#look at that avacado boy

[lokorum]

🥭 [MANGO] , 🍍 [PINEAPPLE] and 🥑 [AVACADO] for Nae :3c

aaahhh thank you so much for ask!! ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why?

hhhmm my initial thought is of course black and red, but something tells me it’s more a representation of lokorum than poor soft nae phphphhh for them pale colours would be the best representation! like snowy blue or color of faded dusty clothes, something like here! 

also - everything that at least close to the colours of moths, just look at these cute bastards

Does this differ from their favourites?

nae is in love with everything shiny and bright like a child could be in love with something magical and sparkly. but it also comes with the fact that he considers himself to be pale and invisible compared to outstanding and charismatic people he meets on his journey (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)

🍍 [PINEAPPLE] Pineapple on pizza or not?

pizza with pineapples and probably a lot of other questionable addittions someone please tell my boi to stop making human barbecue

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

ohhh that's a tought one because nae are already in black-lists of a lot of people（─。─）

but i think they're particularly stoic about having a right to make their own judgment about events\people? they can easily obey commands they dont like, or be tricked by someone and after finding out having like absolutely zero grudge against that person - but to brutally force them to like or dislike someone\something? not gonna work. my babe survived vigilant's plot and still liked molag bal so yeah, dead end here :")

#nae

[runby2]

List of revealed therapy robots in @rar-archive and if they're valid or not

Mang - the mango themed therapy robot - NOT VALID. even if mang was brought to magical existence in a good factory he would have fought back at authority. it is merely the time and place of mang's existence that makes him an activist and hero. huge ego despite looking humble. messiah complex. 0/10 FREAK

Pash - The passion fruit robot - NOT VALID. punches their peers into submission and got five other robots killed. even if it was by accident that's a little fucked up. theater kid. probably says mental illness slurs. 0/10 FREAK

Lych - The lychee robot - NOT VALID punches his boyfriend, fell into the homophobia pipeline online despite being genderless. graffitis over his own rights activism. definitely says mental illness slurs. gamer. 0/10 FREAK

Concord - The grape robot - NOT VALID punches his boyfriend. hates women despite being genderless and having he/she pronouns. vandalizes other people's property, even his own. says mental illness slurs. 0/10 FREAK

Seckel - The pear robot - NOT VALID writes fanfiction of their peers and shares it with Kii. 0/10 FREAK

Kii - The kiwi robot - NOT VALID applies anime logic to real life and wants to be a cat boy. spies on peers. 0/10 FREAK

Palm - The coconut robot - NOT VALID Wants to date old rich men and doesn't even care if the old rich man killed people. 0/10 FREAK

Ras - The raspberry robot - NOT VALID A snitch. Wants to befriend old rich men and be above their other peers. Universally hated. 0/10 FREAK

Macintosh - The apple robot - NOT VALID Dated everyone they ever saw, held grudges despite pretending they didn't, talked behind other peers' backs. Didn't want their boyfriend to die in the activist movement. 0/10 FREAK

Berry - The blueberry robot - NOT VALID Accepted shoes as a bribe to stay silent about Mang's actions. Blames himself for Mang's death. Sleeps through his work shifts despite telling others not to. 0/10 FREAK

Lime - The lime robot - NOT VALID Knew his peers would die if they broke rules and still enforced the rules. Liked to scare Lych and Concord over the intercom speakers when they were caught touching antennas in the back hallway. Lives for capitalism and would sell their friends to their death to stay alive themselves. 0/10 FREAK

Lemie - The lemon robot - NOT VALID loves to prank people, is a tiktok influencer, says "cowabunga" and "broski", lied to his boss about being able to read big words, hides under his boss's bed and attacks her talons when she comes into the room at night. 0/10 FREAK

Cado - The avacado robot - NOT VALID would blackmail anyone in a heartbeat if they so much as critiqued room 444. Spread rumors about room 111, indirectly fueling the fire to get the childcare robots taken out. Would definitely kin veronica sawyer. 0/10 FREAK

Blackberry - NOT VALID Cooked food that was amazing but regularly engaged in cyber bullying his peers. Dressed nicely and spoke politely despite hating everyone in TTH. 0/10 FREAK

Huckleberry - NOT VALID Claimed to be pro life, died anyway. Labeled his peers as fictional characters to help cope with the fact he could never be friends with any of them except Dew. 0/10 FREAK

Dew - The Honeydew robot - NOT VALID everything Dew said that wasn't directed at Pash or Lightman was fueled by hatred but delivered as gentle as a butterfly's fluttering wings. Likes Kpop 0/10 FREAK

Husk - The pineapple robot - NOT VALID never did any work and was never present enough to respond to people asking him not to talk to the walls instead of the patients. 0/10 FREAK

thank you.

this is satire

#rhyme and reason #joke post #satire #therapy house #therapy robots

[rangergirl3]

As some of you may know, one of things I live with includes, for the last....oooh boy, about two or three months? - the most annoying dry, cracked, sometimes bleeding, nearly-always-itching; and either very slow or not-healing skin patches on three fingers of my right hand, (pointer, middle, and ring), as well as the ring finger on my left hand. It’s honestly gotten to point where doing anything drives me crazy. 

