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thatoneweebsworld · 2 years

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MC, trying to seduce Levi: I wanna see what that anaconda can do~

Asmo who knows the song: *trying his best not to actively twerk and ruin everything*

Solomon who also knows the song: but does she have buns hun?

Asmo, blushing and now twerking: Darling, I haven’t heard you call me that in so long!!!

Levi who didn’t understand a single lick of what happened: what the FUCK?!?

#cow has headcanons #asmo obey me #obey me shitpost spam #obey me shitpost #swd obey me #obey me incorrect quotes

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 3 months

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Mc: (holding a stick) back you wild animals! back I said!

Luke: (watching the chaos unfold) what is happening right now?

Simeon: (covering his eyes) well the Brothers are very attached to Mc... to much one could even say because they refuse to leave them alone for even a second

Luke: why are you covering my eyes?

Simeon: I have no idea what will happen and you're to young for therapy

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me simeon #obey me luke #anyway made becausw I keep getting spammed with NB ad's #like yeah I fucking got it you habe a new game Solmare it's been out for six fucking months and I literally pre-registered for it

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freakfabulouspotato · 1 year

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IM BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!

After several year from hiatus, I gonna spam some shitpost to satisfy my need.

Recently, I've been addict to Artem for tears of themis, Nanami from jujutsu kaisen, mammon from obey me and Valkyrie gals from honkai impact (Fu Hua my love💗)

Today appreciation spam would be *drum roll*

🎉ARTEM WING💓🎉!!

I love this man from the core of my 💖. The youngest senior attorney in Stellis fighting the justice.

android artemmmmm just *chef kiss*😘

awww,I want to post half naked Artem video, but Tumblr wouldn't let me🤡.

Welp, that's all for today!

Until next time🌈✨

#anime #tears of themis #obey me #honkai impact #jujutsu kaisen #kinnies #tears of themis artem #artem wing

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moemoemammon · 2 years

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Cursed images that change the way I perceive their dynamic

#obey me spoilers #spoilers #obey me! spoilers #obey me anime spoilers #obey me anime screenshot #obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me! belphegor #obey me! belphie #obey me! lucifer #obey me crack #obey me shitpost spam #obey me! shall we date?#shall we date? obey me!#shall we date obey me

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moemammon · 3 years

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Me, almost 4’11: Oh no... I’m smaller than the baby...

holds up a magnifying glass so I can see u

#just kidding I'm short too but I'll never tell you how short #pov: you're luke #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#shall we date? obey me!#obey me memes #obey me meme #obey me shitposts #obey me shitpost spam #obey me luke #obey me! luke #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines

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anenbylittlepotato · 3 years

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MC, protecting Beel and Luke: *gets fuckin WHACKED by Lucifer*

MC, before blacking out: Aw, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Lucifer: wtf

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #spam #obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me memes

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hoshikistarlette · 2 years

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⋆ᕱ⑅ᕱ⋆ 𝙻𝚊𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 ˣ ˣ

(💌) ˖ ݁ ˓ . . ๑ ৲ (ゝ。∂) ﹕

⌗⠀🍙 : 방탄소년단! ♥︎ 🍥🌼사랑 💭 𖧧.

٤｡°ִֶָ ( 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑: )ᵎᵎ 🐰 ‧₊˚

╭──╯₊˚ฅ꒦˚.⁺꒷꒦꒷‧˚꒦

01. I will write for Obey me, Danganronpa, BNHA, Genshin and others as long as it is acceptable

02. You are free to request anything but not the ones I’m uncomfortable with.

03. I accept any genre either fluff, pure angst or hurt/comfort but beware I may not be good at writing it

04. Please make your request specific, if not it will be harder to write and It may come out terrible. so please put in the gender, character, and prompt. default gender is gn.

05. be aware that I may post arts and shitpost here if you do not want to see it please block the tag ‘’ #ଘ(˵╹-╹) Hoshiki Spam⭐’’ and if you want to interact with me please go to my spam account (although I also interact here, just be aware I won't answer all of it)

٤｡°ִֶָ ( 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑: )ᵎᵎ 🐇 ‧₊˚

❛ 내가변해,💒🍥💭 ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა . ˑ ֗ ִ

01. This blog will NOT contain NSFW a little suggestive is fine but minor or not please request it to my other blog, like I said I accept anyone here and that includes minors so please if you want NSFW go to my other blog.

02. Romantic relationship with kids are BANNED, teens are fine but I will not make nsfw with them, as for kids only family/platonic type of relationship is allowed.

03. Any request with G*re mentions will be deleted, I am uncomfortable with that and I try to keep my blog a safe place so please don’t cross any boundaries.

04. Anything involving rasicm. politics. pregnancy or any taboo subjects will immediately get deleted! other subjects I won’t write are loli/shota/pedo, sex when someone is inebriated, foot fetish, shit/scat, incest.

05. Fem reader is strictly prohibited, there is thousands of fics with fem reader and this is a safe place for NBLM, MLM etc. so please give others a chance. it’s alright if you interact with the gn ones but I do not wish to see fem reader request.

