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kekaki-cupcakes · 3 months

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Request for Nico di Angelo!

Hello! If it's okay, may I request Nico with a (GN or male) reader whos got like, super serious mommy issues? Like, they'll be in a bad mood during the last day of summer solely because of the fact that they have to see their mom once they get home. And it's not even bc they're a misbehaving kid, it's just because their mom absolutely sucks. Maybe where their mom has a bunch of pointless rules, too. Like, nothing to do with cats, praying every morning, going to church every Sunday and church school every Monday, etc. And readers just done with life during the year. They'll purposely go on quests the last week if they get the chance just so they don't have to go home, too. Lmao, just realized this is sorta venting in a way, so sorry. It's alr if you cant do my req. Take care and have a nice day/night!

this is a short one but I really like it, so... and by the way, if anyone ever wants to just vent in my inbox please feel free too, there's no judgement on this blog and you're so strong <3 <3 <3

You don't have to be sorry for doing it on your own---Nico x reader with a shitty mum [fluff, dw] »»————-　★　————-««

-Nico would be that person who’d offer to kill anyone you hated

-But he would be completely serious

-Like, no fucking around. He knows how much you despise your mum. But it’s so very hard to hate parents because they're still your parents. Godly parents are a whole different story, but the mortal ones are hard to loathe without feeling shit about it inside, so it becomes this sort of silent resentment.

-Nico knows that. Sort of… well, from knowing you, really. And he may have planned out your mortal mother's death in a very excruciating way, with a few backup plans just in case.

-You shut that down when he mentioned it subtly, so he went back to rubbing your back and bringing your favorite snacks from the stash Cecil had secretly [everyone knew] imported from the mortal shops, then hissing at people like a rabid cat when they asked where you were.

-He’s very good at scaring campers off.

-You’d be eating shitty junk food and sweet red strawberries in your cabin and listening to Harry Styles’ song Matilda [Hazel had bought you his record for your birthday last year] pretending your head wasn’t spinning with thoughts about how much you wanted to run away from home, and then the shadow’s by your bed would thicken and your boyfriend would just launch himself onto you.

-You’d gotten pretty used to it, obviously, and now you were pretty much immune to jumpscares.

-It was a handy skill to have considering how many horror movies you and Nico would watch together. He liked to critique how realistic the deaths actually were, and you liked to watch his nerdy face and tease him for jumping when Ghostface crept out from behind a doorway.

-But sometimes, mainly the days before you had to return to your mother and the house filled with crosses and rules and arguments and not enough pet cats for your liking, not even movie marathons and picnics in the strawberry fields could help your mood.

-So, Nico would resort to his back up backup plan [not the murder one, the happy boyfriend one], which was cuddle piles.

-It had taken him quite a while to get used to touch, but between Jason’s ‘how to ask out that random dude you're obsessed with’ classes [you were the random dude] and the fact you liked to hold his hands, he would say that he was quite the expert on hugs now. So he’d wear the biggest jumper he could find, probably one of Hazel’s flowery ones, and drag you into bed.

-Thankfully his bed was no longer a coffin [they had been turned into bookshelves] and was big enough for you both to squish in. So he’d stroke your hair and nod understandingly when you scoffed about how stupid it was to send a literal child of a Greek God to a church.

-It wasn’t even a nice church, apparently. It smelt like socks.

-He had a very good speech for these complaints, which you both knew the words to by now.

One day, very soon, you’re gonna get a job, or a smart person class at college, and you’ll never have to go to Sunday school again. We’re gonna get our own house too. With lots of tea and toast. And rescue cats. And we can name them after your favorite famous people and book characters and we’ll have a huge squishy couch too we can watch horror movies on.

There’ll be lots of posters on the walls and no one will tease you about being a little kid and you can wear whatever clothes you want. Maybe not orange ones though. I think we’re all sick of oranges.

And all of our friends can visit whenever they want to, and we’ll have all of their snacks as well. And toothbrushes.

And we can have Christmas there, without all of the bad stuff. We can decorate the tree really badly. You don’t have to invite your mum. At all. And if she shows up, her coffin will be shaped like a fish. They’re a real thing, you know, fish-shaped coffins.

You’ll never have to see her again. We’ll have our own place. I promise.

You can throw a party full of everyone you know, and not invite your family, 'cause they never showed you love. You don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up.

I promise.

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#nico di angelo #nico pjo #nico #nico di angelo x reader #nico x reader #nicodiangelo #pjo hoo #percyjackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus

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flockoff-featherface · 6 months

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i just. sometimes i think back about devil may cry again. and. damn. like dante and vergil barely got to be actual children, vergil's obsession with power comes from his insecurity about being supposedly unable to save his mum and dante and. they were so young, they should've been able to play around as kids and enjoy their childhood. the fact that both of them just. lost their parents so quickly and had to find their ways in this godforsaken world alone.

it's so interesting to me how dante uses his taunts to like. lower his anxiety. he runs through fights making jokes because he's always scared. and i'd go as far as saying that on the other hand, vergil is just scared for his brother. the whole "im better than you" thing? it's always read (to me) as "i gotta make you strong enough but also i gotta unlock all my power so i can protect everything i love" but just gone too far. like he's taken it really to an extreme, obviously, but i do think it started out as genuine fear that he wasn't enough. these men for real just need therapy. all of them need therapy someone get the dmc gang THERAPY.

OH. AND ANOTHER THING. THAT FINAL FUCKING FIGHT IN DMC3 BETWEEN VERGIL AND DANTE. i like to think it's always been dante trying to bring vergil back from "POWER". like the "we are the sons of sparda" part is very much a "fucking wake up and look around you can do so much better" and vergil is so far gone that genuinely his response is "our souls are at opposites, brother. i need more power." which is such a personality defining statement from him. But the part that hurts most? When Vergil cuts Dante's hand on his way down to hell. He reaches out for his brother.

AND OOH. BEFORE I FORGET. lady saying to nero (not an exact quote bc i cannoooooot remember it) "you'll never be able to recover from killing your dad don't do it" isn't just a "no dont do it nero". DMC3. SHE'S SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE. she knows what it's like to be in neros place on dmc5, and. i just feel like sometimes we look over lady and her past. she went through so much too, like imagine being like 16/17 (?) and having your dad be like "yeah holup lemme go open the gate to hell come here daughter lemme k word you so i can open the gate to hell" and have to actually go out and stop him. and like i guess even with dante and vergil there's an element of "oh they're half demon they. kinda. expect this shit in their lives" LADY ISN'T. she's 100% human and has been through so much.

and like when that's put in perspective, it really makes me enjoy the games more. like, growing up playing the games it was all "wahoo haha pizza haha motivated haha gun-trick-sword-trick-gun-trick" and now it's all "man. more of my favourite characters are just. traumatised people who have really gone through the worst shit ever."

anyway. ro lore dumps about devil may cry again. maybe if i get time mid coursework i'll add more lmao we'll see 😔

But yeah. Sometimes even a Devil May Cry. Ouch.

#devil may cry #dmc dante #dmc vergil #i've been thinking about this for years #lore dump #can you tell im hyperfixating #ro has late night thoughts

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badchoicesworld · 8 months

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Can I request miles 42 with an alien male s/o that has completely white eyes and struggles with social ques/ human culture🫶🫶🫶

miles 42 w/ an alien boyfriend !

i’m listening to charlie’s inferno rn, hope this is half decent <\3

established relationship

warnings: meh

pairing: earth 42 miles x male!reader

requests: refer to the blog guide besties

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i’m gonna go ahead and quote the anarchist hobart brown rn and say i ain’t got a scooby doo where tf ur from or how u two met, that’s up to u

but at the same time i guess w the avengers n shit aliens aren’t something people can deny, so while miles was maybe a bit skeptical at first, it wasn’t the hardest thing in the world to believe

especially when you’ve got those big white eyes

not to mention how wildly awkward and clueless you are when it comes to earth customs

what’s christmas, you say ? it’s where this guy in red and a really big beard sneaks into ur home to drop off concealed items in a box that’s determined by lists that you’ve been put on depending on ur actions throughout the year. yeah, he sees you when ur sleeping my guy, be scared

i imagine miles explains it in a less lowkey way but i like to imagine ur now scared of santa and the concept of christmas

culture ! so much to learn

miles is obviously most eager to teach you about his own, his mum would be very happy to tell you things too

when he eventually tells her about his alien boyfriend, that is

you get to try foods from their culture, maybe try to learn spanish if you can

if you have some uncanny ability to grasp language’s immediately, then miles’ mum is thrilled, very happy to talk in her first language with you

gonna go ahead and assuming this miles is also fluent so, spanish all around if you can

go ahead and share ur own culture too, they’re admittedly intrigued

he occasionally likes to ask you about certain things, like if you have an equivalent of something on your planet while holding the thing up or showing you a picture

is specifically intrigued w art on ur planet, but he’s not the kinda guy to overwhelm you with questions

maybe like a handful a week

it takes miles a little while to get used to the fact that ur from off planet, so it takes him a bit to clock that you don’t understand a lot of things ur seeing

but eventually he’ll get into the habit of briefly explaining things to you, general concepts and guidelines

it becomes pretty second nature to him as some point and subconscious

like if ur staring at kettle and he notices how ur white eyes are just locked on it he’ll be like “…don’t touch it-“ cause he doesn’t want you to burn urself, he might fail to explain that at first

social cues ? who doesn’t struggle w them from time to time

miles likely won’t know how to help you at first, it’s an adjustment you both have to make to help each other out

so maybe you come up with some kinda signal when ur with other people, like he might do something discreet to help you out

ur still abrupt asf about it though because you never expect the signals, he honestly loves it about you lmao

might help you practice whenever he gets the free time, only if you actively wanna improve, he doesn’t mind otherwise

he cannot stress how important it is that you don’t wander off in the streets, if that’s something you tend to do

he loves you dearly and isn’t mad about your curiosity, but i feel like he’s able to read a room really well . if he feels like you aren’t safe then he’ll tell you to put your head down so people don’t see ur eyes, then ur both out

will figure out some way to hide them, it’s not even an if in certain situations

ur eyes are mesmerising to him but there’s no point if they put you in danger, so there are scenarios where he just won’t let you go certain places

not in a possessive way, it’s just literally the safest option

hates to be controlling like that sometimes but it’s better than risking it, he hopes you know that

while earth 42 is in flames i do still think that there would be a tight knit community in the neighbourhood, in those kinda circumstances all you’ve got is each other, y’know ?

