#the drama kids i know are insane

[woahajimes]

Sakusa mentions he used to be involved in theatre and drama, and Atsumu is like "ya me too I was mouse #2 for our cinderella play" and Sakusa is like "yeah like that" until they find out that somehow Sakusa balanced full-on theatre camps and volleyball. And how he was lead on most of Itatchiyama's plays.

#sakusa is so drama kid to me #BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE TOTALLY ISN'T #the drama kids i know are insane

[rakkuntoast]

I'm in love with the idea of q!Phil and c!Phil being potentially the same person

and just this centuries old man who got his wings fucked up AGAIN now has to face horrors that don't even COMPARE to the ones he faced before

but he doesn't really bat an eye on the federation, he has seen multiple times how things like this go to the top and crumble down beneath his feet. eventually if Chayanne and/or Tallulah die this man got nothing else to lose, we've seen him tear down countries down to bedrock, murder people constantly on cold blood, the federation it's just another one that will bite the dust

"I've seen many like them fail. they wont be the last one"

#qsmp philza #qsmp #so I might be a little insane and over dramatizing his lore just a little bit #BUT THE DRAMA #I just love how yk Phil is known as the guy who just giggles at everything #cuz you know “people over possessions”. he doesn't Care what the island has to offer to him #he cares about his kids that are fucking dead #and the time they take away what he prices the most you'll get the cold and calculating Phil #of course it's kinda ooc cuz this man can't take rp seriously LMAO

[seventh-fantasy]

令嫒就像那片山水。虽然我从未亲眼看见过，但是我知道她会有多美。... 我有多羡慕将来可以亲眼看见她的那个人。

#鹤唳华亭 #royal nirvana #cdrama #drama #my posts #hlht #rewatched the 屏风定情 scenes i think for the first time... #it just hits SO differently now #the first time was more about seeing two innocent kids falling in love while knowing it's gonna turn out so tragic #the second is inevitably about how lonely and sad xdq is. and lwx being completely altered eventually #xdq talking about missing someone even when they're right before you. lwx talking about reuniting with huating!!!!!!!! #them talking about freedom and liberation!!!!!!!! among the rivers and mountains!!! #'you don't have to become a deity to experience that'. you can experience it in this lifetime as a person #but to xdq (and to many other people) it's really just THAT hard #lwx has experienced it. experienced nirvana. but from here on it's gonna be her fall and demise #i'm just so fucking sad #she's the symbol of the world outside to him. unreachable. and something he can only hope and yearn for #even though it's just right before him #like she's literally an abstraction to him for the longest time bc he has never SEEN her before #it's insane all he wanted is to lay eyes on someone's face and looks AND HE COULDN'T #AND WHEN HE WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY. HE LOOKED WAY PAST IT. #HELLO I'M GOING INSANE

[noahtally-famous]

no but imagine if Leonard actually had some form of magical abilities/superpowers. like he’s a dnd lover and he adores all things wizarding and magical, but imagine if he’s actually like…freaking spiderman or smth?? (in reference to the secret powers deal, not anything superhero related btw)

maybe his father is a scientist (science vs. magic, the dualities of their personalities) and he snuck in his lab and got into one of his experiments by accident, but he keeps it quiet, only telling Tammy abt it or smth bc she’s like his best friend, and no one on the island believes him when he says he can do magic even though it’s true, he just hasn’t shown it (yet) bc that will lead to Problems. so ppl (like Dave) are like “🙄let’s stick to reality over fantasy, Leonard” bc they think he’s making it up (and he kind of is playing it up for the theatrics but only he knows the truth that he’s actually capable of it to an extent)

(until he maybe does show them off during a challenge, like he has to its a make or break situation)

#listen. when it comes to total drama this is downright realistic #there’s a freaking girl who turns into a mutant ofc a kid with magic powers due to a science experiment makes sense #plus it would be so freaking cool #Leonard would still be more or less his usual self. just with the addition of some form of inhuman abilities #instead of putting him in the wannabe fake wizard stereotype and then shunted him away this would’ve been SO COOL #plus imagine his interactions with his teammates?? the character development?? imagine that #him and dave would be insane I know that for a fact #plus sugar and ella and even shawn asking him if his powers can thwart the apocalypse #Leonard deserves to have some magic. as a treat #total drama #noahtally-famous #kit speaks #kit stuff #td #tdpi #td leonard #total drama pahkitew island