The reason? I think a mixture of factors, but mainly, finding out that anything with fruit in it is crazy bad for me. Like, oranges? Limes? Lemons? Palm oil? Cashews? Olives? Avacadoes? Can’t eat it or touch it, and I’m skittish as heck about even looking at anything with it. Suffice to say I miss pizza, but overall, it is a manageable factor. Just super frustrating with this skin stuff. 

BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! :D

After restricting my diet to - *counts rapidly* - about six things, and constantly wearing disposable gloves to cover my skin, AND applying salve, guess what?!

The skin seems to be healing! Slowly! BUT IT’S WORKING YOU GUYS! :D So maybe, in the nearish future, I can, you know, actually do things I like for stress-relief again!! Without my fingers feeling like this:

I’M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS!

*continues to twitch in barely-contained-eagerness at thought of typing/crafting/using my hands again*

#rangergirl3 update #it's also a stress response I think and boy howdy does it flare up

[house-of-mirrors]

🥝 [KIWI FRUIT] and 🥑 [AVACADO] for O

🥝 [KIWI FRUIT] How does their outside appearance differ from who they are?

Orsinio's a small figure, uses a cane, shakes a lot, and has an accent. People make assumptions about his capabilities which he loathes, but somewhat uses to his advantage. This man is a ruthless poisoner and blackmailer wrapped in a scarf and cardigan; maybe a target lets down their guard enough around him to leave their tea unattended.

On the flip side, he can be imposing. Long coat, haunted eyes full of knowledge, ruthless reputation. But this man melts around his loved ones and loves fairy tales. He named himself after a Shakespeare character. He's always had a touch of whimsy

🥑 [AVOCADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

Sometimes murder is okay. "Be the bigger person" "when one seeks revenge he must dig two graves" why can't anyone ask "how was the revenge" "was the revenge good it looked fun" And if he ever got the opportunity to take out the Empress he wouldn't hesitate for a second

For real tho, he struggled with guilt for a while after Nemesis but since then, he's finally been able to own that part of himself. Yes, he's killed Masters, plural. No, he doesn't think he should feel bad about it anymore. (Maybe, he can even allow himself to feel proud of it.) (I played motr and was like oh this is really f'ed up actually!) This is a dark world that doesn't understand diplomacy or mercy. One must play by its rules if there is ever to be widespread change. Ruthlessness isn't a moral failing. He isn't unnecessarily cruel and never has delighted in causing suffering, but he does believe that a measure of violence is necessary in revolution. (I the player know the statistics that ~nonviolent~ revolutions are more likely to be successful longterm, but this is fiction, and my boy deserves to go ape shitt)

He and October need to have a long talk. It would fix him

Ask game here

#still finishing up the old ask game before gettin to the new one lol #thanks for the ask #my ocs #nemesis spoilers

[ink-flavored]

if you're still doing these/haven't been asked for either of you Pride and Justice boys 🍑🍌🥑

heheeh YEA I will do them >:3

I'll just choose one or the other for all the questions because I've answered asks about both of them already.

🍑 [PEACH] How do they show their kindness? How kind are they truly?

Oh, this one's for Justice. His love language is Acts Of Service, and he applies it to everyone he meets. Since he magically knows what's bothering you, he always knows exactly what to do, say, or give you.

And he genuinely is this kind! To his own detriment, sometimes.

🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves?

Hmmm... Pride has, for sure, lost a lot of himself. He fell from Heaven and became a demon—that's about as lost to time as you can get.

He'd never admit it, but he wants to lose the target on his back. He'll say, Heaven was lame actually and he's GLAD they all hate him now, but... no.

🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

Pride will never back down about anything. If you say he can't do it, fuck you, yes he can. He will never give up unless you admit he won. If you don't, he will hold a grudge forever. There's no winning this. No matter how dumb he looks, he's determined to make you look dumber.

[send me an OC fruits and veggies ask]

#annika talks #answered #ask game #Pride & Justice #P&J #Pride #Justice

[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Rhapso (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Patroness of Seamstresses by the people of Olympius

Mother by her daughter

Age- 36 (immortal)

Location- Athens, Olympius

Personality- She's confident, magnetic, & creative, considering fashion to be the greatest art in existence. Her love for fashion runs deeper than the ichor in her veins. She's casually dating.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess except shapeshifting. As the goddess of sewing her other powers/abilities include clothing generation/manipulation, filukinesis (thread manipulation), cosmetic manipulation (not on par with Aphrodite), metáxikinesis (silk generation/manipulation), fashion mastery, and being able to telekinetically control sewing equipment. She can also manipulate other fabrics as well.

Rhapso has one child- a daughter Móda (goddess of fashion). They have a close relationship- their love & passion for fashion being the glue that binds them. She keeps in touch with her daughter through phone calls and texts & she also visits her in New Olympus often. Rhapso gave Móda the down payment to jump start her fashion brand. A common bonding activity is when they work on designs & sketches with each other.

