#shitposting sometimes writes

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

The news breaks at 09.05 on New Year’s Eve that the Natural Science Center’s Yule Goat has burnt down.

Javert is ignoring a too-friendly greeting from the police station’s elderly male secretary at 10.33.

Warnings: arson, cigarette smoking, gun mentions (no firing), terrorism, microaggressions, discussion of a real marginalized group, prison

#shitposting sometimes writes #there's a new world to be won #okay so it's like 13k #and it was way outside of what I usually write but also well on the path to what I want to write more of #les mis fanfic #if you like shenanigans this fic is for you #god I don't think I've attempted Javert's PoV since the web series AU

[sarcasmo-mexicano]

Y/N: Lyla. Bed. Now. I want to talk to Miguel.

Miguel: No Lyla, stay, please stay

Y/N: Go!

Miguel: Stay!

Y/N: You Go!

Miguel: Lyla, stay!

Y/N: NOW!

Miguel: LYLA DONT MOVE!

Y/N: GET OUT OF HERE!

Miguel: DONT LEAVE ME!

#please imagine lyla glitching in and out #miguel x reader who is a bit intimidating sometimes #this is stupid but couldnt help to imagine them like this #i mostly write this with my sona in mind #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #spiderverse #shitpost

[brokentrafficknight]

Blake's Beta Readers Pt 5

Blake: It is not! I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #lancaster #arkos #rwby fanfiction #blake writes smut #sometimes blake writes fluff

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.

#no you don’t understand I do that all the time #i don’t usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say #i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find #and sometimes I’ll make a post about a particularly funny bad one #but I respect shen yuan’s dedication to letting airplane bro know he’s a sellout #I appreciate shen yuan’s feral behavior so much he’s my role model #like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ™ #as is Xie Lian just for different reasons #but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan #he’s literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it #shen yuan #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss shitpost #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #scumbag system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shen yuan #pidw

[airybcbyy]

Bsd Characters when you joke about the word ‘come’

a/n — i love joking like this and just thought it was silly.

cw — idk real short drabble to get the juices goin

synopsis — you make a silly little joke about the word ‘come’ just because you think it’s funny

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they sit there and just stare at you thinking you’re the stupidest person in the world

“hey, my love! can you help me with this?” you asked as you poked your head through the doorframe. they looked up at you from their work,“yes, dear. i’m coming–” and maybe you shouldn’t have found this as funny as you did, but you couldn’t help your 15 year old boy humor. “YOURE WHAT.” they stared at you when you’d yell,“coming to help you. like you asked.” maybe someone as childish as you wasn’t supposed to be with someone as deadpan as them, but hey, maybe one day they’d understand.

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Fyordor Dostoyevsky • Francis Fitzgerald

• KUNIKIDA doppo • lovecraft • Hirotsu • Fukuzawa

• gin akutagawa • RYŪNOSUKE akutagawa • higuchi

#★ · airybcbyy #airy posts #airy shitposts #airy says important things sometimes #airy cries #airy writes for bungo stray dogs #airy writes for bsd #fyordor x reader #bsd fyodor #fyordor dostoevsky bsd #francis fitzgerald x reader #fitzgerald bsd #kunikida x reader #bungou stray dogs kunikida #lovecraft bungo stray dogs #hirotsu bsd #fukuzawa bsd #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akutagawa x reader #higuchi x reader

[laceratedlamiaceae]

I love Izzy. I love how he tries so hard at everything he does. I love the way he always speaks his mind. I love his willingness to do the dirty work that nobody else wants to do. I love all the little ways he expresses his devotion. I love that he's so campy and so restrained at the same time. I love every little fucked up thing about him. I love him because of, not in spite of, everything that makes other people hate him.

#i've seen a lot of negativity on my dash today so i'm just throwing something positive out there #not that all negativity is bad or anything; sometimes it's warranted #i was really tempted to write a post bitching about how much i hate ed instead so be glad i'm such an optimistic person #ed might not appreciate him properly but i do #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #not a shitpost #i'm 100% serious about all of this

[setevulpo]

dazai: makes snsennse

dazai: wnens*

dazai: sneens*

dazai: snensned*

dazai: sense*

chuuya: ...

chuuya: this is a verbal conversation how did you do that

#bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #shitpost #dazai speaking his code must sound really weird to everyone else but i think he should also sometimes mix code into normal words on accident #all those variations of sense came from my own writing #i'm great at englishing

[stanleyscubrick]

Tamsyn Muir, Harrow the Ninth

#harrow the 9th #harrowhark nonagesimus #writing #tamsyn muir #she has such a way with words #also im not done with this book #i will finish it soon #this is just a shitpost #i think im funny sometimes #mlem mlem mlem #i did a full pause reading that #literature #gideon #gideon nav #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #mine

[cannibalovers]

if SOMEHOW hannibal gets revived then bryan, please, pretty please, make trent reznor and atticus ross do the score for it, sincerely, thank u.

#i will beg and do anything if thats what it takes #their songs just can be SO beautifully creepy it just fits them #the amount of nin songs i have in my hannibal playlists are insane #especially instrumentals UGHHHH THWIR INSTRUMENTALS AND MOVIE SCORES. #not to mention that a how to destroy angels song was actually used for promotion for hannibal #and that trent most likely likes hannibal #idk i am suspecting #sorry can't help but keep merging my fav things of all time together #i sometimes look at some songs and i question if trent did perhaps write them for hannibal #the lovers from add violence im looking at u bitch #nine inch nails #atticus ross #trent reznor #nbc hannibal #hannibal tv series #save hannibal #hannibal #bryan fuller #rumaiq rambles #shitpost #my post

[mediacircuspod]

Toxic love story Jesus and Judas but make it a musical

#I KNOW JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR EXISTS I JUST NEED MORE #I just sometimes think about the kiss before the betrayal and I am completely crazed #name me a more compelling story of loss or guilt #like devotion turns to resentment turns to betrayal turns to forgiveness #the love was there but it was less important than their purpose #anyway one day I’ll write it myself if y’all don’t #jesus christ superstar #shitpost but is it really?