[hauntedtotem]

ppl when they find out teenagers act like teenagers 😱

#I don't rly want to get into it but I've seen two separate callouts today and #1st was ''this person made a 'not like other girls' meme where the 2 chrcters kissed?? Thts so rude to the person tht made the characters😤 #And the othr was ''this 17 yr old is expressing emotions an acting like a teenager?? She even has fictional crushes even tho she's a minor? #Meanwhile the person mad that the teenager has crushes literally posts about being into shotacon and lolicon?? Like. #You can't be consuming sexualized content of minor characters while calling a real minor a horrible person for having a sexuality. #I am. going insane #This isn't like. An official statement about what side I'm on or anything because I don't know any of these ppl involved and idc #But i will say beefing with a child always looks a lil pathetic to me. 'she was mildly rude to me and called an actor hot once' okay???? #chill out <3 touch grass <3 #I know I made a post about this b4.. smthng smthing adults have to be the responsible party by choosing not to engage in drama w kids #If you really care so much about them being a minor online and whats appropriate for them why are you publicly fighting them #Like. That's not rly appropriate behavior on your part either #Don't take this rant as a sign to drag me in btw I am not affiliated with any party here and I don't care to be #I just cannot believe this fandom continues to produce the dumbest callouts every couple months #//shade

[micamicster]

I find the sibling dynamics in the untamed genuinely fascinating because like jiang cheng has all the flaws of a youngest sibling but he ALSO has to fulfill the roles and responsibilities of an oldest sibling (his family’s heir and leader of his clan) which results in a man who sucks so bad and fails so much 🥰 i love him

#he’s SUCH a good dude and he’s trying SO hard and he’s just set up to fail on every level #like youngest siblings have no conflict resolution skills because it’s their older siblings role to be the bigger person and fix things #but his literal societal role is suddenly conflict resolver #(my little sister has great conflict resolution skills because i raised her right! but she did not use them until college lol) #they have no gravitas or authority his whole demeanor is perpetually 5 years old yelling ‘wait for meeee!’ #as he runs after people #but now he has to get all these adults to listen to him and respect him #it’s his job to provide for and protect everyone in his family and clan #but his closest family members still think he’s 13 and stupid and it would never even occur to them to ask him for help #how are you supposed to be taken seriously when the guy standing next to you is 2 seconds from giving you a noogie at all times! #also like… it sounds insane but there’s no way he thought that trying to kill wwx would mean wwx would be dead. not at all #youngest kids grow up kinda thinking their older siblings can take anything they can dish out? #like I know that jiang cheng could stab wwx through the heart and still expect him to stand up and make fun of him for being bad at stabbing #it’s dumb but it’s true! #sorry i haven’t even finished the drama but i see him. i see the truth #the untamed #thank u

[elliebartlets]

so much shit is going on with all sides of my family and I’m feeling very overwhelmed

#my grandfather is probably going to die within the year #and I walked in on my mom crying the other day about it #which made me sad and made it more real #cause it feels like it was a long time coming but also feels like it happened too fast #my great aunt has really bad problems with her hip and can’t get it replaced because she’s so old and had a stroke #so there’s a risk of putting her under anesthesia #and not only is she in so much pain and can barely move to eat or go to the bathroom #but she lives alone and her daughters who live near her won’t visit her!!! #she has a granddaughter who visits her the most but she’s also busy with work and her kid and stuff #I truly don’t know all the details but they’ve always been weird like the one daughter always accused her husband (her stepdad) of #“playing favorites” with the other daughter. and it’s like? get over yourself #I’d understand if my great aunt was a horrible mother or something but she doesn’t seem to be #plus she raised her granddaughter (one of her daughters kids) so the least that daughter could do is fucking visit her #idk I just feel so bad for her and hope she’s ok #plus there’s stuff going on with my brother which I’m not getting into on here #it’s just like all of this was slowly building up and it all crashed down at once #oh and my uncles mom died (not my grandmother or blood related to me at all) and my aunt will not go to the funeral cause my one uncles #sister is a total c u next Tuesday #like I met my uncles 2 sisters once 20+ years ago when I was in my aunts wedding #so I don’t remember them but everything I hear about them reminds me of the sopranos family #stereotypical new jersey Italian family that hates each other #like down to the siblings too. one sister who is insane and starts fights (Janice) and the other who is more “normal” who I don’t #hear about as much (baraba) #then you have my uncle who is very hot and cold like Tony soprano. plus possibly involved in the mafia or mob or something #I’m not overwhelmed by my uncles family/mom dying btw #it’s just some family drama that’s adding fuel to the fire of stuff happening #ANYWAY #breakdown/vent over! back to my assignments! #personal

