#or they arent dead

[antlereed]

everyone is all “evil imogen arc please” but when I, matthew mercer,

#cr spoilers #anyways #id ask how we feelin tonight #but i think the vibe is: PRETTY FUCKING BAD #anyways i dont think theyre actually dead #i dont have any theories i just. dont think theyre dead #matt was too nice abt it #either it was preplanned #or they arent dead

[shit-talker]

Au where damian rocks up to gotham but jason didnt come back and just decided to go to university in Europe without telling anyone he's alive.

Dick, after Damian called Jason, a mean name : Damian, you cant talk about the dead like that, it's really rude.

Damian, who knows Jason's alive and figures the batfam just really hates Europeans : ...ok.

#damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #batman #batfam #red hood #dick : what do you mean you spoke to jason???? #damian confused asf : I called him? the time zones arent that different richard #dick : TIMEZONES?? #damian : yes? he's in germany hes not dead #dick : HE'S NOT????

[rslashrats]

i love when people lie on the internet

#it has so many likes and rts too like. this just is not true people arent dropping dead from hickeys like this

[lieu-rey]

charles<3

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #charles smith #taima #red dead #hes so. #there arent enough words to rdescribe this man hes literally Everything. #hes so everything. #kissing him kissing him kissing him- #i am once again expressing my hate for how badly glaze fucks up my art which i dont fully render it #when** #my art

[cherrirui-official]

"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

#for context uhmm how do i explain this #so around a few weeks after Jd arrives Bruce is like “Hey... where are the others?” #and Jd is like “ooooh 🤪🤪 he doesnt know...” #Since at this time JD believes that the entire tribe is dead. including his brothers and grandma #so Jd has to take Bruce to the now abandoned troll tree and give him the bad news #Bruce doesnt believe it at first. even if the tree is abandoned they cant be dead? right?? they cant be #so he rushes over to their grandma's pod. thinking that theyre just in hiding and waiting for them to return #and all Bruce is able to find in the empty pod is Branch's old stuffed toy Croco #which solidifies to Bruce that everyone is dead. their friends their family. everyone #Bruce is obviously devastated by the news. he doesnt show it a lot but he doesnt take it too well #he ends up bringing Croco with him back to Vacay Island and patches Croco up #since Croco is a bit worn out due to being left in the pod for years #and since then Bruce always keeps Croco hidden in his hair. both as a memoir of his baby brother #and also a reminder of how he failed as an older brother... ouch #ofc the others arent dead. its just that now both Jd AND Bruce believe that the rest of the trolls are dead #also King Trollex is there bc i wanted to put him there. I like Trollex :] #a knee ways more bb au art i promise the next bb au art will be lighthearted #tho now im gonna work on the next violet gijinka batch bc ive been starving my friendlocke audience for too long #sorry friendlocke fans ill feed u next dw #cherris canvas #trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #king trollex #beach bros au #sorry for rambling in the tags i hope u dont mind ahaha

[papanowo]

au where everyones chips all of a sudden just stop working and [almost] all the clones defect and stage a coup

EDIT GUYS PLEASE IM A FOX ENJOYER BUT LIKE I JUST THINK HED BE TOO FAR IN PALPATINES CLUTCHES TO DEFECT OK .. ITS AN ANGST THING PLS :(

#i say almost cus like .. crosshair #and fox maybe #my art #star wars #tcw #clone wars #commander cody #commander bly #captain rex #honestly this is just my excuse for defected rex to be with his brothers again because :((((( #anyways hes so dramatic i love he #edit yall in the tags saying this is the good ending as if the jedi arent all already dead in this au fchvgjbhkn

[formosusiniquis]

steddie relationship reveal coming not from the kids walking in on them or accidental pda but because Eddie's combat balance suddenly gets better and they realize it's cause Steve (the better strategist) is helping him with the combat prep. They know it's love cause Eddie threatened to shave Tews and blame it on Dustin the one time he picked up the wrong notebook/no one gets to see Eddie's DnD planning

#steddie #is this anything? #idk eddie just strikes me as the every fight could be a tpk sort of dm sometimes #i think steve would make a good combat dm cause more than strategy he understands that motivations arent always in line with the smart play #like a really good murph battle scene sometimes our motivation and measure of success shouldnt be everyone on the field is dead #sometimes it should be our whole party is alive and weve maybe also achieved a second objective like loot or saving an npc or something

[queen-of-weird-girl-nation]

Hazel, who grew up in the 1940s and Jason who had no access to a phone and lived in Camp Jupiter his entire life.