so while it may not be the safest for you in some streets, you’ve got a home with miles and can feel secure enough

i cant even begin to imagine the amount of organisations you’ve gotta stay under the radar from

have fun w that

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i’m lagging oh god

#across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #headcanon #imagine #ask #oneshot #male reader #earth 42 miles headcanons #earth 42 miles morales x you #earth 42 miles x reader #earth 42 miles x masc reader #earth 42 miles x you #earth 42 prowler #earth 42 miles morales x reader

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immayonaise · 5 days

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TW: Mentions of abuse (Physical, mental, and sexual!!), slight mentions of animal death, a lot fat shaming (It's based off South Park let's be fr), Swearing (again it's South Park), & etc... that I'll mention later.

AU name: Toxic

(Pretty sure it's OG haven't seen an AU like this before!)

YIPPPEEEE!!!!

BOO! This is a South Park au I'm making and I'm getting really into it lmao. But it will be really shitty cuz I can't draw for fucking shit💀

(BY THE WAY!!! Miss Lady peed on Thomas' shoes if it wasn't obvious lol)

This WILL be Kyman at some point, istg if I get hate- 🙂

Main plot:

Cartman got into a relationship at the start of high school, once his mum finds out she kicks him out and now he's living with his boyfriend. His boyfriend is Thomas (he's not the one in the show!!) and he's incredibly abusive to Cartman and his cat Miss Lady, Thomas has threatened both of them multiple times. Cartman wants to leave, but each time he tries Thomas says something to scare him into staying. Kyle is the only person who knows what Thomas is doing and is urging Cartman to leave him because Thomas is using him.

Questions if you don't under stand!

Q: Why replace Mr. Kitty?

A: In my AU after Mr. Kitty is put down, Cartman gets a new cat. But he gets Miss Lady about month before dating Thomas.

Q: how old is Thomas in the AU?

A: Thomas is in grade 11, so he'd be 17.

Q: How old is Cartman in your AU?

A: Cartman is in Grade 9, so he's only 14 but he'll have a birthday comic at some point so he's 14 till then.

Mentions to: @bloogers-boogers for getting me into Kyman comics and giving me the idea for this! Love second chances btw!!!!

#south park au #south park aged up #omg i'm so excited #south park #kyman

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m-jelly · 2 years

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Hello!! this is my first request and it might be too ridiculous so feel free ignore it! But I love your stories where Hanji is like a mad scientist experimenting on people cause they can! lmao

So my request is what about an au where Levi is helping Hanji with a time machine to check out the future and they're both amazed it works until out pops a "child Levi. and the machine overheats so Levi is stuck with "himself" until Hanji fixes it. While levi thinks he has to watch his past self but when the reader comes to help the tiny him shouts mummy and runs to a very confused reader. So they both spend the day a little embarrassed but happy to see what their future kid is like.

It might be confusing!! If it is I'm sorry!! Feel free to ignore!! 😭😭

So CUTE!! Yes.

@kenkopanda-art made this stunning banner <3

A bright future.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre: Future AU, romance, cute, fluff, sweet, mini Levi.

Concept: Hange creates a time machine with Levi's assistance. They use the machine and a child looking just like Levi appears in it before it breaks. The boy calls Levi daddy and sticks with him as Hange tries to fix the machine. Levi goes and finds you to get you to help him with the sweet three-year-old, only for the mini him to call you mummy and ask where your baby bump has gone. Levi realises that this boy is his future son with you and you are both married.

Levi handed Hange the tool they needed to finish off the last of the machine. "So?"

Hange stuck their tongue out as they got the last bit. "Done!" They stepped back and sighed. "We'll be able to see the future!"

"Great, so this won't explode and kill us all will it?"

They turned it on. "Dunno. Let's find out!"

Levi backed up. "Damn it Hange!" He winced as the machine rumbled, flashed and a part on the top blew open. "Tch, messy."

"Daddy?"

Levi frowned and slowly looked at the machine to see a little three-year-old boy who looked just like him. "Is that...me?"

The boy ran over and hugged Levi. "Daddy!"

He placed his hand on the kid's head before glaring at Hange. "You went into the past. My mum is probably shit scared right now!"

Hange hummed. "Well, I was sure I selected the future...I put five years..."

Levi sighed and knelt in front of the kid. "What's your name?"

He frowned. "Levi."

Levi sighed. "I'll call your Jr."

"Okay."

Levi picked up the kid and stood. "I'll look after him. You fix this up so I can get him home."

Hange saluted. "On it!"

Levi let out a long sigh as he thought about what to do with the kid. He knew he didn't have much toy-wise or kid things, but he knew you might on your desk. He put Jr down in front of your door and opened it. "Oi brat? Do you have any toys?"

You walked in from your kitchen area making Levi blush at how pretty you looked. "I do, why?"

Jr gasped and ran for you. "MUMMY!"

You stumbled as Jr hugged you. "M...mummy?"

Levi closed the door behind him. "He came out of Hange's time machine. I thought he might be me."

Jr reached up. "Mummy! Can I go up?"

You picked up the kid. "Sure." You put him on your hip. "I'm your mummy?"

He nodded and pointed at Levi. "That's daddy." He hugged you and hummed. "I love mummy and daddy."

You blushed and locked eyes with Levi. "Levi, I don't think he's you from the past."

Levi walked closer. "Levi Jr? Are me and this lady married?"

Jr frowned. "Silly daddy, yes." He looked at you. "Mummy? Where's the baby?"

You blushed. "Baby?"

"In your tummy."

"Uhhh..."

Levi cleared his throat. "How about we play?"

Jr giggled. "Okay!"

You put Jr down. "Go get the toys off my desk." You watched him run off before talking to Levi. "He's our son."

Levi gulped hard. "And we're married."

"How far in the future?"

"Five."

You hugged yourself and walked closer to Levi. "Huh...so you better hurry up and ask me on a date."

Jr ran over. "Daddy should kiss mummy."

Levi blushed. "Kid..."

"Daddy is always cuddling and kissing mummy."

You giggled. "So, you're a very loving man, huh?"

Levi pouted a bit. "Seems so..."

You grabbed Levi's shirt and pulled him close. You kissed him and hummed at the warmth of his lips against yours. You pulled back as Jr giggled. "Snacks." You walked to your kitchen. "You want something to eat and drink?"

Jr nodded. "Please."

You handed him a cup of water and some chocolate. "There you go."

"Thank you."

You hummed a laugh as he ran to a little area to play. "Cute."

Levi walked right up to you and pushed you against the counter. He captured your lips and moaned. "As soon as the kid goes home to future us, I want to take you out on a date."

You smiled softly. "I'd love that. We should probably tend to the little one." You walked over to Jr and sat with him as he played.

Levi joined in and fully relaxed with you and Jr. You were like a cute little family together. Jr told you a few things about the future, such as Levi going something heroic for the city and you saving lives as well. You had a lovely future to look forward to with a few rough patches too that you both overcame.

Levi smiled when his son decided to sleep on him. "I'm looking forward to this."

You hummed a laugh. "Me too." You looked up at your door as Hange opened it. "Hey."

Hange pointed behind her. "You two from the future are here."

You gasped as older Levi walked in dressed like a handsome dad. "Wow."

Older Levi smiled. "Sorry our son came here."

Older you had a little baby bump. "He was playing with his auntie Hange for the weekend while we had a vacation."

Older Levi picked up his son's floppy body. "Let's just say, auntie Hange is not going to be looking after her nephew for a while."

Levi got up. "Actually, I think it was a good thing because it gave me a push to ask her out on a date."

Older Levi smiled and looked over at older you. "Best choice I ever made asking her out. I've never been so deeply in love before and my life is so much brighter."

Older you kissed Levi. "Mine too. We should head home and get Jr to bed." Older you pointed at Levi. "Be honest with me, okay? Open up, otherwise, I'll get mad and upset."

Older Levi smiled. "She's right. Thank you again for looking after your future son."