[hauntingblue]

I ❤️

IN-BETWEEN ARC EPISODES

#shanks!!!!!! always wonder what is wrong with him to be an emperor..... bc big mom is severely strong and powerful and insane since birth #kaido can't even kill himself so same thing. blackbeard has the end all be all of devil fruits and then shanks is just there. #something smells fishy #they spent all the budget on the musical now we are back with this animation ajdhak #well baby luffy cameo.... always thinking about luffy being a good swimmer.... the anchor t shirt is a foreshadowing ajdhskdjks #yasopp talking about his son.... WELL WHERE IS HE???? #maybe shanks power is being an alcoholic..... who knows.... #luffy calling shanks pathetic is so funny this kid has anger issues.... his powers reveal is so funny ajdkajak to this day.... #i was gonna be pissed about the flashbacks but little luffy is too good #this is my fucked up theory about shanks is that he gives up his arm and his hat when luffy eats the fruit.... idk why yet ill figure it ou #lmao but HOW do you leave a kid with a devil fruit just there.... he must have known who his grandpa is or smth.... like garp muat have wen #after him for an explainatiom or smth #shanks doing two 180 spims before putting the hat on luffy... the pizzazz.... the drama..... #well what was i saying.... evil shanks or smth... hidden intentions idk.... why isnt shanks pirate king yet... suspicious.... #MAKINO HAS A BABY... and back to ad breaks... another asexual reproduction specimen see.... i know i am right #REIJU GAVE LUFFY A RAID SUIT FOR SANJI AKDHAKDJKS #him wearing black clothes..... like shirt and everything.... #sanji saying they already have franky to be weird akdhaks #NAMI KEPT ZEUS!!!!!!!!! FIRST SLAVE AND SANJI IS JEALOUS AKDHAKDHSKSJ 'I WAS THE FIRST SIMP!!' #but with part of her soul being away form big mom.... how.... she is coming back for that #luffy planned everytjing HAHAHAHHAHA oof bonneh on the sidelines of the paper... i know i know.... #sanji realising his rep went up bc of germa ajsjahdj where is namis bounty??? and luffys???? #back to the reverie.....SHIRAHOSHI IS GOING YEAAAAHHHH (bc luffy might call her weak again no other reason) #crocodile smiling at the paper... i see you #cavendish and barto spreading gossip ajdhak garp must be fuming!!!! #LUFFY IS THE FIFTH YONKOU??? ALREADY!!???? i said he has no territories....but maybe gyojin island counts #just saw a comment saying makinos child is shanks b plan in case luffy fails akdhaksjk #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 878

[nilesmoon]

I hate the yeon family I am Obsessed with them

#paradox live #paralive #nile essay time #FATE DRAMA TRACK. PURE INSANITY #I LOVE FAMILY DRAMA BUT THESE ARE BUILT DIFFERENT #hajun spent that entire drama track being like. I don't care abt my little bro (LIE) #It is interesting how chungsung was hajuns butler before donghas. I know he's a fake bitch but how fake is he exactly #and dongha.... the candy apple moment...... dear god can't wait for this kid to make friends #but even in a single track I can see the way he's gonna change honestly I'm excited #Noooo clue what they're gonna do w chungsung. my man I need you to have a breakdown one if these days #anyways I need to make a presentation on amprule and why they're awful #nile talks

[crownspeaksblog]

I wouldn't have thought that it would take a character dying for shane to open up to her friends and actually says what she feels and what going on in her mind.

Shane spend 3 seasons bottling things up and never taking about what she's feels with her friends. So her taking Dana's death this hard that she's just crying so much and making not so good decision is heartbreaking to watch.

I don't think Carmen or Shane are ready for a marriage. I mean come on carmen saw shane with her ex and got so pissed, shane saw carmen flirting with men and immediately jumped to cheating and then carmen cheated as well and didn't say anything for a while. These two are not ready for a marriage.

Sadly i already know things aren't gonna work out between them so I'm not thrilled about the last episode...

