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izukusspirit · 2 years

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oh no it happened again hurting for a very hurtfull pain

and here i am again

i fucking thought this fucking laptop was the pink dsi

whithin flipnote hatena its fucking self

every FUCKING DEVICE I LOOK AT

I FUCKING SEE ONLY THE LITTLE ASS PINK DSI DEVICE

THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCING THING

AND NOW FOR A DISTURBING STORY ROXXANE RICHIE STATES ON MSNBC before:

foxofnopes big dater on youtube but scratch inbetween

youtube

after:

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after 2007 turned into post “i hate 2017 deviantart foxofnope post that broke my heart because i thought she said she hated her birthday so in response i hid my december 3rd birthday because of march 24th birthday??”

DANGAN ROMPA IS OUR PERFECT CLAMMY HAND SWET MISTAKE PEACCE OUT STYLE >kiibo blowing up danganrompa my heart breaking through the useewa gun sexy stick figure foxofnope that made me go monkey eye glare as evildregon to the fucking jackspicer porn moan like ohhhhh and i’m like why do i have the fucking hots for my own daughters fox character that i actually redesigned with the butt of magic poser and a stick figure with the fucking line tool and circle tool from ms paint but flipnote hatena??? when i looked for the status updates on foxofnopes deviantart account i was basically told to fucking kill myself and fuck off through doc feeling the ultimate sad sick feeling so I DID and then her entire art on her foxofnope account fucking vanished and i was only able to recover just a little bit through a fucking cyberchase ok ko sientist image: LOW AND FUCKING BEHOLD LOWES I FUCKING DREW GREEN PENGUIN FROM BATMAN???

THE ACTIVITY STATUS I STALKED MY OWN DAUGHTER THROUGH.. BIG DATA - IMAGINE DRAGONS DANGEROUS BUT MONSTERS INC I CANT TAKE A SHIT ANNYMOOOREEEEEEE https://www.youtube.com/foxofnope AND IM FUCKING SCROLLING THROUGH HERE AND I REMOVED ALL OF THE TRAMA BY DELETING THE PORN INFRONT OF MY UNCLE THINKING IT WAS MY MOTHER LIKE F U C K https://www.deviantart.com/foxofnope/posts I CANT EVEN FIND THE BIRDIEDOG DRAMA OR DOGEDUST OR WANNADIE DRAMA I MADE UP??? HOO MYYY GOOD

#cnn #msnbc #alivelshi #ali velshi #rachel maddow #wolf blitzer #pinnochiop #lowes #home depot #nintendo

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midoriyaizukustan-inactive · 4 years

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me: :]

mind: hey remember that next episode midoriya is gonna have to deal with the realization that his idol-turned-mentor-turned-father-figure isnt infallible, but in fact human and mortal and will die (and they think itll happen soon)

me:

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yearnlark · 2 years

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#ohhhhh f u c k me #i found a bunch of the little sketches i made of them and. g o d. FUCK. theres one in here from freshman year when i just thought they #were the nicest coolest person id ever met bc they were they were they are and. fcuk. fuck.#theres doodles of them from rehearsal when we very first started going out and theres doodles of them from rehearsal more recently and #theres art inhhere from when i missed them ofer the summer and. and the old ones have their long hair and the newer ones show after they cut #it and the newest ones showed how its started to grow back and. god. FUCK. holy fucking h e l l. god this fucking h u r t s #all this after the fucking nightmare i had earlier too goddamnit goddamnit godDAMNit #h e l l. i cant. everything is. its all about them even when i dont mean it to be even when it doesnt start that way and i. dont know what #the fuck to DO bc this is all so. this is all so fucking much and i miss them so fucking badly and its been 43 days since ive seen or talked #to them at ALL and i cant STAND this i feel liek im losing myfucking mIND and i dont know what the fuck i could possibly ever say i dont #even know what i want besides them and thats ridiculous and stupid and i shouldnt i should know bettwr and i should be over this by now but #everything makes me think of them everythingeverythingeverything and even though ive been Actively Fucking Trying to figure out how tf to #move tf ON bc i know i SHOULD bc. bc everyone thinks i should and i trust theur judgement on this a helluva lot more than mine bc mine was #what got me INTO this mess in ghe FIRST fucking place but. i still fucking love them!! and i still fucking WANT to love them!!! and i still #FUCKING WANT to be with them godDAMNIt idk wtf to DO. every option os bad nd i cant see a way out of this without hurtibg literally Everyone #Involved and i cant STAND i dont WANT to hurt anyone but if i choose yes i hurt the other and if icchoose no then that hurts them and ikikik #im not responsible for wither of those things but. gdi. gdi. gdi i want to hold them again i feel so fucking lost and fluttery and they were #always such an anchor and i cant i cant i cant i CANT bc inSHOULDNT bc ig itll just hurts us both no matter what?? its all fucking lose-lose #its all fucking lose-lose and their hearts are in the fucking balance and i cant help both and i cant help either and ik that its not my #fault or responsibility but oh god ohgodohgodoh g o d i dont want to hurt anyone adn i dont know how to be good or healthy and im trying so #FUCKING hard but it doesnt seem like ots working at ALL bc for all im strainjng to do good and do healthy im still not and i can see it #happening but i cant seem to change iteven for my sake even though ik thats all i wanted for them was for them to do better for their own gd #sake!! i cant hopefor that from them if *i* cant do it. righr?? and i just feel like everythinf is spinning and im lost and. g o d. h e l l #they made it all seemso easy and clear and they were so supportive when i had no bones of my own to speakof and now i nkow that was probably #HURTING them and i cANT let that HAPPEN ANYMORE but im so confused and conflicted and they were always readyto try andease that away and i #GOD. it fuckinf HURTS. the nightmaee was just them angry and hurtinf and hating me + thekself and i woke up fucing sobbing bc i didnt have #anyanswers but dream-them said i was right:i WASNt worth gettig bettwr for but i was also WRONGbc they didnt think THEY were worth it either #and i couldbt help them in the dream i just woke up in tears and i cant help them irl bc i cant make myself nothing to them and i dont WANT #to even tho ik its SELFISH. but i cant even help my gd self!! and i havent even shown them all this fucking art. only one of the sketches #over txt ovr the summer+they said they loved it+it almost made them cry+i cant show anyone these now i cant but. i still have them. god. GOD

