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oceansprompts · 10 months

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

#rp sentence meme #roleplay memes #sentence meme #sentence starters #text message prompts

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antvnger · 7 months

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[Text: Luce 🔊] What??

[Text: Luce 🔊] Oh shit! That wasn’t meant for you! Sorry!

[Text: Luce 🔊] Give me a sec and I’ll give you an actual reply! Sorry sorry sorry!

@neonsoundbite

Text message prompts

#rpscottlang #scott lang #ant-man #neonsoundbite #text message prompts #lucille #🔊#ant man #antman

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saturncodedstarlette · 9 days

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[Adventures with witch!Y/N & familiar demon!Ghost P.2]

Demon!Ghost : Witch

Demon!Ghost : Witch I need to see you today

Demon!Ghost : Witch

Demon!Ghost : oh almighty, fearsome castings witch

Witch!Y/N, doing groceries : Ghost what 😐

Demon!Ghost : My cauldron is calling for its witch 😔

Witch!Y/N : I literally just left the house like— 5 minutes ago, you’re more clingy than usual. Is it because you’re nearing your… “heat season”?

Demon!Ghost : Yeaaah..

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v1x3n · 2 months

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text stories with the 141 part 35 masterlist

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simp-for-long-hair · 2 months

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please click for better quality

some more fanfic postage stamps ♡

• hanahaki disease • time travel • royalty au • idiots in love • academic rivals • found family • slice of life • secret relationship • mutual pining •

Pt.1

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player1064 · 2 months

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Hi! All such great carraville drabbles so far! If you’re still doing them, may I request them coming out publicly and the various reactions of news broadcasters, other ex/current footballers and of course, the internet. Thanks!

aaa thank you!!! and yessss I love fics where it's public reaction to stuff and i LOVE multi-media type fics so this was fun to write (even though i am much too lazy to come up with fake twitter usernames)

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Group: MU mob

Phillip: forwarded an instagram post by gneville2 Phillip: ???

Gary: what Gary: do u think I was too nice to him in the caption Gary: I can edit it to add something about scousers maybe Gary: or how he never won the league

Phillip: you and Carragher???

Gary: ?

Paul: whyd u make me look at that rot first thing in the morning Paul: put me off my breakfast that did

Ryan: im not installing instagram for this whats he done now

Nicky: ^

Phillip: he’s dating Carragher?????

Ryan: where have u been for the last 2 years its literally all he talks about

Phillip: America! I have been! In! America! Phillip: Gaz I can’t believe you told them and not me?

Paul: I wish he hadnt told us to be fair Paul: they r so annoying

Gary: sorry phil I mustve forgot Gary: timezones etc Gary: gtg we’re having breakfast before he has to head to studio 🥞😍

David: nice post Gary 😊🏳️‍🌈 Happy for you x

Chat: Stevie G

Missed call from Stevie

Stevie: Carra

Missed call from Stevie

Stevie: Jamie Lee Duncan Carragher Stevie: pick up your damn phone Stevie: you are shit at this best friend thing yknow Stevie: also Gary Neville??? Stevie: you were moaning about him when I called you just last week Stevie: but if he makes you happy that’s alright then Stevie: tell him he’s buying me a pint next time I’m home Stevie: in liverpool mind Stevie: don’t care if you love him you won’t see me in pub in manchester

The Daily Mail

LIVERPOOL AND MAN UTD LEGENDS JAMIE CARRAGHER AND GARY NEVILLE REVEAL GAY RELATIONSHIP?

Former rivals turned co-pundits posted Valentine’s day messages on their Instagram accounts which appear to show an intimate relationship between the two men, who were both married to women for over ten years. Neither has responded for comment.

Comments:

> they’re the worst pundits on sky anyway they don’t even try to hide the bias for their teams

> gary neville’s always trying to bring politics into everything rishi was right he should stick to football!

> well I will be getting my commentary from MOTD moving forward. wish I could cancel sky sports but can’t afford to miss all the match coverage so they will be getting a strongly worded letter from me instead.

