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multi-fandom-imagine · 4 months

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Hey pookie I think my ask got eaten by tumblr but I saw one of your posts saying you write for the umbrella academy and I am lowkey desperate for Klaus fics 😭 (I found out he was canonically pansexual and genderfluid and lowkey giggled)

Maybe smutty headcannons/short drabbles for Klaus x Reader ?? All I can say is that man fucking RADIATES switch energy. Also I’m good with fem or masc pov I don’t Gaf❤️❤️❤️❤️

He’s probably also one kinky motherfucker too (cough cough hazel and chacha torture scene) and I can totally see him being a masochist idk

A/n: I am so sorry! Tumblr fucks my shit up so much and if this sucks too I apologize. I have not watched the newest season of Umbrella Academy.

🔥: When you bite his neck during sex, please bite his neck during sex. He will 100% lose it if you are riding him and when you give him little nips across his skin the man know's that you're eager for sex just like he would be, you can always feel his hardon pressing into you when you bite his neck.

🔥: Loooves it when you run your nails down his chest, even better if you do it hard enough to leave a mark. Boy does he love just showing off your little marks, Klaus can't help but proudly show everyone, he know's their jealous but I mean how can he blame them, have you've seen yourself?

🔥: Tie him up! Please! Please time him up. You take control and he will be a whimpering mess for you. Klaus loves to groan out your name, to moan out your name when you're jerking him off. He's a weeping mess when you use one of your vibrators on the tip of his cock.

🔥: Will 100% switch if you want him too, lightly chocking you. Lot's of orgasm denials, too much for play. Your mind is in a haze, lost count in all the orgasm's you've had thanks to Klaus.

#hc #hcs #klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x you #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy x reader

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90s-html-lesbians · 1 year

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diego will grump or poke fun about it a lot but he loves helping and/or teaching his dysfunctional ass siblings how to deal w basic chores and life hacks

#tua #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #headcanons #hcs #umbrella academy

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yamaguccisfreckles · 8 months

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just two immortal pansexual “dudes” who a have weird relationship with death

#klaus hargreeves #wade wilson #deadpool #yes i am a fan of the enby wade hc #The umbrella academy #marvel

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jellybeanium124 · 2 years

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Ranking the Hargreeves by how good I think they are at spelling

Allison. She absolutely was *that girl* with the flawless handwriting and spelling.

Luther. He is a very conscientious writer, and he makes sure to always spell things correctly. Consults a dictionary when unsure.

Ben. Not perfect spelling, but still very good.

Viktor. Completely average speller.

Diego. Always struggled with spelling. A lot better now than he was as a kid, though.

Five. Can’t spell worth shit. When asked how to spell “Dolores” on separate occasions he has answered “d-o-l-l-o-r-e-s” “d-o-l-r-o-s” “d-o-l-e-r-e-z” and “d-o-l-u-r-u-s”

Klaus. Even worse than Five. Had to start dictating his gospels to his cult members because when he tried to write them down nobody knew what the fuck he was trying to say. Not related to spelling, but he always hearts his “Is” and “Js” instead of dotting them.

#tua #the umbrella academy #Umbrella Academy #tua hc #tua headcannon #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

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dykefive · 2 years

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@cedarghosts said they needed art where klaus tries to show five a meme and five has an old man moment… what am i but a jester jingling for the court

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 1 year

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HC Dave notices that Klaus gets anxious, jittery and to be honest, a bit snappy but only ever on a Thursday, and it gets progressively worse as the day goes on

It baffles Dave for months, like surely it cant be a coincidence? That Klaus has a bad day and it just happens to be a Thursday every single time

Eventually he mentions it casually to one of the siblings when Klaus isnt around and the only thing they can think of is Thursdays used to be Klaus’s individual training day

And then it clicks. Individual training

Dave knows some of what Klaus’s individual training involved, what Klaus has felt comfortable sharing with him. While Dave didnt let it show, he was frankly horrified hearing what Klaus was put through by his own Father as a kid

So, Dave comes up with an idea.

