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Yoongi Doesn’t Romance [myg x reader]

✂︎ warnings: excessive cursing, bad writing

✂︎ word count: 6.6k (I meant to write a very short drabble… aHAHHA)

✂︎ genre: it’s.. literally just crack. Good dosing of cheesy romance and overused cliches

✂︎ A/N: it took awhile but we here!!! with a short drabble but still!!! hope you enjoy this cringey fluffy fic full of shameless jimin and shy yoongi- arguably the best yoongi

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✂︎ synopsis: yoongi isn’t great at expressing feelings- especially with how nervous he gets around you. alternatively titled: yoongi sucks at romance

“... and I don’t understand why you’re so hell bent on denying it! You obviously have a crush on him!” You roll your eyes at Namjoon, flicking your index finger at his forehead and watching as he flinches and lets out multiple sounds of pain, which you promptly ignored.

“I’m denying my crush because he so obviously doesn’t like me back! He hates me, Joon. He literally detests me.” You say, jumping back onto the stained and cluttered couch that occupies most of you and Namjoon’s shared dorm.

“And I’m telling you that you’re overthinking it,” Namjoon says, chewing on some popcorn. “I don’t think he hates you, you’re just exaggerating things.”

“I am not!” You protest, swinging your head around to look Namjoon dead straight in the eyes. “He hates me! He practically leaps out of the room whenever I’m around.” Namjoon opens his mouth to reply, but is cut off by Taehyung, who is currently seated two feet away on a small thrifted chair.

“Shhhhhhhh-” His eyes are still fixated on the TV screen, watching the random nature documentary playing that you and Namjoon had long ago abandoned. You and Namjoon both watch Taehyung for a second amusedly as he attempts to stuff popcorn kernels in his mouth and completely misses the mark. You’ll have to remind him to clean up the floor later.

“But,” Namjoon whispers to you, “Literally every time you aren’t around I swear all he can do is run his mouth on and on about you.”

“Not true!” You yell, squeaking out a quick apology to Tae, who glared at you for interrupting the segment on apes. Something about how apes can learn languages, but you’re not too sure. “Lies!” You hiss, elbowing Namjoon in the rib.

“Ow-!” He jumps back, wincing. “Why do you always resort to violence?” You didn’t have an answer to that question, unfortunately. “And I’m not lying! I swear on my bonsai trees he always asks where you are whenever you don’t show up to stuff.”

“Maybe he just wants to know how much glorious time he has left before he has to face me again.” You offer, tearing open what must be your third dorito family pack of the night. (It’s fine, you’ll burn it off by running to class tomorrow when you’re inevitably late once again.) “Namjoon, face the facts: he only tolerates my presence occasionally because we share a couple of mutual friends. If it weren’t for you and the other guys, he would’ve already started a hate club for me, I’m sure of it”

Namjoon stared at you exasperatedly, before muttering something that very suspiciously sounded like ‘God you’re such a dumbass’ before taking out his phone to swipe through Tinder, not uttering another word to you.

Despite Namjoon’s utter and complete lies, you don’t exaggerate anything when it comes to Min Yoongi. Not his hatred towards you, or how he speaks two words maximum every year directed at you, or your massive slight crush that you’ve harboured for him, or how cute he looks with beanies on, or how you almost fainted that one time you saw him playing basketball, or- well, you get it.

The point is, you can’t acknowledge your crush on Yoongi (Even though everyone around you is fully aware of it) because he seems to completely resent you and your existence for no reason in particular. Namjoon, Taehyung, Jimin, and many others insist that he doesn’t hate you as much as you think, but you dismiss their stupid assumptions time and time again. You’d love to believe them, but the evidence and first hand experiences you’ve had says otherwise.

✂︎

Exhibit A: He seems to avoid you on campus, or anywhere you go. This one is actually quite impressive considering the classes you two share. You’ve never seen someone go so out of their way to ignore someone they don’t like. It’s pretty commemorable. Whenever you sit in the same row as him during a lecture, he’ll move seats. One time you waved at him at a coffee shop and he just strangely blushed, and bolted out of there faster than you could say ‘rejected’. Taehyung ended up saying it, all while laughing his ass off. (You made him pay for your coffee that day.) Everytime you head over to Jimin’s dorm, he’ll just blankly stare at you two and march straight towards his room and lock himself in there until you leave. He even gulpes and swerves away when he sees you in a hallway.

You know, that awkward thing when you’re heading the same direction so obviously you’d try and be slightly friendly and wave or something but then he’ll just suddenly turn around, navigating through the crowd of angry, late students and facing all that social pressure just so he doesn’t have to waVE BACK AT YOU- okay, maybe you aren’t as over this incident as you thought.

Exhibit B: He won’t speak to you or touch you or interact with you in any way. Okay, maybe ‘in any way’ is a teensy bit exaggerated, but he definitely seems to find trouble when you two are left alone for some strange reason. He seems to be fine when all your other friends are around, but he just looks so uncomfortable when it’s just you two. He won’t look you in the eye, and he’ll just mutter incomprehensible sentences under his breath.

A couple months ago you attempted to hold a decent conversation with him in the kitchen of Jin’s fancy ass apartment. After many awkward silences that you had to fill up with your timid and boring small talk, he just mumbled something and you had to watch him go into the bathroom and scream. Either he was having some really bad explosive diarrhea, or having to talk to you was just that excruciating. Apart from intense Uno game nights or when he’s under the influence of alcohol, you’ve never even heard Yoongi raise his voice!

How is it possible that just by talking to you, he feels the urge to scream? You aren’t that boring, you think-! Actually, now that you think about it, you did try and bring up sea otter fun facts as a conversation starter, so maybe that’s why he had to scream.

Personally, you think that sea otters are the most adorable creatures to ever grace the earth, but Yoongi does seem like the kind of guy to prefer bats or something like that.

Exhibit C: The elbow incident. This haunts you to this day, not just from the horrible humiliation, but if the two previous exhibit’s weren’t convincing enough, this was real cemented evidence that Min Yoongi hates your guts.

You were talking to Jimin about the significance of ‘Phineas and Ferb’ in the cinematic industry, when your dumbass had tripped and caught yourself on Min Yoongi’s fucking arm (His bicep, on a completely unrelated note, was much bigger and stronger than you had thought, which was a complete other source of anxiety.) You would much rather fall on the ground and break all your bones, because the look on Yoongi’s face as he stared down at you clutching his arm like some sort of idiot, could only be described as disgust or horrified. Maybe both. You immediately let go, of course, and blabbered out apology after apology, but all he did was just stare and blink owlishly at you.

You proceeded to blush madly and run away, hiding your face in Jimin’s chest, which was, in hindsight, not a good idea, considering how hard he was laughing at the time. (What you didn’t see was Yoongi staring from behind you, deciding to never wash the hoodie he was wearing ever again.)

So, that concludes your argument against Namjoon’s preposterous claim that ‘Yoongi doesn’t actually hate you Y/n, it’s all in your head’ Delusional, that’s what he is. How could someone like Min Yoongi, a person you have literally been drooling over for most of your academic career, a person who single handedly has every sorority girl wrapped around his finger, even tolerate your very existence, much less be attracted to you? No, none of it makes any sense. You’ll continue to hurt yourself by being around him, despite clearly knowing that he detests your presence, and will even deny the crush you’ve somehow managed to build up for him.

Because even though it hurts to see him flinch and ignore you, you truly do think that Yoongi is one of the greatest people to ever walk on this shitty earth. He’s caring, even if he does pretend to not care, he’s smart, passionate, ambitious, and you’d be absolutely lying if you said you haven’t dreamed of pinching those squishy cheeks he seems to hide away so often.

If only you knew why he hated you so much.

✂︎

All the way across campus, Yoongi was having a similar breakdown while Jimin looked on anxiously.

“God fucking dammit!” He screamed. The sound comes out slightly muffled since Jimin can only hear what he’s saying through the pillow that Yoongi currently has his face buried in. He kicks his legs up and whines, hitting the bed with his hands. Jimin is suddenly reminded of his 4 year old cousin who threw a tantrum when she didn’t get the doll she asked for.

“And then you know what I said, Chim?? Do you kNOW?” Yoongi’s been screaming for the past thirty minutes or so. Jimin’s surprised that nobody on campus has come pounding on their door telling them to shut up yet.

“Please, do enlighten me.” Jimin murmurs, picking at his nails.

“I said ‘Salutations’ AND THEN I RAN OUT THE FUCKING CLASSROOM.” Yoongi tilts his head up from the pillow and groans, scrunching his nose up at the embarrassing thought.

“At least it’s not as bad as the time you screamed in the middle of the street when she touched your shoulder… right?” Jimin offers timidly, forcing a smile on his face. An angry, sleep deprived Yoongi is already scary enough, but he’s ten times more intense when the source of anger comes from you.

Honestly, sometimes he wonders how effective it would be if he could just lock Yoongi and you in a room and force you two to admit your feelings for once. (Until he mentioned this idea to Namjoon, who dejectedly informed him that they’ve already tried that.) ((Yoongi broke out of the room using a bobby pin and sheer force of will)) He’s never even seen a pair so smart, and yet so obliviously naive. Anyone with functioning two eyes could see the horribly obvious feelings the both of you shared for each other. In fact, for the first couple months upon meeting Yoongi, he thought that you were his girlfriend, based on how much he talked about you. That assumption carried on when he met you, until Jin told him that the two of you were just in a weird phase of dumbasses who kinda flirt.

It’s not Yoongi’s fault that he’s so bad at having actual emotions that aren’t the tears of joy that he sheds whenever he gets free coffee from the barista at the local cafe, and it’s not your fault that your self esteem is too low to recognise that Yoongi basically worships you.

In theory, you two are a match made in heaven. Both just as stupid as the other.

“How do you do feelings, Jimin?” Yoongi sits up from the bed, and Jimin thinks that the tear tracks and defeated look on his face is a tad bit dramatic, but he chooses not to comment on it, for fear of his own life.

“... what?”

“You know, feelings. How do you romance?”

“... what?”

Yoongi, completely exasperated, throws his hands up in the air and turns around to face Jimin. “Everytime I try to talk to her by myself it’s like I’m a fish out of water. I get way too nervous, and then she starts talking about otters, and she’s way too pretty so I obviously start freaking out! I don’t know, you and Jungkook have been dating for a year now, right?” Jimin nods.

“How’d you do that.”

“... Are you asking me how I got a boyfriend or-? Because I assure you that 85% of getting Kookie to be my boyfriend had to do with my great ass, so I can’t really help you out there- ” Jimin laughs as he watches Yoongi squeal and cover his hands over his ears.

“Can I ask you for relationship advice without hearing about your sex life, please?” Yoongi pleads. “I know too many unnecessary things about how Jungkook is in bed.”

Jimin decides to put his friend out of his misery. He places a hand on his shoulder, and shoots him a soft smile.

“Yoongi, my young grasshopper- ” He retracts the hand when he sees the deathly stare Yoongi is looking at him with, but so far so good, “- there really isn’t much to it. Tell her you like her, and in the very, very, extremely small chance that she rejects you, so what? It’s not like you’re going to spend the rest of your life getting ov- ” Jimin’s voice falters again when Yoongi’s stare intensifies.

“You don’t get it!” He complains, throwing himself back onto the bed once again. “You’re all good at this sort of stuff!” Jimin tilts his head in confusion. “You know, relationships! Talking to people! And I’m pretty sure Y/n is the love of my life, so I’m literally going to break down if she rejects me! I’m going to cry for days, I already know it!” Yoongi stares up at the ceiling, pouting at nothing in particular.

“She’s so perfect, smart, nice, caring, funny, strong and incredible. It hurts that she’s never going to like me the way I like her.”

“You know, Yoongi, if you never talk to her, she’s never going to know you feel that way.”

He sighs and closes his eyes, while it takes all of Jimin’s strength to restrain himself from not throwing Yoongi out of the window.

Once he’s absolutely sure that Yoongi is fully asleep, he pinches the bridge of his nose and rolls his eyes. After a few quick taps, he brings his phone up to his ear.

“Guys, I can’t deal with him anymore. We have to do something.”

✂︎

“I would like to, once again, reiterate that I am 100% against this idea.”

“Shut up, Namjoon.” Namjoon grumbles something about being unappreciated, but continues to speak up.

“It’s a bad idea, Chim. Logically, there’s only a small chance this will work out in our favour, and if it doesn't, I’m at least certain that Yoongi will dislocate all of our limbs until we’re a pile of human flesh.”