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fill-me-with-your-memes-daddy · 3 years

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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]

So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.

Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad

Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.

STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.

IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.

STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.

Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him

So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.

NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT

The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable

Those husky animation models suck lmao

Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!

God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it

Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that

But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????

Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden

This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh

Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)

THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much

Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)

Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens

On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending

Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other

YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).

Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last

Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!

Oh never mind slavery trollmarket

Bruh titanic camelot

I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things

NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH

STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER

THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN

WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?

Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person

For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues

Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy

Bruh I was grieving

PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference

Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?

NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS

Oh thank God he's okay

NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD

oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))

But I want to see him again

But I'm glad to see vex

Yay they're in arcadia!

But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((

Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)

Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them

Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus

DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.

BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.

Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.

Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???

And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole

And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!

THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!

BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????

Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭

Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora

HUZZAH

NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????

STAB THAT BITCH JIM

WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED

Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it

SEVEN KIDS?????????

T O B Y ????????????

W A I T NO

N O

IS HE ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE

NO THERE ISN'T

F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED

Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS

I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH

W A I T

HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????

HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????

WAIT IS HE

BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON

HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????

BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending

TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all

And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.

#tales of arcadia #rise of the titans #trollhunters #rott #rise of the titans spoilers #rott spoilers #toa #3 below #athena's own original post!#jim lake jr #claire nuñez #toby domzalski

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lunaralight09 · 3 years

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SFW Alphabet - SCP 049

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Very affectionate . If you're near him he will hug you/hold your hand . He can't help himself . But in public he will only hold your hand . And only ... Oh you like him to hug you in public too ? No problem my dear !

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He's uhhhhhh ... I don't know how should I call type of friend . Well he basically a listener . You can tell him any secret/insecurities . He won't tell anybody . And he will die with this secrets , sooooooooo don't worry about telling him anything .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Ohhhhhh he likes that . He WILL put his head on your neck and wrap his arms around you . Like 'Honeymoon hug' . It look's like this :

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He need sometime for him to settle down with you . And he CAN cook , but ... firstly he need to learn how to cook . Expect to see cooking books in kitchen . And he will clean house . If you ask him . He'll do it . But not every time .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

... Well . He will say it straight . But he'll try not to upset you . He don't like to see you cry/get angry/just stare at him with cold expression . Oh and he will give you something .

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He will be commitment with you . But he need sometime for his to marry you . He need to warm up to you , and wants you to warm up to him and Lexie . Soooo ... Lexie will be like :

"Then you will be my actual parent Y/n ? I mean then daddy gonna marry you ! Uhhhh what's wrong ?"

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's softie . Giant softie . All the time people didn't want to be around him . He had only Lexie . One of his family member . And Jay ... He didn't see him for sooooo long time .(He's in Site 19 and 049-j is in Site 17). He will be really gentle with you . And will listen to any problem you have and even try to make you happy and stop being insecure about it .

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He LOVES hugs . No matter what ... he won't hurt you . You want hug ? Get ready for long hug in your life . If you want to go in any room in home . You will be just like this :

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Very soon . When you start dating expect to hear it next day . What's the pint of waiting to say it ? If he gets a chance , he will do what he needs to .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

Oh god . If someone is flirting with you and making you uncomfortable ... He will 'talk' with that person . And then lead him/her away from you aaaaaaannnnnnddddd ... You will never see them again . NEVER EVER AGAIN .

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Welp : they are soft and sweet . He likes to ... let you know that you're loved . No matter what situation is .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Well . He's good father . Cause he's like ... from 16th century . And he lives with Lexie ... Uhhhhh ... 5 centuries . And he's good with other kids . It's not the first time he see other kids . He saw Abbie , Stella , Victoria , Evolution and Sigurrós (Abbie - 053 , Stella - 134 , Victoria - 191 , Evolution - 040 , Sigurrós - 239 . Welp 040's real name for me is unknown so I named her : Evolution .)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He can wake up early to cure new patients . And he will leave note so you won't panic (WHERE THE F- DID HE GO- Ohhhh . He left a note- ) Or Lexie say to you that Doc left for curing people .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Ohhhhh . He will read Lexie a book (Maybe you will sit there listening to him). Then she fell asleep he will just cuddle with you . He don't care .