He doesnt make a big deal of it, he just casually and completely accidentally makes sure they always have plans on Thursday’s

And after many, many weeks of Thursday’s being filled with seeing his sibling’s, going out for dates or just snuggled up on the sofa watching their current favourite TV series with far too many snacks… Klaus slowly starts to hate Thursday’s just a little bit less every week

#have the klave feels #dave just loves differently #im back on my klave train #klave #tua dave #david katz #klaus hargreeves #tua hcs

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mieczyhale · 1 year

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birdmentality · 2 years

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I would like to see this trio trying to function normally

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #my art #tua fanart #lila hargeeves #overpowered club #anyway hc is that five probably burns his tongue everytime he eats soup noodles #like the dad that drinks scalding coffee and says this is fine

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dont-tell-them-i-died · 1 year

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movies i really like and the tua characters i think who would like them with absolutely no explanation

Luther: The Princess Bride

Diego: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Allison: The Royal Tenenbaums

Klaus: Zoolander

Five: Clue

Brellie!Ben: The Labyrinth

Viktor: The Truman Show

Lila: Tank Girl

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umbrella-academy-hcs · 1 year

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Five "I've dealt with all my issues alone for 45 years I don't need help" Hargreeves vs Klaus "I think the self-help book I haven't actually been listening to says something about that" Hargreeves

#was debating putting Viktor instead of Klaus #i think either works #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #five hargreeves #tua five #number five #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #tua hcs #tua headcanon

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itstheghostofmypast · 2 years

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Cuddling with Klaus

Genre: Fluff

Type: Requested HC

Klaus x GN Reader

Requested by @ciaobby: i need some cuddling hcs with the hargreeves! i know klaus would love to cuddle up on a rainy day :)

A/N: Two things;

1)I was literally sitting in the rain when I write this.

2)Personally, I am not a very affectionate person, especially physically- yes, it does bother a lot of people around me but hey, why hug when words are enough? (idk okay forgive me) BUT if I felt this would be the safest form of cuddling, in my lack of experience. I really wanted to do justice to @ciaobby request, please tell me if it's remotely close.

Gif credit to rightful owner

If there was one thing Klaus thought could make a rainy day even better it was, Y/N. He had met them at a bar- well actually, he had ended up being thrown out of their bar but when they had slammed the door with an "IF I SEE YOU AGAIN YOU'RE DEAD." He had been stabbed by cupid.

After which, the very next night he decided to make his way to the bar once more, a rainy night to be exact. With that cheeky smile he waved at them, earning a glare, but did that stop him? Of course not.

"Hey there babe ."

"Didn't I tell you I'd kill you if I see you here again?"

"Well that really isn't my fault now is it, your offer was so tempting, I'd die a million times if you took my soul~"

Confused and horrified they quietly walked away to another customer, not really sure of how to get rid of him. The only reason why Y/N had thrown him out before was because he had no intention of paying. They were sure he wouldn't tonight too, but since it was raining and Y/N was no monster, this cheap scape could stay.

Cue the two being the only people at the11 pm bar by 11pm.

"So~"

"There is no need to strike a conversation"

"Oh come on, we're alone in a bar on a lovely rainy night~ and you don't close till 1 am."

"Fair enough, but will you be paying tonight?"

"Of course."

"Good."

"With my companionship"

"....you better be good at holding up a conversation then."

He was, he truly was. He could talk about anything, from his family to his lost brother to his horrid father to his addiction to bath salts. Honestly not a bad person- just, too casual or maybe Y/N was too uptight.

Either way, one rainy night was followed by another rainy night- one too many and he had become a regular. A regular who would pay Y/N with his companionship and useless, yet comforting conversations.

"Hey, I was thinking." He asked as he took a shot, "You know so much about me, but I know nothing about you~"

"Well, I mean I'm not a very interesting person."

"Oh come on, everyone's interesting in their own way, quirks you know."

"Well then, what would you like to know?"

"Where do you live?"

"Too personal"

"Alright, why are you a bartender? God, you professionals."

"Because I wanted to be one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Okay, okay, Y/N we get it, you're all so mysterious, but riddle me this, why haven't you thrown me out yet? Do you know? Usually" he pointed around the empty bar, "Even my family doesn't listen to me to this extend- let alone bear me, why have you, the ever so perfect Y/N, not done so?" He turned to look at them, confused, but somewhat comforted.

"Because" they began, staring at him then averting their gaze, the rain pattering against the large glass windows resonating throughout the dimly lit bar. Y/N never really knew why, most of their life they had just done whatever had to be done, lived in solitude, and made their way to their profession of choice. To be honest the only reason they bought this bar was that it came with an apartment and even though being alone was something they wanted but lately, the weather had been pulling them down. Before this idiot had arrived, empty nights like these were lonely and cold, which would make them feel like there was no point in anything, no point of living, no point of struggling.