You walked with them to the machine and waved goodbye to them. You stood there for a bit before turning to Levi. "I miss him."

Levi kissed your cheek. "Two years."

You blushed. "You're right." You nibbled your lip. "So, about that date..."

Levi held your hand. "We'll go now."

#levi ackerman #aot levi #snk levi #levi fanfiction #aot fanfiction #levi x you #levi x y/n #aot x you #fanfic #levi #captain levi #levi x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi fluff #aot fluff #levi ackerman fluff #jelly fanfics

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izzy-b-hands · 1 month

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Rambling abt the half dream half nightmare that woke me up today below the cut. feel free to ignore, just need to vent it out somewhere. Probably going to include me talking abt Current Family Issues and Feelings so. yeah. TW for mentions of someone in hospital, death, religion, and overall family dysfunction lmao

I know that ultimately, right now, if something big and/or terrible happened medically to anyone in my family back in ND, I wouldn't be able to go see them. The money just isn't there (part of why I'm not going out there this summer nor are they coming out here at all.) I've accepted it, and I try not to think abt it.

That said, LOVE (read: HATE) my brain deciding a hyper realistic yet weird dream abt my mum winding up in hospital is the way to go this morning. Complete with:

-her bf refusing to speak to me abt it, and telling me not to bother going to visit her in the weird, somehow existing in both CT and ND simultaneously, hospital with a 'haven't you already been enough of a burden to her?'

-me staying in my grandparent's old house in ND, and for some reason that meant being wildly unable to get ready to go to the hospital. Finding my clothes was nearly impossible, but. all their old decorations were back up on the wall so even as I was searching for them I like. Didn't want to leave? As if the house would revert back to being sold like it has been irl, if i left it. Finally I wound up just stealing clothes from my grandfather's side of their closet (specifically his old 80s styled 'eagle on a tree branch' print sweater that he got forced to toss a few years ago bc it was becoming more holes than sweater, and one of his old, big leather jackets. somehow i found jeans that fit me, idk how considering i can't seem to do that irl rn but i digress)

-me showing up to the hospital FINALLY only for Noel Fielding?? to be sitting outside it with a friend dressed in what i can only describe as absolutely gorgeous future techno witch clothing. Unfortunately they were fucking dicks in this dream and scared the shit out of me by joking that 'it was so nice I'd shown up still despite the worst' and implying my mum had already passed. Noel did shout apologies as i stomped off inside and that as far as he knew she was still okay, but his friend is the one who handed me a wrapped in plastic, small, metal stool with a weird cartoon face on the seat so i could 'sit with her body, like sitting shiva, right?' (not like that at all to my knowledge, but then again my family has rarely to never fully followed any of the various religious rituals around death, we just. take the bits the dead person liked from them and ignore the rest, for better or for worse. Maybe that's just what happens when a family is a mishmash of various christian sorts from Catholic to Protestant with the hidden knowledge that actually, prior to ppl moving to the States, ppl in the family were Jewish but inter-marrying into Catholic families for safety-sake, and so any Jewish traditions used now are done wrongly and weirdly and in odd bits and pieces. At least that's as much as I've been told/have found out abt it, anyway)

-I proceed into this stupidly fancy and open concept hospital, to immediately find a hugr crowd mucking up the elevators (crowding the elevator bank and refusing to let others on.) That's where Con showed up, and helped me make it up the ridiculously wide, roundish staircases (think like. wide rounded stage steps, but for each level of this hospital), while also trying soothe me by telling me Housemate was already here and waiting for me, so were my grandparents and even Mum's bf (he promised to keep him away from me lol, it was v sweet in an otherwise filled with anxiety dream.)

-however, as we were struggling up the steps (also full of crowds, pushing each other around, so we literally had to hold hands and hold onto the railings and walls to avoid being shoved down the stairs), he kept hesitating on saying more abt mum. He tried to distract me by mentioning that, since I was here, the docs might want me to address some of my own health issues but that he wouldn't let them force me into any treatment i didn't want. Then he finally alluded to mum being in worse straits than I'd been told abt and said something to the effect of 'doing only what you can, not what she or others would expect of you' and 'not to set yourself on fire to keep someone else alive' plus admitting he was deeply worried my family was abt to force me into a big decision that absolutely wasn't the ONLY treatment option that would help mum, but it was implied to be the one mum's bf and my grandparents were pushing for.

-still dunno exactly what that option was, but just before i woke up i started hearing the latter part of the song Gethsemane from JCS (Housemate and I have been watching various versions irl this weekend lol), specifically the bit where Jesus dares/begs/etc God to see how he dies. This was accompanied by me finally reaching my mum's hospital room, and a stupid bright light emanating from it and like. Not to critique my own brain and the dream it created, but that was far too on the nose for me personally lmao.

-and I woke up thinking abt the call with my grandparents that I had on Thursday (didn't go super poorly but went. kind of weird and uncomfortable and confirmed again that like. they're happy for me being out here in CT, yet at the same time hold it and my happiness against me to some unconscious degree as originally outright confirmed by Mum in an earlier call her and I had like. Tail end of last year lmao. the main crux seeming to be 'why couldn't i find happiness in ND/what's wrong with all of them/why wasn't i willing to keep trying to make my life work in ND regardless of my happiness/don't i know how hard it is without my being there to help everyone whenever they ask/etc family bullshit')

And now I'm laying here thinking. If the Worst would happen for any of them, they would fully expect me to empty my bank accounts and do whatever else i had to, to get to ND not just to see them, but to help. to take care of as much as possible for them (mum and grandma get decision paralysed by sad/scary life events, my aunt is so uncomfortable with sickness and death she won't do hospital visits or funerals at all anymore for anyone, my cousins...are young enough they won't know how to handle it/won't want to, my grandpa tends to just shut down and isolate when things go to shit, and that's not to say that they all don't still get done things that need doing in these situations, but that they DO all usually need prodding and help and have leaned on me for that since i was a kid.)

And i would of course want to see them/help however i could, but. not to that extent. not to the point that I'd have nothing for myself, no money or help (bc they're not in a position to return that help or money to me, and they'd be so emotional as to likely be extremely offended and upset if i mentioned needing help myself.)

That said, I'm sick of silently daring them to watch me die just for their sakes, even tho i do still love them all dearly. and of course, that's entirely too dramatic but at the same time, Mum and I have had convos abt 'what if there's a shooting somewhere that we're at, how do we handle it, how are we attempting to protect each other' and Mum always says she would take a bullet for me, but she didn't protest when i say that I'd take one for her or anyone else in the family first. Last time she just nodded like. yeah. of course you would. so. Feelings, abt all of this.

If u actually read this full thing that was A. very sweet of u and i appreciate that u care abt my silly lil fucked up brain enough to do that (genuinely, I'm v grateful) and b. here is a pic of Nisha as what little compensation i can give for u reading this long ass ramble lol

#text post #long post #i should get up for the day bc this dream may have fucking sucked #but there are spring birdies peeping outside and Housemate and i have planned a day of just chilling together #also gonna put together the chocolate ikea easter bunny we got at some point #neither of us celebrate religiously anymore lmao but it's an excuse for egg and bunny shaped chocolates #anyway i can never tell my family any of my feelings abt this stuff or it'll be seen as an utter betrayal of them #and as a sign to them that i dont care abt or love them #but i do. i just want to have my own life and happiness just like they have theirs. and live for myself as much as i do others

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leejenowrld · 3 months

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LET'S CUDDLE AND SNUGGLE AND NEVER LET GO OF EACH OTHER MY POOKIE CUDDLE BEAR SNOOKUMS 💋💐🧸

🎀 some more thoughts of my fav it couple 🎀

♡ early in the relationship, when our angel was still more insecure and less confident, y/n asked her no no almost everyday if he still loved her and if he is sure that she is the one who he wants to be with 🥺 and jeno always wrapping her up in his safe strong arms and telling her that yes, he loves her more than anything and no, he won't let go of her ever again and yes, he knows that she is the one 🥺 no cause he would be so patient and reassuring 😭🤚

♡ y/n is a cozy gamer and plays happy sweet games like Pikmin, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, The Sims and showing her silly little Pokémon team, her island to her no no all happy and proud 🥺🎀 and she would 100% make her and no no in as sims and give him updates on their love life in the game

♡ nah cause why do I see y/n owning the cutest lil bakery shop ever ? In such pretty pastel colors and the most yummy sweets and treats ? 🥺🌷

♡ my girl y/n asking no no in the beginning of their relationship if he misses his outgoing lifestyle since he is a lot more settled down now ( in the way of only having his pretty princess as partner and lover ) bc she just want her dream man to be happy and is scared of not giving him what he wants / needs

♡ y/n and jeno's mom having THE BEST BOND EVER 🗣 like from the first meeting his mom was like " Yes- this girl right there - is my future daughter in law. End of discussion " like they go on weekly brunch together and have such a mother - daughter bond I could cry 🥺

MHUAW MHUAW 💋💋💋💋

~ 🧸

i feel like at a certain point in time yn became very confident in the love she shared with jeno so although she had insecure moments she never doubted it 🥰🥰 but she definitely was a lot more insecure and vulnerable at first but honestly our girl has grown so much in confidence

omg yeah that sounds like something she’d do 😭she is a little nerd lmao

ahhhh that’s her dream!! she bakes all the cutest shit. like she’s really good.

that’s so real because jeno definitely doesn’t :( don’t get me wrong, he’s very outgoing still but he’s always had a chill and calm side in him that yn brought out. if anything, he’s just a lot more mature and settled :( mmmh

jeno and yn have such good bonds with each others bonds :( they’re all so happy. happy family. yns mum loves jeno!!!

