#im gay i cant help it

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

#mine #shitpost #blorbo from my shows #blorbo #meow #william afton #dave miller #springtrap #jesse pinkman #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #f/o #villain #villainous men #i cant help it im gay #beetlejuice #megamind #hes never killed anyone but he still counts #breaking bad #saul goodman #he also hasnt killed anyone i dont think but hes guilty by association #idk just something about villainous men really gets to me #fnaf #purple guy #patrick bateman #american psycho #slashers #tumblr sexyman #mettaton #aaravos

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying) #actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it #but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo #but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try #so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine #god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos #i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope #what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures #my art #myart #others ocs #vasco #machete #vaschete #furry art #fur #anthro

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 11 of Arc II (Part 37)

huzzah! exposition be upon ye

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

#rottmnt #rottmnt michelangelo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #repo mantis #c #g #i see a lot of you in the audience are maybe a little gay for repo #*looks at how i drew him* ... (￣▽￣)" #i cant help it lksdjfks im weak for musculature #tbf there are diegetic reasons for why he looks like that right now... he's gonna be waaaay scrungier later #but anyway. brace yourselves #this scene is almost done! which means... uh. who's ready for more exposed brain matter? #*awkward laugh* #none of the turtles though! #...ough i struggled with this update in more ways than one #pulled a back muscle and burned my wrist real bad at work ahaha

[felsicveins]

Jumping on the bandwagon where people resurrect Creek to be whatever the fuck they want

AU where he winds up as Velvet and Veneers assistant after talking his way out of being eaten

#i cant help that his design is super fun to draw and im addicted as horrible gay assholes #why is he gay? dont ask me stupid questions #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls creek #creek trolls #floyd trolls #trolls floyd #brozone #trolls fleek #HAHA YEAH WHY NOT #consider me paying my way into heaven because this is indulgent #floyds hair is still pink cause i imagine creek would start to feel guilty watching someone slowly die so he wouldnt be around as much later #or maybe not maybe hed hang around more later!!!! haha why not WHY NOT!!!! : D #ill think on it

[losersage]

There is something generally wrong with me

Anyway ART

#loser #help #mental health #i literally cant function #but idk #maybe #im just crazy #i hate my friends #social interaction #make me wanna die #i love the gays #homura akemi #madoka kamane #puella magi madoka magica #goddess madoka

[cannabisenjoyer]

LESS THAN 10 HOURS. 🔟

#fanart #solar opposites #solar opposites fanart #HELP ME IM DUINGNIM DYING VALENTINES SPECIAL ONLY CURE #they wwre naked. I saw naked. #i actually cant stand waiting anymore please give me gay aliens i dont care about anything else #☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[athina-blaine]

for my money, labru is head and shoulders above other ships involving them simply due to the unmatched yap potential, i imagine them feeding off each other's energy like they're slipstreaming in mario kart until they start going fast enough to break the sound barrier

#dungeon meshi #dunmesh spoilers #labru #the Compounding Yap Effect #thinking about kabru wanting to understand the value of monsterhood despite how much pain they caused him ... #laios wanting to understand the value of humanity despite how much pain they caused him ... #none of this even mentioning how much kabru needs a person like laios to spur his character growth #kabru is a schemy schemer who schemes and it's one of his best qualities #but it's also what gets him killed over and over again in an attempt to get closer to laios and co when none of his usual tricks worked #it took until the absolute 11th hour where kabru HAD to choose #between potentially unlocking the secrets of the dungeon or giving it up to the canaries and losing his chance forever #if kabru had fallen back on what he knew he would have killed laios then and never got what he wanted #laios forcing kabru to be honest with his feelings #(a feeling kabru had buried so deep he was barely aware he had it in the first place) #is what finally gets laios to stop and listen #and he finally gives kabru enough of a reason to trust him and make kabru stop the canaries and give the party time to escape #and it's ONLY then that kabru is able to get what he wants #legit i cant imagine a more fulfilling ending for kabru than getting to directly engage his interest in a way that directly helps people #with someone who both needs wants and sincerely appreciates his skills #literally riding off into the sunset gay ass ending im #im going to be sick #day 28 being normal about them

[queeerbutch]

there's always a lot of talk about how being gay or trans is a "sin." and a lot of people have reclaimed this, have joked about their "sin," have held it up yourself so it can't be held against you.

but to all of the religious queers, the ones trying to find or create a home in themselves where their identity and their religion don't contradict... i see you. i've been you, i am you, i love you.

your orientation is not a sin.

your gender is not a sin.

you are not sinful or wrong or bad just for being who you are.

your identity does not contradict your religion.

you are beautifully and wonderfully made, just as you are.

you are loved by your creator, just as you are.

nobody can take any of that away from you.