Jimin dismisses the thought. “Yoongi would never do that to us.”

“Of course he would,” Taehyung piped up. “Do you remember the time he dyed my bright pink because I made fun of Y/n for her stupid heart patterned boots and she cried?” 10 pairs of eyes slowly looked up at Taehyung.

“Well, that’s justified, we all want to murder you.” Taehyung gasps at Jin, who smiles back at him in return.

“And also, you were being a huge asshole that day and you totally deserved it. The pink hair didn’t even look that bad.” Tae smiles proudly at Jimin.

“That’s true, I fucking slayed with that pink hair. I kinda miss it, actually… ” He hums thoughtfully, scratching his chin. Jimin looks away and scoffs. Taehyung’s one of his oldest friends, but sometimes he gets a little too art-kid-college-dropout-hipster for him to handle.

“Do you guys think I should dye my hair pink again?” Nobody answers his question.

“Tae might be an absolute douchebag, but he has a point. We all know how protective Yoongi is over Y/n. Are you willing to potentially risk your life if this doesn’t work out?” Curse Namjoon for being logical. Maybe Yoongi killing him is a bit of a stretch, but he would make Jimin’s life a living hell if this operation ended up a failure.

Nevertheless, he continues to insist. “Okay, what’s the worst that could happen? I physically can’t stand Yoongi stomping around the dorm because he’s emotionally incapable of working out his feelings anymore! Yesterday he fell asleep in my bed. My bed, Namjoon. For such a tiny man, he’s really fucking heavy, I couldn’t move him and had to crash on the couch for the night. If this doesn’t end up working, Yoongi will just go back home and mope around all day long. Nothing different from what he’s doing now.”

“Um, what’s the worst that could happen?“ Namjoon asks incredulously. “How about if Yoongi finds out we tricked him, invites us to a murder mystery party, but then decides to kill us instead, and covers it up by burying our cold hard, deAD bodies in a highly unhygienic GRAVEYARD? What will you do if that happens, Jimin?“

“..........“

Nobody says anything to Namjoon, and the boys turn to Jimin once again. Shaking his head, and attempting to ignore... whatever the hell Namjoon just did, Jimin speaks.

“Oh come on guys!” He shakes his shoulders and lightly taps his foot against the ground. “Aren’t you guys tired of dealing with these two dumbasses too?” A murmur of agreement seems to go around the group, and Jimin breaks into a huge smile.

“Well, gee,“ Namjoon mumbles sarcastically. “Why don’t you just make a Namjoon Facebook hate group?“ Taehyung shushes him.

Beside him, Jin and Jungkook are exchanging money, clearly for some kind of bet. What the bet entails, Jimin has no idea, but he doesn’t have the time to question them right now.

“So, we’re in?” Everyone slowly begins to nod, all except Namjoon. Jimin beams, looking up expectantly at him. Namjoon bites his lip, and squeezes his eyes shut.

“Fine.” He grumbles out, not acknowledging Jimin’s shouts of joy. “If this goes wrong though, you bitches better be fucking responsible.”

“Well, I’m happy you’re all on board, because Hoseok is already here.” Jimin happily smiled up to find Hobi shuffling through the cafe doors, waving enthusiastically at him. He also decides to ignore the collective round of groans and ‘Jimin!’’s that went around the table.

“Why did you even ask us for our opinions if you already planned this out anyway?” Jungkook hisses, awkwardly smiling at Hoseok.

“Because you guys can never say no to me!”

“That’s only because of how fucking annoying you are, Chimmy.” Jin moves over in order to let Hoseok sit, even though he doesn’t look overjoyed at having to abandon his favourite seat.

“Well, all of you look super happy to see me.” Hobi jokes, immediately picking up Namjoon’s milkshake to take a sip.

“Sorry that you had to get dragged into all this bullshit, Hobi,” Namjoon says, pushing his milkshake towards him and sticking a second straw in the cup.

“No problem! I love pissing Yoongi off!” The group slowly stares at Hobi, who is still cheerfully sipping at Joon’s milkshake.

“Well,” Taehyung mutters. “What else do you enjoy doing in your spare time? Drowning yourself in lava?”

“Taehyung, play nice. Some people are just special. Anyways, here is the plan for Operation: Delusional Idiots Who Need To Make Out.”

“... Can’t we shorten that?”

“Yeah, seems pretty lengthy.”

“How about Operation: DIWNTMO? Like, pronounced as diwinteemo?”

“That’s… even worse, somehow.”

“Let’s just shorten it to Operation: Delusional Idiots.”

Six voices, in the middle of the busiest cafe on the school campus, suddenly shout out the words ‘Operation: Delusional Idiots!’, and a cheer goes around the table.

Onlookers wonder if they are referring to themselves.

✂︎

In hindsight, Namjoon was probably right. But Jimin can be extremely convincing sometimes, and Jin takes every opportunity to throw a party, so maybe Namjoon was fighting a lost cause in the first place.

He ponders what he wants his tombstone to say, while pacing around Jin’s apartment, where the party is already going on, full force. Maybe something like ‘Kim Namjoon (1994-2020) Murdered by Min Yoongi at a house party.’ Well, at least if he really does die tonight, it would be a good night for it.

Namjoon has many complaints about Seokjin. He could probably pull up a never ending list of the girls and guys who have come complaining to him for his friend’s mistakes, screaming about how Jin broke their heart, so and so. But, even he has to begrudgingly agree, Kim Seokjin throws one hell of a party.

It was one of those rare nights where you could actually make out the faint stars in the Seoul skyline, where the twinkling of the stars felt peaceful. Namjoon isn’t too much of a party person, but the monsters that he calls his friends go out every Friday night, pulling him along most of the time. He’s gotten used to just camping out on Jin’s fancy apartment balcony, (Seriously, what kind of college kid has a balcony?) avoiding the cheers, loud screaming and horribly unhygienic things that are happening inside.

Unfortunately, thanks to Park Jimin and his horrible ideas, Namjoon is currently wincing in the middle of a huge crowd full of sweaty bodies. He regrets not faking a fever while he could, but it was way too late now. His job tonight was to keep Y/n preoccupied.

“Remember Joonie, under no circumstances can Y/n see Yoongi before Hoseok completes the task. If she even sees a glimpse of him, she’s going to freak out and leave.”

His aforementioned target was nowhere to be seen. Namjoon is starting to worry that all their efforts will go to waste just because you decided it was another Friday to stay in bed and watch Disney movies on repea-

“wHOA!” Another sweaty hand pulls him out from the crowd, and Namjoon stumbles out, breathing heavily.

“Why aren’t you out on the balcony?”

“Why- what- oH! Y/n!”

You stare blankly at Namjoon, who is still rubbing his arm in pain.

“You came!” He says, with a look on his face that you can’t quite decipher.

“What do you mean, I came? Of course I came! It was you and Jin who insisted I come, right?” You dragged him over to the makeshift bar that Jin had set up hours ago on his kitchen island, pouring the both of you strong drinks. You’ll need it to get through the night.

“Right!” Namjoon awkwardly laughs and follows you into the kitchen, craning his neck to lock eyes with Jimin, who then gives him a thumbs up and leans over to whisper to Hoseok.

“Y/n,” He says, patting your back when you start coughing lightly from the shot you just downed. “We’re friends no matter what, right?”

“What are you talking about?” You cut him off, looking around Jin’s apartment. “Wow, it’s pretty empty today. Aren’t there usually like 50 people trying to get into one of these parties?” Luckily for Namjoon, who was almost sweating and about to cry trying to come up with an excuse to satisfy you, you ignored him and continued talking.

“Whatever, it’s fine. The less, the better.” You’re still looking around the crowds when you grab a hold of Namjoon’s shoulders, turning him towards you. “Yoongi’s not here, right?”

“What? hahahHHAHAHA nO of course not!”

“Oh okay,” You breathe out a sigh of relief. “I look terrible today, I would not be able to face him.”

“You look great today! What do you mean…!” Hopefully you dismiss the bead of sweat trailing down from his temple. It is pretty hot in here.

Apparently, it took multiple threats, to Yoongi’s coffee machine and lots of bargaining from Jimin to convince him to attend the party, but it seemed to have worked, considering that Namjoon could make out the dark figure of Yoongi, dressed in a black hoodie and ripped jeans in the corner of the room, chatting to Jungkook. His eyes, however, were riveted straight beside him, on Y/n.

“They really are idiots.” Namjoon muses to himself.

“Hm?”

“Nothing.”

From the corner of his eye, Taehyung is waving his arms around trying to catch his attention. He mouths something that Namjoon can’t quite make out, so he just mouths a ‘what?’ back at him and shakes his head.

Namjoon can almost hear Taehyung sigh from across the room.

You’re still pouring your second shot, so you don’t notice as Hoseok walks slowly from the living room. Namjoon has actually never seen his friends more concentrated on anything in his life. Even Seokjin, who was, just a second ago, dancing with some guy that Namjoon isn’t even sure he knows, has now pushed the stranger away, completely fixated on Y/n, who is blissfully oblivious to the attention focused on you.

“Hey…!” Hoseok slowly slides in, real fucking smooth, if Namjoon could add, beside Y/n leaning on his forearm and smiling up towards her. Namjoon has to commend Jimin for the execution of Operation: Delusional Idiots. He’s honestly never seen Jimin put this much work into anything.

Hoseok was the only mutual friend they knew of that Yoongi was familiar with, but not Y/n. Jimin said that he had considered Jackson for a short while, before realising that Jackson can’t talk to girls for shit. At least Hoseok can force his thoughts into some semblance of order when he’s flirting.

“Oh! … Who,” You furrow your brows at Hobi, and Namjoon slowly backs away against the kitchen wall. “Are you?” Hobi laughs and spins around to face you.

“I guess you don’t know me. I’m Jung Hoseok,” He sticks his hand out and you tentatively shake it, making him grin. “I’m friends with Namjoon.” He points up at Namjoon, and Joon awkwardly smiles, waving back at the pair.

“Ohh,” You say, nodding. “Hi! Nice to meet you!” Sometimes Namjoon worries about you. You’re way too friendly and nice for your own good.

“I’m a dance major, actually. You can call me Hobi, by the way.” He smiles at you and finally lets go of your hand. “Are you sure we’ve never met before?” You shake your head, murmuring incoherently. “No, I didn’t think so. I’d remember you if we met.” You giggle and push him aside playfully, offering him a drink. Hoseok accepts it with a smile even wider than the last.

(Namjoon is now a little skeptical about Hoseok’s claims of flirting skill, but thankfully, you are, admittedly, a little stupid when it comes to this kind of stuff. You probably won’t even notice Hobi’s flirting with you at all.)

From the corner of the room, Yoongi’s deep gaze is now glaring deep into Hoseok’s back, but Hobi either seems to not notice or acknowledge it. He continues to stare at Y/n, laughing at whatever comes out of your mouth.

“You’re a dance major? That’s so cool!” You gush, and if he didn’t know you so much, Namjoon would think that you were flirting back. No, you were just that naive.

“- Thanks!” Hobi suddenly laughs at something that Namjoon didn’t manage to catch, but what he does catch is the look on Yoongi’s face when Hobi touches your forearm.

Even Jungkook, who was talking to Yoongi, gulped and took a step back. Jin gestures something to Jimin, and Jimin shoots back an enthusiastic thumbs up. He then shouts something over to Namjoon, but he can’t quite hear over the loud party noise.

Based on his own mediocre lip-reading skills, he either said ‘It’s going well’ or ‘Jungkook smells’ He’s thinking maybe it’s the first. Namjoon slides away from the kitchen to join Jin, who is happily watching all of this unfold from the sidelines.

“When do you think he’ll break?” Jin says, sipping on a bright blue drink that Namjoon doesn’t even want to know the contents of. He quickly glances over at Yoongi’s face, which is getting redder by the moment.

“Anytime now. His glass is about to explode from his grip.” Sure enough, Namjoon predicted correctly. A few moments later, Yoongi begins to stalk over to the kitchen, and Jin clinks his bright blue monstrous concoction against Namjoon’s glass. Grumbling, Jungkook also comes over and slaps a $10 dollar bill into Jin’s palm, scowling when Jin smiles and accepts it.

“Yeah, so a group of otters are actually called a romp, can you believe that- oomph!” Seemingly popping out of nowhere, Yoongi grabs a hold of your hand, glaring at Hobi.

