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buck-yyyy · 9 months

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local guy is being gay at 3am because they can’t sleep :(

#sigh #want to SLEEP but CAN’T and my usual going to sleep solutions are making me irrationally irritated #so instead i will write my silly little gay love letters (text messages) and listen to minecraft music to relive gay moments and revel in #the wonder that is being gay and in love #even if everything is really not perfect right now it doesn’t matter. i have the little things #i have a cool amazing beautiful funny sweet girlfriend who i love and who loves me too and i have a soft chicken plushie in my arms #and i have soft pretty music playing and i have happy memories and augh #i have been. very up and down and up and down but right in this moment i am just in love with her and with everyone and with the world #around me #hi alena i’m assuming you’ll see this at some point. not to be gay on main especially after the mild mess that was earlier but i love you so #so so so much #just. so you know #i dunno #am sad but happy at the same time. who knows. i’m going to try to go to bed now bdndbdnd

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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science-lings · 2 months

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I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him

#guy who is a little dorky and pathetic being the type of the most desirable lawyers is just so funny to me #the vibe is wonderful here #those doe-eyed defense lawyers sure do have that unstoppable rizz despite being the protag flavor of bland #im not saying that they're normal but in the aa universe they're just... the least eccentric #Klavier and Kazuma are the blatant flirts but Edgeworth paces in his office and can't stop thinking about phoenix #he doesn't know how to flirt he just has a gay crisis whenever he remembers that he's insanely attracted to phoenix #He is so pissed that he's so in love with phoenix and it is so funny #ace attorney #wrightworth #narumitsu #klapollo #asoryuu

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mossy-box · 6 months

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Me drawing Big Mama? That’s new. (I thought making her plus sized would be fun <3)

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fadedrainbowbookshelves · 9 months

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Frank better hope there’s never any rogue letters fluttering around his living room anytime soon…

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #Frank being a smarmy little punk and teasing the heck out of Eddie was great #Eddie…oh Eddie. poor thing needs a break. a vacation. something.#love the voice actors I’m especially endeared to how friendly Eddie sounds!#the whole Mr. Dear and Mr. Frankly thing was interestingg #speculation here but I’m wondering if they’re just supposed to act distant for the playfellow censors (can’t be too gay!)#or if maybe Eddie’s memory issues have led to him forgetting his relationship with Frank #or if it simply isn’t a thing yet in the recordings were given.#so many thoughts and here they all lay in the tags! sorry folks <3

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yesnoidkiguess · 4 months

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Walburga and Sirius from “back to the old house” by @saintlupin

for @rsbigbang <3

#out in ao3!!#i’m so so so happy to be a part of it such a wonderful work by such a wonderfull person #also loved how we both agreed on their relationship being really complicated and not easy and that there’s also is a place #for sweet/bittersweet moments as well #my favourite scene in the fic #got stuck in my brain #tzi tag #saintlupin #r/s big bang #my art #dead gay wizards #marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #marauders fanart #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar fanart #art

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laney-rockin · 7 months

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Spirk is so adorable until you realize that the time that Kirk and Spock spent together is so disproportional from each other.

And I did the math to show y'all:

Assuming the Memory Alpha Wiki is correct; James T. Kirk was born in 2233 [in March apparently!] and S'chn T'gai Spock was born 3 years before in 2230 [in January, which is kinda cool].

Still assuming all wiki data is correct than they first meet in 2259, when Kirk is 26 and Spock is 29. Let's assume they assumed a friendly association with each other until Kirk took control of the Enterprise in 2265.

That means [and assuming the pair remained together until Kirk's death] the two of them shared a total of 34 years together. Kirk died at the age of 60, Spock died at the age of 161.

BUT! What's important is also the percentage of their life that had the other in it.

For Kirk it would be [if everything is correct and hypothetically K/S did start forming a friendship/relationship in 2259] approx. 57% of his life. THAT'S OVER HALF. No wonder he was so sad when Spock had died. By that point in his life he'd lived half his life with the Vulcan.

Spock, by scary contrast, spent a whopping 21% of his life with Kirk. Now, using the average human lifespan [69 years for men] that roughly equates to knowing someone for 14 years.

