#like this is positive for no body. this is just regular horny. don't try and tell me this is body posi

[sergle]

when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass

#nothing else? nothing else at all #no other characteristics? hokay #girl that's not a plus sized person that's kim kardashian. i'll fucking KILL you #sergle.txt #like this is positive for no body. this is just regular horny. don't try and tell me this is body posi #like that's fine if you just wanna be horny. call it what it is and stop pretending like you're doing me a favor #draw a stomach for christ's sake

[bluekidchaos]

Kinktober day 1 - Severus Snape

this was only supposed to be a drabble... oh well

Pairing: Severus Snape x fem!reader

Prompt: Hate sex

Warnings: 18+, Dark!fic, degradation, slapping, dub-con, threat of using the imperious curse, slight praise, oral (m receiving), unprotected sex

Words: 1.8k

Can also be read on AO3!

Kinktober masterlist. Regular masterlist.

You and Severus had been rivals since school, always competing to get the best grades and trying to outdo each other in different subjects. You really hated each other, spouting mean words across the hallway and trying to sabotage the other. So it's really no wonder that when you both start as teachers at Hogwarts this hatred continued. Snape was known for favoring his own house of Slytherin so you went a bit extra hard on them while giving the other houses some slack. He would make your students late for class if he had them before you and so it went. How you ended up in his bed one night getting fucked into the mattress by him was beyond you. You had walked down to his office to yell at him for once again keeping your students overtime and making them late for your class, you don't remember the details of what you were saying but all of a sudden he had you pressed up against his desk. Making out like hormonal teenagers, one of his hands was in your hair and the other was making its way under your skirt, pretty quickly finding its way to your embarrassingly wet panties. He broke away from your mouth to trail kisses down your neck, "Merlin, you are so wet. Is this all for me, hm?" You didn't wanna give him the satisfaction of answering but he took it as him being right and chuckled against your skin. "Of course it is, why else would you have come strutting down here in this impossibly short skirt if not because you wanted this."

You threw your head back as his mouth went lower down, kissing at the top of your breasts and sucking marks into the skin. He removed his hand from where it had been cupping your pussy and started working on unbuttoning your shirt, pulling it out of the skirt and off your shoulders. Severus groaned at the sight of you in your red lace bra. The cold temperature of the dungeon air made shivers go up and down your body and your nipples hardened. His mouth came down on your left nipple and started nibbling at it over the bra, making it wet with his saliva while he was groping your other boob with his hand. "You're such a slut, walking around the castle in this skimpy outfit with lingerie under, probably just hoping to get bent over and fucked rough." Your hand snaked its way into his hair and pulled it back harshly, making his head follow as he looked up at you with that stupid fucking smirk on his face. He could tell he was getting to you. 

"Fuck you, Snape." You spat back at him and mentally scolded yourself for not coming up with a better retort, but with the way he had been working your breasts and groping you your mind was empty and you were unbelievably horny. The desk was hard and uncomfortable against your ass. He smiled up at you from his slightly crouched position before rising to his full length again making you lose your grip on his hair. "That's all you have to say for yourself?" Severus quirked his eyebrow at you and brought a hand to the back of your head. "Maybe we should put your mouth to better use then, make it do something it's actually good at." You didn't have time to get offended at his remark before he was guiding you down so you were on your knees in front of him. The humiliation of being in this position in front of Severus Snape of all people was making you wetter than you ever had been before. You hated yourself for getting turned on by this but you had to admit the idea of Snape hate fucking you was definitely something that had crossed your mind on some lonely nights before. 

Severus was undoing his belt and pants as you sat looking at him, the view of you on your knees, in just a lace bra and skirt was making him harder by the second. He grabbed his dick in one hand, pumping it twice before grabbing your hair again and pulling you closer, "Come on now, open wide and be good for me." You decided you weren't gonna give it up easy, you might have wanted this but he didn't need to know that. You looked up at him with determination and he had the audacity to roll his eyes at you. "You've been such a good little whore this whole evening, don't start being a brat now." You shook your head and he sighed at you and before you had any time to react you felt a harsh sting against your cheek. He had slapped you! That bastard actually slapped you! 

You opened your mouth to yell at him but he was faster and clearly had planned this because he shoved his cock into your mouth the second it opened. Making you gag on the unexpected intrusion. He stayed deep in your mouth for a second, making sure you wouldn't try and get rid of him. "Now, you can either suck my cock like a good girl and I'll reward you after, or I can use the imperious curse and just use you however I want. Your choice." Your eyes widened, he wouldn't actually do that would he? A very small part of you thought about his threat a bit too long and your pussy clenched at the thought of Severus using you like a fuck toy, simply there for him to empty his load into. You hated that part of yourself. 

Your hands gripped his now exposed thighs, nails biting into his skin. You hoped it would draw blood. Your tongue started to massage his heavy cock, making your choice to just do this and maybe he would fuck you after. Severus' hand tightened in your hair and his head fell backwards. "Oh, fuck. Good girl, good choice." You had started bobbing your head now, pulling all the way out, circling his tip with your tongue, and then taking him back all the way into your throat. "Make it real good and I'll fuck you til you can't remember your own name." Oh, that you had to hold him to. You put all your effort into this blow-job, taking notice of what he seemed to be into. It appeared he was into the loud messy blow-job so you put on a show for him, moaning and drooling around his cock. Gagging every time his tip hit the back of your throat. You could feel his thighs tensing and his hips started stuttering in their movements. "Fuuck, swallow it, slut. Take what I give you." You took him down your throat two more times before he spilled inside your mouth. 

Your knees ached and you knew they were gonna hurt for a week after this. Your upper body was cold from the air. Severus had pulled out and was leaning back against the desk, tucking himself back into his pants. His heavy breathing was the only sound in the room. You were still on the floor when you broke the silence. "So, are you gonna hold up your end too or are you too old to go more than one round?" You looked up at him teasingly and he grinned at you. Stretching out his hand to help you up, you grimaced as your aching legs stretched again. Maybe you were the one getting old. He pulled you to him and kissed you harshly, slapping your ass at the same time. 

In a matter of minutes, you were face down on his bed, bra and panties gone but your skirt still on. Severus was behind you, rubbing his dick against your soaking folds. When or how he got hard again you had no idea but you sure weren't complaining when he entered you. He stretched you out better than any guy you had been with before. Making you moan against the pillows and grab the sheets, fucking yourself back into him. Merlin, maybe he was right, maybe you were a whore. You could care less right now however, you could be ashamed at a later date, right now all you wanted was to come on his cock. 

He had bunched up your skirt and was using it as leverage to pull you back onto him, fucking into you with a brutal pace. His left hand had made its way to your front and was rubbing your swollen clit. Your mind was hazy with pleasure, his cock was rubbing against your walls and hitting your spot perfectly. "Aah, shit please, Severus," he bent over you, his body covering yours. "Please, Severus." He was mocking you and it only made you more turned on, your cunt clenched tighter around him and he laughed at your pathetic state. "Do you wanna come? Is that it? Want me to make you have the best orgasm of your sad, lonely, pathetic life?" He punctuated each word with a harsh thrust and a slap to your pussy. You were impossibly close to the edge but he had stopped touching your clit. "Please! Yes, make me come!" You didn't care that you were more or less screaming at him, all you cared about was finally finding that release that your body craved so badly. 

"Tell me you're my slut, tell me I'm the best you've ever had." You could tell he was close again, his hips stuttering and the thrust becoming more wild. His voice was right by your ear and you shuddered at the feeling of his warm breath on your skin. You reached a hand back, trying to grab at anything and managing to find a hold on his back. Gripping him and dragging your nails over his sweat-covered back, you raised your head so it was level with him as you whispered. "I'm your slut, only yours. Your cock is the best I've ever had, please let me come!" You're whining in his ear and he moves his hand back to your clit, rubbing it just the way you needed and you feel your whole body tense before that euphoric feeling spreads all the way from your head to your toes. Drowning you in pleasure. You think you might be screaming but you can't hear yourself over the thrumming in your ears.

Your pussy starts to clench and spasm around Severus and he comes again with a loud grunt, he continues to lazily pump in and out of you for a while. Working through your orgasms until you stop tensing around him. He slips out of you and you feel his seed mixed with your juices trickle out of you and down your thighs as he settles next to you. Surprisingly enough he pulls you with him, making you lay on your side so that he's spooning you. He waves a hand over your bodies and the mess you both made is cleaned up and the covers are now enveloping you both. His arm is slung around your waist. "That was probably long overdue, don't you think?" You couldn't help but laugh at him as you both settled in for the night, knowing this wouldn't be the last time.

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #severus snape #severus snape x reader #snape x reader #severus snape smut #professor snape

[matchadobo]

KIDD; n/sfw alphabet

warnings: afab reader, n/sfw 🔞, read at your own discretion

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- if you two are casual fuck buddies, no aftercare whatsoever. after sex, he gives a lil pillowtalk like how crazy that felt or how good your ass looks and that's it. he sees you out or he leaves first thing in the morning, oftentimes a few hours after you two finish in the middle of the night. he's cruel like that 😞

- however, if you two are together he'll be very hesitant about aftercare. don't get him wrong, he wants to take care of you! he just doesn't know how to. he'll hug you tight when you crawl into his arms, he'll get you some water and maybe spill some on himself 😭 bc of trying to hurry to you, he'll give you shoulder kisses or tummy rubs to soothe the impending numbness/pain after the deed.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- i believe it's a unanimous legislation between the eustass kidd organization that he is 100% ass man through and through

- loves your ass more than anything, he never misses on squeezing, kneading, biting, and smacking that CAKE

- your cheeks will always be red or often have handprints of his

- favorite part on his OWN is his dick obvi, mf so proud of it he'd flaunt it if he can

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- he REVERES the look of his seed dripping on your cunt, how it gapes and the cum just spills when you tighten it

- loves to cum on you and in you (if you allow it ofc)

- loves to see how his length and your cunt is coated by your interspersing cum as it penetrates in and out of you as he rams into you

D = Dirty secret/s (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- loves to masturbate to you when he's all alone he just imagines how you look during the act, especially when you're overstimulated and can't articulate anything other than how good he fills you up

- additionally, sometimes he thinks about how it'd be like when you two went at it and people are watching how he rails you. it immediately makes him go hard

- or that time where he saw you and killer in that one hot summer afternoon, clothes as thin and short as ever, sweaty and skins plush from the heat, his hair tied in a bun and so is yours, you two sat by the bar with both of your arms leaning by the counter. something in him awakened

- or that one time you suggested pegging to him and he never stopped thinking about considering it. he always took the reigns during sex, but he thought that it wouldn't be so bad to be under your command? it'd be hot. but of course, he'd have to die before he admits that

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- i believe he sleeps around here and there, hook-ups are not a regular thing since he is really driven on his journey. he's not that horny unless he sees a stranger he's genuinely attracted to. which is very rare.

- however, i also have this headcanon whispering in the back of my mind that he is NOT EXPERIENCED. i mean, he's waaaay too busy pillaging villages and terrorizing cities. plus, he has a one track mind where he aims to be the pirate king so sex never really crossed his mind. so you became his teacher in this field, teaching him new fantasies he never thought he had

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- easily reverse cowgirl,full view on that BAKERY gets him cumming immediately. seeing how your ass bounces and how it repeatedly lands on his abdomen always leaves him muttering curses of pleasure

- how you look back at him with that flushed face and lustful eyes as he plays with your cheeks, hands fixated on them as he bucks his hips upward

- he relishes on how you sometimes do all the work yourself, putting his arm behind his head as he watches you fuck yourself in his length. loving the show entirely

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- he teases, degrades, and mocks you a lot

- "whaddya say earlier? somethin' about having your way with me? who's beggin' for it now, aye?"

