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robynator · 5 months

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i think one of the main reasons i love zach and jess as a duo so much, in addition to their sheer genius as improvisers of course, is how they can make the dynamics between their characters so natural. obviously that comes from years of doing improv together but no matter the pairing, they make it believable — whether they're playing parents, siblings, a married couple, friends of any gender combination, parent and child, teenagers in love, rivals, or literally anything else. the chemistry between their characters is always just right

#idk i just thinks it's neat #they are the definition of platonic soulmates #they also share one braincell #and they make it work #ive been thinking about this for a while #but yeah #i adore them so much #zach reino #jess mckenna #off book the improvised musical #off book #off book: the improvised musical #off book podcast #play it by ear

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littlefoxwithbighat · 5 months

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Grian: OK mumbo for the love of god be really careful resist the impulsive thoughts do NOT get on that strider. Do not do it. You cannot control it and you will get stranded and possibly drown when you dismount. I want you to be safe so do NOT get on the str-

Mumbo: *who got on the strider as soon as he realised it was a possible option* Grian this is your fault.

#secret life #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #life smp #life series #grian #mumbo jumbo #mumbo my beloved what ????#Rare occassion where not only did Gri have the shared braincell he had borrowed Mumbos usual one as well #absolutely no thought great job lmao #also poor Grian he tried so hard to save him he was kept going over his inventory to make sure theres nothing else he would have done #Grian allies curse strikes again!

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dunnowho180125 · 17 days

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I absolutely love (Zukka or not) fanfics in which Zuko has very dubious talents like lockpicking or pickpocketing or shady bargaining and being generally good with boats and where he doesn’t always live the lavish lifestyle of a prince and where Sokka is the one who can put shit together in nature and who can actually hunt and know what to eat and whatnot and is super good at geography and-

#atla zuko #atla zukka #atla sokka #sokka #zuko #prince zuko #zukka #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #Zuko would know how to pick locks because Blue Spirit #Sokka and Zuko share 3 braincells with one whos only utility is insulting each other #Also Zuko cusses like a sailor #Sokka was vERY SURPRISED that the noble prince could be this vulgar #Zuko would break them out of jail then accidentally eat a poisonous berry and Sokka would be like:#hOW CAN U BE THIS SMART BUT THIS DUMB??!

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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year

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Ghost : Ok, why do you baby Gaz so much, you do know he's a grown man, right?

Price : Oh come on, first off I don't baby him, second, jealousy doesn't suit you, third, he's the youngest of us, it's only normal that I watch over him a bit more, he's basically a baby, he just turned 27 last week!

Gaz : Damn, don't remind me, I feel old. But also like, maybe it's because he's the youngest sibling, but I do feel older than Soap most days, to be honest.

Price : Well yeah, you two are very close in age, but Soap's actually gonna turn 29 later this year, right Soap?

Soap :

Price : ... Soap?

Soap : Yep, sorry, yeah, wasn't paying attention, sure, I'm gonna be uh... 28? Wait no, that was last year, 29 right, ahah...

Ghost :

Gaz :

Price :

Soap : *avoids eye contact*

Price : How old are you son?

Soap : 29?

Gaz : Aren't you supposed to be 28...?

Soap : Ahah, yeah, that's what I meant, I'm 28, I'm gonna be 29... right?

Ghost : You're lying aren't you. You look like you're lying. Price, he's lying.

Price : What's your birth year?

Soap :

Price : ....

Soap, visibly counting on his fingers : 1994 !

Ghost, staring at Price with his look(tm) :

Gaz : Wait, you don't know your birth year by heart?

Ghost : No, he just doesn't remember the lie he said.

Soap : Come on, LT, what do you mean, a lie, I'm just your average 29 years old man, born in 1994, what do you want me to say?

Ghost : Johnny, you'd be born in 1993 if you were 29, I mean, if you didn't also lie about your birthday.

Soap :

Price, having had enough of today already : Okay, how old are you really. What's your real birth year.

Soap : ..... 1996 ?

Gaz : I'M NOT THE FUCKING BABY ANYMORE THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!

Ghost, concerned : You're 26 ?? But your file said you've been in active duty for 10 years !

Soap : Yep 😁👍

Ghost :

Soap : Funny story, I was actually 15 when i enrolled, cause it was before my birthday, but yeah.