"Hello? Earth to Y/N?"

"Huh?"

"You said because and trailed off, did you perhaps get lost in my beautiful eyes? They're like my mother's, you know."

He was right, he had beautiful eyes, those stark crystal blue orbs had pierced right through Y/N's soul the moment their eyes had met.

"Klaus?"

"Yes?"

"Why do you still come here even though I brush you off?"

"Because I like you...and I have a feeling you like me too but you're too stubborn to admit it - HEY HEY HEY WHY ARE YOU LEAVING"

"IT'S 1AM WE'RE CLOSING. SO LEAVE"

"BUT IT'S STILL RAINING OUTSIDE"

"oh"

"Lemme stay at your place, it'll be like a sleepover, I already know you live in the place above "

"HOW DO YOU KNOW, CREEP?"

Either way, he ended up in Y/N's apartment that night, truly amazed at the plants they had. The place was all warm and cozy, very different from the minimalistic bar. A one-bedroom apartment, but the open kitchen made it seem bigger, the kitchen was also Y/N's favorite place, to cook and eat, sometimes use the counter space to try random DIYs.

"Hey about before...me saying you like me...i was joki-"

"I do like you.'

"I'm sorry what."

"...do you not like...me-"

"oh no no no, of course i do- i mean i really do like you kind of why i've been coming here even though i'm not supposed to be drinking a lot... You know.." he waved his hands, "rehab and shit."

"Oh..."

"You don't seem all too excited there bub"

"I-i am it's just ... I just..."

"New to this...."

"...maybe"

"Shall we take it slow?"

"Y-yeah..."

That was the thing with Klaus, he was just so...calm and peaceful, he really did care about others and Y/N really needed someone who'd follow their pace.

From morning runs- which soon turned into walks because Klaus refused to run a mile at 6 am.

"YOU'RE INSANE"

"But ...exercise is good"

So, from morning WALKS to coffee at a random cafe, to trying out Menudo for the first time because he was able to convince them. He'd spend his free time at the bar- which was all the time, so as soon as Y/N was done for the day he'd take them upstairs and surprise them with a new dish every. He'd bring random things to their apartment, sometimes a bouquet, sometimes a vase (Still not sure why he brought it), and on the weirder side a grandfather clock.

"Okay, serious question"

"Yes?"

"Are you stealing these things?"

"Of course not!"

"Oh thank god-"

"I'm simply smuggling them out of my old man's house, the price on these things! They're like a safety deposit, you know, savings for rainy days."

"KLAUS!"

Either way, the thing Y/N loved about him the most was when he'd cuddle with them. They were never very affectionate, in fact, personal physical contact was not one of their strong suits, but with him, they had decided to let it work.

Initially, it was awkward, the physical contact, not knowing where to place their legs or arms. Y/N had also elbowed him 'accidentally' when his hand went south earning a,

'JUST SAY STOP NExT TIME- SheeSH CanT EVEN HAVE SOME FUN"

Either way, slowly it started to become easier, he had picked up on things Y/N was comfortable with, often letting them decide the way they'd spoon. On some occasions he'd continue to talk, allowing them to sleep to the sound of his voice.

On other occasions, when Y/N was really down and tired, he'd just open his arms for them and let them straddle him, burying their face in his neck as he sits on the couch. Usually, he'd stroke their back, allowing them to relax before gently asking;

"You wanna talk about it?"

If the answer is no, he never asks again, just kisses the top of their head and usually ends up humming a song, lulling them to sleep. If it's a yes, he'd listen quietly and intently, listening to each word with great focus, giving suggestions if needed, but often words of positive affirmations.

The best time to cuddle, for Y/N was when it would be raining, day or night, that did not matter at all. Usually, they'd close the bar, and lock themselves in Y/N's apartment. Klaus had suggested using scented candles and 'weighted blankets'- now while Y/N initially felt this was a dumb idea, they were later proved wrong, when they came home one rainy evening to find the couch in front of the window, facing the outside world. The apartment is littered with scented candles, illuminating the apartment as Klaus walks out of the kitchen with two mugs of hot chocolate,

"I present to you, the ultimate cuddle heaven."

