#that would be a huge bitch to calculate

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

i love making funny calculators for things on desmos

#just made one to find the optimal travel time using a FTL method for one of my space settings #for instance if you want to go exactly 100 light years the optimal acceleration time is 41.107 hours before you stop accelerating #at which point you engage the warp drive #and then once you reach the destination you turn around and decelerate for 41.107 more hours #for a total travel time of around 164 hours #technically that's not fully optimal because it doesn't account for distance covered during acceleration #however #that would be a huge bitch to calculate #because while accelerating you only cover 1/200000~ of the distance covered while warp driving

[kremlin]

i figure most human behaviour that, not only doesn’t occur in other animals but has zero connection to animal behavior is basically distantly rooted in the known fear of inevitable death. let me be clear. cats and shit don’t know they’re gonna die. we do. we have thoughts. we know it’s coming. we think we’re gonna be rich, bullshit like that, most humans believe in magic and most humans doubt that math is a universal or consistent thing. total nonsense right. but everyone knows their ass is gonna die. before you write me off as some dumbass reciting basic 101 level university lectures just Trust Me I’m An Engineer. anyways. being human and dying are somewhat one in the same.

“if i do nonhuman things i can cheat the reaper.” short and sweet. if i can beat zelda faster than anyone i can outrun the reaper. and you know what, fuck it, i’m scared shitless of dying. it’s gonna hurt really bad no doubt. what if the brain destroyal process makes time slow down in my perception and it’s not just like five seconds of bleeding out or fire ant bites or however you go. Scary. so i’ll play along:

i am an average american man and i enjoy bad game runescape. it’s a computer game. MMO. kill monster get loot. sell what i don’t want to other players for gold. spamming chat with “SELLING BOWSTRINGS 200gp” for an hour “sucks” so the devs add a grand exchange where you can post buy/sell orders for a given item+price to maximize gameplay efficiency and minimize social interaction.

like any other MMO you can pay some sketchy website real money for ingame gold farmer by chinese gold farmers. totally against the rules. remember this

so the first thing that comes to any male aged 23-27 mind is “buy low sell high” basic bitch shit. no good. there’s a 5% tax that’ll wipe out your profit margin intended to eliminate this behavior (you’re supposed to friggen kill monsters). but everyone thinks they’re a genius and can beat the system and that there is a secret george soros style illuminati group that is holding the secrets, blah blah blah, whatever, and this comes as a coping mechanism after losing your shirt after trying to beat the market (success rate of 0%).

here is where people mostly quit thinking: if you do the math, which takes about ten minutes and can be done on one side of a sheet of paper with the most basic calculator, it’s easy to figure out that the amount of gold you’d need to play dirty (buy out all the available Feathers or Fire Runes or whatever) in order to corner the market would be so high that there is no possible way for a character to hold that much without having spent IRL money for gold. you’d get autobanned.

SO..finally, go on the ol’ www.reddit.com, and make a really really professional-to-professional sounding post advertising a “service”. Saturate the fuck out of it with dense but very real financial jargon. the “service” (which needs to be obscured enough with plausible and relevant language) is a hedging service aimed at make-believe market players who are buying and selling such huge amounts of items and gold (usually in anticipation of a game update that will speculatively introduce a sudden, dramatic, and capitalizable price change for some item). you need it to be as alien-sounding and foreign as possible but with enough believability and clarity that a handful of reddit jackasses will figure out what the fuck your post is about. whenever pressed further, act totally puzzled and make it very clear that this is not a service relevant to “individual entertainment-motivated” players or some shit. no matter what amount of gold anyone quotes at you, just act puzzled and if that amount is 1/1000th the amount one of your “normal” clients deal with. you need to do all of this extremely artfully. and by “you”, i’ve been meaning to write “me”. really lay it on thick that whatever you’re “doing” is totally unavailable to them and that you want zero to do with them.

so now theyre still mostly totally confused but enough is made clear that their interest is piqued. got my hook in em. some guy will copy/paste wikipedia shit in an obnoxiously long and pseudointellectual, contemptible but characteristically reddit guy style what you’re “selling” actually is in the most exhausting, hand-holdingest way to his fellow reddit gamers. with complete tone of authority.

inevitably one of them will put on their sherlock holmes hat and go deep undercover, emailing me posing as an interested party. bingo. now i get to really lay on the WTF and go off the rails asking about vouchers from One Of The Big Seven, but oh no, you can’t get one of them to vouch for you, that’s fine, it makes sense, we’re the only firm that deals with unvouched, that’s our market, well, one of them at least. Just give me a rough rundown of your entry criteria, dwell time, risk tolerance, fuckin “Gamma Ratio”, you know, all the basic stuff, and i’ll have the team generate a .xlsx for you to plug your data into to get a rough feel for what the final contract might be like.

(lololol) But REMEMBER, that excel sheet is seeded, output is fuzzed and salted and if you share it or try and sell it to our competitors, it will be fuzzy enough to be worthless to them but obvious to us who leaked what. this is the only way we’re able to integrate unvouched clients without untenable premiums and while managing our risk levels

blah blah blah blah, i go on and on and on and the guy on the other end is developing a scab from constant head-scratching. and that’s about the maximum real-world harm i’m willing to inflict. i know this sounds like an elaborate as fuck confidence scam but it isn’t. that shit makes me sick. i’d literally slam my arms in a car door before taking a cent from all this. hell, i’ll go out of my way to guarantee i don’t even piss anyone off or offend them or anything.

your guess is as good as mine but i do stuff like this constantly for anything i know well enough and the example i gave above is just a pretty low quality one i made up on the spot. this is a public blog after all.

anyways, cheers, hoping this saves me from dying or whatever the hell i was talking about before that could have probably been cut out. Namaste. Mahala.

[whatbigotspost]

I would love if you got started on the Benjamin Franklin effect, please fill me in

Oh dear how did I miss this lil prod from days ago to ramble on about something I mentioned in my tags?! I never miss a chance to ramble! No time like the present I suppose.

As anyone who’s followed me too long will well know, I love a cognitive bias or lil human psychology fun fact. This is yet another one I’ve collected over the years. In its shortest form, the Benjamin Franklin Effect is a cognitive bias that “causes people to like someone more after they do that person a favor, especially if they previously disliked that person or felt neutral toward them.”

I’m sure the science behind it is dense but I’m fairly unfamiliar with all that 😂 For me, this is just one of those interpersonal skills I strategically deploy when needed in life and work. As a nonprofit fundraiser/someone who works in philanthropy, I’m constantly asking very “important” or “fancy” people for large sums of money and before said large sums can be asked for (to employ 20 people in feminist work in Texas year round) you usually have to build a positive and trusting relationship. It’s extremely useful to be able to fast track that process, so I ask for the favor of getting a chance to “pick their brains” about something they have expertise in or I ask them to speak at an event, etc. It’s effective!

But this tool has usefulness in SO MANY ways beyond work, too. And if you know about it, you can even be aware when someone is using it on you. The very person who taught me about it…let’s call her Becky, years later, used it on me. Becky and I had experienced a falling out and she had reached out and apologized. We eventually met up to catch up over coffee and the next thing I knew, I had agreed to help give advice to her friend who is also a nonprofit fundraiser. Becky’s friend had a work conundrum and she needed to troubleshoot it with someone like me and there I was agreeing to do Becky a favor and I couldn’t resist being like “I know what you’re doing bitch and it IS working” 😂

As someone who is not naturally the most adept at navigating social situations but who made creating positive relationships w/ other human beings a lifelong special interest approx 30 years ago, it’s so helpful for me. I just keep on collecting ways that you can tangibly build rapport with others to have ready in my back pocket and I can say with certainty this is an effective one when used well.

Clearly I’m not saying to be a manipulative, calculating asshole in life, but understanding how to utilize tools like these can be a huge help when/if you need them.

Anyway, use wisely and enjoy 😘

#Benjamin Franklin effect #cognitive bias #resources #healthy relationships #positive relationships #career stuff

[mdzs-trash]

Apologies in advance for my Qi Rong ramblings 🥲🙏

So more suggestions to QR not actually being insane; he said awful things to Xie Lian about his parents and home, then lay in wait for XL to visit his parents' tomb! I'm sorry, but there is no way he could be considered insane after making such a calculated move.

I'm not saying he's on the same level as Hua Cheng with his plans, but he's still very careful with what insults to use in order to get an intended reaction.

As much as HC hates the idea (though is probably still very much aware), QR does actually know XL enough to spin his feelings around to hurt him. He has spent just as long as HC thinking about XL, though as an opposition, his thoughts have been on how best to humiliate and hurt XL. I mean, he's hurt too, he watched his whole family get murdered or exiled or (in his mind) kept as a pet in the new Yong'an court. Not to mention the person he admired, idolized, and worshipped, was the cause of it all (again, in his mind).

He's angry, and sad, and confused, and so so hurt. So he uses everything he has in order to bring everything and everyone down to his level, to feel as worthless and helpless as he does.

Calling back to a post made by @149panda149 (I loved your thoughts on that post btw!) in which I was specifically very interested in the parallel between Bai Wuxiang and Qi Rong, where they are both attached to Xie Lian through obsession and hatred; I think in Qi Rong's case it is definitely far more personal (how could it not be? They are family), and even potentially closer to Hua Cheng's feelings (obviously not the same!). And I would hesitantly put the thought forward that Qi Rong's reason for not passing on is the same as Hua Cheng's; an unyielding obsession with his Dianxia, two sides of that same coin if you will.