[0verseer-o9]

In the year 2024 we’ll have Lisa: The WOKEful

BISEXUAL Armstrong

Buddy AROMANTIC

Dusty ASEXUAL

Terry Hintz

Fardy HE/HIMnandez

Percy MSPECsoon

BUTCH Van

(optional party member but I could barely think of joke names for them </3)

Ajeet MandeepER

Crisp LaYAOI

QUEERER Roger

#i thought of this randomly #lisa the wokeful fangame when /j #shitpost #idk if I should write buffalo’s full name I’m not lesbian #lisa the painful #lisa rpg #joke because lisa the painful is already WOKE /j #sometimes I’m funny sometimes this is not one of those times #I am genderfluid and bi

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

For the three-sentence fic meme: Combeferre and Grantaire.

"Fae are but man's wildest, purest, most hedonistic instincts: remember Snow White's iron-red shoes, Erzebet's virginal baths, Rebecca Black's parents, and recall that this is merely the seelie court's slow Tuesday; in 1896, Homer's thirst defined the law of the land until Oliver smote it down 58 years later: it is from this that we derive our understanding of 'fair folk' and their estimation of that blind, calculating lady we call Justice; if I were seated as judge on this lucky court, I would cut her bindings, slash at her blindfold, and undo her gag; alas, that steadfast and fickle foe numbers (that is to say, my GPA) held me fast from my Ivy-laden dreams of law, and I am barred from serving that most judicious duty of the land alongside my peers."

Combeferre stares at Grantaire a long beat before announcing, "I'm still checking out the lights under the hill."

"Swag, right behind you."

#yeah Grantaire is barred from jury duty #he meanders around the question if asked why and his parents are too embarassed to say #so no dice on founding out how #anyway Combeferre/Grantaire is just a long series of questionable adventures #where Grantaire pretty much has to figire out how to look out for himself because Combeferre won't do it for him #and after a while Grantaire is also doing it because he wants to help look after Combeferre too #also: visiting the unseelie court goes Very Badly #just in case you were wondering #combeferre #ferre #grantaire #the original trash gremlin #shitposting sometimes writes #combeferre/grantaire #combetaire #? #ask game #fremedon

[leaffiii]

uh. league oc

#their name is sinclaair and they are uhhhhh so incredibly wet cat #they're a wanderer from rural noxus and have an inexplicably inactive/dead darkin weapon #they also have an animal companion that i have yet to concept #they snuck on a ship out to ionia one time and discovered they are unable to function as a normal person around a buff wolverineboy #i have shitpost ship art of them i might post sometime #oh yeah they're only they/them #they write to their parents a lot but nothing gets sent since one is dead and the other is uhhhhhhhhh a mystery #sinclaair #oc reference #my art #ocs #league of legends #league of legends oc #lol oc #i'll concept a skin or elaborate on them sometime idk #oh yeah the darkin's name is (was?) saator

[violetheart77]

That slimy bastard Pokotho can meet me IN THE PIT 😤🤬👏

#forgot i had this one buried in my Drafts until i was just working on the last post #anyway #genuinely in awe of Jeff Blim’s ability to make it look like there’s NOTHING behind those eyes #like Sir i love you but you’re literally Scary Good sometimes #general john macnamara #john macnamara #general macnamara #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #starkid memes #marie kondo meme #i write shitposts not tragedies #general john mcnamara #john mcnamara #general mcnamara #infected macnamara

[lyril]

i feel like not enough people use writing fanfiction as a way to like... study and learn? outside of it being more practice and things. like sure, this is for entertainment first and foremost, but for me keeping the writing tone and characterization as accurate as i can to then transform it more into a writing style to create something good just ends up in me like, intensely studying the source material. i don't ever go off of memory i fucking break that shit down, study dialogue patterns and write down literally everything the characters i'm writing for say, observe the structure and themes and tone of whatever i'm looking at, watch and analyze things until i'm sick of them and come out a better writer because of that hands-on observation and because i simply fucking hate when other people go off of memory while writing characters i like ❤️

#talk #like what better way to study something you like than to work within it's bounds for the most part? #i can't enjoy something if the vibes are too off... if it doesn't have the same level of cartoonishness... #same reason why a lot of fan characters are uninteresting to me #if i can't make things look straight out of the show i don't see a point #i've become such a stickler for canon EXCEPT for when i think i can do better (often) #sometimes i definitely need to make vibe adjustments but i can't imagine straying too far from things unless i'm being artsy on purpose #definitely a lot of reslly great more transformative stuff don't get me wrong. lots of ways to do that right #cus i think something being really cool can easily outweigh accuracy #just as everyone has their own style #but for the most part i like to color within the lines #it's weird though because i'm always a lot looser when looking at other people's drawings and things #like i love a good shitpost but for some reason writing just isn't made for that to me #i just feel like for a lot of people it's more just playing with dolls than creating art #which is fine! but i'm too much of a perfectionist for it

[airybcbyy]

i’m noticing a severe lack of mechamaru content on here…imma have to fix that.

#★ · airybcbyy #airy shitposts #airy posts #airy says important things sometimes #airy cries #airy writes for jujutsu kaisen #jjk #airy writes for jjk #jujutsu sorcerer #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #mechamaru x reader #mechamaru #kokichi muta