#🧸anon

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gothwizardmagic · 1 year

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lots of homeschooling lore in your tags these days LMAO would you mind sharing a bit about how that works? genuinely curious

lmao sure tho it isnt the most exciting story

my mum always wanted to homeschool bc she wasnt a fan of how restrictive school curriculums are (shes v much an advocate for montessori style child-directed learning) but i wanted to go to school Like The Kids On TV so she let me. i spent about 3 years at primary school where i was the classroom punching bag THE ENTIRE TIME. highlights include being pushed down a flight of stairs IN FRONT OF A TEACHER WHO DID NOTHING, another teacher punishing me for being better at maths than my classmates bc i kept tearing through her worksheets too fast (i cant do maths for shit anymore she scared it out of me) and a "friend" of mine's brother getting his hands on the axe they had for firewood and chasing me around while i was over on a "playdate" (these quotes are bc this girl was in fact horrendous to me)

i was actively suicidal by the time i was 8 and my mum just stopped even trying to take me to school at that point (around the time i started throwing up with fear every morning) and after a lot of VERY angry meetings the best the school would do was an anti bullying assembly, which meant everyone knew i had tattled. my mum was fucking furious about all of this & went ahead with the homeschooling application she had halted when i decided i wanted to go to school. the guidelines at the time (im not sure what they are these days) were just that a child had to be educated "as regularly and as well" as they would be in school, with check-ins from the MoE every few years.

i dont remember how long it took the application to go through but yea after that i was homeschooled. my mum bought up a shitload of textbooks and workbooks and drew up lesson plans but her focus was still on student-directed learning so as my interests developed in various areas that was where the focus went. we did have designated sit-down time every day, but for the most part she would give me resources and assignments/goals and let me go hog wild at whatever my current fascinations were with some guidance and oversight along the way. it did mean losing access to anything that required specific facilities - i dont know shit about chemistry bc we didnt have like. a lab lmao. but yea by the time i was 11 i was on to university textbooks for some subjects (this is not a big flex these were early 00s computer science textbooks the first lesson in cs101 was literally "this is called an on button. this is called a mouse.") and by the time i was 16 we were doing uni-level work in pretty much every subject i was interested in, at the expense of subjects i didnt give a shit about. (i do not know fuck shit about like. geography or maths to this day)

the assessments were pretty chill, govt people would basically just take a few random samples of my work to look over and do a lil interview with me to make sure i was learning shit. for socialisation my parents made sure i did plenty of after school activities (dance, swimming, scouting, drama, conservation club, etc) and my dad took us on trips to like. the museum or nature reserves or whatever every weekend for Enrichment.

once i was 15/16 we started looking into uni entry, but the rules had changed since i started homeschooling. when i started there was a single uni entry exam you had to sit at sixth form and that was that. they replaced it when i was. 12-ish i think with the current system, which involves a complicated nightmare of three years of both internal (classwork) and external (exam) credits and the requirements are nebulous and seem to change year to year and basically it sucks shit and every single assignment from fifth form onwards counts towards your uni entry so its massively high stress. this also means you CANT get uni entry as a homeschooler, because theres no way to get those internal credits. we tried a few different routes to get UE but the best option we were given was one high school offered to let me sit fifth, sixth, and seventh form all at the same time in one year to get my credits. this was Unideal because the whole point was to Not go to high school, it was work i had already done and didnt wanna do again, and it was three years worht of work crammed into one. so i never got uni entry and have basically been bumming around since.

UE problems aside, homeschooling worked really well for my family. my mum is disabled so she was home all the time anyway. both of my parents are highly educated so they had the backgrounds to provide a cohesive and varied curriculum, and my sister and i are both neurodivergent so the one on one attention and flexibility in format was ENORMOUSLY helpful for us. my sister has never been to any kind of mainstream schooling and it would have been absolute hell if she had tried. (shes very severely dyslexic and schools in the early 00s were. not set up to help with that)

so yea thats the homeschooling lore - i missed out on a lot of stuff for sure (met one of my exes entirely beecuase i wanted to go to formal SO FUCKING BAD and my only option was to go to someone else's so a mutual friend set us up so i could go with her lmao) but it took me out of an extremely bad situation and gave me an education that was much better suited to my own learning needs. i know homeschooling has a Certain Reputation, especially in the us, but my experience was wholly unrelated to that side of the homeschooling community, and it was unbelievably beneficial to me. looking back i dont regret the time i spent in mainstream school (i met my best friend there and i literally dont know where i would be without them weve been through the fucking fire and back) but homeschooling was the healthiest thing possible for me and my family and im so so so grateful my parents were able to do that for me

#Anonymous #sorry this is so long and rambly lmao #its weird to talk about because it was just normal day to day stuff for me so like #idk whats even relevant to discuss haha #''what should our learning goals this week be?''#''uhhhhh i wanna study lizards''#''fuck yeah lizard week lets gooooooooooo''#''ok by friday i want an essay on lizard facts and finish five pages of your japanese workbook''#''tomorrow we'll work through the english textbook together and get some lizard books from the library for your essay''#like it was more in depth than that obviously but that was the vibe

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crinkled-emotions · 1 year

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Ohhh my FAVOURITE part of the weekend 😍 16 and 19 please, maybe Rooster with severe tonsillitis or something

*rubs hands together* you KNOW I'm gonna write a tonsillitis fic!!

16. "Can you talk?" and 19. "You can just nod, but I need you to answer me."

Imagine Rooster not being able to insult Hangman right back. Pfft. It would be a very quiet week.

Sorry these are so late, moving sucks lmao. I'm moving from my home town to the nearest capital city which is five hours away via car. And I have a lot of shit to move. Also, my mum hates driving so I do a majority of it. Funny how that works.

Actually, come to think of it, I'd be down to go for a drive with Rooster. Anyone else?

dOWN BOY-

After the whole we-nearly-died-mission, the team decided as much as they loved shirtless beach football, they had to get out of the Californian heat for a while. No one was really sure how or why, but Phoenix eventually mentioned that her family had a cabin in Colorado that was hardly ever used and they all leapt at the chance to get out for a bit.

Maverick had decided to stay behind, too busy rekindling his romance with Penny and coming to terms with the fact that he'd just lost his best friend but managed to find common ground with Bradley after nearly twenty years.

The Daggers all packed up and flew out the second it hit December 1st, a couple months after the mission and they'd all managed to get additional time off to recover. It was only 2 hours by plane but they all seemed to white-knuckle through the commercial flight. Phoenix winced at one point when Bob's grip on her hand started to hurt and he immediately apologised but she switched seats with Fanboy so he and Bob could be scared together.

"Hey, do you know what would be really funny?"

Phoenix glanced at Coyote, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, I'll bite. What are you thinking?"

"We're all going to have to bunk together; why don't we put Rooster and Hangman together?"

"Last man standing? Really, Coyote?" Phoenix hissed. Coyote laughed, frantically shaking his head.

"No, no! They haven't talked much since we came off the carrier. Might be a good chance for them to figure their shit out."

Phoenix shook her head.

"Rooster hasn't said much of anything, he's got his own shit to work through. I don't think he and Hangman will ever be best buddies again."

"It couldn't hurt. Besides, they hate it that much we'll both have spare beds in our rooms."

"An ambulance is, like, three hours away," Phoenix warned. Coyote shrugged.

"We're all Navy. What could possibly go wrong?"

Famous last words, Coyote.

When they got to the cabin they all unpacked quickly. To everyone's surprise Jake and Bradley didn't complain or even really comment on the fact that they got roomed together via gentle bullying from everyone else. They changed into warmer clothing and agreed quickly to head out for the slopes nearby. Phoenix was walking out the door when she felt an arm hook over her shoulders.

"Was that your doing?" Rooster asked. Phoenix shrugged innocently.

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Hm."

He chose not to continue the conversation but didn't go that far either. His nose was already tinted pink from the cold, not used to the snow. To be fair Jake and Javy were out of sorts too with the cold. Texas men.

"So, what's up your ass?"

Rooster jumped at the way Hangman came into the bedroom. He was wiped after a full day of snowboarding, his first time in about a year. He'd done a lot of it in Japan. Hangman, as he usually did, took to snowboarding and skiing like a fish to water, completely at ease as he got the hang of it.

No pun intended.

"Fuck off, Hangman," Rooster snapped. He heard footsteps approaching his side and immediately raised his arm up just in case Hangman tried to touch him. He was so not in the mood.

"Hey, whoa! Chill out. Look, we don't have to talk about our shit. I just- you're going through a lot. Reconnecting with Maverick, losing Admiral Kazansky-"

"-don't say his name. You don't get to say his name."

"He was important to you, Rooster. I know that much."