#it's sad that this show doesn't have a couple that actually stays together #but i guess the only way this show knows how to make drama is by making couples andbreaking them #even bette and tina i honestly don't care about them being together. they also don't work as a couple #speaking of bette and bad decisions. herwanting the sole custody of their kid is fucking insane!! #the l word #tibette #shane x carmen #tlw #shane mccutcheon

[spookyboywhump]

Once there were army men in my highschool when I got there in the middle of a lockdown.

At.

NINE IN THE DAMN MORNING.

OH NO

My school usually had lock ins (not as severe and mostly to keep kids out of the halls during medical emergencies) but there was one week where so. Many. Fights. Were breaking out every single day and by Thursday it got so bad and so chaotic we were stuck in 5th period for like an hour and a half because shit was going down outside of class

#at that time we didn’t know that was the cause so there was a lot of speculation #ranging from a weapon near campus (didn’t happen) #to #the most INSANE one #this happened around the time the newer adaptation of It was coming out #so somebody spread this rumor that a kid saw a red balloon near the school and they locked us all in #because of them killer clown sightings (there was no clown or even a red balloon or kid making that claim. I don’t know how that happened) #I think it really was just this specific group of kids kept beating the shit out of each other smth about relationship drama #I did see one arrest on campus #apparently the kid had drugs on him and I saw the cop chase him through the cafeteria #calling it a chase is. being generous. when that kid was sprinting and the cop was barely power walking AT BEST #I don’t know how he caught him #and that’s not even getting into the teachers man- #anonymous

[chqnified]

Lmaooo watching other cheer teams have beef on tiktok and twitter with the team i was in is lowkey hilarious. I'm entertained. And also glad I'm out, because I'd be scared to wear that uniform and be jumped on by the 20 teams that have beef.

#tiktok randomly had a cheer tt on my fyp. which like random. also convinced tt is stalking me. bc I've never watched cheer vids there #and it was a pov you never won nationals in 15 years and you lose on your last year too. the team are crying and you can hear the winners #being announced. so happens to be my old team. someone commented: pov you're against THAT team. #and that's shade. but honestly rightly so. i remember our coach being so mad about everyone hating on them lmaoo #because what they'd do is put level 5 athletes in a level 1 team. i was level 4 and i got put in level 1. #because there's no rule against it. but it also means. if you are a proper level 1 team. you have no chance you know? #that's like getting a uni maths graduate to go against a secondary school kid in a maths competition.... #we were shown tweets too back when i was in the team. or like you'd literally get hated on in the corridor at competition too. #oh the joys #cheer was a much nicer environment go back 10 years ago. It's just insanely commercialised now a days. to the point nothing matters #except for the money #oh and may i add. this specific tt had half a million likes. yeah. #i love this drama. and it's even better when you've had 13 years of insider knowledge of that team help

[adreamfromnevermore]

AU Where the Justice League forms as usual except for one slight difference where Bruce just so happens to have been the one superheroing for the longest. (Excluding Diana, who got up to it in World War 1 and then mostly didn't while she learned about Man's World)

Bruce helps form the Justice League, ignoring all of the comments as they come to the sudden realization that Gotham's baby cryptid story is actually a man in a very intimidating armored suit who can and will break your arm if you cause problems for him. They are unaware that this is not the first team he's led, and actually he's used to teams full of mostly teenagers who also happen to be his children. This should be easier, this team is primarily adults.

He realizes rapidly that he doesn't understand these people.

His kids take bonding activities to mean learning a dozen different ways to break someones leg. That doesn't fly with these people. And that is most of Bruce's ideas, hell when he was a kid Alfred took every opportunity to get him out of his room and mostly that was with the agreement that Alfred would teach him how to defend himself. He's come by it honestly.

This team is not easier. They have more drama than when his house was actually full of kids. It's insane. He doesn't know what to do with it, usually he just sent the kids to their rooms or grounded them from patrol. That doesn't work here.

He comes to a strange crossroads. That falls apart when he forgets who he's working with and snaps at Hal with a full room of heroes that the next person to throw a punch or an insult without a reason too will be sparring with him.

A long standing rule in the batcave that worked two fold to prevent infighting between the kids and too ensure that they were well and truly trained.