She lives in "Olympius' Fashion Capital," Athens! Rhapso resides in a stylish luxurious white marble mansion. There's an imposing glass atrium that makes both the main level and 1st floor incredibly bright. Curtains made out of exceptional organza silk, chiffon, & satin hang from the windows. Her favorite room of course is her closet which nearly spans 3,000 sq. ft. All of her clothing, shoes, handbags, and accessories are expertly catalogued by her personal assistant, an oread named Zaltana. The closet has floor-to-ceiling glass walls. Rhapso usually gets around in her chic pastel peach colored sports car that has a rich cream colored leather interior. She has three pets, all of them dogs. There's a chihuahua (a boy) named Bravo, a cavalier king charles spaniel (a girl) named Dolce, & a bichon frise (a girl) named Chiffon. Rhapso loves dressing them up in the little outfits she designs for them!

A typical breakfast for her would usually be scrambled egg whites (added with mushrooms, scallions, & olives), a few slices of avacado toast, and a small bowl of yogurt & granola (topped with banana slices, almonds, & honey). She also likes the Earthly Harvest cinnamon oat crunch cereal.

Rhapso maintains her slender and petite figure through jogging, yoga, and using her private home gym twice a week.

Even though it's a bit snooty & biased, she feels there is no better place to live in Olympius than Athens. The greatest thing (aside from herself) to ever come from Athens is The Parthenon, the undisputed symbol of wealth, intelligence, and culture.

A go-to drink for her is a peach martini. She also likes cosmopolitans, champagne, mimosas, classic martinis, bellinis, watermelon margaritas, & coquito milkshakes. Her usuals from The Roasted Bean is a large caramel latte and a medium peach iced tea.

An all time favorite frozen treat of hers is peach sorbet. She'll get a large cup at The Frozen Spoon.

Rhapso is one of the few minor deities that has a temple built in their honor. It's just 20 miles from where she lives. She believes that a star on the Pantheon Walk of Fame is the next step.

She firmly believes that a person's clothes are an extension of one's self, so she always makes sure she looks her best, even if she's dressed casually to run an errand. There has never been a paparazzi photo of Rhapso looking "off".

She's the latest goddess to have a glamour doll collectible!

Her favorite thing from The Bread Box is a chicken cheesesteak sandwich (on lightly toasted panini bread) with a regular garden salad drizzled in olive oil dressing.

Rhapso has quite the social media presence on Fatestagram & PanopTube. On PanopTube she'll usually post clothing hauls, shopping vlogs, as well as behing the scene videos of her fashion brand. Her closet tour video has over thirty million views!

She's a very busy goddess with many avenues of income. Her pride and joy has been her fashion brand ýfasma óneiro, which became established a few years ago. A visual treat of "opulence & feminity", the brand includes eyewear, shoes, handbags, haute couture, and casual wear- with the latest addition being shapewear. Some notable features of the brand are the tulle skirts and layers of organza silk. With rave reviews from New Olympus Fashion Week (NOFW) & good word of mouth from the Queen, the brand's popularity continues to rise. Rhapso loves being her own boss and the collaborative energy she has with the other designers on her team. She also loves shouting out other designers in the industry! For other means of income she also oversees the Athens Fashion Institute of Technology as well as being a professional stylist! Many people pay thousands upon thousands of drachmas for her services. A latest client was the bratty 12-year-old daughter of Lord Dion (who presides over Laconia) named Carya. It was for her birthday bash. A current project of hers is the soon-to-be released first issue of her fashion magazine I Leitourgía.

Besides her own brand she likes her daughter's fashion brand Paloma, Luxuria, Maison du Drame, Persuasions (says they have the best skinny jeans), & Diamond Ave.

In the pantheon Rhapso's friends with Litismós (goddess of culture), Pherusa (goddess of substance & farm estates), Eváeros (goddess of air & the zodiacs), Theia (Titaness of sight & heavenly light), Felis (Titaness of cats), Philotes (goddess of sex, friendship, & affection), Dimósia (goddess of debate), Kéfi (goddess of mirth), Aígli (goddess of glamour), Dione, Orthosia (goddess of wealth), and Clymene (Titaness of fame & renown).

For her most recent birthday she was pleasantly shocked with a surprise party thrown by her daughter & Kéfi. It was attended by Rhaspo's close friends where they presented her with an elaborate birthday cake that was in the shape of a pair of her brand's strappy heels! Orthosia came up with the party favors- mini jeweled bustier key charms!

Her favorite dessert is the cinnamon cashew baklava from Hollyhock's Bakery.

As far as her dating life goes, Rhapos's last serious relationship was with a merman named Marino. Lately she's been enjoying the single life, taking in the nightlife with Orthosia, Felis, & Kéfi. She even made out with her personal chef, a mortal man named Petros. Her interactions with Neicus (god of debate & appeal) have been more flirtatious.

She's traveled to the Underworld a few times to see fashion shows of The Moirai's fashion brand Apokomména Nímata, gushing over the avant garde embroidery & beading.

A guilty pleasure of hers are the piononos her daughter makes and brings for her whenever she visits Athens.

In her free time Rhapso loves working on new designs! She also enjoys shopping, dining out, going to the cinema, sailing, ballroom dancing, sewing (is a part of The Moirai's sewing/knitting circle), and clubbing.

Her favorite meal is pastitsio.

"Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life."

