you wouldn’t hit a little guy, would you? WOULD YOU?
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"Wow...Guess he really is asleep..." You whisper, the kazoo you had been playing in an attempt to wake the Avatar of Sloth up now safely in your pocket, lest Lucifer confiscate it again.
You poke Belphie's forehead with your pointer finger, then continue poking it, because it was fun. Still Asleep Belphie seems to hate this more than you attempting to play Vivaldi's Winter on the kazoo and failing miserably, seeing as his cowlike tail swings out, wraps around your leg and pulls you to the ground.
"ARGH! What?!" You barely have time to process before you're dragged up by the tail that's latched around your ankles and quite meanly (may you add), dropped on the bed. Belphie entraps you in a hug, and thankfully this time, doesn't crush your internal organs. How sweet! <3
"Go to sleep MC...." The demon mutters half awake for a moment before drifting back off again.
You try to reach for your kazoo, for the second time, Belphie's tail whips out gently at you. "Don't even think about it." He pouts, before his expression and breathing even out once more.
You might as well get comfortable, seeing as you were now trapped for what looks to be hours.
You can't even play your kazoo.
Why do your plans always backfire? :(
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batfam, cleaning up a Random Disaster: w a i t a minute…who are you?
danny, who had been in gotham for three (3) minutes before something Went Wrong: i am homeless, i am gay, i have a gov’t agency hunting me, i’m new in town 😌
batfam, already calling alfred, handing over adoption papers, fighting each other for First Civie Introduction & arguing over who will be Fav Sibling to him: you’re gonna close with “new in town”? that was not the most dramatic thing that you just said—
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I know you don't go to WoW anymore but did you see the new Anduin model. Straight turned his ass into John Videogame. Juiced the last drops of Character out of his white ass.
they hated me for saying this back then but he lost what tiny amount of the juice he had the second that they decided to make him be masc paladin instead of a twink priest asking his warhawk absolute monarch dad to give peace a chance🫶 (they’re eating peasant soup for dinner.) and also when they made him be a main character he’s kind of extremely boring
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George vs Camera @ MCC Live
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Reupload from my old art blog, originally drawn back in July. Two more of my Flight Rising dragons! (Plus my one and only fandragon project that’s actually stuck hahah - kudos if you know the reference!)
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headcanon that marcellus plays the piano only really badly
at best he can play an incredibly simple tune like idk happy birthday or something but even that is horribly offkey
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*hums on a purple kazoo I stole from Barnaby’s collection* Eddie’s Happy Haunting costume was Frakenstein’s monster. What was Frankenstein’s monster in the first place? Simple. A creature hated by its creator for defying expectations.
Sound like a certain mailman we know?
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