It works wonders. No one says a word out of line for the rest of the debrief. Bruce becomes the unofficial mediator of the league over Clark because anytime he walked in on a fight it suddenly became 10 times more civil out of sheer terror of what he'd do to them in a sparring match.

Eventually they actually meet his kids. Well, one kid.

Half way through a mission (one of the rare ones in Gotham) the Bat comes to a complete stop at the edge of an alley. Every single league member on the team comes to a stop behind him. Slowly from the shadows of the alley a man in a red helmet stalks out to greet them.

"You don't call, you don't write"

"Red Hood."

"Don't Red Hood me! We've been worried sick!"

"I was at the cave last night."

"You didn't answer my texts B. You always answer my texts."

Somehow it ends with big and scary following them through the rest of the mission with a running commentary of how much Bats has let him down in his failure to respond in a timely manner to a text send less than an hour before he ran into them in the alley. It only ends when Red Robin shows up.

And even then it only ends because Hood can't keep himself from throwing a punch and Bruce has to snap at him that if he throws another one they're sparring when they get home.

And by god is Jason giving up the chance to punch his brothers.

#the psychic whiplash when the league realizes #that the pit fight tactic is from dealing with his children #also that he has children #batman #dc #bruce wayne #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #batfamily #clark kent #justice league #superman #nightwing #timothy drake #batfam #fic ideas #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira

[astrow1zar6]

Astro Observations-32

Gemini moons have very unstable opinions and values. They usually change what they believe in based on their social environment. It’s very easy to convince them it’s this and not that if you’re convincing enough. These constant changes can make people confused in what they actually believe in. Very rare they have fixed beliefs about something. They contradict themselves a lot.

Gemini suns if underdeveloped can be big copy cats. I think they do it as a way to fit in so they’re more susceptible to changing their style or mannerisms based off of others they inspire to be like

Aries suns get triggered by everything very easily. If you say something they don’t like or that offends them they can take it from 0-100 real quick. They can be very mean at times but that’s usually their defense mechanism for feeling hurt. They can let wayyy to much things get to them they should learn to not take things so personally even if they are offended (this goes for Aries moon as well!!!) Controlling their reactions to how they deal with bs can help their mental peace a lot. When they learn not everything needs a reaction they can really become some bosses fr

Pisces/12th house placements show different versions of themselves based off of the persons vibe their interacting with. Which is why some ppl can see them as quiet and reserved and another person can see them as hot headed and loud and another can see them as sweet and outgoing etc. They can read ppls energy very easily which is why I believe they’re able to subconsciously change their personality to certain ppl as a defense mechanism to sorta see if that person is safe enough to be their true selfs. This can be why a lot of ppl see them in so many different lights. (Ex: my brother has a 12th house stellium and with family he’s extremely awkward & reserved but I’m his school he’s extremely popular & social and gets in trouble for talking too much). Learning to be more comfortable showing ur true self to others (other than the people they see as safe) can help others pin point better the person you are.

Cancer moons are so emotionally intelligent it’s insane

I notice your moon sign acts more like the stereotypical sign then your sun sign (ex: Scorpio moons act more like stereotypical Scorpios then Scorpio suns)

Leo moons are very passionate ppl. They want to live the intensity of life & they live it like that. That’s why ppl mistake their behavior for exaggeration & drama. These are actually their feelings they don’t exaggerate they truly feel that intensity. They’re only playful with selected people which is why others can see them as cold at times. If underdeveloped they can act like know it alls a lot, they can be very defensive and hard headed to others advice bc they believe they know better. Can result in big ego problems if not checked. But overall genuine hearted ppl.

Virgo moons get the “ick” from people easily that don’t value what they value

Sag moons do you guys deal with deep emotions at all? Everyone I met with this placement is abnormally very jolly & nothing usually bothers them much. How do you guys deal with emotions?? I’m lowkey jealous of this moon placement because of how well you take negatively. They’re able to transmute negative energy into something positive with such little effort. This can be somewhat stressful for deeper signs however to really see under all that joy. This lack of depth can make it harder for others to relate at times. This placement is the definition of golden retriever energy.

Ppl with Aries mars in their chart gain muscle VERY easily (especially in their arms) these people actually enjoy working out and going to the gym normally. As kids they had a surplus of physical energy. They were usually always running around or climbing stuff making obstacles courses, arm wrestling ppl etc. this placement is a blessing in terms of energy levels and health.