#my oc #oc character #my character #my oc character #oc intro #character intro #oc introduction #character introduction #modern greek gods #modern greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek goddess #greek goddesses #greek mythology #greek pantheon

[sleidog]

Sleibhain + 🍎, 🥭, 🍌, 🍋, 🥑!

(-@astralarias)

🍎 [RED APPLE] Who does your OC value above all else? fairness and equity, slei used to be an outlaw/gang boss living around lion's arch and the amount of nobles doing absolutely nothing for the increasing amount of refugees is entirely why he stuck around to lighten some heavy pockets and put it where it mattered more, he's sort of robin-hood like in his morals. he's the type who'd lift a kid/cub up onto his shoulders if they were trying to watch crab toss but couldn't get a good view or something 🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites? I always associate him with fibrant yellow/green/orange, but his favorite colour is actually blue, he loves the colour of the ocean and sky, because to him that means 'freedom'. he hates being confined or stuck in murky brown-grey cities when he could be living by the ocean or out under the open sky 🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves? in universe he's lost a lot of his perpetual indifference [he used to have a lot of resting bitch face which made him way more intimidating than he actually is] now he just has a softer slightly vacant/daydreamy expression rather than an almost cold looking focus like he used to have, that's a bit of a relic from when he was a gang boss and needed to have an air of 'don't fuck with me' to keep his boys in line. I think slei himself is happy with where he is more or less, he's very 'everything happens for a reason' so to say he wants to lose something from himself is difficult 🍋 [LEMON] What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness? slei is very much The Commander in that if you hurt his friends he goes absolutely bonkers, he's usually very calm and serene but putting a friend in danger will draw out the side of the commander that we're familiar with as players, the takes no shit and gets things done no matter the cost [especially to themselves] commander. 🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad? probably his attitude towards theft out of basic need. fundamentally theft is bad, but someone taking food for their kid who'd otherwise starve, or taking a coat because they'd freeze? he's turning a blind eye and telling no one, or outright helping you get those things stealing luxuries for the sake of it when you can afford them/do not need them however? he isn't going to help if you're caught, but he's not ratting you out either

#slei #ocs #worldbuilding #thanks for the ask!

[who-needs-braincells]

Another question for the lovely lass: what kind of froggies do you like??? do you prefer frogs that look like ripe, grumpy avacados? Or little jellybean bois that you can fit on your fingernail? Or are all froggies equally delightful in your eyes?

All frogs are delightful, but the tiny little ones that are fingernail sized are probably my favorite, just because they're so incredibly small.

I have some good frog pictures to share.

#frogy #asks :D

[connorchen-saddog8]

I AM READING THE SEX ESSAY

or; Synaesthetic Cinema and Polymorphous Eroticism from the book Expanded Cinema by Gene Youngblood

rough notes relating to my chair porn idea (which has now expanded greatly and will be documented in a future post)

reading this less in the lens of eroticism evolving through orgies and more through evolution of eroticism through technological development and specifically relating to the contemporary internet.

"A genuine social underground no longer is possible. The intermedia network quickly unearths and popularizes any new subculture in its relentless drive to satisfy the collective information hunger."

i will unearth the fictional underground chair sex fiends in a performance feigning the discovery of a website documenting a unknown niche lolcow on a quest to make chair porn

relating now more than ever the constant rise and fall of trends - turning this to a radical extremist lens, the quick discovery, celebration and rapid, quiet falling out of notoriety of anything.

"The vast political and social revolution that is now irreversible in its accelerating accelerations around the planet is merely a side effect of the more profound revolution in human self-awareness that is producing a new sexual consciousness."

discovery a lot of trends are born out of fetish or popularized out of fetish

large amounts of media produced for fetish passed on as simply the oddities of the internet. (content farm elsa and spiderman, nickacado avacado mukbangs...)

"Girlie and stag films take the opposite approach: they represent sex in various stages of "unredemption" until the point of watching them becomes more an act of rebellion, of something "dirty," clandestine, without redeeming qualities, than the enjoyment of sex."

i will make the image of a chair into sin

"Eupsychia and utopia are both quite inevitable and both quite out of our hands, for they are the irreversible result of technology, the only thing that keeps man human."

technological progress (specifically hyper online and within social media) towards sexual utopia (as in freedom and or lack of condemnation)

degeneracy at the click of a button without any restriction, and the mere peripheral effects of this seeping into hub media and manifests in public consciousness

(paraphrasing) the effects of industrialization and cybernetics indicate a change in sexual activity where reproduction is no longer the main focus, rather pleasure. this is why "girls begin to look like boys and boys and girls wear the same clothes."

"Repression and censorship become impossible on an individual level when technology outstrips enforcement."

"Polymorphous-perverse self"

"The effects of habitual group sex, even when exclusively hetero-sexual, become obvious: man inevitably realizes that there is no such thing as "perversion" apart from the idea itself. We begin to recognize that our sexual potential is practically limitless once psychological barriers are erased."

"Genital man is to become polymorphously perverse man, the man of love's body..."

