooked for him, finding out his favorite foods through your growing time shared together. you had also dressed up a bit. donning some of your more nicer, but still relatively casual clothing and putting on some of the blue colored mascara you knew he went crazy for. although he never really showed emotion, you could tell he was thankful for the effort you put in for his birthday.

now you looked a beautiful mess. blue-tinged tear tracks ran down your cheeks and your lipgloss had been smudged, but he still thought you looked like you were sent from the heavens. katsuki thrusted up into your needy, aching hole even though you insisted he just sit back and relax. telling him that you wanted to do the labor for his birthday, but he was never the one to hold back when he wanted something.

“y’gonna cum soon?” you couldn’t form the words to respond, instead just feverishly nodding your head. the fire in your belly only growing as you approached your release. “‘m so fuckin’ close. cum with me, baby. look at the fuckin’ camera and cum f’me.”

you’d hadn’t initially planned for this to be filmed. katsuki was the one who insisted on it. you tried to argue that having the camera would be like him still working, but he countered back saying he just wanted to be able to rewatch you whenever he pleased. who were you to keep trying to put up a fight with him on his birthday?

“gonna cum- fuckin’ shit- ‘m gonna cum so hard.” it only took a few more rough thrusts before you were arching your back and clenching down on him and he was spilling his seed into your wet heat. bouncing down on him to ride you both through your orgasms and going until he physically holds you down to stop you from moving.

“have some fuckin’ mercy. ‘m not as young as i was yesterday.”

“oh my god, you’re so damn corny.” you playfully slapped his shoulder and he gave you a half smile. one of those smiles you give someone when you’re too worn out for your muscles to pull your lips up all the way.

“i can be corny on my birthday.” he pulled himself out from you and laid is head back against the headboard for a few seconds to collect himself. lazily stroking your bare skin in the time being. “‘kay now, lemme up.”

“why? ‘m not done with you yet.” you firmly planted your hands against his bare chest to press him back down against your bed.

“what else could you possibly have prepared for me after dinner, the sloppiest head i’ve ever received, and amazing sex with a pretty girl?” you grinned a mischievous grin that didn’t go unnoticed by him. his face going from looking playful to a little more fearful.

“remember when I said I wanted to try something a little different with you?” he slowly nodded his head, narrowing his red eyes at you.

“thought we could maybe try it today?” you leaned over the edge of the bed to open your bedside drawer and pull out the dildo and harness that you had nestled away.

his reaction was honestly ten times better than expected. he didn’t explode into a fit of rage and he didn’t immediately deny you either. just stared at the silicone dick in your hand. a few moments of silenced passed before he replied.

“sure i guess.”

“i respect your choice and i’m sorry for- wait what?”

“i said sure. you goin’ deaf on me?” you inconspicuously pinched your leg to make sure you weren’t making this up.

“no. i just didn’t expect you to say yes.”

“well I did. you’ve been good t’me since we met, might as well indulge you a bit.” you smiled at him and he mirrored your reaction. reaching around to grab the back or your neck and pull you into a sultry kiss. “now go put that shit on. show me whatcha got.”

you hopped up off the bed to put the harness on. carefully fastening each loop and tightening the straps. this wasn’t something you’d done before, only having been done to you by women that knew what they were doing. you couldn’t help but be curious on what it’s like to be on the giving end. bakugo watched your every movement. eyeing your hands as you adjusted everything for your body. he’d been with other people with dicks, he’d just never been the recipient. he couldn’t deny the nervous feeling that stirred in his gut.

“just take it easy on me, alright? don’t wreck my insides.” he said as you climbed back into bed with him.

“course not. i’ll take good care of ya, birthday boy.” you slotted your lips against in another sensual kiss. swiping your tongue across his pink lips and tasting the saliva that they were coated with. he groaned at the string of spit that still connected the two of you when you parted.

“gonna need you to flip on your stomach.” you spoke as you climbed out of the way.

“already? y’just gonna stick it in just like that?” the way his voice was kind of shaky made you giggle. the thought of him actually nervous about something was a wild thought.

“no, dumbass, just listen to me.” you slapped the inside of his thigh and waited for him to turn over. smirking as he rolled his eyes and did as told. rolling onto his stomach and making a show of arching his ass into the air.

“do i look just like you?”

“eh, you’re a little flatter than me,” you had positioned yourself behind him and caught a good look at his unamused expression, “you’re pretty hot though, i’ll give you that.”

“got that fuckin’ right. just had you screamin’ my name and- oh fuck.” the sudden feeling of the pad of your tongue pressing against his ass stopped his train of thought. he moved into your touch. trying not to grind into your face even though he was dangerously close. his cock had grown hard as a rock and began to drool pre onto your sheets.

“you’re so fucking good.” his voice was almost whiny, arching his back even more into your touch as you dipped your tongue in his hole. spit had began to drip from your mouth and pool onto the bed. you couldn’t stop your hand from reaching around and grilling his thick cock. running your thumb over his slit and smearing the pre he had produced down his shaft.

katsuki never thought he’d be so greedy for someone tongue-fucking his ass, but the way his body careened into your touch was undeniable. nobody had ever left him whining and panting like this. nobody had ever made him start to sweat so quickly. he began to wonder if you were somehow sent to earth to be his personal kryptonite.

you kept jerking him and eating his ass until he was pulling away from your touch and babbling on about how he didn’t want to cum before you even got to fuck him. giving him one final good lick from his balls to the curve of his ass.

“fuck, y’tying to kill me?” your core started to tingle at his breathless voice. a surge of dominance shooting down your spine knowing that you caused it.

“just giving you a good birthday.” your hand connected with his ass and he groaned at the feeling.

“think ‘m ready for you.”

“you sure? i didn’t finger you or anything.”

“i’m ten seconds away from fucking my fist if you don’t fuck me soon.” you smiled down at him and caressed his cheek. his skin looks rough, but he always feels so soft under your hands. you used your other hand to grab a bottle of lube from your nightstand, warming up a small amount and spreading it along the shaft.

“should’ve made you suck it.”

“you like to push your luck.” you both giggled a little. you cherished moments like this. little lulls in the intimacy that look awkward from the outside. it created the best memories that you enjoyed to replay in your head from time to time.

“you ready?” you rubbed the tip around his hole and waited for a response. just earning a nod of the head. you positioned yourself and leaned over his body, blonde hairs tickling your face as you leaned into his ear.

“happy birthday, katsuki.”

you slowly worked your way in. earning moans and groans from the man underneath you. your hand snaked it’s way to his face and turned his head to look at him. his pretty eyes were tightly screwed shut and you could tell he was biting the inside of his cheek. your soft lips met his once more in an effort to distract him from the unfamiliar stretch.

“y’don’t gotta go so easy on me,” he began once you pulled back from him, “was only joking earlier. i can take this shit.”

“you sure?” you had bottomed out after a while of shallow, slow thrusts to accustom him to the size.

“i’m katsuki fucking bakugo. i can take this shit.” a smirk creeped its way onto your face as you pulled almost all the way out.