- "tellin' me to shut up now? i'm not the one moanin' like an animal in heat for the past hours, hm?"

- "i'll go harder if you keep glarin' at me like that."

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- BOY IS IT WILD IN THERE

- carpet does match the drapes

- he doesn't groom it, happy trail is deliciously flourishing

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- at first when you two screwed at the first night you two got together, he genuinely got romantic

- now if we know eustass kidd, romantic and he does not go well in a sentence. but starting that one night; he looked at you differently, he kissed you more than usual, he carried you more delicately despite fucking you rough, and he held your hand more

- but ofc if it was some angry-make up-sex or sorry-sex or whatever sort, he rarely becomes romantic

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- for the most part, he prefers it better when you jack him off 😏

- but back when his feelings for you were still blurry to him and he refused to accept it. no matter how much he shuts each filthy thought of you down, he couldn't suppress the fact that he finds you so fucking sexy he'd have to excuse himself to fix the tent in his pants

- he'd then go to his quarters and beat the shit outta that meat as he thinks about each and every thing he finds hot about you: like how your comebacks are even wittier and sharper, how toe to toe you are with him with each spar and those moments where your sweaty bodies are pressed together as your pants chorused with his, how you carry yourself when fighting alongside with him, or each time an article of clothing shows a vast amount of skin he often couldn't control himself like that one time you wore the shortest dress on a particular feast the crew celebrated

- the more he suppresses it, the more often he finds every little thing you do irresistible

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- into choking, biting, and hair pulling a lot

- during the afternoons where he feels quite spicy, he'd put a buttplug on you and enjoy how you twist in pleasure as you try to hold it in publicly while doing your day to day task. this bastard does not hold back when it comes to this

- he likes it when you call him captain in bed, makes his heart go crazy

- uses his ability to keep you in place as he rams into you, developing cuffs or some shit

- i also think he has breeding kink?? i mentioned in the letter c that he is

- cockwarming too, since you love cuddling so much he takes advantage of the opportunity and keeps his dick warm inside you. it's quite intimate and he always loves how he fits right in

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- his workshop, he found out how sexy it was to see you sprawled in his worktable with your ass up

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- as i've mentioned in the favorite body part, the shape of your ass really does it for him. so when you were tight bottoms whether it be skirt, shorts, or pants his eyes and hands will never leave that

- the sultry tone of your voice could also be a factor, if you feel spicy and suddenly brush your fingers on his bare chest or arms he'd instantly shift gears and pepper your neck with wet kisses

- your cheeky glances may trigger the lust in him too. the way he'd catch your eye as you studied him up and down as you wet your lips. god he'll hold your gaze for so long you'll start to take matters in your own hands and yank him to the nearest secluded place

- but overall, kidd is an easy partner. dangle a wee bit of you before him and you got him, all ready and down for it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- threesome (maybe his bestfriend has an exception on this winkhonk), i see him as a very greedy man. he would want what's his to be only his

- i feel like roleplays are also a nono, since i have a hunch that he'd be very embarrased to play a part 😭

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- receiving for sure, he always looks forward to you giving him a head. always fucking so deep in your throat and cumming inside

- but he also loves when you treat his face like a throne and he smothers his face in you, he loves how your thighs tremble and how your ass feels in his hands during the act

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- fast and rough for sure! he always leaves you breathless and loves to go hard from the start

- but the slow and sensual thing only rarely happens, when he feels particularly romantic

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- ooooh quickies are his FAVORITE. the idea of ripping your clothes off during times when you weren't supposed to have sex and the thought of maybe someon walking in on you always appease to his fantasies

- when you two exchange that knowing glance and either one of you makes the first move and heads to a secluded place then you two'll start going at it mercilessly

- it happens A LOT

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- i have a feeling that this is a yes as long as he can rail you, sigh this man is easy like that

- in terms of experimenting, there is sometimes a foreboding feeling to him that you'll mention pegging 😭 but any other risks like fucking publicly or unprotected sex (w/ ur consent ofc) that kinda stuff he's always down

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- could go from evening upto sunrise, this man is so wild for you

- would often tease you at how you get so overstimulated quickly because boy he's just getting started

- "damn shorty already? i gotta train you to go on for longer than that."

- eventually, you were able to go on par with him from the amount of times he becomes horny

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- as mention in the letter k, he likes using a buttplug on you. it's just pure ecstacy for him when he sees you squirm at just a flick of his finger

- other than that, i think kidd will allow it if you want to but he prefers to use his own arsenal and not any outside factors. he gets off better when he gets you off on his own rather than use toys

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- he always rubs his length between your sopping folds, always watching how you bite your lip impatiently and grip the sheets so angrily

- sometimes when you want him to go harder or faster, he does the complete opposite and watch how you almost beg him to do what you ask him to. he enjoys how you claw at his chest from the sudden stop

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- i believe he growls a lot, a rough grunter but doesn't actually scream a lot. mostly guttural

- unless he reaches his climax, he'd have no shame moaning so loud. he's having good ass pussy why would he be quiet about it? is his philosophy

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- each time the first stretch come in, he always pushes himself so deep inside and makes sure to touch the tip of your cervix as he watches how crazy it drives you (if u read 'the captain's madam' then ykyk 😉)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- REALISTICALLY SPEAKING i believe he has a solid 8" length and the girth has a 2"-3" diameter

- curves to the left

- has two prominent veins on either side

- no loose tips here! has a really pink head. it's so cute you always kiss it and each time you do, it twitches and he grows a lil shy

- a shower ofc

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- so very high you often couldn't keep up

- he always wants to go at it at full force

- a very dtf person, when you're horny even if he is in the middle of something he'll immediately be on the same page as you

- he'd always be the one to initiate tho

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- i don't think he really falls asleep immediately, he just acts like it and often avoid you in the earlier times

- but he changed now and would always entertain your pillowtalks especially when you two talk about your dreams together

- this is a secret, well atleast he thought you wouldn't notice, but he waits for you to sleep before he does bc he knows how loud he snores and how likely it'd cause you trouble when you try to sleep 🥺

#anime #manga #one piece #eustass kidd #cha writes #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #eustass kid #eustass x reader #eustass kidd headcanons #eustass kid headcanons #eustass kid x y/n #eustass kidd x reader #eustass kid x reader #eustasscaptainkid #eustass captain kidd #one piece kidd #one piece kid #one piece smut #one piece scenarios #one piece x you #one piece x female reader #one piece x y/n #one piece scenario

[erinfern0]

eddie munson — nsfw headcanons (part 1).

eddie who makes the silliest nicknames for you in bed. yeah, calling you love, baby or sweetheart is great but there's nothing better than bats/batsy, lovebug, champ, ect. most of them involve your private inside jokes he throws around all the time. will tease you about them too. definitely uses them later on in regular conversations, loving the way you shy away for seemingly no reason.

“ain't that right, lovebug?” he asks with a smirk, and a clear image of him appears in your mind. you blush as you close your eyes, trying to get rid of the lustful picture of his bangs covered in sweat, bouncing in front of your face as he bites his necklace, trying to be a little quieter while his hips roll against yours in an agonizingly slow pace, teasing you. “come on, just one more, lovebug.” falls from his lips as he smirks like he does now — right in front of oh-so-innocent steve, who's got no idea why you're so warm and shy all of a sudden.

eddie who needs to be in such a good mood to let out any other noise than tiny grunts and gasps. whenever he feels more like it, he becomes the most whimpery and whiny boyfriend ever, with messed-up speech as he reaches his high. most of the time he uses a myriad of fuckfuckfucks and shitshitshits.

eddie who hates routine. always tries to make everything more entertaining for both of you. you'll find him researching new scenarios for you to try, just lying on the couch with a magazine in his hand, looking through lewd pictures and articles.

"what about this one, hun?" he pointed at one of the pictures, spread over the pages among other ones. the way he so nonchalantly talked about it made you giggle, messing with his hair. "as cool as it looks, don't think i can bend like that. I'm no athlete, munson." you admit and point at another one. "this one's easier." he follows your finger and gasps boyishly. "fuuuuck, this one's even better."

eddie who doesn't really buy sex toys, mostly invents them. loves turning daily-use objects into plugs, dildos, and gags. makes sure everything is clean and safe to use, but the mere idea of using them gets him so turned on. shares those little secrets with you.

eddie who is a massive switch. at the beginning, he'll lean more toward being dominant as it puts him in a less vulnerable position, but later on, he finds comfort in being left at your mercy.

eddie who has his hands on you 24/7. again — he can't help it. loves tracing your skin, marks, or scars all the time, especially when he's stressed out. his hands always find your body to fidget with. sometimes it's just your hair, but next time it's your nipples. he's not even aware he's doing it.

you were just hanging out in the trailer, lying in his bed with textbooks and notes written in his messy handwriting all over them. you weren't sure when his hand slipped under your shirt, but you didn't mind. ''i-it's fine, eds. you'll be fine." you whispered against his hair, nuzzling your face into it. you tried so bad to hold back a whimper that tried to escape your mouth. “it's just a test, you studied so hard, you'll do great.” you cooed into his ear as his fingers mindlessly rubbed your hardened nipple. “uh-huh.” he huffed, with a numb stare focused on the wall before him. his fingers tugged on the bud, pinching it slightly while he was still zoned out. “munson!” your whole body shivered, thighs shuddering as you squeaked. “and what are you on?” he asked, this time looking at you. you heard him chuckle deeply as he soothed your nipple with his fingers. “oh, sorry. got distracted, didn't i?”

eddie who loves the service top and power bottom dynamic, he melts right into it naturally. he doesn't mind his position in this scenario at all, and will gladly switch between the two from time to time.

eddie who smokes before bed, lying next to you with the joint in his fingers as his other hand reaches under the covers. he knows he gets too fogged up and horny, but he just can't help it :(( it's way too tempting.

eddie who has that condescending tone that drives you absolutely crazy. loves to tease you with it, especially while edging you to your limits. he just adores the power he has over you whenever he uses it.

masterlist | request info

#eddie munson #eddie stranger things #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson x you #stranger things #st season 4 #riri writes

[doberbutts]

Tomorrow I talk to my doctor about top surgery and starting the process for scheduling, as well as my regular T checkin, and it's Pride so here's a list of things 8 months in:

Recently I have been Noticing The Fuzz quite a lot- my arms my legs my stomach my ass. Nothing on my chest and patchy on my face still. Can't grow hair on my cheeks but sure can between em 🙄 every once in a while I feel a tickle and look down and oh. That's MY hair.

Last actual cycle was in March, and even that was a piddley sad spotting that didn't even need a pad. Ideal really.

I have. Gained a lot of weight 😅 I'm more okay with it than I was but I do grumble still about the fat padding around my hips. I think it makes me look solid and blocky and I'm loving it.

I've also gained a lot of muscle. Without going to the gym, just doing my everyday stuff, I've gained a lot of arms and shoulders and back muscle on top of the belly fat. Lifting heavy things is way easier. And my joints and bones don't ache as much anymore.