"I..."

"No I, you or me or but. Take off your shoes and get on the couch, take a chill pill babe, everyone deserves down time, but no one deserves to be alone- except for dad, definitely dad does deserve to be alone"

Therefore, Y/N found themselves snuggling next to their boyfriend, holding onto a mug of hot chocolate. Inhaling his scent, Y/N kissed the skin of his neck, thanking him for becoming the source of her warmth and comfort to which he replied with a ;

"See, I told you my companionship is better money."

He was right, Y/N would trade everything for the world, only to be able to snuggle up with this immortal being.

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A/N: The problem with writing and posting stuff at night is that YOU FORGET TO ADD STUFF- i forgot to add the taglist.

Taglist: @imaginesfire , @placidpluto , @achingwoundforaheart , @esmaada , @samyourneighbor , @xuenihao , @whoreofscience , @navs-bhat , @yuuki4646 , @simpformoonkight , @crowleysqueenofhell , @anapotatowriter thank you, you lovely people for choosing to be part of my taglist ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚)

#submission #requested #klaus tua #klaus x y/n #luther #allison #delores #reginald #lila #klaus umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus x you #gn reader #fluff #cuddles #hc #fluff umbrella academy

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tkpuke · 2 years

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do u have any tickle headcanons about the hargreeves sibs? 🥺😭😭

hell YES I do! my absolute babies, who can never get a break from the world ending </3

slight season 3 spoilers for those who still haven’t finished it !

LUTHER

I saw this one hc that I unfortunately forgot who made it but when Luther’s original body comes back like we saw in the last ep of season 3, he’s 10x more ticklish than ever

Because he f o r g o t what tickling even use to feel like

Boy, will his siblings make sure he won’t forget

Luther definitely always ends up restraining his sibling’s hands to keep them still whenever they drag him into their playful fights

He doesn’t mind, as long as he’s involved in their shenanigans which brings a smile to his face, you won’t ever hear him complain

Luther likes to sometimes pick his siblings up and flip them upside down, then skitter around their stomachs

It drives them NUTS

I can see Luther having a really ticklish back, where you can’t even innocently give a massage to without him squirming all over the place

His underarms? That’s murder. You’ll murder the poor boy

No matter what, he’ll try to purse his lips together to contain the bubbling laughter in his throat

But the farthest he’s gotten successful with that is literally two seconds before his giggles is to be heard around the academy

DIEGO

Diego Hargreeves would respectfully throw a sucker punch to anyone that thought it was a good idea to tickle him

It seems like his siblings, especially Klaus, think half the time it’s a good idea

Diego HATES being held down when getting tickled he just won’t allow it

He sees tickling as something that makes you look weak and vulnerable

So don’t count him a fan

Although when you do tickle him? Prepare for this man to literally scream

Get his ribs if you wanna pull a snort from him

Diego turns into a puddle of goo whenever fingers get ahold of his most ticklish spots

Most he will do is push your face or sputter out giggly protests

“Not so much Mr. Tough guy now, huh?” Do you wanna die?

Diego will make anyone regret their ticklish attacks on him

He will spring back onto his feet and grab at you for his revenge

He would suggest you running, but only because it entertains him more

Nothing wrong with a good chase

I have a feeling Diego doesn’t really understand how to “properly” tickle

He’s one of those people who just roughly scratches any patch of skin and think it tickles like hell

More hurts than anything, you’ll have to let him know

But once he does learn a thing or two on how to get you cackling? You’re in for a ride

ALLISON

Let’s not be dumb, she would DEF use her powers as a advantage when it comes to tickle fights

“I heard a rumor you can’t move” then goes to town

Allison’s personal fav way of tickling somebody is using her nails

C’mon, it brings the best reactions

Allison can be very observant on what exactly gets you to break faster and what spots you just can’t handle for more than a minute

She remembers ALL her siblings worst spots

She reminds them daily she hasn’t forgotten

Tickles the snot out of her brothers if they ever annoy her or to keep them in check

Her laugh is the best you can’t tell me otherwise

Allison isn’t much of a squirmer, she kind of enjoys the sweet bonding act so she’ll let you have your fun

I can see Allison using baby talk to only embarrass her brothers, and also to give herself a good laugh since she can’t take herself seriously when doing so