They both do not understand meme culture one bit.

Piper: omg hazel you ate and left not a single crumb.

Hazel: I... I'm not eating anything?

Leo, making tacos: girl dinner, girl dinner

Jason: we're both boys?

Percy: no but i was literally serving in that toga.

Hazel: stop.

#gen z slang #gen z humor #i know they arent gen z #but let me have thiss #percy jackon and the olympians #cringe culture is dead #percy jackson #jason grace #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #the seven pjo #hazel jason friendship agenda #riordanverse

[biohazard-inevitable]

I’m dying please I want retired ZoSan after they find the all blue and Zoro gets to be the best swordsman and Sanji has his own resturant and its just

“You didnt have to stay you know.”

“Eh, well, the world’s greatest swordsman needs a dramatic place for challengers to come to, and I dont mind the food either, even if you are still a shitty cook.”

Edit: i wrote it

#one piece #zosan #PLEASE ID BE SO SOFT FOR IT #PLEASE GIVE ME RETIRED ZOSAN #roronoa zoro #zoro #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji just sipping on a drink while he watches some rookie get demolished by zoro #he feeds them after if they arent dead #selling point of his resturant is dinner and a show

[hindahoney]

So many of you are genuinely monsters and you think you're the heroes. Forgive me for not believing that any of you ever actually gave a shit about Palestinians, as you sit here in your pro-hamas rallies with swastika flags while you chant "gas the jews!" and tear down posters of kidnapped hostages. You glorify Hamas, the terrorist organization that uses and abuses Palestinians, that shoots them if they try to evacuate from zones that Israel has warned they're going to strike.

You have been silent for decades while Lebanon and Jordan keep their Palestinian population in refugee camps. You have been silent when no other neighboring country has given Palestinians citizenship status that would enable them to live a comfortable, normal life. You were silent when Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hamas rockets misfire and kill innocent Palestinians. You were silent when Hamas steals aid meant for civilians. You were silent when Hamas dug up water pipes from the ground so that they could make more rockets.

If you were silent then, you're using Palestinians as a mask for your Jew-hatred. If you want to really advocate for Palestinians, keep the same energy for every country, not just the only Jewish state, and try to educate yourself on what Israelis have been doing to try to help Palestinians, because I promise you it's way more than you've ever done in your life.

#how can i believe or trust you if youre using photos and videos of syrian kids being killed and saying theyre palestinian #not to mention the fact that every single message i get from someone claiming to be a palestinian supporter is just straight up violent #the amount of times ive been called a kike and told that theyre happy my people are dead #how can i believe you arent a fucking monster if these are the messages im getting and this is whats happening #how can i believe you are acting in good faith if you are cheering on the death of jews #and if you havent done jack shit for palestinians before this #if you didnt do an ounce of research #if you watch these fake videos coming out of pallywood that have been debunked so many times and use the same actors #and you dont try to factcheck them at all #and you just eat up anything hamas says

[reegis]

I rlly want to give your Orpheus a big hug and a kiss on the forehead please be nice to him😭😭 (side note I’m spamming you again I’m sorry)

ok fine…. ill be nice to him for Once….

kisses for him, from his lovers Narcissus & Eurydice, everything is totally fine.. how could this possibly go wrong…….

#finally i can fix some of the wonky anatomy & actually post this jsjsjsjd #JFC ITS BEEN BUGGING ME #you CANT convince me they arent the most tragic throuple of all time #move over pendragons #the mechanisms #ulysses dies at dawn #udad #orpheus udad #narcissus udad #eurydice udad #i need to make a full design for her Actually #i love her possibly too much considering shes been dead the whole time in canon #asks #my art

[amygdalae]

have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up #like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what #i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis #like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist #like theyre already having a hard enough time man. #im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved #like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways

[bluerosefox]

Everything, including the bride. WAIT, BRIDE?!

Pariah Dark had, much like in the afterlife, had been a tyrant ruler when he was alive. He ruled with an iron fist and despite having many trophy concubines (from conquests and others) he wanted his actual partner to have some intelligence. So he set up a magical puzzle box and whoever solved it would have the honor of being his 'Queen'.... That was all before he died of course and later forgot about the box when he set his conquering sights on the Infinte Realms.