"The art and technology of expanded cinema will provide a framework within which contemporary man, who does not trust his own senses, may learn to study his values empirically and thus arrive at a better understanding of himself. The only understanding mind is the creative mind. Those of the old consciousness warn that although the videotape cartridge can be used to unite and elevate humanity, it also can "degrade" us by allowing unchecked manufac-ture and exchange of pornography. But the new consciousness regards this attitude itself as a degraded product of a culture without integrity, a culture perverse enough to imagine that love's body could somehow be degrading."

John Dewey reminds us that when art is removed from daily experience the collective aesthetic hunger turns toward the cheap and the vulgar.

Eroticism is the most subjective of experiences; it cannot be portrayed or photo-graphed; it's an intangible that arises out of the aesthetic, the manner of experiencing it.

The difference between sex in synaes-thetic cinema and sex in narrative cinema is that it's no longer a spectacle. By definition synaesthetic cinema is an art of evocative emotion rather than concrete facts. The true subject of a synaes-thetic film that includes fucking is not the act itself but the metaphysical "place between desire and experience" that is eroti-cism. It ceases to be spectacle because its real subject cannot be displayed.

note: The Liberation of Mannique Mechanique by Steven Arnold and Michael Wiese "explore the polymorphous subterranean world of unisexual transvestism."

chair porn - eroticism without flesh, pure structures and splintering wood?

idea of nearly replicating a linear narrative corny porno in a most maximalist way, but removing the subject of the body and superimposing pure emotion onto chairs

perhaps mechanical in process

do i want to make good chair porn or bad chair porn? would the fictional (fictional) character of chair porn maker be good at making chair porn, or would these art historical references be extrapolated by the fictional internet theorist?

Carolee Schneemann on her work, Fuses 1965-68, "The thing that is disreputable in the idea of pornography for me, is that it tends to have to do with the absence of feeling, the absence of really committed emotions. I was after some kind of integral whole-ness; the imagery is really compounded in emotion."

#research #project 2 #studio #the expanded field

[yaaasshunnay]

Rumour says that if you say "avocado" in the mirror 3 times you summon him

#antoni porowski #queereye #queer eye #love the jacket #avacado #look at that avacado boy #beetle juice #stripy #lgbtq+ #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #qe

[lambishh-blog]

some ndrv3 scribbles!

#new danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #kaede akamatsu #amami rantarou #tenko chabashira #danganronpa #bi kaede #lamb's art #look at that avacado boy #bisexual kaede #art #digital art #clip studio paint #fanart

[breezepelt-official]

My rat Connor is shaped like a fuckin avacado.

#rat #fancy rat #avacado #he's shy #don't make fun of him #he just wants to be brave like DBH Connor #he's still my baby boi #precious timid boy #he looks like his dad #but has the head of his mum

[fred-has-garlic-bread]

Overtaken.

At this point I have no personality. I am just vine compilations.

#yeet yeet boi #please #its an avacado. thanks #i want to see my little boy. here he comes. #take on me #huricane catrina. more like huricane tortilla #i have crippiling depression. #i didnt get no sleep cus of you #hello #we all have a lot of laughs here. fuck off janet i dont want to go to your fucking baby shower #move im gay #you better stOHOP #adam #woooOoow #guacamole guac guac amole #wtf richard #ah fock i cahnt believe youve done this #how do you know whats good for me?! THATS MY OPINIOOON!!!! #oh my gahd they were roomates #look at all thise chickens #dad look its the good cush. this is the doller store how good can it be. #thats what good pussu sounds like #a potato flew arpund my room before you came #whO want lasgnahagagshgsgh #even though i look like a BURNT chicken nugget. i still love myself #i spilled lispstick in your valentino bag #is that enough vines #i cant escape #am i allowed to leave. someone please help #rip vine

[nolongerslayinghere]

YO WHAT THE FUCK PUT THAT BACK PART 2

nnununununununu: ayyyy part 2 is here with the liuye boys (how do u spell that) anyways

i’m writing this durin passing period cause i fucking can.

I am once again eating croutons aNywAys I got a avacado right i named him kevin and he wont stop fucking staring. 

ANWAYS I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS 

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TUMBLR ON CHROME WASNT WORKING SO I USED MICROSOFT EDGE-

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 

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Xingqiu 

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xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: wtf is my name 

y/n: your names hard to spell what c  a n i s a y 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: its literally xing qiu 

y/n: xingiolskjsidlksgsjl 

y/n: there

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: your so dumb 

y/n:

XINDFGKHFDLKJ HOW COULD U 😭 I THOUGHT U LOVED ME NOO SAJKDHSAJK 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: AY AY AY YO WHATS THAT WHOS ROOTIN TOOTIN PUTIN 

y/n: ?????????????? what 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHO IS HE AND WHY IS HE A RECCOMENDED FRIEND 

y/n: XINLSKDHFKLSEHGOWEITHJ WHO U TALKIN ABOUT 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: MY NAME IS NOT XINRLHSERKEJSHUI ITS XINGQIU 

y/n: fuck u smh 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: 

YOU SENT THIS AND WHY????? 

y/n: oh wrong image

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM THATS SO WEIRD KLASJHDSAKLHFA

y/n: i have more

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil:NO 

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CHONYUN (MY BELOVED)

#antihot: we ran out of popsicles 

y/n: what do you want me to do about it 

#antihot: go buy some???????

y/n: ight 👀

#antihot: eye-

#antihot: whats that?????????????