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Well he need sometime for telling his secrets . And he needed 2 days for telling his name . And some of his past .

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not easily angered . And don't want to hurt you ... So he just leave home for a walk so he won't accidently hurt you .

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remember everything you said . EVERY SINGLE little detail you mentioned to him .

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

First kiss . It's his favorite moment and he loves that you met Lexie and she liked you ! Happy Doc .

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He's extremely protective . Someone hurt you ? Don't worry he will deal with them . And you won't see them anymore !

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He try his best . Welp . He will take victi- I mean patients things for you ...

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

... Ahem ahem ... ✨CURING PEOPLE✨

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

UHHHHH . Not really concerned . He mostly wears black clothes . And I mean he almost every time wears his robe and mask . He doesn't really wear his mask at home .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

... Very incomplete . HE IS DIFFERENT WITHOUT YOU . DON'T LET HIM SEE HUMANS .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He almost every time write in his diary or read books . It was thig that he did before foundation captured him . And even Foundation don't know about Lexie . Cause he know what Foundation staff can start doing . EXPERIMENTS...

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

Hurting other people . (I think in his mind he DO NOT kill or hurt people . In his mind he help people . He CURE them from pestilence . Disease that he can only see/feel .) He don't understand why people say that he's a murderer . He helps them !

Z= Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Hug you before you two are going to bed . No really . Nothing can stop him from doing it . Even if you already asleep . He will hug you and wish you a goodnight .

#sfw alphabet #scp 049 x reader #scp 049 #x reader #reader #y/n #s/o #scp x reader #scp foundation

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shotgunningtheuniverse · 2 years

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Elevator conversations

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Getting stuck anywhere isn’t fun. Especially in an elevator. With NotFound. Well, George. George NotFound.

In some ways Dream envied him. The way he made easy conversation with people. How he was loud and fun and still somehow, he could charm anyone with his looks and mannerisms. The way he was all of that and the top of his class. It was- disgusting. It wasn’t like Dream hated George. It was just, he irritated him. That was all. And there were other things he’d rather be doing than stuck in an elevator with him.

George seemed to have excepted their fate, and leaned back against the elevator. The tension awkward.

“Hey, Dream right?”

Dream looked up, “yeah. That’s me.”

“Cool, cool. I called maintenance and they should be able to fix it sooner than later. But until then... What do you want to do?” George asked him.

He shrugged, “I don’t know,” Dream took a better look at George. He was really pretty.

“Come on that’s no fun. We have to do something...” George whined, “boring question but, what’s your favourite colour I guess?”

“Green.”

“Nice.”

The silence returned momentarily, “so, what do you think of our professor? She kinda sucks right?”

“Ohhhhh, she does. I bet she’s going doc our grades just for this. Even though it isn’t our fault, I swear to god.” Dream emphasised his complaint with a groan,

George nodded quickly, “exactly! She’s going to be like,” George put on a face to mimic the teacher, “I don’t care where you got stuck, you still weren’t here. You missed so much.”

Dream laughed, “She will. I bet you, she is.”

“What are you going to bet? A kiss?” George joked.

“I was kidding. I don’t think I’ll really bet anything,” Dream said, laugh turning more awkward.

George seemed to pick up on it, “sorry if that made you uncomfortable or anything. I can avoid joking like that in the future.”

“Yeah yeah, uh, so- you live in this dorm building?” Dream asked, trying to change the subject.

“Uh, yeah. I do.” George nodded, “I live on the 3rd floor.”

“I live on the 4th.”

The silence resumed with less tension. A more warm friendly silence.

Maybe they could be friends.

#dnf #dreamnotfound #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #fun fun fun to write #blunttalks #bluntwrites

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jonesyjonesyjonesy · 3 years

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what more can we expect from wildflowers bc miss MA'AM I am on the edge of my seat!!!!

vampire jimmy can take me morning, noon, and night

ohhhhh my dear.

i should have been ready for some wildflowers qs but i never am.

so i'll share some funny moments from my shitty outline:

do with that what you will. and now you know this thing is way too f u c k i n g long.

rest assured there will be smut! there will be angst! there will be fluff! and girlish laughter!

🖊 talk to me about writing 🖊

#wildflowers #fanfiction #writing #jjj #ask #answered #radioroger #ily #julia morgan #a queen through and through

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abovethesmokestacks · 3 years

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WITH A BABY??? OHHHHH YOU'RE GIVING ME IDEAS PIA PLS STAPH

LOOK I AM CLEARLY NO LONGER IN CONTROL OF MY BRAIN BECAUSE I HAD THE THOUGHT AND IMMEDIATELY SAID "WHAT THE F U C K" BECAUSE CHRIST IS THAT A DEBILITATING THOUGHT

#abovethesmokestacks answers #buckyscuddlebuddy #Chris Evans #I am literally dying and that thought is going to be my last

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reinefandoms · 3 years

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Just wanna say something rq about SPN’s ending even though I haven’t managed to bring myself to watch it.

From what I’ve read, I’d like to give a big FUCK YOU. Bruuuh.

Y’all fucking queer baited us for over a decade and then came back with THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.

CAS DIDNT BEED TO DIE YOU FUCKS???

DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER DIED TO A FUCKING HOOK????? THE BITCH WHO FOUGHT GOD. THE BITCH WHO FOUGHT THE GOD DAMN DARKNESS HERSELF. THE BITCH WHO LED A FUCKING REBELLION/SURVIVOR CAMP IN MULTIPLE FUCKING ALTERNATE UNIVERSES DIED TO A FUCKING HOOK WHICH LITERALLY TOOK HIM 10 FUCKING MINUETS TO BLEED OUT ON.

EXFUCKINGSGUSE ME???? BITCH WHAT????

AND SAM JUST FUCKING???? LETS HIM????? I CALL BULLSHIT.

AND THEN. FUCKING THEN. SAM GOES ON TO PLAY HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY WITH HIS SON AND BLURRY ASS BLOND WIFE AND APRENTLY A DAUGHTER???

BUT OHHHHH, HIS SON HAD THE F U C K I N G TATTOO. W O W. SO GLAD THE FUCKING FAMILY BUISNESS IS LIVING ON.

THIS WAS THE MOST OOC SHIT YOU COULDVE PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS AND YOU PUT IT ON FUCKING TELEVISION????

TWELVE YEAR OLD ME WROTE MORE BELEAVABLE FANFIC ON WHATPADD THEN THIS BULLSHIT.

#tw capital letters #cw caps #caps cw #caps tw #supernatural #tw rant #cw rant #spn #supernatural series finale #tw cursing #cw cursing #cw angry #tw angry

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lovelyrhink · 4 years

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more R/J/L inspired by convos with @secondhand-watermelon ❤︎

rhett sends link a text message late at night and link responds immediately asking what's up rhett sends back a single photo of jessie stark naked and tied to the master bed, all spread open with a thick toy plugging her up and post-it on her tit that says "missing link"

OHHHHH FUCK

link sits up in bed and flees downstairs to the living room. christy remains sleeping

Oh baby don't stop

he and jessie and rhett have been having their own thing going on for a while now, independent of christy. she doesn't know that they hang out, sit up drinking wine together that jessie sits wedged between them. that she flirts like a maniac at both of them. they tease each other about being hot, and frisky, and sneaky. they like having their own throuple

That is just the epitome of my favorite rhink family dynamic

weeks ago, before quarantine, rhett and link went to rhett's house after work to hang out with jessie. it's so natural for them, and link loves being there. he loves having the mclaughlins over of course, but when he and rhett meet up with jessie... they sit too close. flirt too much. say things they shouldn't. and on the friday before california called shelter in place, jessie took things a little too far

I bet it feels so exciting like they're young and flirting with each other and not 40 and married

they'd been talking about the rhink fans thinking rhett and link are fucking. jessie jokes that they should be, that they'd like it. "everyone knows it," she says. "y'all should fuck." they laughed, but then jessie sipped her wine and her eyes went dark. "or kiss. right now." she leaned into them. "kiss each other, right now." link's sitting downstairs now, alone in the dark living room. it's past midnight and he's remembering the night, the kiss. and the other kiss.

OMG she's so confident and commanding I'm in love

link kissed rhett that night. and jessie. and he got hard, and breathed on her mouth that he wanted to fuck her. and he kissed her at midnight but went home at 12:03, leaving questions unanswered between the three of them link wants to fuck jessie. his whole body screams for her whether she's beside him and rhett or not. he thinks about her, thinks about rhett with her. so when he gets this text, link knows rhett's taken the first step. it's really happening. link's staring at the image. he hasn't responded. rhett's text bubble appears typing, then he sends: she wants you real bad, brother link's body shrieks with heat and his dick throbs where it pokes his pajamas

Oh God the breathing against her mouth. And then the use of the name brother I'm dead

I miss her, Link writes back he knows it's a game. they've acutely avoided not talking about their kiss. leaning into wanting jessie is a stepping stone towards wanting each other, and link wants it. but he can only sin in one way at a time and fucking his best friend's wife without the consent of his own is bad enough

DAMN they can only sin in one way at a time OOF

rhett texts back: she misses you. link writes: if we weren't separated right now, i'd be there with both of you rhett sends another photo. jessie's on her knees, ankles bound, wrists tied to the headboard. she's looking over her shoulder, and link can see everything. his mouth waters stop teasin' me, link texts. he can't breathe how much you wanna bet you're not touching yourself yet, rhett writes

What a Rhett thing to say I love it

link groans. he plants his feet on the carpet and shoves his hand down his pants he squeezes hard with his right hand and angles his camera phone with the other, snapping a photo of his tented pajamas and hand down his pants, groping somewhere rhett can't see it's fucking huge. lengthy she wants to grab your dick, says rhett link waits, can feel his heartbeat in his throat and his meat

It's the first dick pic that link has ever sent in his life

YEAH IT'S THE FIRST ONE and not even his bare dick

Jessie's attraction to him is so validating

link doesn't jerk, just holds it. waits and so do i, rhett adds

Rhett’s attraction to him is like nothing else in the world

link almost chokes on his body's reaction to that before he does something he regrets, he abandons the living room and runs outside, around the back of the house it's cold outside but his whole body is hot he kneels in the wet grass behind his house and fumbles with trembling fingers he calls rhett

