#sorry for this bad joke lol

[spghtrbry]

this and the brainrot again

yeah. don’t ask.

bonus: my ranking of saul’s suits. that orange shirt + green tie makes me feel things for some reason

#im sorry #breaking bad #better call saul #mike erhmantraut #jesse pinkman #gus fring #gustavo fring #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #yeah i had hard time drawing mike and jesse but i promise i’ll try again and get better #also gus in two variants bc i couldn’t choose one lol #also NO im not that insane to observe saul’s gesture just BECAUSE #the thing is that i’ve figured that me and him have pretty similar gesture #so i started to pay more attention to his gesture and noticed that thing that he does with his pinky when he points #yeah the explanation only made things worse. #anyways #no questions on the last pic pls. just. accept it. #isnt that high art though. #(by last pic i mean the terror joke but tbh the suit chart counts too)

[avephelis]

hey dude i'd totally rip open my ribcage for you to use as a furnace if you asked. sorry if that's weird or anything.

#guess who finally had time to doodle something ^_^ itt's been one of those weeks... pass the chip body horror !!! #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #jrwi fanart #avepharts #chip the kind of guy to say “are you cold man? you could set me on fire and eat my flesh or something” and you think he's joking #but you look down and he's already bared himself in front of you saying “sorry if it tastes bad you can always just make me into jerky lol” #body horror #gore #tw gore #tw body horror #i mean it's pretty stylised but uhh. safety filters as usual. #he makes me ill

[houseofheroesau]

A question for Time, or anyone else who wants to answer, because why not? What's your favourite song?

what does that say about you, Warrior

#this doodle is so bad I'm sorry #Time's okay but I am NOT used to young teenagers like Wind #but I wanted to make the joke so here you go #this is what happens when you freehand with no references at 3am #my art's better I promise lol #house of heroes #houseofheroesau #hoh #zelda au #legend of zelda au #hoh warrior #hoh wind #hoh time #hoh answered #legend of zelda #not lu #hoh official art

[sergle]

perhaps it doesn't need to be that Deep, but some of y'all's relationship with age and youth truly stresses me out. you're doing this thing

like nevermind that using reaction pics/gifs in place of a text response is not something that Olds Do, if it's becoming less common on tumblr, i think that's been in the past like. 2 - 4 years. nevermind that... you truly stress me out using Thirty Five as the old and out of touch age to make a joke about. oh my god girl... 35.... please!!! you don't need to be so scared of aging!!! 35 is young! the imaginary 35 year old mom being used for this joke is a Young Woman! my first instinct is to make jokes abt how I am, in fact, geriatric (which I like to do) but I gotta break character and be like. hey you guys don't Actually think that 30 is elderly, right. we're joking when we say we're old, right?? you aren't actually internalizing that. right??????

also I spent like 5 years curating my Fotos Folder and I've got so many good ones... so I am actually probably gonna keep using them when I AM old. I love these images

#sergle.txt #genuinely I need you guys to stop that. you're stressing me out. it's not good for you to think like that #like i'm SORRY i need to send Jokes out of the room in order to tell you this is bad. #i'm just as happy to make an I'm Old joke as the next bitch... i literally feel Aged. but you can't be taking it seriously..... pls.. #also this part takes a backseat to the part that really worries me but also you're just being rude lmao #fumbled the attempt to be funny in my askbox. no joke was found you were just being rude at me for no reason #bc the intended joke is 'you use reaction images like an Old Person lol' #which is just you being annoying. so like. what's that about

[rox-of-iu]

ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)

is me. so you know what that means.

spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37

there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much

yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat

#liushen #cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #mu qingfang #tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol #and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows #there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end #wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry #anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter #actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before #my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi #so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA #speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but #for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain #and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG #it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole #checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd #so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful #also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao #and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas #if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list #so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi #HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe #so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD #OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE #anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!! #also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah

