#identity reveal batman

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

A JL Batman identity reveal fic where Bruce Wayne is openly dating Superman

Some of the Justice League walk into a lesser used room to find Batman and Superman making out

The members that walked in are like "Superman TF are you doing you got a boyfriend?!?"

And before they can say anything about Batman being a homewrecker, Batman turns his attention from the Leaguers back to Superman, now acting like a scandalized Brucie Wayne(like turning his head and putting the back of his hand to his head), being like "Gasp! Superman how could you! You told me you cut that Wayne Himbo off! Did you dare to try to have us both at the same time?!?" Clark, for his part, is caught between a look of embarrassed horror and laughing really, really hard.

Diana is probably there, in the know, laughing her ass off as she should, the absolute QUEEN.

Eventually Bruce starts laughing almost has hard as Diana, the rest of the Leaguers there are Traumatized™ for life.

Bruce then calls a full League meet, explaining vaguely how the circumstances of getting walked in on happened, some of the people who weren't there start to say something about how Batman could come between Superman and Bruce

He quickly shuts them up by mentioning that he is, in fact, Bruce Wayne

Then we get chaos as it fades to black

#the justice league #justice league #batman #superman #superman x batman #batman x superman #superbat #batman identity reveal #theres also a bonus scene of weeks prior where bruce says if the JL find out that Batman is with Superman but doesnt figure out his identit #solely from that. then hes gonna pull out the Brucie Personality #it was originally gonna be talking as Brucie but Clark suggested talking as batman with the brucie personality for max emotional damage #suprise its not just roll with it #but dont worry #its still about The Gays™

[bbbbbbbbatman]

JL sets up a betting pool to see who can get Superman to say "fuck" first. Everybody gets so intense about this, but no matter what they do, they cannot get him to say anything worse than hell. Bruce is so tired of this, so at a meeting one day he just takes off his cowl and reveals his identity with zero build up or warning and Superman just lets out the loudest "What the fuck?"

#bruce isn't sure the commotion caused by his identity reveal is less than what the bet caused #but it's fine #it's been on his to-do list anyway #superman #batman #bruce wayne #superbat #clark kent #dc #dc comics #justice league #mine

[frownyalfred]

“You bruise but you don’t kill. Do you…Clark?”

One of the best “Batman knows Superman’s secret identity” reveals in recent memory. Literally brought a speeding, furious Kryptonian to a full stop with one word and a raised hand.

That’s power.

#and yeah Clark reveals Bruce’s identity a second layer to try and save face #but he looks SO shocked #there’s no coming back from that lol #bruce wayne #batman #dc #justice league #justice league war #clark kent #superman

[preyofolympus]

Bernard: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.

Tim, trying to contain himself but Bernard loving the Red Hood is pushing his limits: he’s a fucking criminal Bernard.

#Bernard calls Red Hood some fucking cringe online name one (1) time and Tim just reveals all their secret identities to stop him #all #the torture in the world couldn’t make Tim give up their identities #but Bernard calling dick a “pathetic little meow meow does the trick in less than a second #now I know why everyone is funnier in the tags I hope y’all see this shit #batfam #batfamily #red robin #tim drake #dc robin #tim drake wayne #batkids #batman #batman urban legends #bernard dowd #dc fanfic #jason todd #red hood #tim x bernard #timber #timothy drake #batbros #dick grayson #nightwing #discowing #red hood jason todd #bernard x tim #source- some Ryan and Shane screenshot thing but it’s those ghost cunts

[shrub-jay]

Wes Weston: IRS.

Wes Weston is used to billionaires having sketchy finances. An offshore account here, and offshore account there-- A second home in a tax haven. He's never seen books like Wayne Enterprise's before.

"What even is BASE jumping? Why do they have a whole Applied Sciences department with only one guy working in it?" Wesley Weston had questions for Bruce Wayne. Questions he would get answered, if the billionaire was ever actually in his office. This was why he found himself rumbling up to the Wayne's well manicured, monoculture lawn in an only slightly questionable Uber.

"Wes Weston, IRS," he whispers, practicing under his breath before knocking on the door. "Wes Weston. IRS," he says more confidently, fumbling to get his badge out of his pocket. The door swung open, and he jumped. Goddamn rich people with their motion detecting doorbells.

"Dick Grayson, Blüdhaven P.D."

---

Wes Weston stood back from his cork board as rain pelted his hotel room window.

"Holy ghost. Bruce Wayne is the fucking Batman."

#dp x dc #dc #IRS agent Wes Weston #Wes Weston #dp #Dick Grayson #Bruce Wayne #Wayne Enterprises tax situation is dodgy #Bruce is not exempt from shady billionaire activity (or from paying taxes) #Cop Dick Grayson #I'm sorry :( #He doesn't have to be a cop by the end though! #And maybe they can fall in love? #That's up to you #Batman identity reveal #fanfic #prompt #Death and Taxes

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #116

Danny’s family accepts him after he revealed his identity. So much in fact that they took him on a trip to Gotham along with Jazz. There they learn the family secret, Maddie is niece to Batman and she grew up on the streets of Gotham fighting alongside him under the moniker ‘Sparrow’ to match her cousin Robin. Now they want Bruce to train Danny in the family business.