“whatever you want, kats.” your hips roughly slammed back into his ass, causing him to jump forward a loudly let out a moan. your hips kept up the pace, it wasn’t as brutal as you could take, but it was bad enough for him to not be able to hold back the noises the left his throat.

your hands trailed up and down his sides in somewhat of an effort to relax him some more. nails lightly grazing his skin just enough to cause goosebumps to raise. his hips began to gently meet your thrusts as he got adjusted to the stretch.

“how’s it feelin’, kats?”

“so goddamn good.” it was as if the wind had been knocked out of him when he spoke. voice breathy and barely loud enough for you to register his words.

you used one of your hands to knock him off his hands and down to his elbows, allowing you to thrust deeper and also causing the tip to hit his prostate every time you bottomed out. the sensation unfamiliar to him and only causing his whines to grow louder and his impending orgasm to come even closer.

“makin’ me go fuckin’ crazy, baby.” something about how he already sounded so fucked out made your pussy gush onto the already soaked crotch of the harness. you reached around once more to you with his cock. the tile was an angry red and his pre continued to feverishly drip from his slit.

“gonna cum already, katsu?” you could feel his heavy balls tightening as you fondled them and it was becoming harder and harder to push in to his ass.

“shut up and let me have this.” he didn’t feel like being witty with you. in all honesty, he probably couldn’t even try to come up with a sarcastic remark. his brain was too foggy with pleasure for him to think.

your hand was small in comparison to his thick cock. it barely fitting around as you continued your ministrations. he was leaking all over your fingers as you jerked him and he was practically fucking himself on your cock trying to chase his orgasm.

“fuck.. ‘m gonna cum. please please don’t stop.” you could’ve been a bitch. could’ve got him back for all the times he’s edged you. could’ve denied him and waited for that impending feeling to subside and start all over again, but you weren’t a total asshole. deciding to save payback for another day.

your hand was beginning to cramp from how hard and fast you were jerking his dick. your hips beginning to stutter as if you could feel any sort of sensations from the silicone cock. your eyes traveling to his ass, the curve of his back, and to his face that was almost smushed in the mattress, and going back to his ass. the way it jiggled like yours when you were being hit from the back. you couldn’t deny how pretty he looked and you wanted to see how pretty he looked when he came from you topping him.

“come on kats, cum for me. i know you want to. just let go. fucking cum for me.” you had leaned over his hulking, sweaty figure once more to speak directly in his ear. lips ghosting the shell before you moved down to place open mouthed kisses on his neck’s sweet spot.

“i- shit- ‘m cumming- fuck fuck fuck.” he grunted one last time before he the coil twisted in his stomach finally unraveled. the first rope of cum shot as far as it could reach, hitting the part of his chest that was pressed to the bed. the next few still shooting a little closer to your fist, but still far enough that it didn’t touch your hand. the last few ropes spilling onto your fist as his hips still slightly bounced back on you to ride out the last bit of his orgasm.

you gently and slowly pulled out of him and he collapsed onto you bed. unfastening the harness and letting it drop to the ground before stepping your feet out from the holes.

“gonna go get water. you’ll be good here, right?” you took the lazy wave of his hand as a yes and scurried downstairs.

bakugo always claimed he wasn’t much of a sweet tooth, but you always watched the way his eyes widened when he came across red velvet cake. learning from one of his friends that his mom made it for him when he was younger and thus making it a favorite. you pulled quite a few strings to get in contact with his mom and convincing her to make the cake. having to drive a few cities away to pick it up.

you carefully cut a slice and placed it on a plate. grabbing a fork and making some ice water before returning back to your bedroom to see a sweatpant-clad katsuki taking your soiled sheets off the mattress and into your laundry basket.

“why are you doing my laundry on your birthday?”

“just felt like the nice thing to do.” he turned around and his eyes slightly widened at the sight of the slice of cake in your hands. “where’d ya get that?”

“had once last surprise for you. you’re just like mrs. bakugo.” you could’ve sworn his eyes softened when you said it was his mother that made the cake.

“thank you, seriously, haven’t had someone do so much for me on my birthday in a long time.” you handed over the plate and let him dig in whilst you threw on an oversized tee. noticing the red blink of something placed near your dresser.

shit. you forgot the camera was still recorded.

“how the fuck did this thing not run out of space?” you quietly grumbled to yourself, but it was still loud enough to catch the blond’s attention.

“you can edit that and post it if you want.”

“huh?”

“open your damn ears woman,” he paused to chew and swallow another bite of cake, “i know there’s a swarm of people that wanted to see me take one up the ass.” you guffawed at his last sentence as you took the camera card out to transport the footage to your laptop.

“thank you again. serious. i actually enjoyed gettin’ the princess treatment.”

“nothing to thank me for. just hope i made your birthday memorable.”

“oh definitely, sweets. won’t ever forget losing the back door virginity.” his large arms settled onto your shoulders as you inserted the card into the card reader. he placed a light kiss to your temple as you got to work on the computer.

“this mean you’ll let me do it again?”

“push your luck one more time i swear to god.”

“i’ll let you fuck me again if it means you’ll consider.” you smiled and looked back at him as he pretended to think. eyes rolling to look at the ceiling and tapping a finger against his chin.

“think you’ve got yourself a deal.”

#i prommy i will edit this in the morning but i am sleepy #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo smut #bakugo x reader #mha bakugou #katsuki bakugou #bakugo smut #bnha bakugo katsuki #mha smut #bnha smut #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou smut #bnha bakugo smut #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo mha #my hero academia #my hero academia smut #fleur bbyy

[queenofmistresses]

adam getting pegged pls i need it i need to see the dick master get dick mastered

A/n i hope you enjoy how mean I am to him in this fic, just for you

Warnings: dubious consent (adam is definitely fine with everything but there isn’t necessarily all of the conversations during the blurb that there would be in a real life scenario)

Thank fuck his house is so far everyone from everyone else in heaven. There was no chance of hiding what we’re doing if someone comes remotely near the house. Angels are capable of making a lot of noise.

“Please please fuck please.” He begs below me, almost flailing around, though I’m not sure what for.

“Please what you pathetic whore?” I sneer down at him, slamming harder into him. He groans out some incoherent sentence and I slap his ass in response. “You’re fucking pathetic. Spending all your time in heaven acting like some high and mighty man, like you’re some kind of gift to everyone. News flash bitch you’re not. You are pathetic and you’re lucky I even talk to you.” I see his dick twitch and a cruel laugh comes out of me. “Oh my fucking god, you fucking like that? You are such a slut! You like being told just how stupid, pathetic and disgusting you are? Jesus Christ you’re such a little bitch. I bet you like being used like this too huh?” He moans and I watch him nod against the mattress desperately. “Bet you want me to use you like a fucked up free use whore, my personal fucktoy?” He keeps nodding and his dick twitches again. “God I could watch you like this forever.” I mutter out so he can barely hear it.