Link goes around the side of the house under the open night sky after Rhett texts him that pic of Jessie because he’d rather be caught by the neighbors jerking off than have his wife overhear what he says through the phone He goes as far from his bedroom as he can, calls rhett and waits with shaky breaths. Squatted in the grass “Hey.” “Put your mouth on her.” Link hears a surprised soft whimpering and a fumbling. He hears Jessie call sweetly, “Hey baby, what’d he say- oh....” and Link goes hot as coals

omg more yay

He shoves one hand into his pants and grips the phone with the other, straining to hear the soft noises of Rhett’s tongue flicking her

He starts tugging himself in quick strokes as Rhett makes soft moaning sounds, and jessie joins him, and then link’s moaning, and he’s burning, and he needs to see it “Take a picture, Rhett,” he commands. “Then give the phone to J - Jessie.” Waves of arousal overcome him as he says their names with his hand in his PJ’s He waits, then looks to see the photo rhett sends Held out like a selfie but he’s not looking, beardy jaw and handsome profile, mouth buried in his wife Jessie’s so hot, the part of her body that shows. Her dark pubic hair and smooth olive skin. Link wants to touch her taut belly, her hips. Wants to shove rhett outta the way and get his tongue on her pinkness instead He puts it back to his ear and grunts through the phone, “fuck, looks so good. Jess, Jess, lemme- needa see him...” Another few photos. Some blurry, with Jessie’s finger in the shot Then a “Sorry” and another one Crystal clear, Rhett’s mouth ‘tween her thighs, hands on her waist, green gray eyes looking right at Link Link makes a weird horny house and cries into the night, nearly dropping the phone It’s so fucking hot. He’s so fucking hot. Wants to be there, with both of them. Nobody knowing but them what Jessie tastes like, feels like Link trains his eyes on Rhett in the photo, blush stained cheeks. He jerks himself for a while, more sensitive, tingly and shameful than he’s ever been He gives them a moment, hearing Jessie’s hips grinding her pussy on Rhett’s mouth. Can hear the slick sounds, and Rhett’s muffled moans “I’m so close...” he whispers And it’s jessie who replies, phone now on her chest somewhere. Link can hear her hard breaths and her heartbeat if he imagines he can She groans, “gonna finish ya,” And a few seconds later Link gets a video Jessie’s thighs spread, one hand fisted in Rhett’s curls Rocking her hips up to meet Rhett’s mouth - and Rhett, moving. Flicking his tongue. Swiveling his head. Grunting, sucking. Seeing rhett like this - what he’s really like when licking Jessie deep - is more incredible than Link had ever imagined it, and she’s right - it finishes him He squeezes vicelike on his cock and trains his eyes on Rhett’s face, his quick pink mouth and handsome eyes - those eyes - Link sobs through the phone, “Rhett.....” and spills all over the wet grass He slumps back against the house and breathes, listening to the remaining muffling moans through the phone “Yes, oh yesssss,” he hisses, hot stinging cock cooling in the night air. He hadn’t even remembered taking it out of his pants, he was so into it

F U C K. My car is reading this like an erotic audiobook

Link listens as Rhett finishes Jessie with his mouth, idly swirling a fingertip On his bellybutton as if he’s rubbing Jessie’s swollen, mouth-fucked clit All three of them make noises when Jessie comes, and Link burns so fiercely for the couple not 10 doors down

Oh what a beautiful image that is, Link in the moonlight fucked out and pretending like he's still a part of it He wants to be in their bed sad emoji

When the heat settles, Link aches for not having them there. The night air is cold around him, unforgiving truth, and the chill of alone sets into his bones. He whispers to the lovers on the line his thanks, and that he’ll talk to them soon, and hangs up quick as the guilt sets in He tucks his cock back into his Pajamas and stands on bare feet, trembling legs. He escapes his hideaway as if he’s not damp, muddy, and sweaty with lust, and returns to the house Link turns off his phone and takes a late night shower. In the morning, when he turns his phone back on, the slutty photos remind him with the proof that it wasn’t merely a dream The end

Fucking incredible You should post that

Yes ma’am

#for wren #more whatsapp smut #lemon #polyamory #mythical ot3

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rayshippouuchiha · 4 years

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TFW you you're reading and 80+ chapter long fic with like, 3k+ words per chapter and you're three quarters of the way through and your AO3 is set on open entire work and r e l o a d the fucking p a g e like the sin against humanity you are and now you have to find your spot again hahahaha F u c k i n g. E n d. M e

oh ohhhhh god

that is the exact reason why i don’t read with entire work unless there’s special circumstances cause that’s happened to me more times than i can count

see if you can remember a unique word or exact phrase and the search it on page

#Anonymous #RayRambles

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zykaben · 4 years

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a81 liveblog part 7

A tape of Melody right off the bat, nice.

“No song”—Ohhhhh the one that Jesse and then Sam talked about?? Oh please I wanna Know

oh Dan is fast forwarding! Valid

oH SOUND?????