[dovesick]

high school is tough when you’re a biblically accurate angel

#angel art #biblically accurate angel #character art #character illustration #oc art #my art #idk what to tag this as #it doesn’t rly work with my normal tags lol #this is for my new show coming to cartoon network lmaoooo #gotta get it picked up #i’ve been experimenting more with textures lately & i rly like the result #sorry the cartoon network thing is a joke i’m just a small time illustrator #my sense of humour is rly bad #just wanted to clear that up for anyone else who sees this :D

[lepiota-cybe-yippee]

Damn bro, are you an animated meme? 'cause you make me wanna Fall into oblivion.

#quotes #lmao #bad pickup lines #pick up lines #animation #animated #meme #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #humor #haha #funny #jokes #lol #anyways #sorry

[just-being-all-by-myself]

Sometimes a part of me is just like: Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything..!!

Then the other part goes: Fuck life, I just want to murder everyone and laugh while I bathe in their blood.. Hahahaha

Then yet other part is like: I shall take over the world, people will know how dangerous I am. I will kill everyone..

Then the other part goes: why do we even exist? It will all end someday, there is no use in trying to achieve anything..

Then suddenly I am snapped out of this conversation in my head by my friends and they are like:..

...

You look a little pale.. Have you eaten or slept today?

#memes #humor #haha #chaotic thoughts #chaos #lords of chaos #funny #funny stuff #funny memes #ha ha funny #funny shit #funny post #lol memes #meme humor #best memes #relatable memes #meme #friendship #clothes #comedy #going crazy #crazy #like crazy #shower thinking #shower thoughts #funny jokes #this is a joke #funny joke haha #sorry for the bad joke #jokes

[mothoscope]

I couldn't even begin to decipher this one for you guys sorry.

#this started as a joke with my friends to loosen up after I saw a badly drawn beavis and butthead drawing with velvet underground lyrics #but um that sure changed lol oops #sorry for making angsty artwork of your dumbass characters mike judge my bad ig #lyrics are from two jason molina songs shoutout to my friend for that #beavis and butthead #fanart #comics #moth art #my art

[kraeki]

omg thank u for answering. I am interested in any Liverpool ships & fics that are well written 😆 lol whatever fics you like!

Ok!! I mostly wanted to clarify that you were into football slash and not x reader 😅 Both are fine but I only have recs for one 😊

I kept this to recently active writers to make it manageable. Also I tried to complete this without too much thought because otherwise I would spiral but I’m so afraid I forgot someone obvious so apologies in advance 🙏

My favourite (mostly) Liverpool writers are, in alphabetical order:

@blowthemoonout / halfacre

@brinywxter

@erlingshaalands / preachingdoll

@footnotesandendings / inlovewithnight

@immortaltale / perfectpride

januarysveryown

@kloppinthekop

@konstantinostsimikas / anon on ao3 but fic is “static”

@mebiselfandi / peachpulp

suoh

@tl-trashtalk

@trentxaa / baozibb

@ollieflopkins / selkathyouth

@walkon-throughtherain / stardust_66

#also i did not include one of my absolute favourite fics on there because it’s a guilty pleasure only a select few understand 😔 #please author of that one fic please come back and write more please #‘otherwise i would spiral’ lol jokes on me because i am already spiraling #this was an impossible task for me afraid #i have thought about making a rec list so often and always dismissed it because i’m so bad at this business of picking favourites #some pairings i don’t like and don’t read i’m sorry #also some themes i stay away from #pressing post before i tear all my hair out from stress #fic rec #kraeki answers #anon ask