I personally would have loved to see this parallel drawn between them more obviously in the novel, but alas, there wasn't much to go on with Qi Rong's character. Not to mention the potential LANDMINES worth of issues with the implication of XL's cousin having the same attachment to him as his husband! (Though that... 'concept'... wouldn't be a first for MXTX to tackle, I'm lookin at you Jin Guangyao 😠📸)

But regardless! I think there is definitely huge potential for this idea, and I sincerely wish there was more context behind Qi Rong as a character.

Alright! End of ramble! I apologise for my Qi Rong brain rot, he latched on and is refusing to get off! The needy bitch!!

#mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx novels #qi rong #xie lian #hua cheng #tgcf ramblings #tgcf headcanon

[dancingdollie]

drunkie talks || jk

For all my girls who feel they are not good enough❤️

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff, bestfriend!jjk x bestfriend!reader, they both like eachother but didn't confess(they still don't confess, but yeah), Jungkook calls her baby!(omgg!), a steamy makeout, yeah thats it...

It was happening again. You didn't warn yourself for this just a few moments ago. You knew this was gonna happen when you went out with your family. It was just a small get together on the weekend which u hated 'cause weekends were only days u could rest, but you can't help it cause they are your parents. Your parents have been very strict and calculated since when you were young but being a sensitive girl at heart you couldn't take it eventually. Whenever you see other people with good parents you thought they were lucky but at the same time you would wish for them to continue having that. It was another day were where your academics were pointed out, getting compared to your sibling and it was another terrible day of getting insecurities pointed out. Your parents were always like this but today they were exaggerating. You couldn't take it anymore. But you still were quite and when the dinner finally was done, you couldn't wait to get out that place. Greeting your parents you stepped out and trying hard not to break down.

In this moment you could only think of one person. Your best friend. Jeon jungkook. Jungkook and u have been friends from middle school. At first you both hated each other, but later on you became best friends just because of playing video games together. You both enjoyed each other's company the most. At the end of high school you started developing a huge crush on Jungkook, but you were to afraid to loose your friendship with him. Nobody makes you feel like the way Jungkook. You still remembered how many nights you cried after Jungkook said you that he experienced his first kiss, it was not you. The heavy rain drops falling on you shaked you out of your thoughts. You quickly called a taxi and head off to Jungkook's place.

You have missed him like crazy cause you dint get to see him the whole week cause he had his practice going on and you had your uni completion. The things your parents said you were hurting you so bad. You couldn't wait to see him. Jungkook shares everything to you, so do you. He said that lately he hasn't been in a relationship cause last time he was into it and got cheated on. You wished you could kill that bitch but backed out cause you thought she didn't deserve your time. Jungkook took a lot of time to recover from that, and oh my god how much you you cried because he was hurt.

Soon you reached to Jungkook's place. As you were in the elevator you checked the time and it was almost 11 o' clock. But you didn't care anyway, cause you needed to see him. You were feeling cold cause your clothes are all drenched. Soon the elevator tinged and you rush towards the calling bell of his house. The moment the door opened there was with messy hair and drowsy eyes. His eyes widen as he sees your form, " Y/n, what are you doing here at this hour? Is it raining? Oh my god!!". You soften at his words, he is just talking and it makes you feel a little...good. "Come inside, you dumb head!" He says and you half chuckle to that as you step inside. He runs away to his room to grab a towel and wraps you around it. He then pulls you to his room and gives you an oversized t-shirt of his and says you to wear it. "Do you need pants too? " he asks. You shake your head and say " This is fine ,I don't need pants". You both were comfortable around eachother so you didn't see it as an inconvenience. You stare at him praying you shouldn't tear up but there he is looking into you as if he sees his whole galaxy.

" What happened, baby? Come here" he says streching his arms for you to hug him.

That's it. You lost it. You hugged him for dear life and started weeping in his arms. He just knows you, he can just tell by looking at you. He doesn't say anything and just holds you tighter whenever you let out a loud cry. You just don't care how loud you are at this point cause you know you've had enough. Finally when you started slowing down he cupped your cheeks looking at you and wiping your tears away. He looks at you with so much concern

"Are you feeling a bit better, baby?" you don't tell anything and just snuggle back into him. He just carries you like a little baby into his arms and sits himself on the couch in the living room. "You wanna talk about it?" He asks looking at you who sitting on his lap while you were playing with your fingers.

You just say "I wanna have a drink!". He laughs at your words, oh how much have you missed him the whole week. He gets up with you in his arms and places you on the dinning table to just go get the drinks. He opens one can and gives it to you. You patiently wait for him to open his so you could drink together. You both sit on the chairs of his dinning table and you feel so much better by just being with him. Your thoughts are cut down by his voice "Cheers, baby!" And you take your first sip. It feels so good but you just don't know if its because of alcohol or Jungkook. Maybe both, you don't know. "Is it your family again? You said you were going to have dinner with them." He asks. And you say "Yeah! It's not the first time but I don't know I feel so down today. Thanks for letting me in ,Kookie" you flash a smile at him. He chuckles "Your golden words come out to me only when you are like this, the other times you would tell that I'm the most useless, annoying shit you've ever met." You both laugh out loud and you start drinking again.

It was over two hours of you both drinking and both are completely drunk. Jungkook Is a little less tipsy cause he is good with alcohol but you, you cannot take more than one glass to stay sane. "And I would have just poked my eyes out" you laugh out. Jungkook finds you really cute at this point. Jungkook has also had a crazy crush on you since forever but just never told it to you cause he was afraid of rejection. He would always feel jealous when you were in other relationships and would feels possesive even if you just spoke to a guy. He was cut off his thoughts by you "hey kookie! Look at me" you cup his cheeks, squishing it. "Tell me, baby" he says. "Why do you have such a cute face but a body literally like a Greek sex God or something? huh?" You ask and he starts laughing so loud. "I don't know" he says still cannot stop laughing. Then the next move of yours startled him. You got up from your place suddenly sitting on his lap, thighs on the either side of his waist and hands cupping his cheeks. "Don't be so handsome. It's hard for me to hold back" you say, lips forming a pout. He looks at you closely "what are you holding back, baby?" He asks. You look at him, yous faces inches apart from each other "Kookie, you just don't know! You can't see it. I'm holding back so hard from letting you kiss the shit Outta me!" You whine while shaking your head trying to get down. Jungkook quickly puts his arm around your waist, his grip is so tight as he pulls you closer to him, your noses almost brushes against him. Your just started at this moment with wide eyes, your hands on his chest to create the distance, your mind all fuzzy because of the alcohol or is it because of him?

" Do you think it's easy for me to hold back after seeing you all drenched and looking at me like that? And do u think I can hold back after seeing you wear my tshirt? Oh baby! If u could look at yourself ryt now..."

He closes his eyes to take a deep breath and you can feel it against your lips creating goosebumps on your skin. How much would you have craved for this exact thing. How much would you have craved for him since forever.

" Kookie I-"

He loosens his grip on you and pushes you down. You were heartbroken for a second.

"Do you hate me now kookie?"

"Not at all baby, it's just that I don't want you to regret all of this in the morning"

" I have never regretted whatever we have done so far. And I never will. But I respect your feelings it okay if you don't wan-"

You were suddenly cut of by his lips on yours. His lips as soft as they looked. And way better than how you imagined. He kisses slow but deep, that makes your mind fuzzy and makes you feel like some gooey shit or something. You could just melt in his arms and not complain about it. He pushes you down on the couch since you moved halfway while you were drinking to watch a movie but ended up bikering. He moves his lips so gently yet so demanding, like as if he has wanted this forever. His hand moves to your hair and the other to your hips. He brings out his tongue to ask permission which you gladly grant. His lips devour your mouth and you slightly moan against his lips, he hums in satisfaction. He doesn't stop and you need oxygen now, even though you did not want this to end but fuck you needed to breath. You try to push his chest but he pins your hand beside your head and slightly detaches his lips from yours.

"Just a little baby" he says against your lips while you pant so hard. He starts kissing your jaw and up to your neck and you let out an audible moan and involuntary arch your back which brushes against his dick. He groans as he is kissing his way to your collarbone. You try to push him again.

"Kookie-"

"Just a little more baby, please"

He kisses you again. Hands squeezing your hips. You were just making out like horny teanagers. When he finally stops and looks at your breathless state.

He breaks the silence "Do you know how much I have dreamt about doing this to you? Huh? Do you know how much I would rage when you were flirting with all the others guys out there? All I could just think of was just pulling you and kissing your brains out in front out them. But you were the one who could never see me is it??"

You just stay there stunned to even open your mouth and speak cause who knew Jungkook was also as the same path as you. He looked so hot now above you, burning holes into your soul by just looking at you.

"I have thought about this all my life, Jungkook. Turns out we are both fools." You giggle as you get up and sit beside him looking at his eyes. The next few moments were just awkward as you looked at him, still cannot believe that you just made out. And oh yes it blows your mind.

You didn't know what to do and just " I should probably return home"

"Baby stop. If you are angry at me, I'll apologize but you are not going out at this hour. Please baby, just stay here. Your being so awkward right now it makes me feel weird"

You cup his cheeks as you smile at home, he just looks at you expecting something for you to tell him.

"I'm so sorry, my kookie boy. But I'm so happy right now that I'm not in my right mind. Maybe I'm just too drunk. It'll be too tough to handle myself if keep looking at me like that. I might just you know..." you hug him and he just holds you tight.

