I finally figured out what to write for the next chapter and my bf is currently asleep in the bed next to me and im switching tabs when he rolls over so he can’t see that what im doing is not watching scandal but instead writing about a gay chimera and his angry boyfriend
italians in the 16th century had such a commitment to being duplicitous sluts that they collectively decided theyd become french in their customs for a decade out of spite. like oui oui a kissè on the cheek is all we do oui oui, those spaniards hug and kiss and are suspiciously close to their family members. wow i wonder who else did that
went to the crystal shop w my mom yesterday before i left and while walking near the back you could hear some man giving a woman a reading of some sort. the man was like rambling about march and how he felt march was significant and asked the young woman if her birthday was in march and in the flattest tone ever said no and the man fumbled and kept saying then that march would be an interesting month for her. me and my mom were silently dying.
i love reading the comments on frustrating romance manga/webtoons where it’s the same people commenting over and over abt how they don’t like it until the manga ends and they’re like... welp. it is so unnecessarily funny. ESP when ur in the same boat.
i just read this ANNOYING manga (nice art tho) where the entire time... everyone was annoying... the mc... the love interest... the rivals.... the second love interest. there was not a single person who was not annoying. even the STORY was annoying. AND one of the rivals was a 29 YEAR OLD WOMAN!!! PINING AFTER A HIGH SCHOOL FIRST YEAR!!!! and i dont even dislike age gap mangas, BUT THAT WAS EXTREME!!! i just... this enTIRE plot line was stupid. TO HER!!! the PROBLEM WAS THAT HE LIED!!! NOT THAT HE WAS LIKE!!!! 15 YEARS YOUNGER!!!
THEN THE FEMALE MC WAS ANNOYING AND WEAK AND A PUSHOVER!!! THE HIGH SCHOOL RIVAL DIDN’T MAKE SENSE!!! THE SECOND LEAD AND OG LOVE INTEREST WAS WISHY WASHY!!! THE ADULT RIVAL WAS AN IDIOT!!!! and at the end... after..... 67 chapters... of the most dogshit... annoying.... pushover lead story.... WE DIDN’T EVEN GET A KISS!!!
and YOU KNOW WHAT??? i read THE ENTIRE THING IN A DAY!!!!! I READ ALL OF IT! START TO FINISH! the comments the entire time were legit “im dropping this” FROM THE SAME PEOPLE!! EVERY CHAPTER!!! AND IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! IT WAS FUNNY!!! like DAMN ME TOO BITCH!!! ME TOO!!!
I READ THE ENTIRE THING BC THE MAIN GUY LOOKED LIKE KOU MABUCHI FROM AU HARU RIDE!!! AND YK WHAT???? i STAND BY IT!!! KOU IS HOT!!!!!!
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again