Rooster kept his back turned. He could feel Hangman backing off.

"I'm sorry, Bradley."

Then he was gone, and Rooster gripped the clean clothes he'd been pulling out of the drawers a little tighter.

He was going to shower, and then he was going to find something to drink. His throat was scratchy from the freezing air.

After showers and dinner, Phoenix managed to find the Cards Against Humanity pack in the living room and they all crowded around the coffee table to play. It had been brought back from Australia so it was particularly disgusting, enough to make Fanboy blush and Payback giggle. Unsurprisingly, Hangman was winning.

"Dude," Fanboy gaped, "that is disgusting."

"What can I say?" Hangman grinned, "it's my charm. Don't expect it from me and it's ten times worse."

"Yeah, no, we expected it. Pick the next black card, dude, let's go," Payback said. Hangman reached for the box, pausing before he read it out.

"Hey, Rooster, maybe you should hit the sack," he suggested tentatively. Rooster, sitting on the floor resting against Coyote's shin, stirred and rubbed at his eyes tiredly.

"No, I'm good, let's go. Give me the scotch."

"You're such an old man," Bob chuckled as he passed over the scotch. Rooster swigged, wincing internally at the burn in his throat. Part of it was the alcohol, considering you should never swig scotch, the other part his throat that was becoming more sore as the night went on.

"Roo, your card?" Phoenix prompted. He tossed a card down at the last minute, adding it to the pile. Everyone listened to Hangman read out the options (something about sloppy blowjobs out the back of a fast food place?? Great). He quickly decided the best (worst) card and Fanboy yelled in delight at his win. When Coyote felt Rooster's head lean against his leg a little more he glanced down, raising an eyebrow.

"No shame if you want to go to bed, Roo," he said softly. Rooster waved him off.

"I'm good."

"You sure?" Coyote asked. Rooster shrugged.

"Actually, my throat kinda hurts. I think I'm just tired."

"You haven't said a lot... y'know, since... since the mission."

"Javy, man, you and I are cool, but I don't want to talk about the mission."

"If not with me, talk with Phoenix, or Maverick-"

"-Javy. Let it go, man."

Coyote shut his mouth, sharing a look with Phoenix across the room. She just shrugged.

"Night, Bradshaw."

"Fuck you, Bagman."

Ah, there he is. Truly, Jake might have been more snarky but Bradley could be downright bitchy when he felt like it. Jake snorted, rolling on to his side to face the wall. He could hear Bradley shifting around, and eventually the sound of clothes coming off.

"Please don't tell me you're sleeping naked."

"No?"

Jake's shoulders started shaking as he laughed.

"Roo, do you remember- oh my god, I forgot about this- do you remember that one time, in flight school, you passed out drunk and naked in your bunk, and the CO barged in in the middle of the night and ripped the blankets off, screaming about the drill?"

Rooster hummed.

"I will never forget the look on that poor guy's face."

"Yeah? I'll never forget the look on yours."

They both laughed to themselves, and Jake finally rolled on to his back. He was glad to see Rooster was wearing a pair of sleep shorts and a t-shirt.

"Hey, aren't you gonna be cold? It's freezing overnight."

"Not with the way Phoenix runs that fire."

They went quiet as Rooster climbed into bed himself, pulling the blankets to his chin.

"Rooster, listen... uh, I'm sorry. About your dad. And... bringing him up like that. Even if I did know the whole story it wasn't okay for me to talk about him like that."

In response Rooster snored.

He was wiped, apparently.

The team made their way into the kitchen gradually the next morning. As usual Bob was the only one sober so he made breakfast, which dragged Phoenix, Payback and Coyote out of bed. Fanboy came out next, still half asleep as Bob handed him a cup of fresh coffee and guided him to the massive island counter. Hangman appeared with the coffee smell wafting down the hallway, the only one dressed for the day in a henley and jeans.

"Oh my god, he is human," Bob whispered. Phoenix sniggered, elbowing his side.

"Morning Jake. Where's Bradley?" Javy began. Jake waved him off.

"Oh my god, he snores so loud. I don't remember him snoring like that in flight school. Is that coffee?"

"Sure is."

Natasha passed over a fresh cup. Jake inhaled it like it was Christmas.

"We should go into town, they do like Christmas stalls and shit from the first of December," Natasha suggested.

"Oh, that sounds so cool. Should we wait for Bradley?" Bob asked. Everyone agreed that was the way to go.

"I'll go and poke him, see if he wants to come," Phoenix said. She climbed off her chair at the island and immediately Hangman opened his mouth to make a short joke.

That earned him a glare from Bob.

Hangman didn't realise Bob could glare like that.

Rooster was still snoring when Phoenix carefully made her way into the room, pausing to give his shoulder a gentle shake.

"Hey, Roo," she began softly. He swatted at her and she dodged easily, squeezing his hand.

"You awake?"

He tried to speak but all that came out was a squeak. Natasha's eyebrow raised.

"What's wrong?"

That same squeak, so she passed over his phone. He began to type then passed the device over.

Throat hurts.

"Can you talk?" Phoenix asked. He shook his head and she winced.

"Does anything else hurt?"

He shrugged, rolling back to face the wall. She raised an eyebrow.

"You don't have to talk. You can nod, but I need you to answer me."

He finally nodded and she sat on his legs when he shifted on to his back.

"Do you have a fever?"

Shrug.

She reached forward and felt along his jaw.

"Okay, that's not good. Go back to sleep, I’m gonna wrangle the guys and kick ‘em out. Good news; you don’t have to sleep with Hangman anymore. Don’t want him getting what you’ve got.��

Rooster nodded against his pillow. When Phoenix got up he moved on to his stomach, drawing his arm up under his pillow. His teeth clenched in pain and Phoenix patted his shoulder.

“Hey, I’ll get you some pain meds as well. Any preferences?”

He shook his head.

“Gotcha. Tylenol and another blanket.”

“Mm.”

“And I’m sure I can find you some soup.”

“Okay, Rooster is not joining us,” Phoenix said as she came down the hallway. Payback served up the last of the French Toast, frowning.

“What’s wrong?” Bob asked, moving his piece around in the maple syrup.

“I dunno. A cold, maybe?”

“What makes you say that?” Fanboy frowned, accepting the carton of milk Coyote handed over when he asked for it.

“I think he’s got a fever, and his tonsils are swollen.”

“He also snored the house down last night,” Hangman added. He swigged the last of his coffee, getting up to rinse his mug out.

“It sounds exactly like something Rooster would do. Only he could get sick when he’s got time off. Is there anything we can get for him in town?” Bob offered.

“I think he just needs some more sleep and some meds.”

Natasha’s hands moved from her hips to steal Jake’s french toast. He let her, not even bothering to complain.

By the time the others left, Phoenix had managed to clean the kitchen, work out, and watch an episode of Criminal Minds (the others would kill her if she watched more than an episode ahead without them). She let Rooster sleep until lunch time and then woke him up, poking his hand from where it was hanging out from the blankets.

“Hey, you hungry?”

He shook his head and she rolled her eyes.

“Nod or shake your head. Does your throat still hurt?”

Nod.

“Okay. Do you still feel warm?”

Shake.

“Do you... want a hug?”

Nod. Then he poked out from the blankets to reach for Natasha.

“Ah, there he is. C’mere.”

Phoenix ran a hand through Rooster’s curls, grimacing.

“As cute as this is, you’re sweaty and gross. You gotta go back to sleep, sweat it out.”

She laughed at the response she got from him in the form of a middle-finger-salute.

“Okay, I gotcha.”

When Bob and the others got home the cabin was dead silent, save for the snoring from Bradley and Jake’s room.

“Tash?” Bob called, frowning as he walked around the cabin. Fanboy and Coyote were calling dibs on first showers and Hangman was quickly showing his Bagman side because he was tired.

“No, I don’t want to fucking shower last!” He huffed, “you assholes are gonna use all the hot water and I’ll be left with shrinkage!”

“Not that there’s a lot to shrink,” Bob muttered. That just seemed to piss Jake off more.

“Dude, do you need a nap?” Payback grinned. Coyote snorted and Bob rolled his eyes.

“Has anyone seen B or Tash?” Bob asked. Everyone shook their heads.

“He might be asleep. It could be tonsillitis,” Fanboy suggested.

“Oh, poor bastard. I had that when I was, like, ten and my mom fed me soup until I puked which only made it worse,” Bob offered.

“I had it when I was seventeen, and I moved five hundred head of cattle with my older brother and my little sister,” Jake hummed.

The rest of the team stared between the two of them.

“Is there something you two need to get off your chests?”

“Nope, that would be my twin brother,” Bob deadpanned. The door down the hallway opened and Phoenix appeared.

“Hey, guys. Uh, how was town?”

“Bagman needs a nap and we found hot chocolate that tastes like scotch,” Coyote said. Phoenix burst out laughing.

“Did you bring some back for me? I’m the one who said goodbye to getting shitfaced today.”

"Have you seriously just been cuddling his sweaty ass this whole time?” Fanboy laughed. Phoenix blinked, reaching for her phone.

