Barbara: I gained and lost 60 pounds in 3 months.
Jean: Wow, that’s almost impossible.
Barbara: First of all, through the Archons all things are possible, so jot that down.
“Oops, I dropped my condom for my magnum dong” - Satanick
Kyoko: Is there any reason behind what you’re doing?
Genocide Jack: Wildcard.
Anna: You’ve been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
Jane: A what day?
Anna: A spa day.
Jane: What is this word “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Martha: I hope the Doctor didn’t do anything stupid.
Donna: Whatever the Doctor is doing right now is probably pretty stupid.
Marluxia: If you were to rate me, what would you put? If it were a one out of five thing, which it is, what would you give me? The obvious five-star rating, or would you be a liar?
Booker: I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge