#turtle names are sooo hard to come up with

[artaxlivs]

Hi! I know I don’t follow you but I still think you’re super amazing and you said anyone could do an ask so if you’re up to it..

Treat?!

No hard nos but if you’re up for fluff, I could use something cheery and cute :D

Fluff and laughter and a sprinkle (or a tsunami) of smut are my thing! So fluff it is!

Someone's knocking on his door. Clint loves this part. He grabs the bowl of candy and yanks open the door, ready to cheer over the kids costumes.

"Bucky? What are you doing here?" They've been doing this flirty thing where they don't call them dates but they go out for coffee or pizza and Bucky doesn't talk much but Clint talks enough for both of them. It's not anything more than friendship with delusions of dating yet but Clint's hoping.

Bucky lifts an eyebrow, eyes trailing over Clint's costume. He suddenly feels a little foolish.

"What are you supposed to be?"

"Uh...I'm-uh, I'm Green Arrow. From...you know from Star City. He's a...a superhero..." Clint fiddles with the frankly ridiculous amount of buckles on his costume. Why does Green Arrow wear a costume with so little give?

"Isn't that-kinda..I don't know..." Bucky's eyes follow Clint's fingers and then he finishes flatly, "...weird?"

Snorting, Clint nods, "Yeah, probably. But I thought it would be funny, since everyone mistakes me for him anyway. Like, tongue in cheek, you know?"

"Why would anyone mistake you for Green Arrow? His costume's dumb. A green hood? Who does he think he is, Robin Hood?" Bucky scoffs and Clint realizes he's still standing in the hallway so he backs up, waves him in.

Before he shuts the door there's a clamor of children's voices and Simone yelling "Incoming Clint!" Just before a herd of children come to a stop in front of his open door.

"Oh man! You guys look great! What do we have here?" Clint grabs a handful of candy and dumps it in the first bucket, "A teenage mutant ninja turtle? Donatello - he's my favorite!" he grabs another handful as that kid shuffles away and another takes his place, "And Elsa? Don't make me sing, I always cry on the high notes!" He drops the handful in her pillowcase. There's about eight or none of them and he goes through each, exclaiming excitedly over each one.

He almost closes the door before he sees the last one, tucked to the side of the jamb, "Hey there, did you get any candy?" The kid is kind of in shadow and most of his costume is black, his head is tucked down and he's scuffing one worn black boot on the floor next to his still empty pillowcase. He's probably gotten missed at the other apartments because he was too quiet to speak up before the doors shut.

Clint squats down and the kid scoots into the light. He's wearing a Winter Solider costume. Clint's eyes twinkle and he glances back at Bucky to make sure he sees it. "Bucky Barnes, huh? Can I tell you a secret?" The kid nods but doesn't look up, still clutching the empty bag in white knuckles. "The Winter Solider is my absolute favorite superhero. And he's pretty quiet, too, kinda shy around big crowds. Likes to look before he leaps, you know? You mind telling me your name?"

The kid looks up through thick eyelashes, "Bethany."

Clint smiles, chastises himself for assuming the kid was a boy, "Well, Bethany, can you open your bag for me?" She does, still white knuckling it as Clint upends the entire bowl into the bag, "Happy Halloween kiddo, be safe out there." She gives him a little smile and runs back down the hallway toward the group. Clint can hear Simone hustling them to the next floor.

When he turns back around, letting the door shut behind him, Clint finds Bucky still staring at where Bethany had been standing, "You didn't tell her to be brave or speak up."

Clint shrugs, "She will when she's ready. Or when she needs to. Or maybe never. It's no one else's right to tell her how to be." Bucky nods at that and Clint says, "Sooo...did you come over to hand out candy?"

"I wanted to know if you wanted to watch a movie and gorge ourselves on Halloween candy." He smiles at the empty bucket, "We might have to go rob some trick or treaters for that, though."

"Nahhhh," Clint grins, pulling another bag out of the cabinet, "secret stash."

They watch Frozen. Clint does, in fact, cry on the high notes. And he manages to not make a big deal about it when Bucky leans in close and rests his head on Clint's shoulder.

#trick or treat asks #winterhawk #clint barton #buck barnes

[blahhhhhhhohmigosh]

From Fluff rivals to Fluff Teamates

Summary: Mikey and Leo has a tickle fight, when both need donnies help from each other he ignores them.... that didnt end up well for him either.

People in this: Lee Leo,Donnie,Mikey Ler Leo,Mikey

Creator: AHHH MINE FIRST ROTTMNT TICKLE FIC!!! IM SOOO EXITED!

Love: Plantonic other words brothely love if you are a pro shiper please leve

Warnings: Just Fluff if you dont like it u can just ignore it ( only if u whant to)

🧡:LEHEHHEOHO-

Said the Orange turtle meanwhile the Slider sat on top of his tummy, tickling the Boxe'rs armpit's in the middle of the living room

💙: Nohoo Brother YOU stole MINE Jupiter Jim comic! I TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Said Leo mean while digin even more and harder in i Mikey's armpit's. Mikey started squeling even harder than before.

Donnie was sitting on the couch writing some notes for his Battle-Shell upgrade.

🧡: DHEHEHEH HEHEHELPH MHEHE-*snort*

Donnie looked over,then back in his notebook.

💜: Sorry Angello but I have more imporant things to do then a " tickle fight".

💙:HAH! No one is here to save u now THEIF!

Said Leo and started to tickle his knee's, on and under the knee's. Raph was making a patrol around the city so he wasnt there.

🧡: LEHHAH- STH*snort* OHP

Said Mikey started to move and kick to get his brother off. Leo fell of him on his shell. Before he could jump on his brother the box turtle jumped on the turtle. Leos knee's where inbetween Mikey's.

💙: Hej heh uhm lehets talk abhout thihis

Said the Slider to the boxed turtle that has a growing smurk on his face.

🧡: No way Lee-on

The Orange turtle said lightly toching his sides making the Red slider giggle.

💙:Dhehehe HeLPAHA-

Leo started laughing his shell of when Mikey started Scribbing his Sides rlly much.

💙:DHEHEH ALHITHEL *snort*HEHELPPH HEHERE.

Said the Red slider that beacame red every second.

💜: Nahh i told you i am busy!

🧡:Whos Laughing now Lee-on?

Said Mikey as he made a big rassberie on his tummy. Leo Laughed his head off soo hard that tears started coming out.

💜:Can u two shut it?! Im trying to work here...

Said D. That responde caught the Summer duos attention.

🧡:D stop begin grumpy! Besides why cant u work in you're room??

💙:Ehehexachlyhi!

Protested the Summer duo.

💜:Well Its still in repair! Soo please be quiet!

Said the Grumpy Genius.

The Sumner duo got a plan. They took Donnies ankels and pulled him down to the floor. Leo hold Donnie with his hands under Donnies armpits meanwhile Mikey sat just exactly how he sat on Leo.

💜: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?

He screamed paniced Meanwhile the sillies had a big grin on their face's.

💙:Nothing D!Just making the grumpines go away!

Leon said that meawhile slowley toching the Soft Turtles armpits. Donnie's eyes widend and he bite his lip to not let out a single giggle.

🧡:Exactly! Leo's right!

Said the youngest turtle meanwhile slightly tickling Donnies plastron.

Donnie looked up with closed eyes and trying not to laugh. Eventualy Leo started to dig in Donnies armpits and Mikey to Tickle the plastron fast and not leasing any spot untickled!

💜:NAHAHAR-*snort* ANGEHEHHA- YOU PICES OF SH-HHIHI-

Said donnie squicking mean while kicking his feet soo he could push Mikey off.

💙: dramatic gasp* noho name calling brother? Agian? Oh you're asking for it! Mikey tickle his thights! Ama get the shell!

🧡:Okie dokie!

💜:NOHAHAH MIKHIHIE LEHEHEO NOHOHO I-UH-PLEAHSHSES

Donnie pleased but the duo didnt listen!

Leo started skracting slightly Donnies shell ( like i said earlier donnie didnt have it on for a upgrade) meanwhile Mikey skratched his thights slightly but fast.

The soft turtle bursted out with chuckels, wheezings and laughs. Finally Donnies laugh started to go silent so the duo stopped.

🧡:you're okay D?

Asked the youngest turtle. Donnie was silent, put his battle shell on and stared at them. The duo though they went too far but then 2 robotic hands took their wrists so they coudnt move.

💜:Mine turn now.

Said donnie in a evil tone with a smirk.

Part 2 will be soon 😌

#rottmnt #Leerottmntdonnie #Leerottmntmikey #LeerottmntLeo #tickle fic #rottmnt tickle

[annonniiiiieeeee]

I HAVE COME /kicks door/ Hello there my dear friend :D its good to have you back /virtual hugs <3/

Anyways heres my question

Sooo the Tenshu gang know they cant go into the upper word /aka New York/ at daylight bc of the humans and stuff..... but what about the goverment? specific a certain person whose name starts /w B 👀 who by asares del destino just kidnapted the turtle fam and did experementions with them. How would the Tenshu gang react to that? :)

/also me wanting to make so many drawing of your books and ideas but doesnt have the time bc school *proceeds to cry*/

Thank you my friend it’s good to be back.

I eagerly await whatever beautiful art you are will to bestow upon me.

But here’s the thing. I always forget about Bishop’s existence.

I haven’t reached that part of 2003. When I do I will let you all know and I will have more feelings about it.

Honestly Rise is so different from it predecessors in that it is very bright. Yes they acknowledge the fact that Bee York won’t be cool with …. This whole situation.

But they are also the only turtles to really go to the surface in daylight. They are in cosplay which is a lot more common then in 2003. They also have a whole mystic city to explore.

Rise has a much lighter tone to it. It still has its big emotional moments and the characters still have depth. But just even in it’s color palette it is much lighter.

2003 is very dark. It opens with the purple dragon as street thugs robbing people in and armor car. I’m pretty sure they were ready to kill Casey bull publicly beating him in like episode five. It is grungy and fits the dark super hero tone of shoes from that era. It’s not bad, but by any means. It doesn’t shy away from the cruelties of the world and the horrors of being mutants.

Yes the show is fully ridiculous in moments. Everything with the aliens comes out of no where and yet perfectly fits. When you watch it your like. “Yes what wonderful plot development” but when I try to explain it to my brother I would like I’m on crack. I love it so much.

That being said. Bishop a government agent that is here to experiment in the turtles. How does he fit in. In 2003 I can totally see it. I’m not at the part yet but it makes sense in there dark world that someone like that would exist and eventually come after them.

In rise the tone is so light. It’s hard to pitcher him in the show. Now after the movie? Where the government comes in to collect the remaining Krang?

Ya I can see someone like this showing up. Maybe he is crazy conspiracy theories that no one took seriously until the aliens show up. Maybe the government has deals with the hidden city to ignore mutants in New York as long as they aren’t causing harm.

Cause that’s the other thing. Rise has a lot of mutants that are just running businesses and not hiding. Like Repo liturally change the name of his business to Repo Mantis. He’s not hiding. Neither is Todd.

I don’t think Bishop can be this big scare government agent because the rise government doesn’t seem to care that mutants are in the street.

But a fanatic with a YouTube Channel? Or even a scientist studying evolution? Think like the crazy dentist. (Who I want to tackle some day because what the heck? He wants to go after Raph and boy howdy at I going to make that happen)

If Bishop exist in the rise universe he has to be his own entity because again their government does not care.

I will let you know more once I get to his 2003 arch but if y’all got ideas let me know.

#asks #a world of samurais and ninjas #tmnt bishop #2003 tmnt #rottmnt

[autistic-girl-academic]

okay here’s my thoughts on what lies within beneath the cut

that was...really short yeah. and i don’t even think i was like speeding through it or anything. i try to be as positive as possible about this stuff since anet is testing the waters but it’s kind of hard to ignore - i would have at least liked a little hint of ‘to be continued’, even if it would’ve interfered with the happy moment-of-rest thing going on in the epilogue, because while i’m pretty sure we’re not done with the haze/demons i couldn’t help but go “so no kanaxai?” *throws phone*

BUT i did really appreciate vlast as one of the characters you got to reminisce about because you do not understand how secretly starving i am for more vlast spotlight *looks at my big gw2 au post i still have to make* ...anyway- cinder was a bit of an odd choice to have included imo, but i could easily foresee the shitstorm that would’ve come up if it was ryland instead. i would’ve subbed in trahearne personally. (the knight of the thorn quest gives some good moments about his and the commander’s doubts, but you have to pony up a bunch of mats for it sooo)

the new final branch of the meta event was kinda neat, although all those turtles going around shooting at ley-jade absolutely nuked my framerate a few times, and the charging-the-stations bit got rather hectic. i would’ve liked to interact with the boss itself a bit more - maybe some elements of like the hearts and minds battle, where you’d fight manifestations of bad memories and turn them into allies? idk, again, i know they’re experimenting with the new release format and want to be understanding of that

oh as for brim & scarab...on one hand i kind of loved “friends’ detective agency” just for how embarrassed everyone was about it. on the other hand i was also hoping we were changing the name to special ops before i talked to that new npc

getting to pet the jade behemoth after the battle + going on a mini dating sim = thumbs up from me though

#gw2 spoilers #gw2 eod spoilers

[ducknotinarow]

as rl turtles go through mating/heat cycles, do your turtle muse(s) go through the same thing? if so how do they act? if not can we have some ship headcanons instead please and thank you?

Okay welcome to class if you can't tell I like this icon pfft.

So imma start with this disclaimer these are things that will effect and determine answers.

1. Speices of turtles

2. How human to mutan the turtles TO ME apper to be

3. How I personally see and write my muses.

Rise Rapheal

Raphael is an alligator snapping turtle he has a pretty small window of a mating cycle, meaning he's the most in the mood from late spring to early summer. For this version of Raphael he dose tend to get a bit bit but ya gotta remember Raph active worries about hurting his family alone so despite that he dosent bite hard it far more these soft lottle nibbles he's giving to yvoones shoulders at best. Normally, with another turtle, it is the top of their shell. Yvoone has those little feather like things on her shoulders when Raphs goes through his heat he tends to like naw on those the most. Now alligator snapping turtles actually don't make that much noise and chances are theu don't really churr I just let him cause it's cute. So raph doesn't use any sounds himself ots mostly thos bitting habit. Raph is a bit shy as well, so he likely nuzzles in against her neck, small nibbles to it using his deeper tone to say her name he knows she likes that after all.

Alligator snapping turtle funnily enough are very isolated turtles and spend a lot of time alone. Raph however os not like his speices in this way so that dosent factor into a chanhe behavior when it comes time for his Mating cycle.

