#omg please listen

[thefearandnow]

*deep exhale*

Okay so a podcast that I’ve been working on all year is finally coming out and I’m so excited to share!

Welcome to Hang Up, a reality dating show with no rings attached ✨☎️💅

It’s a queer remix of dating shows like The Bachelor and Love is Blind but without the toxic bullshit pressures of marriage or monogamy. It all takes place on the phone, the contestants make up aliases so they can’t find each other in real life and every week a contestant gets hung up on until the last caller. Then, they get to choose whether they want a vacation with the person they’ve been dating or take a cash prize instead

I had so much fun editing and sound designing Hang Up and it’s one of my favorite projects ever to have worked on! Please give the trailer a listen and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts of course

#podcasts #podcast recommendation #hang up #reality show #dating show #queer #trans #nonbinary #gay #Radiotopia #omg please listen #I can’t believe it’s finally out feels like I’ve been sitting on this for so long #eeeeeek #Spotify

[q1ngqve]

plspls do smut fic with dr ratio x reader

yk the one that you reblogged, the one with the “fuckfuck” sub x “watch your language “ dom? DO SMUT OF IT PLSPLS

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your chest rise and falls as you try to catch your breath, and the position you’re in is not helping at all. your mouth falls agape slightly as dr ratio angles himself into you, the tip of his cock rubbing deliciously against your g-spot.

your legs shake on his shoulders, and you shy away from his intense gaze. he has you in a mating press, your legs close to your head, dangling on his broad shoulders as he leans down to give you a kiss. embarrassing noises leave you as his hands grip at your ankles, forcing himself further into you.

“fuck fuck fuck—”

strings of curses fly put uncontrollably from how good he feels stretching you out in his position.

“careful, now. use such words again, and see if you get to cum tonight.” his brows furrow down at you, clearly displeased at the use of such foul language.

another cry escapes you as he plunges harder into you, and more uncivilized words roll of your tongue.

“what’d I say?”

but these warnings only spur you on.

he groans when you clench around him, tight enough for him to know that it was intentional. “or what? you’ll fucking—” your words cut off as he kisses you again, roughly this time, sticking his tongue into your mouth, shutting you up.

“then I’ll show you what it means to fuck.”

#LISTEN TO RODEO (REMIX) BY LAH PAT AND FLO MILLI WHILE READING THIS PLEASE #LOVE MAKING AT THE START #TO FUCKING AT THE END #😵‍💫ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི #OMG IM SO GIDDY #🀥 lan’s writings! #☃︎ anons! #hsr #honkai star rail #dr ratio #dr ratio x reader #veritas ratio hsr #veritas ratio x reader #veritas ratio smut #dr ratio smut

[mimilogoff]

HOW can this man pull any style and still look good.

...don't get me started with the beard one....

#dylan obrien x reader #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien x reader smut #mitch rapp #mitch rapp x reader #listen #please #omg #actor #stiles stilinksi x reader #teen wolf stiles #stiles stilinski #photooftheday

[xoalsox]

taemin doing jonghyun's adlib in sherlock (originally in clue)

#oh he is amazinggggg god this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO crazy i cant stop replaying it #honestly have no words i just feel so many different emotions seeing them perform this version #there are so many comparisons to previous shinee world concerts like with the outfits and everything but omg there was one w this clip #right next to the video of jonghyun doing this high note in sw4....i felt goosebumps im telling u!!!!!!!! #anyway. my shinee 5 right by my side...i love u forever im tearing up as we speak #taemin #shinee #btw to whoever is reading this. please go listen to CLUE by korean contemporary band shinee....it is life changing im telling u

[iloveacronix]

Me when the children of the 2 MASTER blacksmiths I kidnapped with some random sword a decade ago start to gang up on me in my museum and then the red guy throws his sister 760 miles/h towards me after mocking my brother and I

This is literally how it went💀

#Smth quick bc im gonna be off half the day tomorrow #Gonna go to a field trip of a club I was in woohooo #I have the biggest urge to draw historyshipping so badly #Listen yall i love them #I need more fanfics bc theres only ONE in existence #Thank you purplefern for writing it you're a life saviour💪🌟🌟🌟 #And kyo for drawing them omg if you see this im eating up your art #lego ninjago #ninjago #art #lego ninjago fanart #my artwork #help me please #ninjago acronix #Ninjago krux #Krux and acronix #Ninjago hands of time #Acronix #Krux #Ninjago kai #Ninjago nya #Nya smith #Kai smith #Ninjago season 7 #Hands of time #Ninjago ray #Ninjago maya