My first fainting episode since I started T happened a couple weeks ago while I was positioning a dog on the xray table- he's long and low and uncooperative and I was bent double trying to wrangle him while the doctor was doing her thing when suddenly my body went 🤷‍♂️ floor time 🤷‍♂️ and I only stayed upright because I was able to sag into a chair while keeping my position. One in 8 months is a new record for me, but a good reminder that "better" isn't "cured". But also good to know that I have to ignore pretty much every rule my body has enforced the ladt three decades before it decides to punish me for my hubris.

Surprisingly this month the constant horniness sort of wore off. Whereas before it was "if I don't orgasm at minimum twice per day I Will Die", now it's "huh, that'd be nice right now". The constant hunger is starting to abate too, it's "food is delicious and hits pleasure centers in my brain" instead of "I AM STARVING FEED ME PLEASE".

Oh god The Stankening. It's hot now and I take Phoebe for a daily walk and by the time I get home 😱😱😱 it's bad. I sweat a lot more than I used to so I've got it under control for my mostly sedate job but definitely not when adding exercise.

I was afraid I'd lose my heat tolerance because initially I was getting a lot of hot flashes but if anything I'm still fine in the heat AND I'm more hardy in the cold. Take that, metabolism.

Historically I've always fit a men's medium and I might actually be toeing the line to a large now. Not because of my stomach but because of my arms and shoulders. My scrubs are pretty restrictive across the shoulderblades. At 30 I didn't really expect my shoulders to widen but they sure did. My arms, too, are beginning to chafe at the sleeves, too bulky for the tighter sleeve cuff I'm used to wearing. I don't really want to re-buy my wardrobe *again* but I may have to.

Stamina continues to be noticably higher than it used to be. I can be outside gardening and weeding and tending my lawn all day and nothing will happen except that I will be incredibly stinky and my back somewhat sore.

Still about 80/20 passing vs not. Significant improvement if that person has never met me prior to this point in my transition. Still called "lady" and "she" and "woman" to my face at the front desk by returning clients or folks on the phone. It's not deliberate but it is annoying.

My cholesterol is fine but my blood pressure did raise from its usual- benefit is that it makes me feel better than ever but drawback is that it's something to keep an eye on with my history of heart problems.

Voice still cracks and bounces around everywhere but I do like my singing voice now when I can get it to cooperate.

Way more in control of my emotions.

Also way more attention on various dating apps. Where were all these guys in my dms before??? Not a day goes by that I don't have several new "hey cutie"s sliding up into my dms. Hello??? Sir??? I know I'm hot now but god damn.

[h-c-u]

A different type of exercise

Summary: You do your best to convince Slider to come back to bed, but he wants to finish a set before that... 

Pairing: Ron "Slider" Kerner x fem!reader 

W/C: 1.6k

Rating: +18, size difference, daddy kink

TWs: none

A/N: Porn without plot. Also - don't distract someone lifting weights in real life, it's dangerous af. But beside that - enjoy! 

Masterlist | List of tags

You didn't exactly know why your wonderful boyfriend liked to exercise in the middle of the night, and it's not like you were totally against it. What you really hated was waking up and not having him in bed with you...

And this time you woke up already horny and soaked... You didn't remember what you were dreaming about but it must have been amazing, because the feeling didn't want to go away, not allowing you to go back to sleep. And you definitely didn't want to take care of that yourself, when Ron was just in another room.

With a heavy sigh, you got out of bed and went to your home gym wearing only one of his old t-shirts.

He was currently getting ready to lay on the bench and start lifting, with his hands wrapped in tape and everything else prepared.

- Ronnie...? - you said, grabbing his attention, but not enough for him to stop. - Come to bed, I need you... - you knew that just by your tone he could tell that you weren't joking.

- One last set, doll, and I'll be there, I promise... - he replied, finding the right position, wrapping his hands around the bar, and lifting it in the air.

- You don't understand... I need you now... - your voice was low and full of that primal need, but he still assumed that you'll be able to manage 10 more minutes. He was wrong.

Seeing his muscles tense, his whole body working intensely on lowering and lifting the weights just did something to you... On a regular day you could watch his impressive physique for hours, no matter what he was doing, but now... Now watching wasn’t enough, so you slowly came closer to him and stood over the bench, giving him one last chance to stop, but he didn't... So you took matters into your own hands.

- Y/n... - he warned you when you lowered the band of his shorts and got closer to his exposed penis. You always had trouble with fitting his whole cock into your mouth, and you honestly tried to work on your gag reflex, but he was just... so big. Fortunately, you just needed him hard, not even caring how your actions affected him now. - Ffffffuck.... - he said, still trying to finish the set, but he was slowly losing count, with his dick quickly filling up in your warm, soft mouth. Not even half a minute later, you straddled him and with your hand, guided him inside you; he didn't even have time to react properly. Next to extreme pleasure, he felt that he was in real danger of getting stuck under the weights because you were distracting him so much.

So while you were slowly sinking down, taking him deeper and deeper, he finally lifted the bar one last time and rested it on the handles, just as your pussy swallowed him whole.

- Needy little thing... Couldn't even wait 10 minutes... Do you want daddy so bad...? - you eagerly nodded, enjoying the burning stretch without moving just yet, but you knew you wouldn't be able to stay still much longer. - Awww... Poor thing... Daddy's sorry he wasn't there to take care of you when you woke up. - he rose on the bench, changing the angle, which drew a long, deep moan from your mouth. He immediately drank it directly from a source, kissing you with a passion that took your breath away. - And you're taking me so well... Such a good little girl... - he smiled between the kisses and started taking off the shirt you were wearing; he wanted to see the bulge in your stomach and how it will move when you were ready to continue, which didn't take long.

You had to stand on your toes, just to rise enough to get half of him out of you, but you were determined to make it work, so instead of actually getting up, you started grinding against his body, trying your best to stimulate your clit. The sounds you were making were lewd, and he loved every single one of them... You could feel your juices making his pubic hair wet, somehow making them rougher, and the pleasant scratch only added to the stimulation, but even that wasn't enough... Your calves were twitching and spasming, ready to give up. You knew what you had to do...

- Daddy... - you were a mess... Your body was covered in sweat, your hair sticking to your forehead, and you were already out of breath.

- Yes princess...? - he asked with a cheeky smile as if what you were doing wasn't affecting him at all.

- Please... - your voice cracked from desperation and you rested your head on his shoulder because you just... weren't strong enough.

- Please what, princess...? - you huffed in frustration and bit him. Not hard enough to leave a mark, but he definitely felt it, because he chuckled. He knew that you had trouble regulating your reactions when you were so desperately helpless, and he wouldn't mind even if you drew blood, because he loved being marked by you. - Use your words. - he requested in a soft tone, but you knew that if you didn't ask, he would inform you in that same soft tone dipped in honey that good girls ask for things nicely, and if you couldn't do that, it meant you didn't really want it... And that would be the end of the night... And that was something you just couldn't deal with.

- Daddy... Please fuck me... Make me cum and fill me up... - you said, suddenly embarrassed by your actions and words, hiding your face in the nook of his neck.

- Since you asked so nicely... - he teased, but his strong hands found their way under your ass and squeezed your cheeks hard; you knew well what that meant and you lifted your feet from the floor and crossed your ankles behind him. He shifted once more, moving his forearms under your thighs, giving himself more leverage to actually start moving your body, and then he slowly lifted you in the air, so only his tip stayed inside you, and you almost cried at the sudden emptiness, but you didn't have time to even think about complaining because he let the gravity work with him, and you literally fell onto his whole length. And then again... And again... He was using your body as a toy, and you were more than happy to let him because he was making you feel so good... He was dragging the tip against your g spot with every move, whispering sweet praises directly into your ear... How good you felt around him, how he loved that your tiny body was taking him without a hitch, how perfect your moans were, and how you should moan even louder...

And even through all the praises and compliments, you could hear the obscene sounds your pussy was making every time he entered, and even though you two did much kinkier things in the past, it made you blush because it was a clear sign how strongly Slider could affect your body. And with every move he was getting you closer and closer to the peak, but when you were almost there...

- Hold on, princess... just one minute longer... So we can cum together and your tight walls can milk me even harder. Ok...? - he asked, but you knew it wasn't a request, and something in you broke when he looked at you. You were so close, even stronger breath could push you over the edge, and yet he was intent on keeping you there for just a little longer. You nodded, tears of frustration and desperation streaming down your face, while he was still moving your body. You bit your lip so hard that you drew blood, trying your best not to cum. It was hard and he knew exactly what he was doing, especially when he moved one hand to your lower abdomen and pressed on it hard at the same time as he said. - Now you can cum... - as soon as the words left his mouth, the tightly woven cord in your core unraveled and you slumped against Ron's torso, so checked out, that you didn't even realize what exactly happened when you came.

It took you a few minutes to come back to consciousness...

Slider's arm was still tightly wrapped around your waist, while his second hand was gently playing with your hair... He was still panting, and so were you, but you also realized something else... Everything was... wet. And not from sweat...

- I've made a mess, didn't I...? - you asked quietly, your cheeks on fire.

- A beautiful mess, princess... I just wish I could have drank it all straight from a source. - he grinned, a plan already forming in his head. It's not like it was the first time you squirted, but it wasn't happening often, so it was always a pleasant surprise. He pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead. - You were perfect... - small praise, but it made you grin like an idiot.

- Carry me to bed...? - you requested quietly, wrapping your arms around his neck, and he started to stand up, a change of position making his cock fall out of you, and with it, you could feel sticky cum sliding down your thigh.

- Quick shower first... - he pressed another gentle kiss, this time to your temple and you couldn't help but smile. 

A/N 2: Please don't feel obligated/pressured to reblog, because I write mostly for myself. But I would really appreciated if you commented :) Love, G.

#my writing #Ron Kerner Fanfiction #Ron Slider Kerner Fanfiction #Slider Fanfiction #Top Gun fanfiction #Top Gun Smut #Ron Kerner x reader #Ron Slider Kerner x reader #Slider x reader #Ron Kerner smut #Ron Slider Kerner smut #Slider smut #🧰 #🎤 #💋 #🎀 #📏 #🔥

[shslpunkartist99]

So I tried to double-check on your curiouscat to see if you made any mentions of a bet there but I think I'll need to do this on my laptop when I get home because freaking heck CC keeps lagging on phone whenever I scroll a bit too far down before it just eventually gives up and crashes. All I can really say for certain here is that I'm certain you made a mention of this back on CC. Even then I'd take my words with a grain of salt cuz my memories aren't exactly the best ksaasjkasjk

But even if you hadn't made any about how it went down between Symbol Keith and Oreo exactly, I'd say go with that! I honestly really like the thought of that being the way how Keith keeps his kids. Plus, with what you said about Symbol Oreo so far, it'd make sense he'd test Keith like that!

That being said, I have to admit that it'd feel somewhat weird if Symbol Keith didn't go through the stages of the pregnancy. I can understand making it so that the labor part would be quick and painless for him (at least that's what I presume you meant you mentioned his pregnancy would be quick and painless in that other reply there) but that?

