Packed Lunch
Ruby: It’s really a shame that Jaune couldn’t come along on this mission!
Yang: *rolling her shoulder* Yeah, not that we NEED it, but one of his shiny aura-boosts would’ve made things a lot easier back there!
Weiss: You just like that it makes you look like that cartoon you used to watch!
Yang: Hey, Dragonfightingball GZ is a cultural icon and I will not apologize for enjoying it!
Blake: So, where is Jaune, anyway?
Pyrrha: *adjusting her backpack* Oh, there’s a flu going around the preschool, so Jaune insisted on staying home with our son. He loves being a huntsman, but ever since we became parents his priorities changed!
Nora: Plus, his semblance can help soothe tummy aches!
RWBY__PR: *noises of agreement, remembering the morning after their graduation party*
Ruby: Well, there’s always next time! So, what’s for dinner tonight?
RWBY_NPR: …
Weiss: …I thought it was your turn to make dinner?
Ruby: What? I did it two nights ago! I thought it was Blake’s turn!
Blake: I thought it was Nora’s!
Nora: No way! I don’t have any ingredients!
Yang: Why not Ren? He’s the best cook out of all of us!
Ren: Don’t look at me. I don’t have any ingredients either! The last fight with the Grimm damaged my pack.
Yang: Mine too!
Ruby: So that’s it? We’re in the middle of nowhere and none of us have any food? We’re all licensed huntresses! What kind of rookie mistake is this?!
_WBY_N_R: 😰 *hungry depressed noises*
Pyrrha: Don’t worry everyone! I’ll save the day! *takes off her pack*
Pyrrha: Allow me to present the Arc family’s second-best creation!
Nora: *covers her mouth* You don’t mean…?! 😲
Pyrrha: I do!
Pyrrha: *holds a big container of tender brisket, carrots, and mashed potatoes over her head* The Arc special make-ahead Roast Brisket for Ten!
RWBY_N_R: 😃 *cheering*
Pyrrha: …complete with personalized “I Love You” notes from Jaune to each of us!
RWBY_N_R: 😆 *cheering louder*
Pyrrha: *holds up a smaller container* And “Mission Well-Done” brownies!
RWBY_N_R: 😍 WOOO JAUNE!!!
Pyrrha: *proud champion noises* 😌
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Jaune: *taking Arkos kid’s temperature* Your old man will go kick Grimm butt next time, right?
Arkos kid: 🤒
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dumb headcanons i made during class (some have heavy bias, some are heavyv projections)
all of team strq has anger issues, each of them deal with it differently and some deal with it better than others. tai and qrow are probably the most chillaxed regarding their temper
raven has always found summer intimidating and looks up to her, her crush started around their second year at beacon
ruby hates having dry skin
weiss doesn’t do well with physical touch, but she usually always accepts small stuff like hand holding and shoulder holding, ruby being the exception with more bigger forms of physical affection
raven’s love languages are acts of service, words of affirmation, and physical touch
raven listens to 90s alternative rock when she actually feels like listening to music
yang has a minecraft youtube that she makes videos with, usually showing off her private builds or reviewing mods
weiss cannot be trusted in video games, she will destroy everything unintentionally
ruby bakes, yang grills, blake cooks, and weiss does absolutely nothing. dont trust her near the kitchen
summer is a comic nerd like ruby, before she died she had a box or two just of comic books that have been lent to ruby
blake makes music but she is a beginner. she takes tips from weiss
ruby and sun are fans of weiss’ music, think of swifties sort of likers
raven and cinder’s odd relationship started during their teamup, one night they had a hookup and haven’t stopped having flings every so often. their relationship is built up on hatesex stress-relieving (aka pretty unhealthy) but overtime, they end up falling for the other in some sort of sense and neither of them know what to do
raven still has summer’s cape, she sleeps with it sometimes
ruby’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation
90% of the rwby cast are trans and gay
during their beacon years, qrow would taunt raven with her crush on summer since he most likely wouldve found out before the others
despite summer’s resentment towards raven, she still cares about her and misses her. she doesnt do anything about it though, both of them know raven can’t really come back from that
winter plays shooters and she’s a fucking boss at it
penny had a youtube where she talked about betta fish (*smiling*)
penny enjoyed walks through the night
blake and yang make card towers together to pass the time, ruby joins in occasionally
cinder is illiterate due to her upbringing
blake probably listens to k-pop and if not blake, then definitely ruby
if fnaf exists in rwby, ruby is a fnaf kid
pyrrha was a painter and taught weiss how to use watercolors. weiss doesn’t paint as much as she used to because of her association of it with pyrrha
ruby and pyrrha did gardening together, granted pyrrha was mainly in control of the garden. ruby was really just there to spend time with her, but she did help with what she could
yang had a small crush on pyrrha when she was around
penny liked to collect things, no matter what it was. usually nature sort of stuff, like rocks and sticks, maybe even sand until it got everywhere
penny made paper puppets
before flash got shut down, sun would make shitty sonic flash games
sun was a newgrounds kid
neo uses her semblance to reach tall things and to bring stuff to her when she doesn’t wanna stand
raven cries listening to autoheart (cause it’s funny)
neon uses her tail to bring people closer to her or to “hold their hands”
ruby always thought neon was cute
summer’s love languages are quality time, physical touch, and gift giving
cinder has trouble connecting with people and she doesn’t try to, so when she felt an unsettling feeling in her stomach due to neo’s (and emerald’s lol) absence she didn’t know how to deal with it
^ (adding onto the emerald note) cinder convinces herself she doesn’t really care about Emerald, because for the most part it IS true, but she was oddly hurt to see Emerald’s change. She got attached to Emerald during their time together (mainly because of emerald’s OWN attachment), but she was never aware of it
blake likes to sleep under beds, but she doesnt tell anyone
90% of the rwby cast is autistic
RUBY IS AUTISTIC!!!!!! and has ptsd (pretty sure the ptsd one is canon tho)
raven has bpd and ptsd
ruby has a lot of ocs she doesnt know what to do with. she doesn’t even remember most of their names
emerald is a roleplayer
weiss prefers to follow schedules and routines heavily
pyrrha and ruby probably wouldve bonded over the pressure of high expectations, being a leader/a warrior, and ended up getting closer that way
during beacon, summer was always the one to make sure raven got to class on time, she would either be late or just try skipping usually. there were rare moments where raven convinced summer to skip with her, just to be alone together
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