#im funny most days

[thehistoriangirl]

The pornbot I want to talk to me 🥵🥰😩💕:

The one who actually talks to me 🙄💀🫠🤨:

#im funny most days #today it isnt one of them isnt it 😂😂😂 #somrry #viktor x reader #arcane viktor x reader #machine herald x reader

[ash-and-starlight]

another late @zukki-week entry, for day 2 // skinny dipping

and as a special treat it comes with @erisenyo's fantastic fic And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain't Even Dating that this scene is based on!!

#id in alt text #befORE someone feels like being haha funny on my post #yes yue is watching over sokka's bare ass yes she is shining her best most flattering moonbeams on them #yes she supports bisexual endeavors #also!! this comes with a twitter bonus iykyk #im trying to upload it on ao3 too but its still giving me pROBLEMS will be up one day I prommy #suki #sokka #zuko #zukki #my art

[lilyvines]

went down an ao3 rabbit hole and this is the first time in my life i’ve seen a dni against women

#i mean tbh based on the tags this dni is not the worst thing abt the fic #but like it’s prob the most baffling #edit: I do not care abt discourse!! im not condemning or supporting the author for putting this in their dni!! #i don’t care!! i just thought it was funny bc it was my first time ever seeing a dni against women and I didn’t know they were such a thing #i just wanted to have a little chuckle and move on with my day :( #1k+

[shorthaltsjester]

the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

#also with softer vibes. i offer They #every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit #the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family #also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9. #when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them #i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake. #the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor. #a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp #also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees. #the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay. #ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video. #crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives #as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes. #and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met. #rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed #posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc. #general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts #which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth. #critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #fjord #veth brenatto #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #my posts

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

[waitineedaname]

#fma #fmab #i don't often do silly polls but im gonna set this one at a week bc the fma fandom is not the Most active in the world #pride fma #greedling #greed fma #wrath fma #do i tag them as the bradleys. i guess so #selim bradley #king bradley #anyway i think all these options are so funny #pride is the terrifying eldest sibling of the homunculi but he has to spend all day pretending to be a fifth grader #greed is two hundred but suddenly has to experience being a teenager which must be WILD for a dude who was born an adult #and wrath is the baby sibling but is an Old Man who should've retired but he was too busy doing Evil Schemes

[freaky-flawless]

Dead Tired Honey Swamp

Shout out to @deuces-stone-cold-style for the nightgown inspo!

#monster high #monster high fanart #monster high g1 #honey swamp #dead tired #finished this a couple days ago but couldnt post it #cuz my laptop battery decided it had had enough and finally went caput on me #i have a replacement coming within a i cant really draw until then and im super bummed about it #anyway this drawing was funny #i kinda hated it but thought if i could just add some color that it would help #and it did i love her #shes one of my most detailed mh designs so drawing her is always a doozy #i wanna design a dt wydowna to match because they are ghoulfriends #also sorry the nightgown isnt that accurate to the actual reference #i dont think honey is particularly a lace ghoulie which is why i went with the wispy plant fringe #and i really dont like drawing floral patterns i just used the csp presets 🥲 #i know the dt dolls come with little accessories but she gets a blankie #and i couldnt fit the sleep mask because i refused to get rid of the bow on her bonnet #id in alt #my art #sabz art

[fireproofheart]

I have a real problem with learning new skills. The first thing I crocheted was a patterned queen size blanket. The first animation I make is a wholeass person twerking in full colour. I👏🏻Have👏🏻A👏🏻Problem👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

#forgive the quality on this as I said i truly dont know what im doing #the wizard the witch and the wild one #twtwtwo #worlds beyond number #wbn #portfolio #fanart #guild mage morrow #anyways i fucking adore twtwtwo and i hope the cast sees this #took like most of my free time over four days #also I hope this is funny bc I have been staring at it for so long that its like alsdkfj nothing to me #animation #artists on tumblr

[starbiology]

i feel bad realizing how much i post Basil and Onion but not Newt, but its only because shes very polite and doesnt interrupt me drawing.

So here is my sweet girl:

#she has the most annoying meow in the world though LOL her only fault #im not trying to be mean she just literally sounds like a toddler whining #like she has a very funny pitch to her meow that raises and drops like shes whining #basil doesnt meow he just squeaks. it sounds like ee. ee ee? #while onion sounds like shes smoking four packs a day

[skitskatdacat63]

His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever..... #suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right.... #hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :) #get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece??? #thats supposed to represent two things. #1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭) #had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it.... #lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭 #quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!! #lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!! #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

[faunandfloraas]

It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes. #🐶

[poisoned-pearls]

Work doodle about the funniest fucking headcanon to me ever

#No because like literally it’d be so funny. Most normal day of science for them #I’ve had to measure other people’s heartbeats for classes before and I’d think that it would be VERY strange w/ #Mr. Three hearts blue blood retangular pupils over here #Im… actually kinda suprised at myself #Because idk if this really counts as ship content #But tbh… with me it’s always implied #So #jamiazu #azujami #azul Ashengrotto #jamil viper #twst #disney twst #twisted wonderland #dude sometimes I get so lazy with tags #Like auaugh do I really want to type twst in five different ways? No

[batfamhyperfixation]

Superman: Hey Robin, Batman ask me to pick you up today!

Robin, who has grown up in Gotham, is the son of a constantly targeted billionaire, and has been given the talk thousands of times by thousands of people:

#clark: you know me! im not going to kidnap you #robin: studies say most kidnappings are done by people the victim knows #clark: im a superhero! why would i kidnap you? #robin: sometimes people get desperate and money gets tight. journalism isnt a steady business clark i get why you need the randsom money #also i was trying to figure out which robin this would be and I came to the conclusion that it would be all of them #this same conversation has happened with not only all 5 robins but also with every batkid there is #they are all from gotham and they all had these assemblies every year sometimes more than that plus bruce tells them again every other day #they all see this as a test and they will not fail (plus some of them just find it funny cause it makes clark upset) #batfam #batkids #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #robin #dc robin #superman #incorrect batman quotes #bruce wayne #clark kent #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #incorrect superman quotes

[synthshenanigans]

simple soup strawberry for the soul

Mayhaps will become a full art later.

Heart & Mind ones mayhaps later as well.

#i am eepy so who knows if ill finish these #i already have other art stuff too but maybe #most involve soul funny enough #not on purpose & im definitely not biased #I swear I don't have a favorite #okay i may be biased but i don't have favorites #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj soul #twas technically for val day but rlly was just an excuse to draw them in pink/red outfits lol #outfits are fun #-atlas art-

[waitineedaname]

the kageyama brothers are so funny to me tbh. I love that ritsu is supposed to seem like the more normal one between the two of them, but you look just a little bit closer and you're like oh something is Wrong with him. one of them is the quiet awkward kid who accidentally demolished a middle school. the other one is an athletic honor roll student who's decently popular at school. the one that's most likely to try and kill you with his brain is not the one you'd expect

#mp100 #this post is mostly a joke but one of these days I AM going to write an essay about how they make such good foils for each other #but until them im just gonna joke about the parts I find funny ldkfjklsdjf #I have so many thoughts about ritsu #I feel like that meme where there's a lot of thoughts in the brain and then it comes out as something basic #my brain is full of thoughts about the consequences of bottling up emotions and putting on a happy face and having to be perfect #but what comes out of my mouth is sometimes thirteen year olds are the most fucked up people in the world