#never get to heaven

[dig-jules]

"Never Get to Heaven" by Flyte + The Triumvirate (Star Trek)

"I thought you said men like us don't have families."

"I was wrong."

#star trek #star trek: the motion picture #star trek ii: the wrath of khan #star trek iii: the search for spock #star trek iv: the voyage home #star trek v: the final frontier #star trek movies #jim kirk #spock #leonard mccoy #bones #the triumvirate #can we stop sacrificing ourselves for our best friends for TWO seconds...... guys... #this is me finally embracing that the final frontier is my favorite star trek movie #st vi never happened #edit #flyte #never get to heaven #*

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵 #svsss #mdzs #moshang #hualian #bingqiu #sqq u spoilt brat #binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly #we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT: #xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily #and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset #lwj will not get in the way of that #sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #mo dao zu shi #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wangxian #mine #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #wei wuxian #lan wangji #xie lian #hua cheng #shang qinghua #mobei jun

[mobius-m-mobius]

Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.

#aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens #good omens 2 #well guess who finished s2 and will be ill for the foreseeable future WTF JUST HAPPENED😭😭 #never giffed so quick in my life lmfao gotta get some of this angst out or i'll implode #honestly understood what he meant bc they can't ignore heaven and hell but... sick and twisted twisted and sick!! #msheenedit #dtennantedit #good omens spoilers #goodomensedit #gos2spoilers #dianagifs

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[meru90]

<3

#ISNT IT INSANE THAT I NEVER GET ENOUGH OF DRAWING THEM ???!!! IR IS RIGHT???? #fanart #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #he xuan #beefleaf #ming yi #shi qingxuan #also sorry for my lack of bg ....always

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[cannibalesbiann]

@mothercain <3

#ethel cain #ethel cain edit #video editing #my edit #♫ caught in time so far away - you’ll never get to heaven

[time-lady-the-sage]

Alastor and Lucifer having a legit musical battle over who's a better father to Charlie is something I never dared to hope for, right along with a little hint that Alastor doesn't actually think of the hotel as fighting for a lost cause, so thank you episode 5, I will be replaying you frequently

Episode 6, you hit me with so many levels of whiplash I don't know if I'll be recovered by next week

#hazbin hotel #Emily is the ally Charlie deserves #lute does not deserve to be that hot #the bigger twist to me was that vaggie kept her past a SECRET from her GF #Angel Dust you beautiful man im so proud of you #seeing val get shook by Niffty was fun #never thought for a second that the exterminations were a secret in heaven #hazbin hotel spoilers

[heartorbit]

happy valentines day... 2!

#you mind if i post month old art i never finished #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #I WAS MAKING POLYSHO VALENTINES ART AND NEVER FINISHED IIIT. NO TIME. I GOTTA GO #omfg wait i have the cyberpunk desd boy art i never finished um youll get that later too bc idk when i'll have something new to post . #well if tumbltbr never got it does it even count. I think not. wxs killing me rn snd i cant even draw about it #ok adios #youll get month late white day themed art too probably #omfg someone on twt asked if they could Cosplay the tsukasa that made me feel insane because 1 what a compliment lord in heaven #but 2. Please dont do that toyourself i cant imagine having to fuckig sew any of this. as i sew right now i would never wish it upon anyone

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

#do i wish he wouldn't forgive so easily (tho i don't actually think aziraphale needs forgiveness since he didn't do anything wrong and #actually without his decision their love story would've been stuck as it was for more than 6000 years and also heaven would never change #without someone dismantling it and making it new) #yes i do wish that and i also wish he'd learn self worth but we gotta be realistic here he never once been able to stay mad at aziraphale #all those times they had fights where aziraphale was (mostly) in the wrong and rejected crowley what did crowley do? immediately come #CRAWLING and BEGGING back like pls yall this is why i don't read post s2 fics bc everyone suddenly seems to forget their whole canon #personalities and history w each other and it's annoying me so much like i get that we all are hoping crowley learns from his mistakes and #stops being so easy for aziraphale (not me tho) but realistically speaking it's just not gonna happen and once again aziraphale DIDN'T. DO. #ANYTHING. WRONG. yes he hurt crowley with his decision but CROWLEY HURT HIM WITH HIS TOO so if yall wants an apology dance it's gonna turn #into a waltz cause they'd both need to do it #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #blueprint for murder #lord in the heavens above this man did not know who he was Trying #he knows not the literal anime glare columbo gets in his eyes when he is told he can ''never'' do something related to solving his case #don't be silly columbo there's no way you can learn latin in three days #veni vidi vici sir. and yer fly's unzipped but i dunno if the romans wore zippas

[wilhelm-laugh]

Shidou: omg, Sae-chan, is so hot! This stoic expression, these haunted eyes and beautiful underlashes… I could look at him forever~

Shidou: *turns around* holy shit, Rin! I could have had a heart attack, that face should come with a warning!

#I’m never getting over how shidou went from ‘no chemistry at all’ to ‘a match made in heaven’ with the sane type of guy #bllk #blue lock #shidou ryusei #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #ryusae #bllk memes

[cordspaghetti]

burn bright hitting so hard today… how could my chemical romance do this

#you’ll never get to heaven with a life/love like yours 🤕 #i think it usually feels a little too flat for me delivery wise but #idk today i am buying it #and the visuals are always so good !!!! songs that do in fact look like the city

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Vilkas: Bro, c'mon! It's your soul we're talking about!

Farkas: But, but-

Werewolf boyfriend

#tes #skyrim #the companions #kodlak whitemane #farkas #i draw a meme #it's time for you to look inward #werewolf boyfriend #i was watching atla again #uncle Iroh is the best #being a werewolf has it's cons and pros #would you rather never get sick but havebad sleep quality #or you rather go to heaven but get brainrot like once a week #the amount of time I contracted rock joint when I'm not a werewolf :(

[cryptid-condor]

the deer prince and the golden doe

from chapter 34 of Salt00's fic Chick Magnet

please click for HD tumblr is killing this one

#what's up nerds #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #fe3h #chick magnet took over my life for like 2 months #i've never managed to get through any fic over 150000 words before but uh..... here i am #i'm on chapter 79 #its like really damn good #i haven't even played the golden deer route yet but i would die for all of them #i feel like the shading on this one is way better than what i did for Dogs of Heaven #i'm getting better! i need to learn how to not do soft shading tho jeez #on the plus now i know how to make glowing molten gold which is the best part of the whole picture tbh #the working title was 'dear deer prince' which is very fun to say #i am going to TRY 52 pieces 52 weeks again but i'll see what happens #but this is week one! and pic one #all my rat

[danandphilcatboys]

mister phil michael lester do i need to remind you that you are on camera, @astrophilip you asked for this

(while everyone else lost it over dan's touches on phil's face i have literally ascended to the heavens because of this incredibly soft look on phil's face it is literally a split SECOND but once you notice it you'll never be the person you were)

#dan and phil #dan and phil games #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell #amazingphil #yall keep talking about heart eyes howell but what about phil #heart eyes lester #phil is so in love i'll die #this is literally A SECOND but once you see it you'll NEVER be the same again #i have officially died #i have ascended to the heavens #THIS TOOK ME THREE HOURS BECAUSE PHOTOSHOP KEPT CRASHING #i'm actually quite satisfied with how this turned out #wasn't planning on actually making this but made for one of my fav blogs on here #this was so hard the quality of the camera was so shit #boys please i'm begging you get a higher quality camera #i cannot deal with this ever again #phil's birthday livestream #phil's face totally says i am so in love with this boy #oh boy i am crying