You both don't want to break the hug. So Jungkook says, " Shall we sleep and I'll finish what I started tomorrow or else I'll just bend you over and fuck you right for keeping me waiting for this long"

You were flustered by his answer but just hug him tighter and say, "Even though it sounds sooo tempting I'll just let you do it tomorrow. Can you just hug me to sleep right now, pleaseeee?"

You both break the hug and look at eachother. Jungkook smiles, "Sure baby, come lets sleep and mark my words I have so much planned for you tomorrow morning onwards"

You blush at his words hiding your face in his chest. You both giggle and suddenly he lifts you up in his arms carrying you to his bedroom. You both lay down Jungkook opens his arms for you and you just nuzzle into him thinking about today's events.

"Our head is gonna feel like shit tomorrow, Jungkookie"

"Don't worry baby. I've got you"

He kisses your forehead and you mean to give a small kiss to his lips. He just smiles and kisses the top of your head.

"Thank you for today kookie"

"I've always got you baby, you can just come to me anytime" he says and you place another kiss on his lips.

"Are you tryna change my mind, baby?"

You chuckle and nuzzle back into his chest.

"Good night, baby"

"Good night, kookie"

And within a few moments you drifted into a beautiful slumber.

#jungkook smut #jungkook fanfic #jungkook x reader #jungkook scenarios #jjk #jungkook fluff #jungkook imagine #best friends

[strangefellows]

you know what, fmabposting time

i think my favorite part of greedling as a duo is like

you look at this pair of idiots, one of whom is a homunculus, a living embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins, made out of a solidified mass of thousands of eternally screaming souls, and the other of whom is a teenage boy, prince of a whole ass country, who passes out if he doesn’t eat enough and who is terminally incapable of remembering doors exist because he’s too busy trolling the protagonist

and you go “okay which of these two is the pragmatic calculating little bitch and which of them is the huge tsundere jackass with a heart of gold”

and if you guessed the homunculi is the former, you would be wrong.

the juxtaposition of human teen ling “i grew up in the imperial court and i Will be planning ten moves ahead and deliberately make you think i’m a dumbass but i am terrifyingly competent and pragmatic” yao vs actual homunculus greed “my greatest desire in the entire world is to have friends oops i keep adopting people constantly” the avaricious is so amazing

#fmabblogging #greedling #i love them???? so much #chara: the world is not enough #chara: the bright clear line from a to b #brot3: soul brothers #if you think i will EVER let greed live that line down #also it's a 3 because ed is in there too whether he wants to be or not

[takalzuoom]

Hello! I hope you're having a nice day! I wanted to request savanaclaw with a bear beastman s/o? They have a huge appetite, is cuddly, and is almost as lazy as Leona.

Gasp? I’m doing requests again?? ik ik this is really really late, (and this was one of my more recent ones lol)

but there’s no time like the present!

𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬/𝐨!

𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚

black bear

Oh god, they’re everywhere, from swamps to desserts, even to fucking jungles. You don't realize how prominent bears are until you research em.  They also come in other colors?? Which is so weird to hear)

As much as I like to say Leona curls up into your bigger stature when you sleep, he doesn't, sorry babes 🤕

But oh my god, bears are adorable, like ah

Also, bears are (obviously) taller than lions… so except for an obvious height difference 🫦

And unfortunately… it's by a lot… Leona is 185cm / 6'0 so you’d be 200cm and 6’3 😺

I don’t make the laws, I only enforce them 😋

People don’t think you're a beast man, yeah I know, crazy right? Mainly because of your short ears and tails (Like how I found out Ruggie had a tail from one of his cards)

And since a lot of people think you won the genetic lottery, they just assume that the rising atmosphere is because you’re so tall and braully 

But Leona knew, oh god he knew the moment you entered Savanahclaw

Anyways, yall are like night and day. I mean, yeah, you're a bit sluggish, and a little slow, more of a gentle giant than a force of nature compared to Leona. Especially with his cold and calculating personality.

Yesh

But it surprisingly goes together??

No, you won't be able to pry Leona out of bed, but he can convince you to join him 😼🤭 (The most he’s ever done is offer you the spot with the most sun, and who are you willing to ignore an offer from the Leona Kingscholar)

Y/n: Leona get up, we gotta go to Trein’s class

Leona: And deal with his not-so-pop quiz, I don't think so. It'd be better for your health to take a nap, with me, in the sun. What’dya say 

Y/n :

If Leona ever loses you- what am I talking about, you're the tallest beast man/student in the school, which he likes- loves to rub in Malleus’ face 

Leona: Bet those horns are trying to concentrate on something 

Malleus: Interesting, cause I believe that ego of yours is compensating for something as well

Ladies ladies, please!

Even though you're more easygoing compared to Leona, you are still a bear beast man

Yes, you are a big cuddle bug and love hanging out with your friends/boyfriend… But my guy, you’re a fucking behemoth. So, unfortunately, you're gonna have some issues, like when people scurry away in fear whenever you're present 

Or dodge your ‘bear hugs’ matrix style because of your natural strength  

But that’s okay! Cause you’ve made it a game out of your friends to play ‘hide and go squeeze!’. They go about their daily life in constant fear of being ‘found’ by you… And boy oh boy do you get excited when you spot one. 

Floyd loves you

Though, there are some.... altercations.. about your reasonings on why you like squeezing the soul out of your friends 

Running full force with a beaming grin on your face with arms wide open, your long legs practically disappearing under you with how fast you were. Your friend's screams of horror echo through the historic buildings of NRC.

Obviously, Leona hears the shrills of your friends. 

He smirks ‘better them than me’

There will be some barriers to take care of. Like Leona’s pride, and his ‘no PDA rule’ …

Bitch 🙄

As previously stated, I would love to write about you encasing Leona in your big beefy arms as you lounge on his bed with the sun warming you both…

I mean you could try, just expect him to get VIOLENT

Or at least do it begrudgingly. 

And thus sparks your mission of getting him used to you

Now having a policy of not 1, not 2, not even3 or 4, but 5! Hugs per day!

And if you don't meet that quota with your friends… well.. 😈 

“Hug me and you’ll regret it” 

You're bound to at least get one hug from him!

Right?

:(

While you are more energetic than Leona; constantly chasing your friends around campus like Michael Meyers, you sometimes spend hours on end just lounging. 

Cause you, unfortunately, have a social battery that requires you to spend hours, and sometimes days alone. When your battery dies, it dies, and you won't budge. 

Becoming lazier than your boyfriend, you’ll just barge into his room, honey pot plushie in arm, and join him in bed. When he tries to wake you up... he can’t, cause you’re out cold

Of course, this had prompted some talks with Leona,  unfortunately for him (fortunately for you) you were in your mood and decided that you didn't care

Tbh, you're like an extremely toned-down Floyd

My guy, he loves you so much, he just doesn’t know how to show it 🥺

I’m lying, he buys you premium food and will dangle it over your head. 

If you aren’t terrorizing your friends or napping, you're munching 😼

Oh, you want that new black pasta with wagyu meatballs? Make Ruggie leave him alone

Ooooh, you want a bag of Doritos? Then deal with Ruggie

OOoooo you want this half-eaten lollipop he found on the field? Skip class and nap 

*double takes*

You are a human vacuum with an enabler

For my obey me fans, think of Beel

If Crewel takes away your emergency snacks, you're just pulling out more, if Trein confiscates those, you're simply pulling a bag of chips from your blazer???

Doesn’t help that your unique magic is honey pot. Allowing you to pull out what you want from any pocket/item you can place things in 

Ruggie: Man I’m starved… 👀

*Y/n pulling out a box of donuts from the trash*: Well I hope you have an appetite 

Y/n : *opens box*

Y/n: For nothing 🫵😼

you end up giving him another box cause you felt bad

You’re in the culinary club, sorry 🫤

Like yeah, you love having fun and physical activities and all… but free food 🤨

Delicious free food

But even if the food isn't all that great, food is food so you can't complain. And since you're the combined size of Riddle and Lilia, you need a lot

And you’re always bringing your food to Savanaclaw where you always feast with Ruggie. Sometimes when you're proud of your latest work, you’ll bring it to Leona to taste test

“Mid” This is the most delicious shit he's ever had-

Fine. If he can’t appreciate it then you’ll just bring it to Ruggie-

Leona: *Pulls out a slice of cake* Then you’ll miss out on dessert

Leona knowing that he got you to stay with him without actually having to put any effort / be vulnerable: 😼

You: 😦

I think that your tone shifts around Leona like with your friends you’re more outgoing. With Leona you’re calmer, not forcing yourself out there to not appear as the big bad bear you're implied to be. 

But just you. 

The good thing about Leona is that he doesn't care who you are (except if you're in Diasomnia) or what status you have in society. Cause if he likes you, he likes you

I think yall are cute, and many people don't see how you guys are even associated, let alone dating. 

𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞

Also a black bear!

I know I didn’t go too into detail about your appearance in Leona’s, but let's be real, he'll use it to scare Ruggie / Malleus away

But Ruggie on the other hand….😺

Boy oh boy does he have fun scaring the shit out of people with it (Whilst you -pretend to- remain oblivious to it all)

For example, someone cut Ruggie in line for food, already seeing their grubby hands reach for Leona's lunch.

Ruggie has two options.

 He can of course use his UM 

      2. confront them 

what you didn't know is that there’s a secret third option!

 Work smarter, not harder! Is his motto for a reason. So he doesn't see the harm in having you (temporarily) go in front of him. tap them on the shoulder leering down at them. 