[nkogneatho]

HELLOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MOOTIE I HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN SOOOOOOGOOD LIKE SO FUCKING GOOD i am ofc here for your little ask game bc🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈ily🙈🙈🙈🙈 anyway what do you think abt the idea of toji and the good old "there's only one bed" trope? you know he'd tease the fuck out of you he's so annoying - @teddybeartoji

"what the heck? I am sure I asked them for a room with two beds?" you yelled as you entered the room. You immediately rang up the front desk. "Hello. I am calling from 308. We actually wanted a room with two beds."

"I am sorry, Mam. But there was only room left. We're booked out of the master suites for the night." Toji whistled upon hearing the faint distorted voice coming from the telephone reaching his ears. You hung up and sighed.

"Well...it seems like you're sleeping on the floor tonight."

"The fuck I'm not!" He immediately retorted.

"So you're gonna make a woman sleep on a floor?" You argued.

"Ain't no one said anything about that." He walked to the bed and settled himself on the edge.

"Toji I am not sleeping with your sweaty ass. Plus I know you're gonna snore so loudly in my ears."

"So you'd rather have me moaning in your ears, princess?"You glared at him. He always pulled shit like this that made it even harder to resist him.

"Shut it. The bed's too small. It will be uncomfortable for both of us to sleep."

"Who said we sleeping?" He yanked you by your wrist that made you fall on his big lap. "Plus...," he brushed his thick, rough fingers against your cheek, "We'll fit in just fine if you're on top of me all night, doll"

#MICKEYY!! PLEASE OMG HE'S SUCH A TEASE I HATE HIM. HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME #fushiguro toji x reader #toji smut #toji x reader #toji fluff #jjk x reader #mickey♡ #soulmoots.°•♡

[xx-may4-malic3-xx]

Gotta love seeing shit like MSI and BOTDF starting to pop up in scene spaces again like YALL?!? (/s)

Everyone and their mother was so passionate about not supporting these shit heads and now no one’s talking abt it anymore, there’s so much better music out there that wasn’t written by pedos

#both of them suck ass too lol #LIKE THEIR MUSIC WAS NEVER GOOD #please listen to something else omg #scene kid #scene revival #scene fashion #scenecore #oldscene #scene #scenekid #scene music

[whatimdoing-here]

VIGIL | 2.06

(more or less)

#bbc vigil #vigil #silvacre #listen i don't get mad at this show often #but i felt DUPED #spoilers #mine #mine: vigil #kristen x amy #i was not pleased #(i know I might have been the only one) #omg it didn't put this in the tag #suranne jones #rose leslie #Tumblr it's been so long since you done me dirty tag wise #and i was so proud of this one too

[trincketbox]

From the creators of "she would not have tits" and "he would not have abs"

I present to you:

They would not have a straight nose / button nose

#There's so many characters I could say this about #ALL of the batfam except Bruce #Yes this also includes Stephanie #Barbara #Batfam #kon el kent #Conner kent #cassie sandsmark #SEVERAL spiderverse characters omg #into the spider verse #Dc #Marvel #Add any characters you'll like I wanna see #Monster high #Listen #Frankie has a crocked nose TO ME #There's many more but there's a tag limit yk #Batfamily #diana prince #Big nose Wonder Woman please Im begging #Fandom

[a-libra-writes]

to my ASOIAF homies who havent read the books yet and/or enjoy audibooks. .. may I please offer ... this fantastic amateur recording by DavidReadsASOIAF

#ive been listening for like 15 hours in the few days it is SO SO SO GOOD #i honestly dont care for the roy dotrice ones (sorry!!) & reading physical books can be v hard for me (ebook is impossible) #and this is just so delightful #his voices omg !! his Robert and Dany and Tyrion are such standouts so far #just had to share !!!! please give it a try #libra says #not writing #asoiaf