2012 Raphael *so the best answer on what kind they are that I go with is from something Donatello says in that he thinks they may be Daimondback Terrapin and the shells lottle similar to me so that what this raph is.

Soooo daimond backs are hoes X'D raphs mating cycle is in may so once again spring primarily at night which works for someone who lives a nocturnal life style. Raph can be relentless in his attempts to mate, which sometimes results in aggression. And raph already aggressive, so it more he becomes far more bold in his advances on Casey.

Diamondbacks do have mating calls and such so raph definitely is making this chirp sound when he and casey are making out. He's moving to Casey's lap, or to take top, or he's using his strength to pin casey to a wall suddenly or loft them up. Raph not normally this aggressive in his advances. kissing them chirping, biting at their neck hard not a dangerous bite and churrs against thier neck. Mostly cause Casey likes to get bitten the churr thing is something raph just likes to do to casey any way mostly to mess with them.

2003/2007 Raph *03 was adaption of the mirage comics where the turtles are said to be red eye sliders so that where I'm going with this Raphael. Their mating cycle is from March to june sooo he gots a bit of a good window there. Raph is a bit of a dork when it comes to relationships. So he very bad at making it clear when he is going through that cycle. For one red sliders are know for touchingg the face of a mate they find attractive. Raph isn't afraid to touch Casey but I feel when he starts goingg into his cycle he'll suddenly start grabbing casey face more and to make it worse I feel this is when he's openly telling casey how he loves their eyes, or tells them they are amazing unprompted and this is Raph he has a hard time with the more romance so this should be the first clue but likes face it Casey likely not to get the hint XD They also just touch a mates face. What i'm saying is Raph can be bad at romance hes a great flirt and hes good with the phsycial expressing his emotions is so hard because of how he sort has set himself to be this tough strong guy and emotions get in the way of that. So when he starts feeling that heat he kind of forgets himself and becomes far more affectionate towards Casey. Red sliders are also pretty aggressive but I mean Raph is as well already and Casey has delt with him being demanding during sex its likely the more open affection that stands out here for Raph. Nuzzling in against Casey's next, ofc bitting turtles just like to bite what can I say. Red sliders are also fucking loud during sex this isn't just a heat cycle thing Raph just gonna maybe let things slip in the cycle since hes all hot and bothered and stating Casey is his mate at the moment. And yes if Casey says anything about how he acted Raphs running away XD just takes off for a fucking week to wherever he can pfft

Rise Donnie:

Soft shells turtles are a bit different compared to most when it comes to this. Which also fits how Donnie is, donnie has to be the one to initiate. Don just isn't all that great which physical touch unless he is the one initiating it either. He's not against it being the other way around but he's gotta be in the right mind set.

When he is in his cycle though it's pretty obvious because he far more touchy far more wanting to be around his partner for general affection he doesn't nuzzle he more nudges his head against them. Donnies got a pretty low libo so its very easy to understand what he is doing suddenly.

Mikey:

Ill be honest I haven't thought about him in this way XD like outside mentions on 2003 and 2012 raph on habits he might share? I just don't have much thought at this time on Mikey. I do have a ship for him but i haven't devolved it much atm so for now just know Mikey likely has the biggest shift in character when he gets in his own cycle. Mostly he just gets a bit aggressive not much but for mikey its a noticeable change.

#muse| hamato raphael #muse| hamato donatello #muse| hamato michelangelo #ask box

[thosebrookfieldgirls]

If the girls could overblot, what would their ob designs look like?👀 (@anunluckyrabbit)

Sooo we’re not going to talk about how long I’ve thought about the girls and what they would look like in overblot. We are just going to except that the details I provided were solely due to this ask and not me just thinking about it in general... please

Sorry if the descriptions aren't perfect. Some things are hard to find names for but I did my best. 

Valentina Corey

Her Overblot outfit would be reminiscent of a executioner to contrast with Riddle’s Queen of Hearts. She would have on a executioner’s cowl with the pointy hat end at all, but the window��s peak shaped hood gives the illusion of a distorted heart around her face, doesn't help that the lace mask on covers half her face--again much like executioner’s did so as to not be outcast from their communities for following through with sentences. The cowl hood is less of a cowl though and more of a short sleeved hoodie with the red sleeves tattered up and a black turtle neck is visible from under the hood. She also has a black strapped, underbust corset on with the hemming looking to be reminiscent of a castle wall edging. The snaps on the coreset are the card suits, all done in gold. She wears black leggings and a black petty coat skirt that is tatted and torn like her sleeves with ankle boots. Her hands are gloved with with workman gloves but the kicker of the whole outfit, is in her hand is a broken half of a scissor--like the kind you would cut hair with- is uses as her chopping ax. 

Kristina Kaiser 

If Leona looks like a humanized Lion from the Savanah during his Overblot, the Kristina looks like she’s stepping off the battlefield of the Scottish Highlands. She has on a black kilt and sash. Silver chainmail covers the top part of her body as well as a dark leather chest plate. She has black lines across her face almost like a bear clawed at her face, to fit in with Celtic war paint. She had a cape over her shoulders made of what looks like could be a black bear hide, clipped to her armor with black, inky metal. Her hair isn’t up in it’s usual ponytail anymore, but is lose around her and pushed back from her face save for a few fairylockes with black hair jewelry (think Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn) Her hands are stained with ink and on her feet are a set of combat boots. Her weapon, a giant black iron battle ax. 

Anne Marie Ryland

Today, Anne will be serving us Carrie White vibes with her Overblot. Though like Azul, her design is rather simple (I mean his Overblot is literally just his true form with some inky/iron coral and shells attacked) She’s in a older and traditional style prom dress, all black lace and delicate with a black chiffon shawl over her shoulders, but the image is ruined of a perfect prom queen cause it looks like ink was completely dumped on her, forming a lace trail from her face and then droplets falling from the fair mask pieces like droplets and tears. Her hair is not in the normal braid is gone in favor of it falling straight and lose with a black flower crown on her head. She also has on a pair of kitten heals. No weapon for her though. 

Judith Wieck

Ah Jude, serving us our dark Elsa vibes. She’s wearing what looks like a black velvet dress with black iron lacy armor around her core (think the armor detailing we sometimes saw in game of thrones)  She has a fur lining around the off-shoulder neckline of what appears to be grey wolf fur. The sleeves of her dress come all the way down to her hands and loops around her middle fingers and shows black painted nails. black shackles hand from her wrists like stylized bracelets. She has on sharp stilleto heals and a thick, choker that could be dark leather or metal that comes down from her neck to cover part of her shoulder and collar bones--almost like it’s a collar to keep her chained. Her hair is braided and twisted into an up do with a icicle like crown on her head of black ink metal. Similarly to her counter part of Jamil, she has a ink lace mask, though her’s has more snowflake motifs, but just like his a single tear drop can be seen on the mask. She has a long silver and black rapier in hand to fight with. 

...

As for the other three girls, that’s going into spoiler territory (Or I just don’t have a pair design to work with yet to know for sure that my designs won’t change) so I’ll keep Kim, Eva, and Fiona to myself for now. 

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #thorns and ink #valentina corey #kristina kaiser #anne marie ryland #judith wieck

[mediocrevideopodcast]

Bisexual! S/O

Request: Hello there!! I was wondering if you could do something as like their S/O comes out as bi? I just came out to my family and friends but they weren’t really accepting-

Characters: All, Non-Poly

Content Warnings: Mentions of homophobia & biphobia. Reclaimed, nonderogatory use of the word queer. Comfort fic. 

Word Count: 1476

A/N: You are so, so loved, anon. I’m sorry that your family and friends didn’t accept you for who you are, and I really hope they came around in the end. But you will ALWAYS have a place in the community. From one LGBTQ+ person to another, you are loved. <3

Raphael:

Fuck yeah!! Bi/Pan solidarity, baby! He’s so accepting, and he’s really happy that you trust him enough to come out to him. That’s a big deal, and he’s so proud of you!

Pride is SOOO fun in the lair. You already know he’s gonna get you a bi flag to wear around your shoulders. When it isn’t pride month, it’s proudly displayed in your shared room.

He’s always wanted to go pride, but uh, you know, that whole situation. You end up celebrating at the lair, though! You watch livestreams of Pride Marches around the world, bake, and just generally have fun! Even if you can’t walk the streets with him, he sure knows how to have a good time!

He’s fucking heartbroken when he hears about how your family and friends reacted. You trust them with something so tender, something so important to you, and they don’t accept you for it? It’s who you are! He really hopes that they come around someday, but until then? You aren’t obligated to deal with their shit. He genuinely can’t understand why they wouldn’t accept you, and it really frustrates him. He’s gonna stick by your side till the end, and he really hopes you know that.

He loves you so, so much. He’s really happy that you came out to him, and he’s really proud of you! The universe made you exactly the way you were meant to be.

Leonardo

Bi solidarity! Hell yeah! He’s super proud of you, and he smiles so, so much when you come out to him. That’s huge! He gives you a really tight hug and a kiss. He’s really happy for you!

Look, you already KNOW I’m gonna be talking about Pride Month in the lair for every single person and/or turtle here, but!! It’s genuinely so fun!! On the first day of pride he takes his flag off the wall and ties it around your shoulders. This is your first pride: That’s a big deal! He totally carries you around for like, half the day. If you let him, he’s 100% gonna paint your cheeks, your nails, ANYTHING with pride colors. Bi flag or rainbow flag, your pick!

He’s heard so many shitty stories about families and friends who don’t accept their loved ones when they come out, so unfortunately, it’s not much of a surprise to him. He’s upset about it nevertheless, though. He lets you vent as much as you like. Like, you’re bi: What does that change about you? You were ALWAYS bi! You just have a word for it now! Besides, is it any of their business who you love?

He loves you so much, and he’s really happy that you came out to him. He’s always going to love you, just as you are.

Donatello

FUCK yes babe, bi solidarity! Super psyched when you come out to him. Isn’t it freeing, to finally have a name for yourself, to be proud of who you truly are? He loves it when people find the right words to describe themselves. It’s freeing. Sometimes, a word can feel like home. He’s so happy for you, honest.

King of Pride. He LAMENTS the fact that he can’t go to human pride events and constantly considers stealing a cloaking brooch for it. He makes Pride month SO fun in the lair though… like, literally busts out all the stops. (And he pays April to buy you some pins and flags when she goes herself <3 queen. If you end up going with her, you’re LEGALLY obligated to FaceTime Donnie.)

He has no qualms about talking shit about people who don’t accept you. Like, he has no subtlety about it: He’s never been one for holding back his opinions when he considers them to be important. Like, really? They’re not gonna accept you for who you are? What the fuck are you supposed to do about that?? You can’t change it, and why would you?? Being bisexual is not a curse, but a gift, and at the end of the day... it’s who you are. Nothing can change that, and that’s more than okay! It’s who you’re meant to be! Anyone who doesn’t accept you over who you LOVE (which, is none of their BUSINESS ANYWAYS) can get the fuck out. People need to start looking past the stereotypes and stigma and start looking at who you are. Fuck it, you’ve got a new family,sweetheart.

He’s happy for you: It takes a lot to figure out who you are, and be proud enough to accept yourself too. He’s so supportive, and he’ll always be by your side.

Michelangelo

YEAH!!! He’s happy for you!! He gives you a hug and tells you how proud of you he is for coming out to him. Wanna talk about it? He’s here to listen! He’s so supportive, it’s nice. (He’s still trying to find a label that works for him - he just knows he isn’t straight lmao. Bi? Pan? Other? He just IDs as queer or lgbtq atm, but he has a lot of respect and love for people who’ve found more precise labels for themselves <3) Congrats babe!

If Donatello’s the king of pride, Mikey is the GOD of pride. He busts out the flags, the paint, and bakes insane amounts of cupcakes for Pride Month. And YES you’re legally obligated to decorate with him. Sorry love, I don’t make the rules <3 (All of his playlists go hard as hell too.) You go home at the end of the night with a feeling of true love - you feel so accepted and cared for, and despite not being able to go to a real pride march with him, your hands shake with happiness on the walk home.

He burns with anger when you tell him that your friends and family didn’t accept you. He doesn’t voice it, of course: this is about you, after all. He can deal with the anger later. Right now, you need to know how loved you are. He lets you vent as much as you need to, wrapping you up in a hug and cradling you firmly as you bare your soul to him. Why wouldn’t they accept you? You’re perfect as you are, and you’ve always been this way! Being bisexual is a gift, not a curse. People shouldn’t judge you based off their own biases, or stereotypes and stigma. Why should it matter, who you love? Are you not enough, as you are? Why should you have to bend to their thoughts of who you should be? If they can’t accept you as you, they shouldn’t have the honor of being around you. You’re perfect as is.

He’s so happy for you, and he never fails to let you know that he's proud of you. He’s always gonna go to bat for you, without a doubt.

April O’Neil

Hell yeah babe!! Her eyes light up when you tell her. Isn’t it nice, to have a label for yourself? It feels like a second home, no? She’s really happy that you trust her enough to tell her! That’s a huge deal! She’ll hug you and kiss your cheeks delicately. She’s a great ear too, if you wanna talk about it!

FINALLY SOMEONE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO TO PRIDE WITH TRCYVUGIHJOPK

Pride is so fun with her! NY Pride starts at Stonewall, and it’s really humbling to stand next to such an important site. It really fills your heart and soul with awe and respect for the people who came before you. You dance in the streets, hearts full of love and respect for your ancestors. Separated by blood, but connected by heart and soul. It’s comforting, to be surrounded by not only your lover, but by so many people like you. You dance in the streets by day and prowl the bars by night, smile never leaving your lips. This is what it means to be loved. (You guys totally hunt down the traveling merchants to buy some shit before you leave. And blow like, forty bucks on lunch <3)

Heartbroken and angry when she finds out that your family and friends didn’t accept you. Like, really? She immediately extends an offer to move in with her, if you haven’t already. You shouldn’t have to live with people who don’t accept you for who you are. You’re their kid! Why does it matter who you love, if you’re happy in the end? The stigma and stereotypes shouldn’t matter to them: their first priority should be loving and caring for their kid, and they didn’t DO that. She holds you tightly as you vent to her, running her hands through your hair gently.

She’s really happy that you came out to her! She loves you so much, and she’s never gonna let you forget that.

#rottmnt x reader #rottmnt imagine #tmnt imagine #TMNT x reader #rottmnt leonardo x reader #rottmnt raphael x reader #rottmnt Donatello x reader #rottmnt michelangelo x reader #rottmnt april x reader #tmnt michelangelo x reader #tmnt donatello x reader #tmnt leonardo x reader #tmnt raphael x reader #tmnt april x reader

[fan-girling-101]

Switched

Request by Anonymous: Hello can I please request a imagine where the ready has a twin sister and they decided to switch and see how long it takes everyone to notice. The reader is also dating JJ!! Thank you!!