Cleanup on aisle 3🤭

Yeah you're also tall asf

Though something I want to get out of the way is that  male hyenas are more submissive to female hyenas… however

You're a bear, and as far as I'm aware, you're not female 

But you're taller than him, so I think you guys have a pretty equal relationship.

As long as you're happy, he can't complain. And as long as he's happy, you are too. 

The favoritism is awful. 

Like… lawd 🪑🧍🏻

If you cause trouble in the dorm all Ruggie's gonna do is groan, complaining how you're making his job harder than it needs to be

That's it. 

But if it’s someone else, he gets so annoyed, like passive-aggressive towards them for days on end

Like tripping, ignoring, glaring- basically the whole 9 yards. 

And if someone blames you or points out favoritism? 

:)

Leona gets involved cause they’re just causing so much trouble now! Constantly spilling things, causing fights, and bringing down the dorm's average 

Sigh, if only they kept their trap shut, oh well!

The more I think about your and Ruggie’s relationship, the more I think about bees

Ruggie will do anything for you cause you're just so sexy

But, it’s an equal exchange. If he does something for you, you gotta do smthn for him

-Like crush him with your thighs-

Be careful, cause he would do anything you wanted (within his power) only to ask for smthn outlandish, (I’m thinking sexy time stuff)

Okay okay, he’ll ask you to take care of some heavy lifting around to dorm, how you react is up to you cause he’s your sweet whittle bf..

now let's see those muscles -

Fuck you, Ruggie likes em thick

Where he’s from food is scarce, so even now he likes someone with a little meat on their bones. 

Something about the way your tummy peaks through your shirt as your snoozing away just makes him want to bite you

You're taller than him. There's more of you to love!

Ik I’ve been making him thirst the whole time, but that's his doing, not mine. 

He values your quality time together, which isn't very often. 

When all is peaceful within the dorm and Leona isn’t man-babying it up, he's immediately running towards you for an impromptu hang out

Okay, there's something called Ruggie bucks. Hang with me here

The way it started was when he started charging you ‘Ruggie bucks’ for each food run 

Ofc you never heard of that, so you had to pay actual money for them 

He doesn't like to exploit you like that, but you know he loves you for you and not your money and valuables.. right?

Even so, the transactions begun

For every food/errand run, homework completion, and excuse on why you weren't in class, you had to cough it up

Luckily he gave you 50, but now you had to start spending wisely cause you were running low…

“Eh? You don't got enough Ruggie bucks? Hmm, that is a problem…” He thoughtfully said hand scratching his chin as he looked out into the distance 

Before you could even speak, a grin stretched across his face “Well, it seems like I’ve saved enough, and you're now technically indebted to me…so” he drawled out

“So?”

“You have to do something for me”

Oh brother

You groaned, Ruggie’s laugh echoing as your brain wrecked itself for ideas on what Ruggie was planning

“15 Ruggie bucks for 2 hours of cuddle time”

… What?

Ladies n gents, that's how you request affection from your partner without outwardly saying your touch starved, thank you, n' good night!

But honestly, this is a win for you

This is canon, suck my dick

𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤

A polar bear!

Okay- every mc is taller than their boyfriend 🤭

Jack is 192? (6’3?) Sucks cause you’re 205 cm (6’6) 😎

And like how 5’7 seems different on a guy and a girl, but you're still taller

Oh my god. Like Leona yall are night and day. you exude friendliness and Jack exudes emo wolf man. 

I believe that you two met before NRC, not like with Vil but you two were neighbors. 

He and his younger brother (more to come later) were out playing in the snow when he tripped!!

Jack, worried like how a big brother should be quickly went over to help (and to destroy the ice block that harmed his brother >:( 

As Jack was about to reach him, the ice block starts rising, snow trickling off and disappearing into the holes it created in the already snow-laid ground. Jack could no longer see his brother as there was an ice wall in the way. 

Alarm bells rang erractily in Jack’s head as his ears tensed up. He tried running faster, but his legs were too short to run efficiently in the snow 

“Y-“

“Aww you woke me from my nap,” the ice block said

Legs tripping from shock, Jack landed face-first into the snow, his ears twitching from the sudden coldness. 

As he lay there only one thing was running through his mind… ‘did that ice just talk?’

Though they were in a snow pocket, he was able to pick up the sounds of muffled voices.

Yep, it did

Ladies and gentlemen that's how I met your husband

But from then on you wouldn't leave him alone. Constantly there to play with him and his sibling(s) 

At first, it was begrudgingly, or more like he was watching out for his siblings not sure if you were a danger or not. By the looks of your tall, slightly pudgy exterior and white ears, you're a polar bear. He thinks, cause you certainly are lazy 

And that never stopped. Even at NRC

I like to think that you guys aren’t dating yet, but had a mutual pining for each other ever since you were little. 

Wolves mate for life, so when he revealed his crush to his mom at the fine age of 13, she made a huge emphasis to make sure you're the one

So that's what he's been doing, making sure. 

For 3 years… 

Yeah...

Remember how I said Jack was a lone wolf? Well, it’s usually him alone or you trailing behind. The first years joining later on as you two were dragged into the group 

They were fine with Jack, as there were some people around his height in their respective dorms… but you? You were in another ballpark. 3 inches does not seem a lot, but when you're tall every inch counts *cue Epel clenching his fist*

Oh yeah, Epel keeps on staring at you for whatever reason… and Jack does not approve of it and immediately asks if you've noticed it

“Huh? Oh, yeah I have, but I don't mind since he’s kinda cute” you hummed, stretching your arms as you muttered something about an afternoon nap. But Jack didn’t like how easily you said ‘ Epel was cute’.

Jealously jealously

Leaving to ask Epel, you couldn't help the small chuckle leave your lips.

“Oh y/n? Yeah, I really admire them for their strength and for how tall they are…”

Mhmmm

Now Jack may be a little naïve, but he wasn't stupid so he knows nothing's going on between you two and knows Epel wouldn’t try anything (if he wasn't stupid)

Mission success!

Jack tried to keep you happy, cause wolves are and were ahead of the times. Valuing their partners equally no matter who they are

And as long as you're happy, he’s happy. 

You couldn't do anything wrong in his eyes. Come in with mud dripping all over the floor, scratches littering your skin as another, smaller member of savannah claw comes in looking like he just got mauled by a bear

He’ll lightly scowl you while he’s just so passive-aggressive… no. While he's just so aggressive towards the other guy, even if it’s an upper-class man. 

You don’t even have to shed some crocodile tears to get out of trouble. Though when Ruggie comes along, or Leona...

They don’t care, just stop causing trouble. 

If you thought that did anything to improve your relationship with the wolf... you were wrong

Still dancing around each other in a love tango, everyone could tell Jack was getting more and more exhausted, from trying to convince you to join some kind of sports team, to stop napping all the time - and spend time with him :( - or to not miss class

And with you being the oaf you are, just turned around and shooed him away

At least once I see Jack trying to drag you out of bed. Ik ik ooc of him but he was tired of being ignored, plus you had classes to do and as your best friend it was his duty to make sure you were taking advantage of the education you were given (and to make sure he kept his promise to your mom to score mom points!)

So he did the only thing he could, brute force

Let’s say it sounded… quite misleading… and Ruggie wouldn't look him in the eye for a while

But back on track, he would try to get you to join a sports team as you have such ‘raw potential (as Vargas puts it) that it would be a disservice to both you and the school if you didn't. 

Plus he was getting kind of sad seeing Vargas so… depressed

Jack swore he saw his muscles deflate 

But eventually, you did join a club!

The cooking club!…

Okay yeah no you're forced into a sports club cause Vargas was going to deduct points from you

He has you join volleyball! (Sorry guys but I really like volleyball, sue me)

And Jack is a man of honor, so he doesn’t attend any of your games, but at that point, he gets tired of all the whispers around you about your uniform. With the constant bugging from Ace, decided to see what that was all about

He wouldn't lie and say you weren't on the heavier side, after all, you are a polar bear. You can get into all the different things about biology.

But mama mia you were thick and ripped. Sure you a little pudge but that only meant you were well fed and he's glad to see his friends so healthy! 🤭

Just image Jack twitching/ scowling every time he calls you a friend

But he ends up going to your game and enjoys it! you play middle blocker and you're just stopping these skinny white boys with ease. It’s hilarious. Had a proud smirk every time you would block a spike, or hell, even spike the ball so hard he swore it made an indent 

He was wondering if you even broke a sweat

But by the end you run over and gladly encase him in a hug 🤭 His face may be scowling, but his tail is wagging - which he hopes you don't see- 

You both leave together, going to Sam's shop for a cute little snack. Though Jack followed you rather than stood next to you to make sure no creeps would peep

Respectful king

Some part of me thinks Jack likes things the way they are, not wanting to ruin your relationship

But he can't stop the way he stares at the back of your head silently when you're talking so animated about volleyball (you didn't even want to take part of) 

He wouldn't admit it to himself, but he would gladly listen to you babble about your hobbies, interests, and thoughts any day of the week. 

Though, he could hear your chatters turn to mush as you spun around, your signature aloof grin on your face as you stared at him

“You should join the team!”

Now that stopped him in his tracks. And like Christmas morning everything erupted to sound again

“…Huh?”

“The volleyball team! You’d be amazing at it! You’re tall, fast, smart, and importantly: strong” you agreed with yourself. 

“Plus” 

 Like a snake, you slithered, arms around his shoulders as you pressed against his back

“We could spend more time together”

He stiffened, ears and tail at alert as he knew you could feel his rapid heart pound against his rib cage. 