OH IT’S JOSHUA. Oh god I love him

Dan echoing Melody’s sigh??? V good

Oh Dan,,,, he’s flagging,,,, he’s trying,,,,,,,,,,

Oh!!! He’s calling Tanya!!!! Hell yeah Dan, I know it’s hard, I’m so proud

Dan you are not okay, ask for some HELP

“Sorry, I saw the messages, then I felt bad for not calling, and then I felt even worse as they all piled up, and I didn’t know what I would say, and then it became this whole thing.“—THIS IS SO DEEPLY RELATABLE FUCK

“Come on, remember that one time I almost said I love you? That was something, right?”—Dan you are NOT okay my SON

“Oh my god. Dan, who are you? Please just… what happened?”—Dan talk to her, tell her, let her help!!

HE TOLD HER HE’S LISTENING TO THE TAPES. HE’S OPENING UP I AM PROUD!!!

Oh Tanya is.... not happy. I mean, she doesn’t get it because how could she, Dan just EXPLAIN

Dan so desperately wants a sense of normalcy, to ignore the tapes, to be someone who isn’t stuck here. Fuck this is gonna crash and burn oh god, oh fuck there is such a fundamental lack of communication and understanding here oh goddd

OH GOD SHE CALLED THE COMPANY TANYA NO

“I even talked to your shitty friends”—Tanya that’s... hm. Not a fan of that. Even beyond me big loving Mark? Not cool

OH DAN’S GONNA PLAY HER A TAPE!!!!! OH BOY!!!!!

OHHHH HI MELODY

Oh Craig??? Craig??? Can you talk into the mic???

OH CRAIG AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THIS SHIT, GETTING RIGHT TO BUSINESS

“Ask me about the faces so I can do what I need to do.”—OHH???????? I am intrigued

Okay this man sees a lot of faces. What does he need those fifteen seconds to actually do.

WHAT

W H A T

A FACE DISAPPEARS EVERY DAY??? JESUS FUCK MY DUDE THAT’S HORRIFYING

DSJKASDHJB OF COURSE HE FEELS CREEPED OUT WHEN HE SEES ONE OF THE FLESH MASK FACES, MELODY DSGKSADFKJ. GOOD TO HAVE A RECORD BUT ALSO Y E A H

I’d make fun of Craig for thinking he could see the Aliens but like. Nah man, if that shit happened to me I would FREAK. He’s valid

Oh,,,,,,, oh Craig,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oh this poor man

“We could still kiss, I could still feel her lips”—Oh. Oh Craig. Oh god this poor man, that must have been so disconcerting and scary and weird, oh GOD this poor man, jesus

“I mean, you’re right. But I’ve tried to leave, even gotten an apartment down in Queens. But the face thing, it comes with me. It’s in me now. No point in leaving, right?”—F U C K CRAIG. GOT WHY IS THIS MAN MAKING ME SO SAD. Well I know why but FUCK

oH CRAIG IS HUMMING THE SONG, WE GONNA HEAR IT!!!

Oh is this the song from the beginning???? HELL YEAH

oh he. he can’t see her face. Oh. Oh poor Craig

OH GOD RIGHT TANYA IS LISTENING HNNNNNNNNG

“Dan, please, I think you need to get help”—NONONONONO TANYA NO DAN NEEDS HELP BUT IT’S NOT. TANYA N O

“That man should have gone to a psychiatrist. There’s a thing called face blindness, I read something in the New Yorker about that.”—T A N Y A!!!!! LISTEN TO DAN. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU OH MY F U C K

“Dan… I hope you get help. I want you to get better, maybe… please don’t call me again Dan.”—Fuck Tanya. I understand why she’s doing this, Dan has been ignoring her and is acting a lil unhinged hOWEVER I LOVE DAN AND HE REACHED OUT AND SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE HIM AND HE’S DOING HIS BEST AND OH MY GOD DAN YOU NEED SOME HELP MY BOY.

PLEASE SAY DAN HAS SOMEONE IN HIS CORNER

PHONE???? TANYA??? MARK???

FUCK YOU DAVENPORT, FUCK YOU

SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVENPORT. DAVENPORT SHUT UP FOREVER BEFORE I MAKE YOU CHALLENGE. STOP USING SPANISH WORDS TO TRY AND BE “FRIENDLY” STOP TALKING STOP BREATHING JUST STOP

Stop trying to fucking be buddy-buddy you fucking dick

Oh god

He knows he played the tape for Tanya

Oh god

“Of course we’ve been listening Dan, we want to make sure you’re doing the best job you possibly can.”—THIS LIAR. THIS FUCKING LIAR

HE SAID HE WOULDN’T LISTEN, NO SURVEILLANCE. I DIDN’T FUCKING BELIEVE HIM BUT DAN DID. THE HEARTBREAK IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT THIS TRUST HAS BEEN BREACHED

FUCK DAVENPORT, I WILL SHOVE HIS “SAME PAGE” NONSENSE SO FAR DOWN HIS THROAT THAT HIS LUNGS HAVE PAPERCUTS ON THEM

“That trust is just enhanced when we’re able to verify that you’re doing your job.”—Fuck. You. So much. So hard. Fuck you Davenport

god and dan’s being threatened with legal action im

this boy. my son

he scream

he starts wrecking things

and he valid

oH A SONG

OH IT’S THE INTRO SONG

THE VISSER SONG

OH?????????????? RUMMAGING???????? HE IS FINDING A THING???

“IT’S A TAPE BUT” WHAT?????? IT’S A TAPE BUT WHAT????