[ please do not tag or censor my use of the word queer. do not derail this post by talking about how much religion sucks. ]

#girl help there are transphobes on my facebook #religion #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #bisexual #asexual #nonbinary #transgender #transsexual #mogai #trans #pride month #lgbt christian #lgbt jews #lgbt muslim #im definitely missing things but i cant think of them #txt

[mishavoltaire]

was talking to my sister and she said she understands why people like astarion but he's "isn't he shitty"

so this was born, yeah he's shitty but he's MY SHITTY ELF CUNTYFACE VAMPIRE shitty

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #my sister really dont gets it but girl look at me and my lucio (from arcana game) body pillow and think for a second why i WOULDNT enjoy him #i love my men shitty and cuntyfaced #im so sad i cant play bg3 yet but when i do... #“THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY GAY ELVES SERVING FACE WHEN I TURN AROUND OR SO HELP ME GOD”- that one astarion post #he do be serving face all the goddamn time tho

[ratinastrawberryhat]

Guys- I had a stupid lesbian moment

Fem Billy and Stu-

Gina Gershon and Drew Barrymore

#scream 1996 #scream (1996) #stu macher #billy loomis #stuilly #billy x stu #I CANT HELP IT #IM SO GAY

[rafole]

love all? // loverboy

#joke post #prob delete later #tik tok love song x famously gay tennis moments #i cant beleive i made tuis #fedal #sincaraz #wtf is ship name for lorenzo and yannik … #im struggling #I give up yall #sabadosa #stefaniil #ruru #rafole #novandy #help #vid edit #naomiga #tennis related

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have never felt this uniquely insane about a character <3 i cant get a read on him

#what is his DEAL #im usually really good at pegging a character's intentions / general vibe #BUT IM GETTING SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS THAT I JUST DONT KNOW #his off the charts rizz is fucking up my geiger counter #is he evil? is he a victim? a pawn/minion? does he have good intentions? neutral ones? bad ones? #I CANT TELL #welcome home #wally darling #i mean im team 'wally is a victim just trying to help / protect his friends (maybe the 'viewer')' #and home is maybe the main villian but also not bc the villain is the abstract force of cosmic horror manifesting as the chasm under home #and it has simply infected home or possessed it #and welcome home's whole deal is cosmic horror from a puppet's perspective #and they all need to stick together like glue to get through the Ordeals and Situations #and wally's just trying to keep his friends safe and the neighborhood together and fix home #BUT if it turns out wally is straight up evil then. yknow. i support his wrongs <3 #he could do literally anything and id be twirling my hair cheering and clapping #i love his big hair and gay little outfit #ever since i watched night minds video he hasnt left my brain. i think he's eating it #like i want him dead. i want him to be happy. i want to beat his little body against a wall until his stuffing comes out. i want to hug him #he is everything to me. he activates my maiming instincts but also my cherish instincts #i want him to get all the hugs from his friends #god i cant wait for this whole enchilada to kick off its gonna be a DOOZY #i trust clown's brilliant mind no matter which way they take this #absolutely fascinating stuff. i already know im in this for the long haul

[obsessive-dumpling]

Of course as a bakudeku I support togachako. What do you mean? This one is for the gays! We are dismantling the "shonen equation". Everyone knows that requires a solid pair of lesbians who are willing to die for each other.

#bakudeku #bkdk #togachako #we need their help to build shit after the war #horikoshi please spare them #i know youre making a point but #remember you like gay people #you cant kill them all #that was not a challenge #im filled with immediate regret #dont look at me #dekubaku #dkbk #decchan #bakugou x midoriya #katsuki x izuku #toga x uraraka #himiko x ochaco #toga himiko #uraraka ochaco #bnha #mha #mha manga spoilers #mha 395 #dumpling speaks

[that-wizard-oki]

I love and respect all forms of art but I cannot for the life of me make it through that wizard101 rap song without breaking into hysteric laughter. I've tried 5 times and can't get past 15 seconds of it. like go off to the guy who made it, but god.... where are my Wizard101 rock ballads about the Wizard descending from their childlike heroism into a soldier that rivals the Gods??? I'm seriously ready to DM The Living Tombstone with a membership code like i need this like i need air

#i cant let the white straight rappers have this game. this game is for the gals gays theys and the neurospicy /lh #oki says a thing #im joking. but also im not. hope that helps #wizard101

[mejomonster]

Guardian really set my expectations of "censored bl cdramas" and man that was a high bar and probably not fair of me to expect.