“You guys left at 8am. At midday, I woke him up and offered food. He said no because his throat hurt. At 1pm, I woke him up again and managed to get him to take some more Tylenol. Props to me because his stomach was starting to hurt by then. By 3, Rooster had decided he’d had enough rest and he was ready to go skiing again. I caught him at the front door in shorts and a t-shirt. At 4-”

“-it’s quarter to 4-”

“-at 4, I’m going to go into that room again, tell him if he doesn’t eat something I’m going to be forced to call Maverick. We all know he’s going to crack the shits. If you’re not going to help me, fuck off and get drunk elsewhere because I’m not leaving my best friend behind.”

“Tash, wait. Hey, hold up.”

Unsurprisingly, Phoenix’s backseater was the first to step up.

“How can we help?” Bob asked. She squeezed his arm.

“You can do the 4pm check.”

“Okay, I can make dinner. Stew sound good?” Coyote offered.

“I’m down to help,” Hangman finally volunteered.

“We could make up the couch? Pretty sure it folds out. Maybe he’d like to be out here with the rest of us if he’s feeling up to it,” Fanboy said, gesturing between himself and Payback. Phoenix’s shoulders finally dropped a little.

“Great. I’m going to go and shower.”

4pm rolled around and Bob didn’t think about what he’d gotten himself into until it was too late to back out. Knocking hesitantly on the bedroom door he poked his head into the room.

“Hey, Rooster? You awake?”

The lump in Rooster’s bed didn’t move, but Bob could see the glow of his phone screen.

“Hey, Bob, that you?”

Bob shit his pants for a moment, glancing around the room looking for Maverick.

“He fell asleep, I didn’t want to leave him. He’s breathing really heavy though, did you guys listen to his chest?”

Carefully picking up Rooster’s phone, Bob took it off speaker and held it to his ear.

“Mav?”

“Hey, Bobby Boy. How’s it going over there, everything okay?”

“Uh, yeah, it’s going okay, but Rooster’s sick. Did he call you?”

“He did. Kept calling me dad, though, so I dunno if he’s with it all that much.”

“Oh no, he does that when you’re not around. I think it’s easier than saying my dead father’s best friend and also my father figure lowkey.”

“Lowkey?”

“Anyway. Uh, did he say anything useful?”

“No, sorry kid. Is he warm to the touch?”

Bob carefully placed his hand on the back of Rooster’s neck.

“Yeah, he’s hot, but my hands are cold and I think he’s also warm from sleep.”

Maverick hummed.

“Okay, well can you get some food and meds into him?”

Rooster blinked, stirring at the way Bob paced around the room. He saw Bob and closed his eyes again, apparently not stressed by Bob’s presence.

“I think he’s awake if you want to talk to him,” Bob whispered.

“He’s not saying a lot, but yeah I’ve got some things to say to him.”

“You got it, Captain.”

Bob nudged Rooster, offering the phone to him.

“Mav’s on the phone.”

Rooster put the phone on speaker, wincing as he tried to clear his throat.

“Hey, kiddo. Sounds like you had a good nap. Get some food into you, hm? I know it hurts but it’s probably the best thing for you.”

Rooster grunted. It didn’t make any sense to Bob.

“Yeah, I’m sure they can get you something warm to drink. Why don’t you ask Bob for some hot chocolate, or maybe some tea? Will you keep some tea down?”

Another grunt.

“Okay, that’s a no go on the tea. Hot chocolate it is then. No coffee for you, and go easy on the cocoa because I know your stomach hurts. Has Bob got some Tylenol for you? What about soup?”

“Hangman and Coyote are working on a stew, we could drain it and make a broth,” Bob offered.

“See, that sounds great. Plenty of nutrients and easy on your throat. Are you gonna take the Tylenol?”

Rooster sat up, Bob handing him his water bottle and the Tylenol.

“There ya go, get that in you. You’ll start feeling better soon kid, if you don’t feel better or it goes downhill overnight, go to the emergency room, okay?”

Silence.

“Yeah, I love you too.”

A snort.

“Yeah, you got it. I’ll call you tomorrow night and we can see if you’re up to talking yet.”

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limetimo · 1 year

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RAB fics I read (1-8 Jan 2023)

This Spark Of Black That I Seem To Love by JBlackMalfoyRosier If you like trans Regulus riding James' face, this is the fic for you! Other things happen too, but at least 60% is Regulus riding James' face and dick.

regulus black and his loyal slut by orphan_account James wants Regulus to take a break from writing an essay, so he misbehaves :D objectification and humiliation

to the dark lord by justwhatialwayswanted Regulus plays 5D chess with Voldemort and Dumbledore; neither of them knows, and likely won't find out until it's too late for them. Regulus/Evan slowburn ♥

career goals: tyrant by justwhatialwayswanted basically the same as above but with different tone

Not Courageous but Selfish Instead by Darlena 10yo Severus Snape run away from home, thus will never go to Hogwarts, idk we're not too far along in the plot yet

glimpses of heaven by lunahunt ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! In the aftermath of the Prank, James isolates himself from his friends. His Mum signs him up for a Quidditch summer camp and guess who else is there? REGULUS. I adore this one.

The Missing Link by Keysie AAAAYYYYY ♥♥♥♥♥ Rem Reg friendship, developing wolfstar, slowburn jegulus, lily and the girls having fun, toddler harry steals the show

Lumos by cridecoeur Regulus doesn't die in the cave, fucks off to muggle London and becomes Sherlock Holmes, proceeds to fall in love with John Watson so much HIS PATRONUS IS WATSON. nobody will ever let him live that down. Also John brought a gun to a wand fight and won

With great powers comes great responsibility by mischievovstar Look it's a spiderman AU with james as estabilished spiderman

Wedding Crashers by Infinitewolfstar, Siriuslymoonyprongs crying creaming throwing up the Marauders crash Regulus' wedding, are being hunted by mafia

Slytherin House Humour by DBR_Augary short funny spoofs "shit slytherin say" kinda thing

Family Bonds by dalula Sirius decides to scare Regulus with his animagus form. (Un)fortunately, Regulus is into that. Animagus blackcest

Confessions by FrankieQuinn13 lmao Severus Snape loses a bet and has to tell James Potter he wants to have his babies. When he realises that Potter has been avoiding him since the "confession", he uses the same trick on Sirius and later Remus. endgame Regulus/Severus

i see how this ends (poorly) by Quillium Seer Regulus ♥♥♥♥♥♥ The beginning of my everlasting love for Evan Rosier ♥♥♥♥♥

A Star By Another Name by FiresFromOurHearts just regulus living his best life under not one, but two secret identities

Let’s make the most of this by jelfulry wolfstar and overprotective little brother regulus

Letters to Lily by inthemiddleofit rivals to friends to lovers; james hires his football teammate regulus to write love letters to his crush Lily; it's not really a spoiler when i say that eventually JAmes figures out that he had fallen in love Regulus and they start dating. But Regulus is carrying a lot of trauma from his emotionally abusive childhood and it causes massive trouble for their relationship.

The Spider and The Snake by geckokay spiderman James where james had just gotten bitten

lifeless things (nothing beside remains) by olivearcturus Regulus finds himself in a time loop, and he has a mission to complete, yay!

Waters Run Deep by knight_bus_of_doom regulus wasn't dead, he was in a stasis, and really you should read at least the first work of the series to get the best of the FEELS

Deliver Me From My Friends by minkhollow :D:D:D regulus interprets the prophecy in creative ways

Of Secrets and Swords by Everything_Gay BBC merlin with marauder characters

all in, prongs by aiko_fantasy james has a casual fling with regulus, and playing poker with remus he makes a bet that if regulus is up to it they'll have a threesome. regulus is indeed up to getting fucked by both james and remus.

The Mind of Madness by phantasmaraneae after wally and orion die Sirius is called in to take custody of Regulus, who is a squib and well, trapped in his own mind by the Black Madness. Sirius needs to get to the bottom of Regulus anguish to free him. blackcest

The Last Round by JBlackMalfoyRosier regulus is a stripper and his husband james comes to see him at work

Pre-Match Rituals by JBlackMalfoyRosier regulus plays best when he gets to relax before a match. jegulus

Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk so good. Regulus Goes Apeshit. wolfstar, jegulus, rosekiller

Hunger of the Pine. by theg0ldenboy kinda cracky zombie apoalypse au

When Summer Fades by StellaBlue ♥♥♥

This Is Why I Hate Mondays by AtomicMint :D :D :D funny stuffs

There is another sky, (--Ever serene and fair) by llamallamaduck Sirisu and Regulus run away from home and travel the world with their wonky portkeys until they build a home ♥

#regulus black #fic rec

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sab-teraa · 2 years

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Watch with me: Duy Beni episode 3

1. “We did it for you” - OZAN STAND TF UP!

2. These lot are so dumb for recording their attacks 👀 no money in the world can stop the consequences once something goes viral or leaked. This is so unrealistic.

3. I LOVE BEKIR 😭😭 the way he walked out like a Roman Prince! Roman Bekir 😭😂 Bestie <3

4. Bekir has Ozan’s blood boiling 💀 he is trying so hard to break him and Bekir keeps being Bekir lmao.

5. That lowkey stand off between Ozan and Kanat? Yeah their friendship is on thin ice.

6. Melisa is a disgusting person …but?? why do I like her ? It’s defo the actors charisma bc even tho I love the villain … she’s not the type of villain I would root for.