OHHHHHHHHH NO DON’T STOP THEREEEEE

“I know, this probably isn’t a good time to end to episode"—DAMN RIGHGT MARK

Overall impressions: I hatehatehate Davenport, Tanya is valid but I’m upset with her, sOMEONE LOVE AND CARE FOR DAN I BEG OF YOU

#a81 #archive 81 #zyka's a81 liveblog

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uwuprime · 4 years

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Del's TFA Liveblog - 1x09 Along Came A Spider

Glad to be back lads!!!

God that theme is such a bop

Halloween episode????

HALLOWEEN EPISOOOOODE

Oh my god Oppy you're too PURE for this world

Ooooo are we getting costumes???

What? Wait why is this flashback happening??? Uhhhhh?

Yooo that's Elita One!!!!!!

Ugh god

Sentinel Prime is Still Sentinel Prime in this 'verse I see.

"Cold landing pads" I'm d e a d

Ohmygod hes a literal highschool jock chasing a cheerleader and picking on a shy nerd.

So there was an energon shortage before the end of the war as well. When did it start?

Cyber stockade???????

What the FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Oh god oh no don't tell me he's seen some shit too.

Hmmm this is creepy

Aww baby n o

"Just a ghost.... from my past" aw honey

OHHHHH COSTUMES

Bee is a vampire aaaaaa oh no that's adorable

Awwww bulk honey no

Okay what is it with him and spiders??? Bc this is giving me Airachnid vibes and I'm not here for it.

God I hate Sentinel

What the fuck is that thing

OH BIG SPIDER BIG FUCKING SPIDER

Elita can copy powers??!?!?!

OOO SHIT

God I haaaaate Sentinel

At least hes not a total douche.

AWWW OMG SARI P L E A S E

"That's not what I sound like... is it?"

THEYRE TRICK OR TREATING I CAN'T

UM?

HEY WHAT ARE THE BIG SPIDERS DOING HERE

Omg bee my boy I love you but you're not helping your case

God sari I love you

OP has been listening to them???? The whole time?????????

What the FUCK is up with the creepy spiders

Is it the energon? Are they attracted by the energon?

OH GOD EGGS

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Damn Elita is one BAMF

So her ability is temporary. Huh.

Energon is still explosive, cool!

OH SHIT NO ELITA

WHAT THE F U C K

Oh shit. That just got real.

SENTINEL WANTS TO SAVE HER

SHES DEAD. SHES MEGA DEAD

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Oof ouch now I get it

What the fuck is that

SARI NO

WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK

Blackarachnia???????????

Oh god is that Elita? Like corrupt Elita??????

WHAT THE FUCK

YO WAIT WHAT WHY IS SHE ATTACKING MY BOYS

WHAT SHE DO

HOOOOOO SHIT

OPTIMUS NO

YO THATS ELITA

UMMMMMM

Damn those spiders really fucked her up huh

PUT DOWN MY CHILD

GO OPPY GO

NO OPPY NO

DAMN SHES GOOD

"Do I know you" REALLY BITCH????

OH GOD SHE REALLY GOT FUCKED UP.

So she's a hybrid?????

"Brought me back to Cybertron to be dismantled on some lab table" y'all what the FUCK is Cyberyron doing these days. No food, just shady experimentation??? Are the functionists a part of this universe?

Makes sense that's why she's prefer to be a 'Con now.

What she doin

WHAT THE FUCK

SARI NOOOOOOOOOO

She was on the planet for HOW LONG????

Bee caught her thank god

What the fuck are they really gonna kill Elita/Blackarachnia?????

Oh thank god

Aww Oppy please sweetie shes too far gone

OH GOD

Oh hes okay

"I believe the expression is 'trick or treat'...?" aaaaaaAAAA-

".....someone I never should have left behind." wow way to kick me in the teeth

GOD THIS EPISODE REALLY MURDERED ME IN MY OWN HOME LIKE THIS HUH

#maccadam #transformers #tf #tfa #transformers animated #del's tfa liveblog

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cursed-40k-thoughts · 4 years

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Ohhhhh you mean the ENTIRE dick, let me also enhance that for you: F U C K I N G O W W W W W W W W W W W W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

#Anonymous

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lunaralight09 · 3 years

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SFW Alphabet - SCP 049-j

Requested by XxSilverbarxX in wattpad

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Very fucken affectionate to you . You're his family now . And don't ask any other questions . He didn't see his brother for so long time . And now he's with you . He will always hug you . And this hug will be for 30 minutes or even a hour .

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Ohhhhh . He'll try to teach you . No he WILL teach you how to cure people . What ? Don't look at me like that . You need to take r/o (Random object) aaaaaaaaaand- Hey ! Where are you going y/n ? Wait for me ! He's like a child near you . He's child like person .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Oh my ... He just loves to hold you or you holding him . He really like to spoon with you . And love half-spooning ... Wait . He don't really care how to hug you .

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He really want to live with you . After few days he will try to follow you home . Not secretly . He'll be JUST RIGHT BEHIND you . And you'll be like : Stop it ! I- You could just be secretly follow me ! Not breath on back of my head ! He can accidently trash all your home . But he can cook ! He's really good at cooking .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It's probably because he sensed disease in you . And he know that people can die because of sickness or after they have been cured . So he'll just disappear . Yes , it could hurt you . But he can sometimes sense disease , but people aren't sick . So ... yeah .