“Yoongi!” You squeak out. Namjoon, that fucking liar! He left you all by yourself with a new friend and didn’t even bother telling you the love of your life was in the very same room? You didn’t even wash your hair yesterday night! Well, at least someone finally listened to what you have to say about otters… say, that was a bit unordinary, nobody else has ever been interested in your otter fun facts before-

Your trail of thought fades away when you look back up at Yoongi, who is still strangely looking at Hobi. “Um...” How is he holding you right now? He flinches away whenever you poke him on the shoulder, how is he holding your arm right now, completely unaffected? Oh.

Of course Yoongi wouldn’t touch you willingly. He just has to be stupidly noble and moral and save you when you’re alone with a man he isn’t familiar with. “Oh, ah… Yoongi! This is my new friend, Hobi! You have nothing to worry about, I was just talking to him about otters and- oh, nevermind. Anyways, you don’t… have… to… hold my hand anymore.” Well, at least you can save him from the embarrassment of holding your hand any longer.

“Yoongi, Yoon- Yoongi,” He doesn’t let go of your hand, even when you attempt to slip yours out of his. He seems to be gripping on, for a reason you can’t seem to comprehend. All he’s doing right now is maintaining eye contact with Hobi. Instead, he just glares into his eyes, repeating your words.

“Friends. Friends?”

“Yes, friends! Oh, ah, let me introduce you, um, Hobi, this is Yoongi, and Yoongi, this is-”

“Jung Hoseok. You call him Hobi?”

“Well, yes- oh! Do you two know each other, or?”

“Of course!” Hobi says, pouring another drink out. He stretches out his arm and offers the glass to Yoongi, but all he does is stare at the glass, not moving an inch. Still smiling brightly, Hobi just brought the glass to his lips, sipping on two separate drinks at a time.

“Long time no see, man! Yoongi, how’ve you been?” Yoongi, still clutching onto your hand, stayed silent for a while, all while Hobi continued to smile.

“I’m… fine.” He eventually chokes out.

“Yoongi, are you okay? You seem really-” You’re once again interrupted when Yoongi pulls you away, stomping out the kitchen. You lean backwards, yelling out a quick apology to Hobi, but he doesn’t seem affected in the slightest.

“Yoongi, you’re being rude! I said you don’t have to worry! Hobi is a new friend I met, he’s a friend of Namjoon’s, and we were just talking about otters-”

“Why are you defending yourself?” Boy, you just keep on getting interrupted tonight.

“Wha- huh?” Yoongi finally lets your hand go when he reaches the apartment door, shutting it closed, leaving it swinging in midair, even though he regretted it immediately after. You can still faintly hear the party going on through the door, but you had no time to process the fact that Yoongi just pulled you outside the party when he spoke up again.

“I said, why are you defending yourself like that? You have no reason to. You’re acting like I just caught you cheating.” Yoongi’s voice turns faint towards the end of his sentence, and he looks down at his feet, stuffing his hands into his hoodie pockets.

“I’m not defending myself! I’m just- I’m just, well, I-” You fumbled with your words, stuttering and fidgeting around with your fingers. Why were you defending yourself? It’s not like… Yeah, it’s not like you’re his girlfriend or anything.

“You can talk about otters to whoever you want. You might want to change up your flirting tactics though, not many people can put up with your strange obsession with otters-”

“hEY!”

“- Anyways, Hoseok’s, not a bad man. He’s pretty great, actually,” Yoongi admits. “He’ll treat you well. And he seems to be super interested in you, so… ” Yoongi clears his throat. You narrow your eyes and look down at his shuffling feet. This is probably the most Yoongi has ever spoken to you, in private, anyway. Why is he so unbothered? And why does that bother you so much? He doesn’t even care a little bit? Does Hobi really seem like such a great guy?

“You don’t care?”

“No, just, you know, don’t get hurt, or whatever. I’ll have to murder him… Or something.” You let out a small laugh, but he doesn’t seem to be joking.

“So, if I go straight back in and ask Hobi out, you wouldn’t mind?” You swear that a vein pops out from Yoongi’s neck, but perhaps it was just your imagination.

“Why would I mind?” He says, through clenched teeth.

“... You’re right. Why would you be mad? You don’t care about me anyways.” Something ticks in Yoongi’s jaw.

“What do you mean I don’t care for you?” He blurts out, just as you were about to head back through the apartment door.

“Oh no, please, it doesn’t bother me as much now, trust me. It’s fine, Some people just don’t… vibe with you, I get it! You don’t like me all that much, it’s okay! It’s not like you’ve hurt me or anything! You just don’t like talking to me because I’m kind of a dumbass, that’s alright. It’s okay to keep avoiding me. And again, I’m sorry for the whole elbow thing, you didn’t talk to me for like the next two weeks, and again, I totally understand, you know?” Yoongi stares at you, blinking in realisation.

“So… you mean to tell me that all this time, you’ve thought that… I didn’t like you?”

“Well,” Now you’re blinking confusedly along with him. “Isn’t that… why you run away everytime I come over to hangout with Jimin?” Yoongi brings his hands out of his pockets and buries his face in them, groaning.

“And that’s why you don’t like talking to me, right? And that one time I spoke to you and you went into the bathroom and screamed for like five minutes? … Do you not hate me?” A look of realisation floods his eyes, and Yoongi leans against the wall, slowly sinking down to the ground until he’s practically sprawled out on the floor. Staring aimlessly, he reaches up and grabs your hand again, pulling you down to face him. You let out a small squeak, but you crouch down on your feet, awkwardly looking at your right hand that Yoongi (!!!) is currently holding for the second (!!!!) time.

“Forgive me, Y/n.” He whispers, dropping his head onto your hand.

“Forgive you? What for? Yoongi this is a little dramatic, don’t you think? This is technically a public area, um, maybe you wanna go back to your dorm? I can call Jimin out here, I’m sure he’ll leave the party early, let me just-” He pulls you back and won’t let go, even when you try to stand and leave his grip.

“Yoongi!” Like a child clutching onto his mother, he just sits there and pouts, not letting your hand go.

“I’m sorry!” He wails, lightly kicking his feet up. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry for being my emo self and avoiding you, I’m sorry for making you think I hate you when that really isn’t the case at all, I’m sorry for being an idiot and screaming whenever you touched me, I promise that none of that was ever your fault, because you must have felt so hurt and disgusted by me-” Yoongi suddenly looks up and glares at you.

“Yah! Why didn’t you just slap me!”

“Slap… you?”

“Yes, slap some sense into me, you idiot! I was so mean to you, why didn’t you just tell me you were hurt?”

“Well,” You said, smiling nervously. “I wasn’t hurt!”

“Yes you were!” He wails again. Some sort of strangled noise comes from the back of his throat. “You must’ve been really hurt, and I’m sorry! I don’t want you to be hurt! I don’t want you to date Hobi, and I don’t want to lose you, because I’m selfish, and I’m fucking stupid!”

You speechlessly opened your mouth and closed it again, like a fish. Well, that was a full 180. What is he talking about? Apologising? You had dealt with the uncomfortable small talk and denying your feelings for years only to have him apologise now? You finally manage to open your mouth and firmly say something, but what comes out of your mouth is certainly not what you planned to say.

“Min Yoongi!” You yelled and watched him slightly tilt his head up. “How could you say that now!?” His head is fully up now, gazing at you slightly dazed. “How dare you mess with my feelings for the past two years, just to completely, unexpectedly, blurt all of this out outside of Seokjin’s shitty house party?” You cry, slouching down onto the ground and sitting cross legged. Your unoccupied hand reaches up to your hair, frustratingly running your hand through your messy locks.

“... If it counts for anything, I think that your obsession with otters is really cute.” You sniffle, for no particular reason, and nod.

“... Does that mean you like me then?”

“Y/n,” Yoongi sighs, taking your other hand out of your hair and placing it into his own. “Isn’t that obvious, you fucking dumbass?”

“You’re kinda giving off mixed signals here.” Yoongi squishes your cheeks together in a brave act from an unusual burst of courage that he managed to somehow build up.

“Y/n,”

“Mmph- Yesh?”

“I like you. I like you a lot. I’m sorry for being a dumbass who couldn’t ask you out, and I’m sorry I had to do this at Seokjin’s ‘shitty house party’, but I’d really like it if you would go on a date with me sometime.”

Yoongi releases your cheeks from his grip when you stay silent for a small while, red slowly creeping up from the neck up to his ears.

“I mean, you know, only if you want to, it’d be fine if all of that was just, you know… ” Yoongi mutters, gesturing around randomly.

“I’d love to go on a date with you, Yoongi.”

“Oh. Cool, that’s cool. That’s… yeah that’s cool.”

“Text me the details?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll, I’ll do- I’ll do that.”

You can hear a faint scream when you enter Seokjin’s apartment again, but instead of filling you with the insecure, horrible feeling like it once did, you just smile and giggle to yourself again. What you don’t seem to notice is Jimin, Jin, Joon, Tae, Jungkook and Hobi exchanging victorious glances across the room.

(About a week later, Yoongi took you to the zoo for your date. He slightly regretted that decision after you spent an hour making faces at the otters.)

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oncefutureemrys · 3 years

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more asks! 14, 24, 28, & 96 (if I’ve remembered the numbers correctly-)

ahhh finally responding to this ahahha!! thanks for the lovely ask!!

14. Are You Psychic In Any Way?

God, I wish ahaha. That would be super cool! And much more exciting! But alas, I am a boring, random person on the Internet.

Ahhh, if only...

24. Baths Or Showers?

You know, I haven't taken a bath in years ahahah I am definitely more of a shower type of person. But baths are good too and I would love to take a bubble bath at some point ahah cause those seems very relaxing.

28. What Type Of Music Do You Like?

Welllllll I practically like everything honestly except for some country (Taylor Swift and some others) and some screamo stuff. Idk im very boring

i guess mainly the stuff I listen to a ton is either pop music or indie music ahaa. although sigh, yes I did have a bit of an emo phase in middle school which i will never be over because those songs were jams. God, give me some good old My Chemical Romance shit I love ittt.

96. How Did You Get Your Name?

My parents. They named me. They used their mouths to say "yes, that one. We shall name her a Sanj." That's basically... that's how... yeah.

Yes, I know I'm super funny.

No, I mean... I guess they just like the name haha. I'm sure they've told me before what it was and I must've forgotten it. Whoopssss hahh.

Thanks for the lovely ask!!!! You are awesome!!

Send me numbers of some questions you would like to ask me

#ask #ask answered #mutual!#hiya hope you liked this #idk if any of these are interesting #but here it isss #thanks for the ask!

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narniadreams · 3 years

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hello !! i’m doing some tags

tagged by my dear eysha @lucypcvensie <3

rules: bold what you prefer!

tea or hot chocolate? cozy books or halloween movies? plaid or corduroy? foggy mornings or twinkly nights? orange or black? pumpkin or apple pie? wool or velvet? picking fruit or carving pumpkins? libraries or coffee shops? cinnamon or peanut butter? spooky or cozy halloween? candles or fairy lights?

tagged by @c0ffeebee (thank you for tagging and i hope you’re doing alright <3) @westernwoods (hi maddie i luv ur blog!!) @bloodybigwardrobe (YES im glad u enjoy reading my tags on your work!!) @athoughtfox (thank you for tagging me! as always i hope you’re well)

Last Song: soldier, poet, king by the oh hellos

Last Movie: i watched the beginning of Avatar last night, before that, i watched Mockingjay pt.1 together with my mom a few days ago <3

3 Ships: i love me some casmund, hijack and reigisa

Currently Watching: tv series? nothing; i’ve been meaning to catch up with a few animes i’ve started but never finished ;;

Currently Reading: recently finished re-reading the complete hunger games trilogry !! perhaps i will order some books and start something completely new soon

Currently Consuming: nothing

Currently Craving: some rest and calmness in my brain and heart, hugs and spending time with my friends, creativity and inspiration !! i also want some cold water lol

i was tagged by @sangeluine (thank you!! and i really enjoyed reading your answers <3)

nickname: nobody really uses nicknames for me atm except for my mom (bless her)

zodiac: taurus baby <3

height: 163 cm. i think that’s about 5′2 feet?

last thing i googled: '’how much blood do you lose from losing an ear’’ um..... i’m trying to write a book... yea...

song stuck in my head: atm i’ve moved on from the oh hellos to the still life album from haruka nakamura

number of followers: a whole lot more than i deserve probably

amount of sleep: recently i’ve been having sleeping problems again, so i’d say about six hours at most (which is still okay)

dream job: i.... don’t know. i want to be so many things. a movie director, a writer, a photographer, i also want to work at an animal shelter. or teacher. just, i have no idea..

wearing: tbh i’m still in my pyjamas hahaha

when i created this account: 2011!!! almost ten year anniversiry baby !!

why i made this account: an old friend of mine kept sending me cool gifs and photos on this old forum we used to talk on. i asked her where she got them from one day and she told me it was from tumblr. now here i am almost ten years later ahahha

favorite song: i usually answer the call by regina spektor but as of late, i’ve really been enjoying never mine by choutokkyuu

favorite instrument: i feel like i am obligated to say violin (because i play that) but i also love harp and guitar

aesthetic: all over the place? it depends on my mood honestly. i’d say usually i’m sort of a mix between vintage/thrift/art/grunge ???

favorite author: obviously i love cs lewis. and i’d say brian selznick as well.

favorite animal noise: oh now that’s a hard question !! probably the sound of birds chirping in the morning. although i really love the sound of cats purring as well.

random fact: since a few weeks back i started to re-read all of the hunger games books, i’ve been kind of into it again. so one day i was watching the first hunger games movie (my personal favourite) and about halfway through, my mom joined me into watching it. i spoke a bit about what things were left out in the movie but were important elements in the books. well anyways, my mom got kind of invested and she enjoyed herself ! since then, we’ve watched catching fire and mockingjay part 1 together and she has been liking it !! she never cared about it much when i was truly obsessed with it (back in like 2012) but right now, with me telling her more about it, she admits it’s not bad hahah. ALSO i fully understand why i was so damn in love with peeta mellark, he is like. perfect. precious. i love him so much still <33

i tag anyone who wants to do these !!! just say i tagged u !!

