Ed: how do we get out of this stomach?
Ling: Oh, I know! In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Ed, pinching his nose: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?
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Haibara: What the hell is that?
Conan: *dragging KID* A phantom thief I found in the dumpster.
Haibara: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.
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(During a widow family dinner)
Natasha: Y/N, what are you doing?
Y/N: I'm eating because I'm very uncomfortable.
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes Spoilers
Snow about Lucy Gray:
Me:
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Caitlyn: How did you get in my house? Did you kick in my backdoor?
Jinx: Kicked? Yes. Kicked in? No. That thing is sturdy. The same could not be said about your window. Definite security risk there.
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(When Lusamine officially joins/joined Rainbow Rocket)
Lysandre and Lusamine: *Rambling on about beauty and their own*
Cyrus: Holy shit, there’s two of them.
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Trent: Who's in charge here?
Jan: Usually, whoever yells the loudest.
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race: we need you to create a diversion. we have to get out of this house.
davey: what happened to albert's diversion?
race: albert doesn't know what a diversion is apparently. he just ran directly into the house.
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Makoto: You can't just torture someone 'cause you think they're guilty!
Mukuro: Oh, don't give me that liberal bullshit.
Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ("Mac Is a Serial Killer")
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Cinna: Who's in charge here?
Haymitch: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
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Pinako: How did this happen?
Al, now a suit of armor and holding Ed, who has two less limbs than he had originally: How does anything happen? Move past it.
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Jaheira, entering camp for the first time: Who’s in charge here?
Tav: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
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Narcissa, to Bellatrix: You did your best, no hard feelings!
Lucius: She didn't do that great of a job
Narcissa: Don't beat her while she's down
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Derek: who’s in charge here?
Stiles: well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
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DAVE: this is crazy but im having feelings again
DAVE: like some sort of fourteen year old kid
DAVE: you remember feelings right
KARKAT: YES, DAVE, I HAVE FEELINGS EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
DAVE: :0
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Hangman: We'd like to report that we have entered into a romantic relationship. I'll be the breadwinner in the relationship.
Rooster: And I'm the trophy husband. He's my bottom.
Hangman: Oh? Well, I'm the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the power.
Rooster: Only because I'm giving out so much power from the top!
Cyclone: ...What are you talking about?
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