I mean, nothing wrong with that at all! I'm just trying to figure out, like, HOW that would even go. Just trying to think about it gives me this cursed image of Keith going through a rapid growth pregnancy thing or whatever that weird shit is called jkasasjk if you dunno what I'm talking about, think of those weird rule 34 fanarts/animations of characters from various fandoms where the characters in question go through a very quick pregnancy. Might not seem like much but often those artworks/animations tend to exaggerate stuff and make it look rather weird and asjkaska yeah nvm you get what I mean here ajkssajk

You know what? Can we make it so that Symbol Keith did go through the normal stages of pregnancy and that it was a relatively easy one aside from the occasional preggo side-effects that most preggo folks go through (i.e. weird food cravings, occasional morning sickness, random bounds of sudden horniness, etc etc etc) while not having to go through the painful part of labor? He'll still go through labor, I mean, it's just that the actual delivery part will be relatively quick and painless for him. I'd also like to say that wouldn't feel the more painful than usual cramps that usually happen whenever the body is preparing to go into labor soon, but I feel that could potentially backfire and result in him not realizing he's about to go into labor soon until it's a bit too late for him to be safely moved elsewhere. I dunno about you but I think Keith would prefer to not accidentally give birth anywhere that isn't 1) private and 2) a place where he feels safe and comfortable in.

It was definitely talked about before, for sure. I just don't remember how detailed I went into it. Definitely the bet, cuz Oreo wouldn't want a Trump Card (which is one of the most dangerous positions to be in, despite having more power than the average citizen) to have children if they weren't ready

Magic be strong too. Maybe Keith DID go thru a regular pregnancy, but he wasn't able to do his job or be part of a lot of games, as it was important for him to stay healthy. Maybe Oreo gave him 1 or 2 bodyguards that'd protect him at all times (though it might be annoying for him cuz they just stand there otherwise)

#Symbol au #Keith

[rjshepherd]

Ansem SOD NSFW Alphabet

i do so love kh1 ansems design and voice ~

nsfw under the cut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Oh he's SO sleepy, SO SO SLEEPY. Man just wants to power nap, voted most likely to fall asleep inside his partner/most likely to fall asleep with someone inside him . hes practically dozing off as he finishes to be perfectly honest. He's not so bad if youre just making out or jerking off,but I wouldn't put it past him to forgo cleaning up because he's too drowsy. If you don't wanna sleep in the wet spot you'd better come prepared or be strong enough to force him up to get clean and dry.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I don't know if I would call Ansem vain or narcissistic but he is certainly proud of his looks. Coming from master Xehanort i think part of him appreciates having youthful features like riku and terra, unlike xemnas who is very uncomfortable seeing terra in himself. I don't think he necessarily thinks of himself as attractive to others but more of himself putting the work in, exercising and so on to look the way he does. On himself he likes his chest, how tone he is etc.. on a partner i don't think he has anything particular in mind but he likes athletic builds. Again coming from Xehanort, he likes things that were considered traditionally attractive decades ago; long hair and wasp waists for women, clean shaven men in suits with modern fit jackets etc. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

So because he's a Heartless I find it hard to imagine he is capable of reproduction, meaning it doesn't really matter where he does it. However i also canon that heartless cum is black, like darkness and a lot colder than the normal stuff. Because of that he prefers to keep it off of his partner. It's not out of virtue, more manipulation because if he upsets you, he won't get what he wants. He considers body fluids pretty vulgar in general so he wouldn't want his partner to cum in/on him either. 

He doesn't seem to have a problem with blood mind you. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I headcanon xehanort as being an oriented ace guy. Ansem didnt really do the whole sex and romance thing until he possessed riku and got a terrible case of teenage hormones. Since then he's been the “why is everyone so hot” to xemnas “global warming”. He's a little confused why he's still getting random bouts of horny and teenage angst even after 2 years of being free of riku’s heart but at this stage he’s too embarrassed to ask. 

He's not submissive by any stretch of the imagination, nor does he bottom regularly. However there is one thing he would really like to try some day and that's forced orgasms. He's tried it by himself but lacks the restraint to follow through, leading to a couple of ruined orgasms that mean he's reluctant to try it alone again. He’s yet to meet someone he trusts enough to let them do it but hey, never say never. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

All the norts are hot, they look like the fuck on the regular and even if you were privvy to what goes on behind ansems bedroom doors, youd be forgive for thinking he was an expert . the truth is you're likely his first partner, so as far as experience goes it's practically nil. That's not to say he doesn't know what he's doing ( for the most part) , it's just that he lacks practical application of his skills. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

For giving he likes the eagle, he thinks it's cute to see his partner wiggle in his lap, hold their legs so they can't kick him etc For receiving he likes the lotus, however rare it is he feels like being the recipient. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's not goofy or humorous but he can be kinda feral. He has this toothy grin you’ll be familiar with if you've played kh1. He's being deadly serious when he's quipping about darkness post nut but whether or not you find him funny is entirely up to you

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His body hair is a little darker and less pigmented than that on top. He's not really groomed as such but he does have a happy trail that he keeps somewhat trim as it's visible above his belt. He doesn't really care for hair on others but at least he's not the kind of asshole to make you feel bad about it. He keeps his opinions to himself.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ansem is a little clueless about the whole emotional intimacy thing. I imagine if, once educated on how, you asked him for some affection he’d have no trouble with it. The problem is he’s been so love starved for his entire existence he has not one singular clue how to emotionally connect with people. The only experience he has comes from xehanort, who has 1 friend he murdered, Terra who is frothing at the mouth angry with him and riku, who traded his friends for power ( and then spent the rest of his youth regretting it) . So as you can see he doesn't exactly have the foundation for emotional intelligence. Hes always feeling just a little vulnerable after sex so dont be surprised if he wont let you go for a while after.

Tldr he will spoon with you but dont expect any soothing words beyond a “there there” and he is occasionally a little clingy after sex

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's spent years alone  in that castle in hollow bastion, i wouldn't be surprised if he wanked on the daily out of sheer boredom and frustration. He's not the kind of person who needs candles and fanfare, I don't even think he enjoys it all that much. He just wants to feel something good for a while and eventually it becomes routine. You know the whole joke about wank-o’clock and all.  

I think mutual masturbation with a partner would be a lot more fun for him though. Maybe trying to get eachother off as quickly as possible like a contest. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Well he definitely has a control kink. All that shouting about wanting people to submit isn't just for shits and giggles. He seems like he’d be into brainwashing/controlling but only on his partner. He likes orgasm control for both of you but doesn't always have the patience to allow you your fun. He’d never tell anyone but he enjoys it when you pull his hair. Coming off that whole control thing I think he'd be into BDSM, he's definitely a dom but i can see him wanting to bottom every once in a while. Use his body and access to pleasure to control his partner. He doesn't give me the vibes of outright sadism but he definitely likes restraints, master servant stuff and maybe collars? Don't even get me started on body worship.

Like I said above he does enjoy having his hair pulled so maybe he's a little on the masochistic side. I can see him enjoying wax play or maybe those roller things with the acupressure spikes on them. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Well it's gotta be the realm of darkness doesn't it? A world he can control and manipulate to his whims. A bed one minute and a writhing mass of dark tendrils the next.  I think aside from that he likes fucking in random spots in his castle. Hes got the entire place to himself, why shouldnt you fuck in the library every now and then?

I think he would like to like to do it in Xemnas’ castle, just as a little fuck you to his nobody. 

Other than that, a sofa? He likes to keep his own bed for sleeping

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly it doesn't take much to get him going. He's not much for foreplay but he is quite handsy when he's in the mood. I think he appreciates sparing as foreplay and he definitely enjoys weaker partners struggling against him. Getting his blood pumping with a fight or a hunt or something definitely brings out his slightly feral side. Dont be surprised if you have an argument with him that devolves into a hate fuck or something. 

I think if he had a partner bigger than him he’d like being grabbed around the waist. He appreciates power and someone being able to manhandle him would probably be insanely attractive to him. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't think he enjoys dressing up or roleplaying. He's plenty interesting enough as is thanks. I also think childish personalities, immature people are a real turn off to him. You can have your interests, but if it's kiddy stuff you should keep it separate from him. He’s got a strong aversion to hoods or gags, he wants to be able to speak and to hear his partner. Absolutely no choking, he doesn't trust himself or you, no matter anyones experience. 

I know I said he likes bdsm but he's not THAT into discipline. If youre going to be a bratty little fuck then go bother someone else. He has better things to do with his time than re-educate someone who can't behave long enough to get you both off.

Not a no but he wont do anything with anyone without some sort of safeword or traffic light system in place beforehand. Even just  vanilla sex, he want to know if he takes a fancy to do something you both know the signal to stop. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Definite preference in receiving oral to giving it. Likes to tread his hands in his partners hair and use them as he pleases. That's not to say he's not decent at giving but he doesn't usually do it out of the kindness of his heart. More likely he's using it for edging or a warm up for something he wants to do. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's squarely in the middle but he can go up and down depending on what he's doing. Feral mood has him bucking back to meet your thrusts , clawing at the sheets for purchase to go faster, harder. If hes feeling like torturing you he has no problem slowing to a snails pace, for a little while at least. He has a preference for rough and dirty when receiving and taking things in stages when giving. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

A solid meh. Hand out firmly flat. He likes you to be rough and fast when he’s on the receiving end but he's still going to draw things out for a few hours if he can. He’ll take a quickie if there is literally no other choice but he’d really prefer to spend at least SOME time on things. He's so damn bored in that big ass castle all alone, what's the sense in rushing things?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Yeah he takes a scientific view to experimentation. Try anything once . just make sure you write down the results otherwise its just fucking around (badumtss) i dont know if it counts as a risk but he doesnt use condoms often. They just aren't to hand in his castle and he doesn't want to have to run to the pharmacy every damn time he's in the mood. He seems to think because he can't get anyone pregnant there's no point but clearly he was out sick the day they covered STD’s in hollow bastion health class. Again this is mostly a laziness issue and not one of pride ; he’ll use them if you give them to him he just cant be bothered off his own bat. A little inconsiderate to say the least but at least he always has lube on hand. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

So it's less of a stamina issue and more of a  “i am so tired all the time i will literally fall asleep on the spot when i am the slightest bit relaxed” issue. If you manage to keep him up he has a quick comeback period and could go a few rounds, but he is naturally inclined to just fall asleep straight afterwards. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yeah he has a few, unlike the other norts. A few prostate toys, some dildos and fleshlights. Most of them are made of darkness so he can control them without touch. He pretty much exclusively uses toys on himself and not his partners. He could, if pressed but he prefers to use his hands to get you off.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

As a rule, yes he is a terrible tease. He gets such a power trip from holding your ability to orgasm over you. Absolutely cannot take it when the tables are turned however; refuses to beg or do as you ask no matter how desperate he is.seeing him crack is a massive victory, and if you wanted help getting there maybe you should use some of his toys on him. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Fuck me is this man loud. He has ZERO concept of volume control and will shout himself hoarse with little thought for whos eardrums he bursts. At the start he does a lot of talking, trying to whisper and failing miserably. Part way through he starts to swear. Lots of oh fuck laced with demands to speed up or slow down or whatever hes feeling. If he's receiving he's clearly in some kinda mood to let himself go so it will eventually devolve into just pleasurable noises at a decidedly unpleasurable volume. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ansem has naturally 3C type hair but has had it straight permed for years. It also seemed to change a little when he possessed riku, needing less maintenance to maintain the straight.

Post kh4/ redemption au he has got some serious depression. DEFINITELY made worse by seasonal depression. Despite his aversion to the light he needs to be out in the sun to help his mood.

Quite fond of yoga. Uses flexibility for many things. 

