#they committed gay crimes

[kirbyskisses-main-moved]

fun fact: in japan, two people riding on the same bike is explicitly romantic (and highly illegal)!

#they are being gay and committing crimes #gojo daddy #satoru gojo #getou suguru #satoru x suguru #satosugu #stsg #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen 2 #jjk s2 #jjk season 2 #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #geto suguru

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[houseswife]

bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’ #and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’ #and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender #gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #or like alternatively #can you imagine being julie wilson #and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job #and u ask why #and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired #my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him

[cainpdf]

this is the face of a man so in love it makes him stupid

#they commit gay on gay violence on the daily #i would apologise for the house spam but alas i am not sorry #house md #hate crimes md

[dandylion-s]

House MD's homoeroticism remains unmatched...like the man known for lying and manipulating his patients to get them treatment keeps his promise when his "best friend" asks him to help him die in his arms instead of a hospital. And then he knocks him out with morphine and puts silly hats and glasses on him and makes a video to any way you want it

#like that truly was an unhinged amount of gay codependency #house md truly had what the sherlock girlies wanted #you want a sociopath and his boyfriend being gay while committing crimes? watch house md #hilson #house md #gregory house #james wilson

[olskuvallanpoe]

six of crows au where they plan all their heists in a waffle house

#six of crows #six of crows duology #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #nina zenik #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #crime #be gay do crimes #it’s realistic bc many crimes are probably both planned and committed in waffle houses

[clownsuu]

I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t #Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn #Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches #One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft #I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s #Howdy pillar #Wally darling #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

[arom-antix]

And so @viktuuri-week starts!

Day 1: Music

I was in one hell of a time crunch to make all the illustrations because I procrastinated UuU But I took most of these works as opportunities to experiment a bit with some ideas so I had fun.

Credit to TheMoonChild on Musescore.com for the arrangement of Yuri On Ice used.

#i made this so goddamn fast yall #i had no time #this is literally the very first rough sketch just cleaned a bit and filled in and then every layer effect in csp #i had fun though #i was really hating it until i started playing with the background and then it all came together #also i know i committed crimes against that sheet music by compressing it but i swear it was worth it #also unintentional but yuuris colours be lookin a lil gay #and i cant say im mad at it #especially since i wouldve done it anyway if i knew how #idk what i did #layer effect magic #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #katsuki yuuri #viktuuri week

[goodobservationshirley]

Right? You liar!

#renegade nell #renegadenelledit #anyway nell called sofia both 'something special' and 'a piece of work' #and i think those are gay words to describe the woman trying to murder you/accuse you of a crime you did not commit

[puddledfishhh]

#artists on tumblr #украрт #укртумбочка #sketch #digital art #idk how to tag this #mp100 #mob psycho fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho anime #meme #mp100 meme #mp100 art #mp100 shou #mob psycho shou #mp100 tome #tome kurata #kurata tome #mob psycho tome #mp100 tsubomi #mob psycho tsubomi #mp100 tsuboni #lesbin #mob psycho meme #be gay do crimes #commit arson too #shou could never (lie)

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Shiny Thire: Commander, can the Chancellor sign this bill.

Fox, shaking his head: Listen shiny, you'll have to learn to forge that musty meat bag's signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and those bureaucrats we'll never know. Too busy kissing ass to give a flying kriff.

Shiny Thire pulls out a pen: Like so?

Fox: You'll make a fine guard on this polished turd

#commander thire #commander fox #coruscant guard #corrie guard #i am in misery #planet: coruscant #star wars edit #incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clone wars #the clone army #the clone boys #send help #be gay do crimes #it's not fraud if you're not caught #he is doing his best #give me clones #sheev palpatine #be gay commit fraud #this was not in the training modules

[cod-dump]

Soldier, laying pictures on the table: 141 has been spotted in the city, sir

Makarov: Bastards- … who’s that?

Soldier: The captain, sir

Makarov: Hmm… he’s a bit… more built than he was in his profile

Soldier: I guess?

Makarov: And who is the man next to him?

Soldier: Shadow Company’s CEO, Phillip Graves

Makarov: hmm… maybe capture them alive-

#call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #vladimir makarov #john price #phillip graves #incorrect quotes #gay crisis that causes a man to commit crimes

[bxnnie-bxwl]

Imagine: evil Freddy AND Bonnie. Evil power couple.

OOOHHH YOU SO RIGHT

gay and evil power couple

#evil gay couples are just the best... #committing crimes and also being in love...*chef kiss* #evil!fronnie #evil!bonnie #evil!freddy #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock fronnie #ask

[ssaraexposs]

They literally invented the "BE GAY, DO CRIMES"

#bsd #soukoku official art #soukoku #double black #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #fifteen soukoku #dazai and chuuya fifteen #be gay do crimes #be gay commit arson #port mafia #bungo stray dogs manga

[escapedaudios]

I'm a big fan of fruity villains IDGAF if people are like "oh no this hurts the LGBT community because queer coding and poopoo caca" I don't give a fuck I love fabulous dazzling flamboyant villains that say shit like "oh darling, but you won't be surviving mmmMMMM" and then do the fruitiest evil laugh ever.

#I love seeing them #I love performing them #Maybe it's because I'm bitesticles IDK #Big fan of that gay cat from the lion king #and literally everything Tim Curry has ever done #queer coding #tropes #let the gays commit crimes #Warden from GBA's MOTH was so girlypop #The most fun I've ever had playing a villain #He wasn't even fruity in the script I just improvised a bunch of zest into his lines #OOooHHH I didn't realize we had a CELEBRITY

[dustykneed]

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

static frames below:

ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO #SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what #not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos #YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON #it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU #YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT #the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage #WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this #ok rant over tags now :)) #star trek #star trek aos #star trek fanart #mcspirk bingo #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spones #mckirk #spirk #star trek alternate original series #aos #spones fanart #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol) #spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment #OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE #i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO #dust medibang paints