JJ Maybank X Reader

Summary: Request^

Warnings: Swearing, underage drinking, slight rape just a little bit sorta

Word count: 2880

The twin Sadie, her nickname by Rafe is Die I hope someone gets the reference. Also thank you so so so much for my first request I was so happy. Please continue sending them in. And I’m very slow at updating so sorry in advance if I take a long time to respond. 

Part two

Not edited sorry for mistakes 

When me and my twin sister Sadie where younger we’d switch places all the time. I was amusing being someone else for the short time we’d do it. As we got older it stopped happening as much until the last time we did it was grade 6. The two of us have lived on the rich side of the Outerbanks our whole life The rich people were never my scene though, so I made friends with the pogues. I was closest to JJ out of everyone in the group and slowly I found myself falling for the blond headed idiot. And somehow that’s how I ended up here, two months into dating JJ but scheming with my sister.

“Come on Sadie just for a little bit.” I pleaded with her, between the two of us Sadie was always the level headed and calm sister. It was my idea in the first place to switch places back in kindergarten.

“I am NOT kissing JJ.” Was the main argument to why she didn’t want to do it.

“I don’t want you to kiss him. He’s my boyfriend, it’s not like I’m going to kiss Rafe the lo-” I got cut off with a hand over my mouth. The love of your life was the ending to that sentence. Sadie doesn’t like talking about it but she’s in love with Rafe Cameron.

“If we do this you need ground rules.” She states looking around my room for the notebook we would write the rules in everytime. She finds the dark read notebook on the bottom of my bookshelf and grabs a random pen from my desk. “1. No kissing anyone. I won’t kiss JJ and you don’t kiss you know who.” she says gesturing with her hand.

“I’m never going to kiss Voldemort.” I joke as she starts in her effortlessly perfect handwriting.

“Your so funny I might die of laughter.” Her bitch face on as she glares at me. “2. Don’t make and life altering decisions.” I nod along thinking of what else to add.

“4.” “What about 3 stupid.” “3 is a stupid number I don’t like it. 4. I pick what you wear and vice versa.” She starts writing it down writing three instead of four. “I think that’s it. There’s a bonfire tonight at John B’s tonight wanna start then?”

“Yea that’s good I’m supposed to go over to Sarah’s. And take a picture of it because if you do anything wrong I’m going to kill you and throw you in the marsh.”

“And remember no kissing ya know.”

Day one

Y/N’s Pov

Sadie dressed me in a white summer dress and I took her car over to the Camerons. When I park outside of the huge house I text Sarah to let me in. I pull down the sun visor and open the mirror looking at my appearance with the light make up and my Y/H/C slightly curled. 

“Your name is Sadie Y/L/N, your 16 and in love with Rafe Cameron.” I take a breath getting in the mindset of my twin. “I can totally do this.” I hop out the car making it to the first step when Sarah opens the door. “Hey.”

“Hi you know you don’t have to tell me you’re here. You just walk in.” She opens the door wider so I can slip through. I awkwardly laugh nodding my head unsure what to do. “Go up to my room I’ll get snacks.” 

I walk up the stairs trying to remember where her room is. I’ve only been here a few times before Midsummers so we could all get ready together. I look both ways before deciding on going right. I get to the door I think is Sarah’s opening it praying to God I was right. But God decided on taking a vacation, instead of the light purple walls I was hoping for I got grey ones instead. 

“Fuck!” I hear, the person in the room faces me calming down once he sees who opened the door. “God Die what the hell. Next time knock, and what are you even doing here.” 

“Umm.... I’m lost. I think my brain stopped working I thought this was Sarah’s room.” I say looking around the room my eyes landing on a white substance on the desk he stood up from. “What’s that.” I ask hoping it’s not what I think it is and Sadie’s crush is a druggie.

“Nothing, two four doors down.” I slowly nob. closing the door trying to forget what I ‘didn’t’ just see. “And Die you didn’t see anything ok.” I nod again opening the right door this time sitting waiting for Sarah.

Sadie’s POV

“Hey princess.” JJ greats me as I get out of Putt Putt Y/N’s car. His hand finds its way to my denim clad hip from the shorts Y/N put me in. I really just want to push his hand off me, this is my sister boyfriend for God sake. He leans down to press him lips to mine but i turn my head his lips landing on my cheek instead. 

“Hi.” I wave to the rest of them pulling away from JJ. I try to ignore the stare coming from the blond as I sit in one of the lawn chairs. The sun was going down as I got here Y/N telling me what time to leave and what to wear before heading out way earlier to the Camerons. 

“Late as always Y/N/N.” John B shakes his head sipping the beer in his hand. Never once has my sister been early for anything and it stresses me out so much I don’t know how she does it. 

“It’s called being fashionably late Booker. But you wouldn’t get that would you?” I laugh knowing that was something she would say to her best friends. JJ sits beside me still staring so I turn to face him giving him a smile, he relaxes a little bit wrapping an arm around my shoulders. My or Y/N’s phone rings in her backpack I grab it out seeing the text from ‘My Person’, it was what we agreed on for our contact names after we repeatedly binged Grey’s.

                                                   My person

Bro what do you and S talk about????

                                                                       The latest drama at school

Sooo....                                                                                                        What is the latest drama

                                                  God do we even go to the same school                                                                           Immanuel P. kissed Madison B.

Seriously!! 

In a few hours it hits midnight and I was freezing. The cropped AC/DC shirt and shorts doing nothing against the cold autumn air. The night of Autumn in the Outerbanks were always so cold for a place that’s supposed to be hot. The fire was helping but I wanted something more. I got up to check Putt Putt for one of Y/N’s hoodies but I was pulled back landing on JJ’s lap a small shriek leaving my lips. 

“Were you going Princess.” His arms tightly around my waist while my arms go around his neck. His eyes staring into mine with nothing but adoration. I was happy that Y/N had someone in her life that loved her, but the way he looked at me thinking I was my sister makes me want to tell them a little . But I have to admit this is so fun.

“I’m cold and just going to find a hoodie.” He still doesn’t let go, instead one hand moves off my waist to grab something beside him. In his hand is know a black hoodie that would be way too big for me but as he hands it to me I slip it over my head. “Thanks.”

“You ok, you seem, I don’t know... off.” 

“I’m fine.” I give him a reassuring smile but I can she he doesn’t buy it.

“Are you sure you know you can tell anything right.” His thumb starts rubbing circles on the exposed skin under my shirt. I am so taking a long bath when I get home. I like JJ, it’s not like I hate Pogues or anything it just weird though.

“I 100 percent fine J, if something was wrong I’d tell you, you know that”

“Yea I do.”

Day 2

Sadie’s POV

Nothing was happening with the pogues today so I got an off day, but then I had to go and say something I wish I didn’t. 

                                              🥰My Surfer Boy🥺

You doing anything                                                                                      Can I come over 

                                                    Sadie is dragging me to a kook party

Well then I’ll just have to score an invite

Now JJ wasn’t going to stop till he could come which wouldn’t be hard as Sarah was inviting John B.

Y/N POV 

We pick out each others clothes before going to the party at Topper’s. I go to find Sarah lookinaroundud for the blonde. But instead of finding that blond I see Sade and JJ, his arm wrapped around my sister making me jealous. 

“Hey Die.” A voice says right behind me making me jump not at all expecting Rafe. He chuckles at me reaction before handing me a drink.

“What’s in it.” I ask, Sadie doesn't normally drink so I don’t know if I should take a sip of the dark liquor. “Trust me.” Is all he says back. I take whiff smelling how strong it is. Me personally would never trust Rafe, but this is Sadie not Y/N. I take a cautious sip. The second I take a sip I almost gag at how strong it is. I could handle alcohol but that is to much. Rafe starts laughing so I grab the front of his shirt and pour the rest down his chest.

“Hey Hey.” he pushes me back but it’s to late his shirt now had a dark stain on the front. “Okay maybe I deserved that.” He shakes his head at mumbling something about changing his shirt. There was a tug on my arm and I was faced with myself, well my sister. JJ behind her laughing putting his hand up for me to high five. Which I did.

“What are you doing. I would never do that.” She scolds me in a whisper so JJ won’t hear. When we switched Sadie was very serious about staying discreet. 

“Well I can’t kiss him as you what do you want me to do?” I laugh as she scoffs walking away JJ following behind her still laughing.

Day 4

Sadie’s POV

Four days nobody really suspected anything, well other than JJ he keeps asking if I ok. And I’ve had to dodge every kiss he tried to give me, and when I tell you JJ loves kiss Y/N it’s an understatement. It was the night of a boneyard kegger hosted by the pogues. 

I was chatting with Kie about turtles when a very drunk Kelce came over. He slung his arm around my shoulder, his drink spilling out of his cup and onto Y/N’s favorite shirt. I never really liked Kelce he just made me uncomfortable. Any time I saw Rafe, Topper and him out I’d always say hi, bothe Rafe and Topper would respond with a hi while Kelce would look me up and down before saying anything.

“Hey babygirl. God you don’t know how many times I’ve dreamed of fucking you are you sister, to have the two of you under me screaming my name. Why don’t we make it reality.” He drops his mostly full cup silling it on the converse I was wearing. His hand going to my waist and his lips attaching to my neck.

“Get off me! Stop!” Suddenly he was ripped off me. JJ’s fist colliding with his face. Kie grabs my hand asking if I was okay. I nod hopping into the van. Soon enough John B, Pope and JJ came to the van, JJ sitting right beside me wrapping me in his arms hugging me as no one said anything. 

“I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to punch him in the face for him to stop.” JJ said as we park at John B’s. I grab my phone leaving the van before it’s fully stopped I ran inside Dialing my number. 

“Yo Sade how’s life on the cut.”

“Were you ever going to tell me about Kelce.” I ask angrly pacing around the small bathroom.

“About that.” She nervously laughs not continuing. “Maybe should've warned you Kelce is in love with us before you went to the party.”

In Love with us! Y/N he tried to have sex with me!.”

“I know.”

“I hate you sometimes.”

Day 5

Y/N’s POV

I was at a small party just some friends over and some games at Sarah’s. We were all sitting in the living room talking about all the drama at school which I knew nothing about. A hour in Rafe and some of his guys friends walked in. Just as Sarah was going to tell them to leave Carmella asked them to stay, while practically eye fucking the kook king himself. Instead of walking over to the girl begging for his attention he sat beside me on the couch. I put Sadie’s phone I was currently texting her on so she could keep up with everything down.

“Nice to see you here Die.” 

“Hi Rafey.” I replied back using the nickname I usually call him. He rolls his eye as Carmella sits basically on top of him and starts a conversation about some boring kook thing. I felt bad for Sadie if this is what she has to deal with. “Come on. We’re out of snacks.” I grab his hand pulling him with me to the kitchen.

“Why do I have to come.” He whines like a baby as we get into the hallway, but follows even when I let go of his hand.

“Because I need help getting snacks.” JJ please forgive me for what I’m about to do. I grab the front of his expensive polo shirt putting my lips to his. He starts to kiss back but I pull away grabbing Oreos and walking back to the living room. Soon Rafe walks in clearly shocked of what just happened in the kitchen. Rule one and two broken. Oops.

Sadie’s POV

After hours of sitting in the sun on the boat I’m practically dying. I mean sure living in Obx you get used to the heat but someone turn the heat down. JJ has been asking me nonstop questions about things which I find weird but I answer.

What star sign are you? Virgo

Who’s the president? Trump

How many states are there? 50

9x7? 63

Our favorite thing to do together? Surf

What does www mean? World wide web

What university are you going to? UNC

Dream job? Not sure

I was confused what was happening the Pogues all asked what JJ was doing but he just said nothing.

“Sadie.”

“Yea-shit.”

“HA I knew it.” JJ jumped up startling everyone. I sighed, everytime it was always me that messes up if people find out. 

“How did you find out. Was it that I knew was www meant?” I question texting Y/N to get to John B’s. As we pulled up to the dock Kie got out laughing that I should be an actress. 

“No it’s that you answered 9x7 so fast. Also next time dream job is opening a surf shop together.”

Y/N’s POV

When I show up I knock on the door fiddling with my fingers. The door opens with the blond headed, blue eyed boy kissing me. He wraps his arms tightly around my back like he hasn’t kissed my in forever. I giggled kissing his nose wrapping my arms around his neck.

“Took you long enough. Five days surfer boy, gotta do better next time.” I push past him into the Chateau. “Hey guys miss me.” They shake the heads at me calling us crazy.

“I just thought it was that time of the month or something.” JJ said wrapping his arms around my torso resting his head on my head. I hit the back of his head causing him to playfully bite my ear. “Don’t ever do that again I was worried you were mad at me.” He looks between me and Sadie and I turn to face him giving his a salute.

I sit beside Sadie whispering in her ear that I kissed Rafe earlier tonight. “WHAT!” She jumps up. “You broke rule one and two!!! I have to go fix what you messes up now!”

“I didn’t break rule four though.”

“I hate you!” She runs out of the house starting up her car and driving off to the Camerons.

Later that night I’m curled into JJ on the bed in the room he claimed as our. The shirt he was wearing now over my shoulders enclosing me in the smell and heat that is JJ Maybank. My head on his chest listening to the rhythmic heartbeat. In the five days without JJ this is one of the things I missed most. His smell was just intoxicating and his arms tightly around me felt safe.

“Oh JJ I may have kissed Rafe.”

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Part two

#jj maybank #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank fanfiction #jj maybank x reader #john b routledge #kiara carrera #pope heyward #rafe cameron #kelce smith #topper thornton #sarah cameron #obx #outer banks #outerbanks #outerbanks imagine #obx imagine #twins

[evertriedsoywithyourpopcorn]

5 Reasons Roman Is Infuriating (And Why I DO NOT have a crush on him)

Chapter 2: Wasted Effort, Wasted Breath

Read on AO3 (Chapter 1)

Word count: 1363

Tw: Sooo much pining, Food mention, Remus shenanigans (Explicit nicknames, Explicit language, Human body limits being broken, Talk of gore)

Character’s: Logan, Roman, Remus (cause I love a supportive bestie)

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"-pretty sure his favorite flowers are buttercups, but I could always ask... Are you listening to me Specs?"

"Hm? Yes, yes I am." Logan blinks out of his haze from which he was not listening. Don't get him wrong, he does usually enjoy discussions with Roman, but not really when he's making plans to help him woo someone he doesn't even like.