Is quite good at gardening despite everything. It's less a caring nature, more being good at routine, observation of what plants need more attention and so on. It's his methodical side and it's good it gives him something to focus on. Unfortunately it's another reason he's so depressed in winter: he can't get out into his garden for some tlc.

I dont usually do sexuality hc’s but this man is a bisexual disaster. He caught that from being around Riku, who is also a bi disaster but in a different way. Ansem is a house on fire and riku is a trainwreck if you follow my insane logic. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Being made of darkness and able to change his form you think he’d make himself huge. While it's true he was pretty hung in his world of chaos form, naturally he's pretty average. More of a grower than a shower and is a LITTLE insecure that Xemnas is bigger than him. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

So I cannon him as ace leaning so you he doesnt yearn for another so much. He does have a fairly high libido but if his partner isn't around he’s quite happy to take care of things on his own. He's not Aro tho so although he might not CRAVE your touch, he is desperate for your affection. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

See A for answers here. He's so drowsy. Absolutely falls asleep with his dick inside you. Has forgotten to take toys out of himself before knocking out, rolled over in his sleep and turned it back on then startled away when his ass started buzzing. Not the worst way to wake up but he doesn't always have time in the mornings to take care of the hardon he’s given himself. 

#ansem #ansem seeker of darkness #ansem sod #ansem headcanons #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts headcanons #my stuff #my headcanons

[demon-tdick]

I'm Oliver/Oli, a 32 year old trans enby fag puppy (he/they/pup/it) with a penchant for trying to be arty when I'm really just goddamn horny. I'm neurodivergent, disabled, a wheelchair user, chronically ill & chronically in pain. MINORS DNI/DNF THIS BLOG.

I'm a lover of all things & people on the wierder side of life, T4T relationships of all kinds, & being unsettling & generally strange. My orientation is broadly 'queer' but I generally like masculinity as a very wobbly and flexible rule. Plenty of women I'd let peg me, too. But I tend to appreciate male and masculine vibes more, if you get me? IDK describing my attraction is Difficult. Basically it's a free for all here. Just DO NOT reblog anythign I post to MEN DNI blogs. I am securely trans masc. Do NOT misgender me.

My likes, soft limits & my hard limits can be found under the read more. I would suggest you read it before you follow me! I only tag CNC/CDC, everything else is probably untagged.

If you want my Discord or Snapchat or whatever please just ask!

•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•

Alignments & Titles:

Dom [----✨️----] sub

Top [---✨️-----] bottom

Titles I enjoy as a Dom: Angel, Divinity, Deity, Divine, variations upon that theme; (Key-)Keeper; Master; Prince; Sir; Alpha.

Titles I enjoy as a sub: (dumb) pup, puppy, dog, variations upon that theme; prince, princeling, lordling, variations upon that theme; (good/bad/dumb) boy; probably more I haven't had chance to experience yet.

•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•

YES ✨️Overstimulation, forced orgasms, forced ruined orgasms. ✨️Orgasm control, orgasm delay, orgasm denial, edging. ✨️Chastity play. ✨️Rough sex generally, anal or vaginal or otherwise. ✨️Impact play, especially hand spanking and paddles or floggers. ✨️Size kink, especially when linked to… ✨️Monster fucking. Big monsters, small monsters, you name it. Anything except bugs. Especially tentacles, beasts who pass the Harkness test, divine beings and demons. ✨️Werebeasts especialy werewolves. ✨️Puppy play, as a keeper, an Alpha pup or a regular pup. ✨️Roleplay during sex, assuming different personalities, wearing costumes, etc. Especially royalty and divinity play but inclusive of many other scenarios especially high fantasy and omegaverse ones. ✨️Switching roles or positions. ✨️Body worship, boot worship, genital and ass worship. ✨️Corruption/faux innocence and purity play. ✨️CNC, CDC. (ALWAYS TAGGED FOR BLACKLISTS) ✨️Non-penetrative sex such as intercrural sex. ✨️Crying in the context of being overwhelmed with emotion or stimulation. ✨️Begging, humiliation, degradation. ✨️Food play, but not so much feeder/feedee, more like eating food off a person etc. ✨️Cuckolding and cuckqueaning. ✨️Electrical stimulation. ✨️Leather, latex, other fetish wear. Big boots especially. ✨️Power play and exchange. ✨️Primal play, Predator/prey. ✨️Daddy Dom play BUT ALWAYS a Sugar Daddy/Mommy thing, not an ageplay thing. I do not do ageplay myself and would rather not interact with ageplayers. ✨️Clothed/naked sex. ✨️Exhibitionism/voyeurism. ✨️Certain clothing fetishism, including gloves, lingerie, stockings/tights and big heavy boots. (Sometimes all at once, gasp!)

•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•

Soft Limits: ✨️Feet and associated fetishism not already covered. Not for me, I prefer my feet in boots or stockings, haha. Would consider for the 'right' person but it's not my 'thing'. ✨️Swallowing urine or blood. ✨️Breeding/associated fetishism. ✨️Forced gender play. ✨️Fisting.

•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•

Hard Limits/No Thanks: ✨️Extremely large insertions/cervix/bowel penetration. ✨️Unnecessary bullying and cruelty. I am a Soft person and a Service top at heart - I don't vibe well with hardcore humiliation and degradation myself personally; I'd rather make you cum than make you upset. ✨️Vomit/Scat. ✨️Sexualised Agegre or ageplay in general, but especially Infant ageplay and ABDL. ✨️Detransition content of any description, even when voluntary but especially when forced. ✨Using the wrong gendered terms and pronouns intentionally. ✨️Piercings and tattoos and anything else permanent. ✨️Eyes and anything to do with them.

#pinned

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Positive Examples: Hades 2 (and Hades)

A little unusual positive post here, to signal that while realistic armor on women is always welcome, there are more ways to give female characters decent representation.

We're trusting our regular readers to infer from the Saturday post that we don't consider depiction of female characters in Hades games, no matter how stylized and impractical their costumes (or lack of thereof), among regular negative BABD material. And that's because of a couple simple reasons.

The game as a whole is quite stylized and maximalistic in terms of character and costume design. Strict realism (aside from really good grasp on anatomy) is not what we're expecting from images of those larger than life deities and demigods who express their domains via extravagant appearance.

Not all of the characters, regardless of gender, are engaged in direct combat. The dudebro-made false equivalence between Eve from Stellar Blade and Aphrodite in Hades 2 was especially baffling, considering there's actual female protagonist in the latter, Melinoë. But of course it's harder to pretend outrage over the princess of Underworld fighting in a short dress than a love goddess handling you buffs while naked when you're trying to make a vacuum-sealed suit and high heels on a futuristic soldier look reasonable.

Most importantly, Hades provides equal opportunity fanservice and it seems like sequel will keep delivering on that. The first game's memetic legacy is how popular it is among the bisexual and pansexual gamers, considering basically every character provides eye candy for somebody's preference, and, depending on the way player leads him, Zagreus can finish the story while in a happy polyamorous relationship with a man and a woman (going platonic all around is also allowed).

Here's a selection of male Hades & Hades 2 characters, often with their tits pecs out and generally glad to present as very approachable for people who are into men:

Shoutout for Hephaestus delivering myth-accurate disability rep AND having a big belly, which fans are already very happy about (the issue of somewhat lacking body diversity was brought up since the first game).

And of course there's primordial god, Chaos, who encompasses all and none genders and uses they/them pronouns:

So yeah, we're pretty cool with Hades.

As reader @relto replied to our previous post:

literally the point isnt even "never make a female character look sexy ever", its "put your characters into outfits informed by their personality/circumstances/the setting theyre in".

The mere concept of a sexy female character never offended us, it's just shoving (very limited, cishet male gaze version of) sexyness onto fictional women in otherwise non-sexy setting that we're criticizing, especially when it's combat-oriented.

And Supergiant Games is pretty consistent (and surprisingly tasteful) about how horny everything and everyone in Hades is. Take notes from them, not from Creepy Marketing Guy.

~Ozzie

#positive examples #Hades #Hades 2 #video games #mythology #character design #Supergiant Games #Bikini Armor Battle Damage #BikiniArmorBattleDamage #BABD #long post

[incarnateirony]

Hey Aaron, I was wondering if you would be comfortable sharing whether you have felt more dysphoria or euphoria? The reason I ask is because there's a guy that I followed before they knew that they were trans. He mentioned that they never felt super dysphoric about there body but instead felt incredibly euphoric once they started to transition.

Also what's with the uptick of weird asks? Maybe start to reply to them in emojis they may be able to understand better.

Here's the fun thing: I didn't realize I had dysphoria because nobody could ever be clear about what dysphoria was, and with the media narrative, despite fleeting thoughts in life, I looked in the mirror like, yep, that's my face, I don't hate it. That sure is some kind of face. Solid 6/10 it's an ok face.

It took some major changes in my life to actually reconnect with sensations and stuff I had run from.

There's a thing about the transmasc community. There's like, the stereotype of the suddenly horny as hell trans man, and it's yet again one of those "Stereotypes exist for a reason" things. It happened before me, it happened to me, and it's happened to friends after me. A lot of us vaguely identify in the ace spectrum a long time because we shoved our impacted boners down so hard and often walled off from sexual engagements that brought up thoughts from different angles and so on. (To clarify bc this is tumblr, I'm not saying "all ace ppl are actually trans", just that it's sorta an umbrella a lot of us hide under while also often starting at they/them because culturally internalized misandry makes us go ME??? GUY??? NAWWWWWWWWW.)

Euphoria IDK if I'd consider it that. I mean, sure, nice, you're gendering me that right, I appreciate that, but I'm still a ways out on being where I want visually. I've reached more Anomaly status where not everybody guesses the same or stares weirdly or avoids pronouns. I'm now "That one" at my regular corner store. The local weed peddler got into a fight with other peeps locally about what gender they all think I am. I'm a walking androgyne. So IDK? Not really?

But I find a lot of "I don't have dysphoria" becomes [gets nuked by a sudden boner we haven't effectively firewalled out] MAN DOWN MAN DOWN. shecallsmecrustdaddy

The lack of discussion of this forwardly due to the increasing creep of conservative sex-badism creeping into liberal spaces just kinda obscures this for a lot of us. To the point supposed allies not only once cornered me in a femme mosh pit of justifying how I understand male perspective, but while demanding to know What Men Think Of Attractive Women like taking a mallet to the source of all dysphoria WHILE setting up the Man Bad acme trap for me.

I had a very Not Fun valentines day this year despite my valentine pitch itself going swimmingly, thanks Allies(TM).

No seriously I will die mad about the events of February 14 2023, and frankly, this supposed community was so insufferable during that period, I almost chose to do so promptly.

But that goes to say, any positive feeling of gendering is a far more passive form than the electrocution directly to my spinal pierogi when the phantom boner button is getting slammed.

I don't know, maybe there's other less... neurological? forms of dysphoria. I don't know. Ever since opening up and fully accepting what's going on internally with me both mentally and physiologically, the joke buzzer effect is diminished and just replaced with the horns, it's like the mental internal electrocution was there to try to tame it out of reaching my conscious mind. I do not know how to describe it, it isn't as dramatic as a full blown real electrocution (I've also survived one of those) but I mean the. I don't know. The neural shock of dissonance being sharp and making things fuzzy.