06. If the subject matter makes me uncomfortable or if i don’t wanna write it, it will be ignored, I am free to decline request so please don’t force me into it

˳ֹ ಣ Aj’s Rules . . 🐰 ⁺ׅ യ

#ଘ(˵╹-╹) hoshiki ⭐#ଘ(˵╹-╹) Hoshiki Rules⭐#genshin x male reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin x gn reader #obey me x male reader #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me x gn reader

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umaichu · 3 years

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i write on my own time and do not accept requests; however, suggestions are always open but it is not guaranteed to be written. i’m often inactive so if you are looking for an active mutual or writer i am not the one lol. i will rarely discuss politics or social issues but i do support the lgbtq+ community (i am queer), blm, and do not tolerate islamophobia, racism, anti-semitism, etc. i won’t hesitate to block ppl if they make me feel uncomfortable.

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basic dni criteria (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc.), looking to cause or invole me in discourse, anti of my fav characters or shows, sends anon hate, a mdni/nsfw/18+ acc, -15/29+

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what fandoms do you write for?

obey me

can i spam like/reblog?

go for it as long as you are only spam liking/reblogging my written work. please do not spam like or reblog my shitposts or inbox interactions. you will be blocked.

can i translate your work?

hard no.

can i repost your work on other sites such as youtube, ao3, wattpad, etc.?

again, hard no. idc if you credit me, i do not want my work on any other sites except tumblr and my own blog.

can i use your fic/smau/hcs/any other works as inspiration for mine?

it depends. please ask me beforehand because my answers will vary depending on the piece.

DO NOT REBLOG!

#[☆] rules

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test-tube · 3 years

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𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑠

kat.navigation - pinned posts/dni all that

kat's ted talk - rambling and shitposts/spam tag

kat.important - personal announcements

kitkat.scribbles - writing tag!!

kats.moots - mutual tag

kat summons [name]/an anon - ask tag

kats.ocs - genshin/obey me! oc talk

kat: om edition - obey me posts

kat: tot edition - tears of themis posts (if I ever play it)

kat: hi3 edition - honkai impact 3 posts (if I ever play it pt.2)

q(ueue) - queued posts

#kat.navigation #please don't reblog!!

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spaceyspacedust · 3 years

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Welcome to my Orbit!

Rules & Info!

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Updated: 3/28/23

Current inbox status: VERY SLOW, but OPEN!

Fandoms I’ll Currently Write For: Project Sekai, OMORI, Doki Doki Literature Club, whatever I feel like.

Fandoms I’ve Previously Been in and Will Consider Writing For: (This is mainly if the inspiration/interest takes me and I feel confident enough to take up the mantle again) Obey Me!, Mystic Messenger, OMORI, Genshin Impact, Danganronpa, Doki Doki Literature Club, Fujiwara Bittersweet, XOXO Droplets, Our Life, Stardew Valley!, Wordgirl, Bandori, RPG Horror Games... You name it.

Keep in mind I’m in a multitude of other fandoms though, so feel free to ask or try and request stuff if yours isn’t on here, and I’ll try my best! I don’t mind.

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This is a multifandom fanblog dedicated to writing headcanons for fandoms, wooo!

Whether it’s just plain ol’ headcanons, shitposts, or even the occasional short drabble or minific, feel free to send in anything from your most wholesome fluff to your most painful angst!

I’m not too picky, really- So I’ll write it all! Feel free to flood my ask box.

I also occasionally draw, so feel free to send in stuff related to that once in a while,, who knows, I might draw it

I write with a Gender Neutral MC if one needs to be included, so if you’d like something else, please specify!

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Things I Won’t Write

Explicit NSFW. I’ll allow things that are slightly suggestive at best, but please try not to go full horny on me. I am asexual. Your ask will be ✨deleted✨

Extremely graphic or in-deph depictions of suicide, self-harm, or the thoughts leading to such. Touchy subject, so it’s a no-go. Try to keep it brief at best, I guess? I’ll consider writing for touchy subjects if I think I can, but if it’s out of my area of expertise, I’d rather not. Feel free to send in and find out?

Romantic situations involving literal children. If they’re 10-12, I’ll only write platonic for it. No pedos on my blog, no thank you.

Minor x Adult of any kind. See previous point.

Controversial, taboo, or just straight up bigoted subjects. Heavy gore, politics, racism/sexism, homophobia, or stuff that’ll either land you in jail or at the very least cancelled is a no for me. (Pricks DNI)

Anything else that I don’t want to write. If I think I’ll end up messing up the topic, not doing it any justice, or it just straight up makes me uncomfortable, I most likely wont write it. dont come for me

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This is my first real headcanons blog so please spare me, I’m learning! (But I’m also willing to take advice and such as well!)

Feel free to send in random asks to either chat with me as well! I don’t bite!

If you’d like to block out non-headcanon related content or potential spam, blacklist the tags #space-junk (s p a m), #saturn-speaks (talks by yours truly), or #shitty-space-dust (shitposts) Check out my taglist for other tags to keep an eye on!

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