"Oh yeah? Name his favorite kinds of chocolates." Roman challenges.

"Milk Chocolate chips." Logan already knew that before, as he is usually the one to supervise Patton's baking to make sure he doesn't burn down the mindscape. Patton is always a chatty fellow, and Logan now knows pretty much his whole life story. He's used this knowledge before, gaining him a gold star on a family game night. (He has it pinned up next to all of Thomas's other academic achievements)

"Fair enough. I set the bar too low." Roman flops down on the bed, drawing a long sigh. As soon as Roman had found out about Logan's crush, he had dragged him to his room so they could get to the 'gossip' immediately.

At this point, after three hours, Logan is almost more annoyed than embarrassed. After the initial shock of realizing his infatuation, he's had the time to think about it and come to terms with his feelings. It helped that he was in the same room as the object of his affections this whole time, as he's been noticing all of the things he used to repress. Like how he really likes Roman's smile. He likes his prince charming smile, when he's overly confident about something. He likes his bashful smiles whenever he gets shy about something.

Really, he just likes Roman.

It feels very simple when he puts it that way. He can't believe it's taken him this long to find out.

"I think we should take a break from the input of ideas for now." Logan suggests.

Roman sighs and deflates further. "Ah, fine. I shall for now give up on setting you up with your one true love."

Logan stays silent. What? Just because he's annoyed enough to want to tell Roman doesn't mean he has an ounce of courage to actually go through with it. He clearly is all for setting up Logan with Patton, why would he like him back? Logan doesn't want to risk getting his heart broken, figuratively, right after discovering that his heart has been for Roman all along. Figuratively.

"Sooo, what kind of things do you like in Patton?" Roman asks, suspiciously calm and casual.

"I- um, well-" Logan fumbles for something people would find romantically attractive in Patton. "He... He's got... Eyes? And he wears clothes. I enjoy people wearing clothes."

Roman stares at him, confused. "... That's it? Come on, you've gotta give me something better than that Dill Weed."

Well, why not go for things he likes in Roman, he supposes. As Janus would say, every lie works better when rooted in truth.

"I think he's rather dumb," Logan starts off with. "Which should be a negative, but he's just so endearingly stupid. Every time he spews some nonsense, or does anything really, I just want to kiss him. He's also really creati- Kind. Very... Uhh... Sweet. I notice the effort he puts in to make others feel special. And make me feel special. Everyone is included."

"Do you... Like his puns?" Roman asks, half smiling, looking increasingly uncomfortable.

"Dear Newton, I hate his puns." Logan sighs solemnly. That draws a laugh from Roman, if only for a bit. "I do actually like his eyes though. The changes we experience in the mindscape are fascinating, and he's certainly been blessed, with those green, piercing eyes." He says, entranced, looking into Roman's wide, green, piercing eyes, that are looking back at him in shock.

"You mean blue?" Roman asks, oddly red in the ears and fidgeting with his hands.

Logan blinks out of his stupor. "Ah. Right. Blue. Apologies."

They both break eye contact, him looking around the very decorated room as if that would cure his embarrassment.

"You really seem to like him." Roman looks back to him, face pinched but still smiling.

"I do." Logan agrees, admiring the other. "I like him a lot."

"Well. Um." Roman stands up abruptly from the bed. "You did say you didn't want my help for tonight with the whole date ordeal. In which case, we shall resume the noble quest at a later date!"

"You don't want to talk about other things?" Logan asks, tilting his head. Is Roman okay? He looks pained.

"No, I think I'll be off. I have to go do other things. Like, water my.. Turtle." Roman ushers him out of his room. "So long, Geek Chic."

“... You don’t own a turtle-” Logan is left there, staring at the door. It's red with a star at the top center. Tasteful. Very Hollywood dressing room.

He clears his throat, and goes on his route to his own room. That shouldn't be that hard, since the only thing separating them is Patton's (He volunteered to move in between when both of them started arguing through the wall. It's strange because they live in a metaphysical space that only roughly simulates real life and therefore likely have an empty void in between the spaces of their rooms, but Logan suspects where he goes, more logical influence follows.), but fate has an interesting way of working. Or just Remus. Speaking of, there he is. Breaking through the ceiling and landing face-first with a splat in front of Logan.

Remus merely cranks his head 180 to look at Logan. "Heyyy Nerdgasm. How'd the romantic fucking go?"

"I didn't tell him."

"No? Are you scared?" He asks, in a mocking tone but looking concerned.

Logan's shoulders slump. "I don't think I'm ready enough to face rejection from him. Not to mention he seemed rather adamant about giving me tips on how to woo Patton."

"Aww, come on Logie. You can't give up now. I'm not allowed to tell you why, but you do have quite the chance of scoring that loser." Remus says, shifting in and out of existence until he's standing upright. He pats Logan's shoulder. "Now go, cause the next time you see me, you'll never hear the end of the teasing. Like, even if you rip off your ears! I'll still find a way to make fun of you." He cackles.

Logan dreads the moment they meet again. Now that both Remus, Janus and Virgil were proven right, not only will they brag amongst themselves, but they'll surely tease him.

Remus prances off, and Logan finally gets to his room. He takes off his shoes, because cleanliness is a good idea, and prepares himself for bed.

Staring up at his star-covered ceiling (Accurate to it's alignment of today, obviously), he realizes he still has a lot to process.

How did they all know and yet he had no idea? He knows he isn't the most intelligent when it comes to emotions, but come on, neither are most of them. Usually Virgil wouldn't know romantic tension if it slapped him across the chaps. Or maybe he would. He'd just be anxious and/or grossed out by it.

Logan realizes that he must have been obvious. He's sure that he's been caught glaring at Roman many times. And trying to be around him. And Janus is also a living lie detector.

He gets himself into a comfortable lying position, turning off his bedside lamp.

Will he ever tell Roman? He'll probably have to, or keep the feelings to himself for the rest of his existence, hoping they go away.

Which would be better? Sure, never confessing sounds like a tragic way for things to go, but what would be even more tragic would be to get rejected by him, and have to coexist for eternity afterwards. Would Roman avoid him? His heart clenches painfully at the possibilities.

Perhaps he's having cognitive distortions... Roman is rather considerate. If he were to let him down, he'd do it slowly and compassionately.

