When Cortex Says (A parody of When Veruca Says) Ft. Ryonna because cringe is dead.
Plot: Crash Bandicoot has been on vacation for 40 days and Dr. Neo Cortex's minions (The sidekick Ryonna and the henchmen N. Gin and N. Brio,) try to track him down, figuring where the heck he is so Cortex can put his evil scheme in action. (BTW im not sorry for making this cover i love making this kind of stuff with my hyperfixations)
Ryonna: Well, since the Bandi-clods went on vacation, our master has grown extremely feisty about destroying Crash.
Neo Cortex: I WANT THAT BANDICOOT DOWN!!!
Ryonna: How could we possibly refuse?
N. Brio: We can't. (ahem)
[song starts]
N. Brio: When Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: MORE!
N. Brio: I'm forced to do a chore
N. Gin: And when Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: NOW!
N. Gin: The sweat forms in my brow
Ryonna: and when Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: AGAIN!
Ryonna: No matter where or when
Ryonna/N. Brio/N. Gin: We better count out to-
Neo Cortex: MORE! NOW! AGAIN!
N. Gin: When Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: OUT!
N. Gin: There's no reasonable doubt
N. Brio: and when Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: FETCH!
N. Brio: There's no time to go fetch!
Ryonna: And when Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: OBEY!
Ryonna: You better find a way
Ryonna/N. Brio/N. Gin: To make a big ol' stretch for
Neo Cortex: OUT! FETCH! OBEY!
N. Brio: Now when he heard Crash was gone he started to attack, So Ryonna of course told us: "here's a tougher nut to crack!"
N. Gin: "Search where's that furball and let's capture him at once"
Ryonna: For when Master's happy and not sick. it's much better for you and his sidekick!
N. Brio: For 40 days our sanity tried not to go kaput.
N. Gin: working and listening to the music of-
Neo Cortex: I WANT THAT BANDICOOT! I WANT THAT BANDICOOT!!
Ryonna: And then guess what we caught on our security camera, CRASH BANDICOOT AT THE BAY! And what'd Doctor Cortex say??
Neo Cortex: N. Gin, Ryonna, N. Brio!
Ryonna/N. Brio/N. Gin: YES???
Neo Cortex: Bring me power crystals!
N. Brio: Urgh...!
N. Gin: When Cortex says-
Neo Cortex: WHY?!
N. Gin: It's like a battle cry!
N. Brio: And when Cortex says
Neo Cortex: MINE!
N. Brio: It's painful for my spine
Ryonna: And when Cortex says
Neo Cortex: Pleeeeeeaseee~!
N. Brio: I'd know it was a tease before his-
Neo Cortex: MORE!
N. Brio: Agh!
Neo Cortex: NOW!
N. Gin: and-
Neo Cortex: OUT!
Ryonna: Eek!
Neo Cortex: MINE!
N. Brio/N. Gin: uh-
Neo Cortex: FETCH!
Ryonna: Uh-
Neo Cortex: WHY?!
N. Brio: Until he finally goes to sleep, I pray and say amen! Until tomorrow, when it all begiiiiins...
Neo Cortex/Ryonna/N. Brio/N. Gin: AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
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FOOL MASK (GITM BY @venomous-qwille)
Handbuilt porcelain with slip, overglaze, glaze, and gold lustre accents. Paint and lacquer detailing added post fire. Handsewn fool's cap and bells added post fire.
This mask is a part of a (loosely connected) mask series, all hand-built and fired using a range of different temperatures and techniques.
My favourite mask to date, Fool from Ghost in the Machine by the wonderful @venomous-qwille !! GITM is absolutely incredible and I cannot put into words eloquently how much I adore it and Fool so instead I made this mask! Hi!
My word was this mask a struggle to make. The mask itself is entirely one piece, and entirely porcelain!! That's right, those long thin rays are solid porcelain!! The eyes and tips of the blades are done in 22 carat gold lustre. All colouring save for the black and the satin sections of darker red on the face were done with only slips and underglazes. The red colour was correct without the paint, but I thought a contrast from the rest of the gloss would look nice :)
Made to scale, the mask measures 50.8x60.96cm without the hat, and 50.8x116.84cm with it! (20x24in without hat, 20x46in including hat). He is Large, but turned out absolutely lovely and I send my many many thanks to the kiln gods for producing him unscathed.
(naku & wall for scale)
(he's so big guys i have large walls (the top of my head is only slightly above the top of the bookcase beneath him) look at him at the wall it's nuts)
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yk I always forget that Neil Gaiman is on tumblr so I'll see one of his posts and just go holy fuck
I wanna ask him so many questions but I'm too nervous. If he sees this Mr. Gaiman I love your works they are very inspiring and you are an amazing author and I love so many of your books
Have a nice day Mr. Gaiman
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i don't think bakugou is that kind of useless dad that can't do anything without you helping him, but i do like the idea of him being a slightly frazzled new-ish dad 🥺
katsuki decides to take the baby with him on his run to the grocery store because you deserve a break, however small, and everything is fine, honestly, like. he can handle it.
but he is standing in line to checkout and there is drool on his shirt and his hair is a little messed up and sticky from being tugged on and he's got his items in one hand and baby on his hip.
your little girl has entered into that phase where she just likes hearing herself make noise, so she's clapping her hands together and just babbling, sometimes too loud, so loud that it attracts attention.
and katsuki is sort of bouncing her a little bit to keep her from getting squirmy, mumbling, "yeah, dah dah dah dah, i know," right to her ears only, giving curt nods to any of the older ladies in the store that coo over the sight of them.
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