Taurus placement can sit around and watch tv all day if u let them. They really love TV especially movies. I notice this more with Taurus mars as well, they’re more likely to watch movies all day or binge watch shows for hours. It’s usually their happy place (and when u add food to it they’ll never leave lol)

Taurus moons usually always grew up loving fashion and clothes. Even as kids they can be very creative with the outfits the wore. They were usually too stubborn to have their mom pick out their clothes cuz they wanted a certain “look” (I’m guilt for this) they are also very fond of thrifting! Can be big shopaholics lol

Pisces moons tend to ghost ppl they’re close too with very little warning. They’ll just randomly decide to move to another state without informing anyone which can catch ppl off guard a lot. They do this especially when they feel overwhelmed with life and responsibilities. These are the hardest ppl to keep in touch with (unless you’re a love interest) they tend to put their love interests before everyone.

Pisces suns fall in love with some of the most psychotic/mentally unstable ppl ever lol. They tend to have very chaotic love life’s and tend to go for people that need some sort of mental help.

Out of all the Venus signs I feel like Taurus Venus’s have the easiest time in relationships. They tend to go for very stable people that usually treat them well. They have the ability to attract very helpful partners. (Cries in aqua Venus 🥲) however they can be more likely to take their partners for granted and don’t realize how good they have it.

Another question for other astrologers does the house of ur Venus give the same affect as the sign? Like for example ( does having a 5th house Venus give the same effect as having a Leo Venus in a way? Or is it not as strong?)

#astro observations #astrologist #astrology #astro community #astro notes #astroblr

[puffywuffy8904]

Wanted to try my hand at designing some slightly older duck kiddos!!! Headcanons and insane ramblings under the cut:

I designed these to be around 14-15, so early high school age (y'know in a hypothetical scenario where they actually end up going to high school). I imagine they still adventure with Scrooge and the fam, just moreso on the weekends (cut to Huey on the floor of the Sunchaser frantically trying to finish his biology homework while they're being shot at by sky pirates). Donald and Della are also both a part of the school PTA. Nobody else in the PTA is happy about this. Now for individual headcanons:

Huey:

Straight A student that's kinda neurotic about his grades, will freak out if any of them drop to a B.

I like to think of his hat as his comfort item so he still has the same one and if it was up to me he would also wear it to adulthood. even if a grown ass man in a lil baseball cap looks silly.

He's sooo mad about Dewey being taller than him lol.

Dewey:

Solid B student with the occasional C.

Couldn't join the drama club and the basketball team at the same time so he chose the drama club (the actual reason is that he tried out for the basketball team and didn't make it but he won't admit that). He still likes to carry around a basketball and practice on the court by himself.

Grows cheek fluff like the others he just cuts his off out of insecurity.

He's the tallest.

Louie:

Has pretty shitty grades, not because he's not smart, but because he doesn't really try (I mean, kid already has it made, why bother?).

Still wears the same green hoodie every day like he did as a kid but this time it's a little bit bigger and baggier. Does he wear the same clothes underneath too???? We will never know.

He's the shortest.

Webby:

Also a straight A student like Huey but seemingly puts in way less effort than him (which bothers Huey greatly).

Has to carry all her supplies in her arms because she's not allowed to bring a bag to school anymore (she kept trying to bring weapons in. Not because she planned on using them, but because you can never be too prepared.)

In at least 5 different clubs, probably started like 3 of them.

#pretend I posted this 2 days ago when it was the triplets birthday ok #my art #if you repost this I'll send my goons to your house #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 #huey dewey and louie #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webbigail vanderquack #webby vanderquack #webby mcduck #idk how to tag webby's name these days ok #high school au #like I guess it's an au?? sort of????? #duckverse

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt.3,,,!!

warnings: mentions of boobs, ass (lmao) , mild sexual content, use of the d-slur (jokingly)

content: loser!ellie x reader :3 my pookieeee

authors note: these r actually my favorite things to write ever like im so glad yall like them :333

pt. 2. taglist!!! masterlist!!!!

☆ REALLY likes beef jerky. she’ll just sit there and chew…

- her hands r just constantly freezing. like DEAD PERSON COLD ITS SCARYYYY!!! she definitely uses ur boobs as handwarmers and its JARRING because her hands are actually so cold 😞😞!!!