#alright that was a lot #thank you to all the kind people tagging me <333 #giving u all my luv <3 #(i think pretty much everyone has been tagged already now; so...)#(really just do these tags if u want to; i've tagged u!!)#about me

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sarohara · 3 years

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You both like dance.

Stranger: M

Stranger: not here for nudes

You: Hey

You: Neither me ahahha

You: that zzzzzz

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: nice meeting you

Stranger: what's your name?

You: nice meeting youu dude

You: Sarah it's my name.

Stranger: Nice meeting you Sarah

You: Actually Alie Sarah

Stranger: how old are you?

You: um. i'm 17.

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: wanna play 20 questions?

You: yea why not

Stranger: Dogs or cats

You: wait. i didn't ask ur name. whats ur name?

You: Cats>>>

Stranger: Im jon

Stranger: not snow

You: Not snow AHAHHAHA

Stranger: I have a cat named Hope

You: Oooh hope

You: It's an amazing name

Stranger: She's so petite that she falls asleep on my tummy everyday

You: ahahahahhahahahahh aw!!!

Stranger: hahah she's AWWDORABLE

You: okay lemme rephrase

You: AWWWDORABLE*

Stranger: hahahhaa

Stranger: your turn to ask

Stranger: I like your vibe tbh

Stranger: you are fun

You: Actually, ur fun.

You: hahahaha

You: um okay

Stranger: haha thanks

You: indie or rock?

You: or none of

Stranger: Hip Hop

You: ohhh i dance hip hop!!!

Stranger: damn, that's hot

You: hot? AHAHAHHA if u say so

Stranger: I love Hip hop dancer

Stranger: dancers

You: oh thanks then :))

You: we appreciate that

You: ahahha

Stranger: hahhaa

Stranger: walk on the beach while holding hands? yes or no

You: nah, just if ur my boyfriend or best friend. ahahah

You: or mom. who knows.

Stranger: hahaha okaay

Stranger: do you have a bf?

You: good question.

Stranger: answer will be even better

You: um, i would say,.. i have someone. but i dunno if it's my bf.

Stranger: aw okaay

You: what about u?

Stranger: He's definitely missing out on something fr

Stranger: Nope

You: do u think so? i don't think so ahaha

Stranger: yes, you have a great personality

You: But how can u know that? ahah

Stranger: My gut feeling

You: Ooooh whoah

You: That's funny

You: and thanks :)

Stranger: hahah your welcome hon

You: what u doing here?

You: btw

Stranger: I wanted to talk to someone

Stranger: I get lonely sometimes

You: oh i feel you. sometimes.

You: do u wanna talk about it?

You: idk. just open up.

Stranger: Yeah i mean it gets depressing

Stranger: this life and shit

You: what's going on with life?

Stranger: I want to be a musician and nothing is going as planned

Stranger: so it gets tough sometimes and I dont have many friends to share this with

You: oh musician. that's awesome. but u know right...nothing's easy..but u can do it. i believe in you.

You: hey, what about me

You: i'm your friend now ahahah

Stranger: Thaanks, see I told you, That guy is missing out on something amazing

Stranger: yess you ARE <3

Stranger: THANKSS

You: Awwwww my goodness

Stranger: cuddling on top of a mountain under a million stars? yes or no

You: Yeaa 100%

Stranger: sooo romantic <3

Stranger: under warm sheets, near a bon fire

You: yea quite romantic ahahah <3

You: i'm not that kind of person btw but yea

Stranger: what kind?

You: romantic

Stranger: ah okaay

Stranger: i undestand

You: yea yea yea

You: what time is it?

You: random question

You: ur from texas right.

Stranger: 10pm

You: lemme say something

You: u skipped me. when i was about to show u a song. i got sad aahhaha but no hard feeling

Stranger: am*

Stranger: really?

You: yeaaaaa

Stranger: OH NO WE GOT DISCONNECTED

Stranger: YOU SAID YOU WILL SEND THE LINK

You: YEAAAA EXACTLYYY

You: disconnected? i swear

You: i thought u skipped me

Stranger: yess

Stranger: No, wtf

Stranger: i was waiting for the link

Stranger: and the server went off

You: omegle sucks

Stranger: yeahhh

You: can i show the song now?

Stranger: can you send it now?

Stranger: yes

You: AHAHAHAHA

You: yea for sure

Stranger: oblique

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoY6nmmjnHM

You: idk you yet by alexander 23.

Stranger: wait

Stranger: let me listen

You: take your time

Stranger: HIS VOICE IS SO GOOOD

Stranger: OMG THIS SONG MAKES ME MIS YOU HAHAHA

You: MISS MEEEE?

Stranger: how can you miss someone you've never seen

You: oh my goodness. i felt that.

You: i miss you too

Stranger: you cutieeee

You: ahahhahahaha

You: u know

You: I really like this song. it's a pity I can't show it to the whole world. but i could show u.

Stranger: yes im glad you shared it with me

You: yea i'm glad u like it.

Stranger: i loved it

You: aw, even better.

You: your turn. u should show me one.

Stranger: kisses on cheeks or forehead?

You: can i say both?

Stranger: yess you cannnn

You: both!!!

You: but forehead>>>

Stranger: I love kisses on forehead

Stranger: giving mosty

Stranger: mostly

You: that's so sweet

Stranger: feels so secure

You: yeaaa exactly!!!

Stranger: soft whispers during a back hug? yes or no

You: Aw yeaaa !!

You: what do u think?

You: yes or no

Stranger: I love it

Stranger: it's so romanticccc

Stranger: and sexy tooo

You: Well, lemme say.

You: She will be lucky.

Stranger: I Hope so

You: I'm sure

Stranger: can i keep asking?

Stranger: Im loving this convo

You: Yea go ahead. i have no plausible question but go ahead.

Stranger: kisses on lips or neck?

You: um. lips bc I have tickles ahahha

Stranger: hahahh so cute

Stranger: i love kissing on lips too

You: Yea, well, everyone does. i guess ahahah

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: I hope my questions are not making you feel uncomfortable

You: nah ur fine ahahah

You: if I feel uncomfortable, i'll let u know.

Stranger: Lip biting while kissing? yes or no

Stranger: yes please do

You: Yea. I mean, yea.

You: abhahaha

Stranger: hahaha dont be shy

Stranger: you can be open to me

You: well, i mean...it's natural u know, u just don't think before u do it, you just do it.

Stranger: ikrrrr

You: yeaaa

You: and i'm not being shy oke ahahah

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: yess okaay

You: yessss so whaaat

Stranger: French kissing? yes or no

You: well, what that means?

Stranger: kissing with tongue

You: is it french kissing? ahahah i didn't know that lol

Stranger: Yes hahaha

You: I mean, in Brazil we always do it. ahahah good to know that it's from French ahgah

Stranger: hahaha

You: france*

Stranger: do you like kisses with a lot of spit?

You: ahahahhaha i have no clue!!!

Stranger: hahahah okaay

You: what about u?

Stranger: Yeah i love me

Stranger: in *

Stranger: I like it messy

You: oh okay then. so yea as well ahhaha

You: messy? lmao

Stranger: yes with a lot of saliva and tongue

Stranger: really dirty

You: Oh i get that ahah

Stranger: hahaha sorry, too much info ig

You: ahahah a lil bit

You: ur fine ahah

Stranger: haha thanks

Stranger: cuddling on bed or couch

You: and does it make any difference?

Stranger: hahah ig not

You: i mean, bed seems more comfy.

Stranger: ik, more space more love

Stranger: fav cuddling position?

You: the position that's most comfortable lol ahahha

You: nah i'm kidding.

Stranger: hahaha

You: i dunno. i mean, whatever, cuddling is cuddling.

Stranger: yeah makes sense

Stranger: kissing while cuddling?

Stranger: yes or fuck yes

You: aw ahahha hell yea

Stranger: it's the best

You: ikrrr

Stranger: a place you love being kissed?

You: Forehead? Lips? both.

Stranger: hahah i love it

You: aahhaha yea i know that

Stranger: hahahha

Stranger: feeling eachother while cuddling? yes or no

You: how is it possible, i mean, cuddling without feeling each other?

Stranger: it is lol

Stranger: he can wrap his legs around her pull her closer and feel her with my hands

You: Oooh

You: Yea sure

Stranger: his* ooops

You: Yea yea i get that ahaha and hell yea

Stranger: massaging your booobs from the back? yes or no

You: uuum. i dunno. i mean, yea?

Stranger: hahah okaay

Stranger: too much?

You: maybe

Stranger: sorry shit

You: ur fine

Stranger: you are super fine like fine wine

You: like fine wine? HAHAHA whatever that means. im fine

You: i mean, just don't make it too awkward

Stranger: yeah I wont

Stranger: you ask me a few

You: i have no ideia. i mean, u already asked everything ahahah u know,

Stranger: guys in underwear or boxers

You: boxers?

You: yea

You: sounds good

You: ahhahah lmao

Stranger: hahhaha you dirty girl

You: I ammm nooot

You: lmao

Stranger: you sure?

You: i'm preeetty sure

Stranger: okaay hahahaa

Stranger: i can make you one

You: make what?

Stranger: girl <3

You: nah im fine like that ahaha

You: oh ahjahahha

You: my girl**

Stranger: hahah yesss

You: sounds a quite better like that

Stranger: okaay

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lovelyparkers · 4 years

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my bday special random head canons with peter!

hi it's my birthday!!! as promised i'm writing a bunch of headcanon requests and they will all be here in this chapter MWAH <3 yuh let's get into it

-so first off my fave request

-so ur an avenger on a mission in the snowy mountains

-you and peter are teamed up ofc

-being you, you decide to get way too into the battle and not care about your own well-being

-peters yelling at you like

-"YOU BETTER NOT GET HURT"

-and

-"IF U DIE I WILL KILL YOU"

-but he really does care about u and he's scared asf

-anyways so

-you get hurt

-basically some creature

-who the fuck knows

-launched you in the air and into the freezing snow and knocked you out

-peter couldn't find you and immediately got nervous

-he was able to track you down with stark's tech and dig you out of the snow where you were lowkey freezing to death ok

-he pulls you up into his arms and holds you tight and starts crying because he doesn't know if you'll make it

-he swings over to the cabin tony bought just for the mission

-because we all know tony is extra asf

-bruce checks you up to see if anything's broken

-it's not

-you most likely just have a concussion and knocked out for awhile

-peter carries you bridal style to the living room where the fire is blazing

-he sits on the couch with you in his lap

-you have layers of warm clothes on

-he strokes your hair and makes sure your head stays up comfortably

-he wanted to be there when you woke up duh

-and when you do wake up your really confused and have a headache

-but when you recognize peter you automatically feel safe :)

-and he's like crying again bc he's so glad you woke up but also mad at you for going crazy

-he'll squeeze your hand a lot and cup your cheek to make sure you're actually there

-and he'll say "you scared the crap out of me y/n. don't do that ever again. promise me?"