[rainymoodlet]

you know she got that honky tooonk, badonkadonk 🤠🏜️🌵 🐎🏞️

#ts4 #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #sim: sawyer cavazos #ain't she somethin purdy~ #PLEASE i was listening to this the entire time i was dressing her and i entirely blame it for the canadian tuxedo she's in fsdhjf #but this is what i did while waiting for her to load up for laur~ #i'm so excited to see what this bde woman gets up to aight #she's a horse behavioral therapist and she WILL beat you in a moonshine drink-off and an arm wrassle respECTFully #i wish i could find a straw acc for her mouth bc she would ABSOLUTELY have a straw hangin out of her mouth 24/7 #entirely unironically #you could ask her to her face if it was a joke and she'd be like #'... what d'ya mean??????' COMPLETELY GENUINELY #anyway laur omg go buckwild with her bb but bless u for the inspo bc i absolutely and utterly adore her mwah #also she has the most horrendous farmer's tan it makes me so happy uvu

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #alrighty! now for my answers- #for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though? #each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose #but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors #or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive #for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD ) #Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD #Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles #or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc #Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace. #For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already #but a lil mixed up #Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four #Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night. #Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies #Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild #in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything #so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)- #or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings- #this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic. #Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer. #Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons #I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3 #Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions. #it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD ) #there could be some conflict there oooo #Twi is by Time #it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps

[nomattertheoceans]

I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)

I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja #she's just so fascinating to me #she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay #like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world #like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen #the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME #also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay #like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES. #like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay #like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did. #but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance #like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT #but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS #and she blushed??? be still my beating heart #kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head #AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE #percy jackson #no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way #also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense #sally jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[genderinvalid1]

~Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?

Tell me so I say~

#my art #traditional art #artists on tumblr #boost #open commissions #queer artist #meadowlark #the storyteller #i have been #OBSESSED #with their music omg #yaelokre #PLEASE give their songs a listen #theyre so good #also this was done with cheap af markers and sketchbook bc i had to sell my ohuhu ones

[skitskatdacat63]

"Bring on The Dancing Horses"(x) - Echo and The Bunnymen × Ferrari Drivers

#yes this web weave was titled 'Bring on The Prancing Horses' in my docs....yes im proud of that.... #long post whoop!!! pls scroll back thru and listen to the song while doing so if you wanna experience it better :) #this was originally supposed to be an edit but i have no patience for that and im very happy w this!! #i daydream to music a lot and when i first heard this song i could only think of ferrari seb then sebchal then ferrari drivers in general #but this hurt me a lot to make(for several reasons) #one: AAAAHHHH IT MAKES ME SADDDDDDD!! now im only gonna be able to think of the myth of ferrari when i listen to this song #it rly hurt to look up the pics for this bcs it still feels sore to me and it makes me so sad #but at least i didnt have to watch vids! id probably burst into tears #two: fighting for my life in google docs trying to format the text hahaha... i refuse to use photoshop #special thanks to cofi (@sweatyflytrap) for giving me the idea to put the TPs for the lies lyrics! #its both funny and unfortunate that domenicali was the TP for both felipe and fernando #it would be a bit better if there was a different tp for each but ah oh well #also hehe changed the lyric a tiny bit for the Kimi part. in the og lyrics its Jimmy not Kimi but yknow felt odd to leave it as it was so! #other than that i really really ardently feel that this song fits the cycle of ferrari drivers soooooo well #the 'bring on the new messiah' at the end of the song PLEASE IT FITS SO WELL! with how they drop their prev golden boy for whoevers next! #also omg the way seb's verse is 'you're breaking my brittle heart' rather than "im breaking your brittle heart' HURTS DOESNT IT?????? #i didnt included the original opening/middle verse. i def could make it fit but it wasnt a good opening for this post specifically #'Jimmy Brown made of stone' = kimi again. 'Charlie clown no way home' = charles of course! #anyways this is my magnum opus...but nah i really like it! ill only ever make web weaves w random 80s music i think hahah #ferrari #scuderia ferrari #felipe massa #kimi raikkonen #fernando alonso #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1 #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Stuck in the Ghost Zone

One of the heroes goes to the GZ by accident. For whatever reason, they take this to mean that they're dead even when others try to tell them that they are definitely alive. This isn't all that bad at first, but then the hero got themselves imprisoned by Walker. And now they have 1 or 2 more heroes trying to break them out of Walkers prison, while also believing they are dead when they aren't.

#danny phantom x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #I'm thinking it's like the flash fam or plastic man and booster gold #they would not stop to listen to anyone else #just go “hmm this place is neat” #“this is ghost zone? does that mean i'm dead? omg i'm dead” #“no you aren't dead please let us help you lea- where did they go?”