So basically: Kirk spent half his life with his T'hy'la whilst Spock didn't even spend the human equivalent of a decade and a half with his T'hy'la.

THAT IS SHAKESPEARIAN LEVELS OF TRAGIC.

#star trek #jim kirk #spock #star trek tos #tos star trek #tos kirk #tos spirk #star trek the original series #space husbands #those two are so cute but so sad #no wonder spock looked at alternate kirk the way he did in the reboot movies #he probably was seeing the man he loved for the first time after so long and remembering so much about his kirk #and then being sad cause his kirk is dead and this one isn't and could never compare in a realistic way #i love thinking about these space gays #it's a lovely past-time

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un0vian · 1 year

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Thank you TOH cast and crew for a heartwarming ending to a show that deserved so much better

#toh spoilers #toh for the future #toh amity #toh luz #my art #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #the owl house #the owl house fanart #the owl house series finale #the owl house spoilers #yes I gave amity her dads nose I like that HC #look guys my favorite gay people grew up #but being real it was so fulfilling in my heart to see all of these guys in the future around my age #I love them all so much #thank you for a wonderful show

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introspectivememories · 8 months

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high school timber is all about repression!!!

it's about bernard desperately trying to prove to himself and his parents that he's straight!! because his parents already don't like him and he cannot be gay. not now not ever!!!! so he puts up this front of a ladies man and he picks a girl he cant ever get together with and maybe he kisses like 3/4 of the female population at grieves and gains a reputation but hey! at least he's not gay! but he's so caught up in making sure his eyes don't to stick too long on tyrone's face or michael-from-biology's eyes or kabir-from-study-hall's thick thighs that even his attraction to women is under a filter. and it's not that he doesn't like women, he does! very much so!! but it's that he's soo caught on not being perceived as gay that he cant show his attraction to women the way he'd like to. it's all under this filter of what he thinks Real Men who are attracted to women act like so it's this brash, loud, crass, thing and it's not him at all. it's "ooh tim, ms. winters is soooo hot!" or "hey kayla, why don't you and i get to know each other a little better, if you know what i mean?" or "god her tits are soo big. she's so fucking hot!" and all this other shit when he really means, "tim, why the fuck does your stepmom have such a pretty smile?" or "kayla, you said you liked yugioh? i'd love to hear more about it!" or "god fuck, that girl has such pretty hands. i think if i held them i'd combust." but none of that is how a Real Man likes women so he shuts that shit down before it even has a chance to come up. it's fine, he's fine. so what if no one ever holds him like he holds those girls? it's fine. he'll take the manwhore label and the fuckboy title and he'll give out as many kisses as those girls want and if sometimes when he's kissing a girl he wonders what it'd be like to sit on kabir's thighs or if tyrone's lips really are as soft as they look, that's just the devil speaking. and if sometimes when he walks back into the cafeteria at lunch, lipstick still smudged on the corner of his mouth, after making out with a girl and his eyes skirt over tim's lithe body and he wonders what it'd be like to draw out the same sounds he's heard girls make when he kisses them, or what it'd be like to brush his thumb over tim's hands, or what it'd be like to hold tim or press a kiss to his shoulder, or a million and one other things, well that'll just have to be another one his secrets.

and it's about tim who's in a relationship with stephanie and his dad knows he's robin and he doesn't have time to figure out why his mouth goes dry when the light hits bernard's hair just right. he's too busy trying to figure out a way back to his nightlife. and so what if bernard has pretty pink lips that look very plush? so what if he's looked at some of his teammates and thought they were handsome? he's not blind!!! he has a girlfriend! and he loves her! and so what if his hand brushes bear's during fourth-period bio? so what if the tingles last all day? it was just some static! and it doesn't matter that when bear laughs his eyes get squinty and they water over -- cause bear always laughs so hard he almost cries -- and it sounds like bells. and it doesn't even matter, that sometimes when bernard walks back into the lunchroom, 10 minutes before the bell rings, lipstick smeared across the corner of his mouth, lips tilted up in the most charming smirk he's ever seen, that his chest fills with jealousy. it doesn't matter that his hands clench into fists so hard that his nails leave crescents marks all day. it doesn't matter that he wants to be bear's flavor of the day, week, month, whatever. he wants to leave the lipstick marks!! he wants to know if bear really is as good as he hears the girls speak about!!! he wants to know "that thing bernard does with his tongue!" is! he wants to drape himself over bear the same way he sees those girls do! he wants to know what bear's hands feel like gripping his waist. he wants, wants, wants!!! but it doesn't matter. it doesn't. he's got a girlfriend, her name is stephanie, she's gorgeous and, most importantly he loves her. he's too busy for bernard anyway.