Ghost :

Soap : Don't look at Price like that, he knew all about me ~allegedly~ kidnapping a military officer and still wanted me, he's not gonna push me out because my joints are gonna hurt two years later than he originally thought.

Gaz : Wait, no, back up, you did what to a military officer?

Soap : Oh, I never told you? Yeah, he was really pissing me off, you know how it is-

Price : I'm going back to bed.

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #i have this problem around 6 am where i think i'm hilarious when i'm actually just delirious #anyway i had this bit into my head for a while; thought i'd share #price is their dad i don't make the rules #he also hates his children (that's not true he loves them tho he does prefer farah by far)#(she's the only one that can get a turn with the 141 braincells and only bc she already has her own)

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spacedace · 9 months

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I don't know where this came from but here:

Damian, Jon and Elle are working out at the Teen Titan gym. Jon notices that Elle has stopped and is just staring at Damian and decides to sidle on over, both to tease his girlfriend and join her in watching their boyfriend go ham in the fight simulation program.

Jon: Enjoying the view?

Elle: huh? Oh no - well, yeah obviously, but that's not why I'm staring

Jon: Oh? What's up then? Something wrong with D?

Elle: No, nothing like that, it's just...

Jon: Just?

Elle: Does he pluck his eyebrows to be that shape?

Jon: ...what?

Elle: It just occured to me that his eyebrows are like, shaped like the wings of the bat symbol. Does he pluck them them to get that shape? Or are they natural? I mean, Batcow's "mask" is natural so...

Jon, a dawning realizationin his eyes: ...I - they've been that way since we were kids...

Elle: Yeah, I've seen pictures, but it's Day. Can you really tell me he wouldn't start doing it as a kid to as like a "see I'm totally the superior child, I even my eyebrows are dedicated to the cause" and then have to keep it up forever cause he couldn't just admit he was plucking his brows into that shape when he was a little bratty kid.

Jon: Oh my god he totally would

Damian finishes up at the simulation area and wanders over to his two partners to see what they're talking about

Damian: Hey-

Jon & Elle: Are your eyebrows real?!

Damian stops. States at them. Turns on his heel and just walks away from them without a word with both of them immediately chasing after him badgering him about his eyebrows.

(It takes another three months but they do eventually catch him painstakingly plucking his brows for that optimal Bat-Wing look)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon el kent #jon kent #jon lane kent #damien wayne #super serious chaos #they are three of the smartest people in the world and usually the smartest people in the room #but also they share a single braincell and like the fates from the movie Hercules they end up fighting over it & usually drop it #Damian plays it off like he's the one with the braincell here but let's be real #Simultaneously Jon & Elle are sharing it and no one has it #Jon & Elle when thry finally catch Damian plucking his brows for that perfect batwing arch: why don't you just use makeup #Damian unwilling to admit he's never thought of that in all these years: impractical #they're idiots your honor #but idiots *in love*

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forestshadow-wolf · 8 months

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Ghost: busting it down

Soap: sexual style-

Ghost: no.

Ghost: in the murder way.

Soap:

Ghost: i murdered someone...

Soap:

Ghost: ... again.

Soap:

Ghost: don't tell price.

Soap:

Ghost: or he'll yell at me... again

Ghost: it's only monday...

Soap: *opens his mouth to say something*

Ghost: in my defense someone said gaz was wrong...

Ghost: gaz has never been wrong. Ever.

Soap, catching on: ... and saying he's wrong is an insult on his cow

Ghost: *nodding*

#they share one braincell #ghost is unwell in the head #soap is also unwell in the head #but slightly less so than ghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #implied john price #implied kyle gaz garrick #ghostsoap #soapghost #el rambles #kyle gaz garrick #john price #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes

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posallys · 3 months

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The old fears, but I’m here (through the long night with you)

posally | T | 1.5k | could be canon for @pjoseries because we're side by side in the trenches

Thunder claps, deafening. Her ears ring. Through half-opened eyes and hot tears, she sees the water recede too far back too quickly. Thunder. Rain. The water creeps further back. And then it falls.

or, sally doesn't call, but poseidon comes anyway.