So I don't deal with that shit as much anymore either, but I dont think I'd be like, omg, over the moon about being the 1,000th trans man to overcompensate and grow a werewolf beard? Like half of it is accepting my body is half transitioning in that direction anyway, I'm growing a goatee pre-T, so??? IDK??? I just keep on living as me, just less pelvic sparklers shooting rockets up my spine to offline my brain these days.

My form of dysphoria is/was like my own brain trying to do its own gay conversion therapy shocks in the background until my sex drive was totally buried. Even without T, the second THAT bullshit was unpacked my life got better. But I lived with it so long I just marked it under Shit I Considered Normal Cuz I Didnt Hate My Face Or Whatever. Any external modifications I make is a mix of leaning into what my body is doing anyway on the intersex spectrum while just minimizing confusion and conflicts on why I literally Cannot Think Like The Other Girls. And not in the "teehee im not like the other girls" way. There are just. There's primitive and basal shit that people would clutch pearls about, from sexual, social and psychological. I'm not about to go into Male Brain Vs Female Brain because it's not that fuckin straightforward but like. It's just a thing. I was literally on T and androgens in utero because of my mom. It fundamentally adjusted my development. Me living my whole life with teen-boy testosterone they tried to bury under estrogen and made me obese with certainly has its effect on the brains neuroplasticity and that's what I can say about that.

To be entirely blunt about this, long long ago I was a horny whore, I fisted my way across half the continental US. But then I settled down with a wifey who kept claiming I was being Too Man, complaining I move Like A Man, asking why I move Like A Man, implying it was too aggressive or hurt her despite *no* signs of that in the moments or calls to stop beyond the good old tap-out five orgasms in that you stop, like. That fucks with you, and you start realizing something is different about you, and you just don't want to think about sex anymore because omg too man and might hurt them but most of all she doesn't think about it like I do, it must not just be a lesbian thing? She never stopped to consider the effects that had on why our bed went cold, and sure as shit she wasn't gonna initiate. Because again, casually making me the husband both in social convo and between the sheets. That was on me. Even when we rekindled our relationship guess who was giving and guess who was taking. Never clicked. No accountability. Just pompoms on to an easier fight to struggle with, further ahead on the road for her to benefit from, never recognizing her culpability in psychologically fucking me over, while I mutter out the window quietly after trying to talk about phantom boners as an idea she dismisses while plotting to throw me out. So that part was always there. I just put my dick in the box so deep I zapped it out of my brain until I forgot why I got zapped any time intimacy came up, or why I wanted to shut down. And I find, while stories aren't necessarily identical, a LOT of suddenly horny trans guys uproot some similar trauma before--yeah.

Also said ex wife's behavior is why it's so offensive she keeps stealing my shit. I have made sure she will be haunted for life over her Rumpocky Pagan shit. Bitch that's mine as much as Crustdaddy is, and you keep your hands off that name, because that's mine and hers, not yours, and you have no respect for anything. Or stealing my self insert hermes patron character designs for herself, and so on. Like maam you're stealing my trans struggles of over a decade as your branding post-divorce, go die in a lemon-fueled fire. Not my fault you lost the best shit you ever had and keep pining after it and trying to re-enact it.

#trans

[sunny-day-dream]

Sfw/Nsfw hc for Monty with a plus-size!SO? We need more plus-sized content 😩

I'm a simp for a plus sized reader, but so is Monty!

---

SFW:

💚 He adores how soft you are, how comfortable you feel against his own metal body. He'll often find any and all excuses to pull you into his lap and just hold you for hours on end- humming lightly to himself while resting his head on top of your own.

💚 And oh boy, don't get him started about how much he loves using your thighs or stomach as a pillow. This man will legit fight someone if they try and pull him away for an event or show once he's settled in.

💚 Can and will fight someone if they say anything bad about you within earshot (or, and he'll never admit it to your face, when they say something suggestive) - being an animatronic with very sensitive hearing, that's more often than the staff would like to deal with.

💚 He's an absolute simp when it comes to you paying attention to him. He's thrown so many tantrums over the years that the staff just got used avoiding his path. They were weary the first time someone suggested calling you in to deal with him, only for him to turn to absolute mush the second you walked in the door. You're now on receptions speed dial, and Monty uses this to his advantage.

💚 Will absolutely show off for you during a performance, pointing you out in the crowd and loudly declaring that the next song was dedicated to you as the rest of the band watched him in horror. 'R U Mine?' Is now banned from playing in the Pizzaplex for various reasons.

NSFW:

💚 Man has a size kink and goes feral over how small you seem when he manhandles you closer against his body. Especially when you're bouncing on his cock, your body shaking with effort as he wraps himself around you tightly, and he notices for the first time that his hands are big enough to almost wrap around your thighs.

💚Speaking of his junk, you didn't know it at the time, but he looked like a ken doll when you first met. No one has any idea what types of threats he gave, or who was bribed, but he's now packing big time and enjoying all the benefits that came with it. His cock was almost as long as your forearm, extremely girthy, and had small ridges and bumps lining the underside that rubbed you in just the right way. (and you got a close enough look the first time you accidentally walked in on him hunched over and drooling- claws raking against the floor as he fisted his cock roughly while groaning out your name)

💚 Loves biting you just hard enough to leave a mark when he finishes, and just the sight of it afterwards is enough to get him riled up again (no matter where you are or what you're doing.)

💚 Bellows when he's horny, much to your horror. You could be out walking through 'Gator Golf' with him one moment, the next his tail is swaying high up behind him and he's grumbling out deep sounds that send waves of heat straight to your centre. He always claims it's not something he can control, his shit-eating grin says otherwise.

💚Of all the positions you've tried together, his favourites currently are cowgirl (so he can watch your body jiggle and shake, petting and grabbing at anything he can reach while watching you struggle to take him completely.) or a mating press (something about pinning you down helplessly and just pounding into you speaks to him on a level he just doesn't understand yet.)

💚Cockwarming. He'd insisted on trying it once while you slept, and had woken you up multiple times just to get you off, spooning you from behind with a hand between your thighs as his other groped at your chest. It has now become a regular thing and he never wants to get himself off during these times, it's the most doting you've ever seen him as he rumbles softly behind you, coxing you back to sleep only for another round to start an hour or so later.

#monty x reader #fnaf monty gator #montgomery gator #monty gator x reader #monty x reader smut #plus size reader #smut #headcanon #fnaf fanfic #fanfic #gn!reader

[freakynct]

「𝐚-𝐳 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬」

— john suh

‏‏‎ ‎

a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

johnny's aftercare is different depending on his mood. if he's feeling more tired then he prefers to just cuddle with you, caress your body and shower you in kisses. also always asks you if you're ok and if you need anything. but if he's feeling more touchy and loving then he goes all out. picks you up, carries you to the bathroom, takes a bubble bath with you and tucks you in bed with him. he just has to make sure you're alright and taken care of

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like he is really proud of his arms, specially his biceps. he worked hard on them and likes to show them off. it's really hard for him to pick just one thing that he loves most about you but if he really really had to choose, i think he would say your eyes. he absolutely loves getting lost in them

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

even tho he really likes cuming inside you, he just loooves seeing his cum over your body so he has a special love for cuming over your tummy, specially if you collect some with your finger and then lick it off of it. he can get hard all over again just from seeing you do that. i also feel like he cums quite a bit which is more prone to make a mess and i don't really think he minds

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

not that is a secret or that he's ashamed of it, because let's be honest, johnny is super open and will never get awkward when it comes to sex but he has a huge thing for seeing you touching yourself, specially if you weren't expecting him to see it. he loves peeking through the door, seeing your body squirming on the bed, your little fingers playing with your clit or sliding inside you, so desperate because you can't pleasure yourself like he can. and if you moan his name… he might just cum in his pants. he always asks you to touch yourself whenever he's away too. if you're doing a video call and he's horny, he always ends up asking you to touch yourself for him, which you always shyly do, because he can be sooooo persuasive

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i think most people might think that johnny has had many partners but to be honest, i feel like he only has sex, or at least he prefers to have sex when he's in a relationship. so he probably hasn't had more than 5 or 6 partners. but he is experienced and he definitely knows what he's doing. he takes time to learn what his partners want and need and he makes sure to fulfill their fantasies the best that he can

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

johnny loves missionary for the simple fact that he gets to look into your eyes, kiss you and feel you close to him while he's fucking you. but he also loves any other position where he's able to demonstrate his strength, so fucking you against the wall or thrusting into you while you ride him, any position where he can basically pick you up or be the one in control

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

he's definitely the type to joke around or give you a few playful smiles and smirks during sex. johnny doesn't take himself too seriously and doesn't mind some playfulness during the act, it's actually a big part of his charm. he likes teasing you by making playful remarks if he sees that you're getting too desperate and needy and loves seeing how blushy you get from it. it also adds to his cockiness during sex

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i feel like he takes good care of himself but doesn't go overboard. likes trimming it nicely and keep everything neat but i feel like he hates the way it looks all shaved up, so he never does that

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

like i've mentioned, johnny needs to be in a relationship most of the time to have sex, so he likes being intimate with his partners. it's so much more meaningful and important to him if he's in love too. johnny likes to switch it up when it comes to sex and he likes slow and romantic sex just as much as rough sex. he loves setting the mood, specially if it's a special day, and having soft music playing, wine or champagne, silk sheets, dimmed lights, the whole thing. he's not afraid to show his more sensitive side and be gentle and loving for the night. when he's feeling like this, expect to have his lips on you the whole time, and not just on your lips, literally everywhere on your body and his hands too. i also feel like in nights like these, he would spend sooo much time eating you out, that's just something i feel in my guts

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he either does it late at night, when hyuck is already deep asleep or he does in the morning, probably while he takes a shower. he's the type to want to take his time and to edge himself as much as he can so that the orgasm is explosive and makes up for the whole day. he strokes himself slowly and rubs the palm of his hand over his tip until he's sensitive and when he's close to release he likes to stroke fast but stops before he gets the chance to actually cum. i feel like he softly groans and curses while he masturbates because he doesn't wanna be too loud but the sounds that he makes are soooo sexy, i'm telling you

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

i feel like some of his main kinks are size kink, strength kink, voyeurism, daddy/sir kink, overstimulation [giving], edging [giving and receiving], oral [giving and receiving], spanking [giving], praise [giving and receiving], body worship [giving and receiving], light choking [giving], light face fucking [giving], finger sucking [receiving] and corruption kink [giving]

l; location (favourite places to do it)

i could try to come up with an interesting place but honestly, i don't think there's any other place where johnny likes to fuck more than his bed. not even your bed, no, his bed. he loves to have those memories there and he finds it more intimate and comfortable. not saying that he hasn't fucked you on hyuck's bed because that definitely has happened before, multiple times. i also feel like his second favorite place is his car, whether that is having you ride him on the driver's seat or fucking you in the backseat. honestly he just loves fucking you anywhere that he owns basically

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

there's nothing that gets him more than your shyness. he finds it so cute the way you look away when he makes eye contact with you and the way your cheeks turn into this pretty pink color. or when you start squirming and nervously giggling when he starts kissing down your neck. he gets so turned on by that!

n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i'm not sure if this is something that he would absolutely not do, since he's very open to experiment anything that you want, but i really don't think he would be into hardcore bdsm. he doesn't mind diving into certain parts of it if it makes you happy but there's other stuff that he's very inclined to say no to