KLAUS

You can’t punish this guy with a good time

He doesn’t mind getting tickled to pieces at ALL

His go-to’s are usually Diego or Five because they promise revenge right after getting absolutely wrecked

Klaus wears crop tops and ripped jeans for a reason

But he’ll never admit it

My man just straight out CACKLES

No giggles in the beginning, solely loud cackles to be heard a mile away

Thank you to God for blessing us with canon ticklish Klaus in season 3

You saw how Luther BARELY grazes his fingers on Klaus’ knee

So yeah, I’d like to announce that his knees are probably on his top five most ticklish spots list

Along with his stomach, of course

Don’t mind his protests, he says to stop or beg to not tickle there, but he doesn’t mean it

If he starts to wheeze then it’s safe to say he may need a breather

His favorite victims to go after are Five and Diego

Their reactions are priceless to him

The man loves to be a little shit and tease, or sometimes act stupid as if he doesn’t understand why his brothers are laughing so damn much

“I’m trying to go somewhere else, but you’ve trapped my hands in your underarms. Guess I’ll stay here.”

“Very rude of you to not tell me what’s so funny!”

Hugs his sibs from behind then when they least expect it, gets surprised with fingers squeezing their sides

Tickle hugs are his speciality sorry not sorry

FIVE

Every grump deserves tickles

I don’t make the rules here

Five swears on his life he’ll murder you in his sleep if you even DARE to touch him

“Sleep with one eye open.” Yeah yeah, you kind of secretly enjoy it old man

Okay yes his knees may get him to thrash crazily when you squeeze rapidly, yet he never rolls his socks high enough or wear pants to cover them

But have you tried the top of his ribs? No? Trust me on this one

It tickles so bad he sometimes teleports somewhere around the house without realizing it

Other than that? He can’t focus enough to really teleport on command whenever he’s getting tickled to tears

He’s so giggly where there’s no point to even threaten his siblings because they won’t take him seriously

His dimples are the best part of it all

An adorable little shit tbh

His revenge game is strong though

Whatever his sibs did to him? He will do it right back but 10x worse

Mercy isn’t found in his vocabulary

Won’t stop till he’s completely satisfied, which ends up with them being breathless most of the time

He thinks doing that will get his brothers and sister to learn their lesson to not drag him into tickle fights, but he’s still gonna get wrapped up in them one way or another

BEN

Ben, this poor poor angel

Back when they were kids they targeted Ben the most of their tickle onslaughts

His reactions were too cute for anybody to handle

His smile could light up a room instantly

If you wiggle your fingers in the air directly at him? Forget about it, he’s already pleading his case for whatever he did to deserve this mean torture

Tickling Ben is something anybody would do if they get bored

Ben wasn’t exactly the happiest when Klaus kept the tradition going of tickling him out of the blue all thanks to his powers

Gentle tickles works better with him

He can’t handle it give him a break

You see, he tries to get his sibs back, he really does, but it only takes a single poke to his side and he’s crumbling

If you go for his stomach, you’re responsible for his funeral

All due to his power of the tentacles from another dimension coming out of his stomach got him to be veerrryyy sensitive around that area

VIKTOR

Viktor isn’t ticklish in most common places for people

Ears, hips, and neck would receive a good laugh from him

Place hands on his shoulders and slightly squeeze around his neck area, your fingers are getting squashed from Viktor trying to protect the spot as much as he can

He taps out in two minutes tops

Stick with gentle tickling, he prefers it more

Never getting involved with the playful fights his siblings had when they were kids, always forced to watch from afar or be sent to practice on his violin

Caused Viktor’s eyes to light up whenever he sees a tickle fight brawl out and his siblings asking for him to lend a helping hand

He accepts in a heartbeat, loving to feel so included

Five gives him a few pokes here n there as a playful retort

Klaus is Viktor’s number one tickle monster

Viktor never minds the affectionate act

He volunteers in anything if it’s to bond with his lovely siblings

More on the receiving than on the giving, because of hearing tales on how ruthless his brothers and sister can get if you tickle them long enough

If he finds a pretty bad spot? Don’t worry, secret safe with him

#tickle community #Tua tickle #Tua tickle hcs #my hcs #tickle fluff #the umbrella academy #tua #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #ticklish! Klaus #tickle hcs #tua hcs #these were so fun to do #i have so much more to say #BUT take this for now as a midnight snack

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