#putting him in a jar.

[suiheisen]

i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

#studying him like a bug... putting him in a little jar and shaking him... #he's just so happy to be lovingly shrinkwrapped and spun by a monster and then to see an old friend <3 #laois touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #anime #manga #autoplay warning

[mebssann]

bby girlifies your 50+ year old sad man

#puts him in a jar and shakes it violently #wanna see this guy in more situations #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #fanart #digital art #my art

[ohh-lover]

Had a photoshooting for our cats 9th birthday! Everyone say happy birthday teddy

#Teddy #personal #Don't worry we only lit the candle for the first picture #Not around him #We got him the fancy cat food that comes in a jar from the organic store #And put that in a muffin mold for the shape #And then added fresh catnip and steamed carrots that I cut into flower shapes #BTW yes he has a little wooden table

[hekissesme]

Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked

#i aged 30 years i think #i need to put him in a jar and shake it #i am going to blend him beyond recognition #i am shaking him like maracas #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

#fictional characters who would say stuff like #i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him #i am rotating him in my mind #she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded #winter king #the winter king #candy queen #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #kelp #adventure time

[p4nishers]

sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.

#discworld #i need to put him in a jar and shake him around #samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #gnu terry pratchett

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going

This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #michael sheen #aziraphale hugging the jar #top 10 devastating moments #i want to comfort him #but also #angel who do you think put that tumor in the boy? #yeah it was your god #you are too kind for your kin #sob #gos2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #gomens #mine

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

I’m sorry guys but this is exactly how Nico looks in my head about 90% of the time

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #nico pjo #pjo nico #pjo #pjo fanart #Percy Jackson #he’s just like me fr in the sense that I too will matirialize out of nowhere behind my friends and it freaks them out #he came straight out of the 1940s saw a hot topic and thought it was the only store ever #i want to put him in a jar and throw it down the stairs

[elalalune]

*shakes him*

(Wonderland au)

#one piece #shuggy #buggy #shanks #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shanks x buggy #buggy in wonderland au #my art #god I wish I had my own buggy trapped in a tiny bottle.... #I'd shake him so hard #not really story related. I just wanted to put buggy in a jar or a bottle and I thought the drink me bottle from wonderland would work well

[r-aindr0p]

Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamm #twst yuu #twst shitpost #i want to squeeze that living pile of salt #shake the jar I put him in #brain empty rollo only #also loving every sentence coming out of idia’s mouth #he’s outside yet still needs to touch grass somehow

[bluebeesknees]

*squeezes suguru like a stressball*

#for you impatient bitches #here’s our beautiful princess with a disorder ú-ù #I want to put him in a jar and shake him #convince suguru challenge #convince geto challenge #sketch #wip #bluebeesart #my art #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #jjk

[bergameow]

weird cat

#steddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #fanart #chibi #cute #i want to shake eddie around like a person who doesn't know how to use a paddle ball #like #i want to put him in a jar and shake it around like an 8ball #you get it? #like an etch-a-sketch you want to erase #i want to put him in a little metal cocktail cup thingy and just #SHKASHKASHKASHKA #steve harrington #eddie munson

[lil-inky]

his existence brings me both amusement and inexplicable dread smh

the urge to rattle him but naw I don’t wanna be within 3 feet with this man— /lh

#did some warm ups before tackling them 0.7 redraws #utmv #utmv art #undertale au #undertale #sans undertale #fresh sans #fresh!sans #Underverse #inky art #i wanna put him in a jar and observe #or see him go about his day behind an industrial one way glass #yall can do whatever ya want with him but im staying right here #goddamn his color palette is a hecking trip #i don’t even wanna imagine fresh ink’s #smh

[chicinlicin]

i wanna put sholmes in a blender

#the great ace attorney #tgaa #tgaac #herlock sholmes #drawing #fanart #he is a weird little goblin man #it is also acceptable to put him in a jar #then shake said jar #for science

[ladynalenthi]

mr elliott stardew valley is rotting my brain

#zaya's art #sdv fanart #stardew elliott #elliott stardew valley #stardew valley #sdv nsft #I want to put him in side a jar

[dykealloy]

wano thoughts @andaniellight

#CJ's op watch-through #wow nearly all of these are about law... embarrassing but i have been shaking the jar ive put him in inside my brain for this entire arc #wano spoilers #discord shenanigans #trafalgar law #marco the phoenix #one piece #op #eustass kid #zoro #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #kidlaw #zolawlu #zolu #lawlu