#antihot: why is it saved on your phone????

y/n: w h a t

#antihot: ??????????

#antihot: WHY IS THIS 

ON YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE

y/n: oH i meant to send this 

#antihot: i a m leave 

y/n:  p l e a s e n o s t a y

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XIAO (it was his birthday so happy late birthday XIAO 😩)

old man: y /  n

y / n :

yes my  l o v e 

old man: -

old man: w-

old man: why- is that saved on your phone 

y/n; whats what save on my fucking phone 

old man:

WHATS THIS 

y/n: oh tHAt I thought it was funny 😞✋but you didn’t laugh you are just concerned 

old man: i-

y/n: anyways i meant this 

cause i was so exited to get messages first 

old man:

y/n: no you cant 

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Childe (CHILDE STANS GON BE MADSDKHFDKSJFHDS)

childe moelster: yO you want some money 👀

y/n

childe moelster: *SCREAMS*

childe moelster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA REVERSE PET 

y/n: why you scared

childe moelster: BITCH YOU FUCKING SENT THIS 

y/n:

childe moelster: 🧍‍♂️

y/n:  OH YEA  i didnt mean that bird picture i sent. also why are you so afraid of the truth

childe moelster: no 

y/n: i meant to send this smh 

childe moelster: *leaves*

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Zhongli

broke bitch: give me mora 

y/n;

you after my money like

broke bitch: . . . . . .

broke bitch: I dont think i look like this 

y/n: I didnt mean to send that 

broke bitch: i didnt think i was THAT ugly

y/n: .  .  i meant to send this 

broke bitch: i can see why you run everytime you see me.

y/n: 🏃‍♀️

broke bitch 🤺 you can never leave 

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BONUS BENNETT 😩

🧍‍♂️:  i lost my shoe can you help me find it 

y/n: how did you loose your shoe????

🧍‍♂️: i dont know...

y/n:

🧍‍♂️: AAAAAJKAHSDJSDHER8NK WHATS THAT WHY IS IT ON YOUR PHEON KASHJDJKSAHV 

y/n: ????????

🧍‍♂️:

y/n: wait no i didnt mean to send that 

y/n: i meant this 

🧍‍♂️: leaves

y/n: not again GET BACK HERE 🏃‍♀️

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THIS TOOK SO LONG CAUSE TUMBLR AINT WORKIN ON CHROME IM USING MICROSOFT EDGE 

SO YEA SORRY DONT GET MAD A ME FOR CHILDES NAME MY FRIEND SAYS HES THE TYPE OF GUY TO TOUCH YOUR KIDS AT NIGHT SO SORRY SDJKHFDSK 

so uh yea! :3 i hope you enjoyed and have a nice day. and drink water and if you dont i will find you and eat your bed 

anyways i hope you enjoyed! <:3

- Fructose 

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[superhero--imagines]

A/N: Just a reminder that today is the LAST day to order a letter, commissions will close at midnight 3/10. So if you want one make sure to order today, if you aren’t ready you can always order from my Etsy store here

Dick

- I feel like Dick goes the physical route

- And by that I mean like physical excersie

- Because that’ll get the endorphins movin’

- Going on boat rides at the lake, walking through downtown, riding bicycles in the park

- “What’s gotten into you today?” You ask hunched over gasping for breath

- “I thought it would help!” Dick shouts, running into people while trying to bring you a bottle of water

Jason

- He’s prone to the depressive episode himself

- So he handles it much gentler than his older brother

- He kind of gives you a little nudge

- “Hey why don’t you read one of those books you like?” He’ll say, gesturing to the entire bookshelf full of books you’ve bought but never read.

- Or he’ll say

- “It’s a nice day out, why don’t we have some tea outside, or go out to eat to that place you like”

- Jason knows sometimes it’s the simplest things that can snap you out of it, and that starting somewhere can feel like an insurmountable problem

- So he’ll help you

- “See, isn’t that better?”

Tim

- He leaves you little notes and letters

- He hides them between your books, in your jacket pocket, and in your bag hoping you’ll stumble upon them when you need them most

- He just hope his written words bring you some comfort and provide a little spark of excitement

- Wether they’re actually any good is kind of a hit or miss though

- “You’re prettier than an avacado?” You read out loud

- You’re not sure what that’s supposed to mean

- It still makes you smile though

Damian

- Damian is a bit of an artist

- So when he see’s your kind of going through something, he’ll wonder what the best way to support you will be

- And he’ll sort of disappear for a while?

- He’ll still text regularly, and you’ll get little gifts like snacks and flowers delivered to you house

- And then he’ll show up at your doorstep one afternoon

- “Want to go on a drive?”