But some things from the living can still count even in death.

So when Tim Drake found the box at his first and only archeologist dig site he was brought to with his parents and solved said box after sneaking off with it he unknowingly became the Ghost Kings 'bride'.... Unknowingly he dodged that huge bullet when years later Danny Phantom beat Pariah Dark in rites of conquest and gained everything under Pariah's name...

Including his future 'bride.'

#danny phantom dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #batman #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #tim drake #brain dead #dead tired #they both find out about their impending marriage funnily enough because of Ra's #he tried magically binding Tim to the League someway #only for it to be rejected harshly with Danny's symbols appearing #and the magic binding them drags Danny to Tim in a way as if saying 'hey someone is trying to bind your 'wife' King stop them' #Ra's trying to make Tim his heir again by any means #No one was expecting a Ghost King to appear though #Tim and Danny both look for ways to free each other from it but.... they eventually fall for the other #a lot of miscommunication after thinking they arent good for the other and they both think the other wants to be free #Tim does wish he wasnt such a smart cookie as a kid but at least hes not bond to Pariah Dark anymore #Danny is a much better future spouse... Tim just wishes he wasnt referred to as the 'wife' and 'future queen' though by other ghosts #Danny wishes he didnt have to inherit anything after beating Pariah Dark but here we are #Tim is very cute though and Danny finds himself actually working smoothly with him. #they both click very easily. Tim helps Danny study for school and while Danny reminds Tim its okay to take breaks from being CEO. #however they both are still terrible with sleep management

[megamindsupremacy]

Okay this one might be niche but. Y’all know how sometimes your friend will have a family member they only refer to by their title? Like, “Pop” or “Auntie” No Name? And if you spend a lot of time with this friend then you end up also calling this family member Nona or whatever even though you’re not related?

I headcanon that Clark exclusively refers to his parents as Ma and Pa and literally never tells anyone their names. And Ma and Pa only ever introduce themselves as Ma and Pa. Then by the time someone thinks to ask what Clark’s Ma and Pa’s names are it’s been like half a year and it’s WAY too late to ask for something like that. Like they respond to “Mrs./Mr. Kent”, sure, but also they have the entire league calling them Ma and Pa and they LOVE it. They’ve adopted the entire league via Clark and are delighted by this. It never registers for Clark that all of his coworkers call his parents Ma and Pa too because to him that’s just their names like of course that’s what people call them. Meanwhile every single leaguer with dead parents (most if not all) has a mini breakdown when they realize they’re calling these random midwesterners Ma and Pa. They’re not mad about it! Just confused as to how this happened without anyone noticing

#mads posts #justice league #dc #Superman #Clark kent #ma kent #Pa kent #Martha Kent #jonathan kent #post inspired by me calling my neighbors grandma ‘Grammy’ literally my entire childhood #because I didn’t know her name #and that’s what everyone called her #like even my parents called her Grammy that’s just her name #also leaguers who don’t know Superman’s secret identity are SO confused whenever ma and pa are brought up in convo #like didn’t his planet explode arent his parents dead? #why is Batman talking about some couple named Ma and Pa? he’s from jersey im pretty sure they don’t call their parents that in New Jersey??? #etc

[necrobratz]

guys i have more charthur baby but now shes got AUNTIE SADIE AND UNCLE LENNY!!!!! also shez based off @manzanitapost ‘s fic series as always🤞

#em watching me flood her inbox with fanart #im sorry but im also not #look at her. look at the fucking baby #never have i ever drawn anything cuter honestly #my art #rdr2 #rdr2 art #red dead redemption 2 #charthur #sadie adler #lenny summers #arthur morgan and charles smith by extension but they arent actually there #SORRY IF MY HANDWRITING IS ILLEGIBLE im trying so hard to make it better its so so sloppy

[scarlibis]

''You okay?'' No mf, the animated shows i love a ton have not been renewed for more seasons that they all rightfully deserve

#glitch techs #save glitch techs #the hollow netflix #infinity train #dead end netflix #dead end paranormal park #dogs in space netflix #the last kids on earth #i hate knowing that some shows i wanted to start watching too are also canned or in limbo #but i will give them a try anyway. even if they arent planned to continue #because they deserve a watch i'm sure #animation #animated series