#legit tho

[catgirl-kaiju]

i think that all queer people should be able to take the entirety of the month of june off of work as a paid national holiday

sorry cishets, this is what happens when u choose ur lifestyle 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#satire #comedy #shitpost #humor #legit tho #queer #pride #pride month #lgbtq+ #lgbtqipa #trans #transgender #nonbinary #gay #lesbian #wlw #mlm #bisexual #ace #asexual #aro #aromantic #pansexual #polyamourus #intersex

[something-about-sunflowers]

OFMD fandom, say it with me please:

Removing a body part from someone as ‘punishment’ is Not A Good Thing To Do. It is ableist to insist otherwise. Disability, and yes, a missing appendage is a disability, is not a punishment and it is not something people ‘deserve’ for ‘bad behavior’.

Forced autocannibalism is also Not A Good Thing To Do. Genuinely cannot believe this has to be said.

Someone you trust coming into your room while you sleep, cutting off one of your body parts, and forcing you to eat said body part is, in fact, a traumatic event. I promise you the narrative is not on your side if you think otherwise.

#the dork is being a dork #izzy hands #ofmd #the izcourse #i saw some shitty tags on a post and i needed to say this Out Loud instead of just in my discord server lmfao #legit tho #please stop trying to be cops #punitive 👏 justice 👏 isn't 👏 justice 👏

[theonlyren]

The Mirror Test

Continuing in our scientific endeavors of studying the behavior of Pokemon when exposed to the novelties of the human world, we consider the humble mirror. An object of vanity, a polished surface for us to examine ourselves, and sometimes a gate to the Distortion World, if you believe in such things. Plop your Pokemon in front of their own reflection and see how they react!

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Subject: Vivi the Sylveon Result: Took an alert stance and glared at reflection, as if ready to fight. Attempted to touch feeler to reflection, hissed at polished steel surface, and ran off.

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Subject: Aka the Zoroark Result: Checked teeth and combed through mane with claws. Minor grooming. Tested illusory disguises of other team members for accuracy and nodded at tester, satisfied.

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Subject: Kati the Gengar Result: Grinned at reflection and dived into surface of mirror, presence and "image" of subject remained even though was no longer in front of mirror, tester deemed mirror "very haunted." Subject approved and waddled off edge of mirror, vanishing completely.

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Subject: Jeanne the Corviknight. Result: Pecked at mirror curiously and with increasing force until tester deemed it necessary to remove subject from bathroom. Was cramped in there with her anyway.

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Subject: Strider the Dusk-Lycanroc Result: Visible shock and curiosity at reflection. Sniffed mirror. Growled at it briefly. Recognized it was self and started panting and wagging tail before moving on.

He's such a good boy.

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Subject: Davy the Kirlia Result: Subject already quite acquainted with the idea of his own reflection and simply looked at self briefly before adjusting hair, smiling at tester, and moving on.

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Subject: Ren the Human. Result: Looking cool as always, fam. Made fingerguns at reflection and moved on.

#pokemon #pkmn irl #unreality #pokemon irl #sylveon #zoroark #gengar #corviknight #lycanroc #dusk-lycanroc #kirlia #legit tho #depressed to hell but #I'm a fuckin snack

[mildlylesbian]

If silksong gets canceled I will personally eat every Unity higher up who had a hand in this decision.

#nes talks #silksong #unity #cw cannibalism #< just to be safe #legit tho #if it gets delayed again imma be annoyed af obviously #but if it gets cancelled #I WILL RIOT #I can live waiting a few more years for the game to be moved to another program so team cherry can avoid the costs #BUT IF IT I S CANCELLED #which i doubt it will be due to how much time and money has been put into this project already #BUT IF IT IS I WILL RIOT

[alien-insomniac-05]

Slight spoilers for The Amazing Digital Circus

I’m suprised that no one has drawn this worm on a string dude yet

#the amazing digital circus #legit tho #i haven’t seen any art of them #it might exist #worm on a string

[revenantghost]

Also just general FYI: I'm gonna keep reblogging bookclub posts but I probably won't really be interacting like I normally do--it's absolutely nothing against anyone participating, and I love how insightful and amazing everyone is. But the spoons are gone and the grief is overwhelming.

#Yadda yadda #Ah grief my constant compainion #Legit tho #I know someone suddenly not interacting how they used to can be alarming #But I just don't have the energy to be... present? #If that makes sense???