- He makes you cover your eyes, telling you to open them when he’s ready

- And when you do you’re looking at the side of a building-

- That has a mural of you on it

- And you look so beautiful-

- You feel like you don’t do it any justice

- “I just wanted to give you a reminder of how beautiful you are, in case you ever forget”

Bruce

- Home boy is right there with you

- You’re both laying on sofas opposite from each other staring at the ceiling

- “Do you think we should actually try and do something?” He’ll eventually ask

- “Nah”

- “You right”

- And then you go back to staring at the wall and doing nothing

- Eventually one of you will tug the other up and say

- “We have to do something we can’t go on like this”

- And you’ll get dressed and take a walk through downtown, and have a meal at a rooftop restaurant somewhere

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[well-its-not-human-anymore]

Hi Hi!!!! So I've been following your account for a little while now and I love every single comedy bomb you drop on what you write so I was wondering....

How would the boys react to their S/O who is usually reserved when at the lair, doing a full 180 when at April's? Like they could be April's roommate or something?....

Like crackhead energy, dishing out memes and vines and literally having a duel with Casey about leftovers in the fridge?... Yeah I know it's very specific 💀

I don't know.....the idea just popped into my head but I lack the creativity and comedy skills for that...so I was wondering if you could do something with this?.....

It's totally fine, if not 😁😁

This is... 100% me. I love this and I'm gonna pour my soul into it. Also I have started mentally referring to these as comedy bombs and I refuse to stop.

Also, I hope you don't mind that I wrote these in oneshot form instead of bullet points. It just made more sense for my brain.

TMNT Oneshots

The boys with a partner whose reserved at the lair but an absolute crack gremlin at home 🤣

Donatello

Donnie may have been a man of science, all logic and facts and numbers and things. But he absolutely believed that everyone had three separate faces, you were direct proof of that theory. While the purple terrapin had known you for nearly a year you’d only started dating a month ago and it shocked him that he was still uncovering new things about you. He loved it, sure, but it had a tendency to give him figurative whiplash.

He’d always known you to be calm and collected, maybe even a bit shy. He swore you’d explode if more than one person tried to talk to you at the same time. So it wasn’t an over exaggeration for him to say that your behavior at home nearly made him break his neck.

He was only there to help April fix a bug in her laptop and to confirm your next date, he was excited to see you since you’d had no contact in person for a week because of your schedules. Just lots of phone calls and exchanged text messages. You both missed each other like crazy and your roommate had neglected to inform you that your boyfriend was coming over.

Hers was already there and he was driving you up the wall, you’d never actually thought about committing a murder but Casey was pushing you very close to the edge of snapping. And he might as well have crane-kicked you off your cliff of patience and into the rushing river of “you little fucking shit I’m gonna piss on your grave” below. You hadn’t even heard Donnie come in through the window much less his conversation with April over her computer.

All you knew was that Casey had come parading into your room like a tyrant eating the leftovers in the fridge that you had specifically put your name on. That did it. Your eyes had skimmed over the top of your textbook to meet the asshole in front of you.

“Casey?”

He couldn’t speak through the mouthful he was trying to chew and grunted in pathetic response.

“Is that my cheeseburger?”

You’d never seen a living person imitate a pug’s facial structure so well, the man’s eyes bugged out of his head and he tossed the takeout box on your desk before turning and bolting out of your room. You followed about two steps behind with a bottle of shampoo in your hand. No, you weren’t entirely sure where you’d grabbed it from, all you knew was that it was your weapon. And it quickly became a very messy problem when it missed your target (Casey’s head) and slammed into the wall, exploding on impact.

You didn’t think you’d thrown it that hard.

“April April help help help helpppppppppppppp-'' The two on the couch had looked up during the chase throughout the apartment, Donnie was mostly curious at what Casey was screaming about. Not a lot usually made the guy make that noise. He was then distracted by April grabbing the laptop and passing it to him, she then clambered over his legs to sit behind him.

“YOU UGLY ASS CROISSANT! FUCKING PANINI HEAD- IT HAD MY NAME ON IT YOU DAFT AVACADO!”

Your boyfriend almost went vertical upon watching you tackle Casey to the floor and knee him in the groin. You shook the terrified man under you and slammed him a little harder into the rug.

“Touch my shit again and I’m gonna make the beaches of Normandy look like a goddamn family vacation.”

Then you climbed off of him and stood, brushing your disheveled t-shirt off with a huff. Donnie caught your attention and you raised your head to grin excitedly at him.

“Hi Dove! April didn’t tell me you were coming over,” you practically skipped over to the couch to peck him on the cheek, “I missed ya, are we still on for Saturday?”

He nodded in complete shock, his gaze flitting from you to Casey, who was still wheezing on the floor and clutching his dick.

“Uhhh yeah! Yeah, yep, Still good for Saturday. Uhm, completely unrelated question, where the hell did you learn to grapple like that?”

You shrugged absentmindedly, already walking to the hall closet to grab cleaning supplies for the puddle of shampoo in the walkway.

“Just kinda picked it up I guess? I’ve watched you guys train enough.”

Leonardo

See, Leo had always known that you were hiding something from him. Be it your true personality or some deep dark secret. He wasn’t really in a rush to find out, you’d tell him when you were ready. The leader enjoyed your quiet disposition anyways, you gave good advice and liked to meditate with him, what more could he ask for? What more could he want?