Slowly my thrusts into him, I lean down and grab my phone. I take pictures of him from behind, take a video of him groaning as I slap him, and a particularly pretty one of his fucked out face as I tug on his hair. This would keep me entertained for a while.

After I’m satisfied I’ve got all of the footage I want my thrusts start again. I pick a quick and almost abusive pace, taking out every one of my frustrations onto him.

He cums with a throaty and scattered moan, and all but collapses on the sheets below him when I pull out, panting with a fucked out smile on his face as I collapse next to him.

#adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam #adam #adam smut #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam smut

[bucknastysbabe]

hey, i sent something about jacaerys but i didn’t see it crossed out on the bingo so i think tumblr is being a bitch and didn’t send it😟 i’m sorry if you already got the ask i don’t want to be annoying :(

so like i wanted jace with either pegging or overstim, i couldn’t choose between the two💀

The plot bunny finally smacked me upside the head. Jace is such a dutiful little bean he prob has no clue on how to blow backs out BUT👆🏻 is eager to learn and has a WILLING‼️ horse cock I feel it in my veins. Hope you enjoy tumblr is a certified hoe!!

Kink Bingo - Overstimulation

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Multiple orgasms, sexual inexperience, pnv!sex, slight preg kink, Jace Is Dutiful, dom!reader, overstimulation, SAPPY

Jace was a right mess. You grinned at his disheveled state, arousal coursing through your veins. Normally he was so composed, even in bed. Rhaenyra’s eldest would do his marital duty, same position every night, finished with a quiet grunt and rolled over. You grew tired of it, there was no way life would be destined to this.

Banality.

But this, this, was fun. Jace panted hoarsely under you, eyes glassy and cheeks prettily flushed. He had bitten his already plump lips to a dark color, obscenely swollen and wet. You slid up and down his equally swollen cock— taking pleasure as deemed fit. The prince held onto your flexing thighs, gripping so hard you knew it would bruise.

He gasped, “O-oh, sweetheart, wha-what’re you doing to me?”

Jace’s dark brown eyes searched your own blearily. You cried out on a good thrust, running your hands down the sweaty expanse of your body. His breath hitched again, little whimper escaping into the air. You breathed, “Having my fun dear husband. You fuck like a septon.” His legs trembled under yours, face falling.

“N-no I don’t,” he protested weakly.

You couldn’t help but laugh. Poor Jacaerys. He really had no clue, sweet thing. Sliding warm palms to his cheeks you cooed, “Jace, baby, you fuck for duty not pleasure.” His full lips trembled and a guilty look wracked fine features. The brunette babbled, “M’sorry, I- I don’t, ah- teach me!” His hands grasped and rubbed at your sensitive flesh.

Moaning softly you rocked forward onto him, whining at your clit dragging against his tight belly. Still caressing his cheeks you said, “That’s my sweet husband. Seed takes better when the woman is aroused too- fuck- I read that the other day.”

Jace’s eyes rolled at the idea of knocking you up, jerking his hips into your slick pussy. He nodded and moaned, “Yesyesyes!” You bounced harder in excitement, your husband meeting you in stuttering thrusts. His hands moved to claw and dig into your soft waist, biting his puffy lower lip.

His head fell back with a weak cry, throat bobbing under his senseless praises. Your cunt was in heaven, being assaulted by Jace’s cock. He had a nice one, just needed to use it correctly. You braced your hands on his chest, lowering bouncing tits closer. Purring in a sultry tone you said, “That’s what you want hm? Me swollen with your child? My tits blown up?”

Jacaerys whined high in his throat, lashes fluttering. His body tightened and thrashed under yours, the prince’s cock sinking itself to the hilt. You cried out again when Jace groaned, “Fuck yes! Cumming- shit- oh gods!“ His hot spend coated your insides, slicking up everything even more, your body throbbed at the indecent noises.

You didn’t stop, chasing your own high. Jace’s eyes widened as you continued to bounce on his overspent cock, chafing the sensitive flesh in a twisted facsimile of pleasure. He couldn’t move, mouth hung open in shock. You whimpered, “Hold it, c’mon don’t get soft on me!” The prince tried his best but the tight squeeze of your cunt was sending his nerves into a frenzy.

His flushed member didn’t get the chance to soften, already being coaxed back into full hardness. It sent achy little pricks all over the flesh, even to his recently emptied balls. You watched with heated eyes as Jace writhed and drooled from crying out so much. He whimpered, “Fuck fuck fuck oh you’re gonna kill me!”

You felt yourself tipping on the precipice at his pathetic display. With a desperate moan you begged, “Touch me husband, fill me up again, please!”

“Oh gods, fine, ah!”

A couple of tears slipped down his flushed cheeks. You led Jacaerys’ shaky hand to your throbbing clit, crying his name on contact. You clamped down on his overstimulated prick, shaking at his genuine wail. He groaned throatily, “Hurts hngh don’t stop- hngh!” Delirious little laughing sobs left his strained throat, you seizing up.

A bolt of white-hot pleasure licked up your spine, his cock nudging the perfect place again and again. Your hands fisted into his brown hair, rolling through the waves of pleasure. Jace gasped and came again with sobs of pleasure-pain. The release of more seed had you pulsing around him, whimpering brokenly.

You fell forward, breasts smacking against Jace’s heaving chest. The pair of you were overheated and spent— but a feeling of completeness was in the air. He sought your lips, babbling into your mouth, “I love you so so much- others take me.” You shared a couple of bone tired, lazy pecks with your husband, still trembling from the intense high.

You sighed, “Love you too, you okay my sweet?”

The brunette nodded, arms locked around your sweaty body. He slid out with a wince and whine, you doing the same at feeling the copious cum leaking out of your sore entrance. His forehead pressed against your own as he breathed, “We must do that again when I’m…recovered.”

You giggled at Jace’s words, agreeing with the man. While pinching his cheek you teased, “Then you’ll have an heir sooner than you’d like my prince.” Nuzzling against your soft neck the brunette laughed, “Good.” Sleep did not take long to find the thoroughly sated pair.