As Logan's conscience fades, he prays it will all turn out alright.

~~~

#logince #logince fic #logan sanders #ts logan #remus sanders #roman sanders #ts roman #tw food #oliver writes #5 Reasons fic

[maybeimamuppet]

how to win friends

hi friends!! happy (belated, I'm sorry!) mean girls day!! please enjoy this little bonus drabble :)))

cw for violence/blood (and please let me know if i've missed anything!!)

enjoy!

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Janis isn’t a big fan of first grade.

She likes the work. She likes learning to read bigger words and longer books, likes learning about clouds and planets and bugs in science. She’s not particularly fond of math, but it has its moments. She loves art class and recess, and lunch and music.

It’s the other kids that are the problem. Janis has always been quiet and shy. She doesn’t like confrontation, and making new friends is always tough. Her best friend Regina from dance class goes to another school, and Regina usually does the talking for her. So Janis just sits in her spot and does her work. At least her teachers all say she’s a pleasure to have in class.

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In December, they have their first indoor recess of the year due to cold. Janis decides to spend it drawing a picture of a lion for her new baby sister.

She looks up when she hears raised voices coming from the table next to her, where some boys are playing with legos. “Girls are weak! My dad said so.”

Well, that can’t be right. Janis’ mom always says girls are the strongest people on the planet, and Janis shouldn’t listen when someone tells her she can’t do something just because she’s a girl. So Janis stands up and marches her way over.

“No they’re not! We’re just as strong as any stinky boy,” she huffs, crossing her arms.

“Nuh uh!” The boy replies. “You can’t even punch! You’re just a girl.”

Janis clenches a fist in frustration. Can’t punch, huh? She looks down at it thoughtfully. Her stepdad always says to keep her thumb out, so she carefully moves it. Squeezes her fingers a little tighter. And then she swings.

“Ow!” The boy yells, covering his nose with a hand. It’s covered in blood when he pulls it away again, so he puts it back with a frightened squeak. Everyone around starts making noises and frantically calling for their teacher.

“What is going on over here?” the teacher demands, marching up to the both of them.

“Uh oh,” Janis whispers. She’s done it now.

“Both of you, main office, now,” the teacher says, pointing to the door. “Janis, I expected better from you.”

Janis bows her head in shame and leaves the room, followed by the boy leaving a trail of blood behind him.

-

The office calls Janis’ and the boy’s parents to come pick them up. Janis sits next to him on the scratchy seats in the office, elbows on her knees and her head in her hands.

The boy has now been equipped with tissues to stop the blood, but his nose is broken. Janis is even more afraid when she learns that means he’ll have to go to the hospital for it to get fixed.

“Whad’s your nabe?” the boy asks kindly. Janis looks up at him in confusion.

“Janis,” she murmurs. “I’m Janis.”

“I’b Dabian,” the boy replies, holding out a hand to shake. Janis winces at the blood on it, so he wipes it on his pants before holding it out again.

“Dabian?”

“No, Dabian,” Damian replies. “Wid an eb.”

“Oh, Damian,” Janis says. Damian nods.

“You punch good,” Damian says. “Wanna be frie’ds?”

Janis nods eagerly. “Yeah.”

“Okay. You can sid next to me toborrow.”

“Thanks,” Janis grins.

“Hey, we’re missing da sabe teef!” Damian says, smiling to show off his own missing teeth. Sure enough, they’re both missing their top front teeth and one on the bottom.

“We’re like twins,” Janis giggles. Damian nods eagerly.

“Yeah!” He cheers. “Whad do you like to do?”

“Uh… I like to color,” Janis says. “And read. And dance.”

“I dance too!” Damian gasps. “I do tap dance!”

“I do ballet,” Janis says. “Maybe we can do tap dance together!”

“Yeah! Ask your mom!”

“I will. If I’m not in big trouble,” Janis huffs. “Does your nose hurt?”

“A liddle,” Damian nods. “You punch bery hard.”

“My mom taught me to. And my stepdad,” Janis replies sheepishly.

“What’s a sdepdad?” Damian asks. Janis bristles slightly, but she knows he’s not trying to be mean.

“My real daddy died when I was four,” she explains. “And then my mama got married again. Her new hubsand is my stepdad.”

“Oh.” Damian says. “Did you getta go to da wedding?”

“Yeah. I had to wear this big dress, it was so itchy,” Janis huffs, shuddering at the mere memory of her hellacious gown. “I was the flower girl. But I got to stay up super late! And there was a lot of chocolate.”

“Ooooh,” Damian says in awe. “I lub chocolate.”

“Me too,” Janis giggles. “My mama drinks this… uh… I forget the name, but it’s like hot chocolate mixed with coffee. It’s sooo yummy.”

“I’b neber had cobee,” Damian says sadly. “My mom won’d led me. She days id’ll gib me too much edergy. And she days I already gots too much.”

“Mama only lets me try a little bit,” Janis agrees. “Maybe you could come to my house and try some. And you can meet my baby sister!”

“You hab a sisder?”

“Uhhuh. She’s just a baby, but she can already play with me,” Janis says. “But she still eats all the drawings I make for her. Her name is Julie.”

“She dounds cude,” Damian says. “I don’ hab any brudders or sisders.”

“They’re really loud,” Janis sighs. “Julie cries aaaaaall night. Mama says babies are kinda a pain, but then they grow bigger and it’s better.”

“My mom days I was already too buch,” Damian says. “Bud she days we mighd ged a dog soon instead.”

“I’ve never had a dog,” Janis sighs. “I had a fish, but he died. But I think cats are better anyway.”

“Bud dogs are so cude!”

“Yeah, but they’re so… wet,” Janis shudders. “So much slobber.”

Damian seems to consider this, and nods. “Cads are cude too.”

They both look up when they hear the door to the building open, and look out to see a man there. Janis hunches her shoulders up slightly. “Uh oh.”

“Whad oh?” Damian asks.

“It’s my stepdad,” Janis whispers.

“Oh. Is he mean?”

Janis nods. “He’s nice to Mama. And my baby sister. But he doesn’t like me very much.”

“Oh. Thad’s stupid.”

Janis gasps in dismay, as if he’s just said the most vile profanity known to man. But after a moment’s thought, she nods. “It is stupid.”

Damian giggles as she claps her hands over her mouth and looks around to make sure nobody else heard. “I don’ dink my dad likes me very much eidder. I’ll prodect you.”

“Thanks, Damian,” Janis says. “I’ll protect you from your dad.”

“Thanks,” Damian says. “Oh, dat’s my mom!”

“Oh, my poor boy,” Damian’s mom tuts as she comes barreling in, crouching down in front of Damian and assessing his nose. “What happened?”

“According to their teacher, Janis here punched him,” the secretary helpfully informs her.

“Janis Sarkisian,” Janis’ stepdad says angrily, also stepping into the room. Janis hunches further into herself in fright. “You need to apologize to this boy before we take you home.”

“No,” Damian says. “She proobed me wrong, she doesn’t hab to say sorry. I said girls couldn’t punch.”

“She certainly showed you,” Damian’s mom chuckles.

“Janis is duper cool, sir,” Damian continues. “She shouldn’t be in drouble.”

Janis’ stepdad hums thoughtfully. “We’ll talk about this with your mother at home.”

“See you toborrow!” Damian waves as Janis is hauled out the door.

“I don’t know about that, bud,” his mother chuckles. “Noses take a few days to fix, you might have to stay home tomorrow.”

“Bud I just med Janis!” Damian pleads. “I gotta cobe toborrow so we can be frie’ds!”

“We’ll see what the doctor says. Maybe we can set up a playdate soon if you can’t come to school,” his mother chuckles, ruffling his hair. “Let’s go get your nose fixed.”

Damian hops up and grabs his backpack, following his mom and chattering away about his new best friend forever.

—-

Damian is, miraculously, back at school the next day. He’s sporting a dashing splint and two black eyes, and is awed over by the other kids all morning.

But he keeps his promise and saves a seat for Janis. He helps her at science time, and Janis helps him with reading. They work together in art class that day to make a masterpiece of a clay turtle, and make the coolest snowman ever on the playground at recess.

“Did you get in trouble yesterday?” Damian asks as he heaves to lift the head onto it.

“Yeah. I’m not allowed to watch TV for a week,” Janis replies, hunting for the best pebbles for his buttons. “But Mama gave me a high five too.”

“Grownups don’t make sense,” Damian sighs. Janis holds out a handful of stones she’s found. “Those are good rocks.”

“I think so too,” Janis smiles, patting them into place with her little mittened hands. “Oh, and Mama said I can do tap dance class! She’s gonna sign me up next week.”

“Awesome!” Damian yells, bouncing up and down. “Wait, do we go to the same dance school?”

“Mama says there’s only one nearby,” Janis shrugs. “I know Mama’s phone number, you can give it to your mama and then they can make sure.”

“Okay,” Damian shrugs. “Come on, let’s see if lost and found has any hats!”

————-

ten years later

“Hey Dame?” Janis asks, cuddled up with her best friend on his bed and looking at the new playbills they’ve just finished adding to his wall.

“Hmm?”

“Sorry I broke your nose.”

Damian bursts out laughing. “It’s okay. Sorry I said you couldn’t punch.”

Janis smiles and ruffles his hair. “It’s okay.”

Because that was the best thing that ever happened to me.

#platonic soulmates #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls broadway #mean girls the musical #mean girls on broadway

[purplesurveys]

1273

What was the longest time you’ve had the hiccups for?  Maybe for half an hour? Mine are never that bad.

What type of TV shows are your favourite?  Not a big TV show type of person to begin with since it seems as if my attention span wasn’t built for once-a-week, season-breaks kind of content haha. I do like sitcoms, I guess...bite-sized ones like Friends, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Big Bang Theory, etc. Drama shows I’d bite into if the plot is extremely intriguing to me or relevant to my interests, like The Crown or Breaking Bad.

Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything?  I was before then I wasn’t for a very long time, then I came back just recently with this BTS shit I got myself into.

Do you know anyone who has died in battle?  Hmm. I don’t think so. My great-grandpa lived a few more decades after the war.

When was the last time you went on an adventure?  July. My friends and I spent the whole day driving around and stopping by sooo many spots around the metro. It was a lot of fun and we were fucking b e a t after.

What brand is your vacuum cleaner?  I dunno. My mom mainly uses ours.

Are you good at rapping?  I have a number of songs and verses memorized that I can recite quite okay, but I can’t write any of my own.

Name one world issue that upsets you.  Racism.

How do you feel about tanning?  I never saw the the big deal. I will say tanning beds and salons are such a culture shock to me, though. Are some people really that obsessed with modifying their skin tone?

Have you ever given a public speech? Hmm, just the one time I was entered into a public speaking competition and was given a topic to talk about on the spot. That was honestly a lot of fun and I wish there were more opportunities to do that exact same thing.

Do you read comic books?  No. I tried getting into that whole thing, but didn’t see the appeal.

Do you force your way into conversations in which you are not involved?  Not always but if I’m starting to feel left out or awkward, I will start to ask a question here and there to ease my way into the conversation. But if the topic is clearly none of my business then I do stay out of the way.

Kiss with your eyes open or closed?  Closed.

Do you believe you can change someone?  This isn’t a black and white matter, I think. The idea of changing a person can have a lot of layers; in my org, for instance, I got to pick up a few quirks and behaviors from my friends just by being around them for a long time – in that sense, I changed. But you can also strive to change someone who’s struggling and try to make them become happy, which I tried to do with my ex – which of course I learned the hard way that you can’t change someone if in that context.

How did you react when your first pet died?  I was bummed out but didn’t throw a fit.

Have you ever drawn anime?  No.

Can you use a pogo stick?  I’ve never even seen one in real life. I’m dying to try it out just once.

When’s the next time you’ll see the person that you like?  I don’t like anybodyyy.

Do you like bathing/showering?  I mean...yes? Like I’m not obsessed with showering, but it’s a necessity that I have to regularly do anyway lmao.

Have you ever considered entering a race?  Sure! Just give me a couple of weeks to practice because my endurance and stamina are embarrassing.

Rihanna or Lady Gaga?  Rihanna.

Who was your first good kiss with?  My ex.

What accessory do you want in your bedroom?  SHELVES

What do you take the most pictures of?  My experiences.

What are you always in the mood for?  Starbuuuuuuckssssssss.

What is something that you never turn down?  A day out with friends. I’ll always make time. What is something that you always turn down when offered?  Food, if I’m a guest at someone else’s place.

Name something sexy about your significant other.  I don’t have any.

What is one of your hobbies that you refuse to give up?  Surveys, I guess. I enjoy them too much and have been doing them for nearly a decade.

If you could be a professional in any sport what would it be?  Tennis.

If you could be a professional at any instrument what would it be?  PIANO.

Would you rather be a surgeon or mortician?  Surgeon. I would be too terrified seeing dead people, anyway.

Have you ever been on a subway? Nope.

Are you in love?  No.

Do you like having your lip softly bitten when you’re kissing?  Sure. Softly, roughly...both are fine hahaha.

Do you want to get married when you’re older?  I hope so. I want my turn, too.

What was the last band shirt you wore?  Eh, I don’t own any. I wore a fanmade V-themed shirt yesterday, if that counts.

You can have a milkshake right now. What flavor do you choose?  OMGGGG that sounds so fucking good rn. Chocolate chip cookie dough.

Have you ever given someone flowers?  Mhm, I used to give my ex bouquets whenever it was our anniversary.

What day of the week is usually your busiest day?  Monday like 98% of the time, so I hate them. It ultimately varies, though. Sometimes some days are a hell of a lot more hectic than others.

Do you have any concerts coming up? I mean...obviously not.

Do you like or hate the smell of fish?  Oh yessssssss. The smell of seafood/ocean always makes me fucking drool.

What’s your favorite brand of chips?  Pringles, or this local brand of salted egg chips that I love to get.

Have you ever written a poem and then read it aloud?  Yeah, once. We had to write a poem as our homework and my teacher picked out a couple that he thought were the best-written, and one of them was mine even though I still firmly believe I did a shit job.

Do you like pineapple?  Oh god no. One of the worse fruits I’ve had.

Does your house have a dishwasher?  No. It seems to be just a Western thing.

Do you know anyone who has a flower tattoo?  I probably do, but I just can’t give you a lineup of names. Flower tattoos seem to be trendy these days, especially in the line style.

How many different languages can you say goodbye in?  So I have goodbye, paalam, 안녕히 가세요, adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara, au revoir...so that’s 7.

Agree or disagree: You like Adam Sandler movies.  Ummmm definitely childish and I can feel that the humor tries so hard sometimes but I do enjoy some of his movies, like 50 First Dates. 

Have you ever had to get a tooth pulled? If so, what for?  Yeah, I mentioned this on a previous survey.

Have you ever dated anyone while they were in jail?  No, I’ve never dated anyone who’s been imprisoned.

If you’ve ever babysat, do you like it?  I ‘babysat,’ but technically all eldest Asian daughters are expected to look out for their younger siblings and cousins anyway. I didn’t actively enjoy it, but sure, it was fun playing with them and it’s always nice to be viewed as responsible.

What is your favorite flavor on sunflower seeds?  I don’t eat sunflower seeds. I don’t dislike them, I just really never seek them out.

Do you get cold easily?  Yes.

Do you get a lot of spiders in your house?  Hmm no. If we do get visited they are almost always too small to be seen.

Do you admire nature?  Yeah, I try to be around it as often as I can.

Name one naughty thing you’ve done.  Had sex while a few people were in the same room. I pay for it now hahaha; those friends who had the misfortune to be in that situation have never let me live it down and it’s one of their go-to stories when I’m being introduced to new friends.

Name two of your favorite things as a child.  I loved everything Bratz. I also liked Play-Doh.

Do you own a Pillow Pet?  No, I’ve never even heard of that.

Do you tend to solve problems with violence?  Never.

Have either of your parents gone to jail?  Nope.

Do you know a hoarder?  I heard my grandma had been one, but I didn’t see traces of it when I used to visit her. I guess she had been when she was younger and stronger. I show traces of hoarding too, but I don’t think it’s at a concerning level; I literally just threw out a bunch of shit in my room I’ve hoarded over the last five or so years.

Do you wax, pluck, or leave your eyebrows?  I don’t touch them; I’m never all that worried about my appearance. On very rare instances, I will shave some of the excess hair off. Do you have any interesting scar stories?  None of them are interesting tbh, just results of my own stupidity.

Do you hate the texture of meatballs?  I don’t hate their texture but I also just don’t enjoy meatballs in general. I find them boring, which has always led me to think if they’re really supposed to be just boring clumps of meat or if I’ve just always been served average meatballs.

Do you get migraines? Yes, I usually get one after work. They’ve decreased in frequency now but one will drop by every now and then to give me a shit time.

Do you like guns?  No.

Are turtles amazing creatures? All animals are. :') < Yes! Except cockroaches.

How much time do you spend taking surveys?  I dedicate an hour or so every weekend. I often wish I can allot more time, but I also have other hobbies and interests I would usually want to catch up on during the weekends. 48 hours is just too short :(

Would you rather visit: The Eiffel Tower or Egyptian Pyramids? Pyramids, in a heartbeat. I wouldn’t even need to think about it.

Would you like to work at a candy shop?  Uh no. If I had to, it would be on the back-end, maybe in the corporate side of things lol.

Do you have feelings for someone?  Nope.

Which one of your guy friends is the best looking?  JM.

Do you have anything to say to your ex bf/gf?  No.

Which band do you have the most of on your iPod/music player?  I don’t use music players anymore but my Spotify always reminds me of how much I listen to BTS whenever they do one of their quirky listening habit reports lol.

Which song describes your mood at the moment?  I want to go with RM’s Bicycle just because I’m feeling quite content and relaxed at the moment.