After a week of training and Bruce returns to the watchtower where a very nervous and terrified looking Constantine asks where the hell he was to get a protection mark from the Ghost King. Bruce isn’t looking forward to the talk he’s about to have with his extended family staying in the manor because he had absolutely no clue what Constantine was talking about.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #writing prompt #batman #Maddie and Bruce are Uncle and Niece #Maddie is an exbat #Identity reveal gone right #Batman agreed to train Danny without being told about his powers at all #Batfam suspects something is up with the new family but not sure what #Especially Jason as he knew from the calmness of the pits for once #Danny didn’t tell his family he was the king though #ghost king danny #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use

[methoughtsphantom]

AU where tim drake can sense dead people so when the red hood makes his debut in gotham he’s very curious about the guy who should be dead by all accounts

robin, sleep deprived: how are you here

jason, who had such a shitty patrol he doesn’t even question why the new robin is here in his safehouse: what?

robin, shrugging because in his mind he is just talking to a random crime lord: i’m just asking, you are supposed to be dead

jason:

jason: how the fuck

#they know!!! #is all jason can think at the moment #cue internal panic #poor jay he wanted his identity to be revealed on his terms #timmy is just delirious #but still a detective #he will get answers even if he has to break into a crime lord’s safehouse to get them #jason todd #tim drake #batman #tim drake robin #red hood #robin #secret identity

[turboloverjudas69]

The only reason green arrow realised who Batman is first is cause Batman slipped once and said “talk to me superman” after a mission during a briefing once when everyone was super tired in the exact same tone and jersy accent Brucie would say“keep twalking ollie we need to pass this test” to him when they were in the library in school at 3am.

He just sits there staring into space. Next day he tries to tell himself it was just the exhaustion but inside he knows.

Bruce noticed and inside slapped himself but keeps his composure.

#dick grayson #Batman #brucie wayne #Bruce Wayne #green arrow #Oliver green #justice league #identity reveal #batarrow

[ivebeenghosting]

clark “bumbling reporter” kent, who is always so hyper aware of his body that his “clumsy” antics never put anyone in harms way vs. bruce wayne who hasnt slept in 4 days, falling asleep standing up, sending himself crashing into a tower of champagne glasses at a gala, making glass and alcohol fly every where ruining at least three peoples very expensive outfits (not to mention getting alcohol in his fresh stitches that are hidden under his clothes), fight

#bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #superbat #perhaps presuperbat where clark knows batmans identity but bruce doesnt know supermans BUT clark thinks bruce does #maybe superman thinks bruce is putting himself purposely in harms way to get his attention and hes like WHATS HIS GAME IS HE TRYING TO TRICK #ME IN TO REVEALING MYSELF?? #but bruce is just like i literally forgot cars were i thing i didnt mean to walk into the busy intersection

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Hi do. Do you know of any fics based around Bruce revealing his identity to the justice league ?

Preferably ones set after he’s adopted all his batkids because added humour for him secretly having so many kids, but obviously that’s not nessesary…

Monolith by CharlesWaterloo 20k words WIP

video message incoming by helenabertinellis 1.2k words complete

The Justice League and the Batfam by Just_here_for_a_laugh (Series) 28k words - multiple fics along this line

Plagiarism is Not a Joke, Batman by popsunner 2.3k words complete

Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littleghost 5.4K words complete

And then for not quite this but related and one I can’t leave off a list of identity shenanigans:

Manor-Dad let’s me drive the Batmobile by loosingletters 21k words WIP

#fic rec #batman #the justice league #batfam #batkids #identity reveal

[thenewtitans60page22]

SuperBat identity reveal: Brucie Wayne tries to sleep with some reporter he just met but realizes he’s not leaving any hickies on him and then lectures Clark for like 20 minutes for being in Gotham

#SuperBat #SuperBat identity reveal #Superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #my post

[batmobilestires]

underrated trope: Nightwing is taken hostage and Red Hood saves him, but it’s before Jason’s identity reveal - so Dick is confused and scared

#enemy to caretaker #whump #hostage scenario #identity reveal #dick and jason #nightwing #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #dc

[bbbbbbbbatman]

superbat batfam identity porn shenanigans

Bruce and Clark know each other's identities, but the rest of the batfam does not know that Clark Kent is Superman.

The kids are trying to set their dad up on a date and Tim is like "well he obviously has a thing for that reporter, Clark Kent, we should start with him"

And Dick gets real upset bc "what are you talking about, he's obviously in love with superman!"

Damian, "Father does not have feelings for the alien!"