The Guardian

OPINION: IT’S 2024. WHY HAS THE FOOTBALL WORLD NOT CAUGHT UP?

There are still no openly gay players in the top tier of the men’s game. Now that two retired premier league footballers have come out, we have to ask: why is this headline news?

Both Liverpool and Manchester United football clubs have posted messages in support of Neville & Carragher, and so have many current and former players. But it begs the question why they thought that support might not be implicit, or why the two pundits had to publicly “come out” at all.

Comments:

> tbh I didn’t even know who they were until I saw Beckham’s ig story 💀

> surprised Gerrard’s not said anything, thought he and Carragher were mates >>> probably can’t if he wants to keep his manager contract $$$

> the guardian: why is the media making a fuss about two ex-footballers coming out? the guardian: is part of the media making a fuss about two ex-footballers coming out…

Twitter

Sports - Trending Gary Neville 264k tweets

Jamie Carragher 151k tweets

@.1111 they’ve been obsessed with each other for years is anyone really surprised

@.222 ngl I thought Gary Neville was already out as gay? You’re telling me people have believed he’s straight this whole time??

@.333 it’s giving slow burn enemies to lovers 150k words…

@.444 sky already wheels the two of them out together whenever they need to promote ANYTHING I bet it’s gonna get 10x worse now

Chat: J ❤️

G 👹👸: good luck on show tonight G 👹👸: no vday dinner :( G 👹👸: I shall have to waste away and pine instead G 👹👸: drown my sorrows etc

J ❤️: should be back to hotel by 1 at the latest J ❤️: I know that’s past ur bedtime old man so don’t wait up

G 👹👸: I will be up (😉😉) and ready to give you your dessert 😘 G 👹👸: might have a cheeky nap before though to be fair

#sorry to stevie g for being slightly mean to him in this but well. i dont approve of his recent career choices <3 #thanks for the prompt!!! i really really enjoyed writing all the text messages daskjsghfdg #carraville #drabbles #place ur bets now did gary successfully wake from his nap on time to greet jamie or did he fall asleep immediately

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infinitebowlofsoup · 9 months

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fic where Klavier gives Apollo his number so they can talk about a case after working hours, but Apollo calls him from the WAA phone cause he was stuck working late but Klavier thinks it's his cell phone number and keeps calling late at night when no one is around leaving voice messages for Apollo and

Phoenix Wright: Who keeps faxing us so many pictures of this dog??

#i had to stop there #the secondhand embarrassment got me #this is assuming waa has no personalized voicemail just the default leave a message after the beep #also i know texting a picture to a phone number doesnt equal fax but shhhhh #klapollo #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo prompts #mypost

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chiropteracupola · 1 year

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we're all quite fond of tom pullings, as it happens.

#em draws stuff #aubreyad #stephen maturin #thomas pullings #tom pullings tuesday #a rather sad tom pullings tuesday but a tom pullings tuesday nonetheless #I like this new habit of people just chucking hunks of text in my messages when I ask for art prompts!#yes thank you let me tear apart the pumpkin full of raw meat you've so kindly given me #this was a chunk from (I think) the last bit of the ionian mission - which I haven't reread in a while but I do remember it very fondly #albeit primarily on account of jack's horse girl moment

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courtneygacha · 6 months

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Careless pt.2

Part 1, Part 3

Tw: Broken bones, hurt/aftermath, kidnapped, hostage photos, bruises

Caretaker woke up a few days later with a blue cast around their wrist. It was a dull pain that they were gonna have to get used to for the next few weeks.

They had been trying to teach themselves how to maneuver around and do things when one wrist is injured, but so far it wasn’t doing too well. Yesterday they spilt milk all over the counter trying to pour it into their cereal. They hadn’t thought about how their arm was broken for a moment, they just kind of accepted it.

Until Friend texted them that morning.

Caretaker checked their phone and struggled to reply back.

Friend: “Hey Caretaker, I heard about what happened and this is probably a bad time, but can you get ahold of Whumpee for me?”