#hotd fanfic #jace velaryon x reader #hotd smut #dom!reader #jacaerys smut #answered asks #kink bingo

[nyonyen]

NSFW ALPHABET - nyon

AO3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

nyon loves to clean you and nuzzle up against you. if he scratched you, he’ll be sure to lick it. lick your scratches on him too, and he’ll be in heaven :)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he’s partial to his ears, of course. you might think they’re inanimate, but he adores it when you pet them. he loves your hands, especially when they’re all over him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves cumming on your chest, but will never admit it. and boy, he cums a LOT

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

terminal panty sniffer and pillow humper

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not very much at all, but this doesn’t mean he’s a virgin. nyon is very gentle and notices reactions, so be prepared for an attentive partner

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press when he’s desperate, riding when he wants your dominance (please scratch down his chest lol)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he thinks he’s pretty goofy, but you don’t see it. language barrier?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he definitely trims, but it’s there!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

it’s very obvious how head over heels nyon is during the heat of the moment, the desperation is less needing to get off and more needing your touch

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

jerks it way more than he wants to admit. see entry d for more information

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

anything masochistic, would even let you gut-punch him. down for pegging, he loves the idea of being filled by you

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

luther’s bed, but there’s always a huge twinge of guilt. it seems super hot in the moment! oh, and in nyen’s bunk

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

getting hurt, being pet behind the ear, and being tickled

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nyon hates getting his ears pulled, do that and he’ll bite you (unsexy)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

will stay down there until you tap out, brother is a CHAMP who takes pride in his work. he loves it when you hold down his hips when he gets too eager to receive, especially when you dig your nails in

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

totally 50/50 on this one. he’ll be extreme in either direction though

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sadly, this is most of what he has to do, since he’s always there for luther. the hardships of being a good kitty…

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he doesn’t initiate much of the experimentation, but he’s game for anything once!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

it depends on the day. he either falls asleep as soon as he cums, or he’s going till YOU pass out

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns a small bullet vibrator and the tiniest of butt plugs. don’t ask where he got them, he’ll never tell. nyon loves using toys on you, especially vibes. seeing you squirm is delightful

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he doesn’t tease much at all frankly, unless you ask him to. he then learns how much he likes it :)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

fairly quiet until you start teasing him, that’s when he starts to whimper & whine

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wants his partner to act like a cat (or pet in general) for him, just to see what it's like. who knows, he might really like it!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s packing a good ol’ reliable five ½ inch, not super thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high, but is good at holding it in to save face (he’ll hump his pillow later)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

as said in entry s, he can often fall asleep pretty fast

#nyon x reader #nyon catman x reader #nyon ranfren x reader #ranfren x reader #✎

[lineffability]

“Aziraphale,” the Metatron said, putting strange emphasis on his name, as if to remind him of it: his one true name, angelic and given to him by a loving God. Everything had been so beautiful, back then. Why could it not have stayed beautiful? Why did they, their comrades, have to fight and fall? Why had the humans– Why had paradise not even been real when it had still existed? Why had She – let any of this happen? His oldest question, and yet he was afraid to ever receive an answer. Well, he supposed, the world had been born out of it. And didn’t he love the world? 

“Aziraphale, I would not have pegged you as the type to give up so soon. I had such high hopes for you. Do you really want to be remembered as a failure?”

“I’m not giving up.” Aziraphale smiled without mirth. “I’m changing my approach.” 

“And to what, exactly, pray tell? What is your strategy now that you’ve betrayed Heaven and your God, traitor?”

Aziraphale flinched as if burned. Beside him, he could feel Crowley’s demonic energy increase like a match lit with kerosene. 

The Metatron eyed him coolly. With a small movement of his wrist, he snuffed the demonic power out, just like that. Crowley flinched. It wasn’t like the Metatron’s powers were greater than any other angel’s, but they were precisely that: an angel’s. 

They could hold their own against their brethren, angels and demons, but they could cancel each other’s energies out like magnetic force fields. If the Metatron were to attack him in retaliation, Crowley could snuff the power out almost as easily – never quite, it would take more out of him: a reminder of their hierarchy, their imbalance, their damnation. But it could go on– well, forever. Been there, done that. He’d often wondered about the next war, the endless and senseless fighting with no more objective than to deliver the end of the world, just as the first one had been about its creation. He was quite sure about it. On and on, little children on a seesaw of violence teetering back and forth under self-righteous hand-crafted team banners. We’re the good ones, you’re the bad ones. Let’s play until mom calls us home.

They’d never been that different from humans, at the bottom of it. 

“Angel,” he grit out almost inaudibly between his teeth, and his whisper was laced with pain. I can’t save you, angel, I can’t save us. Fuck, I’m sorry. I don’t want to have to let you do this, any of this. I want to shoulder it for you. 

“Know your place, demon,” the Metatron said, his voice like gravel under a heel.  

“He knows his place very well. It’s here on earth. With the humans. With me.”

Crowley turned towards Aziraphale in something like shock: the loud voice, the hot-cold anger, the trembling resolution, the simplicity of his world-shattering words.

[read chapter 20 of Meanwhile the World Goes On]

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#good omens #good omens fanfiction #meanwhile the world goes on #my writing #chapter 20!!! wheeee

[strawberryya]

heavens incarnate

Wooyoung x reader

synopsis: Once upon a time a hungry succubus met the modern day sex god while on a mission… They lived happily ever after fucking each other instead of silly mortals.

word count: 931

genre/contains: smut, succubus/sex god au, pegging, dumbification kink, cumeating, sex god!wooyoung, bottom!wooyoung, succubus!reader, use of strap-on, degradation kink.

rating: 18+

a/n: I wrote this at work 🤭I had a lot of fun… fourth admission for arousal august hosted by @wooyoungmybelovedhusband and @taehyungisminee !!

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“There! Right there!!” He moaned prettily, his back arching while you pounded into his little hole. His eyes were almost crossing as every stroke elicited moans and pleas from Wooyoung’s plush lips.

He may be Eros reborn, but over you, he had no power. Or well, that depends on how you see power. Because you did do anything within your powers to satisfy him, and you felt famished whenever you had to go for too long without his sultry whispers in your ears.

You were a succubus, of course, he could get you into bed with him within five minutes, but power? No, you were the one in charge. Right? The pretty angel couldn’t have any control over the demon currently using him for sex. It just wasn’t possible, you were sure of it.

Right now, however, you couldn’t think straight, you felt the strap-on getting sucked into his ass, his second orgasm approaching with every thrust of your hips and flick of your wrist. He was pulsating in your hand, his tip leaking again, and the leftover cum from the last high soiling the bedroom floor right beside the large bed. You had tasted his salty cum before, deciding that once wouldn’t be enough for you to feel satiated this time. You craved him, like candy. He needed to be fucked stupid if you were to be anything but starving as you left his penthouse apartment.

A god isn’t to be trifled with, but this one, Wooyoung, wasn’t the regular type. He loved being trifled with more than anything.

You had met him as you were both visiting a mortal centuries ago, you were both trying to get the human into bed with you and ended up fucking each other instead. Typical.

Neither of you had expected that the other would end up being the best hookup you had ever experienced. It wasn’t an unwelcome surprise though, and since then, you had met up on a semi-regular basis, fucking each other senseless every other week or so depending on how your hunting season was going. To live you needed sex, you needed the orgasms you could give others and that they could give you to continue your never ending existence. Cum was what you craved, and Wooyoung gave you it each time.

He didn’t need it to survive, however, he did want it. Badly.

He was the god of love in modern times, he was a sex god personified. Heavens incarnate, and sleeping with a demon.

He was drooling as you continually pressed the tip of the toy against his prostate, he was losing his mind. It was as if you knew exactly how far and how hard he needed you to go without a single word. That didn’t stop him though, he was still babbling like a slut who had never gotten some good dick before.