“Can’t” was all he could muster out, breaking from your evil clutches

“ ‘M already a part of the track and field club”

He turned to face your pouting face

“And besides” he smirked “I’d rather watch you”

I know this was more of a best friend kind of thing rather than relationship headcanons, but suck my dick 🫵😶

i feel like this whole post was just ooc stuff 

#jack x reader #jack howl x reader #leona x reader #leona kingscholar #ruggie x reader #ruggie bucchi #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #savanaclaw #twisted wonderland savanaclaw #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucci x reader #takalzuoom🌊 #savanaclaw x reader

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 29

welcome to the twenty-ninth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.  

1. don’t know what i did to earn a love like this (but baby i must be doin’ something right) by littleghost

“I went to the desert to listen to country music.” It falls out of him, and he keeps going, voice hushed like there’s more than just him and Lance in this room. “It always reminded me of you and I would go stare at the stars, think of you, and listen to country.”

i know littleghost has been inactive in the voltron fandom since literally 2017 but i am so obsessed with their fic. im not huge on high school aus usually but this fic in particular had so many of my favourite niche headcanons that ive read this fic like twelve times. yall know how i feel about quiet devotion and its everywhere in this fic.

2. every day i wonder by kirargent

Lance has a stuffed-full backpack, a beanie pulled down over the tips of his ears, a blanket draped around his neck like a thick scarf, and his cell phone pressed to one ear. He looks like an idiot, and he’s being entirely too loud for a good cryptid hunt.

this shit made me fucking LAUGH. keith is such an ornery bitch i literally love him so much. this fic bodies the ‘fuck am i in love with HIM?? why??? why am i so HAPPY ABOUT IT???’ so well i love it

3. mortal bodies, timeless souls by @littendeservesbetter

“Wait!” Coran lets out a triumphant noise. “I got it! If my calculations stand corrected, then our visitors will be people we actually know! Keith, Lance, you two will be meeting your alternate selves today!”

Coran says it like the idea is so mundane that it takes Keith a while to process. The moment he does, however, he feels his heart drop to his stomach.

“We’re going to what?!” Lance yelps, effectively voicing out Keith’s thoughts.

Or, the castle's teludav malfunctions, alternate realities are mixed, and Keith finds out that he and Lance are a lot more... close in other realities.

they are fucking in love in every single reality in every single universe always and endlessly. they are Soulmates. i know its cheesy but im obsessed with them literally. also extra incentive this fic has pike/thunderstorm darkness

4. here comes the violence by stardon 

“Fancy seeing you here, Whiskers.”

Keith feels his tail wag in annoyance, which is almost as horrifying as his current situation. “No. Absolutely fucking not.” He looks at his bare wrist, pretending he has a watch. “How about we postpone this? My calendar says I’m free from the seventh of never through to the fifteenth of ain’t-gonna-happen, how does that work for you guys?”

Pidge looks up, quirking a brow. “Lance has an amazing influence on your humour, you know that?”

In which sometimes Keith is a bit Galra, sometimes not.

this fic is excellent because their both so obviously in love and down bad for each other but theyre both also stupid. borderline already dating but also not and driving each other insane is peak peak trope

5. Beast of Burden by melancholymango [EXPLICIT]

“Keith, no, we can’t go again.” Lance pleads fall on deaf ears. Keith is honed in on him now like predator to prey. He’s fighting a losing battle and they both know it. He sees it in the way Keith is raking his eyes over him, sizing him up. “We’ll be so late getting to the bar.”“Just one more.” Keith insists, herding Lance toward the counter with a stubbornness that is innately wolf. Lance pouts, but he doesn't have anywhere else to go but backward.“That’s what you said last time! And the time before that!”--The week leading up to a supermoon, as told by the world's best werewolf boyfriend, Lance McClain. The good, the bad, and the horny.

this is just monsterfucking but its also like soft in there. but mostly its monsterfucking

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!    

#tagging authors on this thing is so so hard #vld #voltron #klance #established klance #werewolf keith #galra keith #red paladin lance #soft klance #whipped keith #whipped lance #pike #thunderstorm darkness #fic rec #fic rec friday #longpost

[foxydivaxx]

Idol Sanji headcanons part 2

- He has multiple personas which you can see in his songs:

Mr Prince (yes that Mr Prince): His default persona. His pop star persona who is sweet but also dangerous and sexy in a cold calculated manner

King Nasty: his inner slut. This is the persona most people are familiar with

Brooklyn Rage: This is his inner gangster. Like if he is in this mode, bitch run

- He has the foulest mouth of the Strawhats. He is rapper no surprises

- He enjoys being a bratty sub which makes Zoro’s work even harder

- He has a lot of sex toys hidden in his room

- He has a lot of cars

- He shakes his ass a lot xD

- Zoro is more than his baby daddy and lover. He is his best friend

- He is worse than Nami in regards to the love of money. Yeah he loves the cash

- He was once a stripper during his younger years and did that to hustle for money

- He deep down does not value himself

- He often masturbates to videos and photos of Zoro

- He always does the more sluttier photoshoots

- He started smoking at the age 12 as a coping mechanism

- He loves clubbing

- According to Lelouch, Sanji had the highest grades of all the trainees under their label years ago and he was the most popular trainee at the time

- He is the member of Aogiri with the most collaborations for obvious reasons

- He suffered from an eating disorder that would later rebound during his idol years

- He used to hate his looks and body and wondered why anyone would want him. Still struggles with that today

- He and his dad both released albums on the same day. He ended up outselling the old man which greatly angered Judge

- He does not use the Vinsmoke name. Instead he uses his mother’s maiden name as his surname

-He sees Luffy and Chopper as his little brothers

-All those moans and orgasms he does in his songs? Those are not fake according to him. According to him, he masturbates in the studio to create those sounds

-He is an ATL dude due to spending most of his time growing up there even though he was born in New York but moved down to ATL with Zeff with his siblings

-His mother got shot by his dad when he was 3 years old. He rapped about this, literally destroying his dad and exposing the truth about the old man and destroying his reputation and ending Judge's career. A lot of people mock Judge, saying that his son is more gangster than he is. Judge has tried to hurt Sanji but his plans always backfire

- His mother was a pop star and was in a famous girl group before launching a successful musical career. So Sanji inherited all his talent from his parents but he got his mother’s looks, kindness and charisma

-He has been a victim of domestic and sexual abuse, first at the hands of his dad and later a lot of his exes

-Jojo's villain club are huge fans of his

-In fact every single villain you could think of love this guy to the point where many consider his songs "The Ultimate Villain Playbook." since he tends to play a villainous role in his songs since the character he seems to exude is a sexy evil Homme fatale

-As far as he is concerned, he is an all round entertainer. All that matters is that everyone has fun

-He was and still is the main moneymaker and breadwinner for the family for years because Ichiji unfortunately got shot but survived whilst selling newspapers on the streets

-The biggest scandal involving Sanji was an old sex tape of his from his stripper days resurfacing online. Pudding leaked it thanks to Judge but the plan backfired as that sextape made him even more popular than ever as it helped cement Sanji's sex symbol status

-He has the video with the highest amount of views on YouTube thanks to said sex tape scandal (Might as well add this to my fanfic)

- Don’t even dare try to sabotage him and his friends. He will destroy you

- There was one part in one of his songs that more or less defines him as a person:

Sticks and stones may break my bones,

But I am no lazybones,

Motherfucker left me for dead,

Yet I still stand,

You asked me why I do this shit?

This life goes way beyond making hits,

Started off as a poor weakling,

These days I answer to the name King

- He has a tattoo on his back close to his ass and has one on his ankle

- Sanji’s character’s stance towards women and feeding others is a reflection of real life Sanji’s past. The guy has been a victim of abuse for years and also his character’s interactions with women in the show is as a result of the things women like Pudding had done to him in the past

- He loves leather especially leather catsuits and wears those a lot

- During his Aogiri days, Sanji was not Sanji without his famous round shaped glasses. So many young idols would later emulate the style for years to come. Also his signature leather catsuits have made apperances in a variety of videos ever since

-He looks just like his mother

#Sanji #one piece #zosan

[bakawitch]

I was thinking of drawing some art of the student council in Kakeoh, but I'm not sure what some (like personified obelisk the tormentor) look like, do you have any references for them?