-you promise and just cuddle into his side

-he presses several kisses to your head

-and you him in response

-u two just hold each other so close

-babies!

-okay next one!!

-SECRET DATING AS AVENGERS

-i LOVE this

-AIGHT

-after meeting peter you ask HIM out and ofc he says yes

-you guys totally hit it off ok

-like theirs just natural chemistry between you guys

-there's so much flirting and you get to know each other while having a picnic on the rooftop garden

-MWAH LOVE

-he kisses you on the second date and you m e l t

-and gosh he's so pretty like hot damn

-from then on you guys become a couple

-secretly

-because we ALL know the avengers love to tease

-especially sam, bucky, and tony

-nat would be here for it tho let's be honest

-you go to her for boy advice and she's so chill and begs you to tell her who u like

-she probably knows it's peter tho bc she's smart

-ANYWAYS

-you have to try really hard to keep it a secret

-and that's not easy living with the avengers

-you find yourself holding hands and then tony will walk in whatever room to get you guys for a mission and you pull apart real quick

-another time you and peter were in the movie room

-CUDDLING

-like awe

-you were cuddling duh and just holding each other

-sharing kisses every now and then

-your head was on his shoulder and his arm was around you

-then bucky and sam walked in

-with popcorn tho

-and you and peter scooted away from each other real quick when he heard the door open

-sam would tease u guys anyway

-"what's up guys? confess your love yet?"

-and bucky would be like

-"pretty sure we heard you guys making out a second ago"

-they obviously didn't hear or see anything but like to tease the only teenagers who always flirted

-but OH GOSH

-ONE TIME

-it was late at night

-like LATE late

-peter snuck into ur room ofc

-and you guys were just sitting on your bed making out right

-hands in each other's hair

-lip biting

-all that good stuff

-and nat just barges on because she knows u never sleep and likes to just talk with you or play a game or watch a movie

-this time u forgot to lock the door

-and she screams

-you jump up off peters lap and shut the door after pulling her in

-"i knew it i knew it!"

-she's smiling though and laughing

-shes genuinely happy u two are together

-but peters all blushing

-and shy

-because you guys just got caught making out by an adult

-she'll ask you a bunch of questions too

-and ur like "nAt u cant tell aNyBoDy pLEaSe"

-she promises bc she knows it's not her place

-shes great at keeping secrets bc she's an ex assassin

-but she's very happy for u guys and tells u to always be safe and all

-then you and peter go back to making out hehe

-ok my fave requested this next one hi ily

-ALL NIGHTERS W PETER WOULD BE THE BEST

-LIKE LITERALLY

-also this is best friend peter who has feeling for you but doesn't want to admit it so ur just friends but he loves u and u secretly love him

-so this is still avenger!reader bc u guys know i'm a hoe for this shit

-"i mean i'm not a slut but who knows"

-so u guys have a lot of energy one day bc u got a day off from training since tony and steve were out all day

-u slept in that day and could NOT fall asleep the next night

-u and peter had been texting late at night

-it's like midnight i'll say

-and u tell him to meet you in the grand kitchen

-so u bring urself and a blanket and run down to the kitchen in your pyjamas

-shorts and one of peters tee shirts hehe it's summer and it's hot!

-peter walks in with a big smile on his face and just wearing some shorts

-that is all

-yes

-ok so you dig into the freezer and get ice cream out for u guys

-i cant have dairy ahahha rip

-off track but let's go

-peter gets the spoons and you don't even say a word bc this is just how it always goes

-you migrate toward the living room and flip down on the couch side by side

-he is very close to you

-bare arms touching

-PREMARITAL ARM TOUCHING???????

-sorry

-he just groans bc he's bored as he hands you a spoon

-u guys always talk and eat ice cream

-passing the tub around

-peter eventually says something dumb

-like u know when u pull all nighters w ur friends and it gets to that point of the night when someone says something really dumb or weird and everyone just loses it?

-this ALWAYS happens with you two

-he deadass says something like

-"i think we have the same size feet"

-and you start cackling bc what the fuck

-"y/n no hold up ur foot to mine"

-so u do bc why not

-u do not have the same size feet ❤️

-but wow how intimate

-jk

-but you honestly CANNOT with this boy

-so you flick a blob of ice cream at his nose

-and it just immediately drips down onto his chest bc he tries to look down at his nose

-so now there's ice cream on his bArE cHEsT

-like that's hot

-jk idk u decide

-and he is literally whining

-"y/nnnnnnn what the hell?"

-ur just laughing softly but admiring his toned abs and chest

-"want me to lick it off for you?"

-peter just freezes not believing the words that just came out of your mouth

-"uhhhhh"

-he's stuttering and mumbling and BLUSHING SO MUCH

-he don't know what to do

-you laugh and say "KIDDING"

-bc again u say weird shit in the middle of the night

-u get up and get a paper towel tho

-peter is still very flustered

-kinda wishing u did

-but you come back and lean a hand on his shoulder and start cleaning the ice cream off his chest for him

-and he's just looking up at you bc

-god ur so pretty and ur practically on top of him rn

-peter probably gets horny i'm the middle of the night too let's be honest here

-but after that moment where peter felt like he was the main character

-everything is fine now and you continue talking

-eventually u turn on a movie and lay your head in peters lap

-much to his surpRisE

-and just watch the movie together

-he like doesn't know where to put his hands

-so he just lays on over ur waist

-he cant stop staring at u bc omg ur laying on his lap and omg ur so pretty and ahhhh

-when u laugh it makes him tremble

-and when the sun starts coming up u guys make pancakes and like

-y'all still aren't tired

-and ofc u spend the day together then eventually crash on the couch on top of each other

-it's very cute and tony takes pictures

-okay now for my own lil idea

-PETER WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON ON UR BIRTHDAY

-like the amount of love he would show u

-immaculate

-so ofc he would sleep over the night before bc he's in love ok

-u guys watch movies and cuddle and kiss

-at midnight he throws confetti on you and blows a horn

-he says hbd like a million times

-and he gives you a long passionate kiss mwah

-cuddles cuddles cuddles

-u sleep in each other's arms

-peter wakes up early before you to make ur fave breakfast

-he's practiced cooking so it's perfect for ur special day

-he presents it all pretty too

-then he goes to wake you up

-because you always told him to wake you up when he gets up so you can spend time together

-ur like that

-and he loves it

-he wakes you up by pressing kisses all over your face

-and rubbing your arm and fixing your hair

-you wake up with a sleepy smile and he just melts he's in love

-you give him a big hug and kiss his cheek

-then he tells you about breakfast

-he helps you walk to the table while covering ur eyes bc SURPRISE

-peter's presentation is very much adequate

-he has little gift bags lined up for you

-and balloons

-and streamers

-he just wants to make you feel so special :,)

-ur so grateful for him

-you give him big hug and kiss again bc UR IN LOVE TOO

-you sit together and eat and peter makes you open his gifts

-he made some homemade gifts too because how heartfelt it that

-he gets you one really nice present

-and a bunch of little ones like snacks

-maybe an inside joke gift

-AND PROBABLY SPIDER-MAN UNDERWEAR AS A JOKE

-you guys just burst out laughing when you open it and it's so cute

-he's just admiring you

-you spend the day either going on walks

-having a nice date

-or just staying in together

-lots of cuddles again of course

-peter parker is a cuddler

-ALSO

-MAKING OUT

-a must

-like ugh i yearn for bday makeouts

-he takes care of u so well phew

-it's very intimate and hot and passionate let's be honest

-MJ AND NED BUST IN YOUR APARTMENT WHILE UR MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH

-ned just screams

-mj was like "really? y'all knew we were coming over"

-but she's soft for u

-gives u the best hug and tells u hbd

-you guys have a mario kart tournament bc that's really fun

-snack snacks snacks

-the four of you have cake and they make u so happy

-after ned and mj leave it's more peter time

-yum

-more making out

-maybe sumn else😳

-he treats u very good to say the least

-overall it's a lovely birthday and peter is the best ok

thank u guys so much for the birthday wishes <3 i seriously don't deserve you guys ur all so sweet!!! hope u enjoyed this lil hc special mwah!

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theeundertaker · 6 years

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Tag

Heya! I was tagged by the awesome @watching-the-fire-dance <3 Thank you!

Answer those then come up with 11 questions and tag 11 people to answer them.

How are you feeling today ?

I’m doing alright, thank you! It’s evening time now, but I made a to do list nonetheless and I actually feel wayy better now than before

2. If you could travel back in time, where would you go and what would you do ?

I would probably go back to the 60s or 70s, and ya know see all my fav classic rock artists and bands but also try to become a politician and/or campaign against global warming and generally trying to change legislation and push sustainability during a time where climate change wasn’t as evolved as it was now. Idk, this is just smt I came up with now hahah

3. Nobody is watching, what do you do ?

mhh probably either mouthing the words to a song I’m listening to or eat something.

4.With which celebrity would you like to spend the rest of your life with and why ?

ohh man hardest question ever?? haha, I really don’t know... maybe David Gilmour or Rory Gallagher orr Nick Mason?? (side note: If I could time travel lmao) tbh, I don’t really know why, just bc I’m interested in what they are like but thinking about it I’m not sure I wanna spend my WHOLE life with them like I don’t know them ahahha

5. If you could only listen to one album which one would that be and why ?

man, that’s hard! mhh.. I really like the definite compilation I have at home of Simon & Garfunkel because it just has the perfect mix of sad/emotional/happy/fast-paced tunes. So, yeah I’d go with that one.

6. What kind of superpower would you like to have ?

Definitely teleportation, like that’s a no-brainer to me. ( I would have previously said something like time-travelling or immortality but nahh)

7. What is your favourite movie ?

arghh I have no clue hahaha, I really like Castle in the Sky and Gentlemen prefer Blondes - but idk, really depends on my mood!

8. What kind of jewelry or other accessories do you like ?

mhhh, I really like different ear-piercings, although I only have ordinary ear piercings but ya. other than that, I like tattoos (if they suit that person) Jewelry, I like rather silver and very thin things, like not bulky and heavy.

9. What are your favourite flowers ?

ohh I love lilac!! and hyacinths both smell lovely

10. Would you like to be someone else ? If yes, who and why ?

mhh not really, like no matter how much I don’t like myself, I don’t wanna switch bodies or so.

11. Is there anything else you’d like to talk about ? (You can pour your heart out here if you like to get something of your chest or ignore this one ;) )

mhh.. I didn’t go to my lectures today because I got a lil sick after having breakfast, it was because I had the brilliant idea to eat a lil coconut milk straight out of the can, and ya know it’s really decadent and heavy so you shouldn’t have too much, but even though I only had about two table spoons it was too much :( this sounds soo random ahaha oh also, I’m currently living with 3 other people in a house and I’m really good friends with them and they are great don’t get me wrong, but when I get home after uni in the evening or even in the mornings - I just wanna be alone and not have somebody in the kitchen the whole time while I’m trying to make my food or eat or do whatever. I don’t wanna sound anti social or so, it’s just tiring after a while haha

My Q’s:

1. What is something about you (an opinion, external feature,favourite thing,..) that has changed recently?

2. Unpopular opinion of yours?

3. Your favourite joke or meme?

4. Something every person you meet asks you about? and why? (eg. ‘where are you from?’ if you have a different accent)

5. Favourite Condiment?(i.e something you eat with nearly every meal)

6. Something that is odd, but you really like in a person, which other people would not like/not care about? (eg, freckles, curly hair, weird laugh,...)

7. A pet peeve of yours?

8. A place you’ve never been to but you feel homely towards?

9. Favourite scent?

10. Current obsession?

11. Latest dream you can remember? what was it about? Your interpretation?

People I tag (but really anybody can do this tag if they like!):

@thepinkfloydisinmyheart @bandsbeforeeverything @knockin-on-heavens-door-gnr @chronical-music-fangirlism @floydvibe @yearofthediamond-dogs @polythenepaul @psychedelic-people @lovelaceandwildflowers @becomeapauper-starve @lesbian-morrissey

#got tagged #thank youu #just do it if ya feel like it ofc

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lilietsblog · 6 years

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LETS GO MIRAI NIKKI LIVEBLOG THIS TIME HOPEFULLY WITH SCREENSHOTS

(update: nope didnt work. guess i do have to save the pics separately and not just copy-paste them into an rtf o well)

last time on: is Gasai trying to kill them??? i have no idea last time she was onscreen they (she and Yukki) were drinking soda from the vending machine????