Jason, "Hate to break it to you, brat, but he's had a thing for the alien for years"

Cass, "but he is always so happy to see Clark at events"

Long story short, attempts at setting them up devolve into an all out war between the batfam about who Bruce should end up with, and thus commences the increasingly insane shenanigans to set Bruce up with Clark (Superman) or Superman (Clark)

Team Clark: Tim (he's a top notch reporter who loves to write about injustice and he's a more feasible option than Superman), Damian (he seems weak and bumbling but is a better choice than the alien), Cass (he was very nice when he spoke to her at a recent gala), Duke (Bruce clearly favors Clark to other reporters and even requests him specifically), Diana (was recruited by Tim, knows Superman's identity, but thinks this is hilarious)

Team Superman: Dick (superfan, absolutely wants Superman as his stepdad, and have you seen the way they look at each other?), Jason (I don't care about Bruce's love life (liar) but you'd have to be blind not to see that they're in love), Steph (why settle for a boring reporter when you could have Superman, have you seen his muscles?), Kate (got dragged in, thinks it would be funny if Mr. No Metas In Gotham ended up dating a meta)

(Alfred won't take sides bc he knows)

Bruce knows what's going on and on one hand is trying to figure out the best way to ask Clark to reveal his identity to his kids without telling him why so they stop and on the other hand isn't sure if a united front would be better or worse than a competition

Clark is oblivious, he's just happy to be spending all this extra time with Bruce

#team clark and team superman see bruce kiss clark and superman respectively and both think they've won #they get in a huge fight about it #they confront bruce about and he reveals clark's identity #all hell breaks loose #superbat #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #batfam #batfam shenanigans #dc comics #dc #mine

[frownyalfred]

“nobody believes them when they tell the League they’re married” is actually peak superbat. like what do you mean you’re married to the guy you keep risking your life for over and over again? that’s just your best friend???

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #justice league #kinda like how the founders didn’t believe them when they revealed their secret identities too

[distort-opia]

Alright excuse my compulsion to situate everything within a timeline, but. I love that now there's more than one story taking place before The Killing Joke that establishes Bruce empathizing and relating to Joker, and that Zdarsky clearly took inspiration from the one before his own for this aspect of Bruce and Joker's relationship.

The events of Zdarsky's I Am A Gun take place while Dick is a boy and still Robin, early in Batman's career... and so does Darwyn Cooke's amazing-showstopping-spectacular Batman: Ego. In Ego, we get another instance of Bruce's mind being split in two; there being a separation between Bruce and Batman, with the embodiment of Batman arguing for Joker's murder:

-- Batman: Ego

But Bruce says no. He says he isn't a killer:

Forever obsessed with how Darwyn Cooke so efficiently conveys how Bruce understands Joker, and relates to him. He knows Joker chose madness to deal with tragedy, that he was faced with the same choice Bruce was, and that Bruce could've become him. Because that's what Bruce lapsing into laughter and acting like Joker shows.

But the story is centred around Bruce in Batman: Ego, while in I Am A Gun... perhaps the best line to summarize it is Bruce thinking to himself, "Is the Joker broken too?" in Batman (2016) #128. It's not just the two facets of Bruce vs. Batman in this story, it's also the two facets of Joker: a human being, and a monster.

The conflict in Bruce is mirrored in Joker, and I am kissing Zdarsky on the mouth for acknowledging it and portraying it so beautifully. There's a monster in Bruce made out of hollow anger, and there's a human being crying for help buried inside Joker:

-- Batman (2016) #130 -- I Am A Gun

"He'll fix you." And Martha being the one to say this, the one who becomes Joker herself in a different world, a different Universe... perhaps it's not intentional, but it feels so relevant. In Flashpoint, Thomas Wayne is a Batman who kills. In New 52's Earth 2, he's a Batman who killed Joker himself. And in Bruce's head, it's Thomas Wayne arguing for Joker's death.

But I just love that keeping both I Am A Gun and Ego in mind, knowing that these thoughts and emotions were there for Bruce for years, makes The Killing Joke... even more poignant.

Bruce has been thinking about this for a long time. And all of it coming to a head with the iconic offer for help, with the one time Bruce offered Joker his hand despite what Joker had just done...

-- Batman: The Killing Joke

[clenches fist] It's beautiful.

#long post #and this not even mentioning Bruce going up to Joker's cell and showing him the playing card as revealed in DotF #which takes place chronologically around Year 2 as well #or freaking Going Sane which takes place before Dick came along #fascinating how all these stories shape the early years of Bruce's relationship with Joker. BEFORE Jason's murder #because that changed so much for Bruce. for both of them #I'm also going [WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN] about Batman 130 itself and Bruce thinking of Joker before ''dying'' #I Am A Gun and TMWSL tie in thematically TOO WELL #identity crises! identity crises everywhere #hnng. anyway. I'm sorry I had to exorcise the Thoughts #batman #batman meta #bruce wayne #bruce wayne meta #joker #batjokes #batjokes meta #my meta #batman: i am a gun #batman: ego

[minnesota-fats]

Twin au where Danny is 100% confident that he isn’t adopted and that he ISNT Damien’s twin and he takes a dna test that Bruce requested only to be proven wrong.

#dc x dp #danny phantom #batman #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc twin au #twin au #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp twin au #damian al ghul #damien wayne #damian wayne #danny fenton #sassy child danny #sassy child Damian #shinanigans #identity reveal #because yes #chaos #my one true love