7. Yup. You see that shit Ekim is saying to Bekir yeah? Solidified my dislike for her. Don’t force your problems on everyone else … already bc of you he was attacked (multiple times). He would have been attacked at some point … but rn he is being attacked because of YOU … and that’s how you treat him? I’m pissed

Like I understand she’s upset … but Bekir clearly has his own coping mechanisms … it’s sick to speak to him that way

8. Kanat, bro, ik you have a mission … but pls say thank you to the waiters.

9. Melisa sis. Pls date ozan. This man hates you 🥲

10. I lied. I ship Ayse and Orijinal 🚀

11. Not Leyla crying over a man she’s never met. Wrap it up. You both live in Istanbul and never met irl? Stfu

12. I was right! Aziz is cat fishing Leyla using kanats pic

13. Did I miss something??? Is Leyla also cat fishing???? Why is he calling her meltem??? Wtf is going on

14. There’s being in love with someone and then there’s leyla. She’s obsessive and possessive af. I’m genuinely scared

15. Aziz HATES Kanat … like he says it … but this ep he showed it

16. That scene where Riza forced kanat-Aziz mum to change her outfit broke me 💔

17. Melisa going to ozan for help instead of Kanat??? OZMEL = CHAIR!!! SIGN ME UP RN.

18. Personally, I thought that the parents have their own bullying group and were involved. I still think this … but maybe the kids are tryna protect their parents 💀

20. Aziz and his mum have me bawling. Like the way I’m crying.

21. We don’t know much about the mum zzz but I think that she comes from a rich family and riza used her etc.

22. AYSE is good! 😭🤣 she couldn’t even stay in character im finished

23. I like that we are learning more about Ekim … especially her background

24. Are we sure that Leylas father is not Sedar? Bc who in their right mind will go off over some random child. Bc even if there’s a sense of community blah blah … him forcing Ayse to work in a sweat shop over her is ducking SICK. IM PISSED

25. Checkmate scene makes me think aziz doesn’t really like Leyla??

26. Okay will finish the rest of the tomz

27. Wtf is wrong with Leyla. Honestly I’m sick of her

28. Ozan 🥺 ik you would be a better bf

29. I think Mel really likes Bekir and they will become friends

30. Ozan making an effort to greet mels dad. GET TOGETHER ALREADY

#duy beni

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maddies-chronicles · 9 months

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my DR brother (jon) <3

okay, so as of when i shift, i won't have any siblings living with me but within the first few months (i decided to change when i originally shift from 13-14 to 15 because of how the timeline works out for me lmao (basically i scripted in my ex for... reasons, but didn't want to shift back to a point where i would have to date him AGAIN for him to be in the timeline... that relationship was supremely uncool) of when i shift, so around when i'm 15-almost-16 my paternal half-siblings will come find me.

jon and clary are both kids of jocelyn fairchild (my DR adoptive mum, who enters my life around the same time these two do) and valentine morgenstern, my biological father, making them both my half-siblings. we never lived together growing up (valentine raised three kids including me- jon, jace, and me, but he kept none of us in the same house as each other so we all grew up as only children with an absent-on-a-good-day-horrible-on-a-bad-day father) and clary grew up with mum, which... unfair. but okay.

okay shit starts to get kinda dark and traumatic below the cut soooo beware ig

basically the whole story is the valentine had jon and started experimenting on him with demon/monster blood while he was still an infant. mum basically realised "holy shit this man is insane" and ran away, but by that point she was already pregnant with clary. she raises clary in brooklyn, new york, and never tells her they're shadowhunters (part angel, for people who don't know the mortal instruments series).

the reason she didn't take jon with her was because when someone is injected with demon/monster blood, it effectively changes their soul to be more "demonic" or evil, for lack of a better way to say it. basically jon was possessed and because the demon blood was, you know, in him, there was no effective way to exorcise him without risking burning his entire body alive from the inside out with heavenly fire. mum obviously couldn't bring herself to do this to her literal child, so she just left him, since, in her eyes, jon was effectively already dead anyways.

valentine raises jon- kind of. for the first few years jon effectively acts like a feral animal, and more or less lacks any sense of human awareness. somehow -not entirely sure, but probably more experimentation and torture- valentine trains him into being a somewhat functional human being. during this time, he's also raising jace (a kidnapped shadowhunter orphan who he injected with angel blood) to be like a super-soldier for his blood purity cult. after jace starts to show promise, he abandons jon entirely. he's already had me by this point, and considers me his "golden-child" despite the fact that i'm considered "impure" literally by his own standards, but that's neither here nor there.

anyways, clary kills our father indirectly because he murders jace (her boyfriend, long story, i promise they're not related emotionally or biologically. it is literally such a long-ass story, that shit could be a post all on it's own). jace comes back to life. confused? me too. no time to dwell on it, we're moving on.

jon is a homocidal maniac for a while because of the demon/monster blood, until jace cleanses him with the sword of heavenly fire. i don't think he was trying to cleanse him, usually that sword kills people, but basically it gave jon a stab wound but also effectively made him human (well... shadowhunter. not precisely human) again. he remembers veryyy little from his time being possessed. he also has a son with the seelie queen. does not remember him at all. i'll come back to him in another post.

anyways, jon reconciles with mum and clary, and they start going through valentine's stuff. they stumble across my birth certificate and find out i went missing three years ago. they make it their mission to find out what happened to me. they find a warlock, who tracks me down in the demon realm, and they fuckin teleport into my living room and scare the shit out of me. i fight them on instinct and they're like "yeah this is probably a shadowhunter at the very least" and tell me he was their father too. i stop fighting them. we get to know each other.

jon is about five years older than me, and despite having been through hell (both literally and figuratively) he's a really kind, gentle person at his core with a lot of empathy for other people, me in particular (he might not remember a lot of stuff... but he remembers valentine being a pretty fuckin shitty dad lol). he's extremely protective of me, blames himself for not being able to protect me despite being a child and also possessed and also having no frickin idea i existed. we're able to reminisce about how awful valentine was, but we also share a sense of understanding what it's like to miss him too, knowing that he didn't always present as a monster, and occasionally had a moment or two of being gentle and loving. it definitely messed with our heads, but we have each other, even if no one else really understands what we went through.

he kinda hates all my s/os and exes on principle until he actually meets hunter. gives him like. a mild shovel talk. immediately loves him because hunter is very loveable and also kind of has sad, pathetic, wet kitten energy (im sorry bby i still love u). hunter and jon are like best friends after that because they've been through shockingly similar situations (abuse from a father figure, threat of being "replaced" by a better model, not quite human, lives with crushing guilt of their brainwashed actions, etc). should i be jealous? maybe, but i'm just glad jon doesn't hate his guts because hunter would have cried.

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myyoungroyalsblog · 2 years

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Liveblog of Gåsmamman season 6 (so spoilers, obviously)

Episode 1

Everyone needs to hug a cow every once in a while😔

Wow is that prison??

Omfg the kid in the car afahsghsgshs

Uhhh how can you just "check" the dark web?? Is it easy or what? Lmao

Fuck, the kids and the kids kids FUCK

Omg not the kid (I don't think she would ever harm the kid but uhhh trauma?? Jfc)

FUCK NINAAAAAAA

Fuck and now Linus

Jfc shit

Holy fuck

Oh god he's gonna find out now😭

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Am I dead?" OMG😭😭😭😭😭

Awwww the hug!!!!!!!

Also is he wearing a wedding ring??

Episode 2

Poor baby😭 "I wanna see mama" ahhhhhhh

Are they gonna put her in prison so that she kills Sonja?

Lol I thought that was Fabian for a sec

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

What the hell? A fire?

Woah wtf is that even legal??? Jesus christ

Oh fucking new that guard was iffy

Of course they take the wrong person🙄

Who is this bitch?

Oh god she ain't gonna get to the apartment is she?

What the fuck hahahaha she escaped??

Yeah no people don't remember what the fuck you wrote on your CV lmao

Oh shit Emil might lose his job

None of those kids better get hurt or die istg

FUCKING KNEW IT AFSHSGSHDGHSGSGS I HAD A GUT FEELING EMIL WAS IN ON IT

Episode 3

Sonja you can't complain about an ankle monitor are you kidding me???

Omg Linus leaning on his mum my heart😭

Omg the snow is so beautiful!!!!!

Holy shit he was married (did that happen in s5 and I forgot? Lol)

But what if HE is the leak??? Ahhhhh

Hockey? Lmao

Oh that fucker GET HIM GUSTAV

Shit shit shit are they gonna follow him??

Holy FUCK

God poor girl

Vera shut the fuck up

Ohh the piano music is very nice

Oh fuck yeah Gustav is smart😌

Sooooo many secret🙄

Linus heard..... Is he gonna run away again?

Ohh family drama

Fucking knew he was gonna leave

Ohh Lukas helped him (I think?)

But like where the fuck is he gonna go? Can he even drive??

Oop Richard dead

Episode 4

Jfc another chase🙄

Fucking hellllll they know where they are

Preeeetty sure that wasn't Linus who took the photos Zac

I am scared for Linus here ahhhhhh

Oh shit it was, for the passports?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK RUNNNNN

Fuck

Fucking Dante

Ahhh fuck yeah that was awesome lmao

Okay that was like a tranquilizer or smt right?

