A lambslide sounds wooly baaaad
460 notes
·
View notes
Kaze
Artica: Poor Meena just got over a cold and her trunk is still clogged up!
Johnny: Poor lass! How does she smell?
Mike: Same as always! Awful!
[An elephant trunk with a sticky slime hits Mike]
Artica: [Holding a fake trunk] Hehe! I’m glad I came prepared this week!
11 notes
·
View notes
#pun #puns #punsfordays #punsworld #punsforlife #punsarefun #punsarelife (at Clifton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNx69ppzT8rWMtPPvRthU3JLGjMrXrXfnC-NU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
4 notes
·
View notes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!
May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.
Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/
9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes
10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028
11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/
12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/
13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com
And Lastly,
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165
4 notes
·
View notes
I’ve been doing a rewatch of “Gossip Girl,” and the amount of puns that they make out of Chuck Bass’ name is hysterical. 😅
(This one is still my favorite though.)
2 notes
·
View notes
I woke up feeling low today so i took a bottle of gin whiskey and vodka and sent them to the 7th floor. I just wanted to lift my spirits
8 notes
·
View notes
Why did the ball 💣 not want to go to the party? Because it was afraid of getting danced 🕺 on! #ballandchain
0 notes
Windy Morning
[Artica comes in to Buster’s office from walking to the theater, her eyes a little teary]
Artica: Ohayo gozaimasu, Mr. Moon… [wipes her eyes]
Buster: Good morning to you too, Arti… Uh, Artica, are you okay?
Artica: Yeah, it’s just that my eyes aren’t eyes anymore.
Buster: They aren’t?
Artica: Afraid not! The wind has made them water!
[Buster stares at Artica as she smirks a little.]
Artica: Get it, Mr. Moon? The wind kind of turned my eyes into water and…
Buster: [Leaning into his chair] Artica, I honestly hope the next person I hire isn’t as clever as you, because now I want to try that on somebody!
8 notes
·
View notes
#pun #puns #punsfordays #punsworld #punsforlife #punsarefun #punsarelife (at Clifton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoOLg9qJAtPyWOp-rzuty6aSMu7FQwSuSVtoWs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
4 notes
·
View notes