#oh my god #what is this #but in all honesty #hs!timber really is all about the repression #they both have so much going in their lives at that moment that they do Not have time to explore bisexuality #bear falls first (into bisexuality) & tim falls harder (into bisexuality)#meaning bear attends a few gsa meetings/reads a few pamphlets/comes out to a few friends and slowly settles into being bi #meanwhile tim wakes up one night in a cold sweat stumbles to the bathroom and thinks to himself 'oh my god i like dick too'#and this isn't to say that tim was cheating on steph emotionally! it's just sometimes he looks at bear and.... wonders #bear on the other hand.... that man was halfway in love with tim during hs and i truly believe that #darla gets a text one night from tim and all it says is 'did you notice that bear put on pink lipgloss today?'#and darla immediately texts back 'is this why you wont go out with me?'#and tim instantly realizes how gay that initial text sounded #anyway tim seething over bear's new girl of the week while bear is doing everything he can to not read into tim's arm around his shoulder #also #demisexual!tim truthers rise!!!!!#anyway #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

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underhanded-lamb · 2 months

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Could we have Sun and Moon wearing Cupid themed outfits since we're still in Valentine's Month?

TFW you spend weeks planning a Valentine's Day surprise but your dork-ass boyfriend activates his trap card (a garbage meme spray painted t-shirt)

I am so sorry for how late this response is 😔 the passage of time is a cruel mistress 🥲

(dramatization of me receiving this ask below the cut /j) :

#ask and ye shall receive #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #lambs art #fnaf daycare attendant #sun x moon #an opportunity to draw gay robots in dresses and crocs? yes. we take those.#Sun's shirt says '100% boyfriend material ' based on a shirt that I made at a shit themepark a long time ago #I no longer have it because moving and old but man I loved that piece of wonderful trashy goodness #Moon being goofy around Sun is just the cherry to the shy-Moon hc

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gottagobackintime · 1 year

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I find it fascinating to witness the straight audience of any media not being able to pick up what the makers of the movie/show puts down.

It’s like when people reacted to the “You wear fine things well” scene in Our Flag Means Death with “aw, they’re such good friends” whereas the queer audience went “omg, this is happening”. We all had access to the same scene, we’d all watched the build up to that scene but the straight audience wrongly read it as friends/straight whereas the queer audience had suspected they were building up to a romance but this was the confirmation. Even the creator of the show was baffled that people were surprised that Ed and Stede fell in love. Because he thought they had made it obvious.

And as I said, we, the queer audience picked up on it. And I feel like the same thing is happening with Ted Lasso. Do I know that Ted and Trent will get together? No, I am unfortunately not a writer on Ted Lasso. But you can’t deny that there are clues pointing to it. But the straight audience barely pick up the fact that Ted and Trent like each other, be that in a platonic way or romantic way. I’ve seen several reactions to the last episode of season 2 and ONE of them included the scene where Ted reacts to Trent not being in the press room. All of them severely cut down the scene in the parking lot. One of the scenes most of us Ted/Trent truthers point to as a huge piece of evidence for it going canon. The parallel of them meeting in an empty parking lot, just like Ted and his ex-wife and Roy and Keeley. But because Ted and Trent are both men it couldn’t possibly mean anything. And Ted has an ex-wife and a kid so he can’t possibly be into men, as if there is no such thing as being bisexual. “But I’m pretty sure Trent has a family, he has a kid right?” So? He could be divorced, we also have no idea if his daughter has another dad or a mum. And the same thing applies to him, it doesn’t mean he can’t be into men (take also into account all of James Lance’s interviews, and his choice of shirt in one of them, friend of Dorothy anyone? He's the captain of this ship, we're just along for the ride tbh.)