[thortwenty151]

Me, coming to tumblr.com for my morning dopamine and seeing the absolute shit show going on in the Loki fandom:

#loki spoilers #thor #loki #thor odinson #Loki Laufeyson #Loki series #mobius #legit tho #if the rumors are true and it means what everyone thinks it means #I will never stop laughing #ever #like no offense #but I’ve never experienced such a knee jerk reaction to something #and I’ve been in Star Wars fandom for 30 years #and nobody does angry content wank like Star Wars fans #but this tops all of it

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: We are not rehabs for. Broken. Men.

Hades: We are not banks for. Broke. Woman.

Demeter: We are farmers! Bam Badam Bam Bam Bam Bam!

#legit tho #hades #demeter #hera #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes

[beepartcollection]

art is not arting lately but at least i have this

#my art #beepartcollection #tf2 #team fortress 2 #elden ring au #legit tho #cause i use the blue dancer talisman. which boosts damage when you have a lower weight. this is genuinely helpful #i usually make him wear the bandit's set tho #sniper tf2

[purpleminte]

Me after a day of absolutely nothing: “ahh finally! time to relax…”

#legit tho #it do be hot tub hours #sry I don’t make the rules #on a *kicking my feet up and yawning comically loud* type beat

[catgirl-kaiju]

I am stupid and smart and cute and silly and want someone to take care of me, but resent being dependent or obedient so basically yes I am a cat

#shitpost #humor #comedy #legit tho #cat #catgirl #cat girl #neko #nekomimi

[lyxchen]

Me in the future: the winner of ESC 2023? That was Käärijä for Finland, wasn't it? Yeah his performance was so good, he deserved that win. I still listen to Cha Cha Cha, it's such a bop!!

#legit tho #i will either really forget that sweden won #or pretend that finland was the actual winner #because he deserved to win!!! #esc 2023 #käärijä #eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc

[unfortunate-ninjago0]

8 year old me DID NOT see this one coming.

#Legit tho #I remember my jaw hanging after that scene #I could not believe what just fucking happened at the time #I was like #Is Zane really gone??? No way! they can't just kill him off like that! #Que 2 hours later me being really sad because Zane is dead #At the time I didn't stick to the end of the episode where Zane comes in the Borg Tower system #So for a good while #I thought Zane was a goner lmao #Ahhhh #Good times #Good times... #ninjago #zane julien

[adultish-momma]

I love how you write yuu, you make absolute menace to society

So I’m just going to start off with: I’m so so so soooooo sorry I’m just now answering this 7 months later. I kinda fell off the face of the earth there for a very hot minute, so I’m legitimately just now seeing this.

Secondly: Thank you!! I’m glad someone enjoys their characterization! I think there are two ways you can write a character that doesn’t flinch in crazy scenarios like twst. There’s the Main Character way, which tends to be “too oblivious/dense to truly be intimidated/scared/surprised” which leads to its own kind of comedy.(Which Twst does very well *cough cough Hornington cough cough*)

And then there’s the Gen Z way, full of apathy and sarcasm and telling the reaper “finally” when it eventually shows its face. I like this way. This way leads to lines like “I long ago accepted I was most likely going to die by doing something stupid, and therefore I am not afraid of death”. So I like to write Yuu with a dash of Gen Z apathy.

I might also probably most definitely write Yuu like how I wish I could interact with the world if social anxiety would let me have a say for once but I digress.

Thirdly: Sorry for hijacking this very brief and succinct note in my inbox and turning it into a character expose, Yuu suddenly took up living space in my head again and I’m in an introspective mood tonight.

#momma speaks #rewrite au #rewrite lore #legit tho #I’m very VERY happy that someone likes my baby Rewrite Yuu #they wake up every morning #put on a Spotify Empowering niche mix #and choose CHAOS

[birdy-bird27]

Me: pffft I’m so sick of tumblr this stupid website doesn’t seem to even listen I don’t know why I even stick around

*hears about it being reduced to a skeleton crew and May have a short lifespan ahead*

WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING I LOVE YOU TUMBLR

#legit tho #I have so many gripes with the place #but the thought about it being legit shit down in like a couple years becuase of lack of maintenance makes me feel a pit in my stomach #this is my only form of socialization most days #I know it isn’t going to be gone tomorrow or anything #but still it’s a sad thing and prosbly loose touch with lots of cool people #god it’s like I’m in a fucking toxic relationship with tumblr I hate you I love you #like I don’t feel safe on any other media to be this openly queer #I mean holy shit the aphobia is RAMPANT on other site #at least here I can block it out easily

[sylverkitsune]

Random Utsushi with some FANGS because I am totally normal. Also, i realized how predatory his eye is and yeah i should have added something to this. oh well. I'm out of it today so, some other day.

#sylver's art #master utsushi #monster hunter rise #legit tho #I've had this stuck in my head for a while #feckin bite me