“Ah, please, more, just like that!” He moaned when you grabbed his neck to support the harsh thrusts, he clenched at the feeling of your fingers wrapped around his neck. “So… full,” he gasped as you fully pushed your large strap on into him, stretching his hole and making him see double where he stood, legs spread for you as he let you use his body as you pleased.

“My little toy, feeling full tonight?” You cooed and received a high pitched moan in reply. “That’s good, we need you feeling real full and stretched out to make me happy. Gonna need you to be just a little dumb slut that loves my cock so much you would cum over and over for me.”

“I’m a dumb slut! I’m your dumb slut, only yours,” he gasped as you pounded rhythmically into him. He was lying, you pulled at his hair, making him lean back onto your chest. His back arched enough for you to keep fucking into him slowly, he was close to whining about needing to be fucked harder when you nibbled on his ear, mumbling “Mine? You are a dumb slut, alright, but we both know you let anyone that wants use this pretty mouth and ass of yours.”

You threw him forward again, using his arms behind his back to pull him towards your hips, slamming into him harder than before, the slapping sound of his ass meeting your thighs echoing in the apartment. His cum shot out of his reddened cock, his groans as he came on the bedsheets before him and his thighs that were now covered in his enormous load. You licked your lips, he was feeding you so well tonight, he might have been fucked stupid but he was as gorgeous as ever when you turned him around, his ass clenching around nothing as he whined, missing your cock in him already. You bent down, licking up his cum from his thighs and softening dick.

He whined, “I want more, don’t wanna stop,” he pouted, tears stained his cheeks, he was never going to be able to get enough, he loved what you did to him every single time. It didn’t matter that you had been doing this for centuries, he would never get enough. Small pecks on his torso had him looking down, “You’re so cute when you can’t think. Wanna help get me off now?” He nodded, willing to do whatever you needed, heat spreading on his cheeks as he watched your beautiful body on top of him. He was ready for more. Maybe he did have some sway over you, because you weren't hungry anymore, but you wanted to sleep with him again…

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[starrycollesta]

EDDIE MUNSON MASTERLIST !

━━━━ DISCLAIMER ! all my fics are made by me. please don't re-upload my fics. this blog contains nsfw content so if you're uncomfortable with that, please don't read. if you're going to request, please note that I don't write for sub!readers. this blog is dom!reader friendly.

☆ GOOD BOY - You ask Eddie if you can peg him, and he agrees.

☆ MY DARLING TUTOR - Eddie is failing his classes. Big time. The principal appoints you, y/n Sinclair, to him as his tutor to prevent him from staying behind, again. Eddie’s presence bothered you to the high heavens. Let’s just say you aren’t too happy about being his tutor.

☆ OVERSTIMULATION - Reader overstimulating Eddie Munson.

☆ CRAZY FOR YOU - Eddie has been late multiple times and you were fed up. You decided to do something about Eddie's behavior.

☆ SUBBY EDDIE - How Eddie Munson would be as a sub.

☆ WATCH THE MOVIE - You and Eddie go to see a movie at the movie theater. You get an idea there. One of your best ideas, yet.

☆ LIKE A CHAMP - You overstimulate Eddie until he's shaking and crying.

☆ FOR YOU - You walk in on Eddie masturbating and you decide to help him.

☆ TOYS ARE MEANT TO BE USED - you tie eddie munson up and use a pocket pussy on him.

☆ MESSY BOY - you catch eddie rutting into a pillow when you return home from work and decided to help him with his problem.

☆ OUR BOY - you and steve harrington dominate eddie munson.

☆ ROUGH ME UP - you rough up your boyfriend eddie munson.

☆ MY OMEGA - you come home to your omega boyfriend, eddie munson, rutting in his makeshift nest.

☆ BEG FOR ME - you make eddie wear a butt plug to his D&D club meet up.

☆ CAUGHT IN THE ACT - eddie goes over to your house and masturbates using your panties. you catch him and to eddie's surprise, you react way differently than he expected...

☆ BABY, HOLD ME TIGHT - eddie accidentally wakes you up while he's having a bad dream. you soothe him back to sleep.

☆ UNEXPECTED VISITOR - eddie accidentally summons a succubus while masturbating. it's only right that you help the poor human out...

☆ WHAT YOU DESERVE - you return home from work only to be greeted with steve's dick down eddie's throat. You teach them a lesson about disobeying orders...

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x black!reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x female reader #sub eddie munson #sub!eddie munson #dom!reader #dom reader

[hisui555]

Hazbin Hotel Thoughts : Alcohol 3 !

Part 1 (Hazbin crew) here

Part 2 (Vees + Overlords) here

Masterpost here

Now lessee how well Heaven can hold up its booze. While Ep 6 implies there's no (or very few) alcohol in Heaven, there's this funny concept called "let's pretend". Again, as seen with Charlie and Vaggie, part-angel or fully angelic people aren't immune to alcohol, so, let's go !

First of all, Emily, and I think that the complete irony is that she can hold it even better than Charlie. Ten glasses and she'll still be standing, excitedly asking for more - might even find the experience a brand new one and enjoyable, blissfully unaware of what awaits the common mortals after that (being a Seraphim, she ain't a common mortal). I peg her for the "curious" type of drunk, constantly asking the living hell out of everything and what's this, what's that, why is that guy falling flat on his face and not getting up ? Nor moving ? For hours ? but also hyper and super-excited. She already loves everyone and everything as her sober self, imagine when tipsy. Sliding down further that wonderful realm of drunken stupor might also make her the "sleepy" type, but contrary to Carmilla's "tired" drunk type, she's just yawning and wanting a nap, instead of being exhausted with everything.

Her filter pops like a cork, but given that her demeanor is mainly positive, she'll just shower everyone with praise and love, and at worst embarrass herself with oversharing - a bit of Anna's attitude around Hans in Frozen - so expect a lot of verbal backspace and realizing mid-sentence what she's currently saying, try to cover it up, only to have another slip of the tongue. I think she'll start to feel something around her 10th glass, and by the 16th or so be definitively at least tipsy, but might surprise everyone by tanking a full bottle before giggling at the pretty colors on the ceiling.

And as much just for irony, Sera won't be able to hold that well. She'll struggle to keep her head screwed on straight and try to maintain her usual poise, only to burst out one hysterical laugh ("HA !") at something at the least expected moment, and then snap back to regal and dignified again. While not a total lightweight either, she'll throw in the towel earlier than Charlie, so maybe she has around Vaggie's tolerance. Both the "tired" and "mood-swinger" type of drunk, in a sense that a constant battle to keep up the façade exhausts her pretty quick, and control slips, showing sudden bursts of wheezing hysteria. She'll sway a bit in the air, wings discoordinated, and might have trouble with distance estimations : grabbing something a wee bit too much to the left and patting around to grip the next glass. Might launch into lectures into the void, or talk to herself, both as an effect of the alcohol and to try to focus on something. Most of the time, people don't even peg her for drunk because "drunk" and "Sera" don't compute in their minds, but when you know where to look, you can see the signs that she's definitely wasted.