I LOVE AKISE AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SO MUCH like theres the normal guy freaking out and then theres this beautiful white haired disaster

meanwhile I think Yuno is??? roleplaying??? like she counts on him being non-responsive to play out her fantasy of being a caring housewife? anyway yeah she's done this offscreen huh. that was a jarring transition

AND SUDDENLY OPENING its somehow SUDDEN every time and I admire that man I love this opening so much and I cant take a single screenshot reflecting how awesome it is because the entire Thing is constant movement so hey Akise whatcha thinking man I love just the CONTRAST Akise:

Other people:

what is it with me and characters who never show their emotions on their face or in their voice but act exclusively based on them??? like theres this very specific anime trope of a white haired character who is stoic as fuck but instead of making rational decisions motivated by human people logic they do 100% self-destructive things based on curiosity / love / sense of duty / whatever the fuck else and in the end they appear to be missing precisely one emotion and that's self-preservation (yes self preservation is totally an emotion look it up) Akise is that exact trope and I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH meanwhile, Yuno is having trouble feeding an unconscious prisoner... what an unexpected problem that could in no way be foreseen. let me guess: she's going to try to wake him up so he can swallow his damn katsudon ah no instead Hinata intervenes. hon SHE BEAT HIM UP AND TIED HIM TO A CHAIR HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK SHE CARES IF HE WANTS KATSUDON. what made you think speaking up was a good idea here

theres a meme of 'ask someone whos not in the fandom to interpret whats going on in this picture' but you know i think random ppl would identify this situation 100% correctly +- who Hinata is to Yukki. this anime is a cultural icon "Aren't you Yukiteru's girlfriend? Can't you tell?" I love the moon logic this anime operates on, that people inside it are forced to work within. Hinata knows how to put it in the one and only way Yuno would be willing to engage with it, ha. Aaaand looks like it's less roleplaying and more delusion. oh Yuno ah she figures out how to make him open his mouth by pressing on his jaw Yuno honey maybe the police wont come after HIM but after the shit you pulled it sure as fuck will come after YOU then again according to Akise it was coming after you anyway I guess I'm morbidly curious as to exactly how Yuno is going to organize Yukki peeing >_< huh, a sock aaaand Akise goes for the win! two skulls alas I already know One Spoiler that they are her parents, and her actions Almost Kinda Make Sense in that dream logic way so I think last time we saw the bodies they were mummies? but now that's definitely skeletons. huh

okay I'll be honest this is a reaction I did not predict this anime keeps surprising me with happenings that make perfect sense in retrospect, I really respect that about it OH IS THIS THE SCENE THAT SCREENSHOT SET WAS FROM NO I THINK THAT WAS YUKKI ASKING HER but Akise what the fuck are you counting on, that she'll come murder you in person??? I doubt all three of you could overpower her in Murder Mode tbh did you see her with an axe oh right you didnt :>

OH HEY THAT'S CLEVER I like how Yuno goes between 100% self-delusion about Yukki and painful 100% sane clarity about the horrible stuff with the other option being relatively normal interactions with Yuuki, memory suppression about murders and cheerful willingness to kill anyone for Yukki I think that second option really is better for her long-term )= you two do you realize she hears you as well maybe shut up okay no not really -I- know she's thinking because of the camera movement and stuff, -they- don't aaand she laughs. i dont think anyone (other than Akise I guess) saw this coming okay yeah looks like the gamble failed. the mind-preservation instinct of retreating into delusion overpowered the more mundane concerns so that's totally ventilation up there huh. I'm not sure if the gas plan will work for her huh so hum moment of truth WILL Akise send the email to the police or was that just a threat? (orrr the police might know already? he might have told That Nice Cop Guy about it) awww Kousaka's dying message is kinda cute

kinda superfluous - the police already know who they're looking for - but nice AHAHAHA POST LIMIT THAT'S KINDA HILARIOUS THAT'S WHY EVERYONE ELSE JUST USED THE MEMO FUNCTION ah no the rank increased fair enough wait what????? what the fuck @ Deus ah okay to clarify: what the fuck @ 8th well hey it worked out! I still quesiton a ventilation duct in a gassing room but hey I guess there was a lot of gas and Yuno didn't see a reason to conserve it and Kousaka's question is of course why the fuck is Yuno in her underwear. I mean... fair enough, I'm kinda curious too omfg

HELLO POLICE I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER oh right... bad joke anyway I like how camera doesn't play along with Kousaka, while he's saying he's the ultimate weapon he's literally blocked by Yuno's head. we know who the main character is oh hey Yukki is coming to his senses! but can't talk huh right I figured it'd be the soda

*whaps with newspaper* NO NO BAD YUNO STOP THAT (she's drawn so prettily tho damn <3)

oh my sweet summer child you don't know the rules of this game AT ALL hum and the girls can't escape the same way he did because they aren't tall enough dude she's gone up against like five diary owners already and came up on top every time you don't know who you're challenging

huh she actually agrees to play the game wonder if that's genuine or if she has a plan like, I can imagine she's just been pulled into the situation and the role of the big bad setting up traps enough to enjoy toying with people and not just getting her way at the very least she hasn't axe-murdered him... or Hinata for that matter... yet

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED it definitely wasn't just one event tho. Yuno doesn't act like someone who used to be a normal healthy kid in a supportive environment until One Bad Thing Happened and took their entire world. No, Yuno is acting like someone who'd built up the dissociation/delusion defense mechanisms over a long, long time, like, say, a victim of abuse who finally snapped and then didnt find a way to snap back I just wanna knooooow

OH MY GOD SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAS A PLAN IS IT NECROMANCY IS SHE GONNA DRESS UP YUKKI AND HINATA AS HER PARENTS WHAT THE FUCK hum what did Yukki realize that's not a key is it?

IT ACTUALLY WORKED I CAN'T BELIEVE aaand

yeah at least she didn't kill him... immediately hum

Hinata and Yukki are both tied up so I'm not sure what they can do together behind Yuno's back but I know a foreshadowing shot when I see one for all that this anime keeps genuinely surprising me with twists, it does take care to make the events easy to follow, and I like that this is Quality Storytelling

yeah but it would have shown a Dead End, right??? or does it not work like that because it's like a 'secondary' diary, an offshoot of the 8th??? I wonder

AHAHHA sorry Yuno you're used to being up against diary owners, but so is Yukki, and he's been growing more competent at this too

NICE and she'd given him his own diary -> ???? brilliant decision but seriously if Hinata did something to Yukki wouldn't that be predicted orrr I guess Yukki's actions were actions of a diary owner so when he made a new decision based on his diary (again, brilliant decision) it changed he prediction ooooohhh she kicked the key that wasn't doing anything to Yukki in itself, it just enabled Yukki to act, which, again, the actions of a diary owner three diary owners????? please tell me that's Akise and Mao and oh right Kousaka was the third one the math doesn't add up :x I think the three diary owners would be able to find them bc of Kousaka's Diary and that's the 8th's plan

this must look so utterly surreal from the side

Yuno? You're not going to drug me and tie me up and try to kill my friends, are you? This girl seriously needs to learn how normal relationships work and I Yearn to learn what the fuck fucked her up like that.

BAD MOVE YUNO HE ALREADY TRIED THAT THIS IS THE RESULT

congrats Yuno you Fucked That Up

sorry but... yeah. you deserve this

???? someone in the cast lives in an orphanage??? I'm calling Akise in that case

oh nm it's something else huh

ah that's what it was oh Kousaka everything about you was a bad idea ...

... what

it really, really fucking isn't Yukki acted on information he had, and made the best decisions he had available. but he can't control other people's actions

...are these... the apprentice diary owners? how does the system work, anyway? how does the 8th send them after anyone? Kousaka has no clue...

uh was the dramatic slo mo effect in-universe too??? they were kind of racing on opposite lanes that couldn't have taken more than like. two seconds

see that's not wrong but. you really need to up your girlfriend game dammit im just rooting for Yuno in all this. you go girl. you fight your inner demons and figure out a happy ending for yourself damn that felt like a really long episode. probably because of the screenshots here's a proposition of a new function for the tumblr staff: uploading .rtf files automatically, splitting into several posts if they are too big. thats the kind of convenience the social media is supposed to offer, right? oh hey Murmur's diary! third installment of the You Saved Me series

beautiful

you naive fucking child oh my god Murmur

MURMUR NO

so was this, like, a dream or something? hum interesting

#liliet watches mirai nikki #still no screenshots

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illbetheresomehow · 6 years

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Random Questions Tag

I was tagged by @dragonsfire thank you, as always <3

1 When was your first post of your current blog and what was it:

Wow, i don’t remember. I am on tumblr since this website started and i definetly can’t find it, but it was about music, probably. it is always about music.

2 Do i like anybody:

Well, i am having a lot of thoughts about it lately. I have no idea. I guess not, but maybe? I definetly don’t know. I like SHINee, does it count?

3 Height:  168cm

4 Past URLs

This is the only one i ever had. And i do not plan on changing. This url is important to me and makes me remember me teens. Wow, i sound old now... hahaha

5 Meaning Behind Current URL:

It was a long time ago and i was having a hard time, as people always do, and in time to make the url i came up with it thinking about some of my dreams... that’s it.

6 First person/thing you remember from your last dream:  

WOW I HAD THIS DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE I TRAVELED TO ARGENTINA WITH LEE TAEMIN BUT I FORGOT MY PASSPORT. hahaha It was very weird cause we were at the hostel and the guy just told me my ID was enough, and Taemin was being a little evil (as usual) and saying we had to come back to pick it up.

7 Lucky/favourite number:  i dont think i have this. maybe 3?

8 What’s your nome? Luíza

9 What are your nicknames?  Lu, Lulu. My uncle calls me Iza. My sister calls me ‘coisinha’ which means ‘little thing’.

10 Where were you born and raised:  I was born in a city at a state and raised at another state and city. Both are in Brazil.

11 What is your star sign: Taurus

12 What was the last ting you bought? Food. ahahha I always buy food.

13 What’s your best features: I have none.

14 MAC OR PC:  PC! Never owned things from Apple, and don’t intend to.

15 ios or android: Android, never changing now.

16 What’s your favourite season:  Winter.

17 Where do you want to live:  If i had to move within Brazil it would be POA, but i really really really really (sings to Winner) want to move to UK.

18 Do you believe in heaven or hell:  yes. at some point i didnt, but i think i do now. maybe i’ll change again? don’t know.

19 Can you speak another language:  I speak portuguese, my own language, and English. But i want to learn at least more 4.... ahahah

20 Do you like your name:  Yes. I have nothing agaist it.

22 Who do you want to be closer to:  thank you for saying me sara. I want to know you better too =D @dragonsfire

23 Pen or pencil:  Pen. My SHINee Pen. <3

24 What’s your love language:  Love language? I don’t know. food? music? books? Kpop?

25 What female celebrity do you wish was your sister:  Sister? Oh, None. I have my own sister. do not need a new one. hahaha

26 What male celebrity do you wish was your brother:  CHOI MINHO. OPPA. hahaha ok. enough.

I am tagging @pandafeet @afoxthing @interesting-mistakes if you want to do =D

#text #mine #tagg game #thanks sara.

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sunshinetheperekeet · 7 years

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I need to talk about the books I read

I have a goodreads and 3 of my friends are on there but they don’t write review or comment on the books. I love reading books but Idk its like... right after I NEED to talk about it and no one is there to talk about it. Kinda want to make a youtube just to rant about the shit I read even if its to no one.

ANYWAY!!! So I recently finished : Send me a message if you want to rant about those books, don’t be shy ! If ya have a goodread we can add eachother I NEED BOOK POEPLE.

