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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Pete: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Ted: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 4 months
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Canon Jaune: I am the brain, I am the left brain! I work really hard until my inevitable death Brain! You got a job to do you better do it right, and the right way, is with the left Brain's might!
Fanon Jaune: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY~
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Spock: My father recently told me that I act too flamboyant.
Spock: And I said, really dad?
Spock, throws glitter: PROVE IT!
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Tsukauchi: If you like vigilantism, let me hear you say “hell yeah!”
Koichi & squad: Hell yeah!
Tsukauchi: Gocha. *sirens go off* Let’s get these motherfuckers. 
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criminallydelusional · 6 months
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Abed: I am the left brain. I am the left brain. I-work-really-hard-til-my-inevitable-death-brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right. And the right way is with the left brain's might.
Troy: I like oreooos and pussyyyyy
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Mischa: This is a message to all my bitch-ass haters.
Mischa, tearing up: I’m really sensitive, so please stop. 
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Odysseus, to Alcinous: I shall play a song for you now.
Odysseus: I call it 'My Life So Far'
Odysseus: *takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
Odysseus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Natasha: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Y/N: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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sorry-spencer · 1 year
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Spencer: I'm like you guys, once a week I like to slip into an existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth. And what I like to do in order to assurse myself that I'm unique and that I'm not just one of many small, white, indistinguishable, perfectly cylendric checker pieces in Jesus and Satan's badgammon game is I will, I'll say a group of words that I think no one has ever said in that order so that when I say it, I feel like, "Look at me participating in this new moment that no one's ever been a part of." So I'll say something random like uh, like "peanut butter tribadism," or um, "I'm your father and I'm sorry for abandoning you."
Morgan: I just asked how your weekend was.
Hotch: I'm sending you to therapy. This isn't a debate anymore.
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headcanonsandmore · 1 month
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Nyssa of Traken, around most people: I am the left brain...I work really hard until my inevitable death brain...if you've got a job to do, you'd better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might. Nyssa of Traken, around Tegan Jovanka: I LIKE OREOS AND PUS-
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Sam: if you like smoking weed let me hear you say hell yeah
The smoke club: hell yeah!
Sam: gotcha
Officer Bailey: *starts making siren sounds*
Doug: let's get these motherfuckers
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Raph: This is a message to all my bitch-ass haters.
Raph, tearing up: I’m really sensitive, so please stop.
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Shigaraki: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Twice: I LIKE OREOS AND -
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criminallydelusional · 5 months
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Morgan: Is there anything better than pussy?
Reid: Yes, a really good book.
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Donald: I put the packet on the glass
Goofy: What glass?
Donald: The little glass dish in the microwave
Goofy: got it
Donald: I close the door
Goofy: Which door?
Donald: The door to the MICROWAVE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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incorrectmoonknight · 2 years
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steven: i am the left brain, i am the left brain. “i work really hard until my inevitable death” brain. you’ve got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. 
jake: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY—
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