Episode 5

Of course the vest lol I forgot about that

Dramaaaaaaaa

I mean I understand Zac, Fredrik is in danger and the bad guys won't hesitate to hurt a child, but I also understand Nina wanting to help her mum

I hate it when my gut is right, that kid seemed in on all this shit (maybe he framed Richard???)

They made themselves a snack wtf afsjsgsh

Did Zac take Linus??

Vera asked for Linus??

FUCK OH YOU ARE SHITTING ME ZAC

Zac you fucking idiot you think they aren't going to hurt him???? Seriously??? FUCK

What the fuck are they making?

Ohhhh Zac I hate you so much right now

Fuck

Well

Shit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK

Fuck

And Fredrik????? Without a dad??? And Nina won't know FUCK

Episode 6

Oh wow she old

So I guess she does go to jail in the end?

Oh fuck yeah Gustav you smart son of a bitch

Fuck you Vera for hurting a fucking kid FUCK

I mean if you're gonna raid a place and save a kid better be discreet and not blare your fucking sirens at top volume what the fuck

Why did Dante talk and not shoot Vera? Hello????

SONJA KILL HER

Vera told Linus about Zac right?

Yeah Linus knows Zac's dead

Fuck

Is Winston Barry's son? Idk

Oh shit they are listening

OH SHIT

Jesus fucking christ

But as well Linus needs to say that Zac fucking kidnapped him, like that's why Sonja did what she did

Oh shit Linus called Gustav

Holy shit a bomb????

But they got them ig after YEARS

Awww the graveyard😟

Holy shit hell of a tattoo wow

Ohh Nina found someone

Okay so this is in the future

Did Linus get married??

UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

That is so fucking weird no adahsfshsgs

But awww cute bride!!!!

Now go shave that beard afshsgshdh

How many times has Nina changed her hair hahahahahha love the new look!!

Oh you are shitting me

The minute she is out...... WHAT THE FUCK

Wait

WHAT

OKAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AFSHSGDJDHDHDGSHSG WHAT

That was some twilight shit right there

I mean I think she's right

Hahahaha FINALLY THEY KISS LMAO

Oh wow

Okay then

Yeah that might have been the best thing for her kids

But like what the hell

👑

Well....... What a ride adahsgdhdgdh glad it didn't end with Linus's beard cause that thing is gonna haunt me in my nightmares afshshdjdh but maybe now the family can live "normally" idk

So many emotions right now I can't even think afajsgsjshd

#gåsmamman #anyone wanna talk about it?🥲#fucking hell #mine

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sailorbunglejuice · 1 year

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Yo does anyone really hate how teen dramas are based EXCLUSIVELY around high school? Like, secondary school is really fuckin shit no cap. Basis of all my trauma, insecurities, shit like dat. And i was so excited cuz id be bingin shows like victorious and icarly (which obvs were crazy ass premises for bein nickelodeon shows lmao) and be hyper excited for crazy stuff to go down. But nah, just long, grey hours of being forced in a classroom in a subject you dont like, teachers who dont like you, and people who are annoyin af. But producers were like "yo, THIS is where all the ideas and moneys are goin".

I personally never really watch reality dramas, mainly cartoons, anime, adult swim shows, sci fi, underground movies, that stuff. I just dont see the appeal in somet as mundane as family issues, or workplace shit (unless its a comedy lmao) and DEFINITELY not school stuff. Like secondary school is so borin my dayz fam. None of that crazy shit happens ever, not even in college rn (college in the uk is the last 2 years of high school). Most people are focused on revision and schoolwork cuz everyones failing and if your not failing youve got ur job. If u dont got ur job ur being normal and doin shit like hobbies, hanging out w ur mates, shit like that. We dont really have en masse parties every week cuz those take the piss. Like a 600 quid speaker got broke at a motive i was at and we all got kicked out lol. And were not that focused on doin drugs all the time cuz thats expensive af, even if u want to. Were all poor lmao.

We do talk about it alot, sure but like, i think its cuz life imitates art to a degree. Weve always been doin taboo things, but because the skins lifestyle is practically glamourised people wanna do it more. And no lie, its fun. But all the baggage attached being glamourised to... naurrr man. I know mates who are recovering from bein addicted and on tt theres ppl talkin about the health issues they got from that life. Yo like i was w people who were practically about that shit and after that sesh i never talked to them again cuz they scared me that much (was fun tho, chillin in the woods at 10pm). Eh moderation n tingz ig.

Nah u know what would be great - shows based around teens, but not in high school. Like all i wanna do is get out of college and go to uni somewhere else cuz ded city and shit place init. Its like handcuffs, even tho im in like 3+ hours most days. I just think to myself on how, compared to shows like euphoria, skins, sex education (not even a bad show just for comparison), movies like Tekkonkinkreet, city of god, smoke signals, books like wonder all hit DIFFERENT. Like DIFFERENT DIFFERENT. It is mad. These are all media which talks about tweens, teenagers, young adults but completely seperated from school. Not in the unrealistic sense either, grounded to reality, whether it be in a realistic or surreal sense. They also connect to me more and make me more interested than a majority of these high school shows out here.

For example, smoke signals, a story about two indigenous boys from the coer d'alene reservation who travel across phoenix when one of the kids dad dies to get his ashes. That movie was insanely good. INSANELY good. I felt such a connection and my nerdy ass was analysing motifs and themes real time because the composure is so good. Themes and emphasis circulate around the nature of memories, dreams, stereotypes, culture and much more in the realms of the indigenous community in the US. Its been a year since i watched but i need to watch it again. Like as someone who has had a pretty shit upbringing, been kicked out by mum, have estranged my dad for ages until i came to live at his, the concept of what makes a family, how you see your parents compared to others or the culture really hits home, especially bein 2nd gen zambian uno. Like the emphasis on parenthood and the righteousness of parents is WILD.

Another movie i also wanna talk about is city of god too. Way more darker and grittier than smoke signals, taking place in Brazil instead of the south. Its a movie about the coming of age of many youths, specifically an aspiring photographer and an evil ass villain growin up in the favelas of rio de janeiro. It explores the cultural issues of gentrification, gangs, drug abuse, crazy ass shit which is exposed to kids at a young ass age. From what i remember its narrated from the photographer, and it makes SOOO MUCH sense bro. Like the dramaticisation of characters, the loose ends, how some characters fizzle out of the story, fizzle in, even the mindset of some really reminds you that this is comin from the eyes of the few who did survive - the photographer. He literally wants to be a journalist bro, like ofc hes gonna sensationalise. Whereas the thing in euphoria, whilst it was kinda cool with rue narrating everything, especially cinematography wise, kinda didnt make much sense as it went on. Like how u know about cals childhood girl, how (hate how he got an episode and not his sister or somet). Nate defo didnt tell her lmao.

What constrasts greatly with skins n euphoria n i think what breaks euphoria is how w skins, these guys are all a friend group, at least from what i know only watchin 1st gen. Whereas with euphoria its a weak link tyin all these guys. Euphoria falls in that sense cuz these guys arent really that close and are too different to be close. Not really in personas but like, maddy in season 1 literally just knew rue cuz she od thats it bro. If they were a close friendship group i think it wouldve worked way more. Like, call me crazy, if nate was established as a mate to rue who became a massive dick as we see in season 1 it would make a lot of sense as to why rue knows so mucha bout him. Hell it would probably clue us more into why hes so villainous (love that word). Cuz in city of god, for example, the photographer was in close proximity to the lil dice (my ass finally looked up his name 😂) by literally growin up on the same neighbourhood as him and even having so much respect as to have him photograph his gang.

Man u dont understand, my fav parts in euphoria was when the girlies were having fun and just bein themselves bro. Like the maddy kat and jules trio is something so beautiful even tho short lived. Hell, its so weird how theres the lack of proper proper friendships in euphoria. Sure u get banter and them acting cool, acting sexy, but never really acting stupid or dumb, or bein embarassing around each other apart from say jules and rue in season 1. Like even adults do that, and it shows the comfort ppl got around each other. Like jules and kat knew each other from summer camp or some shit, SO MUCH couldve been done with that. Couldve been that she was a mate of kat as well as rue, the bridge between rue and maddy, cassie, kat, that type of ish uno. Theyre both pretty alt as well, couldve had an episode of them finding their people. Euphoria is hole nother hellhole i will rant abt when i care but thats just one example.

I just find it dumb how this is really wat teen life is reduced too. Sure we have sex, do drugs, party, get into bad things but not ALL the time. And i kinda hate how that is what determines "fun" really, nowadays. Most of me and my mates times is spent in waterstones for gods sake 😂 there are some good shows which are pretty balanced on all aspects like on my block, and it shows that makin teen dramas about teen life really works. Brings in a more diverse array of backgrounds, knowledge. Yo id kill to be in a writing room for a show. Thatd be sick

Anyone whos made it this far, proud of you, u now know what my mates have to sit through lol.

#personal rant #just ranting #rant post #rambles #rambling #tv shows #dramas #teen dramas #smoke signals #city of god #euphoria #skins

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