Aww! That would be awesome! I'm glad the au piqued your interest enough for that XD

So these are extremely sketchy, but here are the current season 1 designs for the student council members

Close ups and lore tidbits below cut

• Otogi Ryuji - Treasurer of Student Council (Manyuda Kaede/Otogi Ryuji)

Pretty similar to canon Kaede but with a little Duke-ish charm

Also wants to become the student council president

Recommended Risa for the student council

• Kaminaga Dei - Student Council Member/President of Beautification Council (Ikishima Midari/Yami Malik)

Psycho gun guy who gets really excited about gambling

Huge one-sided crush on Yamiko

Joey's face makes him want to throw up for some reason

Has no loyalty towards Kaibami whatsoever

• Nosaka Miho - Head of Public Relations (Yumemite Yumemi/Nosaka Miho)

Her signature symbol is a pink strawberry

Will eventually get a boyfriend

Still hates her fans (Yugi is one of them)

•Ob Bhakta - Secretary of Student Council/Kaibami Seto's Personal Assistant (Igarashi Sayaka/Obelisk the Tormentor)

Hopelessly devoted/in love with Kaibami, gets jealous easily, but keeps it to himself

Comes from a working class family, has really low self-worth

Doesn't gamble a lot but is a borderline genious

Less emotional outwardly than Sayaka

•Kaibami Seto - President of Student Council (Momobami Kirari/Kaiba Seto)

Dramatic, calculated bitch, not above murder

He introduced the housepet system

Besides his twin he has a younger brother

Will eventually cut his hair

Mommy and daddy issues, my guy's a mess

Weirdly obsessed with Yamiko and his fun sized boyfriend thing

•Kaibami Eto - Vice President of Student Council (Momobami Ririka/Kisara)

Younger twin, literally named after her brother

Her name sort of sounds like echo because she's basically just an echo of her twin

Sometimes wears the male uniform so people aren't too quick to catch on when her and Seto switch places

Has very little confidence without her mask

Sometimes finds it easier to be Seto rather than herself

• Dartz Atlan - Student Council Member/Head of Antiques Club (Nishinotoun Yuriko/Dartz)

Has basically the same hairstyle as canon, but a bit shorter and more blond toned

Has heterochromia

All his club members are very loyal to him, loyal enough to fix odds

His club runs a den

Insanely petty

• Fiona Sheldon - Student Council Member/Leader of the Election Committee (Yomozuki Runa/Fiona the Doll)

Daughter of a British count

Has an extensive doll collection

Enjoys sweets and sewing (mostly dresses and accessories for her dolls)

Legit no one knows wtf is going on inside her head

The Election Committee wears pink sweaters and differently styled bonnet hats

• Kageyama Risa - Student Council Junior Member (Sumeragi Itsuki/Kageyama Risa)

Still collects nails

Extremely privileged and spoiled but easily manipulated

Has a crush on Otogi

Doesn't have any sisters

Still kind of into witchcraft

#damn tumblr for only allowing 10 pics per post #yugioh #yugioh au #kakeoh #otogi ryuji #duke devlin #yami malik #yami marik #miho nosaka #ygo ribbon #obelisk the tormentor #seto kaiba #kisara #ygo kisara #dartz #ygo dartz #ygo fiona #kageyama risa #baka arts #doodlings #ask #kakeoh character q&a #kakeoh plot q&a #kakeoh art

[kenzan-kiwami]

i ought to get better at writing down my thoughts so i actually remember them. anyway, it's kashiwagi time again. strap yourselves in cause this is going to be very long & punctuated with discord screenshots

i've discovered recently that people seem to like it when i lay my thoughts out on him, which is honestly wild to me but here we are. like i say, i'd like to put my ideas somewhere i can actually access them somewhat easily instead of peppered randomly through two or three discord threads and my own tumblr tags, so this post will probably function as my own personal meta archive for him, because i'm allergic to tables and spreadsheets and i don't really want to rely on google drive any more than i am already.

(speaking of google drive, i have a repository here of most of kashiwagi's audio files. refer to the readme document for the reasons it's not all of them for now)

>the basics?

i'll start with his age because that's at the forefront of my mind at the moment. i like to think he's in the ballpark of 10 years older than kiryu and nishiki, which would put him around six years older than majima, two years older than adachi, and 13 years younger than kazama. thusly, with a calculated birth date of around 1958, discounting birth month, he is (approximately):

30 in yakuza 0 (1988)

37 at the start of yakuza 1 (1995)

47 through the rest of yakuza 1, after kiryu gets out on parole (2005)

48 in yakuza 2 (2006)

51 in yakuza 3/when he "dies" (2009) (also goes grey around this time, maybe the year before)

61 in yakuza: like a dragon & gaiden (2019)

66-ish in rgg8 (2024).

(this list has been incredibly helpful to me actually because my original thought was that he was eight years older than the boys... that would put him at the same age as adachi, which i'm not a huge fan of)

next up, sexuality - i think he's (almost) exclusively attracted to other men, with yayoi being an exception that proves the rule.

however, my idealised "ship" "timeline" for him is that he's with kazama until kazama gets naded, then does some FWB shit with majima until he himself "dies", then somewhere down the line after opening the bar ends up in a slow-burning "friend"ship with adachi, because who better to take out for dinner than the strapping old geezer in the glasses who serves you drinks and keeps a watchful eye on your extensive tab?

next, i think he's definitely nd. which is something you can say for most characters in this series in some way, but he has an interesting relationship with food (not just limited to what he eats, but how), is shown infodumping on several occasions, hardly if ever switches up what he wears (at most, colours), flat affect/resting bitch face/autism stare, hires extra staff at his hobby bar so that he doesn't have to speak to his customers as much, and behind his intimidating mask he has this awkward kind of energy that reminds me a lot of my own experiences with being a bit not-normal. he probably has an oral fixation.

also, sort of crack but also not, i enjoy the idea that he's light sensitive (or at least moreso than kiryu is):

>the meat

he is very highly strung - we see this on multiple occasions. he seems visibly less so after "dying" in 2009, so i'm chalking it up to the stress of having to run things as someone who has the right mentality for leadership (the other patriarchs call him "soft" in y3 for trying to resolve conflicts rather than fostering them) but just doesn't enjoy doing it. he does exceptionally well as kazama's number two, but in yakuza 0 while kazama is in jail, and in yakuza 2 after kazama dies and he inherits the family (and clan captainship), he seems very stressed out. i absolutely think that his reputation for lashing out and his "violent" disciplinary methods are due in part to stress shortening his fuse (with the latter also being learned behaviours from kazama - an old school yakuza & assassin). age and the experience of staring death and a CIA attack helicopter in the face also definitely play a part in mellowing him out.

on kazama, i'm shamelessly stealing inoue's reasons for joining the shinsengumi and applying that to kashiwagi, because, while i don't really think of them as the same guy, there is absolutely a reason they chose him specifically as inoue's bakumatsu face claim. i don't have many ideas as to what kashiwagi did before swearing up, but he's a man of debts and undying loyalty, so i believe kazama must have saved him or turned his life around in such a way that he felt he could do nothing but pledge himself to him. i also really enjoy the idea of kazama having given him his scar, but i'm not 100% on how that might have come around either.

to extrapolate even more bullshit headcanon from insignificant canon details, i think in the 80s he was a beginner hobbyist keyboard player. mostly looking at the judgement cinematic where he's not plugged in and playing a little out of sync BUT still doing whatever fucked up fruity little dance he's doing. the presence of the piano at survive makes me think he got a hell of a lot more into it in his newfound free time, as something else to keep his hands mobile as he ages and recovers from getting shot up by a heli. also, still love the little anecdote we get from iroha when she says he's good with his hands.

(related: i think he taught himself to blend traditional medicine for residual chronic pain relief)

>weirdguy momence

in a one-to-one phone conversation with kiryu, his younger brother figure, he calls daigo (with whom he is on a given name basis) 六代目

that moment near the start of y0 where he stares down at kiryu on the street from the family office window

i don't think any of his suits were fitted correctly until kiwami 2 because his jackets ENGLULF him on PS2 & PS3 and he's straight up rectangular in kiwami

fills an empty bottle of high-end whisky with pish to make his bar look more expensive and comes up with an elaborate cover story to stop people from buying it

the way he acts towards his direct authority figures

>i'm ill

using up the last of my image real estate to post some moments where i kind of maybe lost it just a little bit. by my own standards, of course.

#i will probably add more to this down the line when i can think in words and not just unspecified emotions #i've already spent the better part of three and a half hours on this post lmao #you will read my bad kashiwagi meta #kashiwagi osamu #text #meta #malware #1 spoilers #3 spoilers #note to self: add explosion trauma when i can think clearly enough to slot it in

[mus1g4]

I would absoloutely love to spend a day in a Inmate Transport RP, shackled and chained in the back of a car with prison uniform. Do you know someone who does those kinds of rp's? It doesnt matter where they are

Hello. I am finally able to respond to your question!

I am a huge fan of "Diesel Therapy" which is the euphemism used by departments of correction for frequently transferring problem inmates from facility to facility and for taking long periods of time to get there!!

I would absolutely be interested in creating this style of roleplay, but there are some concerns.

It is not illegal to wear a prison uniform but it is illegal to pretend to be an officer, so the guard has to be very careful during the drive

2. Since this roleplay would happen in a moving vehicle, there are inherent risks of an accident or traffic stops.

3. We would need to stay in proximity of the jail for bathroom stops, breaks and emergencies.

4. Driving for long periods is tiring and we would need built in breaks or multiple officers / drivers.

5. Regular role play is $400 for a 24 hour period. If a van is requested, there would have to be an extra charge to cover rental (last time it cost $600 for a van). This could be reduced by multiple inmate roleplayers interest in this type of play.

6. We also have to consider insurance, gas and other expenses when calculating cost for this kind of play.

7. Riding around for an hour or two is frankly a miserable bitch when you are restrained. Every additional hour would just add to it. I doubt anyone would make it 8 hours by choice!

This is a photo of a recent roleplay involving multiple inmate players.

Question about Role Play Diesel Therapy

#inmate #prison #jail #convict #prisoner #male #belly chain #Transport Van #Question

[we-will-be-reun1ted]

─── ⋆⋅Personality ⋅⋆ ───

These are my own headcanons for how I think Aether and Lumines personalities are like.