read on ao3

#I AM SO SORRY #IT IS NOT THAT LONG BUT DEAR GOD DID I HAVE A BREAKDOWN WRITING IT #this is a direct result of episode 8 i cannot lie to you #toby stephens poseidon altered my brain chemistry fr fr #also lys and i share one (1) braincell because well...you'll see #posally fic in the year of our lord 2024 #taylor tries to write #posally #posally fic #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv #sally jackson #poseidon #begging you to come yell at me about them though #this was affectionately titled 'what the fuck was that episode HELLO' in google docs

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incorrectskywalkers · 9 months

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i've been thinking a lot about this post again so here's a handful of incorrect quotes based on this au because i'm back on my cal kestis bullshit may possibly do more

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Anakin: Guess what?

Obi-Wan: What, Anakin?

Anakin: No, you have to guess.

Obi-Wan. wary: I don't know.

Anakin: Cal's in the medbay.

Obi-Wan: Why would you make me guess that?! What happened?!

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Obi-Wan: Cal got into a fight today.

Anakin: Oh. That’s... bad.

Anakin:

Anakin: Did he win?

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Anakin: Cal, what do you have?

Cal: A KNIFE!

Anakin: Okay, have fu-

Obi-Wan: NO!

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Obi-Wan, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Cal: I saw someone fall out a tree today!

Obi-Wan, with the tone of someone who is used to Cal: Outstanding.

Anakin, standing beside Cal, covered in dirt and leaves:

Obi-Wan: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Cal, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Anakin: Get the KRIFF out of my speeder.

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Anakin, pointing at Cal: That child is morally grey at best.

#obi wan. anakin and cal are the most chaotic brothers ever #they share one collective braincell (obi wan always has the braincell)#star wars #star wars au #disaster lineage cal #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #cal kestis #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #disaster lineage #source: incorrect quotes generator #and also a couple from other quotes i saw on tumblr

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fan-dweeb · 2 months

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Touya: *is trying to open a door*

Touya: *gets increasingly frustrated*

Touya: *starts shaking the door aggressively*

Keigo: *wheezes*

Touya: F YOU WHAT IS THIS ENHANCED SECURITY

Keigo: it’s- it’s a sliding door

#let’s be real Keigo would also struggle with it #they share one braincell #bnha #anime #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha hawks #incorrect quotes #text post #bnha dabi #dabihawks #dabi is touya #todoroki touya #mha takami keigo #touya x keigo #keigo takami

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lifeonmvrs · 4 months

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merry dl-6mas!!

[Image Description: a half-body drawing of phoenix wright from ace attorney. he is giving a thumps up at the viewer while grinning. there’s a bubble text on the right reading «“almost christmas” means it wasn’t christmas”». the background is a solid red. /end ID]

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thetangycheesemanwithaplan · 15 days

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There is so much about the bachelor's party that I need to know. I need to know the entire guest list and I need to know what everybody else wore because these two motherfucking idiots had '80s theme and chose a couple's costume

#911 abc #911 #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #Look im going off in the clown car about this #but this is a couples costume it doesnt work wihout the other half #and they suspiciously chose a couple that could be interrupted as queer #like what are you doing #where was the meeting in which they decided this #are they sharing a braincell #was there other costume ideas before they settled on this one #i need to know #i need the text exchange where they chose this #i also need to know what everybody else worse to know if these are the only two that did a couples costume

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peppy-jester · 4 months

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@murderous-rodeo-imp666 continued from here Still unexpected for Blitz to go with it actually. Fizz stood there awkwardly for a moment, looking away, time to step up the game. Something tells him Blitz was not actually fully buying it, but since he started he wouldn't back out right away. The jester let out an amused chuckle at the comment Blitz made. "Oh I'm sure many have said that, no doubt at all" he tried not to sound too sarcastic, he has no actual idea if people think that or not.

"So date night it is. I expect a ride, full course meal in fanciest restaurant. And oh Blitz, I do point out peoples flaws so better be one hell of a kisser" Fizz made an eyebrow wiggle at the end of the sentence. But no he would never point out anyones flaws unless it's someone he doesn't like and NO he didn't want anything fancy. For Fizz a perfect date night is walk in a park or order some pizza and watch some corny ass movies before making out.

"Sounds fair?"