Caretaker: “Whumpee’s the reason I broke my wrist, I’m not speaking to them right now.”

Friend: “That wasn’t my question. Can you help me find them? It’s worrying me that I can’t talk to them. Like, at all.”

Caretaker: “???”

Friend: “They won’t answer my messages, they won’t call me back, I even tried going to their house and they weren’t there.”

Friend: “Maybe I’m asking things at the wrong time… idk. But I was thinking that maybe they’ll answer you. Can you try to call them?”

Caretaker sighed. Their stupid ass probably fell and broke their neck and no one was there to help them… They wanted to say, but instead told Friend, “It’s not my problem, I’m not worried about them anymore. Go find someone else to help look for them.”

Friend didn’t reply and Caretaker left it at that.

Or they wish they could’ve. But ever since getting that message Caretaker had a weird feeling that something was wrong. They tried telling themselves over and over again that Whumpee wasn’t their problem, and they had a broken wrist to deal with. But they couldn’t shake the feeling something might’ve actually happened.

They received the text that morning and around 4:00 pm, they gave in to their gut and texted Whumpee.

By 5:00, Whumpee had missed 65 messages and 9 calls.

“What in the world…” Caretaker muttered. This was weird. Really weird. Sure, Whumpee might’ve been upset at Caretaker for what they said, they would’ve answered after the 3rd call, right?

So something was definitely wrong.

Caretaker hated that feeling. The feeling they got when they knew Whumpee was in danger and they didn’t know why. They hated it a lot more this time because they weren’t supposed to be caring about them… but no matter how much they denied it, Caretaker was still worried for Whumpee regardless.

Stupid… this is stupid… They said as they stood at the door of Whumpee’s place, waiting for a response. For Whumpee to open the door, completely fine and make Caretaker sigh and waste their time.

But no answer came.

Caretaker knocked several more times and waited, but every time they were met with a vacant door. They were kind of fed up at this point.

“Whumpee, open the door. It’s Caretaker.” They said, leaning against the doorframe. Still nothing. Their thoughts became more anxious as time passed, which made them annoyed with themselves for caring. But again, they were still worried for Whumpee.

Okay fine… I’ll do this then… Caretaker said, taking a Swiss Army Blade from their pocket and using it — or trying to — to lock-pick the door. After some fiddling, the doorknob clicked and Caretaker was allowed access.

Access to an empty home, that was. Just like Friend said, Whumpee was not home.

Caretaker looked around the house, their nervousness growing. What were they searching for? A note? A clue? A mark or something? Their stomach was uneasy and their thoughts were getting a little out of hand, the one trying to dominate them all was: What if something happened because of you?

Caretaker shook their head when they thought this. They didn’t do anything wrong… right? They were standing up for themselves. They had enough of being at Whumpee’s beck and call. They couldn’t have done something…

Their phone buzzed and they looked at it. It was from Whumpee. Caretaker was slightly relieved.

Finally, let’s get this over with…

But their anxiety grew along with their horror upon receiving the pictures of Whumpee laying on the ground, with bruises on their arms and legs and face. They weren’t chained to anything yet, but that was probably going to change soon.

As Caretaker was looking through the photos, their mouth becoming dry, a text came through that wasn’t from Whumpee. Someone else was typing.

“They’ve been crying for you for the past few days I’ve had them. It’s annoying. I see why you hate them. You can come get them and deal with them, or leave it up to me. I don’t care. In the meantime, I’ll try to quiet them for you.”

Caretaker had never felt worse. Their broken wrist was nothing to them now. Their gut was right, Whumpee was in danger.

And this time, it was Caretaker’s fault.

Taglist: @whumpy-whump-fanfics @bookbutterfly9 @whumpdreamz @diamond-flavored-whump @whatwhumpcomments

#whump #whumpblr #whump writing #whump prompt #text messages #tw kidnapping #tw brusies #tw broken bones #tw hostage photos

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rawrmeansmemes · 2 years

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RANDOM TEXTS PART 1