#source: @doubleca5t

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: 0kay s0 hear me 0ut: we need lesbian c0ffee sh0ps because i, pers0nally, d0 n0t drink c0ffee, but i d0 eat raw c0ffee beans

Aradia: and i feel like if i st0le s0me beans fr0m behind the c0unter and sh0ved them in my m0uth it w0uld be super h0t and i w0uld finally get a girlfriend

Jade: i want to make fun of you but this sounds like something my girlfriend would do and i would think it's hot

Aradia: *munching n0ises*

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #aradia megido #jade harley #arajade #mod terezi #source: doubleca5t #i would fall for someone if they did that to me in an instant

[youtubeminuscontext]

I'm sure she'll become plot relevant again, and then...you will once again be gifted with the power of booba.

Eldena Doubleca5t

#eldena doubleca5t #source: I Go Insane While Playing ''Turnabout Goodbyes'' - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Stream Highlight #out of context youtube

[demilypyro]

you've been nominated for a shitty poll that wants to pit people like you and doubleca5t against actual nazis. if that bothers you maybe report it for harrassment? if not go ahead and ignore me

https://www.tumblr.com/mostannoyingtmblruser-poll/716220604341190656/better-quality-and-there-you-have-it-folks-the?source=share

looking at this list, i'm mostly just confused. "most annoying tumblr user poll"? i don't recognize half these usernames but there's like actual bigots and stuff mixed in with people who are just. popular? and also me for some reason. what did i do.

[txttletale]

https://www.tumblr.com/doubleca5t/716245080626823168/mostannoyingtmblruser-poll-better-quality?source=share

Congrats on the nomination?

id like to thank the academy

#ask #what a bizarre concept for a poll

[leviathan-supersystem]

https://www.tumblr.com/doubleca5t/716245080626823168/mostannoyingtmblruser-poll-better-quality?source=share

congrats on your nom!

FINALLY getting some appreciation for all my hard work

[grlofswords]

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/doubleca5t/685928480070926336?source=share

Stupid cunt transmisogyny denial moment

[total-takes-island-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/doubleca5t/724238561061289984?source=share

Juluffy

yuri <3

#total takes island #tti #juluffy

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Wait, do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?

Tony: ... What kind of lives do you people lead?

#ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #source: tumblr #source: @doubleca5t

[kebuyo]

Zero: If I had a gun with two bullets and I were in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Akai Shuichi...

Zero: ...

Zero: I'd shoot Akai twice.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk quotes #furuya rei #rei furuya #amuro tooru #toru amuro #akam #dcmk #detco #akai shuichi #detective conan #incorrect detective conan quotes #source: eldena doubleca5t

[hopeisour4letteredword]

cant have a tov shitpost dump without bullying raven. it would be a crime

#raven tov #yuri lowell #Estellise Sidos Heurassein #judith tov #tales of vesperia #Tales of Vesperia spoilers #quote source tumblr #quote source tumblr user doubleca5t #quote source tumblr user slimegirlunlimited #quote source the good place #bastard spotted

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

I love nothing more than to watch dudes take Ls. I just, love watching a couple guys get owned all the time. Constantly. Non-stop.

Tori, while watching Blake and Cam fight over her (Power Rangers Ninja Storm)

#incorrect quotes #power rangers #ninja storm #tori hanson #source: eldena doubleca5t

[emma-d-klutz]

Itsy Bitsy: I'm baby.

Spiderman: You're not baby; you're a 24-year-old terrorist who writes BNHA porn.

#itsy bitsy #spider man/deadpool #susan mary #incorrect quotes #spiderman #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #source: meme madness from eldena doubleca5t

[wrongmha]

Present Mic: What your favorite My Hero Academia ship says about you! Class 1-A: Your interest in making difficult choices is outweighed by your overwhelming horniness. Shindeku: You're always a slut for characters who act like nothing fazes them, but go soft for one person. Tododeku: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool fight scenes. Dabitoga: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma. Kodajiro: Your ideal relationship dynamic is femdom. Bakudeku: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bullying.

Source: Eldena Doubleca5t

#incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #present mic #hizashi yamada #kodajiro #bakudeku #katsuki bakugo #izuku midoriya #dabitoga #dabi #himiko toga #tododeku #shoto todoroki #shindeku #hitoshi shinso #source: eldena doubleca5t #toya todoroki

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

What Your Fave GW Ship Says About You

1xR (Heero x Relena): You’re always a slut for reformed bad boys.

1x2 (Heero x Duo): Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint Heero x Duo as the beginning of your crippling yaoi addiction.

3x4 (Trowa x Quatre): You just wanted good things for Trowa, and really, who wouldn’t?

1x3 (Heero x Trowa): Your ideal relationship dynamic is TWO BROS, CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB--

5xM (Wufei x Meilan): Your ideal relationship dynamic is a bickering married couple.

4xR (Quatre x Relena): You think the concept of opposites attract is HIGHLY overrated.

2x5 (Duo x Wufei): You think the concept of opposites attract cannot be highly rated enough.

1x4 (Heero x Quatre): Your interest in canon divergence is outweighed by your interest in edgy boys.

