Hello Hello Hello, What's all this then? Oh! It's a silly Good Omens AU!
Well who is that handsome fellow? That's Crowley! Doesn't he look incredibly stylish with his tie and turtleneck? Well, let me show you something else...
Who's that blurry little guy? Still Crowley! But oh, it's her snake form! What, they're not a snake, you say? That's right! He's a blindworm! What a sweet little guy. only 40cm long! Very handy and easy to carry, isn't she? Yes, Yes. And look at those adorable heart sunglasses! They adorn her pretty beady black eyes perfectly!
But now, some more about his personality.. because not only looks count! He's a feisty little guy (not only as an expression, she's barely 150cm tall!) and is very clingy and protective of Aziraphale. They don't want to admit it, but he's helpless without Aziraphale, as he's completely colourblind and her hearing is also heavily impaired. It gets quite difficult to navigate, so he prefers to stay close to her favourite angel. Aziraphale enjoys the company, but some of his customers (who are unfamiliar with blindworms and the fact that they're harmless little reptiles) get a but scared when they see Crowley taking a nap on the angel's shoulders. Don't worry, she doesn't bite! Or does she...?
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Omllll ive been not posting or watching stuff for a hot minute because of my summer classes finals. Which i literally just finished :)
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Im sorry for disappearing guys! A lot has happened and it has slowed my time down on this app, Im probably going to continue the drafts I have since Im on Summer break!
I might possibly post more of my art on this page too so look around to see my mid art!
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Trading with Moon
It’s been a while since I’ve last formally talked to you.
Your stone heading is still the same, I come and clean it every few months or so. Did you get the flowers? I’m not sure how well the postal service is in the afterlife. I’m sorry we don’t talk much, it’s been pretty rough.
How have you been?
. . .
It’s okay, you don’t need to respond. I get it.
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The moon is lovely tonight, isn’t it? The moon is always lovely.
I started talking with the Moon a few weeks ago, they’re a good listener. It offered its ears for mine.
The Moon told me of the Sun, how beautiful it was. How the Moon was crestfallen over being so far away from it. How Sun felt so close, yet no matter how close, they could never touch. Admiring was never enough, appreciating the presence of her love was never enough. She watched humans and stars fall in love. “Love is as unique, as colorful and beautiful as a supernova.” She said, “It’s unparallel, to anything. One love will never be the same as the next.” She told me how lonely she felt, how isolated the feeling was.
I told her that I understood; I told her of you.
I told her that since ever since you become like her Sun, I’ve never felt so distant.
It’s like any sign of happiness and life, was too far for me to reach. I felt isolated watching humans, stars fall in love while the one I loved was too far for me to reach.
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I feel like I stumbled onto something here that shouldn't have been found
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Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.
Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.
His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.
He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.
In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.
His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.
And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.
Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.
He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).
Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.
Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.
Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.
Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)
No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.
Tim was a villain!
At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.
Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.
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