Lumine

Okay starting off with my personal favourite character 🫶🫶 she’s a BITCH

Not the kind of bitch like, constantly insulting and talking shit about someone bitch. The more witty and condescending bitch

Though she would talk shit about you to your face if she was in a particularly bad mood

Morally grey, though a darker shade of grey

The kind of person you don’t see laughing often apart from at other people’s misery (Aether falling down the stairs)

Judgmental, but fair in her judgment. Most of the time anyway. Sometimes she’s petty af

She’s kind of like an extroverted introvert if that makes sense? She’s completely socially confident and can talk to people if she wants to - she just doesn’t want to

Incredibly assertive and confident in herself in general and isn’t afraid to say whatever she’s thinking, no matter how harsh it may come across

Brutally honest

She’s cold and calculating. Doesn’t smile much aside from when it’s just her and her brother

Deffo has a resting bitch face

She gets irritated pretty quickly, but is also quick to calm down after

Very much a forgive but never forget person

Also very much a revenge person

She won’t stay mad at something for too long unless it’s a huge thing. If it is then 😬

One of the worst people to piss off. If she doesn’t like you, you’ll know. It won’t be pretty. If it’s that big of a thing she would most likely go out of her way to make their life a living hell until she gets bored or Aether steps in

Has a little bit of a God complex I’m not gonna lie

In the sense that she sees herself and her brother as a lot more powerful and therefore - important than the average person

Which they are far more powerful dont get me wrong, but it’s led Lumine to the mindset where she sees those below her as weakish

I’ll get more into this in a future post. It links up to quite a few other headcanons I have

Very very brave though. And not a complete asshole, she will go out of her way to help people sometimes

If she sees someone being attacked by hilichurls she will jump in to fight, no questions asked. She may be a little huffy about it if she’s trying to go somewhere but still

It would take a long long time to become friends with her aside from if shes particularly interested in someone, but when she is genuinely someone’s friend she’s incredibly loyal and protective of that person

She’s interested in people who are strong willed and know exactly what they want and aren’t afraid to go for it

Also she admires those who are logical, don’t freak out over the littlest things and are usually calm and co-ordinated

If they know how to fight that’s also a plus

She doesn’t like making friends often as she and Aether never stay in once place. They travel from world to world and she feels horrible leaving them

(Attachment issues)

DTF. She likes pleasure and is quite a sexual person. If she finds someone attractive and they both want it then she will take it

She’s a badass and girlbossing her way through life fr I love her so much

With Aether -

She’s a much different person around her brother than she is with anyone else

First, she’s a lot more active and playful with him. Out with other people she’s usually quiet

Not completely silent at all, she certainly lets her presence be know, but she prefers to sit back and listen

Oh she’s fantastic at reading people that’s something I forgot to mention

Anyway, with Aether she seems a lot more happier and outgoing

Smiles an awful lot more, though still has her resting bitch face

Aether likes to make fun of her for it

They both like to make fun of each other a lot. Nothing serious or mean or anything. Just little things

Okay they are twins so occasionally mean

She trusts him entirely and it’s evident with the way she acts with him, she’s protective. Not Aether level protective but still quite protective

Trusts him to the point which he knows every single weakness of hers. Every struggle she faces, every thought she has

No one else would ever come close to getting her to reveal any of her weaknesses. Including her friends

She’s properly herself around Aether. Not just cold and confident as she is around anyone else

She’s still confident, but she’s very warm around him

Drags him around everywhere she goes. The two are attached one the hip. It’s like they are one whole body sometimes

Teases him ALL THE TIME

Though it’s a ‘I can make fun of my brother but if anyone else does it they will pay’ kinda thing

Same goes for Aeth

As much as she loves him, the two get on each others nerves

While not usually petty around others, Lumine is PETTY around Aether

Aether makes an off handed comment about Lumines hair one time and completely forgets about it afterwards? Okay! Lumine does his braid rough and too tight on on uncomfortable angle for a month. Making offhanded comments about it every day that sound suspiciously like what he said to her three weeks ago

She forgives Aether a lot faster than she does with anyone else though

Aether

Now Aether! He’s somewhere in my top three I don’t know if he’s second or third but probably second??? Idk

Huge golden retriever energy

Usually a pretty polite guy. Opens doors for people, says thank you and that

Pretty much polar opposite of Lumine when it comes to people, he really really enjoys talking and social interaction with almost anyone

Introverted extrovert, loves being around people but he can’t do it 24/7 without feeling a little drained. Needs some time on his own or with just Lumine to charge up

Super social though, the kind of guy who can go up to someone and just strike up a conversation

Has definitely been invited to a wedding in the first ten minutes of meeting someone before

He just likes getting on with people in general. It’s nice talking with people and can benefit him and Lumine

People are interesting to understand and they can benefit them both by giving them food if they need it, shelter etc etc

Like Lumine - he’s socially confident

After being around people for eons he’s learned how they work, interact, how to talk with them etc etc so he’s pretty confident in that regard

He and Lumine never stay in one place for very long so there’s no good in being nervous around people

All this goes out of the window when he’s crushing on someone

The dudes a big romantic unlike Lumine. He likes romance, she likes pleasure

It’s not really often but when he likes someone romantically he usually becomes a bit more nervous and says a few more awkward things

Laughing at unconventional times

He still knows what to say and is pretty confident, just a bit more dorky and such

Hard to piss off but when you do he gets very very snappy and sarcastic

Surprisingly he holds grudges for longer than Lumine

He’s a revenge person but nothing like Lumine. Usually it’s small revenge like saying something back or trying to embarrass the person a little bit

He’s a little bit immature at times, nothing major but just little things. Usually pretty mature in general

In public Lumine seems like the most mature out of the two when really with each other they both have the maturity levels of bloody children

Morally light grey

Can be a bit overly selfless at times

Has the tendency to overwork himself to the point of debilitating

Please he’s so tired he’s been trying to stop Lumine from annihilating someone for looking at her wrong when she accidentally set the stove on fire, give him a break

He’s a really nice and good guy in general don’t get me wrong but he doesn’t really care as much as other people think he does

I mean that in the sense that he doesn’t have a deep and meaningful connection many things when he travels to other worlds

He doesn’t care about being a hero and actively helping people it just happens - though he’s certainly not complaining

He finds it a lot easier letting go of people when he and Lumi leave to other worlds

In his eyes he’s come, made a good impression and now it’s time to go

It’s different to Lumine as he doesn’t have an emotional connection to anyone there apart from his sister so it’s easier to let go. Lumine doesn’t have as deep emotional connections with anyone aside from her brother, but she still has some form of connection to them

Like I said, she makes very few friends but when she does she gets to know them and like them more just because she spends more time with them individually rather than a lot of people as a whole like Aether does

With Lumine -

Surprisingly, Aether is actually the slightly calmer twin when it comes to their personalities with each other

Only slightly. They are both very much a chaotic duo when they are together

That’s why the had to be separated 😔 causing too much mischief

His personality with others isn’t as different as it is with Lumine aside from he likes to tell a lot more jokes and gets really sarcastic

Sometimes his jokes are to try and gross Lumine out as much as possible

One time he ate a raw egg. Absolutely no prompting at all. Lumine had gathered some food for them to eat in a world once and was starting to cook over a fire, when Aether looked her dead in the eyes and took a bite out of a raw egg

He will always say out of all the years they have been travelling together, he has never seen her with a more disgusted expression at that moment

To make it worse he ever tried to grab hold of her face and give her a kiss on the cheek straight after, leading to the both of them wrestling on the floor

Aether will say he won, Lumine will say she will. Either way Lumine now has egg trauma.

The two bounce off each other in both the worst and best ways

Like he does with Lumine, she also knows every weakness of his, struggle and thought

The two know absolutely everything about each other

He’s much more emotional around her than he is with others

Usually he limits himself to the ‘hero’ prototype people see when they think of him, he doesn’t intend to be a hero but it’s what he usually accidentally ends up being

But not with Lumine, with Lumine he’s completely honest about what he’s thinking and feeling

If he’s stressed he will tell her. If he’s upset he will tell her. If he’s mad he will tell her

He knows he doesn’t have to worry about being seen differently around her

His role with her is to try and get them both out of trouble after she gets them into it

6/10 times it backfires and they end up landing themselves in even more trouble

You can just tell they were both an absolute menace together when they were children

Even though he’s only mere milliseconds older than Lumine, he likes to take the self proclaimed role of big brother very very seriously

Fake scolding her when she gets into shit, always keeping an incredibly close eye on anyone who comes near her. Especially men

He’s really protective of her. Usually he plays it off as a joke but it has led to them having arguments before

When they argue Aether gets more sad then angry, while Lumine is more frustrated

Like usual though, they are both quick to forgive each other after

#genshin #genshin impact #aether genshin impact #lumine genshin impact #lumine #lumine headcanons #aether #aether headcanons #lumine and aether #aether and lumine #genshin traveler #genshin twins #genshin headcanons #starcrossed headcanons

[astroismypassion]