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he honestly has no preference. he loves giving and receiving oral so much that he really can't pick just one. whether it's having your lips around him, sucking him off as you look up at him with doe eyes or tasting you in his mouth and running his tongue over your folds, he gets off to both of them

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

like i've mentioned before, johnny is the definition of duality when it comes to sex. he loves both rough and passionate sex, depending on his mood, but he would give you both types on the regular. when he's rough he likes to fuck you hard, manhandle you a bit more, change up positions quite a lot, maybe even degrade you a little but when he's feeling soft and romantic he likes to hold you close to his body and will fuck you mainly in missionary position, maybe even with your legs pushed back to your chest, kisses you a lot and is slow and gentle, lots of praising

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

johnny doesn't really like quickies and they don't happen that often with him. he likes taking his sweet time with you and being able to give you everything you need and he doesn't seem to like how rushed and one sided quickies are

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he's opened to experiment a lot. as long as it makes you happy, he's willing to try it out. when it comes to risk, the far he's willing to go is fuck you in a semi-public place, but he only does it for the thrill and because he loves to see you trying to contain your moans in and failing. he always ends up having to put his hand in front of your mouth to prevent other people from hearing you

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he's willing to go for as many rounds as you want. he's also really good at keeping it together and it's very rare the time when he cums before you. he aims to please and will make sure you're satisfied before he is. he can go for many rounds if he wants to, it's honestly unbelievable the amount of stamina he has

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i see johnny as the type to own cute vibrators that he can use on you and that you can use on yourself when he's away. sometimes he asks you to send him videos of yourself using them when he's away and this goes hand in hand with that fantasy he has of loving to watch you touch yourself. he loves using them on you specially when he's punishing you. he teasingly thrusts them into you and asks you if it feels as good as his cock does, to which the answer is always no, and he knows that very well

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

a lot. sometimes he even does it without noticing because it comes so naturally to him. he's a flirty man and, like i've mentioned, likes to see you blush and get shy because of him. his favorite way to tease you is to slowly kiss down your neck and to touch you gently under your clothes until you're a squirming mess and you're begging him for more

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

johnny doesn't shy away or tries to hold his moans in. he's not super loud but if he feels like moaning or groaning then he will do it. definitely more of heavy breather and groaner, likes to particularly moan next to your ear because he knows that drives you crazy

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

you let your body be swallowed by the comfortable sheets of hyuck's bed, johnny's lips trailing wet kisses down your neck as your arms wrap around his neck. "johnny, your bed is right there." you gasped as he sucked the skin of your neck between his lips. "but we're already here." he answered back, moving further south on your body, his hands lifting up your dress so his fingers could slide your panties off, throwing them over hyuck's pillow. you whimpered as you felt his tongue brush against your folds and his eyes looked up at you. "and are you gonna tell me you don't love when haechan finds your dirty panties in his bed? he thinks i don't know but i can hear him jerk off to them at night." he chuckled and the vibrations ran through your body, a desperate whine leaving your lips as he sucked on your clit. "i know he imagines himself licking you up like this." his tongue swirled around your clit and your fingers grabbed onto his hair, your hips bucking up into his mouth. "but this pussy is mine. all mine."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

over average for sure and definitely a little on the thicker side but not too much. he's also circumcised for sure and with a beautiful pink colour at the tip

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it really depends on how he's feeling but i would say he has a sex drive a little bit over average. likes to have sex about 5-6 times a week and gets specially turned on if you're really needy for him too

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i've mentioned it in the beginning but he definitely likes to make sure you're taken care of before he zones out. loves to have your head laid on his chest and plays with your hair until you fall asleep. that's when he feels relaxed enough to fall asleep himself

#nct smut #nct 127 smut #nct dream smut #wayv smut #johnny seo smut #johnny smut #johnny suh smut #johnny reactions #johnny imagines #nct 127 reactions #nct 127 imagines #nct dream imagines #wayv imagines #a z analysis series #a z challenge

[fuzzy-melonlord]

Alright @sam-collins and the anon who asked for this. Lust's NSFW alphabet. I am never doing one of these on my phone ever again tho lol

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If we're talking currently in the Imperium reset, their aftercare is pretty standard. They check on their partner and make sure they're cleaned up before heading out. But under no circumstances do they stay the night.

But If we're going after they're with Ash. It's a lot more. They still do all the other stuff but they also cuddle. Making sure to let Ash know how good he makes them feel.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Their mouth. They know it's multi talented. Meanwhile, their favorite of Asher's is his hands. They think his hands are the perfect size for a lot of things 👀

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

They swallow without a doubt.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Lust has definitely been having sex while on the phone with someone else, and the person on the phone wasn't aware.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Their name is Lust.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

They're not really wild with positions, surprisingly. If they're the dom they prefer riding their partner or putting them in a mating press, depends on who they're with. If they're subbing, they love being taken from behind and held up to their partners' chest with a hand around their throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

If they're in a relationship with the person they let theirself be goofy sometimes. But if it's a one night stand or one of their FWB they don't let that goofiness show. It's too intimate

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

They trim but mostly don't care. And no the carpet does not match because they dye their hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

After Milo and Viktoriya died, the romantic aspect was non existent. Once they get with Asher, they'll EVENTUALLY let theirself be vulnerable and romantic with him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They honestly don't really anymore. If they're horny they'll just hit up a bar or one of their regular FWB's

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bandage (giving and receiving), temperature play (giving and receiving), degradation (giving and receiving).

Those are the three yall get

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Honestly locations don't matter as long as they're having fun. They could be in an alley way and as long as the mood is right they don't care

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The need to forget/hj

But for real. Being pinned down or against the wall really gets them.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything to do with piss or poop. And feet. They do have limits and those are those limits

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They like giving and receiving, even better if it's at the same time. And they're pretty damn good at it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough. They don't do slow and sensual unless they're in a relationship and their partner wants it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They're totally fine with quickies. As long as they're getting off they don't care

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Oh definitely. There isn't much they'd turn down or be afraid to try

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

They've got pretty good stamina, they can last for a while. And they'll go as many rounds as their legs can keep going and their partner is willing

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They have SO MANY TOYS, because of their rather wild lifestyle they do carry some around with them. They mostly use them on their partner, unless their partner wants to use them on them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

So unfair. They love teasing. It's one of their favorite things. Especially If their partner is into it. But they do tend to give in pretty easy when they're in romantic relationships

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lust doesn't keep quiet literally at all. Like unless there's a chance they'll DIE from making a noise during sex then they're gonna be making nose. They're a moaner, mix in a few whimpers and a whine if they're being teased. They also curse. But rarely beg.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They love being fucked with their underwear still on but just pushed to the side.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They're pretty average body wise, with honestly nothing special to their appearance

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Too damn high

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Oh they don't. Especially if it's a one night stand or a FWB situation since they usually leave after the aftercare is taken care of

[lovinkiri]