- HER FEET TOO!!! she has some sort of circulation issues bc you’ll be in bed together and she’ll put her feet on you and you’ll just turn into a cartoon ice cube 😕😕

- the SECOND u have some sort of drama she is seated. like she is so MESSY she will talk shit abt someone she knows absolutely nothing abt just bc u don’t like them. anyone you hate she hates 💪🏽💪🏽

- speaking of she is literally so sassy 😞😞 like she will literally full body turn away from you and look at the window while you drive if she’s mad at you.

- every time you say something even remotely sexual she’s looking at you like 🤨 and trying not to laugh. if you texted her “im coming” she’d burst out laughing and write back like “geez we’re just going to the zoo…didn’t know u were THAT excited”

- has the humor of a middle school boy. she has an actual problem w deez nuts jokes 😞😞 she thinks its SOOOO FUNNY to give u fake backshots whenever you bend over around her. fake moans and everything 💔💔

- a pharb AND a barb. she definitely knows all of super bass by heart, and she knows how to play savior complex on the guitar. duality of women!!!

- every time you say something nice to her she’s like “ew thats gay” and then she gets upset when u get upset for it 😞 so RUDE actually!!!

- really likes doing facemasks with you because you always put them on for her, and because you look really stupid with them on.

- this video. js this whole video like!!! she definitely has that dinosaur hand sanitizer AND that backpack!!

- likes rings cuz she thinks they make her look cool, but she literally cannot keep them for more than a month. they get lost SO EASILY!!!

- knows a concerning amount of things about the roman empire.

- definitely saw the barbie movie with you, and got so embarrassed at the ken guitar scene ☹️ “do i do that??” and you had to hold back laughter and tell her no

- if you have little siblings, they LOVE HER. she is so good with kids its insane. she would definitely do the griddy w ur little brother and you would NEVER let her live it down

- if you take her to a family gathering, she’s either talking with your uncles or hanging out with your younger cousins. she’s scared of your cousins your age bc they’re “cool like you”

- definitely bought you lego flowers at one point and sat on the floor and built them with you

- has those glow-in-the-dark stars on her bedroom ceiling

- would absolutely lick your salt lamp “for science”

- one time you put her hair in pigtails and she wore it the whole day, and refused to let her friends make fun of it cuz her “wife” did them

- talks about you like a 40 year old man talks about his wife. “gotta get home to the wife” definitely has “happy wife happy life!” on a tshirt

- built the two of you a house on minecraft and put your beds next to each otherrrr :((

- carved your name on her skateboard and guitar

- had an AWFUL emo phase in middle school. terrible. was absolutely an avid tumblr user

- such a nerd about vinyls. would take u on dates to her favorite vinyl store, and buy you a new vinyl player because “yours damages your vinyls, and the audio quality is shit” (you randomly bought it on amazon)

- just knows so many facts…about things…. like she’s always talking to you like “oh my god babe did you know that-“

- would get “jealous” of your pets whenever you’d pet them or hold them in front of her. just going up to your cat like “she likes me more than you”

- made herself one of those “i love my girlfriend” tshirts with your face on it

- your dad definitely loves her because they have so much in common. grilling, fishing,camping, she’s like the ultimate dad-dyke

- can fall asleep ANYWHERE. like the second she’s tired she’s just 😴😴 and she’s definitely using you as a pillow

- one time the two of you went to a family party and you found her asleep on two folded chairs

- you’re her wallpaper on all her devices.

- every time you ask her what she’s doing and she’s playing guitar shes like “just fingering my guitar”. she thinks its SOOOO HILARIOUS

- definitely says white ppl shit all the time on accident . one time she said “lets rock and roll” when you two were going somewhere and she literally didn’t talk for 5 minutes cuz you could not stop laughing

- LOVES burts bees !!! her lips always taste like their strawberry chapstick and its wonderful

- has a pair of lightning mcqueen crocs

- LOVESSSS when you paint her nails and do her makeup (she just likes you sitting on her lap)

- definitely one of those girls thats like. obsessed w doctor pepper. its a serious problem 😞😞!!!

- has a little shoe box full of receipts, polaroids of you, and little souvenirs from your dates. :((

- literally melts when you scratch her back

- very into horror games/analog horror. definitely binge watched markipliers “faith” gameplay and talked about it nonstop

- miles morales is def her fave superhero. has so many of his comics and LOVES the spiderverse movies. calls you her gwen 😞😞

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