Guardian really opens with Zhao Yunlan asking Shen Wei "are you married? You're such a catch. Can I take you out to eat? Here's my number A-Lan call me" which like even on face value id say thats called flirting (unless I guess ur so straight Straight blinders on that 2 men have to physically fuck in front of u to consider something gay)

Then of course there's shen weis pining shit but like, that's not Hammer down obvious to I guess the most oblivious person in denial

But Zhu Hong saying she likes Zhao Yunlan, Zhao Yunlan repeatedly refusing her and feeling bad about it, Zhu Hong repeatedly acknowledging he picked SHEN WEI over her (making it fairly clear it was a romantic pick and she Lost it to a guy) and shen Wei, brick that he can be at times, tells her it will only take a few years for the feelings to fade when she'll get over Zhao yunlan. The guy in love with him, instead of her. Yeah shen wei, she's definitely not wishing she could stab you for that insensitive remark. But she's too good of a person to.

Which. I'd say the above two points establish fairly overtly that: Zhao Yunlan is into men, that his colleagues assume he's also into women (if Zhu Hong thinks she has a chance), and that Shen Wei is Zhao Yunlans romantic pick. So Shen Weis sexuality? Well he doesn't dispute being Zhao Yunlans romantic pick, and Lin Jing assumes they're lovers with dialogue (yes he's saying opposite day stuff but his opposite day is just not being a liar and spy). So Shen Weis sexuality includes Zhao Yunlan.

And so like that's just. Fairly overt explicit stuff about their relationship. There's also the "a very oblivious person could argue its only implied" flirting. (And everything going on with Lao Chu and Xiao Guo, the side couple... oh my heart ;-; when they almost froze... the family dinner at Xiao guos... Lao chu admiring how kind Xiao Guo is, scaring him trying to say he's a cannibal and Xiao Guo not running away)

There's the coat sharing macho trying to be the man helping the damsel both of those fuckers do galore, shen wei moving in across the hall (which is either stalker or deeply in love or - as is true, both), shen wei implicitly moving in (this one's vague ill admit to be fair), the fucking "You're good with your hands" line from Zhao yunlan which is absolutely a porn line, every villain in the show viscerally aware Zhao Yunlan is who Shen Wei wants to protect, Ye Zun pretending to be Shen Wei by calling Zhao Yunlan cute names and asking if his outfit looks nice (and all of That), Zhao yunlans romantic ass hit me through the heart line of "if you're trouble I want a lifetime of you" at the wedding (not ever over it), the fucking lollipop scene in ye old haixing. Just a bunch of flirty type scenes, romantic tropes galore. And that's not even covering the actual genuine subtext of ALL the cases paralleling how shen wei and/or how Zhao yunlan feel implicitly (which are just subtext to be fair... how shen wei thinks he lost kunlun, how Zhao yunlan ISNT him so it hurts he's a stranger or he IS in which case he's a liar and shen weis grieving, the case where a dixingren and human love each other and Zhao yunlan notices he wants to be close to shen wei even though shen weis lying etc).

Like. They felt as canon as Tara X Willow in Buffy. Or at least as much as Xena x Gabrielle, the center relationship of the show where all stories of the episodes are always at least in some way about them.

#guardian #weilan #meta #rant #to be fair: word of honor cdrama did JUST as much as guardian on feeling basically canonically explicitly gay #as long as u can interpret overt flirting with men and them being soulmates as love. #cause yeah there are no kisses. but still like... yeah theyre in love. #and like.. man zhu hongs love triangle plot is Central in making the Guardian romance as overt as it is #obviously irs easy to put in: its a girl love interest for zhao yunlan #but its also a love interest he Rejects for shen wei. so like. cdrama land says he cant say i love you to a man? #but he can say he doesnt love a girl and hes picked the man instead. im just saying it works well to make that overtly clear #dont even get me started on chuguo ;-; i love them so much and acting defijitely helped intensify it

[nessiemccormick]

See something you like, Herr Forehead? 😏

#klapollo #klavier gavin #I CANT HELP BUT MAKE HIM GAY IM SORRY KGJGJ