Which movie(s) do you quote the most?  Eh, I’m not a big movie quoter.

Which one of your best friend’s friends would you most likely date?  I honestly don’t see any of them as date-able.

Would you ever let anybody else drive your car?  Sure. I’ve let Hans and Gab drive it countless times when I’ve had too much to drink. It’s a small car and is fairly easy to use and navigate. I would let Anj use it too at some point, but I want her to perfect her u-turns first hahahaha.

Which one of your friends will be the most successful?  It’s already one of my friends to begin with but I’m not naming names. They come from a privileged background to begin with and their godfather already handed one of his companies down to them, so. They were also told the CEO position is already a sure slot for them.

What store did you last shop at?  I wanna say NCAT, this Korean-themed store that sells trinkets and jewelries and plushies and stuff. They also sell BTS albums so Anj and I dropped by to check out and touch all the albums we can’t afford yet HAHA

Do you think telepathy is real?  No.

When did you last draw something for fun?  Last Saturday when I played an online drawing/guessing game with my uncles and aunts.

Who makes the most in your entire family?  My dad.

Do you like writing essays?  I love essays, it’s my favorite writing piece to make.

Do you think plastic surgery is no big deal?  It turns into one when it gets obsessive, like when people get excessive plastic surgeries specifically to look like another person. I’m looking at you, fucking Oli London.

Do you take your trash to the dump or have it picked up?  It’s picked up.

When you sneeze do you sneeze into your shirt or your hands?  I look away and just sneeze. Sometimes I’ll put up my elbow.

Do you usually have sex in the morning, noon or night time? Erm, I usually had it at night. I only had morning sex when we would spend the night; and I nearly never had noon sex.

Did you ever fail your learners/drivers test?  No.

Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?  Gun to my head, Lil Wayne.

Name someone you’ve become a lot closer to recently:  Reena!!! I’m so grateful Angela introduced us to each other :) We both tend to get shy so we don’t actually actively get chatty when we see each other irl, but I love her presence and I love that she is my friend. I make up for it by being super friendly and wacky in our group chat haha. Does your car have a sunroof?  No. We used to have a car that did, but we had to sell that during the peak of the pandemic.

Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  Dad.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No.

Who’s the last person you cuddled with?  My ex.

Are you friends with any of your teachers on Facebook?  Yeup.

#survey #surveys

[dontbesoweirdkira]

What about an au where Mic is a volunteer for animal shelter and/or is a veterinarian? I like that you included a pet in my last ask so I thought I would be nice to think about him taking care of animals of any kind 💗 Thank you again cutie! 💖

A/N: Cutie?? Aww i blush /// Vet Headcanons coming right up!! Thanks for requesting babe! Love you and please request again! Happy New Year!

-YES THE MAN LOVES ANIMALS

-Let’s just say in this AU quirks and hero’s weren’t a thing so he has to have another career choice and that is dun dun da dunnnnn….Being a veterinarian.

-Ever since a young age he was in love with animals, from birds to turtles. This man had books and pounds of research on all of them. He might can’t name all 50 states but he surely can name every species of bird in the amazon rainforest known to man. 

-At first in his highschool years he Volunteered at local animal shelters and pet shops. 

-Just to see if he was really cut out to do it, you know? Like he wanted to be a D.J. but then realised how hard it was and was like “uM nO.”

-On his first day he loved it sooo sooo much

-He came back everyday for his four years of High School. Never missing a day from the shelter haha. The animals loved him too.

-There was this dog, it was a golden retriever, it was an abandoned dog and never really had a real home or anything. It was a very shy and scared dog like no one could touch it without it wailing or snapping. BUt when Yamada came to it, it loved him instantly.

-He was the only one who could bathe it or feed it or even walk it. He adopted it highkey and named him Lucky uwu.

-H knew without a doubt he needed to study to become a vet. He needed to protect and love those animals because no one else would. 

-So after years of hard work and training, you are now looking at Dr.Hizashi.

-The first thing he would do is take all of his money and dump it into making his very own Vet. Like he’s been planning to have his own for YEARS. Let me tell you he already has his business name, card, plan, and he knew the place he wanted to have it at. This man was not playing at all.

-His Vet is called “Hazashi’s animal care.”

-YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS IS NOT HIS CATCH PHRASE “Happy Pet, Happy Vet.” 

-His Vet is like one of those small local ones that look way too nice to be in the neighborhood it’s in. It’s very nice inside, it looks like the Hilton if it were a Vet. 

-You’d also think the prices would be sky high because how nice and well put together everything is. Nope! His services are cheap but his skills aren’t!  It’s his way of giving back to the community and helping out those who cannot afford such things. He doesn’t believe in wiping out someone just because their animal got sick.

-At first his business was very slow, only maybe one or two people coming in. So he mainly picked up strays off the streets and got them well and healthy.

-There were a lot of stray kittens near him like he was soooo soft I swear!! He would cuddle up with them and warm them up. Sometimes he’d fall asleep in his office with a bunch of tiny kittens curled up on him. It was sooo cuteeeee.

-Although business was slow, it picked up more in the summer/spring time

-He 100% lets kids and teens volunteer for school credit or just something to do. He absolutely doesn't mind because he enjoys learning about his community and teaching young people about animals. 

-He has special days where children get to meet and take care of some of the stray kittens he has.

-Onetime a kid asked him to come to his school for career day so he could “Show the class how cool he is.”

-So like Hizashi came in with a few animals he was taking care of and showed the class and explained to them the importance of caring for you animals. It was so cool and he kept the class very engaged and they even let him stay an extra block since it was really informative.

-So now every other friday at the local school, he has a Thrive class where he can come and talk to kids.

-LIKE I SAID AND I WILL ALWAYS STAND BY THIS LITTLE KIDS LOVES HIZASHIIIIIIII👏👏👏👏

-He teams up with some of the teenagers and have bake sales and carwashes to raise money for endangered species all over the world.

-Sometimes he goes to the older citizens home, and let some of them pet the little baby kittens and puppies he has. It really brings a smile on their face and makes them feel loved. 

-100% trying to set him up with their daughter

-“HaVe i tOlD yOu mY dAuGHteR lOveS aNimAls anD yOunG bloNDe mEn SuCh aS yOuReSelf.”

-it cracks him up let me tell you.

-“uH hAHa...THATS cOol.”

-He found a hurt baby duck at the park he was at, he immediately rushed it to his shop, and nursed it back to health. He would not let the birdy walk at all, he would always carry it around or have it on his chest.

-HE WAS HECKA SAD TO LET IT BACK IN THE WILD I SWEAR AND HE CRIED SEEING IT REUNITE WITH ITS FAMILY 

-Oh! His dog Lucky!! He helps out around the Vet too. By helping I mean staying under Yamada’s Desk and taking the meanest nap, and occasional barking when someone comes in.

-No but he’s a good boy and he’ll go fetch things for hizashi and play with the kids while their parents are doing business.

-Giving hizashi giving the animals a bath is the cutest thing. He’s singing nursery rhymes while gently scrubbing the soap in. Wraps them in the BIGGEST towel and cradles them in his arms it’s so cute. The animals 100% falls asleep  in his arms while he’s organizing the medication. 

-When he has to give them a shot, he distracts it by doing little magic tricks or holding up a treat.

-Every Animal has its own food bowl, varying in sizes and colors depending on the animal and personality.

-He has nights where he stays overnight in his store doing paperwork and such.  He’s such a perfectionist, he cannot sleep unless he knows everything is over and how it’s supposed to be. I love him

-OKAY BUT IMAGINE IT...HIZASHI IN A DOCTOR'S COAT, WITH HIS HAIR ALL MESSY AND TIED UP, AND HE’S BEING ALL SMART DOING PAPERWORK WORK!!  ARE YOU PICTURING IT ERWIN???? ARE YOU PICTURING IT ERWIN?!?! BECAUSE I HAVE A PRETTY VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD.

-(kudos if you understood that reference)

-Birds are his favorite animals to get. Like healing their wings and then having them fly around the office. It’s so nice to see how free and unpredictable they are. So like he spazzes every time Someone brings in a birdieeee.

-“oNNansmh OH mY oMhy GOoDNeSs i-Is ThaT a BLuE Budgerigar?!!?!! aHhAHh yoU mInD iF I tAKe a PiCtUrE oF iT.”

-

BoUnS

Since i took so long to answer this, you get a Happy new year bonus!

-He spends The new year at the pet shop. Like He brings in a small little T.V. so he can watch the ball drop with the animals he has there with him.

-They are all cuddled in the lobby with a bunch a fluffy blankets, wearing matching New year hats!! Ahh it’s so cute

- The store has such a warm, cosy feeling. It reminded him of the times he’d spend with his family. A pure, more gentle time.

-Just a few seconds before the ball drops, Hizashi takes a deep breath in, inhaling all of the warm memories and joyful spirit that was floating around.

-He’s at peace with his life and everything around him. In one year he was able to make the shop of his dreams and meet amazing people with it.  He had his best friend Lucky, and all the cute animals that he is able to comfort. It was really all he wanted. He thanked GOD for everything.

-”I’m finally happy.” he breaths out with the biggest smile on his face. Giving a small kiss on lucky’s ear, and ruffing his fur he mutters, “Happy New Year.”

#bnha #BNHA Headcanons #present mic #hizashi yamada #hizashi yamada x reader #present mic x reader #x reader #10/10 would recommend #would include #dating senarios #my hero academia #oneshot #Headcanon #headcannons #bnha teachers #bnha deku #deku #mha x reader #mha #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #aizawa shouta #bnha aizawa #anime #anime headcanons #veterinary #ask box #bnha ask blog #anime hcs #yamada hizashi

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #296

“reality’s a plague; we’re the medication”

How are you doing in this time of COVID19? Do you personally know anyone who is not taking COVID19 seriously? Tired of it. Don’t see an end to it. I know a bunch of dumbasses who don’t take it seriously at all. What do you think of TikTok? Have you jumped on it yet? Why or why not? I don’t have an opinion on it. What hobby or interest of your significant other do you have ZERO interest in? What about something you actually think might be fun or something you actually picked up thanks to them? If you don’t have an SO, you can think of a relative or friend as an example instead. No s/o, sooo I’ll use best friend instead. Tbh I can’t say I have ZERO interest in anything she likes… If it makes her happy, I’m thankful for it. To answer the second half, she definitely got me into Wings of Fire. Have you ever felt affected by the death of a celebrity or public figure? If so, who? Do you remember when you found out and what was your reaction to it? Steve Irwin comes to mind very quickly. I remember exactly who told me and where I was. I was heartbroken. He was my childhood hero. Did you ever get called horrible names like whore, skank, bitch? I’ve been called a bitch. I remember one occasion as a kid where I was called fat for breaking a swing, even though I was a normal size. The swing was just old. It affected me though, for sure. Where did you sleep last night? My bed. Ever slow danced with anyone? Yes. Who is the last person to send you a message on Facebook? The woman I took pictures for a few weeks back. She’s a sweetheart. Have you ever been given roses? Yeah. Ever been called babe/baby? Yeah. Who was the last person to smoke something other than a cigarette or weed in front of you? No one’s ever smoked anything else in my presence. Does anything on your body hurt? My knees. They pretty much always do. Who is your favorite family member on your mom’s side? My uncle Rob. Who was the last person you were under a blanket with? Sara. Which of your friends is the most likely to get pregnant right now? I feel like all of them that are “likely” literally are pregnant right now lmao. My Facebook is like a new pregnancy announcement once a week, it seems like. Have you ever been called prince/princess? Ew, no. Have you kissed anyone when you’re single? No. Have you ever kissed someone who was in a relationship? Nooo, I have no interest in being “that person.” What would you call your body type? Let’s not think about this. Has anyone ever hacked your accounts before? Yeah. Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart? I don’t think I could. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? I don’t believe so. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting or any kind of abuse at home? My parents fought all the time. Separated when I was… 17, I wanna say? Have you ever had any volunteer jobs? Ha. Attempts, anyway. Both were animal-related, and I was so excited to become a regular helper, but my weak-ass body couldn’t handle either. Has a boy/girl ever cheated on their boyfriend/girlfriend for you? I never actually thought of it this way, but yes. Flirting like that was absolutely cheating. Describe how you feel about your life in the past month using one word: Stuck. Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? I always have guilt nowadays. When was the last time you saw someone attractive? In person? Hm. I think a about a month back when I took family pictures for someone. The kids’ dad was pretty cute. Are you okay with the life you live? Nope. What other piercings would you get other than the ones you already have? Fuuuuck dude, I want a lot. Many more in my ears, dermals in my collarbones (the #1, ahhh, but I want to lose weight first so you can see the contrast), it’d be nice to have a nose ring that fucking stayed in, I would LOVE an undereye microdermal if I ever change to contacts again, sometimes I think about an eyebrow piercing if I kept my eyebrows thinner… man, there’s a lot. I just love body mod. Did your last kiss take place on a bed? No. Are you good at wrapping gifts for others? HEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO. Is your present hair color natural? Sadly yes. Do you follow a certain religion? No. Do you listen to any country music? Noooo. It’s so weird remembering that I loved it as a kid. Have you ever lived on a farm? No. Do both of your parents have jobs? Dad does, but Mom is currently on disability due to recovering from cancer. What is something you’ve always wanted a boy to do for you? Ummm. I dunno. What do you wish you had more knowledge about? Politics. Is there anyone you’re not over and feel like you never will be? I doubt I’ll ever be fully over him. But I feel it’s understandable. When’s the last time you were really late to something? Hm. Dunno. Do you sing a lot? I sing veeery rarely. Do you think you have an addictive personality? I have a very addictive personality, yes. What was the first television show you were obsessed with? Pokemon, easily. What are you planning on eating for dinner tonight if you haven’t already? I don’t know. When was the last time someone took your picture? *shrugs* Do you eat chili when you get a hotdog, or do you like it plain? I eat them with ketchup and mustard, not chili. Would you say it’s easy for people to make you smile or laugh? I’m unsure… but I lean towards no. Do you and your friends normally say you love one another? Hell yeah. I’m so for platonic “I love you”s. What was the worst news you’ve heard this entire week? I'm not sure about "worst," honestly. I've mostly just heard mild inconvenience type things. Have you ever been in a car wreck? Yes. Has anyone ever told you that they think you have ADHD? Actually, yes, by maybe my second psychiatrist. She was fucking looney; I could see ADD, but ADHD was ludicrous. Have you ever disowned anyone in your family? For what reasons? I cut off connections with my dad for years after the divorce. Is there anyone out there who has hurt you so much, you wish they’d die? Yeesh, no. How many times have you been drunk in your life? None. Are you a happy person? Not really. Have you cried yourself to sleep? Oh yeah. Have you been in trouble with the law/jail time? No. At what age did you become sexually active? Maybe like, 16 1/2? Have you been in a loving relationship? Yes. Have you been in an abusive/bad relationship? No. Who would you die for? Quite a large handful of people, really. Have you ever been in a gang? Nooooo thanks. Who do you dream about most? Annoyingly, Jason. When are you happiest? When I'm hyperfixated on a new interest. Do you answer the phone by saying anything besides "hello?" Not unless it's family, really. Then I'll just be like "hey" or "what's up?", something along those lines. Do you get mad easily? No. What is your favorite song right now? I'm pretty hooked on "ULTRAnumb" by Blue Stahli. Do you wear glasses or contacts? If you wear both, which do you prefer, and why? I wear glasses. I've worn contacts before, they're just too tedious for me. Would you rather be buried or cremated? Cremated, please. Ever done karaoke? Did you like it? No. Goriest movie you've ever seen? Probably some SAW film. Is anything in your room purposely hidden? No. Have you ever been pranked via hidden camera? No. Do you like oatmeal raisin cookies? No, anything with raisins is disgusting. What age do you think is too old to still live with your parents? "It depends on the situation." <<<< This. Have you ever loved a boy who was dating some other girl? I certainly still loved Jason when he was with his girlfriend after me. Is your hair all the same color? Yeah, pretty much. When it was longer, I had natural highlights, but now that it's so short, ig it's hard for them to exist. Denim, leather or varsity jacket? I have desperately wanted a leather jacket since middle school. They're just expensive, at least the ones I like. Do you clean things that are already clean when you're bored? Ha, no. I'm not gonna clean without reason. Have either of your parents ever been to jail? No. What TV shows do you keep up with? None. Would you rather have a wiener dog or an Italian greyhound? Absolutely a greyhound, if I wanted a dog and had room for one of those. Do your parents buy you most anything you want? Most definitely not. I'm not even comfortable asking for things at my age. Have you ever tried to jump a fence? I have jumped fences, as a kid. Do you like the movie Zootopia? I do. Do you ever go on Pinterest? Rarely. What's the last kind of chocolate you ate? A sea salt dark chocolate w/ caramel filling Ghiradelli square from Christmas. Can you speak any unusual languages? No. Did you do gymnastics in elementary school? No. Have you ever performed in front of a large audience? Yeah; I was in dance classes for a long time, so we had recitals and went to competitions. I never did a solo, though. I was going to my senior year (senior solos are typical), but I got too nervous to continue with it. It was to "Coma White" by Marilyn Manson. Do you like BBQ sauce? Ugh, I hate it. Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing? Right now. I always wear men's pj pants. Are you currently fighting with someone? No. Have you ever kept anything wild as a pet? When I was little, I know my sisters and I kept a box turtle that wandered into our yard for a while. We eventually let it go. Then when I would go fishing with Dad, one of my absolute favorite things to do was try to catch the minnows and tadpoles in my hands, and so I had a fishbowl of those. Don't keep wild animals, please. Do you set good examples for little kids? Probably not. Does your house have a pool? No, but I REALLY want one. It would be so helpful in strengthening my legs without sweating my ass off and feeling like I'm going to collapse. When you were younger, were you ever in a relationship with someone you now realize was way too old for you? No. Have you ever had a seizure? No, but I've actually had very short (I mean like, a second), sudden spasms when lying down that feel like what I assume a seizure to feel like. I think it's a side effect of my nightmare medication. What's the longest hotel stay you've ever had? Not long at all. Just a few days. Do any of your friends or family members have strange occupations? Maybe? What small thing makes you automatically distrust someone? Making dark/dangerous jokes. Of all the states/provinces in your country, which one is your favorite? I haven't been to nearly enough to know. Have you ever had to wear a school uniform? In middle school. Would you rather sleep on the top bunk or bottom bunk? My fat ass ain't getting in the top bunk. Are you close with your cousins? None, really. Are you close to any aunts or uncles? Also not really, but one of my mom's brothers is closest to that. Are you close to your grandparents? They're all dead, but I wasn't very close to any. I never really see my extended family. What was your favorite thing to do at sleepovers when you were younger? Go swimming, if they had a pool. If they didn't or it just wasn't up, I liked playing two-player video games. Do you know what you want to do for your next birthday? Probably go to The Cheesecake Factory for dinner and dessert with family and just chill at home for most of the day. What is the last new thing you discovered that was really good? Peanut butter fudge, like holy shit. Did you ever skip a grade or get held back a grade? No. What is the best hairstyle you've ever had? What I have now. Do you think you look better with dyed hair or natural hair? DYED. Do you think your look better with curly hair or straight hair? Straight. Have you ever won a contest? Yes. How many drawers does your dresser have? Five. Do you do your own taxes, or do you hire a professional? N/A What song hit you so hard that you remember where you were the first time you heard it? Oh man, what a question. Music can affect me very deeply, so honestly there's probably a number that fit this criteria if I thought for long enough, but I'm not gonna spend ten minutes trying to pick the best one. "Eternally Yours" by Motionless In White will do, I guess because that was probably the most recent. I don't let myself listen to it, even though I love it. It'll only drag me into a trauma pit. What's your "brand" of fictional character, the type you always get attached to (ex., "perky girls with deep-seated mental health issues," "guys who you would want as an older brother," etc.)? Totally the sarcastic and usually well-composed villain. If you use Spotify, share your 2020 Wrapped! What are your overall feelings about it? Is it what you expected? I don't use it. If you’re a ~gamer~, what are your top 3 all-time favorite games? Silent Hill 2, Shadow of the Colossus, and Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs. What’s the biggest red flag you’ve ever ignored? I dunno; I'm pretty good at listening to those. What’s something extremely bizarre you believed as a very young child? It's fucking embarrassing that I went through this many-years-long "I have animal powers given to me by a wolf I made up!!!" thing, holy god. Like, I thought I could "activate" traits of certain animals. Kids are fuckin wild, but I was exceptionally so. What is the biggest conflict in your life right now? With myself. Through a lot of digging with my therapist, she got me to realize that I don't feel that I'm rightfully lovable because I'm not "successful" and "going nowhere." It hit like a ton of fucking bricks when I understood the "why" of feeling like that. Like don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm a bad person that is worthy of being hated, but totally deserving of pure love, no. So my therapist has me tell myself "I am lovable" in the mirror every morning, and I don't believe it. I'm trying to, but every time I'm just like "lol but are you really?" If you could change your current life schedule to incorporate more or less time for certain things, how would you do so? Do you feel like you have a well-structured and well-balanced schedule at the moment? My schedule is embarrassing, truly. I wake up, get on the computer, go to bed, and that's just about it, taking care of bodily needs being sprinkled in there throughout. I want to change it so, so badly, but I'm just... so set in my ways. I want to incorporate at least 30 minutes of daily reading, and I've yet to start my Wii Fit exercising because I'm waiting for Mom to move into her room (she stays and sleeps in the living room rn) because I do NOT like exercising in front of ANYBODY. I don't care if she gave birth to me. I also want to spend less time just hopping between websites on the laptop just because I can't find anything to do. It'd be nice to draw more, too... but for that, I really need to like the idea of what I'm drawing to stay even slightly motivated. There's probably more to this, but yeah, that's enough. What filler words do you find yourself using most often ("um," "you know," etc.)? "Um" or "uh," probably. I fumble over my words so much as well as just total derail on what I'm talking about that filler words are very, very common for me. When was the last time you felt let down? What were your expectations about the given situation that weren't met? Ugh, so apparently when my laptop was fixed, a lot of things were reset, and that included Lightroom, my primary photography editing software. I lost all my presets and I initially thought pictures too, but thank Christ I had a backup dialogue. I'm still pretty annoyed, because I can't find my favorite free LR download site. I didn't at all expect my laptop to be affected as heavily as it was, just getting a new DC port... If you enjoy taking and editing photos, how would you describe your editing style? This greatly depends on the subject matter and composition, but I feel a common theme is I enjoy vibrance. I war with myself a lot if I make them too saturated, but idk. Have you ever been inspired by a celebrity to change something about your appearance (your clothing style, hairstyle, etc.)? Is much of your taste/style inspired by celebrities? If not, what else serves as an inspiration for you? Ha! Guys, I'm not going to bullshit you, when I got into GMM, I loved Link's big, "nerdy" glasses so much that I became very curious as to how they'd look on me. Years later, I still kept the style and think they've looked best on me of all my glasses. I love them. For the second question, no, not really. My personal aesthetics dictate my style selections. When was the last time you felt a friendship was petering out? If a friendship seems to be fizzling, do you go out of your way to try to "save it," or do you accept that it may have just reached its natural conclusion? Ugh. This has happened in so very many of my friendships that I don't even like thinking about it. If we're talking the most recent time, I suppose with Alex. She just started talking to me less and less before vanishing (to clarify, she's an online friend). Considering just how poorly I handle loss, I'm the type to always try to save friendships I still cherish. Who is your favorite contemporary writer, author, poet, thinker? I don't know. What are your thoughts on body positivity vs. body neutrality? I believe in seeing your body and loving it for all it does, considering it's a masterpiece of biology, but, I also feel it is vital to consider its health. In other words, no, I do not think morbidly obese or emaciated individuals should think their body is... I can't think of the right word, really. "Ideal," I suppose? And keep in mind: this is coming from an obese person. I don't want someone to tell me "your body is perfectly fine!" or "you should just accept you the way you are!" when I spend almost every minute of every day thinking to some degree about how much I hate my fucking weight. No, I don't want to be convinced I should settle and neglect the wellbeing of the one body I have, but I in no way support bashing or being rude to people who are unhealthy, either. I feel like my stance on this is kinda hard to explain. Just respect your body as well as others' and their efforts to treat it the best they can. Do you enjoy keeping secrets from people, like having something about yourself that no one else knows? I mean, I don't enjoy it... I'd prefer to have none. If you play video games, what do you usually like to play? If you don't play video games, do you like watching others play? If so, what? I really like horror games, more than any. Fantasy ones with dragons and gods and the like are awesome, too. I don't enjoy a lot of games that are pretty much just movies with player decisions that barely affect the ending (I do like watching these, though), nor do sportsy or action things normally do it for me. It's by serious luck that I'm an avid World of Warcraft player, because I don't tend to like very grindy games, but I suppose WoW is an exception with the absolutely endless options of what you can do. Onto the second part of the question: totally. I wouldn't watch let's plays if I didn't, and I grew up loving to watch my dad and brother play. I'll watch an even wider variety of games than I play, but it more so depends on who the person is versus what they're playing, because whom I watch is controlled by whether or not/how much I enjoy the individual themselves. What are three things you like about nature? Just three? Damn... Well, the easiest I suppose can be summed up in a quote: "As above, so below." All is tied together. I could go on a romantic monologue about the beauty of our connection to the infinite stars we look upon and the ground we stand on, but I'll spare ya that poem. I love, love, love the sounds of nature: birds chirping, zephyrs through the trees, the crunching of fall leaves. All of it. Then, there's the power of nature! I live for those pictures of nature just taking the Earth back: desolate homes eaten by vines, all that. To call nature merely "spectacular" is truly an act of disrespect, pretty much. What do teenagers have right now that you wish you had when you were their age? Hm. I guess better phones.

#survey #surveys #questionnaire #questions #lyrics: ''ultranumb'' by blue stahli

[searchingwardrobes]

Start of Time: 2/?

Here it is finally, the second chapter of this fic!! Sorry it’s taken me so long to get this up, @teamhook ! I also have no idea how long this is going to be. Looking at my outline, it should be at least six chapters.

Remember that Emma can’t remember her name in this, so Emma is just “she” at first in this chapter, then “Wendy” later on. (You’ll see why once you read the chapter). I won’t lie, writing a story in which Emma can’t remember her name and no one else knows it either has been a big challenge. Hopefully I wrote it a way everyone can follow!

Rating: T

Trigger warning: Alice Jones appears in this but is Killian’s adopted daughter with Milah, and so is Henry. Henry has no relation to Emma in this. There is also positive past Millian.

Also on Ao3 and part of my Fandom Birthday Playlist.

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I'm an atom in a sea of nothing

Looking for another to combine

Maybe we could be the start of something

Be together at the start of time

When she awoke again, the sun shone brightly through the curtains. She struggled to sit up, her mouth dry and tasting of cotton. Her head still ached, but it no longer throbbed. How long had she slept? Was the sun this bright when she woke up before? She heard sounds outside her door as she swung herself slowly around and stood up. The room spun a bit, but once she took a few deep breaths, she was able to walk across the room easily enough. Her clothes were folded neatly on top of a white dresser, and she made quick work of changing out of the pajamas. The fabric was warm and smelled of fabric softener - someone had washed them.

Speaking of washing, she suddenly realized how greasy her hair was. She could actually smell her own body odor, which was never good. It made her wonder again just how long she had been asleep. A shower would be nice, but she wasn’t about to ask such a thing of complete strangers. They had been kind, she understood that, but she couldn’t stay here any longer.

When she exited her door, she was struck by the quaint log cabin style of the home. Her bedroom was at the end of an open hallway that looked out over a great room with high beamed ceilings of exposed wood. On the other side of a stone fireplace, she could see the dark haired man named Killian at the stove in the kitchen.

She made her way quickly down the stairs and through the living area. She paused at the threshold of the kitchen, and when she did, the family’s chattering stopped abruptly. Little Alice sat at the kitchen island spreading jam on toast. A boy with dark hair just a shade lighter than Killian’s stood by the sink pouring glasses of orange juice. A woman with a dark pixie cut stood with mouth agape clutching a fistfull of silverware. For some reason, the domestic scene made a lump rise in her throat.

“You’re up!” Killian exclaimed with a wide grin. He lifted the pan of scrambled eggs he was stirring. “Would you like some breakfast?”

“Um, no thank you,” she replied nervously. “I um . . . I thank you and your wife for everything you’ve done -”

The woman interrupted her with an exuberant laugh. “Oh no, I’m not his wife. My husband David and Killian are best friends. Killian was delivering a foal at our farm last night, so I came over to babysit Alice.”

“I am not a baby,” protested Alice with a pout that said otherwise.

“Excuse me,” the woman corrected with a pointed smile at the little girl, “I was having girl time with Alice, my favorite seven year old.”

Alice tilted her chin with satisfaction than started slathering jam on another piece of toast.

“I’m Mary Margaret,” the woman said as she turned her attention back to their visitor. She extended her hand.

“I - um, that is, I . . .” Shit! What was the social protocol when you didn’t remember your own damn name?

“Oh, I’m sorry!” Mary Margaret exclaimed snatching her hand back. “I forgot.”

“Sooo, what are you doing here if you two aren’t married? At breakfast?” She shook her head and rubbed her temple. Why was she still talking? “Um, I’m sorry. How long have I been asleep?”

All four of the people before her spoke at once, but only Mary Margaret’s words penetrated her brain.

“Awhile.”

“You slept forever!”

“I was worried you were dead!”

“Oh honey, we’re snowed in.”

She shook her head as she tried to comprehend Mary Margaret’s words. “Um, okay, that’s a problem, I know, but I can’t stay here. I mean, I don’t . . . that is to say . . . I’m just, um, gonna go, okay?”

She inched her way backwards towards the front door as she spoke, stumbling once over a toy lightsaber. Killian rushed forward, and that only made her dart for the door faster.

“We really are snowed in, love,” Killian insisted as she reached for the doorknob.

“Well, I’ll just walk to the nearest town, or -” her words ended abruptly as she opened the door to a wall of white. The snow was packed in hard, letting in not a trace of light, yet the snow on the threshold had melted enough to tumble inside over her feet. She let out a gasp as the cold seeped through the leather of her thin, stylish boots.

“I told you we were snowed in,” Killian told her with a lopsided grin and a sparkle in his eyes.

She sheepishly tried to kick the loose snow back outside, amazed that he wasn’t at least irritated with her. Shoving the door shut was something else entirely, and it took both of them to get it done.

Hands shaking, she made her way over to a cozy armchair angled towards the roaring fire. She stared at the flames as fear clawed at her chest. Killian came over and sat on the edge of the wide hearth, tilting his head a bit so he could look into her eyes.

“I know you’re confused and frightened, but I promise you you’re safe here. We’ve got plenty of firewood and food, even a generator if the power goes out -”

“That’s not what I’m worried about,” she whispered.

He nodded in understanding. “We’re strangers, and I can’t imagine how terrifying this all must be. I know it takes trust to believe this, but we really just want to help you and make you feel at home.”

She glanced up to see Mary Margaret perched on the arm of the chair, smiling down at her encouragingly. Alice sat down next to her father, and he put his arm around the little girl and brushed a kiss to the top of her head. Surely a man with such obvious affection for his daughter couldn’t be dangerous. Right?

The boy stood a bit shyly behind Alice and Killian, shuffling his feet a bit before stepping forward to offer her his hand. “You were passed out when you met me in the truck. I’m Henry.”

She merely nodded as she took the child’s hand, still not sure how to respond with no memory of who she was.

“That does it!” Mary Margaret exclaimed, clapping her hands together. “We have to call you something. You sure you don’t know your name?”

She scrunched her face up, thinking as hard as she could, but all she could come up with was darkness, snow, and pain. She bit her lip as she shook her head in the negative.

Mary Margaret shrugged. “So we give you a name!”

Killian narrowed his eyes at his friend. “MM, we can’t just name her like she’s our pet.”

“Why not?” Mary Margaret shot back. “Alice doesn’t have a creature in this place for more than five minutes without it having a name.”

“I have a white rabbit named Tick Tock,” Alice told her eagerly, “and a turtle named Mossy, and a frog named Prince, and two goldfish -”

“You can introduce her to your menagerie later, Starfish,” Killian chuckled as he ruffled Alice’s hair.”

“We can pick a name from one of our favorite books!” Henry exclaimed. “Alice is already taken, but what do you think of Lucy like the Narnia books?”

She wrinkled her nose.

“Fern like in Charlotte’s Web?” Alice suggested.

“Fern!” Henry exclaimed. “Seriously? Charlotte would be better!”

“Charlotte is a spider,” Alice shot back before sticking her tongue out at her brother.

“What about Wendy?” Killian asked.