Empire of Storms --> (Kinda not in love with this series anymore. All I want is a focus on Dorion at this point ahah.). I just... it’s not what I got myself into you know ? It’s not that the book is bad but I have soooo many books to read and I like to know what I’m getting into and book 1 and 2 have NOTHING to do with the series now. Like... what was the point of all this. It was a really long intro. I’m hoping the serie end soon. I think she is making a book 7. I hate that too. She is doin the same thing with a court of thornes and roses and like... NO its a trilogie you can’t turn it into a 6books series when its suposed to end this year. I’m a boring person who likes to know shit before starting them ;p More happy than not. --> I guess this kind of describe my feels about this book ahaha. I need 2 more chapters of like “ two years later” and all is rainbow and sunshine. In a way I love that happy ending is not in everybook I think it makes it more real but I still hate it. It makes me FEEL too much. I can’t stop having handcanons about different ending and its not healthy lol History is all you left me --> Loved it. See this is the kind of sad that I can deal with. I cried the WHOLE book. But like there is hope for a better futur. I need this xD I’m really scares for Adam’s new book : They both die in the end ahahha.

Every day --> So I finished this like... 2 hours ago. And I DONT KNOW how I feel about it to be honest. I read this cause there was a fanfiction of Klaine made around the same concept... the fanfiction was better. And like I said before,.. I can’t deal with endings like that. is that even an ending. And like.. I could accept this ending actually if there wern’t so many questions left to answer. I want to know how many poeple are like “A”. Where the fuck do the person go when A takes over. Also the ending bugged me cause it seems like A picked a really random guy and was like.. there you go Rhiannon (gosh that name) he is a nice guy you will like him. NO NOOOO. At least be on the mission to find a great guy for her and after a few weeks/months you find him and you know she will like him but the ending was basicly HEY this guy is a “nice” guy so you will like him. There honey be in love with this random dude who you know nothing about cause he is a nice guy. O.O what the actual fuck.

When it’s real --> Almost forgot about this one !! Man this one was a lot of fun. Needed it (read it after history is all you left me and right before more happy than not ahha). I love stupid love story, the love/hate thing is one of my favorite trope what can I say. Loved loved loved it. It was also hilarious how a lot of thing seems to reference to Justin Biever. I read the other books by Erin Watt paper princess and I really loved those books too but idk, they were not “good” books they were just addictive, guilty pleasure kinda books. But this one was written better. I don,t know how to explain ahha. There ya go ! The books I finished the last 2 weeks. (No I don’t read this much usually. But my weekend has been really productive haha)

#empire of storms #tog #more happy than not #adam silvera #history is all you left me #every day #when it's real #books #goodreads

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mariamwithani · 7 years

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Thank you @nazerat for tagging me hihihihihi

age - 19

biggest fear- Well i have a fear of heights, mainly because i fear falling from a high place even though i live in the 11th floor ahahha. But i mean like heights where i do not have control. But my absolute biggest fear is encountering a big bony spider. My soul will leave my body.

current time- 19.29

drink you last had- Something called Carlsberg Sport, its exactly like Sprite. every day starts with- With me tired and just wishing i could stay in bed a couple more hours.

favorite song- Well i have a lot, but it goes from the game of thrones soundtrack mainly The Targaryen songs. They are literally the most epic and beautiful music I've ever heard. I like it because it has an arabic tune or feel to it and it makes me feel home and at the same time powerfull. I’ve also like Fear The Fever by Digital Daggers, because it reminds me of my favourite ship Reylo <3

ghosts- I believe that some places have ghost. Maybe because there are souls that has such a strong energy mainly negative that it leaves the souls trapped in their misery and anger. If i’ve ever encounter one especially an evil one my soul will leave my body.

hometown- Well i lived in Basra in Iraq in 3 years, but the small town Frederikssund in Denmark is the place i truly grew up and had the best childhood ever. I miss the summer there. I dont know why the summer felt more beautiful there then here in the city.

in love with- Well not a real human hahahah but i just love the fictional character Kylo Ren. He is very intriguing.

jealous of- First of all people who are going to Star Wars celebration in april and other big cons this year in the US. People who travel the world and goes on adventures, people who can sew (i want to learn but i know i will suck) and people who live in a beautiful village or have a farm with animals and horse where they live in a place filled with green, flowers and just overall live from the chaos of the city.

killed someone- Of course not wtf

last time i cried- Hmm yesterday but that was a more laugh cry because i was confused about my mothers rage. But i cried really much in the weekends, because i felt the stress and pressure of school overwhelming me and did not feel good enough in anything. Really bad feelings that are luckily gone after some time.

middle name- Well my fathers name and my grandfathers name: Mazin Hussein

number of siblings- 1 little sister who is a pain in the ass some times.

one wish- Hmm i have many wishes, but if it was one crazy wish i would probably wish i could see history through time and to dress in historical costumes and interact with people from the time or just wear historical costumes today and go to an old-fashioned ball where we will dance and have fun exactly like the parties in the previous centuries.

person you last called/texted- My friend

question you’re always asked- hmm i dont really know. maybe ‘’have you done the homework?’’

random fact- I’ve been riding horses in 7 years and it’s the most beautiful and epic thing ever to experience. I have won 1. place in one jumping competition, where we all switched horses and i rode the biggest one and tallest and i was so scared because it was the first time i sat on that horse, but we made it and he was the best horse i’ve ever been on.

time you woke up- 8.50 am

underwear color- hmmm

vacation destination- USA (even though Trump is still the president), a place in Africa where i can interact with african tribes and go on a safari trip and New Zealand where i can do a Lord of the Rings pilgrimage and see the beautiful nature.

worst habit- Comparing myself to others. Overthinking literally everything. Being sensitive and cry about everything that makes me emotional like when i talk or see injustice. Basically i cry about everything that i find powerfull and epic, like when Daenerys is praised by slaves she liberated :’) or when people see her as the Saviour or the other characters mentioning some of the Targaryens greatness like Aegon and his badass sisters.

your favorite food- Mainly italian food. My absolute favourite is pasta with tomato sauce. I actually just ate it.

zodiac sign- Libra (maybe it has something to do with me crying my eyes out when i feel something is unjust.)

Ok i’ll tag @reymous @luhtea and everyone that want to do this <3

Btw sorry for the long answers. as you can see im a talker.

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ladybekool · 7 years

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Tag Games ♡

OK JULS HERE WE GO i’m in the mood omfg it’s gonna be long. @ttaewo you ask for this.

NINE THINGS ABOUT ME RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE and happy FAVOURITE COLOURS: yellow and very toxic green PETS: i used to have fish but they all die so nope, only my lil’ sis’ (héhé) WAKE-uP TIME: MY BODY SEEMS TO HAVE AN INNER ALARM AT 8 AM RECENTLY #LITTERALYFML THIS IS HOLIDAYS CATS OR DOGS: ... both ? really both. CHAPSTICK OR LIPSTICK: LIPSTICK (chateau wine colooor)(lalala) LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: You never walk alone - BTS

RANDOM TAG GAME: rules: go to this website: www.random.org/lists and pick 15 of your bias/faves 1. MUM/DAD: Jisoo (FUNNY TIMES) 2. SIBLING: Kihyun (omg my sassy bro... love this) 3. GRANDMA/GRANDPA: Hwasa (MY GRANNY IS FUCKING COOL ANS SMEXY) 4. HAUNTS YOU: Mark Tuan ( i would be so pleased but lowkey afraid with all this little giggle) 5. GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND: Amber (.........i’ve been blessed) 6. YOUR EX: Jaehyun (LMAO) 7. YOUR BEST FRIEND: The8 ... (OMG COOL BESTIE) 8. PROPOSED TO YOU: Jongup (ofc.. i mean.. yeah) 9. YOUR BOSS: Lisa !!! 10. RANDOM PERSON YOU MEET AT THE BAR: Yugyeom (JUST AFTER BOWLING LOL) 11. RIVAL: Wonho (oh man i’m in deep shit) 12. FIRST KISS: Jungkook (rfdjsk CUTE) 13. SUGARHIGH AND SINGING KARAOKE: Namjoon (!!!!! itwouldbesofunimdying) 14. PLAYED 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH: Taehyung (..oh my..) 15. GAVE YOU YOUR FAVOURITE DESSERT: Suga (ok this is so funny. SUGA give me my fav DESERT)(WOUHHH)(*cough* cookie *cough*)

5 COOL FACTS: rules: give out 5 interesting, strange, weird, cool, dope af, bizarre facts about yourself. it can be absolutely anything! and then tag 10 people that you’d like to know more about! keep it going! ❤️ 1. i spoke to myself a lot and when i’m in the street i sometimes pretend i’m on the phone 2. i have a birthmark pretty cool but pretty huge on my groin (i think it’s the name of it but not sure) 3. i have a tattoo 4. i have no shame 5. i did a voguing-dance-battle one day in front of a crowed it was a queer party in Porto and I legit start to dance in the middle of a crowed even if i didn’t knew shit about voguing. i didn’t win but i did it and i’m so proud of it lmao

TOP 15 KPOP SONGS OF 2016: (in no specific order) 1. Monster, EXO 2. Highlight, Seventeen 3. How’s that, HyunA 4. Save Me, BTS 5. Lie, BTS Jimin 6. Awake, BTS Jin 7. Begin, BTS Jungkook 8. Boys Meet Evil, BTS J-hope 9. The Last, Agust’D 10. MOBB 빨리 전화해 (HIT ME) (Feat. KUSH) 11. January (Feat. YDG) - 빈지노 (Beenzino) (not kpop but still) 12. Monsta X - All In 13. Monsta X - Fighter 14. B.A.P - Killer 15. Vain hope(희망고문) - NELL(넬) (again not kpop but STILL)

GET TO KNOW ME TAG: rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better TAGGED BY: @ttaewo thanks NICKNAME: morguy, momo, mo, mori, mogo etc... GENDER: female STAR SIGN: vleo HEIGHT: 166cm TIME RIGHT NOW: 10:45am LAST THING GOOGLED: groins english FAVOURITE BANDS: BTS, NELL, Moderat, Simple Minds, Massive Attack, Mansionair, Monsta X, Exo.... A LOT I DON’T KNOW FAVOURITE SOLO ARTISTS: HA:TFELT, AMBER, LUNA, Sevdaliza ... I DON’T HAVE A FAV I’M SORRY SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: Nell - Vain Hope... LAST MOVIE WATCHED: I DON’T REMEMBER LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED: F*cking Hwarang WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: 2012 ! WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU POST: meme, aesthetic, thoughts, shitty selfie, kpop WHEN DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS PEAK: idk? DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: YES DO YOU GET ASKS REGULARLY: NO NEVER lmao, no one give a shit about me lmao WHY YOU CHOSE YOUR URL: ohhh hm, first it was “ihauntedbambismom” then i saw a funny ad about lady cigarette named ladybecool so it was it and recently i changed it because it was funny...... FOLLOWING: 473 POSTS: 7,480 HOGWARTS HOUSE: SLYTHERIN AND PROUD POKEMON TEAM: i don’t know nor i care ? FAVOURITE COLOURS: yellloooowwww AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 5-7 hours (same juls) LUCKY NUMBERS: 8 FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: me WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW: my pj litteraly a pink velvet pyjama. HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP WITH: 2 DREAM JOB: working in the music industry (kpop?) as an art director DREAM TRIP: south korea....

ALPHABETICAL TAG GAME: A - AGE: 22 B - BIGGEST FEAR: dark C - CURRENT TIME: 10:55 am D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: hot water (DON’T JUDGE ME CATHY IF U READ THIS) E - EVERY DAY STARTS WITH: opening my laptop F - FAVOURITE SONG: ... i don’t know it change all the time G - GHOSTS, ARE THEY REAL?: yup there is one in my room i talk to them sometimes H - HOMETOWN: hmmm i kinda don’t want to say it, but it’s in france I - IN LOVE WITH: ... food. J - JEALOUS OF: no one ? K - KILLED SOMEONE: MY SELF ESTEEM ? L - LAST TIME YOU’VE CRIED: on valentine’s day during hwarang ep18 fucking shit M - MIDDLE NAME: DANY JACKY N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1.. 2 ? (i don’t see the second one) O - ONE WISH: Happiness for everyone P - PERSON YOU’VE LAST CALLED / TEXTED: @lbrtlss AGAIN NO SHAME LOOOL Q - QUESTIONS YOU’RE ALWAYS ASKED: what’s this ? or what are we eating ? R - REASONS TO SMILE: the sun is bright rn♡ S - SONGS LAST SANG: CYPHER PART4 T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8AM SHT but then i sleep again and usually it’s 10am U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: grey? V - VACATION DESTINATION: SEA !!! W - WORST HABIT: rambling X - X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: none ahahha Y - YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD: EVERYTHING EVERYTHING “Mianhae I hate u Saranghae I hate u, Yongseohae” ... I NEED U FOOOD Z - ZODIAC SIGN: leo

ARMY TAG: WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BIAS WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED STANNING BTS? Tae ? probably WHO IS YOUR CURRENT BIAS? ALL OF FUCKING THEM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BANGTAN BOMB? THE TROT ONE !!!! everypati say nOoOoOOOoo WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BTS SONG? TOMORROW if i have to choose WHICH MEMBER IS YOUR BIAS WRECKER? AGAIN, all of them WHICH MEMBER APPEARS IN YOUR DREAMS THE MOST? Namjoon ? or Taetae WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BTS MV? ........ Save me. But .. all of them. but Save me is simple and so efficient i really like it. WHICH BTS CHOREOGRAPHY DO YOU DANCE TO MOST OFTEN? IDK ? All of them. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AN ARMY? hmpf 7 months WHICH ALBUM TRACKLIST IS YOUR FAVOURI WINGS even if 화양연화 Young Forever changed my life WHICH ALBUM ART IS YOUR FAVOURITE? 화양연화 Young Forever ! WHICH MEMBER WOULD YOU CHOSE TO BE YOUR HUSBAND? NAMJOOOONNNNNN

♡ that’s it. bye. i didn’t do the handwriting one because i’m hella lazy to get up my bed HAHAHAHA tagging people i love / i’d like to know better: @vmonstalove @my-son-taehyung @lovebeweird that’s for uuuu PLEASE DON’T HATE ME LOL

#HERE WE GO #LOL #léa i have no shame

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sarohara · 3 years

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heyy

Stranger: hey

Stranger: not f

You: not m

You: ahahahha

Stranger: lol so what ya doing?