Might be able to hold 6 or 7 glasses, but by 10 it's over for her. She'll just wander aimlessly and come pretty close to smacking herself into a wall, talking to people that aren't there and being fairly disoriented. Really, the only saving grace is that she doesn't look as stupid as she's feeling, and that nobody will ever believe that the High Seraphim became a high seraphim in the span of an evening : they'll think they were drunk.

Adam. Ha, do I need to say more ? In any case since he's been seen scarfing down food and drinks and pretty much stuffing his face, I'll be lying if I said he isn't a party enjoyer. And he does hold his alcohol pretty well... but less well than he thinks : guy would bet on downing 30 glasses no problems only to get smashed by the 17th or so. Kudos to him, he will reach his 30th, but at that point he's only half-conscious. Verbal coherence goes completely out of the window, luggages included, and physical coherence is not far away, bending over said windowframe to look down and ask how was the landing. This guy is 100% the "rambling" and "complainer" type, because, c'mon, you've seen him when sober, right ? Expect a lot of "in MY time" and "when I was alive" comments, also being the "flirting" type (except nobody can make out what he's slurring, it's as if he's talking sideways from his mouth and sounds like a walking blooper reel) to various results. At its worst, and most inebriated, just before passing out and forgetting this ever happened, he'll also be the "crying" type, all insecurities coming back up, and suddenly the First Man looks like a sobbing child in search for a mother figure (Sera is the unfortunate target), spouting out all what he finds unfair (be it justified or not) and how nobody listens to him nor stays, and that they should obey because he's the dickmaster, and that has to count for something, fucking dammit. (...I didn't expected the swerve into sad, then the even heavier counter-swerve into stupid. Wow.)

However, to get to that point, you'll have to pass layers and layers of "agressive" drunkness, because Adam, being Adam, is gonna look at the lights on the ceiling and decide to fight them, because nobody's supposed to shine brighter than him. That's from glass N° 10 onwards, more or less. And you better let him think he outlasted everyone, or you'll have a whiny bratty fratbro on your hands.

Lute, well. Lute wouldn't want to drink, because Lute is an angel and angels aren't that unbecoming, but Adam already handed her a few and coaxed her into it. It could go both ways : first route, she has uncanny resilience and while managing a tipsy state around 20th shot or so, never really gets to the point of being outright sloshed. Or second, and funnier route : she isn't used to it and is an actual lightweight. Imagine Lute, drunk off her monochrome ass, saluting at nothing and thinking she's in a training session where the 'enemy' has drugged her, and takes on fighting her own chair because it looked at her weird. She'll mix up locations for sure, fuck up distance estimations, pounce on everything, and literally Adam has to be the responsible one for once (with one or two stupid comments of "yeah, women can't hold alcohol" while Emily is drinking him under the table). She'll still be deadly with a weapon, but that's more years of training and her body being honed to the point of it being automatic - because if she had to count on her fuzzed brain and cross-eyed sight alone, she wouldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. However, she might also show her more affectionate side to those she likes (like Adam), and definitely be less composed overall, but not relaxing, because Lute wouldn't know relaxing even if she were to be drowning in a beanbag on a nice summer day with a cat on her stomach.

On the second route, 5 glasses and she's toasted, three more and it's over for her. "Violent" and "agressive" type for sure in all cases, though, with a side dash of "sour" and sprinkles of "confronting" sprayed over.

St-Peter would tell you that he doesn't remember being ever drunk in his existence, and he'll be right, because the keyword is remember : he'll go from sober to blackout torched while skipping all intermediate steps after one or two glasses. The guy just blips out of consciousness like the last spark of intelligence behind a Queef's eyes : poof ! gone. His alcohol tolerance would be in the negatives, and the problem is, he doesn't even know it, since he can't ever recall whatever happened. And for fun, nobody tells him, because it's so amusing to watch him eagerly want to participate in the common merriment, even shyly accept a drink to join, then observe the phenomenon the moment he downed the glass : frame one, he's sitting and conscious, frame two, he's very much not anymore, on both accounts. And then wake up, remember nothing, get invited to the next party, and doing it all over again. At least Niffty can boast being awake (even if not really aware) and active, but St-Peter will just go out like a lightswitch.

After a while - and once the fun subsides - people take pity on him and try to experiment with hybrid drinks (mundane + alcohol), but the only effect it achieves is apparently for his mind to spirit away from his body, and he'll just stay there sitting like a statue, smiling into nothing with a thousand yard stare. They call it "good enough" and throw a sheet on him, because the soulless staring can get creepy. Usually, they'll prepare non-alcoholic mimics of the real deal for him from then on : a party's only a good party if everyone has fun, after all.

Aaaand that's a wrap ! Hope you enjoyed !

Again, Masterpost here.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin lute #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel sera #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin emily #hazbin sera #hazbin hotel st peter #hazbin st peter

[badlydrawncronus]

I need him so bad ong I'm going feral, all dignity has been thrown out the window. I wanna peg him, I want him to whimper and moan my name as he slurs out sweet sweet nothings into my ear, I need him carnally, I'm in my knees , begging, crying, I would let him violate me in the worst ways possible. When I tell you I would strip down in a Bunnings for this man I MEAN I will take off ever layer of clothing and peg the shit out of him. I want him to grip and skin and leave lovebites on my shoulder and I want to bleed thick scarlet red from the wounds of his bites and he will drink my oozing blood with a smile. I want to use his horns as a handle bar when I ride him in the back of a pub he works at, hot and bothered, drunk, and high off our minds and desperately clawing at eachothers skin

I want to feel him from the inside, I want to fuck his pathetic clit as he arches his back and screams in pleasure. I want to fuck him while smoking a fat blunt and drinking an overly expensive german whiskey, I wanna pull his hair and hold him tight. I want to get under his skin, I want to watch him bleed as he carves my name into his wrists, I want to fuck him so so bad you don't understand I need him my carnal instincts flourish at the sight of Cronus, he's mine and only mine. Property of rue rose coulstock, I want him so so so so so so so bad. He's mine, my boo, my little bitch boy. I want to fuck him into the Cretaceous period, back to the caves my dude. And even then I would ride him till the modern age. I need him, he needs me. Rue rose coulstock and Cronus ampora, a match made in heaven. We would try poses like missionary, 69, backwards cowgirl, all of them. I we would fuck anywhere and everywhere. We would be hoes for eachother and everyone would know. I need him, I need him and nobody Understands. I feel both love and lust for my one and only Cronus, and the feeling is mutual.

this better be a copypasta.