#IC;;#murderous-rodeo-imp666 #I mean my Fizz is also a dork so It's all good xD #He shares one braincell with Blitz whenever they hangout #and yes a mistakes #because I love shipping and will be throwing lots of weird shippy stuff at others if ship is happening C:

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malphantasias · 1 year

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"Jay has the braincell of the group" *I SLAM THE TABLE AND POINT TO WHEN SHE WORE THE CLOWN SUIT TO THE B.L.O.C.K, TO WHEN SHE AND CHIP INSTIGATED THE LIME-ONADE BUSINESS, TO WHEN SHE AND CHIP DID THE "DYING SISTER BIT" ON DESIRE ISLAND TO GET CASH AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER "PLAN" CHIP GETS AND HE IMMEDIATELY TELLS HER AND SOMETIMES SHE THINKS THEY'RE STUPID BUT MOST TIMES IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE SERIES SHE LITERALLY WAS LIKE "OK" AND DOES IT-*

In conclusion. Jay can be very silly and is the #1 chip enthusiast actually. I rest my case.

#jrwi riptide #riptide brainworms #jrwi: riptide #jay ferin #chip bastard #jrwi chip #those three share one braincell- jay just has it more often and sometimes she doesnt use it on purpose and i love her for that #these were just off the top of my head rn #also the sibling solidarity those two have is absolutely the best thing

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drugsforaddicts · 9 months

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💚🍦💛

#you guys know what’s funny?#The last time I was like ACTIVE active on tumblr was in 2016 #I’ve posted something here and there over the years #but now I’ve come back just to become a twinflame blog #imagine that #also hello all 795 of you who all must be very confused right now #käärijä #bojan cvjeticanin #käärijä and bojan twinning masterlist #bojere #käärijan #p.s. I’m also an icecream biter #they be sharing that one braincell ok #twin flames

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theotherrichardpapen · 4 months

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AU where Josh manages to grab onto Nigel’s hand at the last moment that night on the train and both of them fall out. AU where Nigel has been dead the entire time but Alex Forbes doesn’t know that; where the trauma of watching his friend fall to his death combined with the realisation he was complicit in the death of another causes his mind to fracture.

He doesn’t remember making it back to his dorm room that night, only remembers waking up to the news that Josh and Nigel were was dead. All of Nigel’s things have been moved to another room, of course they have, because Nigel was gone, dead, all his fault, his fault trouble.

AU where Alex takes the train one night to the Colbie house because Nigel asks him to, because he feels this innate and intense need to try and better understand this boy he got killed; where he finds the card and the books and Nigel’s red bible, and begins to understand.

AU where the body of Susan turns up one morning, and the police question Alex about it, but there’s no way it was him, because he was late; he was late, and by the time he showed up at the cinema, she was waiting for him still, sweet Susan, with her kind eyes and kinder heart, she had waited for him and she didn’t even suspect anything until the very second before he struck gone.

AU where Alex finds the letter he wrote Nigel wrote, inviting him to his house that night, where Alex sees the Colbies arguing through the window; where he wrestles the gun from John and shoots him to kill him because he read the journals, knows that this man has been hurting Nigel his whole life and he wanted him dead protect Nigel.

AU where Nigel confronts Alex at the train yard that night, where he forces Alex to remember everything he did, everything Alex did; where he forces Alex to pull the trigger and kill off the version of Nigel he’s been carrying around in his mind, where Alex dies that night right along with him and Jack is born instead.

#types out the most incomprehensible batshit thing ever and posts it: haha you get what i mean?#this would've been a fic but i know i don't have the motivation to commit to that right now and it would've ended up abandoned #anyway . blame the crowded room for inspiring this . and then the dynamic between the narrator and tyler from fight club #and joe and rhys from s4 of you for driving it #does this actually even make sense ? to anyone that is not currently sharing the braincell with me ?#who knows #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #alex forbes #doing some serious handwaving as to how this au would work for like . 60% of the movie. youd have to scrap the sally interview basically #also doing some serious handwaving as to whether josh's death is enough of a stressor to trigger a dissociative episode #especially one that results in development of DID #dont look at this post directly . only from a side angle . corner of your eye. thank you

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spookyblazecoffee · 1 year

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Brett: Three years ago today, I married my best friends. Brett: Nolan, Corey, and Theo are still mad, but Mason, Liam, and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.

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