RxD (Relena x Dorothy): I’m not sure how you, a yuri fan, ended up in this fandom, but like, good on you for making the most of it.

1x5 (Heero x Wufei): You don’t so much want a bickering married couple as like a really WASPy couple where both partners kind of resent each other and no one talks about their feelings.

1x6 (Heero x Zechs): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other.

2x3 (Duo x Trowa): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

2xH (Duo x Hilde): You are a firm believer in ignoring the main cast in favor of the funny side characters.

2x4 (Duo x Quatre): You just wanted good things for Quatre, and really, who wouldn’t?

2xR (Duo x Relena): You think the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis.

4xD (Quatre x Dorothy): Your ideal relationship dynamic is femdom.

5x6 (Wufei x Zechs): Your ideal relationship dynamic is that meme that’s like “hoe don’t do it… oh my god” but somehow both partners are the hoe.

5x13 (Wufei X Treize): I could give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you think that Treize is hot, which, fair. But realistically I should just hit you with the “FBI OPEN UP!”

5xS (Wufei x Sally): You had a crush on Sally Po. Also, obligatory FBI OPEN UP!

6x9 (Zechs x Noin): You’re just here for some MEN 👏 GETTING 👏 PEGGED 👏

6x13 (Zechs x Treize): You want to fuck father figures, but you also have a deep appreciation for high camp.

13xUne (Treize x Une): Your ideal relationship dynamic is that thing you and your friends did in middle school where you ship the hot male teacher with the hot female teacher.

9xS (Noin x Sally): Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls being friends. Gals being pals.

1x2x3x4x5 (Heero x Duo x Trowa x Quatre x Wufei): Your interest in making difficult choices is outweighed by your overwhelming horniness.

Source: all descriptions taken from the amazing videos of tumblr user @doubleca5t.

What Your Favorite Naruto Ship Says About You

What Your Favorite Harry Potter Ship Says About You

What Your Favorite Marvel (Avengers) Ship Says About You

#don't @ me #heero yuy #duo maxwell #trowa barton #quatre raberba winner #wufei chang #relena peacecraft #relena darlian #zechs merquise #treize khushrenada #dorothy catalonia #hilde schbeiker #sally po #lucrezia noin #i'm not going to tag the couples #please don't make me #gundam wing #gw meme #gw ships meme #source: tumblr (doubleca5t)

[hestiacygnus]

What your favorite LGBT Ship says about you:

WayHaught: You‘re just in it for the handcuffs.

BaiZhao: This is just the same as WayHaught except you think the phrase “bros before hoes” is a lifestyle choice.

WeiLan: You’d tell your partner on a first date, you’re looking for someone to die for.

Cazzie: You wouldn’t mind if men just didn’t exist.

Villaneve: You would let your celebrity crush run over you with their car. And you’d just be fine with that.

Wangxian: Gazing into each other’s eyes is the most romantic thing you can think of.

Bubbline: You have an anime profile picture.

Evak: You don’t ever leave your house. Sitting on your bed, watching romantic movies and edits on your computer is all you need.

Crisana: You would make a romantic playlist for your S.O.... and it would be shit.

Willara: You cry whenever good does not in fact triumph over evil. You believe love is the truest magic of them all.

Tharntype: Your favorite ship type is angel x devil. And you either want to date someone with a pure heart or someone who can and would kill you and there’s no inbetween.

Siren: If your S.O. isn’t also your personal bodyguard, you don’t want them.

#So I’ve been seeing this going around and decided to try my hand at it #Inspiration source: #eldena doubleca5t #what your favorite ship says about you #bubbline #wayhaught #weilan #guardian #zhen hun #wangxian #mdzs #the untamed #s.c.i. #tharntype #siren #in the flesh #willara #btvs #evak #skam #crisana #skam españa #cazzie #atypical #villaneve #killing eve #wynonna earp #baizhao #adventure time

[impoffreemarket]

what your favourite ship in pillars of eternity says about you:

(read the tags)

aloth x watcher: you're always a slut for slowburns

tekehu x watcher: you are a certified moronsexual: you're attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

maia x watcher: you want a girlfriend who can not only kick your ass, but will do so upon request

xoti x watcher: you don't understand people who say they wouldn't date their best friend. like, aren't you best friends with them for a reason?

eder x watcher: i can't say for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures

rekke x watcher: your ideal date involves wacky hi - jinks after which, hilarity ensues

ydwin x watcher: you are a sucker for characters who are in a desperate need of more screentime

thaos x watcher: you just want to fuck villains and honestly, who wouldn't?

iovara x watcher: you really wish your past life hadn't done her so dirty

tekehu x aloth: you think a key to a good romcom is making sure the main couple hates each other for a good... like one third of the movie at least

rekke x tekehu: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being stupid together

ydwin x aloth: you think the concept of "opposites attract" cannot be rated highly enough

maia x xoti: your ideal relationship dynamic is butch / femme

xoti x eder: you're here just for some men getting pegged

#pillars of eternity #pillars of eternity 2 #deadfire #poe #poe2 #shitpost #ain't bashing your ship #not at all #source: eldena doubleca5t #made just for fun #feel free to add your own ships #i might or might not do it for tyranny too