#writing guy #nsfw????? #i dont know what this is

[ipegchangbin]

i just think that felix would look so good holding on to your neck while you're marking his neck and you got one hand holding one of his ass cheeks to spread him out so the other hand can finger him better and deeper and he's also losing his mind bc it's all he can feel but at the same time it's just not enough to make him cum, he knows he wants more but that's the game your playing, you teasing him to see how much he can handle before breaking and God he's so close so so close he feels like he might as well melt in your hands rn and he's kinda shaking from all the stimulation he's getting and then u brush your finger just right in that sweet spot inside of him and he sees white tbh he thinks he's about to reach the gates of heaven if u touch him there again so ofc u do and keep on doing it until he's clenching hard against your fingers and u know he's about to cum :D when u suddenly take your your fingers from inside him he sheds a few tears but then u also start distributing small gentle kisses against his face and the contrast just gives him whiplash but he swears he loves whatever u do to him bc he knows he's getting fucked nice and slow when u (eventually) do fuck him and then again he swears he's about to reach the gages of heaven again and again and again until he's crying for the second time tonight but for the opposite reason of the previous tears (I'm the same anon from the pegging seungmin while he's holding on to u ask🤸‍♀️)

anon are you aware of the thought that this corroded my entire being in more ways than one. please. if this were fully fleshed out fiction i would cry. your seungmin ask already had me in shambles

fingering felix in and of itself is a wonderful thing but having it laid out like this in specifics is…😵‍💫

i really like how you pointed out the contrast in your actions because i live for the same thing: there’s just something so good about watching a sub lose themself while you’re being both mean and kind on their body.

felix is the perfect candidate to be affected by this. he’s a really sensitive boy, both physically and emotionally, so i’d like to imagine his sweet reactions to you cooing and being condescending about reaching his high in one second to indulging in it and praising him the next.

maybe, as you’re fingering him, he’d start to writhe and wiggle around from the sensations. you hold his hips in place with your free hand and tilt your head in the same direction he’s facing just so that he’s forced to look you in the eye.

“lixie will behave and take y/n’s fingers, right? even if he’s a sensitive boy?”

“y/n…i’ll behave…”

you coo, because as cute as he is, his response isn’t enough. “even if he’s slutting out on my fingers?”

“y-yes! i’ll b-behave, promise.”

and he follows you, even when you go up to the verge of his limit while edging him, only to overstimulate him when he’s finishing. he’s a shaking mess, chasing his high round after round and releasing load after load. you’ve trained him well enough to have him control himself, but he still breaks so easily like glass under your fingertips.

“good job, lixie, cumming all over me, dripping on me like a good boy.”

“anything…” he huffs, exhausted but madly in love, “anything for y/n.”

#skz smut #sub!skz #sub!felix #sub!yongbok #<3 a lovely anon #💌 ipeginbox #anon im just gonna let you know thisll be inspo for smudgeproof 🫡 #💬 z is writimg

[hwxnghyynjin]

(Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Pairing: hyunjin x reader Genre: smut, slight fluff at the end Warnings: sub!hyunjin, dom!reader, mastrubation, oral (m receiving), cum eating, use of restraints, use of the word 'mommy', overstimulation, choking, praise, rough sex, pegging Words: 1,994 Taglist: @alphadisaster

You weren’t supposed to see anything but your curiosity got the better of you. Besides, he sounded so whiny and desperate. But he was your roommate. Your tall, hot roommate. 

You got home from work pretty late, around 11pm. All the lights were off and it was quiet, so you assumed Hyunjin had gone to sleep, which you wouldn’t be surprised about since he’s been pretty busy the past 2 weeks, working nonstop. You got closer to your room, and that’s when you heard it. A whiny whimper.

You got closer to his room, and you don’t know what came over you, but you opened the door slightly, and the sight in front of you almost made you moan. There was Hyunjin sprawled out on his bed, naked, his thick cock in his hand. His head was thrown back, his hair sticking to his forehead as sweat was covering his whole body.

His mouth was open as his whiny moans got louder the more he pumped his cock, but you knew something was off. He just couldn’t get himself off no matter how hard he tried, and you could tell by the way he furrowed his eyebrows every now and then.

You stood there as you thought about the past few times he brought someone home. It always ended up with him getting fucked, whether it be by a girl or a boy. You knew that Hyunjin was a switch, leaning more towards submissiveness. You never told him this but, whenever you heard his whiny moans and groans as he got his back blown, you touched yourself almost every time, cumming all over your fingers.

Now you wanted it to be your turn to fuck Hyunjin’s brains out.

You pushed his door open, now standing in his doorway. Hyunjin didn’t even acknowledge you, too busy trying to get himself off. You felt bad seeing him struggle to get himself off, but seeing his struggle only turned you on more.

“Need some help, baby?”, the sudden pet name just rolled off your tongue, sounding rather natural. Hyunjin looked over at you, now acknowledging you. If he wasn’t so horny, he would have freaked out. His eyes full of lust, sweat dripping down his chin. 

“Please help me, I’ve been trying for the past 20 minutes but I can’t seem to make myself orgasm”, Hyunjin confessed, a whimper leaving him. You pushed yourself off the door frame, walking over to him. You placed yourself between his legs, grabbing his shaft. He whimpered as you moved your hand up and down at a steady pace. You teased his tip with your thumb, your eyes not leaving his face.

“Does that feel good, baby?”, you said, your voice lower than usual as you spoke. He whined in response, feeling like he’s in heaven. He’s been dreaming about this for a while, but he didn’t want to tell you just in case he scared you off.

You placed your lips around him, taking him in your mouth. You swirl your tongue around his tip as you sucked, feeling Hyunjin’s hand tug your hair. You moaned around him, the vibration hitting Hyunjin’s cock as he started to shake below you. You gripped his thighs to hold him down, continuing to move your mouth on his cock.

You soon felt Hyunjin’s cock twitch in your mouth as you licked his shaft, causing Hyunjin’s moans to get louder and more high pitched. A few more licks, he soon came down your throat. The salty juices dribbled down your chin as you swallowed, removing your lips from him.

You stood up and admired Hyunjin as he laid there. His body covered in sweat, his hair a mess and sticking to his forehead, his eyes closed and mouth agape. His entire body was shaking as he tried to catch his breath.

You took off your tie and walked to the side of the bed, grabbing Hyunjin’s wrist. He looked at you as you proceeded to tie his wrist to the bedpost. You went to his wardrobe, and grabbed another tie so you can tie his other wrist to the bedpost.

Once you made sure his wrists were tied tight enough, you slowly started taking your clothes off. You unbutton your shirt, sliding it off your shoulders and dropping it to the floor, not taking your eyes off Hyunjin. Next was your pants, unzipping them and sliding them down your legs, kicking them to the side. You were now only in your underwear, a black lacy pair.

Hyunjin watched your every move, watching you walk over to him. You crawled on top of him, moving your hands all over his toned chest. You attached your lips to his neck, sucking all over his skin until you find his sweet spot. Hyunjin let out a loud whine, letting you know that you found his sweet spot.

You trailed kisses down his chest, making Hyunjin buck his hips up into you, making you moan. “M-mommy”, Hyunjin moaned out suddenly, making you rub yourself against him. “Be a good boy for mommy and I’ll give you a reward”, you whispered into his ear, nibbling his ear lobe. 

You grabbed his shaft again, moving your hand up and down. Hyunjin whimpered as he threw his head back, shutting his eyes tightly. You pumped his cock, twisting your wrist. You kitten licked his tip, licking the precum as you continued to move your hand. The sounds that were leaving Hyunjin’s mouth made your panties stick to your folds, but you wanted to focus on pleasuring Hyunjin right now.