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He likely thought about it a lot when he was younger. Maybe marriage to her ideal person would let him be more calm and happy !

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Very fucken gentle . Doesn't care physically or emotionally . He really like nuzzling up to you and loving on you . Btw he knows you’re feeling down or if you ask for him to be more affectionate .

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He ADORES to hug you . You're just so sweet and huggable . No matter what . No matter where . He WILL hug you .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He probably says it in passing one day after a you started dating . He'll always say it . Every single day . 25 hours per 8 day a week (WAIT WHAT-)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He trust you with all his life .(That he took from his 'patients ') Please . Don't cheat ... Please?

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He will 'kiss' you everywhere . And he will tweak on your cheek . It's his way of kissing . And he will love any affection you're giving him . He don't care where you kiss him .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Really good with children, he actually enjoys teaching how to cur- NO . JAY NO- . He's like a over grown child himself sometimes .

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He's lazy . He don't want to get out of bed . No way he do it on his own will . He'll probably wrap himself around you . It's his way to trap you to stay with him .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Cuddling close and watching movies until both of you or just one . It's you . He won't sleep before you fall asleep . Then you're asleep . It will take . Uhhhhhhh , around 10 sec for him to sleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He will open to you after a week . Or at day you become friends/couple . He tells you its the best way to tell you about himself .

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He’s got the patience of a 7-10 years kid .

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He’d remember important things you’ve said or mentioned but he has a horrid memory . But he remembers his brother . And how his family looks and their names . But he'll try to remember every single thing you say .

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Then he made you laugh for first time . Your laugh made his heart melt .

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Protective as hell . He’s your bird like guardian and he’ll make sure you’re protected . He don't want you to be sick from others .

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He is so thoughtful when it comes to gifts and dates ! He’s like really into gift giving as a love language .

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Killing people with his shoe ...

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He ... don't care . He wear his doctor's costume . And only .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Omg you're his half . Half of his life . That's why he's so close to you .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He really want to make his brother proud of him ... No . He's not really proud . They had . Mom , dad , 2 little sisters , 1 little brother , Estienne had wife and he have daughter . And that means that Jay have niece ! Oh ... Then Jay was human . He didn't have romantic partner . You're his first ! Lucky him ! And you too .

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He don't care about your habit and etc. Well he do hate to see you sick . He really hates it .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He sometimes ... Talk in his sleep . In French . And he can talk in English in his sleep . And it can scary you . Imagine just sleeping and hearing someone talking pretty loudly and it's 2 am .

#scp #scp 049 j #scp foundation #sfw alphabet #scp 049 j x reader #x reader #s/o #significant other #y/n #reader #scp x reader

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dreamertrilogys · 5 years

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but I don’t *whiny 5 y/olds voice* want to leave Tumblr,, bc where else could I post incoherencyy,,like what even is coherent. Like it’s just c then an o then an h then fuck idk how to spell,, ANYWAYS, yesss I know it’s anyway not anyways, the girl from summer camp told me. She was my frenemie but like my frend?? But? We argued over a riddle?? An I threw pencel @her and then...*le gasp* she accedently stabbed me in the aram with pencel (do not worry my fellows she was v e r y sorry and it actually was accident) and it wasn’t a big deal,,like I told no one except the instructor?. And I said it like “what if I got stabbed in the arm?” And she thought I was joking so anywayS (that’s on purpose) I jus picked open the scab at home and.?cleaned,,w/that stingy cleaning stuff ur supposed to “apply to wounds area to prevent infections” and then hold on guys I have a point here,, what was it?? Ohhhhh yeaaaah it was uhhh godddd I’m such a useless gay (wait why’d I say that I’m straight) (but you wouldn’t know bc of the way I talk and walk and s i t) (i,,literally sat on the fridge a couple of days ago??) (and I asked my mom if I should slide off even though I know the tiles gonna hurt my feet) (an she said to use my common sense) (and bc I’m The Fool™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️™️ I said that I don have any) (which is 10000000000000000% true btw) (an I slid off) (an d it did hurt) (but I have some bit of prid to hold on to so I only yelled O w when I got to my room) (but like,,yelled quietly?) (so she didn’t here and my shred of dignity was saved) a n y w a y s s s s s s ooooooh typing s s s s s s s is fun,, whoop s s s s s s s s s s s I get carried away s s s s s s s s s s s what the F U C K is my point here? Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaah: what other social media platform could ,, I ,, post this on?? I use waaaaay,,,,,,,,,, t o o many c O M M A!!,,,,,,, but,,, like everything in this post is,,, true?? So I’m gonna *whispers bc I realized that it’s 2am* tag it about me

#tumblr #i dont wanna leave tumblr #about me #this is it #the shittiest post ive ever written on this hellsite #this is sounds lie #i was on crack when i wrote it #no i wasnt but i was sleep deprived #ugggggh i gotta wake up early #dont yall hate waking up in general #like i finally went the fuck to sleep and my brain finally (temporarially) calmet tf down #and then the sheer audaciaty of my body to wake up even though it def needs more sleep #whoops instead of typing this is sounds lie i meant to type this sounds like #abt

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