Rising signs

I STILL can't answer and publish answers to your questions from my mailbox. So here it's is, because I was fully writing a reply and couldn't publish it through. Blame it on retrograde? W'll push through it. @raginglilith asked: Pls rank the most powerful zodic rising sign ? If u feel uncomfortable, u can rank only the six or seven of all zodic signs. Hey and ty @astroismypassion answer: Hi! Well, this is just my personal point of view: Most powerful Capricorn Rising - very powerful, young entrepreneur, successful from young age, because of how passionate they are, but also DEDICATED to improvement, young CEO at heart or in the making, they are THAT bitch Virgo Rising - so much nervous energy that makes them productive, people smart, love to talk to others and get knowledge, always improving, the real leveling up much like Capricorn, they move so quietly and only show success once they have already achieve the thing and moved on to a new one, not at all that calculating, but more of a oversharer Libra Rising - people smart, know how to talk to humans, how to act around them, how to look, smile at them, when you are in their present you just FEEL beautiful and valuable as well, like it rubs it off from them what the hell, people just naturally gravitate towards them, yes also because they are conventionally attractive yes Gemini Rising - KNOWS some people and by that I mean A LOT of people, other people just want to go out with them, to the cinema, take walks, a lot of requests to hangout from other people, reallyy good at gatherings and group settings, knows a lot of gossip, but also facts about you, so they can easily turn that against you Cancer Rising - you just want to tell them your life story and you just feel comforted and nurtured by them, but you are just talking to them or sit beside them and that in itself is power to have, because people unconsciously tell you who they really are and things they are trying to hide Taurus Rising - for real has healing energy (it's not Virgo y'all), they just like to give items to other people or food and this is how they make new friends and meet new people Scorpio Rising - alright, so I might be biased, because I'm Scorpio Rising, but to me... we are semi powerful, we usually get ourselves in sticky situations, because we protest or rebel at inappropriate times, we are impulsive, impatient and at times even reckless, we are not that confident, but very self-conscious and SELF-AWARE and we try to use that in our advantage and that of others, I would say powerful through creative self-expression through clothing, yall's outfit literally burns people firee Aries Rising - can be really lazy haha, not what you expected, but if they don't immediately find success with something, they won't stick and have these intense bouts of just wanting to be spontaneous and reckless, but have STRONG knack for business, way too many people see them as competition, can too often feel like a child or not mature enough, probably a lot of people in their family treat them like they know better than them, but they are the leader of any friend group they are in Leo Rising - can really struggle with confidence, it really fluctuates, they don't want to be in the spotlight that much, but when they are they just fake it a bit, like they just love this spotlight, but usually need to withdraw soon after to recharge, they are really helpful, like they genuinely like doing things for other people, they have a huge humanitarian in them Pisces Rising - you just kind of feel like they are trying too hard to remain neutral, like they are really indecisive and don't want to pick side, on the contrary really not THAT compassionate, only compassionate to the point it makes sense to them, it makes logical enough to them, but over that point...no compassion at all, they are really stuck in their way of doing things, very unwilling to change, they want OTHER PEOPLE to change for them, pff Sagittarius Rising - they are all over the place haha, too much wanting to be everywhere and not miss out, so their energy is dispersed, they thrive off new beginning, but this motivation and excitement is often only present at the start, they struggle with going through with projects, actions, such big dreams and goals that almost seem unattainable, because they lack the follow through and forget ACTUALLY DOING IT Aquarius Rising - weirdos, they might get blamed for things they didn't even do by other people, they just draw so much, usually critical or negative attention from others, they might openly have enemies, like people openly won't like them (it's that Leo influence over 7th house of open enemies y'all), not really that humanitarian, but when does it, they do if for their own attention, like "look what i just did for you and how much i helped you", might throw that in your face later so expect it Least powerful Sorry in advance guys, if this was wayy too straight-forward, but let's call this post an honesty hour. I'll be more positive in my next one. goodbye for now from your pal from @astroismypassion blog, but also from life

#astrology #astrology notes #astro observations #astro observation #astro note #astroblr #astro content #pisces acendant #aries ascendant #cancer ascendant #cancer rising #pisces rising #aries rising #leo rising #gemini rising #aquarius rising #virgo rising #ascendant #scorpio rising #scorpio #aries #cancer #leo #libra rising #libra #taurus rising

[caesars66]

It was another party where my husband Joe flirted with all the other neighborhood wives and pretty much ignored me.  His cute brother Brian, who I really didn't know well, noticed and was kind enough to pay attention to me, and we talked and joked it up a bit.  Our interaction warmed me up in all the right places.

At one point when he was in the kitchen I brushed past him and let my breasts graze his back.  He turned around wide-eyed, I winked, and he responded with a smile that totally melted me.

As usual, my husband just got loaded that night and I didn't get any bedroom action. I woke up horny af and was groggy getting coffee when he stumbled by, heading out for a morning run.  I poured a cup of hot black dark roast and went back into our bedroom and sat on the floor to sip myself awake.

About 5 minutes later my brother-in-law walked in, slightly startling me.  He greeted me with a pleasant good morning but I immediately noticed him staring at my chest, the knit top I slept in clinging to my braless perkies, nipples swollen and erect.  His gaze gave me a rush between my legs.

I don't remember even thinking about what I said to him  next but I must have, mentally calculating whether I should, did I have enough time, all that stuff.  But in any event it was like hearing someone else talking when I told him Joe was out running and would be gone for about a half hour.  And then asked Brian if he'd like a quick blowjob before his brother got back.

Within a minute Brian's cock was out, hard and warm as I rubbed it on my cheeks, kissed the tip, licked the shaft, then wrapped my lips around it as sucked on it, bobbing my head as I slowly jerked it.  I felt Brian's hands in my hair and on my tits as he sighed and told me what a good cocksucker I was, a compliment that just turned up my lust to 10 as I sucked harder and jerked faster, moaning with his now fully huge penis filling my mouth.

I could have gone on blowing him forever but my wife alarm went off, sensing Joe's return was imminent, so I took Brian's cock out of my mouth and dirty talked as I pulled on it with long strokes, asking him if he was going to cum, telling him I wanted to taste his thick semen, inviting him to make me his bitch, all that.

I could tell he was trying to hold off from shooting, hoping to prolong the pleasure, so I notched up the nastiness as I alternated between sucking him and babbling filth.  Then, I suggested that I might fuck him later.  His dick got even bigger when I said that and I knew he was close.  So I looked up into his eyes and asked him if he'd like that, like to fuck his brother's young pretty wife and as he grunted "Oh Ann" I knew he was there and put his cock back in my mouth, first blast exploding on my tongue, then pulling it out and masturbating it furiously as he ejaculated several more ropes all over my face and hair and top, finally putting it back in my mouth to suck every last drop out of sperm out of his softening meat.

And not a minute too soon. We heard the front door open and close as I hopped up and scurried to the bathroom just before Joe returned.  Hubby was clueless as to what transpired because when I finally reappeared after cleaning up there was no drama, like nothing ever happened.

#so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #sister in law #brother in law #hotwives #sexy wives #unfaithful wife

[lensman-arms-race]

okay sorry for the wall of text that's going to ensue this sentence BUT I have a questions and brain worms

First: I wanted to ask a fellow TTV fan, do you get the feeling that he just has this. fluidity to his movement? Like he's so cool n all but he moves with such determination and power i don't know how DFB animates it. He attacks with clear-cut intent. He's not just running at enemies and slashing with his blade whenever he fancies, he uses calculated and precise movements to ensure his hits do the most damage possible. He's not just sitting down and RSOD'ing any toilets that fly near, he flies around and hunts, like a predator to prey.

And he knows his power too. He looks silly and goofy but he fully well knows he is a huge threat to the toilets. The other titans stalk after the Boss Toilets and just kill the ones in their way. TTV just stays around his area and hunts down all the regular toilets, waiting for the Boss Toilets to come to him.

But anyway. Now for the brainworms.

I have a headcanon that the different races have different ways to entertain themselves:

•Cameramen research human entertainment and try to recreate it. They find an old stadium used for Football? They found a book on how to play it in an old human library? You BET they're gonna play it. Speakermen join in with them occasionally and are not the best at it, and the majority of them rage quit on their first loss. TV's never join in as they view it as Childish and Improper, and often get angry at cameramen for playing these different human sports instead of fighting, so they teleport in and puncture the ball or whatever object is being used with their hand knives, then teleport out. Except, one TV secretly enjoys this: Polycephalies. When hes 100% sure the other TV's won't see him and flip their shit, he plays with the large cams, and they have THE MOST intense matches of whatever their playing. It's like the World Cup.

•Speakermen dance with music and play with their sound propulsion. The Orange Justice is their victory dance, however they love to try other dances for fun. They also like to work with some cameramen that record sounds, transmit them to the speakers and they compose music out of it. Of course, they play with their sound powers like we seen in Episode 61, and they often get a bit reckless and launch the toilets a bit too far, to which the others larges joining in get annoyed.

•Hear me out on this one:

-Old Windows (3.1 I think) introduced the Iconic Game: Solitaire

-Windows 3.1 would've been mostly ran on CRT monitors

-TVmen have CRT Monitors

-TV's play Microsoft Solitaire (I think solitaire may be singleplayer, idk cards stuff, but they'd play some sort of card game)

More specifically, they'd connect to their fellow TV's and display the cards as ASCII on their screens. Imagine two TV's just staring at eachother, with cards silently moving across their screen, until one wins and the other storms off angrily.

Also, some would definitely play knife games, like you theorised :3

[joins in squeeing over Titan TV] YES! He is magnificent and he knows he is! I love how the TVs are this combo of supercilious and self-assured and yet also massive memelords. They're so endearing and cool!

Haha, cameras playing ball games with Polycephaly would be so imbalanced - Poly can kick it way further than they can! (Even the large cams)

Yeah, solitaire is single-player (hence the name; you play it in solitary manner). BUT computer chess is older than Windows, and pieces can be represented with text abbreviations, thus the game could be played in ASCII.

Polycephaly is reasonably good at chess but no-one will play with them because they'll say 'CHEATING BITCH' if they lose, like MacReady in The Thing.

Thanks for the brain worms! I really want to see some cams playing footy now and hilariously messing it up/colliding/falling over, etc., haha!

#blog tags: answered asks #era4o4 #skibidi tags: hardwares #skibidi tags: camera faction #skibidi tags: speaker faction #skibidi tags: tv faction #skibidi tags: titans #skibidi tags: titan tv