You: listening to music

You: wbu? lol

Stranger: what's your genre?

Stranger: I m watching netflix

You: wait, that one

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcWNiwRPEI

You: oh sorry, u watching

Stranger: is it kpop?

Stranger: lmao

You: nahhhhh

You: it's Bastille

Stranger: then I will check it out

You: AHAHAHAHHA

You: oke

You: listen with headphones pls

Stranger: is it english?

You: yea for sure

Stranger: ok cool

Stranger: oh it's 8d audio lol

You: it's a famous song, I would say lol

You: yea that's why " listen with headphones" lol

Stranger: damn

Stranger: I used to listen to them a lot

Stranger: but then I got bored of it

You: they're siiiickkk

Stranger: coz it got saturated

You: ohhh i know i know

Stranger: hahaha where ya from?

You: Brazi

You: Brazil* damn L

Stranger: damn the l

You: Wbu

You: AHHAHA yea

Stranger: I'm from london

Stranger: the L

Stranger: how old are you

You: Oh that's cool

You: Nice place, right?

You: Um, i'm 16

You: how old r u?

Stranger: yea pretty good

Stranger: I'm 19

You: oh gotcha

You: that's ok if i ask ur name?

Stranger: I'm mike

Stranger: hbu

You: hey mike

You: mike like Michael? or just mike..

You: Im Sarah :)

Stranger: just MIKE

Stranger: or call me maniator

You: oh OKAY

You: Maniator hahaha

Stranger: yea like mike + terminator

Stranger: too cliche

You: Ohhhh Jeez AHAHAHAH

You: That was funnt

You: DAMN Y

You: funny

Stranger: that's what you gotta go through when you come on omegle

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: YEa thank you

Stranger: it's £5 for that joke

You: HAHAHAHAH omegle sucks

Stranger: should i send my paypal?

You: Oh oke, i owe u this dude

You: AHAHAH

You: yea for sure

Stranger: okk cool later

You: lmao

Stranger: don't ya forget to pay

You: nah i wont, trust me

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You: yeaaa ikr

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Stranger: you owe me duh

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You: pensive

Stranger: yea not expansive at all

You: yea nah expensive..

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You: hahahah

Stranger: what ya doing here?

You: wyd now mike

You: ooooohhh

You: shut up

You: um well, nothing really..just talking to weirdos bc i'm bored

You: u know

Stranger: it's sometimes fun

You: really SOMETIMES

You: just s o m e t i m e s

Stranger: but for me, if the weirdos are girl

You: ahahahahha

You: simp

Stranger: you don't have many female weirdos here

Stranger: :(

Stranger: simp af

You: well, how can i know right..i'm not weirdo, i mean, not that weirdo

Stranger: there are typed in weirdos?

Stranger: types*

You: yea maybe

Stranger: what are they

Stranger: wtfff

You: let's figure out ahahahah

Stranger: how do we do that?

You: i have

You: no clue

Stranger: fuck it then

Stranger: how's life

You: AHAHAHAH

You: life sucks

Stranger: ahh you got me

Stranger: do you have bf/gf?

You: u should know that come on

You: ooh

You: not that

You: nah i don't

You: do u?

Stranger: yea i do

You: tell me her name

Stranger: life does suck

You: or his*

Stranger: oh no i'm single

Stranger: lmao

You: oooohhh

Stranger: stop fucking confusing me

Stranger: lmao

You: u said "i do" wth AHAHAHA

You: Im not confusing u

Stranger: i do for the previous message

Stranger: fuck it fuck it

You: AHAHHAHA OH

You: okay

You: fuck it fuck it

Stranger: fuck it fuck it

You: yea exactly

You: cool kid

Stranger: hot kid

You: cold kid

Stranger: soft kid

You: hahaha got u

You: oh come on

You: tough kid

Stranger: no kids

You: hell, no kids

You: definitely, no kids

You: god forbid

Stranger: no kids foreverrrr

Stranger: no protected sex

You: yeaaaa ikr

You: ahahha jesus

Stranger: that way no kidsss

You: or abortion then

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You: that's mean

Stranger: that's ewwww

You: choices

Stranger: yea yeaa

Stranger: but never that

Stranger: it sucks duh

You: yea ikr

You: but who am i to judge

Stranger: yea yea

You: why r we talking about this AHAHAH lol

You: that's so random

Stranger: i don't fucking know

You: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: damn you are pain

You: im so bored

Stranger: pain to my brain

You: whyyyy

You: i'm a angel dude, respect me

Stranger: be my weed

Stranger: take me high

You: AHAHAHAH

You: is it a lyric or something?

Stranger: i'm so low fuck my life

You: i'll show u a song

Stranger: no show me the bomb

Stranger: which kills all the song

You: heeeey i love songs, shut up

Stranger: ok

You: the song is called "all time low"

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXnqkVTFUqY

Stranger: 8d?

You: AAHAHAH not this time

Stranger: better huh

You: It's good & sad but happy at the same time

You: better? ohhh come on

You: 8d is amazing oke

Stranger: yea better

Stranger: 8d was cool when I wa skid

Stranger: was kid*

You: nice way to call me kid

You: i like it

You: stupidddd ahahah

Stranger: well kid got butt hurt

Stranger: coz she's a pain in my ass

You: oh no kidding!

You: really?

You: ahahha jk

Stranger: I wanna be the pain in your ass

Stranger: lmao

You: go listen to the song and shut uuup

You: oh i appreciate that but nah

Stranger: I m listening bitch

Stranger: shut up

Stranger: lmao

You: Oooo oke bitch

You: lmao

Stranger: what ya doing?

You: guess what

You: same as before

You: talking to u

Stranger: do you smoke?

You: Ew

You: nah i don't

Stranger: ok ok

Stranger: what the's dirtiest thing you have ever done?

Stranger: if not weed

You: well...i swallowed a 0,25$ when i was 2

Stranger: ewww you dirty fuckerr asshole

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: you have something better?

You: yeaaaaaa that was definitely the dirtiest thing i've ever done

You: dude idk, i don't remember nothing plausible lol

You: wbu?

Stranger: damn you clean bitch

Stranger: i hate you

You: YEAAA im a cool kid, i'm sorry

You: nah u mean, u love me

Stranger: well if you cool or not depends on what kinda person you are

You: oh yea?

You: zzz sure

You: im not that cool then

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: lamme make you hot

Stranger: lmao

You: oh weirdo

Stranger: so what would me my kind of weirdo?

You: the typical weirdos

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: I'm unique

Stranger: rare in market

You: oh yeaa? oke so ur THE weirdo

You: AHAHHA PRETTY RARE

Stranger: yea THE FUCKING BEST WEIRDO

Stranger: wanna join my league bitch?

You: AHAHAHHAHAHA

You: ur awful

You: u know that right

Stranger: yea I do

You: Mr fucking best weirdo

Stranger: idc if you don't like my awfulness

Stranger: but it's pretty cool

You: AHAHHA if u say..who am i...?

Stranger: you are the weirdo bitch

Stranger: how's that?

You: nahhhh

You: u mean

You: "you are the amazing best weirdo"

You: nah nah nah

You: i meant, fantastic!!

You: better now

Stranger: just take any of the shit but be the bitch

Stranger: lmao

You: anyways

Stranger: anyways what

You: whatever anyways

Stranger: fuck the anyways

Stranger: slime on it

You: i love "anyways"

Stranger: i will kill the anyways

You: slime on it AHAHAHHAAH

Stranger: choke him up

You: THAT'S MEAN

Stranger: yea so am I

You: Yea for sure

Stranger: toxic level infinity

Stranger: wanna talk outside omegle?

You: 100% toxic>>>

You: finally. that's a good one. question, i meant.

Stranger: okk what do you use?

You: instagram

You: nah i don't got snap

Stranger: no insta no snap

You: oh

Stranger: just whatsapp and twitter

You: AHHAHAH no way

Stranger: or telegram coz one guys aske me to

Stranger: lmao

You: oh okay

You: whatsapp then

Stranger: ok cool bitch weirdo

You: i got that one

You: fantastic**

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: +44 7438917818

Stranger: what's yours

You: nahhh

You: ah okay

You: i was about to say "i'm not gonna get ur name bitch, i'll give u mine"

You: but anyways

You: +55 63 84867632

You: wait lemme check if that's right

Stranger: hahahha

Stranger: well your name's my bitch

Stranger: so get the fuck out

Stranger: lmao

You: i hate u, u know that

You: im not ur bitch, bitch

Stranger: yea you are

Stranger: gonna be the pain in your ass remember

You: ahahahahah

You: alzheimer

You: (not in this life)

Stranger: well in all the lifee huh

You: and yea that's right, my number, sure

Stranger: dude you have my number

Stranger: just message asshole

Stranger: lmao

You: I'm laaaaazy dude

You: oh whatever

You: wait

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: get the floor clean

You: i hate u

Stranger: strip off and hate me

Stranger: forever hate me down

You: +44 7438917818, is that right?

You: yea, forever hate u

Stranger: ahh you slow girl

Stranger: wait

You: shut up, i told u im lazy

Stranger: what's your name?

You: u don't even remember AHAHAHHA

You: SARAH

Stranger: I do

Stranger: lol

You: uhum

Stranger: messaged you bitch

Stranger: go check

You: nah

Stranger: clean the floors

Stranger: huh

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: get the fuck away

You: u fuck u

Stranger: fuck meee

You: yeaaa fuck u

Stranger: damn you pervert lmao

You: AHAHHAHA ur creepy

Stranger: don't turn me on bitch

You: do it

You: anyways

Stranger: do what perv?

You: shut up darling

Stranger: oh so I am darling now?

Stranger: nice transition

You: don't be happy

You: but yea, only in a sarcastic tone

Stranger: lol

Stranger: fuck the sarcasm

Stranger: let's make kids bitch lmao

Stranger: the kids we have

You: did u forgot?

You: no kids, hell, no kids

Stranger: go unprotected with pills?

Stranger: lmao

You: no sex, no kids, that's the better way

Stranger: you think I'm 60?

Stranger: wtf lmao

Stranger: i have still got the power huh

You: poor elderly

You: u don't have to lie..we know that

Stranger: listen you the kid

Stranger: i'm the adult

Stranger: the hot one

Stranger: huh fuck off

You: oh and more

You: THE weirdo

You: did u forgot?

Stranger: yea the best fucking one

You: oh yea, ik that, good boy

Stranger: bad boy*

You: oh if u say so

You: damn bad boy

Stranger: are you a good girl?

You: me, myself and i, yea we think we are

You: at least a good person ahaha

Stranger: blow me then

You: yea im gonna blow u up

You: with a bomb

Stranger: do it with your tongue

Stranger: lol tell me when you get uncomfortable

You: creepy boy

Stranger: let me crawl on you

You: if i were a floor...

You: But it's not the case lol

You: ha ha ha

Stranger: funny

Stranger: gtg see you on whatsapp

Stranger: byeeeee

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