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

sparkle on its wednesday dont forget susie and ralsei are friends

#deltarune #my art #ralsei #susie deltarune #noelle deltarune #no matter the circumstances noelle is always present on like 70% of my drawings #and its not even a bad thing. im not complainiy #*complaining sorry i cant see what imtyping #its ALMOST MIDNIGHT ITS STILL WEDNESDAY #enjoy my human susie i made her skin pink-ish cause shes in the dark world and stuff #the jokeralsei cinematic universe expands... tomorrow i mightdo something actually #im giving it its own tag also. #jokeralsei cinematic mewniverse #i found out joker only has girlfriends for sidekicks but i don't. really care they're friends. starts beatboxing #also ralsei being a mage and noelle being a spellcaster is based on vibes and i made this lore up its an inside joke with myself LOL #i have to stop typing tags now or it won't be wednesday anymore ok seeyoutomorrow byr

[alangdorf]

Sorryyyy for dropping off the face of the earth; got kinda shy after that last post but mostly I’ve just been writing though I cannot guarantee that any of that will ever be finished (also I’m very insecure about my writing AAAH). Figure I might as well post the valentines I had done (like two months late lol); interestingly this turned into more of a hand lettering exercise than I was expecting lol

#len’en #yabusame houlen #suzumi kuzu #tsubakura enraku #haiji senri #art #digital #there was one more but I’m not confident it’s like. funny? and I have stuff I’d eant to change abt it #and these four have pretty good comedic timing as a set so I’ll just leave well enough alone #also had plans for a Kuroji and uhhh Xeno a but those haven’t panned out #you’ll have to excuse me I’ve been going off the rails and also have not fixed the meds situation (I’m completely out atm) #started like four fics; yes they are all suzutsuba and there is. so much sex (not described/on screen but STILL) #didn’t manage to stay away from Hamal Cine Bad End either jfhshsjfb #too nervous abt talking yo pol rn to leave comments but zaranthropy if you’re reading this I owe you my life #also I think I said I was inspired on something by dissociation constant and then when chapter 2 came out I relized it was something I had #completely misinterpreted but I’m too embarrassed to actually go and check lol…… #*talking to ppl sorry I had to turn off my autocorrect cause it was being compeltely unreasonable #OH YEAH also this Haiji design was a little bit inspired by a redesign of them from uhhhhhhh who was it. idk most of their blog is gone but #I’ll go check my likes #anyway I like how they tuned out also that joke came to me several days after valentine’s and gave me the idea for this whole thing #edit: can’t find the post anymore for some reason but I think yhe name was like chiosu or something? #did somebody go delete their blog while I wasn’t looking

[somer-writes]

If you had to give the boys any IRL, what would it be and why

I don’t think they would watch mtv. Maybe wind 🤔

XD jk what’s the whole question??

#somer answers #Im sorry about the bad joke #I never watched irl lol

[mywastelandperfection]

#amelia earhart #amelia #very dark #dark meme #dark but funny #funny content #dank memes #memes #funny stuff #funny #funny post #sarcasm #dank humor #funny pics #bad jokes #1900s #early 1900s #earily quite #lol sorry #lol #life #gay

[gregoftom]

khdkgdkgdjgdkgdkys so funny when ppl say greg is pointless or doesn’t drive the plot in any way. you can hate him all you like but to basically say he could be removed and the show would be the same is just literally Not True. gimme what y’all smoking bc it must be some strong shit

#txt #like i’m sorry the chara u hate is one of the mains and affects the storyline but like. deal with it? lmfao #he’s literally jesse’s bias/insert also how you gonna say he ain’t shit be for fucking reaaaaal #also don’t even get me started on the tg is just a bad ship it isn’t homophobia!!!! bc uh. yeah it is lol #like. what else would you call it when you rally hard against a mlm ship the moment it could become a serious relationship #like it only makes sense if it’s a joke if it’s taken seriously as a relationship it’s suddenly stupid and wrong #how tf is that Not homophobic lmfao #disk horse sorry im just so Tired

[madly-gay-scientist]

That's how I imagine Robotnik whenever he sees Sonic

#of course it's a really bad joke #sorry for shitposting #you can ignore that lol #my art #sketch #jimbotnik #ivo robotnik #dr. robotnik #sonic the hedgehog