Then we have the wonderful “I’m so not homophobic, in fact, you are homophobic because you think Ted is gay just because he likes musicals and has ‘feminine’ traits” um no… it’s the fact that he kind of acts in a way that an ally wouldn't. Yeah, he called himself an ally in that one episode. But every single person who is now out as queer who at one point considered themselves an ally because "I’m not one of them but I sure think they're neat" raise a hand 🖐️ (been there, done that. Was very into queer things before I realised I myself am one of them). What it always comes down to is "it's pandering", "it's tokenism" (having the main character on the show be queer wouldn't be fucking tokenism), "not everything has to be gay", "why can't men just be friends, there is a severe lack of male friendships on tv". And like the last one makes me go??? There are a MILLION friendships between men on TV. There are even multiple friendships between men in Ted Lasso. Beard and Ted, Ted and Higgins, Ted and Roy, the himbos and so on. Having Ted and Trent become a couple wouldn't really change anything because there are still friendships between men. They also claim that Ted is needed as the "straight without toxic masculinity" representation. As if Beard isn't right there. The man who has no problem going to an immersive show about the menstrual cycle. Has no problem with shrieking when he's surprised and so on.

I also like that if we'd get Ted and Trent together, we'd get two middle aged queer dads. Which isn't that common. It's not even super common to see people realising they're queer late in life on TV, and yet it happens every day. Because let's face it, most queer men on TV kind of look like Colin, and I don't mean that as a bad thing. And I'm looking forward to his storyline. But it's also nice seeing middle aged or old people finding themselves and being allowed to be who they are (see Ed and Stede from OFMD). Also would enjoy seeing people lose their minds when they realise they've been fooled this entire time. It'll be like Black Sails all over again.

I do not have any doubts about the fact that, had Trent or Ted been a woman and they saw Trent give up his career because of Ted's influence, they sure as hell wouldn't protest people thinking they'd become a couple. But because it's two men it's just delusional for some reason (homophobia).

What I'm saying is, it's clear that the straight audience has a hard time picking up subtext and clues that the makers are planting. Because they've never had to do that. Because they are always clearly represented. They don't have to look for minor side characters and hope that they might be queer. Because the main character is straight and most of the supporting cast too. When you've grown up with a lack of representation or with representation that is meant to be subtext, you'll learn to pick up on it. And you do look at media differently. I just wish that the straight audience could listen to us for once, without getting defensive and dancing around the fact that they are uncomfortable relating to a character that turned out to be queer.

#tedependent #ted lasso #trent crimm #there are so many times where I'm watching something and I go... hold on that is... is that a queer character... yes it must be #and then they do something small that confirms it and I'm like I fucking knew it!#I have 0 gaydar in real life but when it comes to media I tend to pick up on it #I wish that all straight people would learn about the way queer people have been represented throughout history #so that they might be able to understand why we have to look for subtext even today #hell we got ''representation'' in star wars and beauty and the beast and it was blink and you'll miss it #and they wonder why we have to make everything gay??#because we want to be represented in a show that isn't strictly about being queer #yes it's nice with a ''everyone is queer'' kind of show #but it's also nice to be seen in a mainstream show that is loved by not just a queer audience but also a straight audience #nicole watches stuff

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beelzeballing · 6 months

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just saw somebody say "i always wondered what kind of love izzy had for ed"

????? the faggot kind ??????

#edizzy #izzy hands #edward teach #blackbeard #ofmd #our flag means death #what kinda fucking love did you THINK #'oh yknow theyre just bros'#STOP SLANDERING MY FUCKING MAN #HES GAY. G A Y.#HOMOSEXUAL.#A FAGGOT #GODDAMN #HOW ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THE FAGGOT PIRATE SHOW AND SEE A FAGGOT PIRATE CONFESS HIS FAGGOT LOVE FOR HIS FAGGOT CAPTAIN #AND GO 'HM. WONDER WHAT KINDA LOVE HE MEANS'#I NEED YOU TO SHUT UP SOOO BADLY #<-being hyperbolic but also come On

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pumpkinrootbeer · 6 months

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just so you know I'll never recover from the ending of magi like yeah in general it left me devistated but Jafar's final appearance being him back in the sindria robes still with this just steadfast never ending belief in a man who he devoted his life to and who then in return betrayed him on such a fundamental level. like im gutted.