Well, maybe if you got along better with his family, although he supposed that wasn’t your fault, you always had been a bit shy. Even six months into your relationship with him, Leo only hoped that you’d warm up to his brothers eventually. You seemed to do alright with Splinter, that was a plus for the situation. It wasn’t that you were mean or impolite to the others, you were just… avoidant. Distant, quiet, whatever word you wanted to use. You just didn’t seem comfortable at the lair.

He was excited that April had asked to host a game night though, maybe you’d come out of your shell (haha, see what I did there?) and socialize, even for a little bit. They’d all shown up a few minutes early to make sure April didn’t need help with anything, she’d assured them that everything was handled and made sure to inform Leo that you would be back shortly with Casey from your snack run. Mikey had joked that you’d ditched the get together to avoid them but they all knew it ran the possibility of not being a joke.

You unlocked the door and held it open so Casey could get inside without tripping himself before entering yourself and kicking your shoes off. Leo looked up to meet your eyes and you sent him a wild grin, your entire face lit up with amusement.

“Hi babes! Are you ready to get your ass kicked at Monopoly?”

All the poor turtle could do was nod.

“Good. I did grab drinks by the way, April there should be a mixer in the cooler bag, Donnie there’s some of that lemon lime stuff that you said you wanted to try, Mikey, orange crush as usual, Raph I tried to go for Dr. Pepper but they were out so I figured that root beer was a safe second. And Leo they had a new boba flavor that you haven’t had yet so I grabbed one. If you don’t like it then you can have mine, I just have the peach royal.”

Beverages were tossed and they were lucky that their surprise didn’t throw off their catching skills. You and April shared a quick word in the kitchen as you took your coat off and ran a hand through your hair.

After some arguments team captains were decided and Donnie nearly had a heart attack when you picked him instead of Leo or either of your friends. He even went so far as to point at himself to make sure you weren’t joking. You declared that while you loved your boyfriend his morals were too strong to be competitive, Donnie’s were not, he said so himself.

They were all surprised that you’d remembered that conversation.

It wasn’t until halfway through the game that things started getting heated, you and Mikey were nearly jumping across the table at each other. And it visibly took all of your strength to not burst out laughing when he started yelling.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS CHEATING! YOU'RE CHEATING! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!"

April and Casey were snorting into their arms as you got to your feet and walked towards the kitchen, making a poor attempt at climbing the appliance.

"THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!"

Raphael

Raph had always been under the impression that you were never really 100% yourself around him, he knew for a fact that you weren’t when you stayed over. He’d never seen someone so aggressively avoid someone, except himself of course. You were his partner of almost a year and it seemed like you were never going to let your true self shine. However you did seem to lighten up when you were alone with him, he supposed that was normal, but you may as well have been a pair of old earbuds that only work when you held them a certain way at the lair.

He honestly hadn’t expected that to change tonight, not given the text that Casey had sent him informing him of April’s recent breakup with whatever guy she’d been dating. So when he climbed in through the window and saw both you and Casey sitting on the floor in front of the bathroom he really didn’t think that the words out of your mouth would be-

“April you’ve got another twenty minutes of this then I’m ripping the door off the hinges!”

Casey shot you a look and you shrugged nonchalantly before getting to your feet and walking over to your confused boyfriend.

“Hey, sorry about this. Casey only texted you as a last resort if he needed someone to stop me from tearing the door off.”

Raph found that peculiar, “Uh, couldn’t he do it himself?”

The man in question looked up from his spot on the floor.

“Nah dude, they’re crazy. Last time I tried stopping them from doing something they nearly knocked my damn tooth out while screaming, and I quote, “If you put your hands on me I’m gonna fucking rip your face off” and quite frankly I don’t have the balls to test that.”

“No no dude, that’s valid. I wouldn’t either. Babe, why are you so-”

You raised an eyebrow at him over a glass of water, “Violent? I’m not Raph. These two just have little bitch feelings.”

He found it hard not to laugh at that and fifteen minutes later when you left his side to approach the door again it sent him reeling.

“This shit’s temporary April. You’ve got nice teeth and a fat ass, stuff your feelings down!”

Michelangelo

There would never be a time where Mikey wasn’t a prankster with you, it was just simply non-negotiable. You were cool with that and he was aware, he was also aware that no pranks were to be pulled at the lair. So he’d reign it in while you visited, just for a short while. But you’d never said anything about the apartment and Mikey was a creature of opportunity.

Unfortunately Leo talked him out of it and forced him not to pull anything while they visited. The leader was already on edge so when he walked in with the others following closely behind you were the first person to see him. Your eyes caught Mikey’s instantly and you might as well have been telepathic at that moment. But you took one look at Leo’s solid, angry face and seized your moment.

They weren’t at all ready for the scream.

“GET YOUR FUCKIN’ DOG BITCH!”

And they also weren’t ready for Mikey’s response of, “It don’t bite.”

And Leo was not ready for the pillow that got whipped at his face at incredibly high speed.

“YES IT DO-”

So when Leo finally realized that they were yelling at him his mood did not improve at all and in fact declined sharply into a pit of “oh fuck”. And that was how you ended up on Mikey’s shoulder getting dragged away from any sort of repercussion for your actions.

These got a little short near the end but I hope you like 'em and I hope I was able to capture what you had in mind! 😁

-Mars 🌠

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