Harry: I won't forgive you unless you say the magic words.
Louis: I love you?
Harry: ...
Harry: I was hoping you'd say "I'm sorry" but that works too.
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(Still in the interrogation room, after kicking Robin out)
Batman: Why are you here?
Lord Death-Man: To be your nyemesis!
Batman:
Batman: I will not ask again.
Red Hood: I think he's telling the truth.
Lord Death-Man: I am! And you shall not vanquish me, Batman!
Batman: And why is that?
Lord Death-Man: Because unlike you, I cannot die!
...
Red Hood: ...You can't die...?
Lord Death-Man: No! I am immune to death!
Batman: Hood, don't-
Red Hood, pulling a gun out: Bet.
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Robin pretending to be friends with the builders in season 1: Haha, silly little caveman, playing make believe, having a good time!
Robin pretending to be friends with Sophie in season 5: Lonely ancient soul teetering on the brink of madness for the umpteenth time finding companionship the best way he can to keep himself sane, even though the person he loves doesn't even know he exists, someone please kill me.
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Hey, I absolutely love your art and makes me happy that you follow me (gessleingraphics) was wondering if you could try "angel and devil humphrey" from s5. I love how you draw larry 😊
thank you so much 💜 @geekstuffkittykat your art is cool and I love your use of colours!
devil Humphrey? I have no idea what you're talking about, he's the prettiest and gooooodest boy...
...maybe a bit cheeky and tends to have some weird-ass ideas, and sometimes he's just a bit rude and- okay, he's evil
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A collection of incorrect NATM quotes
Bought to you by my exomemories
Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?
Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help
Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine
Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know
Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?
Nick: therapy dog
Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that
Nick: two therapy dogs
Larry: no
Nick: therapy cat then
Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic
Larry: so you DO like octavius
Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen
*the end of Ahk’s first night out*
Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-
Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying
Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response
Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.
Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me
Ahk: why?
Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-
Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?
Jedediah: …maybe
Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy
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Wonka: Hello friends!
Noodle:
Larry:
Abacus:
Piper:
Lottie:
Wonka: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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Harry: Lou, I'm cold.
Louis: Aw, babe do you want my sweater? I could give you a blanket? Do want some hot chocolate?
Liam: I'm cold too-
Louis [Glares at Liam]: Suffer.
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Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.
Liam: Yes he does.
Zayn: Yes he does.
Niall: Yes he does.
Louis: Yes I do.
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(Red Robin landing on a roof with Nightwing and Spoiler attempting to pin Red Hood to a wall)
Red Robin: Hey, what the hell is going on here!?
Red Hood: That motherfucker is annoying as hell and I swear on my casket I'll kill him!
Red Robin: Who!?
Spoiler: The guy in the gimpsuit.
Red Robin: The what!?
Lord Death-Man: It is I, Lord Death-Man! And I am to be Batman's nyemesis!
Red Robin:
Red Robin: I now understand wanting to shoot him.
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