NSFW Alphabet ~ Hanta Sero

Warning: Smut, expect talk about bondage, cursing.

~~~

A = Aftercare (Do they take care of you afterwards? How?)

He gets up and comes back with a wet wash cloth. He'll clean you off as you lay in bed, gliding the cool material over your hot skin.

His smile softens when he sees you already starting to drift off. He definitely gives lots of head kisses too.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of yours? Of themselves?)

His favorite body part of yours is your lips. He loves to stare at them as you speak. He loves to kiss them and he loves feeling them against his skin.

His favorite body part of his own body.. Is elbows. Sure, for his quirk. But the things you too can do with that tape. He loves tying you up in it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

His cum is a bit thicker can average, but the loads are large.

He doesn't mind if he cums inside or outside honestly. He loves the way you look after both.

D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

He has this fantasy where you lay in a literal web of his tape as he fucks you. He's just not sure how to ask, you know?

E = Experience (Any past experience?)

Hanta's been with one girl before. He's good-looking and sweet, not to mention funny. It was definitely more than sex too, a real relationship.

F = Favorite Position (What's their favorite position?)

He actually loves putting you in a mating press. He loves pushing you thighs up and driving his cock into your core, going as deep as he can and looking you in the eyes.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during sex?)

He can be pretty silly during sex. I mean, sex is always fun with him. He loves to make jokes during sex that make you laugh.

"Looks liked your all taped up."

"Kiss me, you dork."

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

He's got a curly patch of hair and a trimmed happy trail. It's not too bothersome and he manages it.

I = Intimacy (Are they romantic?)

Sex is usually more silly than romantic. But when he's holding you close and you guys are staring into each other's eyes, moaning quietly, the moment definitely gets more romantic and passionate.

J = Jerk off (How often do they do it? What do they think of?)

Not too often honestly. He's more into dates than sex, so rather than in bed, you spend most days or evenings out together.

K = Kinks (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage, cockwarming, dirty talk, recording.

L = Location (Favorite place to do it?)

Will definitely take you under some blankets in the common room. He loves the rush and the fact that he needs to keep you close. And usually, no one ever notices. Usually ;)

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Seeing you bend over or wearing anything revealing really gets him. He'll stare with no shame.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do? Turn offs?)

He doesn't really like the thought of doing extreme impact play. He can't find it in himself.

O = Oral (Would they rather give or receive?)

Sero would rather receive. He doesn't mind giving, but he tends to worry that he's doing something wrong.

P = Pace (Fast? Slow? Gentle? Rough?)

It actually varies. It's usually in-between but can go either way.

Q = Quickie (How do they feel about quickies?)

He kinda likes them? He thinks they're fun and he loves the rush. But if he had to choose, he'd choose regular sex.

R = Risks (Do they like taking risks? Do they like to experiment?)

Hanta's not one to take risks him, mostly because it never crosses his mind, but he's down to try and experiment with most things you suggest.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go?)

Sero can go 3 rounds and will go 3 rounds, just to tire you both out sometimes and most times because he really just doesn't want to stop.

T = Toys (Do they use/own toys?)

He doesn't own any toys himself but will tease you with your own. It can be a dildo, vibrator, butt plug, he doesn't mind.

U = Unfair (Do they tease?)

Yes, he definitely teases. He can't help it. You look so cute squirming and whining.

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

He can actually be pretty loud. He dirty talks at first but once he's about to reach his limit, it's difficult to speak. He moans and quiet groans come from him.

W = Wild card (Random scenario)

You whined softly as Hanta teased your cunt with the thick dildo. "Mm.. c'mon babe.."

He chuckled softly, rubbing light circles into your sensitive clit and making you gasp. "What is it you want? The toy or my cock? C'mon, I don't understand noises, babe."

X = X Ray (Length, size)

He's average length wise and is a bit more on the thick side, definitely fills you up well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Its not that he's always horny. Its just easy to get him in the mood. If you want to have sex, hint at it and it'll happen.

He'll definitely give you a cocky grin and tease you, but it'll happen 🤷🏿‍♀️

Z = Zzz.. (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Like I said, he reaches his limit almost every time so once he's taken a breather and taken care of you both, he passes out.

#sero hanta #sero x reader #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #kinktober 2020 #bnha smut

[kpop---scenarios]

First Time

Commissioned by: @mon-dayragingslut4monstaxday6​

Pairing: Minhyuk x Reader

Warning: Smut, Unprotected Sex

Word Count: 2.3k

A/N: I hope you enjoy!!!

"..It won't be weird, you know? It's just one bestfriend, helping out another best friend to bring up his confidence and lose his virginity." Minhyuk says, clearing his throat awkwardly while avoiding eye contact. 

"Might me momentarily awkward." You fake cough. "But really, Minnie, if you can't even look me in the eye and ask me to sleep with you, how are you actually going to do it? We've been friends for 8 years, I've seen a lot and this would be nothing." You snicker, rolling your eyes. 

"Because it's intimate." He harshly whispers. 

Your cheeks turn bright red at his embarrassment. This is the man you've been in love with for the last 7.5 years. The man who has yet to lose his virginity at the age of 24, the man who gets embarrassed when talking about sex. You shouldn't love him, but you do, with everything you have. 

"When did you have in mind?" You groan, but internally you're excited. You wont lie, there's a part of you that's terrified to do this. What if things become weird between the two of you, or everything gets ruined? Is it a chance you're willing to take? 

Absolutely. You'd felt on occasions that Minhyuk might have shown some kind of signs of liking you back but you need to be convinced enough to admit your feelings to him. Maybe now this was your chance? 

"Tonight. 8pm, don't be late and don't show up hammered either." He chuckles. A part of you knows he's joking but yet the other part, a much larger part knows he's being dead serious too. There have been more times than you'd like to admit where you showed up drunk to important events. You didn't like being nervous and alcohol soothed your nerves. 

"Don't worry, I'll be sober." You yell as Minhyuk walks out of your apartment. 

You had to be painfully sober for this if it was going to happen correctly. You couldn't afford any mistakes, it was now or never for Minhyuk to know how you felt. 

** 

You stare at the countdown on your phone as the time gets closer to 8pm. 

7:58pm 

Take a deep breath.

7:59pm

Knock on the door. 

You raise your hand, preparing to knock on the door but it won't move anymore. Maybe this is a mistake? Sleeping with your bestfriend is usually not the smartest idea, especially when it comes to keeping a friendship. These things tend to never end well, but on the other hand, do you really want to suffer for how many more years of being in love with him and him not knowing. Then you run the risk of him finding someone else, falling in love and you watching him be happy and live a life that should have been with you but instead it's with someone else. 

Knock 

Knock 

Knock 

You weren't willing to chance it. You needed to know if you could have that life, your dream of happily ever after. It was a possibility that was so close. 

"Hey." Minhyuk smiles as he opens the door. You walk into his apartment, his living room is cluttered with lit candles, the lights dim. Laid on the table were two glasses along with a bottle of wine, you hoped was for you. 

"What happened to sober?" You ask, nodding your head towards the wine. 

"Ease the nerves, not get black out drunk." He laughs. "Come sit." He smiles, patting the cushion on the couch next to him.

Quietly, you sit down, placing your purse on the floor before laying your jacket across the arm of the couch. You're wearing a small black dress, with something special underneath for Minhyuk. A sexy red piece of lingerie, his favorite colour. 

"Would you like a glass?" He asks. Eagerly you nod your head, feeling less weird now that you're here. 

The entire time you had been thinking about it, you had failed to remember that this was Minhyuk's first time, but not yours. You were going to have to take the reins, show him what to do and how to do it. If anyone was going to be nervous, it would be him. 

Minhyuk hands you a glass of wine, with what you could only describe as a droplet inside. "The fuck?" You question, looking from the wine to him. "Is this? What do I do with this? I need more, please." You finish holding your glass out in front of you. 

"No getting drunk." Minhyuk warned. "One glass to ease yourself, that's what was said." He tells you. 

"Uh yes a glass, not half a splash, don't be cheap." You smile. 

Minhyuk groans as he pours you now half a glass, as well as himself. He and you down it in one gulp. 

"Okay. So.." you begin before he cuts you off. 

"Come here and sit on my cock, baby. Let me spit in your eye." Minhyuk grunts in a weird deep voice, causing you to choke on your own spit. 

"What?" You ask. 

"Is that not what they say? I've watched a lot of porn you know, Y/N. I do know a thing or two." He smirks. 

"You know a thing or two.. from the unrealistic porn that's like super over dramatic and not very real?" You point out. "Also, what kind of porn are you watching?" 

"I.. well.." he stutters before you wave him off. 

"I don't want to know." You laugh as you get yo and walk towards him. 

Minhyuk stands up, facing you. Your head is pounding while your heart races as you think about the fact you're going to kiss him right now. You wondered if it would be weird, or if he's thought about kissing you? 

You stand in front of him, looking him in the eye as you slowly lean forward, your eyes eventually drifting to his lips instead. 

You finally close your eyes as you press your lips against his, waiting for him to laugh or push you away. But he didn't. Instead he wrapped his arm around your waist to pull you in closer. Your mouth moves in sync with his, as he slides his tongue into your mouth in one swift try. 

You have to admit, you're impressed with his kissing skills, considering he hasn't had much practice. 

"Now what?" He kind of murmurs, his lips barely leaving yours while not even opening his eyes. 

"We need to undress. So take mine, and I'll unbutton yours." You tell him. 

Minhyuk reaches his hands down to the hem of your shirt, pulling it over your head and throwing it behind him onto the floor. 

"Nice." He chuckles, staring at your tits while you unbutton his shirt. 

Once you slide it from his body, you tell him to take off your bra. 

"Uh." He mumbles as his hands stay in the air, unsure of where to go, or how to do it. 

"And you've claimed to watch a lot of porn." You scoff. "In the back. The clasp."

"Ah yes. Well they usually already have titties bouncing when I arrive to watch, so.." he tells you, unclasping your bra with one hand on the first try. "Boom." He shouts. 

"Beginners luck." You scoff. 

"Now what?" He asks. 

"Now, most girls enjoy this, but sometimes you might want to wait for them to tell you to do it unless you know they like it. Suck." You say, pointing down at your breast.

Minhyuk smirks just a bit before he cups your breast and lowers his head, taking your nipple into his mouth and sucking. 

"Mhm." You moan. 

Minhyuk can feel his cock twitch in his pants. 

He let's go with a pop, your face showing just how horny you were now. 

"Pants off." You say, pulling down your yoga pants while Minhyuk scrambles to discard his jeans.  

The two of you head over to the bedroom where you lay down on the bed and Minhyuk just stands there. 

"Is it fucking time?" He asks. 

"Foreplay. You need to fool around for a bit before you get to it unless it's a quickie, but we aren't doing that." You tell him. 

"So not like the porns. They just get right to it." He sighs. 

"Again, not real. Get down here." You tell him. "You can either rub my clit or lick my pussy, your choice. Most times the girl will tell you what they want." You say. 

"What do you want." He asks. 

"Lick my pussy." You say, spreading your legs. 

Minhyuk gets settled in between your legs, spreading your lips with his fingers before giving a few kitten licks. 

"Don't be afraid too…" you begin before Minhyul wraps his lips around your clit and begins sucking. 

"Oh god." You cry out, your hands gripping the sheets. You weren't entirely sure what he was doing to you but it felt phenomenal. "Two fingers.." you moan but he was one step ahead of you, already inserting two fingers inside you. 

"Shit. Fuck. Yes, just like that." You cry, arching your back. 

Minhyuk hadn't realized how good it would make him feel to see someone squirming under him, moaning his name like that. Now he just wanted to rail you. 

"Stop. Stop stop." You cry. Minhyuk lifts his head and pulls his fingers out of you, looking at you like he had done something wrong. "I don't want to cum yet." You explain. 

He understood, but not really. 

"On your back." You demand. "Have you ever had your dick sucked?" You ask. 

He shakes his head no. 

Excellent. 

You pull his boxers from his body, throwing them somewhere across the room. You're impressed by the length and width of his cock, a very good size. 

Licking your lips, you bend your head down, shoving his cock down your throat. 

"Holy fuck." He yells, his legs twitching. "Fuck." He grunts. 

You place your hand on the base of his cock, pumping him while you swirl your tongue around the tip, causing him to moan loudly while you lick up some pre cum. 

"Please stop, but don't stop, but stop." He groans. 

"Which one is it?" You ask, taking a small break. 

"If you don't stop I will cum." He admits. 

"Okay, so.." you begin but are cut off. 

"Now it's fucking time." Minhyuk excitedly says. 

"What position?" You ask. 

"Uhh.. regular? You know, normal.." he mumbles. 

"Missionary? Cow girl? Doggy? Reverse cowgirl?" You ask, just naming off a few. 

"Doggy?" He asks. You nod your head and get onto all fours, putting your head onto the mattress. 

"Yeah that's right." He grunts. "You gonna take my cock like the whore you are? Dirty fucking slut..face..slut" He says, landing a hard smack on your ass. 

"What the fuck." You partially laugh. 

"Is that not okay?" He wonders. 

"Make sure whoever you're fucking is okay with being called names. Personally I love it, but also have confidence. Slut face slut? Not your finest." You tell him. 

"Fair enough." He agrees, clearing his throat. He lines his cock up with your pussy before slowly pushing himself into you. 

"Oh.. holy.. shit.. so tight." He moans as he enters you fully. "Feels.. amazing." He grunts, tightly gripping onto your hips. 

"Now fuck me." You whine, grinding yourself against him. 

Minhyuk slowly pulls himself out of you before pushing back in, moaning loudly each time.

"Faster." You groaned, and needed him to slam himself into you. 

"I don't want to hurt you." He whispers. 

"I'll tell you if I'm hurting or not, until then rail me hard." You say. 

It was like a switch inside Minhyuk was flicked. He began to pound his cock into you, his nails and fingertips digging into your hips so hard you knew there would be bruises. 

"God yes" you cry. "Pull my hair." 

Without hesitation, Minhyuk grabs a clump of your hair, yanking your head back as he continues to ram you. 

When he let's go, your head hits the mattress once again. You reach down in between your legs to rub your clit while you have your ass as high in the air as you can for Minhyuk. 

Without you needing to ask, he lands another hard smack on your ass, sending shivers down your spine. 

"You like that, baby?" He grunts, fucking you raw. 

You liked it even more when he called you baby. 

"Yes." You moan. 

"Yes what?" He snaps.

You'd never pictured him as a daddy type, but then again you never really know. 

"Yes daddy." You moan.

"Fuck do I love that. Good little cock whore." He grunts. "You gonna cum for me?" He asks. 

"Shit. Yes daddy." You cry out, your fingers rubbing fast allowing your orgasm to come quickly. 

"Cum baby, cum for me." He yells and you do. As your orgasm washes through your body, you cry out while your body shakes and Minhyuk fucks you harshly, chasing his own high. 

"I'm gonna cum." He grunts. 

"Cum inside me." You cry out, just as he cums, filling your pussy up with his warm cream. 

"Oh my god. Fuck." He grunts as he slowly thrusts himself into you, spilling everything he has inside of him. 

"That was.. wow." You huff, laying in his bed, side by side. 

"I have a confession." He breathes. "There's a reason why I haven't fucked anyone " 

"What?" You ask, nervously. 

"I've been waiting for the right time to ask you.. because I've only wanted you but you were with Jooheon or whatever. So I waited." He admits. 

"Why did you wait?" You ask. 

"Because I've loved you for years, and I wanted my first time to be with you. I love you." He tells you, turning his head to look at you. 

"I love you too." You whisper.

#monsta x minhyuk #monsta x scenarios #monsta x #monsta x smut #minhyuk one shot #minhyuk fic #minhyuk smut #minhyuk fanfiction #minhyuk #lee minhyuk #kpop smut #kpop smut scenarios #kpop fanfic #kpop music #kpop idols #kpop #kpop icons #kpop scenarios