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murasaki-cha · 3 months
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Luke: *gets revealed as the lightning thief*
Percy: Pookie, this isn't you!
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oskarwing · 2 years
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Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*
Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
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duntoss · 9 months
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arsillanola · 4 months
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Turns out I never drew the wallslam scene, and I thought it high time that I corrected that mistake.
Happy 2024!
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calum-squish · 4 months
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Chiron: Your father needs you to go to the underworld.
Percy: Fuck my dad! I ain't goin.
Grover: Your mom's in the underworld.
Percy: When do we leave
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blossoms-and-possums · 4 months
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i had an epiphany
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missunsympathetic · 1 month
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Omega: But I want to join your search for Fennec too!
Hunter: It's too dangerous. Besides, I have a much harder and more complicated mission for you
Hunter: Try to get Crosshair to take care of himself
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dumbassdumas · 4 months
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blakbonnet · 7 months
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aprill-99 · 7 months
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How it started *Under the Mountain*:
Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”
Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”
Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:
Feyre: “So this is my mate.”
Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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I want you whipped into shape!
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canisalbus · 4 months
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Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.
Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.
But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.
The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.
(^insane about silly catholic dogs)
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seizethegay420 · 4 months
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excuseme-greentea · 6 months
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incorrect quotes | 911 but make it spicy
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starforgedthor · 7 months
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Tek Knight: how long were you fucking Golden Boy's girlfriend?
Andre, who had been in a polycule with Cate and Luke on the dl but can never admit that because he's just been ranked #1 and is sitting next to his father: ....
Andre, out loud: Irrelevant and also fuck you and nobody likes you, you're a shit superhero, and I'm leaving.
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mothvalkyrie · 3 months
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