“Dad’s favorite is Peter Pan,” Henry explained.

“Yeah, but he like’s Hook best, not Peter,” put in Alice.

“Hey!” Killian chuckled, poking each of his children playfully in the tummy. “Hook is just misunderstood.”

She narrowed her eyes. Wendy . . . “That name sounds familiar,” she told them softly.

Killian smiled at her. “Perhaps because it’s yours?”

“Or maybe it’s someone you know?” Mary Margaret put in helpfully.

She shook her head, frustrated. Every time she thought of the name Wendy, it was as if she were squinting into the fog, trying to make out a figure in the distance.

“I don’t know!”

“It’s okay,” Mary Margaret said gently, patting her hand, “it will come to you, I’m sure of it.”

“And we’ll get the doctor out here just as soon as the weather clears enough for the snow mobiles,” Killian added, “as well as the sheriff. I’m sure someone you love is looking for you.”

She nodded and attempted to give him a small smile.

“So, are we gonna call her Wendy or what?” Henry asked.

“Don’t be so rude!” Alice yelled.

“I’m not!”

“Get along, please,” Killian admonished, and she couldn’t help but smile at the bickering siblings and their father’s resulting exasperation.

“It’s okay,” she told them, “it will be nice to have a name, even a temporary one.”

“So . . . “ Killian prompted with arched brows.

“So, Wendy it is!”

A wide smile filled her face despite her circumstances as the four people around her cheered. If she were snowed in, there were worse places she could be. And if she had to join a temporary family, this seemed like a pretty happy one to stumble upon.

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The strong scent of cedar filled Killian’s senses as he opened the long forgotten trunk shoved into the far reaches of his walk in closet. He closed his eyes briefly, letting the woodsy aroma wash over him. Not only would the cedar have protected the clothing inside, it would also have eradicated the scent of the former owner. He could do this.

Killian opened his eyes and looked down at the sweaters and leggings that Milah once wore. He lifted one of deep purple from the trunk and pressed it to his face. All he could smell was the cedar. Not the lingering scent of the citrusy shampoo Milah had preferred nor the hazelnut creamer she always used in her coffee. Surprisingly, it didn’t make him sad. Instead, he was relieved. Relieved that her scent no longer clung to the clothing but also relieved that he still remembered details about her. He would never be able to forget her, and the truth of that finally brought him comfort after four long years.

He rose from the floor of the closet with a pile of clothes in his arms and made his way down the hall to Alice’s bedroom. He hated that Wendy had to use his daughter’s room, but Mary Margaret was already set up in the guest room. He also hated that Alice was sharing his bed. The girl was a cuddler who hogged the bed, and Killian was simply exhausted after two nights of sleeping on the very edge of the mattress.

Killian knocked on the door, but there was no answer. However, he could hear the shower running from the jack and jill bath that Alice shared with her brother. He eased the door open, calling out that he had the clothes he had promised. There was no answer, though he did hear a voice drifting from the bathroom. The voice was singing.

Killian let the door swing open and couldn’t help stepping into the room, mesmerized by the voice. Wendy was belting out The Pretenders “Brass in Pocket” with the powerful voice of a rock star. He drew closer to the sound as if he were a sailor and she was a siren calling out to him. As he rounded the bed, however, he fumbled and dropped the clothes in his hands. Wendy had left the door to the bathroom half open, and through it he could see into the bathroom. He spun away quickly, not wanting to be a voyeur, but he wasn’t fast enough to miss the silhouette of Wendy’s figure through the frosted glass of the shower door. He fumbled again as he picked up the clothes and set them on the bed. They now looked like Henry had folded them, but he didn’t care. He rushed from the room before Wendy caught him and thought he was a peeping tom.

He shut the bedroom door quietly behind him and sagged against it, his heart pounding like a teenager. Yes, four long years. Four long years since Milah passed. Four long years since a woman had been living in this house. Killian drew in several deep breaths and ran his hand wearily down his face. He had to get a grip! Wendy needed his help. This was no time to become sexually attracted to her. She had been through something traumatic to leave her wandering injured on a remote snowy road. She had amnesia and was understandably frightened and confused.

Mentally listing all the reasons he couldn’t be attracted to her helped his blood cool considerably. Besides, he had made a vow to Milah when she was sick that he would make fatherhood his highest priority. Making sure Henry and Alice were happy and thriving left little time for anything else. Hadn’t that been made abundantly clear after that disastrous blind date he’d let Mary Margaret set him up on?

Wendy had a life somewhere to get back to, and he had his kids to think about. He wouldn’t let her sultry voice, inviting curves, or golden hair distract him from those two hard, cold facts.

#cs ff #cs modern au #fandom birthday playlist #for teamhook #amnesiac emma #daddy killian #henry and alice are Killian's kids #snowed in trope #memory loss trope

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orange, purple, turquoise, claret, emerald, honey, rust, amethyst, prussian blue, rose quartz!! I hope you have fun with these questions 🥰💐🧡

orange - if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to color, if so?

ahh i do like my eye color!! i feel like one of the things that hasn’t changed much about me is the expression in my eyes since the very beginning. my eyes remind me of who i am. i experience so much without even perceiving them and with my eyes closed as well so i enjoy them and tend to forget what they look like at the same time haha my reflection is always a surprise!! i always wonder what they look like to others when they look into my eyes. my eyes seem to be a mix of colors? somewhere around hazel blue and grey i believe? ahh all eyes colors are so beautiful though!! i especially love eyes in the sunlight!!oh how they shine and sparkle!! hmm if i were to change my eyes maybe for fun on occasion! hehei would like a special color that is warm and inviting so anyone that meets my gaze can feel a sense of calm. perhaps an escape for a moment in time.like a kind yellow or purple or silver. ooo periwinkle would be pretty!! it’s a color i could stare at for hours and one of the first colors that i remember!! i am very fond of periwinkle. yes i think if i had a choice my eyes would be periwinkle!! for now i love my eyes the way they are!! your eyes are so lovable just the way they are!! 

purple - a poem you think describes your closest friend

i want to cook for you 

i want to bake for you

i want to cook homemade meals for you

and love with you

written by a wonderful poet hehe 😉🥰💐

turquoise - favorite sea animal?

ahh what a decision they are all so lovely aren’t they? so many sea animals and creatures!! hmmm let’s see what comes to mind? omg this is so hard ahhhhmy brain is so excited i can’t even ahh i think of sharks, whales, whale sharks, dolphins, otters, seals, sea lions, narwhals, manatees, sea turtles, lionfish, oarfish, manta ray, anemone ahh omg this might be more sea creature hahaahh i love so many ahh ok ok the sea is just too wonderful and all who inhabit the sea and around the sea!! i think i’ll go with jellyfish!! i really adore moon jellies!!

claret - do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

ahh i used to play piano and xylophone and would like to learn again in the future! i only know a little kalimba for fun at the moment! oh my gosh so many instruments. if my lungs were stronger a wind instrument would be fun like an oboe!! ahh a violin or a cello would be very nice!! i love string and percussion instruments like a harp!! omg i would love to play a harp!! i also really love dulcimers!! i thought of learning to play a dulcimer and/or a theremin for a possible future creative endeavor hint hint hehe so those two came to mind the most!! i would also be very happy to create my own sound effects some day!! i love and admire sound effects a lot and i think the process of sfx is very cool and how i could use every day objects and surfaces around me to create an array of sounds is very exciting!! hehe i yearn for the sound of footsteps 😭

emerald - if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

i haven’t thought of living in another country very often actually but i have thought of visiting!! i was always happy with my familiar surroundings here or living in a similar environment that feels comfortable and good and i don’t have to look far for new and exciting adventures big and small!! hehe i remember wanted to study abroad when i was younger. the first few places that come to mind that i would like to visit is Japan, Switzerland and Norway so perhaps i would live there? when i think of living some place i envision a home that feels safe and warm and cozy and serene. a space for myself and to share with another like my cats and perhaps a partner or a friend if they wish hehenot too far away from my loved ones and if so i would happily travel to see them surrounded by nature and the seasons and good energy and good times. activities i enjoy and much to explore. enjoying all the small things in life.so regardless of where i am i would love that life very much!! also a train through the countryside and lots of tea and tiny treasures in life pretty please 🥺

honey - your thoughts on magic does it exist?

why yes of course!! i feel like i have experienced an array of magical times and moments throughout my lifetime here many things in life feel magic to methis world is very magical after all!! i believe in magic!! can’t you feel it? for example the lovely being who sent me these asks is brimming with magic 💐✨

rust - form of art you enjoy doing?

where do i begin? hehe ahh i love art sooo much!! i personally enjoy photography very much with photography it’s more like the art finds me more than i pursue art? i take photos very spontaneously when i feel the moment is right or when i stumble upon a photo i envision that is presented right in front of me like ah there you are!! more than setting ones up ahead of time but it can be fun to prepare for photos too. there’s so much art to admire and create!! i also feel drawn to miniatures, animation, stop motion animation, film, illustration, comics, needle felting, writing, music etc to name a few since there are so so many!! i love how endless and lively all forms of art are in this world.  perhaps my favorite art is life itself and the art of being myself and being able to share art with the world with another precious humanl would make me very happy ✨

amethyst - do you collect anything?

ah yes i do!! i collect vintage cat collectibles and mugs and animated films!! also any cat who steals my heart which is too many to count!! hehe so much of their love and memories of them as well as people and places and inanimate objects reside within myself. like a vast library stored in my very soul. ahh the scent of old books. how it tempts me. my soul would enjoy that fragrance hehe i also simply adore tea and treats ahh and i collect a lot of warmth and love hehe

prussian blue - what’s your first choice at a vending machine?

my first thought was cookies? haha i have never had cookies from a vending machine! when i was younger i would get chips or candy or soda! i feel like i spent way more time staring at what i could get in a vending machine than actually getting anything haha so by the time i could get something i would be on to my next stop!! if i did get anything from a vending machine it always felt like a treat the whole process of pushing buttons and waiting for the satisfying drop and even the frustrating wrinkled dollar bills were a good time hehe like everything inside was special even the most ordinary of snacks and drinks in the next vending machine i encounter kitkats are my first pick!! or tea!! hehe i would love to see what kinds of vending machines are out there like ones with special items?? like warm drinks!!  ahh vending machines are great fun hehe 

rose quartz - rings or necklaces

ahh that’s a hard one!! i don’t usually wear a lot of jewelry but i have grown to be more fond of rings lately! i like admiring them on my hands and the feeling of playing with them on my fingers and how they dance in the light so freely like they were meant to touch both skin and light warm and cold and in between i do have a necklace that is very very dear to me so i would choose my necklace over rings but i do enjoy wearing rings!! so many ways to express yourself hehe

ahhh thank you so much for all your asks!! i love receiving and answering asks from you!! hehe brings me great joy and you were the first one to send me asks!! 🥰 the magical asks that started it all ✨you know me i intend to write a simple response and end up with a novel 😂 i think this is a new record!! lol i hope you enjoy my very long and detailed answers and i did have a lot of fun with these!! sending you all my love and good energy!!  i love youu so much!! 🥺💐💞✨

#💐 #artromantiic #ahh thank you for your asks!! #i love youuu soo sooo much!!! 💗 #enjoy this novel LOL 😂 #i hope this makes you smile when you read everything and wakes you up softly like a morning newspaper #i really went all out on this one hahaha #long post #this long post was brought to you by Benadryl and hyperfocus #literally a sneak peek into my own inner monologue #let it all flow through me #if anyone else sees this long post haha i wish you a good day and wish you well!! 💖

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Miraculous Defenders - 8

1 // 7 // 9

Nothing screams Valentines Day like a villain who forces people to fall in love.

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Marinette was standing in the park waiting for her friend to arrive, with non-magical butterflies in her stomach. With what was being planned, it makes sense. As she was contemplating this, Nino finally arrived, carrying two ice creams. He handed her the caramel one - her favorite, cool, he still remembered - and the two sat down. “Sorry it took so long, dude. You wouldn’t believe how long the lines were.”

“It’s no big deal, I’m just glad we got this chance to hang out.” Especially with all the testing, homework, Akuma battles, and meetings with Max getting in the way.

“So am I, it’s been ages since we last hung out together.” He then took a small lick of his ice cream - mocha, by the looks of it. It always struck her as an odd choice, seeing as how laid back he was, but whatever. He then asked her, “Sooo, what made you call me here out of the blue?”

Ah, of course he would ask that. How should she answer that? ‘Oh, remember that kid who went missing a few weeks ago? Well, turns out he found weird stuff at his internship, so now the Agreste is hunting him down. Also, they were dealing in weird magic stuff, and are using it for evil. So now Max is creating a team of heroes to challenge them, and he thinks you would make a great addition.’

...Well, knowing Nino, he would totally be down for kicking Gabriel’s ass. He never did like his type.

Before she could get the chance to respond, a winged figure flew above them. He was wearing the traditional Cupid-style tunic, dyed magenta. He had large crimson wings, and had an Akuma over his heart. ‘Should I be mad for him interrupting our talk, or glad he gave me some time to actually come up with something? Eh, I’ll figure it out later.’

“My name is Wingman. My bro didn’t appreciate all the hard work I put in trying to get him together with his crush, so I made him appreciate it.” Once he finished his speech, she started shooting his feathers (Falcon-style) at the people around him. The minute they hit, the target falls in love with the first person they see. ‘That’s gross’ 

Then the villain set his sights on both Nino and Mari. “Oh, you two look cute together!”

Before the Akuma could launch his attack, Marinette pulled her friend to safety. ‘Huh, deja vu.’ Then the two made a run for it.

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The two continued running through the city, dodging his attacks whenever possible. All around them, citizens fell under the affects of his projectiles. Mari couldn’t help but feel guilty, as this will be hard for them to explain to their partners.

After a bit, Marinette broke off from Nino. “Keep running, I’ll see if I can get some help!” Ducking in an alley, Mari pulled out her Gear.

Tikki then appeared next to her. “Are you ready, Marinette?”

“Of course!” Marinette then pressed the button on her Gear. Confirmed. Ready? 

“Let’s do this!” Her belt then appeared around her waist.

Opening Magical Circuit. Tikki then flew into the device.

“Transform Me!” Sliding her Gear onto the Belt, she was washed over by a soft red light.

Once the light faded, she was shown in her armor. She then opened her Wing Pack, and charged.

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Once she entered the Akuma’s line of sight, he smirked. “Looks like our friend has arrived. The Master is willing to give a lot to gain access to your little helper. However, giving him you should be more than sufficient.” He then launched a volley of feathers towards her.

Acting quickly, Ladybug switched a yo-yo to Shield mode and blocked the attacks. “Sorry, I’m not looking for romance right now.” Saying this, she grabbed a Sword mode yo-yo, and charged him.

Seeing this, he closed his wings over his body, creating makeshift armor. Her energy blade clipped a few feathers, but mostly bounced off harmlessly. The villain then pulled a bow off of his back. “I’m no one trick angel. If you don’t want to come quietly, I’ll just have to use force.”

Preparing for a long battle, Ladybug readied her nerves.

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As Nino kept running (he noticed that the villain started chasing after Ladybug, he just didn’t want to take any chances), he took a moment to think over the past week or so. Some supervillain is using mechanical butterflies to turn people into his superpowered servants. The thought sickened him, and he wished there was something he could do.

He was so caught up in his thoughts, he didn’t notice someone grab onto him and pull him into an alley. Once he took a moment to look at his face, shock washed over him. “Max?!?” Putting a finger over the Moroccan boy’s lips to silence him, he then pulled a green device out of his pocket.”There isn’t any time, Ladybug needs your help! Put your thumb on the screen!”

Confused, Nino complied. Authorized, Wielder Confirmed.

After that, the device sparked with green energy, before a green ball pushed itself out. It circled his body for a bit, before turning into a small green turtle. “Greetings, Master Lahiffe. My name is Wayzz, pleased to make your acquaintance!” He then bowed.

Nino screamed.

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Mwah ha ha, Now you have to do something Nino.

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#ml au #miraculous defenders #marinette dupain cheng #nino lahiffe #ml tikki #ml wayzz #max kante #miraculous #ml #miraculous ladybug