A few orgasms later, and Hyunjin is sensitive to the touch. You kept overstimulating him, making him scream as he neared his fifth orgasm. Neither of you were expecting him to cum all over your face, but that’s what happened. His arousal was all over your cheeks and nose, using your hand to wipe it off and crawled up Hyunjin’s body, making him taste himself.

You untied his wrists from the bedpost, throwing the ties somewhere behind you, and proceeded to take your underwear off. You then placed yourself above his tip before sliding down on him, both of you moaning out of pleasure.

You adjusted to his size before moving, bouncing up and down on his cock. You ordered Hyunjin to sit up, which he obeyed, and you proceeded to wrap your hand around his throat, applying pressure to it.

“You’re mommy’s good boy, aren’t you, hm? Always listening to what I say and never disobeying me. Such a good boy”, you said against the side of his neck, biting the skin. Hyunjin  started to shake underneath you as you grinded on his cock.

You continued bouncing on his cock for a good few minutes before you felt his cock twitch. Not even a minute later, he released his seed inside you, filling you up to the brim. You soon came not long after, riding out your high.

“Did that feel good baby? Do you feel satisfied, hm?”, you said softly as Hyunjin tried catching his breath. He nodded at you, his eyes half open and mouth agape. You smiled down at him and pressed a kiss to his forehead. 

You stayed like that for a good few minutes, Hyunjin’s arms wrapped around your waist and his face buried in your neck. You ran your fingers through his hair, and placed a kiss on the top of his head. You then got up off him, the feeling inside you now empty as his cock was no longer inside you, cum dripping down your thighs.

You got a cloth from the bathroom, cleaning you both up, being extra careful with Hyunjin, not wanting to hurt him since he’s still sensitive. You were about to leave his room but Hyunjin stopped you as he grabbed your hand. It looked like he wanted to ask you something but hesitated as he sighed.

“What’s wrong, baby boy?”you asked, but Hyunjin shook his head. “Nothing’s wrong, it’s just… Can you do me a favour?”, he asked, his voice rather quiet, but still audible. You nodded and waited for him to tell you. He then asked you to go to his wardrobe and to look inside the box which is inside.

You were confused but still did as he asked, and looked inside the box inside his wardrobe. As you looked inside, you smirked as you reached inside the box and pulled something out of it. You turned around and faced Hyunjin, holding a strap-on.

“You want me to fuck you, baby? Want mommy to fuck you so hard, you see stars?”, you said as you put the strap on, and walked towards Hyunjin. You gripped his chin and made him look at you, before smashing your lips against his. The kiss was heated and messy, full of tongue and teeth clashing against each other.

You pushed Hyunjin down on the bed, crawling on top of him. You slipped your tongue in his mouth, making him moan into the kiss. You wrapped a hand around his throat as the kiss got more heated, you becoming breathless. You pulled away, catching your breath. “Lie on your front”, you ordered and Hyunjin didn’t think twice as he turned onto his front.

You prepared the strap, making sure it was lubricated before teasing Hyunjin’s hole with the tip, making him whimper. You inserted the strap inside him, a groan leaving the both of you. You started off slow, letting Hyunjin adjust to it before you picked up your pace.

You held Hyunjin’s hips, thrusting rougher into him. His moans got more high pitched, shaking beneath you. He gripped the bed sheets, shoving his face into the mattress. His mouth wide open as moans continued to leave him. He didn’t care how loud he was being at this point, all he cared about was being fucked senseless by his hot roommate.

You gripped Hyunjins hair, bringing his back into your chest, your other hand wrapping around his throat. The sound of skin slapping against each other could be heard along with your moans. You placed hot kisses against Hyunjin’s skin, his skin hot to the touch.

Hyunjin felt himself getting close to yet another orgasm as his legs started shaking like mad, his cock twitching. Not long after, he came all over the sheets below him, and he came hard. He never came that hard for anyone before, and he never felt so satisfied in his life.

You pulled the strap out of him, and got off the bed. You took the strap off and put it back in the box, and grabbed the cloth again to clean up Hyunjin. He soon fell asleep not long after, exhausted after an intense session. He looked so peaceful that you didn’t want to wake him up, but at the same time, you’re not sure if he’s eaten and you didn’t want him to sleep on an empty stomach.

You shook his shoulder gently, trying to wake him up. “Hey, Jinnie, you need to eat something”, you said as you then proceeded to put your panties on and stole one of Hyunjin’s t-shirts. His t-shirt reached your knees but you didn’t care.

Hyunjin woke up but didn’t bother to get up, just lying on his front. He had a pout on his face and whined, making you giggle. “You ok there, baby?”, you cooed as you stroked his cheek gently. He just continued to whine and leaned his face into your hand. You helped him up carefully and helped him put his clothes on.

“Are you satisfied now?”, you asked as you wrapped your arms around his waist, looking up at him through your eyelashes. He smiled down at you and kissed your forehead and tucked your head under his chin.

He just hopes that this actually meant something to you like it meant something to him. He hopes you return the feelings.

#stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids smut #stray kids x reader #stray kids #hyunjin imagines #hyunjin scenarios #hyunjin smut #hyunjin x reader #hyunjin

[sorcerous-caress]

if arnell hallowleaf asked whether he could read you books on elves while you are sitting on his lap would you let him?

I would stop at nothing to experience that, it would be my personal heaven. I am willing to sell both my kidneys and sign a deal with the devil for that.

God I wanna sit on that old elf's lap so badly. I want him to wrap one hand around the pretty little human on his lap, giving their head a soft kiss as he opens the book. I would fucking melt, i would have a heart attack and die from happiness.

He probably thinks I'm just a curious little human about elves, he has no idea about the degeneracy and pervasive thoughts going through my brain, the things I've written about elves and humans.

I would ask him all kind of embarrassing questions to watch him blush and attempt to still be a gentleman. Ask him about elves anatomy and reproduction, wonder out loud if humans can carry elf babies, how elf cock must feel like. I'd watch him get more and more flustered, still attempting to assume my intentions are pure, and I'm just curious. No way a cute young human like me is interested in an old elf like him.

Arnell hallowleaf, cute old high elf trying not to soil the innocent 20ish human's view of elves. The weird fetishes they must have for having lived for so long, their indecent views on humanity being a whore race, he will politely skip over these sections to not break my heart.

And fuck i will cry fake tears if I end accidentally hearing about these awful views on humans, guilt trip him into hugging me and apologizing softly, saying not all elves think these things and humans are wonderful in their own sweet way. He would do anything to make it up to me, and I would definitely ask for a kiss or ten.

Fuck I want to ruin that old man, I want to peg him but also suck him dry. Sitting on his lap and squirming every now and then, feeling something poking me from below as he avoids meeting my eyes, as I tell him to keep reading the book.

#♡arnell hollowleaf #♡smut #♡human kink